A PSO2 Shaggy Dog Story

Three ARKS, Alfie, Bertie and Carter, decided they wanted to see all the awesome stuff the universe had to offer. So they made a bet of it: They'd all go out into space and look for interesting things, then whoever found the best one would take the lot.

Alfie went to Naberius, and started hunting in the forest.

Bertie went to Amduscia, looking all over the floating continent.

Carter? He went to the deserts of Lillipa.

One year later they all met back up on Ur, and compared what they'd brought.

"Check out these gloves!" said Alfie. "Made from the actual fists of a Rockbear!"

Bertie snorted. "Is that all?" he said. "Check out this weird egg-like thing! Way better than dumb old gloves!"

The gloves were good tough gloves, and the egg-shaped thing was certainly fascinating. The two started arguing over which one was better, until suddenly they remembered the third man.

"Alright, Carter," said Bertie, clutching his bleeding nose. "What've you got for us?"

Then a red laser beam sliced them both in half. Guess what Kartargot.