roommates - ape culture

from /roommates/ - "Love, Death, and Robots" Edition
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/47938683/#47947323
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Would the other roommates try and learn ape culture and how are the dude’s of The apartment reacting to this
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I know Bonbon is human-obsessed and not monkey but.

>>47947323
>Oo-Oo Aa-Aaa, my name is Bonbon-eek!

>I'm a 23 year old Rabbit Humie (Human fan for you guy-jins). I roleplay humans on the internet, and spend my days perfecting my craft and watchinv superior Primate shows (Legend of Bob, Human Rider X, Husona series)

>I train with my baseball bat every day, this superior weapon can bash straight through steel because it's made from plywood layered over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my batting license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

>I speak Primate fluently, both the Macau and Orangutan dialect, and I can write fluently as well. I know everything about Ape history and their Barbeque code, which I follow 100%

>When I get my Primate visa, I am moving to Monkeyo to attend a prestigious Batting Cage to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a writer for Studio Baboon or a game designer!

>I own several Baseball jerseys, which I wear around town. I want to get used to them before I move to Ape-pan, so I can fit in easier. I grunt and ook at my elders and seniors and speak Primate as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

>Wish me luck in Ape-pan!
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I can't believe people still use my green about baseball being the equivalent of samurai
>She's just speaking anime nonsense
>It's like saying you speak Italian but only knowing Bada Bing and ask for ravioli
>Got into a argument about why you should be using reinforced shields at pitching
>Talks about moving to Apepan but never ever attempts trying even to tour
>Adds and Anime is 97% of her research