Shit

>Own a fluffy pony stallion
>He has brown fluff and a brown mane
>Name it "Shit"
>You and your friends make fun of it constantly
>He notices you constantly laughing at him and gets extremely depressed
>A couple weeks later, come home from work
>Shit isn't in his safe room
>He isn't in the living room playing with his toys
>He isn't outside
>Eventually you find him in the bathroom
>Find his corpse in the toilet; he must've tried flushing himself
>Stupid fluffy pony got water all over the floor
>Dry off the corpse
>Put in in a paper bag
>Set it on fire and put it on the neighbor's porch
>Ring the doorbell
>Neighbor comes out and stomps out the bag
>He gets shit all over his pants