if(calendar.get(2) + 1 == 11 && calendar.get(5) == 9)
        {
            splashText = "Happy birthday, ez!";
        } else
        if(calendar.get(2) + 1 == 6 && calendar.get(5) == 1)
        {
            splashText = "Happy birthday, Notch!";
        } else
        if(calendar.get(2) + 1 == 12 && calendar.get(5) == 24)
        {
            splashText = "Merry X-mas!";
        } else
        if(calendar.get(2) + 1 == 1 && calendar.get(5) == 1)
        {
            splashText = "Happy new year!";
        }
        StringTranslate stringtranslate = StringTranslate.ge