Thread 107: Stories 76-79

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OMAKE!
>7
"Buttercup"
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"..So what am your plan, anyway?"

>Plan?

"You know, thing with snake monster, and leader who we never see, what am plan there?"

>I... I don't...

"This am big whole complicated thing, right?"

>Whatever gave you that idea?

"..."

>...

"...You am just winging this as you go."

>NO!

"..."

>...Fuck.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 22:20:04 No.25384694 Report
OMAKKEEE!
>Chrysalis
"Spike"
~~~

>....

"..."

>...I think we got stuck down here in the caves.

"Yep."

>Meh, it's OOCO, so it's not like we're getting stopped.

"Not like YOU'RE getting stopped, I haven't done anything in a while."

>Meh, I'm awesome, I don't care.

"...fuck you."

>HAH! Like you ever would. With anybody. Ever. Who isn't a pedophile.

"....fuckyou."

>What did I just say?

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>SA
"Luna"
'???'
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"OH MYYYYYYY!"

THUP!

>Ow.

"How splendorous, how amazing! Character development, a story, a battle, an entire mini-arc no less! Oh! OH! OHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh... yes."

>...Really? AFTER I was done? Really?

"Some things are more pleasurable than any flesh, Shining Armor... though you were... you were surprising."

>...

"Mmmm... we may have to keep you."

>So does this mean I'm not getting castrated?

"Oh no, just the opposite."

>WHAT!?

"AHAHAH! Now no others shall get the character development! It shall be all ours!"

>NONONONOCADDYCELLYTWILICHRYSALISDISCORDHELLLLP!

"AHAHAH!"

ZAP!

>AHHHHH-

FIREBOOM!

>HHHHhhhhhh...

In a red streak, the stallion was gone.

"...Blast! We were not quick enough!... Wait, did he wear protection?... Uh oh... well, at least mine sister is used to being called an aunt..."

~~~

>.....hhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHH

CRACK!

The garden wall beneath his back cracked, lodging him deep into it's rocky exterior. From this vantage point, he could smell the open air all around, could see the starry night sky.

Could taste his liver.

>WHY!?

'Sorry, Shiny. Got a little carried away saving your balls.'

He gave her a deadpan look as he literally peeled off the wall, before falling forwards with a WHUP onto a surprisingly soft bed.

>...Thank you for saving the soldiers. I legit owe you one.

'Please don't tell me you actually named them that.'

>I deny or confirm nothing.

'Uh huh...'

>...why am I on a bed? Were you aiming for this?

'Yep.'

>You missed.

'Meh, you're still good to go.'

>...Beg pardon?

Without answering, she flipped him onto his back, and straddled him.

>...Ah. Screentime?

'Yep.'

>I get you screentime even when you don't do this.

'You get me screentime with YOU, which I like. I just want one scene with Dash, just one.'

>Don't you hate her?

'Very much so. Hence wanting a scene with her. Come on, you owe me one.'

>...Fair enough.

Sighing, he brought his hooves to her sides.

>Meh, I think I'll enjoy this one anyway, I don't have to worry about killer hips, or crazy powers, or loss of... special parts. You're pretty normal, and you're pretty... hot.

'...Ouch.'

>Couldn't resist.

'You deserve what's coming next.'

>Ohhh, gonna punish me because I'm a bad boy? Or are you gonna make me go to my limits? We doing this cowgirl or pony style?'

'Neither.'

>...I'm afraid.

'You should be, because if there's one thing I'm better at Dash at, it's being awesome.'

>W-what?

'And you know what? If we're gonna do this, we're gonna do this... awesome.'

She rose, off his body, and up... and up... and up... and uuuuuuuuppp-

>Where are you going?

He watched her until she went all the way into the night sky, and vanished.

'Hey, SHINING!'

>Y-yeah?

'Better keep it perfectly straight!'

He first wondered what she was talking about.

That's when she began to fall back into sight.

And fall... and fall... and fall....

She turned around in mid air, ass to the ground, never losing any speed.

'WE'RE DOING THIS AWESOME STYLE!'

>...FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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