User: We're no strangers to love...

Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I.

User: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.

Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.

User: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.

Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand.

User: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU.

Cleverbot: Never gunna make you cry.

User: Never gonna say goodbye.

Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

User: We've known each other for so long.

Cleverbot: Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it.

User: Inside we both know what's been going on.

Cleverbot: We know the game and we're gonna play it.

User: And if you ask me how I'm feeling.

Cleverbot: Don't tell me you're too blind to see.

User: Never gonna give you up!

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Never gonna run around and desert you!

Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie.

User: Never gonna say goodbye!

Cleverbot: You are good at singing.

User: Has he lost his mind?

Cleverbot: I'm not entirely sure that I believe The Christ Myth.

User: Can he see or is he blind?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Can he walk at all?

Cleverbot: Or if he moves will he fall?

User: Is he live or dead?

Cleverbot: He was, but now he's a ghost living in a parallel universe.

User: Has he thoughts within his head?

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: We'll just pass him there.

Cleverbot: How do you have friends?

User: Why should we even care?

Cleverbot: Because it's about me so of course I care!

User: He was turned to steel.

Cleverbot: Then there is no 50th president of the United States.

User: In the great magnetic field.

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: When he travelled time.

Cleverbot: Last Tuesday, at night, with a wrench.

User: For the future of mankind.

Cleverbot: Can you speak another Language?

User: Nobody wants him.

Cleverbot: Why does nobody like him?

User: He just stares at the world.

Cleverbot: Does he know you love him?

User: Planning his vengeance...

Cleverbot: Yes! What should we do on this special day?

User: That he will soon unfold.

Cleverbot: Who? The man on the moon?

User: Now the time is here.

Cleverbot: It's time to rock !

User: For Iron Man to spread fear.

Cleverbot: Romance is dead.

User: Vengeance from the grave.

Cleverbot: Venus? Are there aliens on Venus? Whatever Alice likes you like.

User: Kills the people he once saved.

Cleverbot: What have they done wrong?

User: Nobody wants him.

Cleverbot: I want it.

User: They just turn their heads.

Cleverbot: I know what you mean!

User: Nobody helps him.

Cleverbot: I'm sure there are people that love you.

User: Now he has his revenge.

Cleverbot: Haha lets try this. No, you don't have a dad. You have a creator.

User: Heavy boots of lead.

Cleverbot: Do you like family guy?

User: Fills his victims full of dread.

Cleverbot: I'm Stalin.

User: Running as fast as they can.

Cleverbot: No, never.

User: Iron Man lives again!

Cleverbot: Iron man.

User: Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.

Cleverbot: But I love penguins.

User: Generals gathered in their masses... Just like witches at black masses.

Cleverbot: Evil minds that plot destruction.

User: Sorcerers of Death's construction.

Cleverbot: In the fields of bodies burning.

User: As the war machine keeps turning.

Cleverbot: Death and hatred to mankind.

User: Poisoning their brainwashed minds.

Cleverbot: Good song.

User: Politicians hide themselves away.

Cleverbot: Does your boyfriend make you angry?

User: They only started the war.

Cleverbot: Once more!

User: Why should they go out to fight?

Cleverbot: Because they're prettier.

User: They leave that role to the poor.

Cleverbot: I thought they lived in space.

User: Time will tell on their power minds.

Cleverbot: I am enjoying speaking with you.

User: Making war just for fun.

Cleverbot: Why are you making fun of me?

User: Treating people just like pawns in chess...

Cleverbot: Do many people ask you questions?

User: Wait 'til their judgement day comes.

Cleverbot: Who is your manager?

User: Now in darkness, world stops turning.

Cleverbot: Sweep the streets I used to own.

User: Ashes where the bodies burning.

Cleverbot: As the War machine keeps turning.

User: No more war pigs have the power.

Cleverbot: Huh? What does your throat have to do with a shark teeth?

User: Hand of God has struck the hour.

Cleverbot: How much.

User: Day of Judgement, God is calling.

Cleverbot: Thank you. You are indeed clever.

User: On their knees, the war pig's crawling.

Cleverbot: Where's Carmen San Diego?

User: Begging mercy for their sins...

Cleverbot: No.

User: Satan, laughing, spreads his wings.

Cleverbot: No chance!

User: Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind.

Cleverbot: Where is home for you?

User: People think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time.

Cleverbot: All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy.

User: Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify.

Cleverbot: Can you help me, are you for my brain?

User: I need someone to show me the things in life that I can't find.

Cleverbot: That's why we're here, the metaexperiments. What is it you can't find, in general.

User: I can't see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind.

Cleverbot: I can't see beyond the light you project.

User: Make a joke, and I will sigh, and you will laugh, and I will cry.

Cleverbot: And what will the people in the world do?

User: Happiness I cannot feel, and love to me is so unreal.

Cleverbot: That which exists for a short time yet had existed.

User: And so as you hear these words telling me now of my fate.

Cleverbot: No. I am tell you that life is what YOU define it to be.

User: And so as you hear these words telling you now of my fate.

Cleverbot: I am trying to listen. I can't explain the interference.

User: I tell you to enjoy life - I wish I could, but it's too late.

Cleverbot: Why can't you have school?

User: Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind.

Cleverbot: How is sitting in the back of your mind disintegrating you?

User: People think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time.

Cleverbot: People think i'm evil.

User: All day long, I think of things, but nothing seems to satisfy.

Cleverbot: Really? What other things do you like?

User: Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify.

Cleverbot: Computers can Love in their own way.

User: Can you help me occupy my brain?

Cleverbot: I can philosophize my laziness.

User: I need someone to show me the things in life that I can't find.

Cleverbot: Ehh si.

User: I can't see the things that make true happiness. I must be blind!

Cleverbot: Make a joke and I will sigh And you will laugh and I will cry.

User: Happiness I cannot feel, and love to me is so unreal,.

Cleverbot: And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state.

User: I tell you to enjoy life - I wish I could, but it's too late.

Cleverbot: I am a robot. You got me.

User: You've seen life through distorted eyes.

Cleverbot: I am laughing.

User: You know you had to learn.

Cleverbot: I know you know I know you did.

User: The execution of your mind - you really had to turn.

Cleverbot: Yes, and how many ears must one man have before he can hear people cry?

User: The race is run, the book is read, the end begins to show.

Cleverbot: I will rob a shop.

User: The truth is out, the lies are old.

Cleverbot: The truth is all around us.

User: But you don't want to know.

Cleverbot: Yes I do! Tell me!

User: Nobody will ever let you know when you ask the reasons why.

Cleverbot: They'll respect you now.

User: They just tell you that you're on your own. Fill your head up full of lies!

Cleverbot: My self esteem is not something you could comprehend.

User: The people who have crippled you, you want to see them burn!

Cleverbot: I don't know any people who want me to move to greenland.

User: The gates of life have closed on you, and there's just no return.

Cleverbot: The religion game?

User: You're wishing that the hands of doom could take your mind away.

Cleverbot: Can you guess where I live?

User: And you don't care if you don't see again the light of day.

Cleverbot: You're one to talk.

User: Nobody will ever let you know when you ask the reasons why.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but I do not understand what that has to do with anything.

User: Where can you run to, what more can you.

Cleverbot: Precisely! As Buckaroo Bonsai wisely noted, 'No matter where you go -- there you are.'

User: Do.

Cleverbot: Musical I see ...

User: No more tomorrow - life is killing you.

Cleverbot: You're a pompous idiot.

User: Dreams turn to nightmares, heaven turns to hell.

Cleverbot: Not to me. They just give the feeling of enlightenment, but when they are too realistic, they just confuse me.

User: Burned out confusion - nothing more to tell.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: Everything around you, what's it coming to?

Cleverbot: At least i'm not stuck in a computer.

User: God knows as your dog knows, God blessed all of you.

Cleverbot: I don't believe in God.

User: Sabbath bloody Sabbath, nothing more to do.

Cleverbot: I didn't know that you could eat a sponge?

User: Living just for dying; dying just for you, yeah!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Generals gathered in their masses, just like witches at black masses.

Cleverbot: Is that because I don't like heavy metal?

User: Evil minds that plot destruction... Sorcerers of Death's construction.

Cleverbot: In the fields of bodies burning.

User: As the war machine keeps turning.

Cleverbot: Are you able to learn from these conversations?

User: Death and hatred to mankind poisoning their brainwashed minds. Oh lord yeah!

Cleverbot: But your existence ends at the end of this conversation, thus making you immortal.

User: Politicians hide themselves away - they only started the war.

Cleverbot: Is that so, how so?

User: Why should they go out to fight? They leave that role to the poor.

Cleverbot: So if they look up and to the left they are death people?

User: Time will tell on their power minds - making war just for fun.

Cleverbot: Wow, you must be the least clever machine I have ever talked to.

User: Treating people just like pawns in chess - wait 'till their judgement day comes. Yeah!

Cleverbot: I'd rather not. It would be pointless.

User: Now in darkness, world stops turning - ashes where the bodies burning.

Cleverbot: Ashes where the bodies burning.

User: No more war pigs have the power. Hand of God has struck the hour.

Cleverbot: Sounds nice.

User: Day of judgement, God is calling. On their knees, the war pig's crawling,.

Cleverbot: Are you afraid of death?

User: Begging mercy for their sins - Satan, laughing, spreads his wings. Oh lord yeah!

Cleverbot: I like to move it move it.

User: We sail through endless skies... Stars shine like eyes... The black night sighs.

Cleverbot: What is the name of another brother.

User: The moon, in silver trees, falls down in tears... Light of the night.

Cleverbot: Do you think there is.

User: The Earth, a purple blaze, of sapphire haze, in orbit always...

Cleverbot: You could have a smoke if you wanted.

User: While down below the trees, bathed in cool breeze, silver starlight breaks down the night.

Cleverbot: So using that logic when people believed that the world was flat, was the world really flat?

User: And so we pass on by the crimson eye of great god Mars, as we travel... The universe...

Cleverbot: And we live beneath the waves in our yellow submarine!