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- <HomerSimpson> Awhile back I bought a "concept" of a game that looked really cool for like $15
- <HomerSimpson> the game gets hit with kickstarter
- <HomerSimpson> and gets funded
- <HomerSimpson> with A LOT of money.
- <HomerSimpson> I sign up on the forums of the game's developers
- <HomerSimpson> He was one of those developers/community manager
- <HomerSimpson> we get to PMing and shit(like I do to Atko now)
- <HomerSimpson> and become good old pals
- <HomerSimpson> then later on a bunch of the game's regular users(myself included) decide to want to play the game together(this is before it was on steam)
- <HomerSimpson> so we do
- <HomerSimpson> we have a jolly time
- <HomerSimpson> eventually the game comes on steam.
- <HomerSimpson> we all add eachother
- <HomerSimpson> play occusionally
- <HomerSimpson> then some sort of "bond" happens with that guy and me and we get to talking about shit. And other shit.
- <HomerSimpson> hey starts getting "extras" of humblebundles
- <HomerSimpson> and eventually just full on buys me $60 titles
- <HomerSimpson> and you know what the catch to all this was?
- <HomerSimpson> That I have a good time. Or that I play a game of Worms with him...
- * TPW has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
- <HomerSimpson> Dude lives in poverty as a white dude in South Africa.
- <HomerSimpson> anyway
- <HomerSimpson> later on he gets fired by the company I mentioned earlier
- <HomerSimpson> which sucks
- <HomerSimpson> but he kinda deserved it since he didn't do his fucking job
- <HomerSimpson> yet even with no flowing income he continues to buy me games
- <HomerSimpson> I even told him multiple times he didn't need to do so
- <HomerSimpson> he also family shared(gave me his password) of his 1000+ game account
- <TheToucan> hey sorry got disconnected. last thing was about pming someone like atko
- <HomerSimpson> well then he starts getting kinda depressing. And talking about SAfrican games and how he is going to make this game about the Grim Reaper.
- <HomerSimpson> GODDAMNIT TheToucan
- <TheToucan> im jk
- <HomerSimpson> ...
- <HomerSimpson> I wish I had the logs about his ideas but I don't.
- <HomerSimpson> they were so so stupid....
- <TheToucan> did he know you were a dude?
- <HomerSimpson> yeah
- <TheToucan> he could get killed in africa for being a faggot
- <HomerSimpson> he could get killed in africa for being white...
- <TheToucan> lol
- <TheToucan> prolly why he sought companionship online
- <TheToucan> and fell for m'homer
- <HomerSimpson> give me a sec
- <HomerSimpson> so you think I sound like a 15 year old
- <HomerSimpson> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7PyYGvN9wY
- <HomerSimpson> listen to his voice
- <HomerSimpson> anyway
- <HomerSimpson> I tell him about FPH and shit then he is DISGUSTED
- <HomerSimpson> and wonders how I can even be caught up with people like that
- <HomerSimpson> and how my friend(TPW) is VILE and that I am too much of a NICE person to be there
- <HomerSimpson> anyway fast forward to that event.
- <HomerSimpson> of ^caring
- <HomerSimpson> and I told him FPH was banned and he was exstatic.
- <HomerSimpson> saying how I can get away from you vile people
- <HomerSimpson> and I said no...I am working on a site for it with those VILE people.
- <HomerSimpson> well
- <HomerSimpson> that is before ^caring
- <HomerSimpson> and he asks why do I even have to be.
- <HomerSimpson> and says shit like how I am nice andd I should just stop being friends with TPW
- <HomerSimpson> but it gets dropped
- <HomerSimpson> and later on he pms me
- <HomerSimpson> with the caring shit
- <HomerSimpson> that's about it
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