you are mod

members have been vanishin, you must find out why

but before we can begin OH SHIT

reg breaks into mod room

tutorial battle as you must fight a clearly intoxicated reg to learn the combat basics

unfortunately he keeps "Tripping" and falling and can't damage you ):

you are then given a call to head to gnc, where englishGamer has been spamming like shit

GNC is a massive forest or something similar, I guess

you beat englishGamer but he only gets Suspended and cries about how he'll be back

head to MTVFB which is a lovely lake-like place ruled over by a Whale-Like Leviathan called Jono

here you must enter a "Battle of the" competition to gain more information from a black market competitor, Yellow Fellow

you then head to FGQ where englishGamer, with the help of the Forum Games Senate, have set up a giant fortress

after plundering the fortress and basically making a fool out of all those silly children, you are informed that the missing members is the plot of Yubel, who wants to overthrow onm so someone will listen to him for once

you rush to Off Topic where you must battle against his horde of spammers

finally you learn that while mods were distracted he's broken into the Mod Room and is holding the admins hostage

return to modroom and beat Yubel, the day is saved

super secrit omega boss: mandlecreed