THEM FEELS (MAINCHAT)

<Wrong_Way>: did you know that they use hair to clean up oil spills?
<Jitterbug>: hair products, right?
<Wrong_Way>: no
<Wrong_Way>: actual hair
<Wrong_Way>: hair absorbs oils very well
<Jitterbug>: huh
Jitterbug tosses Nikki into an oil spill
<Wrong_Way>: so some places send hair from hair salons to use for this stuff
<Wrong_Way>: ey ey ey
<Wrong_Way>: i work hair to keep this hair nice
<Wrong_Way>: *hard
<Wrong_Way>: fucking hell
<Jitterbug>: ya sure do work hair
Jitterbug pats Wrong_Way on the back
<Wrong_Way>: t-thanks
<Skyler>: the less fortunate of us know that hair loves to get and stay oily, unless you work tirelessly to keep it perfect
<Skyler>: whatever it takes...
<Graine>: heyo
<Jitterbug>: howdy
<Wrong_Way>: greeno
<Wrong_Way>: hea
<Wrong_Way>: *heya
<Wrong_Way>: we're all tired today right?
<Wrong_Way>: just making sure we're all on the same page.
<Jitterbug>: nah
<Jitterbug>: I aint
<Wrong_Way>: oh cool
<Jitterbug>: =:3
<Wrong_Way>: owow it's 10
<Jitterbug>: its 11
<Jitterbug>: =>:C
<Wrong_Way>: FUCKING EAST COAST
Wrong_Way flips the east coast over
Jitterbug laughs from the north coast, at the east coast flips, and squashes the center, and west coast
<Wrong_Way>: FACK
Wrong_Way sets canada and more specificly ontario on fire.
<Jitterbug>: NO MORE SYRUP FOR YOU!
<Wrong_Way>: i never liked it
<Wrong_Way>: B)
<Jitterbug>: :c
Graine removes inferior non coast states and evil neighbors except Ohio from the premises
Jitterbug dumps syrup on Wrong_Way's hair
<Jitterbug>: A-Am I removed, Graine?
*** Jitterbug is now known as Barowner
<Wrong_Way>: ewewew
<Skyler>: Awh yeah. Gohio.
<Greene>: bah
<Wrong_Way>: hi greene again
Barowner pokes Greene
<Barowner>: am I removed?
<Greene>: gib link
<Greene>: nuu
<Barowner>: here, #DateNight
<Wrong_Way>: don't bring meee downnn bruceeeeee
<Skyler>:
<Wrong_Way>: nice
<Barowner>: niiiiiiice
*** Barowner is now known as Jitterbug
<Skyler>: we have a whole new waifu's worth of jokes to explore
<Wrong_Way>: would lava be effected by caffenee even?
<Skyler>: last I checked she doesn't sleep
<Skyler>: so probably not
<Greene>: You just use waifus then throw them out
<Wrong_Way>: depends if she even has a circulation system even.
<Wrong_Way>:
<Wrong_Way>: i'm reposting this to admire from a non 3 am standpoint
<Skyler>: Well, Greene, how am I supposed to feel tfw no gf if girls keep wanting to fill the position?
<Skyler>: My only option is to drive them all away through whorishness, so I can finally be alone forever.
<Greene>: Let one in
<Jitterbug>: Yeah!
<Skyler>: n-no
Jitterbug hangs over Greene's shoulders
<Jitterbug>: =:3
<Greene>: Just make a choice before it's too late
<Skyler>: It was too late before we even began.
<Jitterbug>: Too late?
<Jitterbug>: whatcha mean?
<Wrong_Way>: before it turns into a 6 season series and we're wondering who's the freaking mother on how i met your mother
<Greene>: I can't white text
<Wrong_Way>: I NEED TO KNOW SKYLER
<Skyler>: I said "It was too late before we even began."
Skyler turns to face away, looking out at the night sky. Also, this conversation is taking place on a rooftop at night.
<Wrong_Way>: ...okay?
<Skyler>: The only waifu I could stay true to is that feel. It's always been that way.
<Greene>: You can't be a whore forever
<Skyler>: LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT MARK.
<Wrong_Way>: YOU ALWAYS HAVE YOUR MOMENT GOSH
<Greene>: One of them will get you
<Skyler>: S-sorry...
<Jitterbug>: Yeah! I stopped Greene from being a whore!
<Jitterbug>: =: D
<Jitterbug>: And Skyler, look at it from Wrong_Way's point
<Jitterbug>: You have a chance at qt's
<Jitterbug>: Has he?
<Skyler>: But I don't want to band reverb.
<Skyler>: *bang
<Skyler>: I don't want to have sex with Francesca.
<Wrong_Way>: HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW THIS?
<Skyler>: I'm not attracted to Francesca.
<Skyler>: GEE TAKE A GUESS
<Wrong_Way>: I KNEW IT, YOU'VE BEEN GOSSIPING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK, SKYLER!
<Skyler>: A-anyways, yeah. Alone forever, that feel, etc etc.
<Wrong_Way>: TRYING TO MAKE YOURSELF THE MOST ELIGIBLE S-MAN HUH?
Skyler slaps Wrong_Way
<Wrong_Way>: Owwww
<Skyler>: I AM THE LEAST ELIGIBLE S-MAN
<Greene>: I think we should refocus qts on mark
<Skyler>: I w-wouldn't blame you.
<Jitterbug>: Right
<Wrong_Way>: I-I'll ask Frankie soon....when she's not being a vampire or having crippling self doubt issues....
<Wrong_Way>: ...Aw jeez why can't I do it?
Wrong_Way weeps on the rooftop
<Skyler>: At least you /want/ to, Mark. You haven't fallen as far as I.
Skyler stands Wrong_Way up
<Wrong_Way>: What, you gay or something, Skyler?
<Skyler>: I mean more like - goddamnit Mark.
Skyler pushes him off the roof
<Wrong_Way>: Hey, you never make it clear dude-OHSHITTT
<Skyler>: notgay
<Wrong_Way>: I'm /not/ on the roof!
Greene saves ww
Wrong_Way teleports himself back
<Wrong_Way>: HA!
<Wrong_Way>: Can't get rid of me that easy.
Jitterbug pushes Wrong_Way off again
<Wrong_Way>: OHSHITTTTT
<Jitterbug>: Sorry, gotta emasculate him
<Wrong_Way>: I'm /not/ on the roof!
Wrong_Way teleports himself back. again
<Wrong_Way>: Y-you can't get rid of me that easy....
Jitterbug chucks Wrong_Way off
Skyler pulls him back
<Wrong_Way>: STOPITTTTTTTT
<Wrong_Way>: Oh thank god
<Skyler>: We get the point
Skyler dusts ww off
<Skyler>: You have the will to live. You have the will to stop that feel.
<Skyler>: I believe in you, ww. Get the qt.
<Wrong_Way>: Y-yeah....I could do it....
<Wrong_Way>: ...BUT WHAT IF SHE SAYS NO!
Wrong_Way curls up again and weeps again on the roof
Skyler 's sagely smile is suddenly destroyed
<Skyler>: You, you just...
<Skyler>: I guess you just kill yourself...
<Greene>: You find another
Jitterbug slaps Skyler
<Wrong_Way>: B-but what if there isn't another one like F-frankie?
Skyler is slapped, simply falls down with a blank thousand yard stare
<Skyler>: There isn't. We'll just die alone.
<Greene>: There's always someone
<Skyler>: Alone forever.
<Greene>: Frankie might not even be the one
<Skyler>: Trapped with nothing but yourself and that feel.
<Greene>: Have to have an open heart
<Wrong_Way>: I-I guess so...
Wrong_Way sniffs a bit and gets back up
<LordFrieza>: god people are tupid
<LordFrieza>: *stupid
<Jitterbug>: *tulips
<LordFrieza>: to the point of it being infuriating
<Greene>: God people!
<Jitterbug>: I know
<Jitterbug>: I hate tulips!
<Wrong_Way>: more lol problems?
<Wrong_Way>: wingchan's back
<Wingkun>: my computer is a waifu and froze for the past minute and a half
<LordFrieza>: yes a guy that refused to go for the enemy carry because the guy he beat in lane was an easy kill
<Wrong_Way>: man everyone's got internet problems
<Wrong_Way>: why does that not surprise me lord
<LordFrieza>: and everyone on my team taking his side so h doesnt throw a fit and go afk again
<Wingkun>: >not even inanimate objects will stay with you anymore
<Wrong_Way>: make a better rig, wingy
<Wingkun>: Th-then I'm just fulfilling my worst nightmare, and leaving one waifu to "trade up"
<Wingkun>: I loved them all, Mark. Truly.
<LordFrieza>: you must find your one true waifu
<Wingkun>: But my love is not something that can be shared, it seems.
<Wingkun>: Because then all it does is destroy everything in it's path.
<Wrong_Way>: Well Skyler, if I haven't learned anything in French class it's this
<Wrong_Way>: Accroches-toi a ton reve
<Skyler>: I don't speak foreign, Mark.
<Wrong_Way>: Wait you don't have to take French?
<Wrong_Way>: You lucky bastard!
<Skyler>: I look business classes for the same credit...
<Skyler>: oh, here we go
<Skyler>: "hook up to your dream"
<Skyler>: mark that's nonsensical
<Wrong_Way>: it's supposed to be hold on
<Wrong_Way>: get a better translator