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V has come too, boogaloo

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  1. [23:30:14] <Halley_Edelfelt> SOMEWHERE ON TOP OF THE TOWERS
  2. [23:30:25] <Halley_Edelfelt> "Hey, roomba, I know you're recording this, so listen in as well"
  3. [23:30:29] SnarePanther straightens his tie again.
  4. [23:30:40] <Halley_Edelfelt> "So the whole date thing."
  5. [23:30:51] <SnarePanther> "Mmhm?"
  6. [23:30:51] <Halley_Edelfelt> "I, uh, managed to get the two dorks to actually sit down"
  7. [23:30:56] <Halley_Edelfelt> "and talk to each other"
  8. [23:31:07] <SnarePanther> "Wonder of wonders, miracle of miracles."
  9. [23:31:23] <Halley_Edelfelt> "Instead of shooting stuff and swinging swords and causing explosions and blowing up the base for the tenth time this week"
  10. [23:31:39] <Halley_Edelfelt> "Well, I hope I helped them get through their troubles the best I could"
  11. [23:31:55] <SnarePanther> "I noticed they had replaced chaos with being absurdly affectionate."
  12. [23:32:31] <Halley_Edelfelt> "It's kinda why they're so clingly and affectionate right now. They're young, and they're dorks, and their stupid idiots who have never known what love feels like and they just really want to ride the warm feelings"
  13. [23:33:01] <Halley_Edelfelt> "They'll get over it sooner or later, and hopefully I can keep the two dorks in-line when the fuzzy feelings start to fade away"
  14. [23:33:07] <SnarePanther> "For what it's worth? You might wanna talk to them about maybe being a little less public. I think it's hurting Misha."
  15. [23:33:58] <Halley_Edelfelt> "Oh her, Heather and I both agree, far as we're concerned, Misha is his first wife. She had him first, and he belongs to her first, but I'll pass the message along"
  16. [23:34:06] <Halley_Edelfelt> "Anyways, that's not why I dragged you out here though"
  17. [23:34:22] <Halley_Edelfelt> "During that whole date, I found out why Sam is even here Uncle Snare"
  18. [23:34:39] <SnarePanther> "Oh? It isn't just running from his past like the rest of you kids?"
  19. [23:34:45] Halley_Edelfelt takes a deep breath
  20. [23:34:49] <Halley_Edelfelt> "Dr. Snare. He's CIA"
  21. [23:34:58] <Halley_Edelfelt> "FOXHOUND specifically, or so I think."
  22. [23:35:32] <SnarePanther> "Well that's not good."
  23. [23:35:39] <SnarePanther> "FOXHOUND is a bunch of nutters."
  24. [23:35:41] <Halley_Edelfelt> "Active mission is to keep an eye on Millie and report back intel"
  25. [23:35:54] <Halley_Edelfelt> "Officially,t hat's his only job"
  26. [23:36:03] <SnarePanther> "...unofficially?"
  27. [23:36:19] <Halley_Edelfelt> "But there's a second clause. If Millie ever goes over the line, loses it and goes nuclear, Sam's mission is to terminate her."
  28. [23:36:31] SnarePanther remains silent for a long moment."
  29. [23:36:36] <SnarePanther> "You know I can't let that happen."
  30. [23:36:43] <SnarePanther> "You know what I'll have to do to Sam if it comes to that."
  31. [23:36:45] <Halley_Edelfelt> "Neither can I"
  32. [23:36:57] <Halley_Edelfelt> "Ive already talked to him about this"
  33. [23:37:21] <Halley_Edelfelt> "I expected him to react like mom and dad, that he'd still try and complete his mission out of duty.'
  34. [23:37:32] SnarePanther takes a deep breath. "Halley... you, and all of the maids, you're my people now. I'm never gonna let anything happen to any of you if I can help it."
  35. [23:37:56] <Halley_Edelfelt> "But he's decided what side he's on Uncle Snare, and he's on ours now."
  36. [23:38:02] <SnarePanther> "But if Sam decides that he has to try to take my niece out, I'm defaulting to what my sister asked me to do. I'm going to keep the kid safe, no matter what."
  37. [23:38:21] <Halley_Edelfelt> "But even then, his handlers are still an issue, and if the nutters have do something, well, we'll stop them."
  38. [23:38:34] <SnarePanther> "I'm glad to hear that, but you know that the spooks can do things to a person's head."
  39. [23:38:39] <Halley_Edelfelt> "Weeks ago, I gave Sam that translation software, right?"
  40. [23:38:41] <SnarePanther> "It might not be in Sam's hands anymore."
  41. [23:38:44] <SnarePanther> "Yeah."
  42. [23:39:12] <Halley_Edelfelt> "He downloaded it from my servers. It has a back door built in. As his girlfriend, it would be immoral for me spy through his phone"
  43. [23:39:20] <Halley_Edelfelt> "But roomba on the other hand..."
  44. [23:39:57] <SnarePanther> "Roomba can use it."
  45. [23:40:06] <Halley_Edelfelt> "Have her step up our anit-airdefenses too. Against everything. Last thing we need is Langly believing their best solution is a missile."
  46. [23:40:14] <Halley_Edelfelt> "And as for Sam."
  47. [23:40:22] <Halley_Edelfelt> "One of these days, we'll have to kill him"
  48. [23:40:28] <Halley_Edelfelt> "When the time comes, I'll pull the trigger"
  49. [23:40:52] <SnarePanther> "I won't ask you to do that. There's more blood on my hands than I'd care to remember. One more won't change me."
  50. [23:41:03] SnarePanther gives Halley a bitter smile. "Besides, wouldn't you rather hate me than yourself?"
  51. [23:41:08] <Halley_Edelfelt> [WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Sounds in the distance]
  52. [23:41:29] <Halley_Edelfelt> "... uh... Uncle Snare, I'm not saying we actually kill him-kill him"
  53. [23:41:57] <SnarePanther> "...you realize I've done some dark shit, right? You gotta clarify in this kinda situation, Halley."
  54. [23:42:17] <Halley_Edelfelt> "no dammit you're not killing my boyfriend no thats not what I meant"
  55. [23:42:27] <SnarePanther> "Halley, I meant what I said."
  56. [23:42:30] <Halley_Edelfelt> "Go call up Uncle Kaz."
  57. [23:42:35] <SnarePanther> "If it's Millie or Sam, I know what I'm doing."
  58. [23:42:46] <Halley_Edelfelt> "I think we might have a way to insert one of our own operatives into FOXHOUND"
  59. [23:43:04] <Halley_Edelfelt> "V has come too, boogaloo"
  60. [23:43:09] <Halley_Edelfelt> "If you get what I mean"
  61. [23:43:23] <SnarePanther> "I think I follow."
  62. [23:43:46] <SnarePanther> "But you know me. You know I'm a man of my word. I gave my word to the kid's mother that I wouldn't let anything happen to him- her- whatever."
  63. [23:44:14] <SnarePanther> "I will do what I must, if it comes to that. And God have mercy on me if it does."
  64. [23:44:23] <Halley_Edelfelt> "I started sending out the papers and documents as soon as I got off the chopper."
  65. [23:44:40] <SnarePanther> "Good, good. I've never been good with that sort of thing."
  66. [23:44:40] <Halley_Edelfelt> "There's no one harming our Millie"
  67. [23:45:06] <Halley_Edelfelt> "Though.. with how powerful her punchy ghost is... does she even need us anymore?"
  68. [23:45:52] <SnarePanther> "She's inexperienced, tires out easily from using it, and still needs advising."
  69. [23:46:04] <Halley_Edelfelt> "She has a mentor"
  70. [23:46:18] <Halley_Edelfelt> "Keep training her Uncle Snare. We can't be around for ever."
  71. [23:46:33] <SnarePanther> "Speak for yourself. I intend to live forever. So far so good." He smirks.
  72. [23:46:50] <Halley_Edelfelt> "Someday, I'll have to leave as well. I've been putting off returning to the European side of the business for years."
  73. [23:47:00] <Halley_Edelfelt> "Someday, I'll have to actively manage it again"
  74. [23:47:30] <SnarePanther> "You're right, though. I love the kid, but I have to live my own life too."
  75. [23:47:53] <SnarePanther> "And hey, maybe dealing with this base's shenanigans will help when I've got some anklebiters of my own."
  76. [23:47:55] <Halley_Edelfelt> "Yeah, you're not going to drag Dana on a Honeymoon to the western side of the base are you?"
  77. [23:48:06] <Halley_Edelfelt> "You aren't, right?"
  78. [23:48:11] <Halley_Edelfelt> "Please tell me you aren't"
  79. [23:48:20] <SnarePanther> "Kiddo, I'm getting well away from this base when it's honeymoon time."
  80. [23:48:27] <SnarePanther> "And we're gonna break so many beds."
  81. [23:48:39] <Halley_Edelfelt> "okay good I was worried for a moment there"
  82. [23:48:55] <SnarePanther> "...wait, why?"
  83. [23:49:06] <SnarePanther> "What's on the western side you don't want me to know about, Halley?"
  84. [23:49:43] <Halley_Edelfelt> "Because I'm dating two idiots, and I've begun to expect everyone to be absolutely stupid when it comes to romance"
  85. [23:49:52] <Halley_Edelfelt> "And theres nothing on the west side of the base!"
  86. [23:49:57] <Halley_Edelfelt> "Well, there isn't now!"
  87. '
  88. [23:50:05] <Halley_Edelfelt> "I was storing all the supplies for my pool there earlier!"
  89. [23:50:08] <SnarePanther> "Stupid like dating the daughter of one of the archfiends?"
  90. [23:50:25] <Halley_Edelfelt> "Yeah but that's someones fetish"
  91. [23:50:46] <SnarePanther> "Kiddo, Dana can be ANYONE'S fetish."
  92. [23:50:50] <Halley_Edelfelt> "Touche"
  93. [23:51:16] <Halley_Edelfelt> "Lets get back before they start suspecting we're up to something"
  94. [23:51:32] <SnarePanther> "So... yeah. I'm with you on any plans to get Sam out from under the CIA's thumb, but I'll do what I have to in order to protect the kid."
  95. [23:51:32] <Halley_Edelfelt> "And I'll make sure roomba sees our conversation"
  96. [23:51:37] <SnarePanther> "Good, good."
  97. [23:51:50] <Halley_Edelfelt> "well, we have the same goals then!"
  98. [23:52:11] <SnarePanther> "Seems so. Let's head back down."
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