TheToucan

Homer sugar daddy

Aug 10th, 2015
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  1. <HomerSimpson> Awhile back I bought a "concept" of a game that looked really cool for like $15
  2. <HomerSimpson> the game gets hit with kickstarter
  3. <HomerSimpson> and gets funded
  4. <HomerSimpson> with A LOT of money.
  5. <HomerSimpson> I sign up on the forums of the game's developers
  6. <HomerSimpson> He was one of those developers/community manager
  7. <HomerSimpson> we get to PMing and shit(like I do to Atko now)
  8. <HomerSimpson> and become good old pals
  9. <HomerSimpson> then later on a bunch of the game's regular users(myself included) decide to want to play the game together(this is before it was on steam)
  10. <HomerSimpson> so we do
  11. <HomerSimpson> we have a jolly time
  12. <HomerSimpson> eventually the game comes on steam.
  13. <HomerSimpson> we all add eachother
  14. <HomerSimpson> play occusionally
  15. <HomerSimpson> then some sort of "bond" happens with that guy and me and we get to talking about shit. And other shit.
  16. <HomerSimpson> hey starts getting "extras" of humblebundles
  17. <HomerSimpson> and eventually just full on buys me $60 titles
  18. <HomerSimpson> and you know what the catch to all this was?
  19. <HomerSimpson> That I have a good time. Or that I play a game of Worms with him...
  20. * TPW has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  21. <HomerSimpson> Dude lives in poverty as a white dude in South Africa.
  22. <HomerSimpson> anyway
  23. <HomerSimpson> later on he gets fired by the company I mentioned earlier
  24. <HomerSimpson> which sucks
  25. <HomerSimpson> but he kinda deserved it since he didn't do his fucking job
  26. <HomerSimpson> yet even with no flowing income he continues to buy me games
  27. <HomerSimpson> I even told him multiple times he didn't need to do so
  28. <HomerSimpson> he also family shared(gave me his password) of his 1000+ game account
  29. <TheToucan> hey sorry got disconnected. last thing was about pming someone like atko
  30. <HomerSimpson> well then he starts getting kinda depressing. And talking about SAfrican games and how he is going to make this game about the Grim Reaper.
  31. <HomerSimpson> GODDAMNIT TheToucan
  32. <TheToucan> im jk
  33. <HomerSimpson> ...
  34. <HomerSimpson> I wish I had the logs about his ideas but I don't.
  35. <HomerSimpson> they were so so stupid....
  36. <TheToucan> did he know you were a dude?
  37. <HomerSimpson> yeah
  38. <TheToucan> he could get killed in africa for being a faggot
  39. <HomerSimpson> he could get killed in africa for being white...
  40. <TheToucan> lol
  41. <TheToucan> prolly why he sought companionship online
  42. <TheToucan> and fell for m'homer
  43. <HomerSimpson> give me a sec
  44. <HomerSimpson> so you think I sound like a 15 year old
  45. <HomerSimpson> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7PyYGvN9wY
  46. <HomerSimpson> listen to his voice
  47. <HomerSimpson> anyway
  48. <HomerSimpson> I tell him about FPH and shit then he is DISGUSTED
  49. <HomerSimpson> and wonders how I can even be caught up with people like that
  50. <HomerSimpson> and how my friend(TPW) is VILE and that I am too much of a NICE person to be there
  51. <HomerSimpson> anyway fast forward to that event.
  52. <HomerSimpson> of ^caring
  53. <HomerSimpson> and I told him FPH was banned and he was exstatic.
  54. <HomerSimpson> saying how I can get away from you vile people
  55. <HomerSimpson> and I said no...I am working on a site for it with those VILE people.
  56. <HomerSimpson> well
  57. <HomerSimpson> that is before ^caring
  58. <HomerSimpson> and he asks why do I even have to be.
  59. <HomerSimpson> and says shit like how I am nice andd I should just stop being friends with TPW
  60. <HomerSimpson> but it gets dropped
  61. <HomerSimpson> and later on he pms me
  62. <HomerSimpson> with the caring shit
  63. <HomerSimpson> that's about it
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