Vandir fights a goo-monster

<yzabtech> ==START==
<yzabtech> ((you first, link your last post))
<Vandir_Luperx> https://www.reddit.com/r/RPGStuck_C4/comments/62bing/session_9_everywhere_ratings_protrude/dgipvg1/?context=3&utm_content=context&utm_medium=message&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=frontpage
<Vandir_Luperx> I am confused. My hammer has never not worked before.
<Vandir_Luperx> "What heresy is this, xenos filth?"
<yzabtech> ((have the goo monsters ever spoken before))
<Vandir_Luperx> ((no))
<yzabtech> ((sorry for askinga billion questions i'm new))
<Vandir_Luperx> ((lmao all good)
<yzabtech> The goo monster says nothing. It just looks at you, before extending a tendril whip from an arm and lashing at at you.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+1
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {15}
<yzabtech> !roll 1d4+2
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d4+2 --> [ 1d4=4 ] | {6}
<yzabtech> 6 damage.
<Vandir_Luperx> Maybe it didn't work last time.
<Vandir_Luperx> I bash that shit again.
<Vandir_Luperx> !roll 1d20+3
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {8}
<Vandir_Luperx> ((is that a hit))
<yzabtech> ((nope))
<yzabtech> Your hammer goes straight through the goo monster, as it regenerates.
<yzabtech> You pull the hammer out of the beast, now covered in a strange slime.
<yzabtech> It attacks you again.
<Vandir_Luperx> "Blast!"
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+1
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {7}
<yzabtech> It wasn't strong enough, striking the side of your body lightly before dissolving. Looks like you took out a bit of its strength.
<Vandir_Luperx> Maybe it is working.
<Vandir_Luperx> "FOR THE EMPRESS."
<Vandir_Luperx> !roll 1d20+3
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {23}
<Vandir_Luperx> THE EMPRESS HATH BLESSED ME
<Vandir_Luperx> !roll 2d8+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d8+4 --> [ 2d8=11 ] | {15}
<Vandir_Luperx> i end my turn
<yzabtech> You swing into the beast, knocking out a massive chunk of its mass.
<yzabtech> It's still alive, and will still try to fight back.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {7}
<yzabtech> !roll 1d2+2
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d2+2 --> [ 1d2=2 ] | {4}
<Vandir_Luperx> what is goin on with them rolls
<Vandir_Luperx> oh nvm i couldnt see the mods
<yzabtech> ((cool goo monster mechanics))
<yzabtech> ((figure it out))
<Vandir_Luperx> Ok after that I smash it again if it just ende dmy turn.
<Vandir_Luperx> it's*
<Vandir_Luperx> !roll 1d20+3
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {23}
<Vandir_Luperx> the fuck
<yzabtech> jesus christ
<yzabtech> i call hacks
<Vandir_Luperx> call hacks on kaiser
<Vandir_Luperx> i have a fucky dice rolls aura
<Vandir_Luperx> !roll 2d8+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d8+4 --> [ 2d8=12 ] | {16}
<Vandir_Luperx> i end turn
<yzabtech> You slam the hammer down into the ground, cracking the surface with it.
<yzabtech> The goo monster gets caught in the impact, beaten to a pulp past the point of regeneration.
<yzabtech> Gain 25 XP.
<yzabtech> No grist/
<Vandir_Luperx> The Empress has blessed me with more power!
<Vandir_Luperx> i levelled up
<yzabtech> No, I blessed you with more power you ungrateful little bastard.
<Vandir_Luperx> I am confused, but not consciously.
<Vandir_Luperx> Are there more of these goos?
<yzabtech> ((forgot where you are and how you got here exactly))
<yzabtech> They're there, but they seem to be mostly ignoring you.
<Vandir_Luperx> Are they attacking the citizens?
<yzabtech> They're swarming around.
<Vandir_Luperx> I try to sneakattack one.
<Vandir_Luperx> !roll 2#1d20 for stealth
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2#1d20 -->  | [ 1d20=8 ]{8}, [ 1d20=13 ]{13}
<Vandir_Luperx> 8 for stealth
<yzabtech> ((i really gotta take a shower can we do this later
<yzabtech> ))
<Vandir_Luperx> lmao sure
<yzabtech> (w(hatever lets call it quits for today, i'll continue it in reddit))
<yzabtech> ((whatever))*
<yzabtech> ==END==