episode 16

Episode 16) Draining the Ocean:
	We return on this fine Planet Squared Night for today another Episode of Edeneth has been uploaded so please go watch it, we can wait until you come back Kappa. So on this fine night we being to drain the Ocean around the Ocean Monument called the Drunken Pickle. The Genocide of the Pirate Guardians will begin soon the world had enough of them pirating over 9 billion Credits worth of resources, but there is one problem the Pirate Guardians will fight tooth and nail to protect their lucrative pirate business and pirate way of life for on the Drunken Pickle the pirates have stored their fine booty.
	As lorny went to sly a glitch strikes his horse was stuck in a building and was being crushed to death, but Loryn was able to save it before it was crushed after healing it with apples the horse made a speedy recovery afterwards he went to sly and behind him was this strange building entering it Lorny the Mafia Don was horrified to see… the room was filled with Shulkers they all looked at him all saying “You just entered the wrong neighborhood Mother Trucker!” they all opened fire on Loryn and Lorny was like nope not dealing with this and walked off.
	Loryn went to the Ocean Monument to start draining it of water but the Pirates have begun their guerilla tactics very predictable, but as predictable their actions were Lorny underestimated the Guardians defenses he was getting his butt kicked by them and their little fins Lorny was nearly killed several times he needed more help and he needed it now. After a few minutes of trial and error Lorny was able to make some progress in the Draining Front but several times he was nearly killed by them, or by drowning eventually Raph came and assisted Loryn as a Scientist Merc for Hire Loryn wanted him to protect him using his face region as a shield.
	Tag teaming the Guardians Loryn and Raph have made a butt ton of progress draining an entire floor worth’s of H2O Raph enjoys being an Scientist Merc for Hire but he gets payed not by the hour but by the loots he gets in combat, but Lorny still nearly got rektified. Using their top secret weapon they clear whole swaths of water and their special weapon you ask is the mighty sponge of ultimate power.
	Loryn reviewed the conditions of his Mafia and was disgusted at what he saw his foot men were just simple thugs, they knew how to intimidate the weak villager but they were not solders they were dumb undisciplined idiots useful for a Mafia but worthless for a professional army he needed to train them but he didn’t have time for that. It was then the Mafia Don came with an idea calling his secretary he asked her to send a message to the Nexus force asking them for someone to help train his men, after sending the message Loryn waited for days he waited for a response and finally he got one it was from his counterpart he told Loryn that he would be sending a team to help train his men, they would  come by the end of the month his counterpart also told Loryn to get a training site ready for them Lorny then hired a the Builders a subsidiary owned by the Mafia he told them what he wanted and they soon got to work building it.
	On the other side of the world Raph is in his lab he was preparing the newest genetic Experiment he previously purged his cells of the previous experiments, he needed the room for he was going to build a new breed of Super Soldier he would call them The Marauders he would use his extensive Cloning Vats to create them, but Raph has an ace up his sleeve for weeks he has been developing and armor and weapons for his forces but he has learned something from Dr. Funkalicious in his Journal he outlined for something called the Convergence a machine that would inject nanites into their bloodstream, not only that but it would create a hive mind that would help organize them better but it would do something interesting it would fix the genetic decay the Clones would suffer due to the gene acceleration this will hopefully not only slow their decay but rid it from them.
	We interrupt this program to bring you news live from planetary News Today on the first episode of Planetary News the number one news source and only news sources, recording the actions and political drama between the Factions of Planet Squared today we continue to broadcast the War of the Seas the invasion of the Drunken Pickle is still on way also someone had to be drunk to come up with the name Drunken Pickle, the Pirates are giving the SSS and Conspiracy Mafia a worthy fight but they need help they have called upon the other factions that are online to assist them this is a multi-faction war after all.  In other News Sly the Genie also named the Man Uatu he is the being that watches all of us in a very creepy way like seriously he has no chill this reporter thinks, he has been providing assistance to the Alliance of Faction giving them the ultimate super weapon sponges he has also been using the Sponges they may be the ultimate weapon but they have one weakness, once plopped down they needed to be dried to be used again, Sly loves to troll the Universe to the point it nearly gets rekt to oblivion he gave Lorny the You Like Poop Pickaxe it’s unbreakable that the only good thing on it the rest is just poop, Sly also created a potion of pure cancer and has given it too Raph so now he has cancer well RIP Raph in a few months.
	We have just gotten word of a new Faction added to the world of Planet^2 called The Bare Bone Dirt Bags founded by DOCSRS it was told in the Lore of the Bare Bones Dirt Bags they fight with their fists their culture demands it, that Morgan Freeman their God said Banana Hammock an DOCSRS was created such a weird story sounds like something Hoyl would write another weirdo that guy is *le sigh* and with this we end Planetary News come back next time as we continue to cover The War of the Seas also Sly just killed Raph’s Horse the meanie like seriously who kills another man’s horse, anyhow this has been John-John the Johnman for Planetary News signing off.
	Watching the War from the shadows a man who looks like a Viking Walrus looking thing watches intently taking notes of how they fought, so far he is not impressed with their fighting ability the Mafias armies were worthless they were just thugs led by a bigger dumber thug and Raph he knew his kind he creates himself a God in front of his abominations but he is just a False God, he laughs to himself the morons he thought they are wasting their time fighting this Ocean Monument yes he admitted they were annoying for they were stealing the resources form the Mafia and the SSS but they were small fish compared to Valkarion, if it wasn’t for the Conspiracy Imperium they would have invaded this world already but he mustn’t underestimate spies within the Mafia have told him they are getting support from the Nexus Force from the Universe 79 BT he heard tales from his Master of them betting the Netherworld and Infernus before and if they are getting support from them they might prove to be a threat, it they use the resources better but it would be some time before the Mafia can improve its forces. he turned around a portal opened and out came Emperor Matt he asked what he learned after briefing him, Emperor Matt laughed the fools he thought the Loryn in this Universe was is an idiot compared to the Back to Zod and Conspiracy Files version.
	The other “Factions” on the other hand were in worse shape this person called Rock couldn’t finish his base what a complete loser, if it wasn’t for the blockade on 90 CF the Conspiracy Files Universe they could’ve conquered this pathetic world. Emperor Matt then recalled the Viking Warrior and replaced him with Agent 71 back in the Avalon Universe Emperor Matt met with his wife, they quickly went to the Universal Map on it they could see a black void getting bigger the Netherworld has continued to grow conquering 2 other Universes they also see the purple sphere still trapped Matt thought, they smile his Empress informed him of increasing the defense on the Container the machine emitting the energy shield she has also told him of their progress on their former “friends” they have went underground trying to form a rebel group.
	Next time on Planet Squared can the team sent by the Counterpart Lorny help the Planet^2 Loryn whip his men into shape in time can Raph bring his new Army in production in time, can the Alliance of Faction get their shit together and conquer the Drunken Pickle? Also what’s going on in the Avalon Universe what is their end goal and why have they betrayed their former friends? Find out next time on Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles.