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  3. - Please put
  4. your hands together
  5.  
  6. 2
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  8. for the guy you've been
  9. waiting for all night,
  10.  
  11. 3
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  13. the amazing, the
  14. funny, the awesome,
  15.  
  16. 4
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  18. my very good friend,
  19. Mr. Nick Chambers.
  20.  
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  23. - Wow, thank you.
  24.  
  25. 6
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  27. Thank you, man, oh.
  28.  
  29. 7
  30. 00:01:04,823 --> 00:01:08,827
  31. You ever feel like you're
  32. born in the wrong time period?
  33.  
  34. 8
  35. 00:01:08,827 --> 00:01:10,277
  36. I don't know, that's how I feel.
  37.  
  38. 9
  39. 00:01:10,277 --> 00:01:12,072
  40. Like everyone's trying
  41. to do relationship things
  42.  
  43. 10
  44. 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,143
  45. on these apps and
  46. phones, things like that,
  47.  
  48. 11
  49. 00:01:14,143 --> 00:01:16,214
  50. but I feel like you gotta
  51. do things face to face.
  52.  
  53. 12
  54. 00:01:16,214 --> 00:01:20,218
  55. It could be difficult if one
  56. of those faces is this face.
  57.  
  58. 13
  59. 00:01:21,943 --> 00:01:23,704
  60. I think I was born in
  61. the wrong time period.
  62.  
  63. 14
  64. 00:01:23,704 --> 00:01:27,259
  65. I wish I was back in
  66. the 1920s and 1930s,
  67.  
  68. 15
  69. 00:01:27,259 --> 00:01:29,744
  70. back when all the lead singers
  71. sounded like trombones.
  72.  
  73. 16
  74. 00:01:30,711 --> 00:01:34,301
  75. ♪ Oh baby let me talk to you
  76.  
  77. 17
  78. 00:01:34,301 --> 00:01:35,992
  79. You know that voice?
  80.  
  81. 18
  82. 00:01:40,583 --> 00:01:41,791
  83. - Hey come on,
  84. smoke out of the window,
  85.  
  86. 19
  87. 00:01:41,791 --> 00:01:43,033
  88. you're gonna ash on your dress.
  89.  
  90. 20
  91. 00:01:43,033 --> 00:01:44,518
  92. - I'm not gonna ash on my dress.
  93.  
  94. 21
  95. 00:01:44,518 --> 00:01:46,002
  96. - Yes you are, and I paid
  97. a lot of money for it,
  98.  
  99. 22
  100. 00:01:46,002 --> 00:01:47,521
  101. so don't mess it up.
  102.  
  103. 23
  104. 00:01:47,521 --> 00:01:48,832
  105. - Actually your
  106. mother paid for this dress.
  107.  
  108. 24
  109. 00:01:48,832 --> 00:01:50,593
  110. - Same difference.
  111.  
  112. 25
  113. 00:01:50,593 --> 00:01:52,698
  114. - What are you 12?
  115.  
  116. 26
  117. 00:01:52,698 --> 00:01:54,114
  118. - Ugh, thank god.
  119.  
  120. 27
  121. 00:01:56,909 --> 00:01:59,015
  122. Kyle, I love you, but
  123. you have too much family.
  124.  
  125. 28
  126. 00:01:59,015 --> 00:02:00,292
  127. - Preach.
  128.  
  129. 29
  130. 00:02:00,292 --> 00:02:01,086
  131. - Hey Ali.
  132.  
  133. 30
  134. 00:02:01,086 --> 00:02:02,570
  135. - Hi.
  136.  
  137. 31
  138. 00:02:02,570 --> 00:02:03,537
  139. - Your mother's trying to
  140. redecorate our bedroom.
  141.  
  142. 32
  143. 00:02:03,537 --> 00:02:04,814
  144. - Yeah, she does that.
  145.  
  146. 33
  147. 00:02:04,814 --> 00:02:07,610
  148. - Oh, did my mom try to
  149. Feng Shui the furniture?
  150.  
  151. 34
  152. 00:02:07,610 --> 00:02:08,852
  153. - I don't know.
  154.  
  155. 35
  156. 00:02:08,852 --> 00:02:10,613
  157. I left after they were
  158. trying to determine
  159.  
  160. 36
  161. 00:02:10,613 --> 00:02:14,858
  162. whether the bed was
  163. facing due north.
  164.  
  165. 37
  166. 00:02:14,858 --> 00:02:15,997
  167. Does one of you have gum?
  168.  
  169. 38
  170. 00:02:15,997 --> 00:02:17,206
  171. - Yeah.
  172.  
  173. 39
  174. 00:02:17,206 --> 00:02:18,724
  175. - How much longer
  176. do we have to be here?
  177.  
  178. 40
  179. 00:02:18,724 --> 00:02:21,106
  180. - Uh well, considering it is
  181. your party and your house,
  182.  
  183. 41
  184. 00:02:21,106 --> 00:02:23,073
  185. I would say a while.
  186.  
  187. 42
  188. 00:02:23,073 --> 00:02:24,040
  189. - Ugh, god.
  190.  
  191. 43
  192. 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:25,766
  193. - Here, man.
  194.  
  195. 44
  196. 00:02:25,766 --> 00:02:27,733
  197. - I just wanna go get tacos.
  198.  
  199. 45
  200. 00:02:27,733 --> 00:02:28,976
  201. - Right?
  202.  
  203. 46
  204. 00:02:28,976 --> 00:02:30,874
  205. - Jesus you two
  206. are lightweights.
  207.  
  208. 47
  209. 00:02:30,874 --> 00:02:33,153
  210. - That sounds amazing right now.
  211.  
  212. 48
  213. 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,223
  214. - Could we do that?
  215. - I mean--
  216.  
  217. 49
  218. 00:02:34,223 --> 00:02:35,741
  219. - Could we bail?
  220.  
  221. 50
  222. 00:02:35,741 --> 00:02:37,329
  223. - You just hop in the car and--
  224.  
  225. 51
  226. 00:02:37,329 --> 00:02:40,781
  227. - Listen, let's, let's
  228. ignite this sedan, and just.
  229.  
  230. 52
  231. 00:02:41,678 --> 00:02:43,163
  232. Trailblaze.
  233.  
  234. 53
  235. 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:46,131
  236. - I'm firing this
  237. thing up right now.
  238.  
  239. 54
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  241. - Oh hi.
  242. - Hi.
  243.  
  244. 55
  245. 00:03:39,357 --> 00:03:41,290
  246. - You're Kyle's cousin.
  247.  
  248. 56
  249. 00:03:41,290 --> 00:03:42,808
  250. - Uh yeah, I'm one of many.
  251.  
  252. 57
  253. 00:03:42,808 --> 00:03:43,913
  254. I'm Ali.
  255.  
  256. 58
  257. 00:03:43,913 --> 00:03:45,673
  258. - You're the matron of honor?
  259.  
  260. 59
  261. 00:03:45,673 --> 00:03:47,779
  262. - Oh no, no, I'm just
  263. your standard bridesmaid,
  264.  
  265. 60
  266. 00:03:47,779 --> 00:03:49,884
  267. but the matron is Jill,
  268.  
  269. 61
  270. 00:03:49,884 --> 00:03:51,886
  271. the rather surly looking
  272. woman in the corner
  273.  
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  276. with the two and
  277. a half children.
  278.  
  279. 63
  280. 00:03:53,163 --> 00:03:56,581
  281. - I, I heard you're
  282. quite a comedian.
  283.  
  284. 64
  285. 00:03:56,581 --> 00:04:01,241
  286. - That's what the fortune
  287. cookies keep telling me, so.
  288.  
  289. 65
  290. 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,864
  291. - Well, right, well, it's
  292. nice talking with you.
  293.  
  294. 66
  295. 00:04:03,864 --> 00:04:05,037
  296. - Mm-hm, yeah.
  297.  
  298. 67
  299. 00:04:07,316 --> 00:04:08,178
  300. Okay.
  301.  
  302. 68
  303. 00:05:32,780 --> 00:05:33,609
  304. - Oh shit.
  305.  
  306. 69
  307. 00:05:34,782 --> 00:05:35,749
  308. Here comes trouble.
  309.  
  310. 70
  311. 00:05:35,749 --> 00:05:36,750
  312. - Hi, Danny.
  313.  
  314. 71
  315. 00:05:38,268 --> 00:05:40,029
  316. - Look at you, all fancy.
  317.  
  318. 72
  319. 00:05:40,029 --> 00:05:41,306
  320. - Oh, you like?
  321.  
  322. 73
  323. 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:43,515
  324. - What's the occasion?
  325.  
  326. 74
  327. 00:05:43,515 --> 00:05:45,862
  328. - Wedding, pre-wedding.
  329.  
  330. 75
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  332. - Pre-wedding.
  333.  
  334. 76
  335. 00:05:47,070 --> 00:05:48,589
  336. - Yeah, it's the party
  337. before the party.
  338.  
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  340. 00:05:48,589 --> 00:05:49,487
  341. That's who they do it.
  342.  
  343. 78
  344. 00:05:49,487 --> 00:05:51,351
  345. - Is that right?
  346.  
  347. 79
  348. 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,111
  349. How'd you know I'd be here?
  350.  
  351. 80
  352. 00:05:53,111 --> 00:05:55,907
  353. - Where else would you be?
  354.  
  355. 81
  356. 00:05:55,907 --> 00:05:57,633
  357. - You're calling me predictable?
  358.  
  359. 82
  360. 00:05:57,633 --> 00:05:58,461
  361. - Never.
  362.  
  363. 83
  364. 00:06:00,808 --> 00:06:05,365
  365. - Well, you went looking
  366. for me and you found me, so.
  367.  
  368. 84
  369. 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:08,126
  370. - Who said I was
  371. looking for you?
  372.  
  373. 85
  374. 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,371
  375. - Oh, she's cold.
  376.  
  377. 86
  378. 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,302
  379. She's cold.
  380.  
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  382. 00:07:08,013 --> 00:07:09,877
  383. - Hi, can I help you?
  384.  
  385. 88
  386. 00:07:09,877 --> 00:07:12,328
  387. - Yeah, is this
  388. Writing for Comedy?
  389.  
  390. 89
  391. 00:07:12,328 --> 00:07:14,848
  392. - Are you Alma?
  393.  
  394. 90
  395. 00:07:14,848 --> 00:07:15,849
  396. - Ali, yeah.
  397.  
  398. 91
  399. 00:07:17,367 --> 00:07:21,199
  400. - Then this is Writing
  401. for Comedy, come on in.
  402.  
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  405. All right, now that
  406. everyone is here, welcome.
  407.  
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  409. 00:07:31,243 --> 00:07:35,247
  410. Here is the syllabus
  411. for the next few weeks.
  412.  
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  414. 00:07:35,247 --> 00:07:37,733
  415. Please take one, pass it down.
  416.  
  417. 95
  418. 00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:45,395
  419. As Ali here has
  420. just established,
  421.  
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  423. 00:07:45,395 --> 00:07:49,503
  424. this is Writing for Comedy,
  425. an eight-week course
  426.  
  427. 97
  428. 00:07:49,503 --> 00:07:52,851
  429. designed to give you
  430. all professional careers
  431.  
  432. 98
  433. 00:07:52,851 --> 00:07:54,474
  434. in comedic writing.
  435.  
  436. 99
  437. 00:07:55,509 --> 00:07:56,545
  438. - Really?
  439.  
  440. 100
  441. 00:07:56,545 --> 00:07:57,546
  442. - No.
  443.  
  444. 101
  445. 00:07:59,133 --> 00:08:01,688
  446. You're here because you
  447. need to learn how to write,
  448.  
  449. 102
  450. 00:08:01,688 --> 00:08:05,208
  451. and being good at
  452. it comes much later.
  453.  
  454. 103
  455. 00:08:05,208 --> 00:08:08,936
  456. Okay, let's look at page
  457. two of the syllabus.
  458.  
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  460. 00:08:10,248 --> 00:08:13,493
  461. And let's look at week eight.
  462.  
  463. 105
  464. 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,391
  465. A stand-up performance.
  466.  
  467. 106
  468. 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:41,072
  469. - Oh my god, you look so good.
  470.  
  471. 107
  472. 00:08:44,247 --> 00:08:45,559
  473. Oh, if you look better than me,
  474.  
  475. 108
  476. 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:47,112
  477. I'm gonna be so pissed.
  478.  
  479. 109
  480. 00:08:47,112 --> 00:08:48,597
  481. - Okay, nobody's gonna look
  482. better than you, all right?
  483.  
  484. 110
  485. 00:08:48,597 --> 00:08:50,668
  486. And even if they do, just
  487. throw some bridezilla shit.
  488.  
  489. 111
  490. 00:08:50,668 --> 00:08:52,255
  491. Throw 'em in the lake.
  492.  
  493. 112
  494. 00:08:52,255 --> 00:08:53,912
  495. - What lake?
  496.  
  497. 113
  498. 00:08:53,912 --> 00:08:55,880
  499. - Isn't there always a
  500. lake at these things?
  501.  
  502. 114
  503. 00:08:55,880 --> 00:09:00,505
  504. You know, something for
  505. the swans or the doves,
  506.  
  507. 115
  508. 00:09:00,505 --> 00:09:02,576
  509. or something with peace birds.
  510.  
  511. 116
  512. 00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:04,371
  513. - Have you ever actually
  514. been to a wedding?
  515.  
  516. 117
  517. 00:09:04,371 --> 00:09:05,545
  518. - Is everyone happy here?
  519.  
  520. 118
  521. 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,719
  522. - Yeah, fits like a glove.
  523.  
  524. 119
  525. 00:09:07,719 --> 00:09:10,308
  526. - Great, we also offer
  527. steam and press package,
  528.  
  529. 120
  530. 00:09:10,308 --> 00:09:12,241
  531. so it's guaranteed to
  532. be perfect on the day.
  533.  
  534. 121
  535. 00:09:12,241 --> 00:09:13,863
  536. - Oh yes, totally,
  537. I'll go for that.
  538.  
  539. 122
  540. 00:09:13,863 --> 00:09:16,521
  541. - Hey, I'm paying for my dress.
  542.  
  543. 123
  544. 00:09:16,521 --> 00:09:20,180
  545. - Hey, this I just a bonus,
  546. let me do this for you.
  547.  
  548. 124
  549. 00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:21,595
  550. - Could you excuse
  551. us for one minute?
  552.  
  553. 125
  554. 00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:22,562
  555. - Sure.
  556.  
  557. 126
  558. 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,494
  559. - Please, um, okay, so.
  560.  
  561. 127
  562. 00:09:25,737 --> 00:09:28,395
  563. So you know I love
  564. Kyle, you know,
  565.  
  566. 128
  567. 00:09:28,395 --> 00:09:32,537
  568. he's like, he's more like a
  569. brother than a cousin to me.
  570.  
  571. 129
  572. 00:09:32,537 --> 00:09:34,228
  573. You know, like most
  574. of our bloodline,
  575.  
  576. 130
  577. 00:09:34,228 --> 00:09:36,610
  578. he's been dumber than a bag of
  579. hammers for most of his life,
  580.  
  581. 131
  582. 00:09:36,610 --> 00:09:38,647
  583. which has been so much
  584. better since he met you,
  585.  
  586. 132
  587. 00:09:38,647 --> 00:09:40,580
  588. and I'm thankful, and
  589. I'm talking about me
  590.  
  591. 133
  592. 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,065
  593. and most of the Massachusetts
  594. State Police Department here,
  595.  
  596. 134
  597. 00:09:43,065 --> 00:09:45,412
  598. but you know, you've
  599. already spent like,
  600.  
  601. 135
  602. 00:09:45,412 --> 00:09:46,586
  603. all of your savings,
  604.  
  605. 136
  606. 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,242
  607. plus having to deal
  608. with his crazy parents,
  609.  
  610. 137
  611. 00:09:48,242 --> 00:09:52,108
  612. and my psycho ass
  613. mother, and um, you know,
  614.  
  615. 138
  616. 00:09:52,108 --> 00:09:53,593
  617. all 42 of our cousins,
  618.  
  619. 139
  620. 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:57,631
  621. so just shut up about the dress
  622. and let me pay for it, okay?
  623.  
  624. 140
  625. 00:09:59,737 --> 00:10:02,360
  626. - Yeah, bring it in
  627. for the real thing.
  628.  
  629. 141
  630. 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:03,533
  631. Come on, yeah.
  632.  
  633. 142
  634. 00:10:08,366 --> 00:10:09,781
  635. - We're hugging
  636. in a bridal shop.
  637.  
  638. 143
  639. 00:10:09,781 --> 00:10:10,955
  640. - Yes, we are.
  641.  
  642. 144
  643. 00:10:12,370 --> 00:10:16,132
  644. And I really hope I don't
  645. have to throw you in the lake.
  646.  
  647. 145
  648. 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:28,524
  649. - Next time Big Jim
  650. destroys the mens room,
  651.  
  652. 146
  653. 00:10:28,524 --> 00:10:31,009
  654. these waders are going to you.
  655.  
  656. 147
  657. 00:10:32,079 --> 00:10:33,287
  658. - Okay, well I'm not the one
  659.  
  660. 148
  661. 00:10:33,287 --> 00:10:34,841
  662. who gave him the
  663. endless sub supreme.
  664.  
  665. 149
  666. 00:10:34,841 --> 00:10:36,325
  667. - Mm.
  668.  
  669. 150
  670. 00:10:36,325 --> 00:10:37,982
  671. - Hey can I ask a favor?
  672.  
  673. 151
  674. 00:10:37,982 --> 00:10:38,810
  675. - Shoot.
  676.  
  677. 152
  678. 00:10:39,742 --> 00:10:41,054
  679. - I need an advance.
  680.  
  681. 153
  682. 00:10:41,054 --> 00:10:42,434
  683. - How much?
  684.  
  685. 154
  686. 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:43,815
  687. - Two week?
  688.  
  689. 155
  690. 00:10:44,713 --> 00:10:46,266
  691. - Ah, I can't do it.
  692.  
  693. 156
  694. 00:10:46,266 --> 00:10:48,578
  695. - You just gave Brendan
  696. an advance like last week.
  697.  
  698. 157
  699. 00:10:48,578 --> 00:10:50,891
  700. - Yeah, his wife
  701. just had a baby.
  702.  
  703. 158
  704. 00:10:50,891 --> 00:10:54,205
  705. - Okay, so I need to knock
  706. out a kid to get a float.
  707.  
  708. 159
  709. 00:10:54,205 --> 00:10:56,897
  710. - No, but maybe if you started
  711. doing your own routines
  712.  
  713. 160
  714. 00:10:56,897 --> 00:10:58,278
  715. like you keep telling
  716. me you want to,
  717.  
  718. 161
  719. 00:10:58,278 --> 00:11:00,487
  720. then I could pay you more.
  721.  
  722. 162
  723. 00:11:00,487 --> 00:11:01,833
  724. - That's harsh.
  725.  
  726. 163
  727. 00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:03,352
  728. - Mm, you're okay though?
  729.  
  730. 164
  731. 00:11:03,352 --> 00:11:05,181
  732. You're not in trouble.
  733.  
  734. 165
  735. 00:11:05,181 --> 00:11:07,080
  736. - No, no it's just
  737. there's like extra costs
  738.  
  739. 166
  740. 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:08,702
  741. with the wedding, and I'm
  742. taking this writing class.
  743.  
  744. 167
  745. 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:11,463
  746. - What is it, a
  747. punch up sorta thing?
  748.  
  749. 168
  750. 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:16,158
  751. - No, no, it's like a
  752. little more basic than that.
  753.  
  754. 169
  755. 00:11:16,158 --> 00:11:16,986
  756. - Nice.
  757.  
  758. 170
  759. 00:11:19,299 --> 00:11:21,094
  760. - So you gonna
  761. give me the money?
  762.  
  763. 171
  764. 00:11:21,094 --> 00:11:22,440
  765. - No.
  766.  
  767. 172
  768. 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:23,924
  769. - You're lame.
  770.  
  771. 173
  772. 00:11:23,924 --> 00:11:26,547
  773. - Look Al, if I had more
  774. work, I'd give it to you.
  775.  
  776. 174
  777. 00:11:26,547 --> 00:11:27,997
  778. If I had more money,
  779. I'd give it to you.
  780.  
  781. 175
  782. 00:11:27,997 --> 00:11:29,654
  783. But I don't, and there is none,
  784.  
  785. 176
  786. 00:11:29,654 --> 00:11:31,967
  787. so either start
  788. doing your own sets,
  789.  
  790. 177
  791. 00:11:31,967 --> 00:11:33,658
  792. or get a second job.
  793.  
  794. 178
  795. 00:11:38,111 --> 00:11:42,736
  796. - Start doing your own
  797. routines or get a second job.
  798.  
  799. 179
  800. 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:46,636
  801. You can't even handle
  802. my routines, fool.
  803.  
  804. 180
  805. 00:11:51,572 --> 00:11:54,852
  806. - I heard a rumor that we're
  807. gonna see you up there tonight.
  808.  
  809. 181
  810. 00:11:54,852 --> 00:11:56,439
  811. - Mm-hm, oh really?
  812.  
  813. 182
  814. 00:11:56,439 --> 00:11:57,682
  815. - Oh yeah.
  816.  
  817. 183
  818. 00:11:57,682 --> 00:12:00,133
  819. Super credible source,
  820. never one to lie.
  821.  
  822. 184
  823. 00:12:00,133 --> 00:12:00,927
  824. - Mm-hm.
  825.  
  826. 185
  827. 00:12:03,136 --> 00:12:05,759
  828. - You pissed at me or something?
  829.  
  830. 186
  831. 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:06,933
  832. - I'm working.
  833.  
  834. 187
  835. 00:12:09,452 --> 00:12:11,247
  836. - Matt's right, you know.
  837.  
  838. 188
  839. 00:12:11,247 --> 00:12:12,904
  840. If you start doing your own sets
  841.  
  842. 189
  843. 00:12:12,904 --> 00:12:14,285
  844. instead of checking everyone in,
  845.  
  846. 190
  847. 00:12:14,285 --> 00:12:15,562
  848. you could make some more money.
  849.  
  850. 191
  851. 00:12:15,562 --> 00:12:17,012
  852. - Okay Brendan, let's
  853. just forget for a second
  854.  
  855. 192
  856. 00:12:17,012 --> 00:12:18,358
  857. that I didn't really need
  858. Matt telling everyone
  859.  
  860. 193
  861. 00:12:18,358 --> 00:12:19,842
  862. that I'm strapped for cash,
  863.  
  864. 194
  865. 00:12:19,842 --> 00:12:22,086
  866. but I don't even really
  867. wanna do stand up anymore.
  868.  
  869. 195
  870. 00:12:22,086 --> 00:12:23,052
  871. You know?
  872.  
  873. 196
  874. 00:12:23,052 --> 00:12:24,260
  875. I'm over it.
  876.  
  877. 197
  878. 00:12:24,260 --> 00:12:26,228
  879. - Is that why you're
  880. taking writing classes?
  881.  
  882. 198
  883. 00:12:26,228 --> 00:12:27,574
  884. - Okay, quit it.
  885.  
  886. 199
  887. 00:12:30,128 --> 00:12:32,544
  888. - Listen, if you're
  889. that hard up for money,
  890.  
  891. 200
  892. 00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:35,030
  893. my neighbor needs help moving.
  894.  
  895. 201
  896. 00:12:36,859 --> 00:12:39,517
  897. - I was thinking something
  898. a little more long term.
  899.  
  900. 202
  901. 00:12:39,517 --> 00:12:40,967
  902. - No, no, no, you
  903. don't understand.
  904.  
  905. 203
  906. 00:12:40,967 --> 00:12:45,385
  907. She's got a bad knee, and
  908. she has to use a cane.
  909.  
  910. 204
  911. 00:12:45,385 --> 00:12:47,214
  912. So she needs someone to
  913. help pack up all her stuff
  914.  
  915. 205
  916. 00:12:47,214 --> 00:12:49,561
  917. before she can get someone
  918. in to sell the place.
  919.  
  920. 206
  921. 00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:54,428
  922. - Well that sounds charming,
  923. but I'm not a mover, so.
  924.  
  925. 207
  926. 00:12:54,428 --> 00:12:55,567
  927. - Fine.
  928.  
  929. 208
  930. 00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:56,741
  931. Suit yourself.
  932.  
  933. 209
  934. 00:13:01,919 --> 00:13:03,092
  935. - You know that?
  936.  
  937. 210
  938. 00:13:03,092 --> 00:13:04,335
  939. - I think I'm funny.
  940. - I, I think--
  941.  
  942. 211
  943. 00:13:04,335 --> 00:13:05,129
  944. - Gotta love
  945. the Wednesday night
  946.  
  947. 212
  948. 00:13:05,129 --> 00:13:06,268
  949. fuck face special.
  950.  
  951. 213
  952. 00:13:06,268 --> 00:13:07,959
  953. You want to?
  954.  
  955. 214
  956. 00:13:07,959 --> 00:13:09,202
  957. - No.
  958.  
  959. 215
  960. 00:13:09,202 --> 00:13:10,479
  961. - You suck.
  962.  
  963. 216
  964. 00:13:10,479 --> 00:13:11,411
  965. - Yeah, I
  966. suck, that's great.
  967.  
  968. 217
  969. 00:13:11,411 --> 00:13:12,446
  970. - You suck.
  971.  
  972. 218
  973. 00:13:12,446 --> 00:13:13,723
  974. - I suck.
  975. - Go make me a sandwich.
  976.  
  977. 219
  978. 00:13:13,723 --> 00:13:15,208
  979. - Sir, you
  980. have to leave right now.
  981.  
  982. 220
  983. 00:13:15,208 --> 00:13:17,210
  984. - No really, I paid four
  985. dollars, I'm not leaving.
  986.  
  987. 221
  988. 00:13:17,210 --> 00:13:18,452
  989. - That's an
  990. awful lot of comedy
  991.  
  992. 222
  993. 00:13:18,452 --> 00:13:20,109
  994. brought to you by
  995. this gentleman.
  996.  
  997. 223
  998. 00:13:20,109 --> 00:13:21,731
  999. Thank you, good night.
  1000.  
  1001. 224
  1002. 00:13:21,731 --> 00:13:23,906
  1003. Have a nice night.
  1004.  
  1005. 225
  1006. 00:13:23,906 --> 00:13:28,083
  1007. - Okay, beautiful,
  1008. wow, that was intelligent.
  1009.  
  1010. 226
  1011. 00:13:34,883 --> 00:13:35,780
  1012. - Hey girl.
  1013.  
  1014. 227
  1015. 00:13:35,780 --> 00:13:37,092
  1016. - Hey, what's up.
  1017.  
  1018. 228
  1019. 00:13:37,092 --> 00:13:38,610
  1020. - Not much.
  1021.  
  1022. 229
  1023. 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:40,371
  1024. Maggie and I are about to
  1025. hit up this warehouse party
  1026.  
  1027. 230
  1028. 00:13:40,371 --> 00:13:41,613
  1029. at Southbridge.
  1030.  
  1031. 231
  1032. 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:44,271
  1033. - Southbridge, shit, that's far.
  1034.  
  1035. 232
  1036. 00:13:45,686 --> 00:13:47,171
  1037. - Oh, we can pick you
  1038. up if you wanna come with.
  1039.  
  1040. 233
  1041. 00:13:47,171 --> 00:13:48,241
  1042. Are you home?
  1043.  
  1044. 234
  1045. 00:15:12,152 --> 00:15:13,153
  1046. - Ali!
  1047.  
  1048. 235
  1049. 00:15:30,101 --> 00:15:31,447
  1050. - Stop it.
  1051.  
  1052. 236
  1053. 00:15:32,655 --> 00:15:34,416
  1054. - Oh good, you're up.
  1055.  
  1056. 237
  1057. 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:37,108
  1058. - Why?
  1059.  
  1060. 238
  1061. 00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,146
  1062. Get off of me!
  1063.  
  1064. 239
  1065. 00:15:41,354 --> 00:15:43,977
  1066. - Somebody went partying.
  1067.  
  1068. 240
  1069. 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:46,152
  1070. - Yeah well, the
  1071. night was still young.
  1072.  
  1073. 241
  1074. 00:15:46,152 --> 00:15:49,396
  1075. - I thought you said you
  1076. were going home after work.
  1077.  
  1078. 242
  1079. 00:15:49,396 --> 00:15:50,501
  1080. - Well, I changed my mind.
  1081.  
  1082. 243
  1083. 00:15:50,501 --> 00:15:51,502
  1084. What do you want?
  1085.  
  1086. 244
  1087. 00:15:51,502 --> 00:15:54,332
  1088. - Help me write my vows.
  1089.  
  1090. 245
  1091. 00:15:54,332 --> 00:15:56,886
  1092. - Dude, they're your vows,
  1093. why don't you write them?
  1094.  
  1095. 246
  1096. 00:15:56,886 --> 00:15:58,233
  1097. - I'm not a writer.
  1098.  
  1099. 247
  1100. 00:15:58,233 --> 00:15:59,717
  1101. - Okay well, I'm
  1102. not a vow writer.
  1103.  
  1104. 248
  1105. 00:15:59,717 --> 00:16:01,650
  1106. - Now you're not that bad, Ali.
  1107.  
  1108. 249
  1109. 00:16:02,651 --> 00:16:05,343
  1110. Come on, I'll buy you brunch.
  1111.  
  1112. 250
  1113. 00:16:05,343 --> 00:16:06,413
  1114. Come on, come on, come on.
  1115.  
  1116. 251
  1117. 00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:08,760
  1118. - Fine, leave me alone!
  1119.  
  1120. 252
  1121. 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,417
  1122. - That's the spirit.
  1123.  
  1124. 253
  1125. 00:16:13,489 --> 00:16:15,629
  1126. Ooh, you might
  1127. wanna get something
  1128.  
  1129. 254
  1130. 00:16:15,629 --> 00:16:18,425
  1131. to cover up that
  1132. hangover, like a,
  1133.  
  1134. 255
  1135. 00:16:18,425 --> 00:16:20,600
  1136. like a burqa or something.
  1137.  
  1138. 256
  1139. 00:16:24,638 --> 00:16:26,399
  1140. Chip chop, chip chop!
  1141.  
  1142. 257
  1143. 00:16:35,511 --> 00:16:38,790
  1144. Amy.
  1145.  
  1146. 258
  1147. 00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:40,758
  1148. I find I'm so excited that
  1149. I can barely hold still
  1150.  
  1151. 259
  1152. 00:16:40,758 --> 00:16:43,209
  1153. or hold a thought in my head.
  1154.  
  1155. 260
  1156. 00:16:43,209 --> 00:16:44,555
  1157. I think it's the excitement
  1158.  
  1159. 261
  1160. 00:16:44,555 --> 00:16:46,419
  1161. only a soon-to-be-married
  1162. man can feel.
  1163.  
  1164. 262
  1165. 00:16:46,419 --> 00:16:48,076
  1166. A man at the start
  1167. of a long journey
  1168.  
  1169. 263
  1170. 00:16:48,076 --> 00:16:50,009
  1171. whose conclusion is uncertain.
  1172.  
  1173. 264
  1174. 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,596
  1175. I hope I can make it
  1176. across the border.
  1177.  
  1178. 265
  1179. 00:16:51,596 --> 00:16:55,152
  1180. I hope to see my friend
  1181. and shake his hand.
  1182.  
  1183. 266
  1184. 00:16:56,912 --> 00:17:01,020
  1185. I hope the Pacific is as
  1186. blue as it has been in my.
  1187.  
  1188. 267
  1189. 00:17:02,159 --> 00:17:03,815
  1190. Are you quoting The
  1191. Shawshank Redemption?
  1192.  
  1193. 268
  1194. 00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:07,957
  1195. - I believe in two things,
  1196. discipline and the Bible.
  1197.  
  1198. 269
  1199. 00:17:07,957 --> 00:17:09,718
  1200. - What am I gonna write?
  1201.  
  1202. 270
  1203. 00:17:09,718 --> 00:17:11,237
  1204. - You know, that
  1205. is a beloved film.
  1206.  
  1207. 271
  1208. 00:17:11,237 --> 00:17:12,721
  1209. - I'm not quoting the
  1210. Shawshank Redemption
  1211.  
  1212. 272
  1213. 00:17:12,721 --> 00:17:13,963
  1214. in my own wedding.
  1215.  
  1216. 273
  1217. 00:17:13,963 --> 00:17:15,034
  1218. - Well what
  1219. do you wanna write?
  1220.  
  1221. 274
  1222. 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,276
  1223. - I don't know.
  1224.  
  1225. 275
  1226. 00:17:16,276 --> 00:17:18,623
  1227. You know, I thought this
  1228. would be the easy part.
  1229.  
  1230. 276
  1231. 00:17:18,623 --> 00:17:20,039
  1232. - I don't think there
  1233. is an easy part.
  1234.  
  1235. 277
  1236. 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,041
  1237. - I just, I want to
  1238. find a way to say
  1239.  
  1240. 278
  1241. 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,422
  1242. like you know, she's my one.
  1243.  
  1244. 279
  1245. 00:17:24,422 --> 00:17:26,424
  1246. She like my other hippo.
  1247.  
  1248. 280
  1249. 00:17:27,874 --> 00:17:29,324
  1250. - Your other hippo.
  1251.  
  1252. 281
  1253. 00:17:29,324 --> 00:17:31,567
  1254. - Yeah, 'cause you know, they
  1255. like, they mate for life.
  1256.  
  1257. 282
  1258. 00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:33,949
  1259. - No Kyle, that's penguins.
  1260.  
  1261. 283
  1262. 00:17:33,949 --> 00:17:35,399
  1263. - Whatever.
  1264.  
  1265. 284
  1266. 00:17:35,399 --> 00:17:37,297
  1267. It's just like, I used
  1268. to be kind of a dumbass--
  1269.  
  1270. 285
  1271. 00:17:37,297 --> 00:17:38,574
  1272. - You used to be
  1273. kind of a dumbass.
  1274.  
  1275. 286
  1276. 00:17:38,574 --> 00:17:39,403
  1277. - Shut up.
  1278.  
  1279. 287
  1280. 00:17:40,956 --> 00:17:42,164
  1281. Amy makes me better, you know?
  1282.  
  1283. 288
  1284. 00:17:42,164 --> 00:17:43,545
  1285. She sees the kind
  1286. of person I could be
  1287.  
  1288. 289
  1289. 00:17:43,545 --> 00:17:45,719
  1290. and she makes me
  1291. want to be that.
  1292.  
  1293. 290
  1294. 00:17:45,719 --> 00:17:48,481
  1295. She believes in
  1296. me, she knows me,
  1297.  
  1298. 291
  1299. 00:17:49,896 --> 00:17:51,173
  1300. she won't let me
  1301. give up on myself,
  1302.  
  1303. 292
  1304. 00:17:51,173 --> 00:17:54,038
  1305. she pushes me to be better.
  1306.  
  1307. 293
  1308. 00:17:54,038 --> 00:17:57,766
  1309. I still feel like I can
  1310. be myself around her.
  1311.  
  1312. 294
  1313. 00:17:57,766 --> 00:17:59,975
  1314. Like, like it doesn't come
  1315. from this place of judgment
  1316.  
  1317. 295
  1318. 00:17:59,975 --> 00:18:02,391
  1319. it comes from a place of love.
  1320.  
  1321. 296
  1322. 00:18:04,013 --> 00:18:06,947
  1323. I never had that
  1324. with anybody else.
  1325.  
  1326. 297
  1327. 00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:09,709
  1328. - Dude, write that down.
  1329.  
  1330. 298
  1331. 00:18:09,709 --> 00:18:12,021
  1332. - That's just me talking.
  1333.  
  1334. 299
  1335. 00:18:12,021 --> 00:18:13,816
  1336. - Yeah, but that's what's good.
  1337.  
  1338. 300
  1339. 00:18:13,816 --> 00:18:15,266
  1340. People don't wanna hear you say
  1341.  
  1342. 301
  1343. 00:18:15,266 --> 00:18:18,545
  1344. I promise to love you
  1345. and treasure you forever.
  1346.  
  1347. 302
  1348. 00:18:18,545 --> 00:18:21,307
  1349. They wanna hear something real.
  1350.  
  1351. 303
  1352. 00:18:21,307 --> 00:18:22,549
  1353. The best shit always comes out
  1354.  
  1355. 304
  1356. 00:18:22,549 --> 00:18:24,724
  1357. when you're not
  1358. thinkin' about it.
  1359.  
  1360. 305
  1361. 00:18:24,724 --> 00:18:26,726
  1362. - See, you are a writer.
  1363.  
  1364. 306
  1365. 00:18:27,727 --> 00:18:29,970
  1366. - Ugh, god I feel like ass.
  1367.  
  1368. 307
  1369. 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,733
  1370. - That's my Ali,
  1371. class all the way.
  1372.  
  1373. 308
  1374. 00:18:33,733 --> 00:18:35,631
  1375. Ooh, I gotta go pick up my tux.
  1376.  
  1377. 309
  1378. 00:18:35,631 --> 00:18:37,668
  1379. You wanna come with?
  1380.  
  1381. 310
  1382. 00:18:37,668 --> 00:18:40,912
  1383. - Mm no, I think I've had
  1384. enough excitement for one day.
  1385.  
  1386. 311
  1387. 00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:42,121
  1388. - Thanks.
  1389.  
  1390. 312
  1391. 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:42,983
  1392. - Yeah.
  1393.  
  1394. 313
  1395. 00:19:46,426 --> 00:19:47,255
  1396. - 52.50.
  1397.  
  1398. 314
  1399. 00:19:49,774 --> 00:19:50,775
  1400. - Seriously?
  1401.  
  1402. 315
  1403. 00:19:52,018 --> 00:19:53,502
  1404. - Yeah, seriously.
  1405.  
  1406. 316
  1407. 00:20:13,315 --> 00:20:14,178
  1408. Sign here.
  1409.  
  1410. 317
  1411. 00:20:49,386 --> 00:20:50,249
  1412. - Shit.
  1413.  
  1414. 318
  1415. 00:21:10,890 --> 00:21:11,891
  1416. Hey Brendan.
  1417.  
  1418. 319
  1419. 00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:42,577
  1420. Hi, this is 30?
  1421.  
  1422. 320
  1423. 00:21:44,648 --> 00:21:46,891
  1424. - You're Brendan's girl?
  1425.  
  1426. 321
  1427. 00:21:46,891 --> 00:21:48,721
  1428. - Yeah, I guess.
  1429.  
  1430. 322
  1431. 00:21:50,550 --> 00:21:52,069
  1432. - What's in that bag?
  1433.  
  1434. 323
  1435. 00:21:52,069 --> 00:21:53,657
  1436. - Oh, it's records.
  1437.  
  1438. 324
  1439. 00:21:54,554 --> 00:21:56,349
  1440. - What, like vinyl?
  1441.  
  1442. 325
  1443. 00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:58,593
  1444. - Yeah, I just bought them.
  1445.  
  1446. 326
  1447. 00:21:59,559 --> 00:22:02,044
  1448. - Why did you bring me records?
  1449.  
  1450. 327
  1451. 00:22:02,044 --> 00:22:03,977
  1452. - No, I, sorry, I didn't.
  1453.  
  1454. 328
  1455. 00:22:03,977 --> 00:22:06,877
  1456. They're for me, I
  1457. just bought them.
  1458.  
  1459. 329
  1460. 00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:10,225
  1461. - I see.
  1462.  
  1463. 330
  1464. 00:22:13,090 --> 00:22:15,264
  1465. - Can I come in now?
  1466.  
  1467. 331
  1468. 00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:17,128
  1469. - I guess.
  1470.  
  1471. 332
  1472. 00:22:31,073 --> 00:22:35,250
  1473. I've taken the liberty of
  1474. assembling some boxes for you.
  1475.  
  1476. 333
  1477. 00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:45,502
  1478. - Wow, you
  1479. have a lot of stuff.
  1480.  
  1481. 334
  1482. 00:22:47,227 --> 00:22:48,332
  1483. - If it's gonna be
  1484. too much for you,
  1485.  
  1486. 335
  1487. 00:22:48,332 --> 00:22:50,472
  1488. I can get someone else.
  1489.  
  1490. 336
  1491. 00:22:50,472 --> 00:22:53,268
  1492. - No, no, it's
  1493. fine, I can do it.
  1494.  
  1495. 337
  1496. 00:22:54,269 --> 00:22:55,650
  1497. - So you'll start in here.
  1498.  
  1499. 338
  1500. 00:22:55,650 --> 00:22:57,652
  1501. This is my sitting room.
  1502.  
  1503. 339
  1504. 00:22:59,032 --> 00:23:01,897
  1505. Probably take you
  1506. a couple of days.
  1507.  
  1508. 340
  1509. 00:23:04,969 --> 00:23:09,146
  1510. - Um, is there any particular
  1511. order you want me to follow?
  1512.  
  1513. 341
  1514. 00:23:10,147 --> 00:23:11,390
  1515. - Are you one of those people
  1516.  
  1517. 342
  1518. 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:14,393
  1519. that needs everything
  1520. spelled out for them?
  1521.  
  1522. 343
  1523. 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,255
  1524. - No.
  1525.  
  1526. 344
  1527. 00:23:16,256 --> 00:23:17,396
  1528. - Good.
  1529.  
  1530. 345
  1531. 00:24:59,670 --> 00:25:01,569
  1532. I don't recall
  1533. paying you to read.
  1534.  
  1535. 346
  1536. 00:25:01,569 --> 00:25:02,431
  1537. - Sorry.
  1538.  
  1539. 347
  1540. 00:25:03,743 --> 00:25:05,020
  1541. You wrote this?
  1542.  
  1543. 348
  1544. 00:25:06,194 --> 00:25:10,301
  1545. - That's my picture
  1546. on the back, isn't it?
  1547.  
  1548. 349
  1549. 00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:12,062
  1550. I think that's enough for today.
  1551.  
  1552. 350
  1553. 00:25:12,062 --> 00:25:12,890
  1554. I'm tired.
  1555.  
  1556. 351
  1557. 00:25:14,098 --> 00:25:17,032
  1558. I'd like you to start a
  1559. little earlier tomorrow.
  1560.  
  1561. 352
  1562. 00:25:17,032 --> 00:25:18,551
  1563. - Yeah, I get out
  1564. of class at one.
  1565.  
  1566. 353
  1567. 00:25:18,551 --> 00:25:20,588
  1568. - Okay, that's fine.
  1569.  
  1570. 354
  1571. 00:25:20,588 --> 00:25:21,865
  1572. What are you studying?
  1573.  
  1574. 355
  1575. 00:25:21,865 --> 00:25:23,038
  1576. - Comedy.
  1577.  
  1578. 356
  1579. 00:25:23,038 --> 00:25:24,695
  1580. How to write comedy.
  1581.  
  1582. 357
  1583. 00:25:25,869 --> 00:25:29,286
  1584. - They can teach a
  1585. person to be funny?
  1586.  
  1587. 358
  1588. 00:25:29,286 --> 00:25:31,322
  1589. - They can try.
  1590.  
  1591. 359
  1592. 00:25:31,322 --> 00:25:32,392
  1593. - So they do.
  1594.  
  1595. 360
  1596. 00:25:36,327 --> 00:25:39,503
  1597. - Would you mind if
  1598. I borrow the book?
  1599.  
  1600. 361
  1601. 00:25:42,575 --> 00:25:46,027
  1602. - As long as you read
  1603. it on your own time.
  1604.  
  1605. 362
  1606. 00:25:46,027 --> 00:25:48,616
  1607. You can burn it for all I care.
  1608.  
  1609. 363
  1610. 00:25:56,106 --> 00:25:59,385
  1611. - All right, each of you
  1612. has homework for this week.
  1613.  
  1614. 364
  1615. 00:25:59,385 --> 00:26:01,767
  1616. Things to do, write
  1617. it down please.
  1618.  
  1619. 365
  1620. 00:26:01,767 --> 00:26:05,425
  1621. I want you to write 10
  1622. jokes a day, new ones.
  1623.  
  1624. 366
  1625. 00:26:05,425 --> 00:26:07,082
  1626. New ones, they don't
  1627. have to be great,
  1628.  
  1629. 367
  1630. 00:26:07,082 --> 00:26:09,050
  1631. they just have to
  1632. be 10 jokes a day.
  1633.  
  1634. 368
  1635. 00:26:09,050 --> 00:26:10,534
  1636. It's a good habit to get into.
  1637.  
  1638. 369
  1639. 00:26:10,534 --> 00:26:12,053
  1640. YouTube your favorite comedian.
  1641.  
  1642. 370
  1643. 00:26:12,053 --> 00:26:14,711
  1644. Find out what works, what
  1645. doesn't work, take notes.
  1646.  
  1647. 371
  1648. 00:26:14,711 --> 00:26:19,267
  1649. Five responses to the phrase,
  1650. he's so old, dot dot dot,
  1651.  
  1652. 372
  1653. 00:26:19,267 --> 00:26:20,509
  1654. what are you gonna put for that?
  1655.  
  1656. 373
  1657. 00:26:20,509 --> 00:26:21,752
  1658. Try to be original
  1659. with those, please.
  1660.  
  1661. 374
  1662. 00:26:21,752 --> 00:26:24,997
  1663. And finally, I want you
  1664. to go to a comedy show.
  1665.  
  1666. 375
  1667. 00:26:24,997 --> 00:26:28,069
  1668. Any show, it doesn't matter.
  1669.  
  1670. 376
  1671. 00:26:28,069 --> 00:26:30,589
  1672. Watch, listen, observe, learn.
  1673.  
  1674. 377
  1675. 00:26:35,835 --> 00:26:37,354
  1676. And please bring
  1677. me your ticket stub
  1678.  
  1679. 378
  1680. 00:26:37,354 --> 00:26:39,701
  1681. or else I'll know you're lying,
  1682.  
  1683. 379
  1684. 00:26:39,701 --> 00:26:40,875
  1685. and that will undermine
  1686.  
  1687. 380
  1688. 00:26:40,875 --> 00:26:43,671
  1689. our already very
  1690. fragile relationship.
  1691.  
  1692. 381
  1693. 00:26:45,983 --> 00:26:47,191
  1694. Okay, that's it for today.
  1695.  
  1696. 382
  1697. 00:26:47,191 --> 00:26:48,883
  1698. I have your sketches
  1699. from last week,
  1700.  
  1701. 383
  1702. 00:26:48,883 --> 00:26:52,472
  1703. so come pick 'em up on
  1704. your way out, thanks.
  1705.  
  1706. 384
  1707. 00:26:52,472 --> 00:26:53,715
  1708. Good.
  1709.  
  1710. 385
  1711. 00:26:53,715 --> 00:26:54,820
  1712. I don't know.
  1713.  
  1714. 386
  1715. 00:26:55,786 --> 00:26:57,236
  1716. Not bad, not bad.
  1717.  
  1718. 387
  1719. 00:26:58,202 --> 00:27:00,515
  1720. You guys are gettin' better.
  1721.  
  1722. 388
  1723. 00:27:01,999 --> 00:27:03,760
  1724. Gettin' better, okay.
  1725.  
  1726. 389
  1727. 00:27:18,947 --> 00:27:19,776
  1728. - Sorry.
  1729.  
  1730. 390
  1731. 00:27:28,888 --> 00:27:31,442
  1732. - Something on your mind, Ali?
  1733.  
  1734. 391
  1735. 00:27:31,442 --> 00:27:33,790
  1736. - You went a little
  1737. pen happy on my sketch.
  1738.  
  1739. 392
  1740. 00:27:33,790 --> 00:27:35,550
  1741. - That's my job.
  1742.  
  1743. 393
  1744. 00:27:35,550 --> 00:27:37,310
  1745. - It's a good sketch.
  1746.  
  1747. 394
  1748. 00:27:38,311 --> 00:27:40,797
  1749. But you don't think it is.
  1750.  
  1751. 395
  1752. 00:27:40,797 --> 00:27:43,040
  1753. - Do you want my honest opinion?
  1754.  
  1755. 396
  1756. 00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:44,628
  1757. - Well it looks like I
  1758. got a paragraph of 'em,
  1759.  
  1760. 397
  1761. 00:27:44,628 --> 00:27:46,181
  1762. so what's one more?
  1763.  
  1764. 398
  1765. 00:27:47,182 --> 00:27:49,288
  1766. - It's very flat.
  1767.  
  1768. 399
  1769. 00:27:49,288 --> 00:27:50,738
  1770. - Flat.
  1771.  
  1772. 400
  1773. 00:27:50,738 --> 00:27:52,601
  1774. - Yeah, look.
  1775.  
  1776. 401
  1777. 00:27:52,601 --> 00:27:54,155
  1778. The set up's good, the
  1779. characters are good,
  1780.  
  1781. 402
  1782. 00:27:54,155 --> 00:27:56,122
  1783. you've got good delivery--
  1784.  
  1785. 403
  1786. 00:27:56,122 --> 00:27:56,951
  1787. - But?
  1788.  
  1789. 404
  1790. 00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,609
  1791. - You're being lazy.
  1792.  
  1793. 405
  1794. 00:28:00,609 --> 00:28:01,887
  1795. - Sorry I asked.
  1796.  
  1797. 406
  1798. 00:28:01,887 --> 00:28:04,579
  1799. - Ali, I've read
  1800. your writing samples.
  1801.  
  1802. 407
  1803. 00:28:04,579 --> 00:28:07,720
  1804. I know you can do
  1805. better, so go do it.
  1806.  
  1807. 408
  1808. 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:43,722
  1809. - Your sitting room's done.
  1810.  
  1811. 409
  1812. 00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:45,758
  1813. - Is it?
  1814.  
  1815. 410
  1816. 00:28:45,758 --> 00:28:47,277
  1817. - You wanna check?
  1818.  
  1819. 411
  1820. 00:28:48,140 --> 00:28:50,142
  1821. - Not really, no.
  1822.  
  1823. 412
  1824. 00:28:53,283 --> 00:28:56,700
  1825. You can start on the upstairs
  1826. bedroom, to the right.
  1827.  
  1828. 413
  1829. 00:28:56,700 --> 00:28:58,184
  1830. Top of the stairs.
  1831.  
  1832. 414
  1833. 00:29:01,429 --> 00:29:02,982
  1834. - I like your book.
  1835.  
  1836. 415
  1837. 00:29:04,673 --> 00:29:06,917
  1838. - Did you finish it?
  1839.  
  1840. 416
  1841. 00:29:06,917 --> 00:29:08,091
  1842. - Uh, not yet.
  1843.  
  1844. 417
  1845. 00:29:09,402 --> 00:29:13,579
  1846. - I'd reserve
  1847. judgment until the end, then.
  1848.  
  1849. 418
  1850. 00:29:21,898 --> 00:29:22,830
  1851. You can go.
  1852.  
  1853. 419
  1854. 00:29:48,510 --> 00:29:49,339
  1855. - Shit.
  1856.  
  1857. 420
  1858. 00:30:54,473 --> 00:30:57,648
  1859. Joshua, the man, the
  1860. myth, the legend.
  1861.  
  1862. 421
  1863. 00:30:58,822 --> 00:31:01,273
  1864. I was wondering what
  1865. you are doing right now
  1866.  
  1867. 422
  1868. 00:31:01,273 --> 00:31:03,413
  1869. because I was just celebrating
  1870. my cousin's wedding,
  1871.  
  1872. 423
  1873. 00:31:03,413 --> 00:31:06,416
  1874. and I think that
  1875. we should hang out,
  1876.  
  1877. 424
  1878. 00:31:09,764 --> 00:31:11,593
  1879. so I should come over.
  1880.  
  1881. 425
  1882. 00:31:13,595 --> 00:31:15,045
  1883. No, okay.
  1884.  
  1885. 426
  1886. 00:31:15,045 --> 00:31:17,323
  1887. Yeah, yeah some other time.
  1888.  
  1889. 427
  1890. 00:31:18,290 --> 00:31:19,118
  1891. Okay, bye.
  1892.  
  1893. 428
  1894. 00:31:31,993 --> 00:31:33,581
  1895. Hey Asha, it's Ali.
  1896.  
  1897. 429
  1898. 00:31:35,721 --> 00:31:38,758
  1899. I'm fuckin', I'm out and about.
  1900.  
  1901. 430
  1902. 00:31:38,758 --> 00:31:42,038
  1903. Uh so, you know, give me a call.
  1904.  
  1905. 431
  1906. 00:31:42,038 --> 00:31:45,248
  1907. I wanna hear about
  1908. that Southbridge party,
  1909.  
  1910. 432
  1911. 00:31:45,248 --> 00:31:46,076
  1912. so um.
  1913.  
  1914. 433
  1915. 00:31:47,629 --> 00:31:49,631
  1916. Yeah, you know, call me.
  1917.  
  1918. 434
  1919. 00:31:51,771 --> 00:31:52,600
  1920. Bye.
  1921.  
  1922. 435
  1923. 00:32:03,197 --> 00:32:05,026
  1924. John, my favorite, hi.
  1925.  
  1926. 436
  1927. 00:32:07,546 --> 00:32:08,478
  1928. So I think.
  1929.  
  1930. 437
  1931. 00:32:09,686 --> 00:32:13,483
  1932. I think that you should
  1933. let me come over, okay?
  1934.  
  1935. 438
  1936. 00:32:17,866 --> 00:32:19,247
  1937. Yeah?
  1938.  
  1939. 439
  1940. 00:32:19,247 --> 00:32:20,076
  1941. Okay.
  1942.  
  1943. 440
  1944. 00:32:21,180 --> 00:32:23,631
  1945. Okay, I'll see you soon, bye.
  1946.  
  1947. 441
  1948. 00:33:30,111 --> 00:33:31,285
  1949. Just a second.
  1950.  
  1951. 442
  1952. 00:34:05,698 --> 00:34:06,941
  1953. - Lost earring?
  1954.  
  1955. 443
  1956. 00:34:08,356 --> 00:34:09,771
  1957. - Lost speech, hey, have
  1958. you seen a piece of paper.
  1959.  
  1960. 444
  1961. 00:34:09,771 --> 00:34:10,772
  1962. - Did you write it?
  1963.  
  1964. 445
  1965. 00:34:10,772 --> 00:34:12,257
  1966. - Excuse me?
  1967.  
  1968. 446
  1969. 00:34:12,257 --> 00:34:13,810
  1970. - Did you write the speech
  1971. that you're lookin' for.
  1972.  
  1973. 447
  1974. 00:34:13,810 --> 00:34:15,018
  1975. - Yeah.
  1976.  
  1977. 448
  1978. 00:34:15,018 --> 00:34:16,847
  1979. - Oh, well then you
  1980. already know it.
  1981.  
  1982. 449
  1983. 00:34:16,847 --> 00:34:18,608
  1984. - Okay, thanks guy
  1985. at bar I don't know
  1986.  
  1987. 450
  1988. 00:34:18,608 --> 00:34:23,268
  1989. for your sage wisdom, but
  1990. I need to find this thing.
  1991.  
  1992. 451
  1993. 00:34:23,268 --> 00:34:25,132
  1994. - It's stuck to your shoe.
  1995.  
  1996. 452
  1997. 00:34:25,132 --> 00:34:25,994
  1998. - What?
  1999.  
  2000. 453
  2001. 00:34:28,687 --> 00:34:30,309
  2002. How long were you gonna let
  2003. me keep looking for that?
  2004.  
  2005. 454
  2006. 00:34:30,309 --> 00:34:34,072
  2007. - Only until it
  2008. stopped being amusing.
  2009.  
  2010. 455
  2011. 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:34,934
  2012. - Asshole.
  2013.  
  2014. 456
  2015. 00:34:37,282 --> 00:34:39,180
  2016. - So after about three
  2017. hours being duct taped
  2018.  
  2019. 457
  2020. 00:34:39,180 --> 00:34:42,183
  2021. in the back of this
  2022. trunk, it opens up,
  2023.  
  2024. 458
  2025. 00:34:42,183 --> 00:34:45,807
  2026. and there's Kyle with that
  2027. big goofy grin of his,
  2028.  
  2029. 459
  2030. 00:34:45,807 --> 00:34:49,363
  2031. just smiling, being like hey,
  2032. hope you like Celine Dion
  2033.  
  2034. 460
  2035. 00:34:49,363 --> 00:34:51,296
  2036. because we're in Canada.
  2037.  
  2038. 461
  2039. 00:34:52,814 --> 00:34:56,991
  2040. So Amy, thank you so much for
  2041. domesticating him, really.
  2042.  
  2043. 462
  2044. 00:34:56,991 --> 00:34:59,097
  2045. That's enough from me.
  2046.  
  2047. 463
  2048. 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:02,169
  2049. I'm gonna hand it over
  2050. now Kyle's cousin Ali,
  2051.  
  2052. 464
  2053. 00:35:02,169 --> 00:35:04,032
  2054. who, if you don't
  2055. know her already,
  2056.  
  2057. 465
  2058. 00:35:04,032 --> 00:35:05,275
  2059. you're gonna love her, so.
  2060.  
  2061. 466
  2062. 00:35:05,275 --> 00:35:06,518
  2063. Ali, everybody.
  2064.  
  2065. 467
  2066. 00:35:15,803 --> 00:35:16,907
  2067. - Hi.
  2068.  
  2069. 468
  2070. 00:35:16,907 --> 00:35:17,908
  2071. Hi, I'm Ali.
  2072.  
  2073. 469
  2074. 00:35:20,048 --> 00:35:23,293
  2075. As many of you know,
  2076. Kyle is my cousin.
  2077.  
  2078. 470
  2079. 00:35:24,467 --> 00:35:26,917
  2080. But he's also my best friend,
  2081.  
  2082. 471
  2083. 00:35:28,678 --> 00:35:30,680
  2084. and okay, so real quick.
  2085.  
  2086. 472
  2087. 00:35:35,857 --> 00:35:39,999
  2088. Um, so growing up, when
  2089. I was a little kid,
  2090.  
  2091. 473
  2092. 00:35:39,999 --> 00:35:41,829
  2093. I was terrified of spiders,
  2094.  
  2095. 474
  2096. 00:35:41,829 --> 00:35:44,866
  2097. and I don't know, I was
  2098. like deathly afraid of them,
  2099.  
  2100. 475
  2101. 00:35:44,866 --> 00:35:47,006
  2102. and I think I watch
  2103. Arachnophobia too many times
  2104.  
  2105. 476
  2106. 00:35:47,006 --> 00:35:49,768
  2107. when I was like
  2108. five, but anyway,
  2109.  
  2110. 477
  2111. 00:35:49,768 --> 00:35:51,597
  2112. I was just convinced that they
  2113. would come out of the walls
  2114.  
  2115. 478
  2116. 00:35:51,597 --> 00:35:54,669
  2117. and attack me when I was asleep,
  2118.  
  2119. 479
  2120. 00:35:54,669 --> 00:35:57,224
  2121. so Kyle used to sleep
  2122. over all the time,
  2123.  
  2124. 480
  2125. 00:35:57,224 --> 00:36:00,158
  2126. and one day, we
  2127. had this big party,
  2128.  
  2129. 481
  2130. 00:36:01,504 --> 00:36:03,264
  2131. and all the neighborhood
  2132. kids were there,
  2133.  
  2134. 482
  2135. 00:36:03,264 --> 00:36:06,750
  2136. and somehow, one
  2137. of them found out
  2138.  
  2139. 483
  2140. 00:36:06,750 --> 00:36:08,718
  2141. I was afraid of these spiders
  2142.  
  2143. 484
  2144. 00:36:08,718 --> 00:36:13,136
  2145. and decided to go digging
  2146. around in the back yard
  2147.  
  2148. 485
  2149. 00:36:13,136 --> 00:36:16,001
  2150. and fine one and throw it on me,
  2151.  
  2152. 486
  2153. 00:36:16,001 --> 00:36:20,868
  2154. so I was like crying and
  2155. crying, and Kyle found out,
  2156.  
  2157. 487
  2158. 00:36:20,868 --> 00:36:24,492
  2159. and then he went and
  2160. found the kid who did it
  2161.  
  2162. 488
  2163. 00:36:24,492 --> 00:36:28,324
  2164. and smacked him in the face
  2165. with a jug of Kool-Aid,
  2166.  
  2167. 489
  2168. 00:36:28,324 --> 00:36:31,085
  2169. so anyway, it was
  2170. this whole thing,
  2171.  
  2172. 490
  2173. 00:36:31,085 --> 00:36:32,845
  2174. and later that night,
  2175.  
  2176. 491
  2177. 00:36:35,262 --> 00:36:38,161
  2178. after both of our parents were
  2179. done tearin' him a new one,
  2180.  
  2181. 492
  2182. 00:36:38,161 --> 00:36:41,578
  2183. Kyle slept over and he
  2184. checked the entire basement
  2185.  
  2186. 493
  2187. 00:36:41,578 --> 00:36:43,994
  2188. for spiders, and he said Ali,
  2189.  
  2190. 494
  2191. 00:36:46,169 --> 00:36:49,241
  2192. you're afraid of
  2193. spiders right now,
  2194.  
  2195. 495
  2196. 00:36:49,241 --> 00:36:51,243
  2197. but you won't always be,
  2198.  
  2199. 496
  2200. 00:36:52,693 --> 00:36:56,317
  2201. and right now it's okay
  2202. to be afraid of something,
  2203.  
  2204. 497
  2205. 00:36:57,801 --> 00:37:01,909
  2206. so when he met Amy, I was
  2207. like, she better be awesome,
  2208.  
  2209. 498
  2210. 00:37:03,255 --> 00:37:05,568
  2211. because Kyle's been
  2212. keeping away the spiders
  2213.  
  2214. 499
  2215. 00:37:05,568 --> 00:37:09,675
  2216. all these years, and
  2217. whoever he ends up with
  2218.  
  2219. 500
  2220. 00:37:09,675 --> 00:37:13,852
  2221. has to be equally as cool,
  2222. so it turns out, actually,
  2223.  
  2224. 501
  2225. 00:37:15,336 --> 00:37:17,959
  2226. that Kyle is afraid of heights,
  2227.  
  2228. 502
  2229. 00:37:17,959 --> 00:37:20,203
  2230. roller coasters to be specific,
  2231.  
  2232. 503
  2233. 00:37:20,203 --> 00:37:24,690
  2234. and sorry Kyle, I'm kind
  2235. of gonna out you, here.
  2236.  
  2237. 504
  2238. 00:37:24,690 --> 00:37:28,211
  2239. But um, so there was this
  2240. like big company picnic,
  2241.  
  2242. 505
  2243. 00:37:28,211 --> 00:37:31,145
  2244. and I just tagged along,
  2245. and that's how I met Amy,
  2246.  
  2247. 506
  2248. 00:37:31,145 --> 00:37:34,873
  2249. and I was like okay, things
  2250. are gettin' kind of serious,
  2251.  
  2252. 507
  2253. 00:37:34,873 --> 00:37:37,013
  2254. I better size her up.
  2255.  
  2256. 508
  2257. 00:37:37,013 --> 00:37:41,189
  2258. So um, so everyone wanted to
  2259. go on this huge death drop
  2260.  
  2261. 509
  2262. 00:37:45,677 --> 00:37:48,162
  2263. megaton roller coaster,
  2264.  
  2265. 510
  2266. 00:37:48,162 --> 00:37:52,235
  2267. and Kyle looked like
  2268. he was gonna throw up,
  2269.  
  2270. 511
  2271. 00:37:52,235 --> 00:37:56,757
  2272. so all of his co-workers
  2273. were making fun of him
  2274.  
  2275. 512
  2276. 00:37:56,757 --> 00:38:00,312
  2277. and everything and that's
  2278. when Amy jumped in,
  2279.  
  2280. 513
  2281. 00:38:00,312 --> 00:38:02,866
  2282. and she said she felt sick,
  2283.  
  2284. 514
  2285. 00:38:02,866 --> 00:38:05,524
  2286. and that she needed to sit down,
  2287.  
  2288. 515
  2289. 00:38:06,870 --> 00:38:10,357
  2290. and someone went and
  2291. got her some water,
  2292.  
  2293. 516
  2294. 00:38:10,357 --> 00:38:14,257
  2295. and Kyle sat with her, while
  2296. everyone else went on the ride,
  2297.  
  2298. 517
  2299. 00:38:14,257 --> 00:38:18,882
  2300. and that's when I realized
  2301. that she did for him
  2302.  
  2303. 518
  2304. 00:38:18,882 --> 00:38:23,231
  2305. what he had done for me
  2306. because she knew he was scared
  2307.  
  2308. 519
  2309. 00:38:23,231 --> 00:38:25,303
  2310. and she knew it was okay,
  2311.  
  2312. 520
  2313. 00:38:30,411 --> 00:38:33,587
  2314. and she didn't want
  2315. him to feel alone,
  2316.  
  2317. 521
  2318. 00:38:36,555 --> 00:38:38,557
  2319. so um, Kyle and Amy, um.
  2320.  
  2321. 522
  2322. 00:38:41,767 --> 00:38:45,530
  2323. To whatever crazy shit
  2324. life may throw at you,
  2325.  
  2326. 523
  2327. 00:38:47,117 --> 00:38:49,706
  2328. I know you guys will be
  2329. there to lie for one another
  2330.  
  2331. 524
  2332. 00:38:49,706 --> 00:38:52,778
  2333. or smack somebody with a
  2334. jug of Kool-Aid, I love you.
  2335.  
  2336. 525
  2337. 00:39:44,658 --> 00:39:45,866
  2338. Ah!
  2339.  
  2340. 526
  2341. 00:39:45,866 --> 00:39:47,108
  2342. - Jesus.
  2343.  
  2344. 527
  2345. 00:39:47,108 --> 00:39:48,247
  2346. - God, what are you doing?
  2347.  
  2348. 528
  2349. 00:39:48,247 --> 00:39:49,732
  2350. - What are you doing?
  2351.  
  2352. 529
  2353. 00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:53,943
  2354. - God, I feel like I'm dying.
  2355.  
  2356. 530
  2357. 00:39:53,943 --> 00:39:56,014
  2358. - I think you're
  2359. having a panic attack.
  2360.  
  2361. 531
  2362. 00:39:56,014 --> 00:39:57,567
  2363. - A what?
  2364.  
  2365. 532
  2366. 00:39:57,567 --> 00:39:58,396
  2367. - Um.
  2368.  
  2369. 533
  2370. 00:40:00,432 --> 00:40:01,847
  2371. Can you sit down?
  2372.  
  2373. 534
  2374. 00:40:01,847 --> 00:40:04,609
  2375. - No, no, I don't
  2376. wanna sit down.
  2377.  
  2378. 535
  2379. 00:40:14,964 --> 00:40:16,414
  2380. - Here, hold this.
  2381.  
  2382. 536
  2383. 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:17,484
  2384. - It's ice.
  2385.  
  2386. 537
  2387. 00:40:17,484 --> 00:40:18,726
  2388. - It's gonna help.
  2389.  
  2390. 538
  2391. 00:40:18,726 --> 00:40:19,658
  2392. - Are you a doctor?
  2393.  
  2394. 539
  2395. 00:40:19,658 --> 00:40:21,764
  2396. - Just hold the ice, here.
  2397.  
  2398. 540
  2399. 00:40:37,227 --> 00:40:38,056
  2400. Better?
  2401.  
  2402. 541
  2403. 00:40:40,058 --> 00:40:40,886
  2404. - Yeah.
  2405.  
  2406. 542
  2407. 00:40:42,474 --> 00:40:43,337
  2408. - Here.
  2409.  
  2410. 543
  2411. 00:40:46,927 --> 00:40:48,653
  2412. - You're the guy.
  2413.  
  2414. 544
  2415. 00:40:48,653 --> 00:40:50,827
  2416. You're the guy with my shoe.
  2417.  
  2418. 545
  2419. 00:40:50,827 --> 00:40:55,004
  2420. - That's what they call
  2421. me, the guy with the shoe.
  2422.  
  2423. 546
  2424. 00:40:55,832 --> 00:40:57,593
  2425. - Are you a guest?
  2426.  
  2427. 547
  2428. 00:40:57,593 --> 00:40:58,456
  2429. - No.
  2430.  
  2431. 548
  2432. 00:40:59,802 --> 00:41:01,597
  2433. - A florist?
  2434.  
  2435. 549
  2436. 00:41:01,597 --> 00:41:02,874
  2437. - I was filling in for a friend,
  2438.  
  2439. 550
  2440. 00:41:02,874 --> 00:41:04,462
  2441. I was playing the
  2442. wedding upstairs.
  2443.  
  2444. 551
  2445. 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:06,809
  2446. - Ah, so you're
  2447. in a wedding band.
  2448.  
  2449. 552
  2450. 00:41:06,809 --> 00:41:09,984
  2451. - Part time.
  2452.  
  2453. 553
  2454. 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:13,954
  2455. You feelin' better?
  2456.  
  2457. 554
  2458. 00:41:15,749 --> 00:41:17,854
  2459. - I feel like I need a
  2460. drink the size of my arm.
  2461.  
  2462. 555
  2463. 00:41:17,854 --> 00:41:18,683
  2464. - Uh-huh.
  2465.  
  2466. 556
  2467. 00:41:20,201 --> 00:41:22,169
  2468. - Do I look like a Monet?
  2469.  
  2470. 557
  2471. 00:41:22,169 --> 00:41:25,655
  2472. - Yeah, but most
  2473. people like Monet.
  2474.  
  2475. 558
  2476. 00:41:25,655 --> 00:41:27,450
  2477. - You're weird.
  2478.  
  2479. 559
  2480. 00:41:27,450 --> 00:41:30,902
  2481. - You're the one
  2482. giving speeches about spiders.
  2483.  
  2484. 560
  2485. 00:41:30,902 --> 00:41:32,282
  2486. - Oh, you were watching me.
  2487.  
  2488. 561
  2489. 00:41:32,282 --> 00:41:35,527
  2490. - Yeah, well I had
  2491. to see how it ended.
  2492.  
  2493. 562
  2494. 00:41:36,908 --> 00:41:40,705
  2495. Hey, how about we
  2496. get you that drink?
  2497.  
  2498. 563
  2499. 00:41:40,705 --> 00:41:44,778
  2500. - Yeah, well if you're
  2501. buying, I'm not saying no.
  2502.  
  2503. 564
  2504. 00:41:50,577 --> 00:41:52,268
  2505. - So what do you do?
  2506.  
  2507. 565
  2508. 00:41:54,995 --> 00:41:56,514
  2509. - Why do you care?
  2510.  
  2511. 566
  2512. 00:41:57,549 --> 00:42:00,448
  2513. - Are you always this hostile?
  2514.  
  2515. 567
  2516. 00:42:00,448 --> 00:42:04,522
  2517. - Well, I'm a comedian,
  2518. so we're born hostile.
  2519.  
  2520. 568
  2521. 00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:05,453
  2522. - That explains
  2523. your speech then.
  2524.  
  2525. 569
  2526. 00:42:05,453 --> 00:42:08,664
  2527. You can tell you're a performer.
  2528.  
  2529. 570
  2530. 00:42:08,664 --> 00:42:12,046
  2531. - Do you enjoy dissecting
  2532. people you just met?
  2533.  
  2534. 571
  2535. 00:42:12,046 --> 00:42:14,497
  2536. - Part time surgeon,
  2537. part time musician.
  2538.  
  2539. 572
  2540. 00:42:14,497 --> 00:42:15,705
  2541. - Sounds messy.
  2542.  
  2543. 573
  2544. 00:42:20,986 --> 00:42:24,369
  2545. - So how much longer
  2546. is your wedding?
  2547.  
  2548. 574
  2549. 00:42:24,369 --> 00:42:27,027
  2550. - Do you have somewhere to be?
  2551.  
  2552. 575
  2553. 00:42:27,027 --> 00:42:29,443
  2554. - Venues just feel like work.
  2555.  
  2556. 576
  2557. 00:42:31,859 --> 00:42:32,860
  2558. - Wait here.
  2559.  
  2560. 577
  2561. 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:43,422
  2562. - Ali!
  2563.  
  2564. 578
  2565. 00:42:45,183 --> 00:42:46,149
  2566. Hi babe.
  2567.  
  2568. 579
  2569. 00:42:46,149 --> 00:42:47,634
  2570. - Oh.
  2571.  
  2572. 580
  2573. 00:42:47,634 --> 00:42:50,913
  2574. - Ali baby, I promise, I'll
  2575. always check for spiders.
  2576.  
  2577. 581
  2578. 00:42:50,913 --> 00:42:51,741
  2579. - I know.
  2580.  
  2581. 582
  2582. 00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:54,813
  2583. Hey, I think I'm
  2584. gonna get outta here.
  2585.  
  2586. 583
  2587. 00:42:54,813 --> 00:42:56,159
  2588. - Hey come on, you know,
  2589. things are winding down.
  2590.  
  2591. 584
  2592. 00:42:56,159 --> 00:42:57,126
  2593. We can just relax.
  2594.  
  2595. 585
  2596. 00:42:57,126 --> 00:42:58,299
  2597. - No, I think I'm just tired.
  2598.  
  2599. 586
  2600. 00:42:58,299 --> 00:43:01,509
  2601. But hey, I'll see you tomorrow.
  2602.  
  2603. 587
  2604. 00:43:01,509 --> 00:43:02,407
  2605. - You suck.
  2606.  
  2607. 588
  2608. 00:43:02,407 --> 00:43:03,270
  2609. - Ah, I love you.
  2610.  
  2611. 589
  2612. 00:43:03,270 --> 00:43:04,202
  2613. - You suck.
  2614.  
  2615. 590
  2616. 00:43:08,206 --> 00:43:09,310
  2617. What is this?
  2618.  
  2619. 591
  2620. 00:43:47,763 --> 00:43:48,626
  2621. - Hey.
  2622.  
  2623. 592
  2624. 00:43:49,730 --> 00:43:51,007
  2625. Hey.
  2626.  
  2627. 593
  2628. 00:43:51,007 --> 00:43:52,837
  2629. I've been here before.
  2630.  
  2631. 594
  2632. 00:43:56,944 --> 00:43:57,773
  2633. Come on.
  2634.  
  2635. 595
  2636. 00:43:59,913 --> 00:44:03,261
  2637. I think I've definitely
  2638. been here before.
  2639.  
  2640. 596
  2641. 00:44:29,356 --> 00:44:31,289
  2642. Are you somebody's dad?
  2643.  
  2644. 597
  2645. 00:44:32,186 --> 00:44:33,015
  2646. - No.
  2647.  
  2648. 598
  2649. 00:44:34,188 --> 00:44:36,052
  2650. What made you think of that?
  2651.  
  2652. 599
  2653. 00:44:36,052 --> 00:44:37,916
  2654. - I don't know.
  2655.  
  2656. 600
  2657. 00:44:37,916 --> 00:44:41,023
  2658. You're like kind of dad-like.
  2659.  
  2660. 601
  2661. 00:44:41,023 --> 00:44:43,784
  2662. You got like a
  2663. dad vibe going on.
  2664.  
  2665. 602
  2666. 00:44:46,545 --> 00:44:49,997
  2667. - Is that your way
  2668. of saying I look old?
  2669.  
  2670. 603
  2671. 00:44:49,997 --> 00:44:51,481
  2672. - Older.
  2673.  
  2674. 604
  2675. 00:44:51,481 --> 00:44:52,310
  2676. - Hm.
  2677.  
  2678. 605
  2679. 00:44:53,380 --> 00:44:54,484
  2680. Are you someone's mom?
  2681.  
  2682. 606
  2683. 00:44:54,484 --> 00:44:57,867
  2684. - That's funny.
  2685.  
  2686. 607
  2687. 00:45:01,664 --> 00:45:03,079
  2688. I had a dad once.
  2689.  
  2690. 608
  2691. 00:45:04,011 --> 00:45:05,633
  2692. He was a funny man.
  2693.  
  2694. 609
  2695. 00:45:07,014 --> 00:45:08,360
  2696. - He a comedian?
  2697.  
  2698. 610
  2699. 00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:10,742
  2700. - Mm-hm, he's a local legend.
  2701.  
  2702. 611
  2703. 00:45:12,675 --> 00:45:15,367
  2704. - Like father, like daughter.
  2705.  
  2706. 612
  2707. 00:45:15,367 --> 00:45:17,024
  2708. - Yeah.
  2709.  
  2710. 613
  2711. 00:45:17,024 --> 00:45:19,924
  2712. I'm probably gonna
  2713. make it past 36.
  2714.  
  2715. 614
  2716. 00:45:26,033 --> 00:45:30,210
  2717. I'm sorry, I don't know
  2718. why I'm talking about this.
  2719.  
  2720. 615
  2721. 00:45:38,459 --> 00:45:40,323
  2722. - Do you wanna get outta here?
  2723.  
  2724. 616
  2725. 00:45:40,323 --> 00:45:41,152
  2726. - Yeah.
  2727.  
  2728. 617
  2729. 00:46:07,626 --> 00:46:08,766
  2730. Um, I'm sorry.
  2731.  
  2732. 618
  2733. 00:46:11,251 --> 00:46:12,252
  2734. - It's okay.
  2735.  
  2736. 619
  2737. 00:46:14,081 --> 00:46:15,358
  2738. I'm sorry, too.
  2739.  
  2740. 620
  2741. 00:46:28,371 --> 00:46:29,614
  2742. - What?
  2743.  
  2744. 621
  2745. 00:46:29,614 --> 00:46:30,788
  2746. - So you blew off the
  2747. rest of our wedding
  2748.  
  2749. 622
  2750. 00:46:30,788 --> 00:46:33,756
  2751. to stand in the dark
  2752. being held by some guy?
  2753.  
  2754. 623
  2755. 00:46:33,756 --> 00:46:35,793
  2756. - It was actually kind of nice.
  2757.  
  2758. 624
  2759. 00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:38,381
  2760. And you know, I didn't blow
  2761. you guys off or anything.
  2762.  
  2763. 625
  2764. 00:46:38,381 --> 00:46:39,658
  2765. - But nothing
  2766. else happened?
  2767.  
  2768. 626
  2769. 00:46:39,658 --> 00:46:41,177
  2770. - Nope.
  2771.  
  2772. 627
  2773. 00:46:41,177 --> 00:46:44,008
  2774. We just stood there for a while,
  2775.  
  2776. 628
  2777. 00:46:44,008 --> 00:46:46,734
  2778. and then he made up
  2779. a bed on the couch,
  2780.  
  2781. 629
  2782. 00:46:46,734 --> 00:46:48,806
  2783. and I fell asleep on him.
  2784.  
  2785. 630
  2786. 00:46:49,910 --> 00:46:50,842
  2787. - Who is this guy?
  2788.  
  2789. 631
  2790. 00:46:50,842 --> 00:46:52,119
  2791. - Are you gonna see him again?
  2792.  
  2793. 632
  2794. 00:46:52,119 --> 00:46:53,949
  2795. - I don't know, I
  2796. don't know, maybe.
  2797.  
  2798. 633
  2799. 00:46:53,949 --> 00:46:55,226
  2800. - I don't like it.
  2801.  
  2802. 634
  2803. 00:46:55,226 --> 00:46:56,779
  2804. This has bad ending
  2805. written all over it.
  2806.  
  2807. 635
  2808. 00:46:56,779 --> 00:46:59,782
  2809. - Thank you for that
  2810. vote of confidence, Kyle.
  2811.  
  2812. 636
  2813. 00:46:59,782 --> 00:47:00,714
  2814. - Anytime.
  2815.  
  2816. 637
  2817. 00:47:00,714 --> 00:47:02,820
  2818. - I think it's super sweet.
  2819.  
  2820. 638
  2821. 00:48:04,329 --> 00:48:05,434
  2822. - Ali!
  2823.  
  2824. 639
  2825. 00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:07,988
  2826. Ali!
  2827.  
  2828. 640
  2829. 00:48:09,748 --> 00:48:12,303
  2830. Can you come down here, please?
  2831.  
  2832. 641
  2833. 00:48:14,236 --> 00:48:16,583
  2834. - How the fuck did she know?
  2835.  
  2836. 642
  2837. 00:48:23,245 --> 00:48:24,073
  2838. - Yes?
  2839.  
  2840. 643
  2841. 00:48:25,557 --> 00:48:29,251
  2842. - Go into the desk in the
  2843. hallway and get me a pen.
  2844.  
  2845. 644
  2846. 00:48:32,288 --> 00:48:34,187
  2847. - You called me
  2848. down here for a pen?
  2849.  
  2850. 645
  2851. 00:48:34,187 --> 00:48:36,914
  2852. - I seem to
  2853. have run out of ink.
  2854.  
  2855. 646
  2856. 00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:40,020
  2857. - Well why can't
  2858. you get it yourself?
  2859.  
  2860. 647
  2861. 00:48:46,751 --> 00:48:47,579
  2862. Right.
  2863.  
  2864. 648
  2865. 00:49:16,436 --> 00:49:19,887
  2866. - My, my, what an
  2867. attitude we have today.
  2868.  
  2869. 649
  2870. 00:49:23,167 --> 00:49:24,754
  2871. - What's your deal?
  2872.  
  2873. 650
  2874. 00:49:25,928 --> 00:49:27,274
  2875. - My deal?
  2876.  
  2877. 651
  2878. 00:49:27,274 --> 00:49:28,689
  2879. - Yeah.
  2880.  
  2881. 652
  2882. 00:49:28,689 --> 00:49:30,036
  2883. Why are you moving,
  2884. where are you going,
  2885.  
  2886. 653
  2887. 00:49:30,036 --> 00:49:32,417
  2888. were you living with someone?
  2889.  
  2890. 654
  2891. 00:49:32,417 --> 00:49:35,351
  2892. - How is any of
  2893. that your business?
  2894.  
  2895. 655
  2896. 00:49:38,561 --> 00:49:40,287
  2897. - And what's with the sandwich?
  2898.  
  2899. 656
  2900. 00:49:40,287 --> 00:49:42,082
  2901. - Oh, so now my
  2902. lunch offends you?
  2903.  
  2904. 657
  2905. 00:49:42,082 --> 00:49:43,946
  2906. - You never eat it.
  2907.  
  2908. 658
  2909. 00:49:43,946 --> 00:49:44,878
  2910. Every time I see you in here,
  2911.  
  2912. 659
  2913. 00:49:44,878 --> 00:49:46,914
  2914. you have an uneaten sandwich.
  2915.  
  2916. 660
  2917. 00:49:46,914 --> 00:49:48,916
  2918. What, just what is that?
  2919.  
  2920. 661
  2921. 00:49:51,091 --> 00:49:52,403
  2922. - Is there a specific reason
  2923.  
  2924. 662
  2925. 00:49:52,403 --> 00:49:54,646
  2926. why you're behaving like this,
  2927.  
  2928. 663
  2929. 00:49:54,646 --> 00:49:58,996
  2930. or is this some kind
  2931. of a nervous breakdown?
  2932.  
  2933. 664
  2934. 00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:01,964
  2935. - Lady, you've done nothing
  2936. but say nasty shit to me
  2937.  
  2938. 665
  2939. 00:50:01,964 --> 00:50:04,277
  2940. since I walked in this
  2941. house, and I deal with it
  2942.  
  2943. 666
  2944. 00:50:04,277 --> 00:50:06,693
  2945. because I need the job,
  2946. and you deal with it
  2947.  
  2948. 667
  2949. 00:50:06,693 --> 00:50:08,005
  2950. because it would
  2951. be to inconvenient
  2952.  
  2953. 668
  2954. 00:50:08,005 --> 00:50:09,661
  2955. to hire someone else
  2956. and start all over,
  2957.  
  2958. 669
  2959. 00:50:09,661 --> 00:50:11,042
  2960. and you don't strike me
  2961.  
  2962. 670
  2963. 00:50:11,042 --> 00:50:13,044
  2964. as someone who deals
  2965. well with inconvenience,
  2966.  
  2967. 671
  2968. 00:50:13,044 --> 00:50:16,565
  2969. so enlighten me, what's
  2970. with the sandwich?
  2971.  
  2972. 672
  2973. 00:50:19,361 --> 00:50:20,948
  2974. - Did you finish my book yet?
  2975.  
  2976. 673
  2977. 00:50:20,948 --> 00:50:21,777
  2978. - Oh god.
  2979.  
  2980. 674
  2981. 00:50:29,095 --> 00:50:33,271
  2982. - My husband used to have a
  2983. sandwich for lunch every day.
  2984.  
  2985. 675
  2986. 00:50:34,479 --> 00:50:35,791
  2987. - So is he--
  2988.  
  2989. 676
  2990. 00:50:35,791 --> 00:50:37,379
  2991. - Dead?
  2992.  
  2993. 677
  2994. 00:50:37,379 --> 00:50:39,312
  2995. Oh no, very much alive.
  2996.  
  2997. 678
  2998. 00:50:41,072 --> 00:50:43,592
  2999. I'm not a fan of new routines.
  3000.  
  3001. 679
  3002. 00:50:46,319 --> 00:50:49,563
  3003. Have your teachers
  3004. made you funny, yet?
  3005.  
  3006. 680
  3007. 00:50:53,188 --> 00:50:54,879
  3008. - I'm working on it.
  3009.  
  3010. 681
  3011. 00:50:56,881 --> 00:51:00,505
  3012. - Well, I'm looking
  3013. forward to the progress.
  3014.  
  3015. 682
  3016. 00:51:10,860 --> 00:51:12,103
  3017. - I'm just gonna keep on
  3018. coming back to that show.
  3019.  
  3020. 683
  3021. 00:51:12,103 --> 00:51:13,898
  3022. Even if I don't have to
  3023. bring my stubs to class,
  3024.  
  3025. 684
  3026. 00:51:13,898 --> 00:51:16,659
  3027. I'm going to see
  3028. that show every week.
  3029.  
  3030. 685
  3031. 00:51:16,659 --> 00:51:18,144
  3032. - Well they have
  3033. different people there--
  3034.  
  3035. 686
  3036. 00:51:18,144 --> 00:51:19,076
  3037. - I thought it was once
  3038. a month, or once a week--
  3039.  
  3040. 687
  3041. 00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:22,113
  3042. - Yeah, the company rotates.
  3043.  
  3044. 688
  3045. 00:51:22,113 --> 00:51:23,252
  3046. - Oh--
  3047. - The company rotates
  3048.  
  3049. 689
  3050. 00:51:23,252 --> 00:51:24,633
  3051. so it has improvisors
  3052. once a month,
  3053.  
  3054. 690
  3055. 00:51:24,633 --> 00:51:26,083
  3056. it's very confusing.
  3057.  
  3058. 691
  3059. 00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:27,084
  3060. - Some of those
  3061. guys, I think, do stand up too.
  3062.  
  3063. 692
  3064. 00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:28,085
  3065. - Do they?
  3066.  
  3067. 693
  3068. 00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:29,741
  3069. - I think so.
  3070.  
  3071. 694
  3072. 00:51:29,741 --> 00:51:31,640
  3073. There is, like other than the
  3074. video we saw before we went,
  3075.  
  3076. 695
  3077. 00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:32,917
  3078. I can't find.
  3079.  
  3080. 696
  3081. 00:51:32,917 --> 00:51:34,125
  3082. I'll look for like
  3083. individual things.
  3084.  
  3085. 697
  3086. 00:51:38,164 --> 00:51:40,442
  3087. - All right, you all had
  3088. an assignment last week
  3089.  
  3090. 698
  3091. 00:51:40,442 --> 00:51:41,926
  3092. to go see a comedy show,
  3093.  
  3094. 699
  3095. 00:51:41,926 --> 00:51:43,686
  3096. and I asked you to
  3097. bring in your tickets,
  3098.  
  3099. 700
  3100. 00:51:43,686 --> 00:51:46,241
  3101. so please bring up your
  3102. tickets, tickets please.
  3103.  
  3104. 701
  3105. 00:51:46,241 --> 00:51:47,587
  3106. Tickets, please.
  3107.  
  3108. 702
  3109. 00:51:50,900 --> 00:51:51,729
  3110. Thanks.
  3111.  
  3112. 703
  3113. 00:51:52,695 --> 00:51:54,111
  3114. Thank you.
  3115.  
  3116. 704
  3117. 00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:54,939
  3118. Thank you.
  3119.  
  3120. 705
  3121. 00:51:57,424 --> 00:51:58,943
  3122. All right, thanks.
  3123.  
  3124. 706
  3125. 00:52:05,950 --> 00:52:06,778
  3126. Ali?
  3127.  
  3128. 707
  3129. 00:52:08,159 --> 00:52:09,022
  3130. - Yes?
  3131.  
  3132. 708
  3133. 00:52:09,954 --> 00:52:11,438
  3134. - Do you have your ticket?
  3135.  
  3136. 709
  3137. 00:52:11,438 --> 00:52:12,646
  3138. - Um, no.
  3139.  
  3140. 710
  3141. 00:52:12,646 --> 00:52:13,475
  3142. I lost it.
  3143.  
  3144. 711
  3145. 00:52:17,272 --> 00:52:18,445
  3146. - You lost it.
  3147.  
  3148. 712
  3149. 00:52:21,310 --> 00:52:23,243
  3150. Well, what did you see?
  3151.  
  3152. 713
  3153. 00:52:24,727 --> 00:52:26,557
  3154. - I saw the Bomb Show.
  3155.  
  3156. 714
  3157. 00:52:29,111 --> 00:52:31,044
  3158. - The Bomb Show, right.
  3159.  
  3160. 715
  3161. 00:52:31,976 --> 00:52:32,908
  3162. How was it?
  3163.  
  3164. 716
  3165. 00:52:34,737 --> 00:52:36,325
  3166. - It was explosive.
  3167.  
  3168. 717
  3169. 00:52:39,915 --> 00:52:41,399
  3170. - Glad to hear it.
  3171.  
  3172. 718
  3173. 00:52:45,507 --> 00:52:49,959
  3174. And when you find your
  3175. ticket, you can come back.
  3176.  
  3177. 719
  3178. 00:52:49,959 --> 00:52:52,030
  3179. And tell us all about it.
  3180.  
  3181. 720
  3182. 00:52:54,378 --> 00:52:56,725
  3183. - Are you kidding me?
  3184.  
  3185. 721
  3186. 00:52:56,725 --> 00:52:59,659
  3187. - If I was kidding,
  3188. you would know.
  3189.  
  3190. 722
  3191. 00:53:53,264 --> 00:53:54,783
  3192. - Hi.
  3193.  
  3194. 723
  3195. 00:53:54,783 --> 00:53:56,440
  3196. Is this a good time?
  3197.  
  3198. 724
  3199. 00:53:59,926 --> 00:54:01,341
  3200. To your rehearsal.
  3201.  
  3202. 725
  3203. 00:54:06,035 --> 00:54:08,245
  3204. Oh okay, where should I go?
  3205.  
  3206. 726
  3207. 00:54:31,233 --> 00:54:32,441
  3208. - See you guys.
  3209.  
  3210. 727
  3211. 00:54:47,663 --> 00:54:50,079
  3212. Oh-ho-ho, my audience of one.
  3213.  
  3214. 728
  3215. 00:54:51,460 --> 00:54:54,118
  3216. - You know, I had assumed
  3217. you played the guitar.
  3218.  
  3219. 729
  3220. 00:54:54,118 --> 00:54:56,948
  3221. - Yeah well,
  3222. assumption is a trap.
  3223.  
  3224. 730
  3225. 00:55:00,227 --> 00:55:01,988
  3226. I also do play guitar.
  3227.  
  3228. 731
  3229. 00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:04,301
  3230. - I knew it.
  3231.  
  3232. 732
  3233. 00:55:12,895 --> 00:55:15,726
  3234. Why did you move to Boston?
  3235.  
  3236. 733
  3237. 00:55:15,726 --> 00:55:17,486
  3238. - I like the winters.
  3239.  
  3240. 734
  3241. 00:55:18,522 --> 00:55:21,041
  3242. - Nobody likes the winters.
  3243.  
  3244. 735
  3245. 00:55:21,041 --> 00:55:23,320
  3246. Even the Eskimos are lying.
  3247.  
  3248. 736
  3249. 00:55:24,769 --> 00:55:28,877
  3250. - Spot opened up to play, and
  3251. I needed a change of scenery.
  3252.  
  3253. 737
  3254. 00:55:32,087 --> 00:55:32,915
  3255. - Boring.
  3256.  
  3257. 738
  3258. 00:55:33,951 --> 00:55:36,125
  3259. - Sorry to disappoint you.
  3260.  
  3261. 739
  3262. 00:55:38,231 --> 00:55:40,440
  3263. - I'll find a way to go on.
  3264.  
  3265. 740
  3266. 00:55:42,925 --> 00:55:45,065
  3267. - So tell me your jokes.
  3268.  
  3269. 741
  3270. 00:55:45,065 --> 00:55:46,653
  3271. - My jokes?
  3272.  
  3273. 742
  3274. 00:55:46,653 --> 00:55:48,966
  3275. - Yeah, your act or whatever
  3276. you like to call it.
  3277.  
  3278. 743
  3279. 00:55:48,966 --> 00:55:49,794
  3280. - Ooh, no.
  3281.  
  3282. 744
  3283. 00:55:50,933 --> 00:55:52,521
  3284. Cardinal sin, dude.
  3285.  
  3286. 745
  3287. 00:55:53,557 --> 00:55:54,385
  3288. It's like.
  3289.  
  3290. 746
  3291. 00:55:56,422 --> 00:55:57,699
  3292. You can't ask that,
  3293.  
  3294. 747
  3295. 00:55:57,699 --> 00:56:01,323
  3296. it'd be like me asking
  3297. you to play right now.
  3298.  
  3299. 748
  3300. 00:56:01,323 --> 00:56:03,912
  3301. - I got no problem with that.
  3302.  
  3303. 749
  3304. 00:56:03,912 --> 00:56:05,569
  3305. - Fine, bad example.
  3306.  
  3307. 750
  3308. 00:56:16,959 --> 00:56:18,375
  3309. - See?
  3310.  
  3311. 751
  3312. 00:56:18,375 --> 00:56:20,515
  3313. Now I'm a proper audience.
  3314.  
  3315. 752
  3316. 00:56:23,138 --> 00:56:24,519
  3317. - Okay, well it doesn't.
  3318.  
  3319. 753
  3320. 00:56:24,519 --> 00:56:26,659
  3321. I can't just do it, it
  3322. doesn't work like that.
  3323.  
  3324. 754
  3325. 00:56:26,659 --> 00:56:29,213
  3326. - Well how does it work?
  3327.  
  3328. 755
  3329. 00:56:29,213 --> 00:56:31,146
  3330. - Why are you so
  3331. on me about this?
  3332.  
  3333. 756
  3334. 00:56:31,146 --> 00:56:33,942
  3335. - Why are you so defensive?
  3336.  
  3337. 757
  3338. 00:56:33,942 --> 00:56:35,668
  3339. - Okay.
  3340.  
  3341. 758
  3342. 00:56:35,668 --> 00:56:37,290
  3343. - Aw come on, you're
  3344. that easily upset?
  3345.  
  3346. 759
  3347. 00:56:37,290 --> 00:56:38,602
  3348. - I'm not upset.
  3349.  
  3350. 760
  3351. 00:56:42,847 --> 00:56:44,608
  3352. - Have you ever done it?
  3353.  
  3354. 761
  3355. 00:56:44,608 --> 00:56:46,230
  3356. - Done what?
  3357.  
  3358. 762
  3359. 00:56:46,230 --> 00:56:48,888
  3360. - Stood up on stage and perform?
  3361.  
  3362. 763
  3363. 00:56:57,414 --> 00:56:58,276
  3364. - No.
  3365.  
  3366. 764
  3367. 00:57:03,834 --> 00:57:04,938
  3368. - Stay there.
  3369.  
  3370. 765
  3371. 00:57:11,186 --> 00:57:13,360
  3372. See, now you're not alone.
  3373.  
  3374. 766
  3375. 00:57:15,293 --> 00:57:16,363
  3376. - Very funny.
  3377.  
  3378. 767
  3379. 00:57:19,574 --> 00:57:21,507
  3380. - What are you afraid of?
  3381.  
  3382. 768
  3383. 00:57:21,507 --> 00:57:23,923
  3384. - I'm not afraid of anything.
  3385.  
  3386. 769
  3387. 00:57:25,372 --> 00:57:26,857
  3388. - Now who's lying?
  3389.  
  3390. 770
  3391. 00:57:56,956 --> 00:57:58,613
  3392. You look miles away.
  3393.  
  3394. 771
  3395. 00:58:04,411 --> 00:58:06,413
  3396. Can I ask you something?
  3397.  
  3398. 772
  3399. 00:58:08,485 --> 00:58:10,245
  3400. If going up on stage
  3401. is so hard for you,
  3402.  
  3403. 773
  3404. 00:58:10,245 --> 00:58:12,178
  3405. why do you wanna do it?
  3406.  
  3407. 774
  3408. 00:58:16,769 --> 00:58:19,634
  3409. - I don't think I
  3410. know anything else.
  3411.  
  3412. 775
  3413. 00:58:19,634 --> 00:58:23,085
  3414. - 'Cause of
  3415. your dad or something?
  3416.  
  3417. 776
  3418. 00:58:24,570 --> 00:58:27,089
  3419. - My mom says I look like him.
  3420.  
  3421. 777
  3422. 00:58:28,470 --> 00:58:29,609
  3423. It's the eyes.
  3424.  
  3425. 778
  3426. 00:58:31,646 --> 00:58:33,510
  3427. We have the same eyes.
  3428.  
  3429. 779
  3430. 00:58:35,719 --> 00:58:37,997
  3431. - Was she a comedian?
  3432.  
  3433. 780
  3434. 00:58:37,997 --> 00:58:39,239
  3435. - No.
  3436.  
  3437. 781
  3438. 00:58:39,239 --> 00:58:42,001
  3439. No, my mom was a
  3440. cocktail waitress.
  3441.  
  3442. 782
  3443. 00:58:43,209 --> 00:58:44,486
  3444. Guess how they met?
  3445.  
  3446. 783
  3447. 00:58:44,486 --> 00:58:45,901
  3448. - That old chestnut.
  3449.  
  3450. 784
  3451. 00:58:45,901 --> 00:58:46,730
  3452. - And how.
  3453.  
  3454. 785
  3455. 00:58:47,972 --> 00:58:50,147
  3456. What are you parents like?
  3457.  
  3458. 786
  3459. 00:58:51,528 --> 00:58:53,875
  3460. - What were my parents like?
  3461.  
  3462. 787
  3463. 00:58:57,326 --> 00:59:01,261
  3464. My father was also
  3465. a musician, trumpet.
  3466.  
  3467. 788
  3468. 00:59:01,261 --> 00:59:02,918
  3469. He taught, he wrote.
  3470.  
  3471. 789
  3472. 00:59:04,092 --> 00:59:07,405
  3473. I think a little part
  3474. of him was tortured.
  3475.  
  3476. 790
  3477. 00:59:12,928 --> 00:59:15,759
  3478. And my mom left when I was six,
  3479.  
  3480. 791
  3481. 00:59:15,759 --> 00:59:17,830
  3482. so I never really
  3483. got to know her.
  3484.  
  3485. 792
  3486. 00:59:17,830 --> 00:59:18,762
  3487. - She left?
  3488.  
  3489. 793
  3490. 00:59:19,659 --> 00:59:20,522
  3491. - Mm-hm.
  3492.  
  3493. 794
  3494. 00:59:22,317 --> 00:59:24,284
  3495. She said she was gonna
  3496. do some shopping,
  3497.  
  3498. 795
  3499. 00:59:24,284 --> 00:59:26,286
  3500. and she never came back.
  3501.  
  3502. 796
  3503. 00:59:27,598 --> 00:59:29,048
  3504. - Where'd she go?
  3505.  
  3506. 797
  3507. 00:59:30,843 --> 00:59:32,120
  3508. - I don't know.
  3509.  
  3510. 798
  3511. 00:59:34,260 --> 00:59:36,434
  3512. I spent a long, long
  3513. time looking for her,
  3514.  
  3515. 799
  3516. 00:59:36,434 --> 00:59:40,162
  3517. and trying to figure
  3518. out why she left.
  3519.  
  3520. 800
  3521. 00:59:40,162 --> 00:59:42,579
  3522. I needed an answer,
  3523. but over time,
  3524.  
  3525. 801
  3526. 00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:46,721
  3527. I found out that sometimes
  3528. no answer is an answer.
  3529.  
  3530. 802
  3531. 00:59:49,551 --> 00:59:51,380
  3532. - I fucking hate that.
  3533.  
  3534. 803
  3535. 00:59:52,623 --> 00:59:54,798
  3536. No answer is just selfish.
  3537.  
  3538. 804
  3539. 01:00:10,020 --> 01:00:11,953
  3540. - So is Ali a nickname?
  3541.  
  3542. 805
  3543. 01:00:12,988 --> 01:00:15,266
  3544. Can I get the full version?
  3545.  
  3546. 806
  3547. 01:00:16,509 --> 01:00:17,337
  3548. - Alma.
  3549.  
  3550. 807
  3551. 01:00:19,029 --> 01:00:22,929
  3552. - You don't usually
  3553. get Ali from Alma.
  3554.  
  3555. 808
  3556. 01:00:22,929 --> 01:00:25,622
  3557. - You don't usually get an Alma.
  3558.  
  3559. 809
  3560. 01:00:29,591 --> 01:00:32,836
  3561. - I like it, it's
  3562. pretty, it suits you.
  3563.  
  3564. 810
  3565. 01:00:34,631 --> 01:00:37,288
  3566. - Maybe I don't wanna be pretty.
  3567.  
  3568. 811
  3569. 01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:23,307
  3570. You had a lot of adventures.
  3571.  
  3572. 812
  3573. 01:04:24,930 --> 01:04:25,792
  3574. - Pardon?
  3575.  
  3576. 813
  3577. 01:04:26,863 --> 01:04:29,003
  3578. - I saw your photo albums.
  3579.  
  3580. 814
  3581. 01:04:31,281 --> 01:04:33,179
  3582. - That was nosy of you.
  3583.  
  3584. 815
  3585. 01:04:36,148 --> 01:04:39,047
  3586. - You seemed really
  3587. happy in the photos.
  3588.  
  3589. 816
  3590. 01:04:39,047 --> 01:04:40,738
  3591. - Yes, I did.
  3592.  
  3593. 817
  3594. 01:04:43,224 --> 01:04:46,054
  3595. - Saying you weren't
  3596. really happy?
  3597.  
  3598. 818
  3599. 01:04:47,573 --> 01:04:51,853
  3600. - You were looking at the
  3601. photos, what do you think?
  3602.  
  3603. 819
  3604. 01:04:51,853 --> 01:04:53,406
  3605. - I think you were.
  3606.  
  3607. 820
  3608. 01:04:54,821 --> 01:04:57,410
  3609. You just don't want to
  3610. admit it to yourself.
  3611.  
  3612. 821
  3613. 01:04:57,410 --> 01:04:58,929
  3614. - Oh?
  3615.  
  3616. 822
  3617. 01:04:58,929 --> 01:04:59,792
  3618. - Mm-hm.
  3619.  
  3620. 823
  3621. 01:05:04,210 --> 01:05:07,386
  3622. - I was happy in
  3623. many of those photos.
  3624.  
  3625. 824
  3626. 01:05:08,559 --> 01:05:12,943
  3627. But often, I was lonely
  3628. and sad in them, too.
  3629.  
  3630. 825
  3631. 01:05:12,943 --> 01:05:16,636
  3632. I like to think I had a
  3633. good picture-taking face.
  3634.  
  3635. 826
  3636. 01:05:16,636 --> 01:05:19,122
  3637. I was good at taking pictures.
  3638.  
  3639. 827
  3640. 01:05:21,331 --> 01:05:23,505
  3641. Why do you wanna be funny?
  3642.  
  3643. 828
  3644. 01:05:24,610 --> 01:05:26,508
  3645. - I can't help what I am.
  3646.  
  3647. 829
  3648. 01:05:26,508 --> 01:05:28,510
  3649. - What you are is cocky.
  3650.  
  3651. 830
  3652. 01:05:33,377 --> 01:05:34,206
  3653. - My dad.
  3654.  
  3655. 831
  3656. 01:05:35,655 --> 01:05:38,072
  3657. My dad was a comedian.
  3658.  
  3659. 832
  3660. 01:05:38,072 --> 01:05:39,418
  3661. - Was?
  3662.  
  3663. 833
  3664. 01:05:39,418 --> 01:05:40,315
  3665. - Dead.
  3666.  
  3667. 834
  3668. 01:05:40,315 --> 01:05:41,972
  3669. - Ooh, sorry.
  3670.  
  3671. 835
  3672. 01:05:41,972 --> 01:05:43,215
  3673. - It's a long time ago.
  3674.  
  3675. 836
  3676. 01:05:43,215 --> 01:05:46,114
  3677. - And you take after him?
  3678.  
  3679. 837
  3680. 01:05:46,114 --> 01:05:46,943
  3681. - I guess.
  3682.  
  3683. 838
  3684. 01:05:46,943 --> 01:05:48,116
  3685. - Not your mother.
  3686.  
  3687. 839
  3688. 01:05:48,116 --> 01:05:50,705
  3689. - No, not at all.
  3690.  
  3691. 840
  3692. 01:05:50,705 --> 01:05:53,604
  3693. - You don't like her.
  3694.  
  3695. 841
  3696. 01:05:53,604 --> 01:05:55,537
  3697. - I can't relate to her.
  3698.  
  3699. 842
  3700. 01:05:55,537 --> 01:05:57,954
  3701. She doesn't make
  3702. any sense to me.
  3703.  
  3704. 843
  3705. 01:05:57,954 --> 01:06:00,887
  3706. It's like we're two
  3707. different animals.
  3708.  
  3709. 844
  3710. 01:06:00,887 --> 01:06:02,096
  3711. - That must've been difficult
  3712.  
  3713. 845
  3714. 01:06:02,096 --> 01:06:05,720
  3715. growing up with a mother
  3716. you don't understand.
  3717.  
  3718. 846
  3719. 01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:07,618
  3720. - Well I didn't say I
  3721. don't understand her.
  3722.  
  3723. 847
  3724. 01:06:07,618 --> 01:06:09,034
  3725. - You didn't have to.
  3726.  
  3727. 848
  3728. 01:06:09,034 --> 01:06:12,209
  3729. Never underestimate
  3730. the power mothers have
  3731.  
  3732. 849
  3733. 01:06:12,209 --> 01:06:14,556
  3734. over their children's lives.
  3735.  
  3736. 850
  3737. 01:06:16,558 --> 01:06:20,735
  3738. - My mother really had much
  3739. power, so I think I'm good.
  3740.  
  3741. 851
  3742. 01:06:21,978 --> 01:06:23,807
  3743. - Hm, maybe that's it, then.
  3744.  
  3745. 852
  3746. 01:06:23,807 --> 01:06:26,844
  3747. Maybe that's what scares you.
  3748.  
  3749. 853
  3750. 01:06:26,844 --> 01:06:28,881
  3751. - You think I'm scared
  3752. of becoming my mother?
  3753.  
  3754. 854
  3755. 01:06:28,881 --> 01:06:33,161
  3756. - No, I think you're scared
  3757. because you know you won't.
  3758.  
  3759. 855
  3760. 01:06:33,161 --> 01:06:35,612
  3761. You're gonna be a woman who
  3762. was nothing like her mother,
  3763.  
  3764. 856
  3765. 01:06:35,612 --> 01:06:37,476
  3766. and that just means that
  3767. everything about adulthood
  3768.  
  3769. 857
  3770. 01:06:37,476 --> 01:06:38,649
  3771. is an unknown.
  3772.  
  3773. 858
  3774. 01:06:40,099 --> 01:06:41,238
  3775. You didn't see an example of it
  3776.  
  3777. 859
  3778. 01:06:41,238 --> 01:06:43,171
  3779. that looked or felt like you,
  3780.  
  3781. 860
  3782. 01:06:43,171 --> 01:06:47,762
  3783. and that means you're doing
  3784. everything yourself, first hand.
  3785.  
  3786. 861
  3787. 01:06:47,762 --> 01:06:50,627
  3788. You're re-learning what
  3789. it means to be female
  3790.  
  3791. 862
  3792. 01:06:50,627 --> 01:06:55,011
  3793. because you couldn't be like
  3794. the person presented to you.
  3795.  
  3796. 863
  3797. 01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:56,495
  3798. You want to be like your father,
  3799.  
  3800. 864
  3801. 01:06:56,495 --> 01:06:59,636
  3802. but you can't be your father
  3803. because you're not a man.
  3804.  
  3805. 865
  3806. 01:06:59,636 --> 01:07:01,500
  3807. That's what scares you.
  3808.  
  3809. 866
  3810. 01:07:02,949 --> 01:07:04,365
  3811. - It's bullshit.
  3812.  
  3813. 867
  3814. 01:07:04,365 --> 01:07:05,676
  3815. You know, I'm just
  3816. taking my check.
  3817.  
  3818. 868
  3819. 01:07:05,676 --> 01:07:08,334
  3820. - Oh, so it's okay
  3821. to dig into my life,
  3822.  
  3823. 869
  3824. 01:07:08,334 --> 01:07:11,682
  3825. but you know, we touch on
  3826. yours, and someone gets mad.
  3827.  
  3828. 870
  3829. 01:07:11,682 --> 01:07:13,029
  3830. - Sorry I asked.
  3831.  
  3832. 871
  3833. 01:07:21,382 --> 01:07:23,280
  3834. - What's good, mama?
  3835.  
  3836. 872
  3837. 01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:24,488
  3838. - If I hear this
  3839. act one more time,
  3840.  
  3841. 873
  3842. 01:07:24,488 --> 01:07:26,766
  3843. I'm gonna blow my
  3844. brains out, so that's.
  3845.  
  3846. 874
  3847. 01:07:26,766 --> 01:07:28,665
  3848. - I've got a surprise for you.
  3849.  
  3850. 875
  3851. 01:07:28,665 --> 01:07:29,907
  3852. - I'm not in the mood.
  3853.  
  3854. 876
  3855. 01:07:29,907 --> 01:07:33,221
  3856. - Trust me, you're
  3857. gonna wanna see this.
  3858.  
  3859. 877
  3860. 01:07:44,094 --> 01:07:46,510
  3861. - What am I looking at?
  3862.  
  3863. 878
  3864. 01:07:46,510 --> 01:07:48,788
  3865. - That's Joan's ex-husband.
  3866.  
  3867. 879
  3868. 01:07:49,720 --> 01:07:51,584
  3869. - What, where?
  3870.  
  3871. 880
  3872. 01:07:51,584 --> 01:07:54,415
  3873. - And that lady
  3874. is their neighbor.
  3875.  
  3876. 881
  3877. 01:07:55,450 --> 01:07:57,038
  3878. - No shit.
  3879.  
  3880. 882
  3881. 01:07:57,038 --> 01:07:58,212
  3882. - Insane, right?
  3883.  
  3884. 883
  3885. 01:07:58,212 --> 01:08:01,249
  3886. Left her for the lady
  3887. across the street.
  3888.  
  3889. 884
  3890. 01:08:01,249 --> 01:08:03,355
  3891. - They live across the street?
  3892.  
  3893. 885
  3894. 01:08:03,355 --> 01:08:06,703
  3895. - Nah, they moved to some new
  3896. house in Concord or something,
  3897.  
  3898. 886
  3899. 01:08:06,703 --> 01:08:08,153
  3900. but it's rough.
  3901.  
  3902. 887
  3903. 01:08:08,153 --> 01:08:10,155
  3904. They were married for like
  3905. 35 years or something.
  3906.  
  3907. 888
  3908. 01:08:10,155 --> 01:08:12,433
  3909. And one day he just dipped.
  3910.  
  3911. 889
  3912. 01:08:17,334 --> 01:08:19,025
  3913. Where are you going?
  3914.  
  3915. 890
  3916. 01:09:35,205 --> 01:09:38,726
  3917. Hmm, well she's smart,
  3918. I'll give her that.
  3919.  
  3920. 891
  3921. 01:09:39,623 --> 01:09:41,004
  3922. - I think you're obsessed.
  3923.  
  3924. 892
  3925. 01:09:41,004 --> 01:09:42,316
  3926. - I'm not obsessed.
  3927.  
  3928. 893
  3929. 01:09:42,316 --> 01:09:44,214
  3930. - You read her
  3931. entire back catalog.
  3932.  
  3933. 894
  3934. 01:09:44,214 --> 01:09:45,457
  3935. - Well I just.
  3936.  
  3937. 895
  3938. 01:09:45,457 --> 01:09:46,872
  3939. I just want to know
  3940. what happened to her.
  3941.  
  3942. 896
  3943. 01:09:46,872 --> 01:09:48,770
  3944. I wanna know why she's so angry.
  3945.  
  3946. 897
  3947. 01:09:48,770 --> 01:09:50,013
  3948. - You're angry.
  3949.  
  3950. 898
  3951. 01:09:51,152 --> 01:09:52,360
  3952. - It's a different
  3953. kind of angry.
  3954.  
  3955. 899
  3956. 01:09:52,360 --> 01:09:53,568
  3957. - Hm.
  3958.  
  3959. 900
  3960. 01:09:53,568 --> 01:09:56,675
  3961. - She's so set in
  3962. her ways, she's just.
  3963.  
  3964. 901
  3965. 01:09:58,021 --> 01:09:59,264
  3966. She's not justified,
  3967.  
  3968. 902
  3969. 01:09:59,264 --> 01:10:00,403
  3970. she's already done all
  3971. the things in her life
  3972.  
  3973. 903
  3974. 01:10:00,403 --> 01:10:01,576
  3975. she wants to do.
  3976.  
  3977. 904
  3978. 01:10:01,576 --> 01:10:04,476
  3979. - She's got some years on you.
  3980.  
  3981. 905
  3982. 01:10:04,476 --> 01:10:05,304
  3983. - Yeah.
  3984.  
  3985. 906
  3986. 01:10:08,204 --> 01:10:10,102
  3987. You know what else I saw today?
  3988.  
  3989. 907
  3990. 01:10:10,102 --> 01:10:11,690
  3991. - What?
  3992.  
  3993. 908
  3994. 01:10:11,690 --> 01:10:15,418
  3995. - There's an open mic
  3996. night at the school,
  3997.  
  3998. 909
  3999. 01:10:15,418 --> 01:10:16,867
  4000. it's like a student thing.
  4001.  
  4002. 910
  4003. 01:10:16,867 --> 01:10:18,869
  4004. - Oh, daring to be bold.
  4005.  
  4006. 911
  4007. 01:10:20,146 --> 01:10:21,044
  4008. - Possibly.
  4009.  
  4010. 912
  4011. 01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:25,497
  4012. - And when is this
  4013. possible open mic?
  4014.  
  4015. 913
  4016. 01:10:25,497 --> 01:10:27,084
  4017. - Possibly next Thursday.
  4018.  
  4019. 914
  4020. 01:10:27,084 --> 01:10:29,259
  4021. - And what if I were to
  4022. possibly show up at this thing,
  4023.  
  4024. 915
  4025. 01:10:29,259 --> 01:10:32,883
  4026. would you find that
  4027. to be supportive?
  4028.  
  4029. 916
  4030. 01:10:32,883 --> 01:10:36,128
  4031. - Possibly.
  4032.  
  4033. 917
  4034. 01:10:40,822 --> 01:10:43,411
  4035. - Ah shit, I have a wedding.
  4036.  
  4037. 918
  4038. 01:10:43,411 --> 01:10:44,688
  4039. - On a Thursday?
  4040.  
  4041. 919
  4042. 01:10:44,688 --> 01:10:48,140
  4043. - Yeah, I don't book
  4044. 'em, I just play them.
  4045.  
  4046. 920
  4047. 01:10:49,521 --> 01:10:51,488
  4048. - It's okay, I wasn't
  4049. gonna do it anyway.
  4050.  
  4051. 921
  4052. 01:10:51,488 --> 01:10:52,972
  4053. It's just a dumb student thing.
  4054.  
  4055. 922
  4056. 01:10:52,972 --> 01:10:55,734
  4057. - No, but it's your
  4058. dumb student thing.
  4059.  
  4060. 923
  4061. 01:10:55,734 --> 01:10:56,700
  4062. - Thanks a bunch.
  4063.  
  4064. 924
  4065. 01:10:56,700 --> 01:10:58,046
  4066. - No, you know what I mean.
  4067.  
  4068. 925
  4069. 01:10:58,046 --> 01:10:59,565
  4070. I'll find a way to be there.
  4071.  
  4072. 926
  4073. 01:10:59,565 --> 01:11:00,808
  4074. - Come on, you
  4075. gotta get up there,
  4076.  
  4077. 927
  4078. 01:11:00,808 --> 01:11:01,809
  4079. you gotta show 'em
  4080. you got some moxie.
  4081.  
  4082. 928
  4083. 01:11:01,809 --> 01:11:03,293
  4084. - Moxie.
  4085.  
  4086. 929
  4087. 01:11:03,293 --> 01:11:05,261
  4088. Easy there, coach.
  4089.  
  4090. 930
  4091. 01:11:05,261 --> 01:11:06,710
  4092. - Yeah, well if you don't do it,
  4093.  
  4094. 931
  4095. 01:11:06,710 --> 01:11:09,092
  4096. I'm gonna give you shit
  4097. about it until you're dead.
  4098.  
  4099. 932
  4100. 01:11:09,092 --> 01:11:11,267
  4101. - Oh you're so loving.
  4102.  
  4103. 933
  4104. 01:11:11,267 --> 01:11:12,440
  4105. - Mm-hm.
  4106. - You're so kind, aw.
  4107.  
  4108. 934
  4109. 01:11:12,440 --> 01:11:14,062
  4110. - I'm a pusher man.
  4111.  
  4112. 935
  4113. 01:11:19,689 --> 01:11:21,691
  4114. - Top five, go.
  4115.  
  4116. 936
  4117. 01:11:21,691 --> 01:11:25,281
  4118. - Pryor, Hicks, Carlin,
  4119. Dangerfield, Lewis.
  4120.  
  4121. 937
  4122. 01:11:27,283 --> 01:11:29,285
  4123. - Fuck, Lewis, I
  4124. should've had him in mine.
  4125.  
  4126. 938
  4127. 01:11:29,285 --> 01:11:32,598
  4128. - All right, I'll give
  4129. you Dangerfield and Pryor,
  4130.  
  4131. 939
  4132. 01:11:32,598 --> 01:11:34,186
  4133. but you're missing
  4134. Eddie Murphy, man.
  4135.  
  4136. 940
  4137. 01:11:34,186 --> 01:11:36,464
  4138. - No wait, we're
  4139. doing pre-'86, right?
  4140.  
  4141. 941
  4142. 01:11:36,464 --> 01:11:37,603
  4143. - Eddie Murphy was pre-'86.
  4144.  
  4145. 942
  4146. 01:11:37,603 --> 01:11:39,053
  4147. - No.
  4148. - Yes.
  4149.  
  4150. 943
  4151. 01:11:39,053 --> 01:11:41,745
  4152. His first album, uh, Delirious.
  4153.  
  4154. 944
  4155. 01:11:41,745 --> 01:11:44,300
  4156. - Delirious, yeah, yeah.
  4157.  
  4158. 945
  4159. 01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:47,613
  4160. - Eddie Murphy,
  4161. 1983, read and weep.
  4162.  
  4163. 946
  4164. 01:11:47,613 --> 01:11:49,235
  4165. - Okay, I'm changing mine now.
  4166.  
  4167. 947
  4168. 01:11:49,235 --> 01:11:53,309
  4169. If we're doing pre-'86,
  4170. Adrian Herring.
  4171.  
  4172. 948
  4173. 01:11:53,309 --> 01:11:54,206
  4174. - Love him.
  4175.  
  4176. 949
  4177. 01:11:54,206 --> 01:11:55,690
  4178. - Who?
  4179.  
  4180. 950
  4181. 01:11:55,690 --> 01:11:56,657
  4182. - Adrian Herring.
  4183.  
  4184. 951
  4185. 01:11:56,657 --> 01:11:58,969
  4186. Seriously how do you not know?
  4187.  
  4188. 952
  4189. 01:11:58,969 --> 01:12:01,351
  4190. That guy was like the
  4191. comedy king of Boston.
  4192.  
  4193. 953
  4194. 01:12:01,351 --> 01:12:03,940
  4195. - That dude was the man.
  4196.  
  4197. 954
  4198. 01:12:03,940 --> 01:12:04,768
  4199. - RIP.
  4200.  
  4201. 955
  4202. 01:12:06,425 --> 01:12:08,324
  4203. - Didn't he die in a car
  4204. accident or something?
  4205.  
  4206. 956
  4207. 01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:09,325
  4208. - I'm lookin' it up.
  4209.  
  4210. 957
  4211. 01:12:09,325 --> 01:12:10,602
  4212. - No, I remember him now.
  4213.  
  4214. 958
  4215. 01:12:10,602 --> 01:12:11,982
  4216. He had cancer.
  4217.  
  4218. 959
  4219. 01:12:11,982 --> 01:12:13,605
  4220. - Heroin.
  4221.  
  4222. 960
  4223. 01:12:13,605 --> 01:12:15,641
  4224. - That's right, it
  4225. was a heroin overdose.
  4226.  
  4227. 961
  4228. 01:12:15,641 --> 01:12:18,334
  4229. This guy was a secret
  4230. smack addict for years.
  4231.  
  4232. 962
  4233. 01:12:18,334 --> 01:12:19,335
  4234. - What an idiot.
  4235.  
  4236. 963
  4237. 01:12:19,335 --> 01:12:20,543
  4238. - Hey, have some respect.
  4239.  
  4240. 964
  4241. 01:12:20,543 --> 01:12:23,269
  4242. - Why, that guy had
  4243. everything, he was huge,
  4244.  
  4245. 965
  4246. 01:12:23,269 --> 01:12:25,341
  4247. and he threw it all away.
  4248.  
  4249. 966
  4250. 01:12:29,103 --> 01:12:33,072
  4251. - You let them talk that
  4252. way about your papa?
  4253.  
  4254. 967
  4255. 01:12:33,072 --> 01:12:34,522
  4256. - She speaks?
  4257.  
  4258. 968
  4259. 01:12:34,522 --> 01:12:36,110
  4260. - Wait, whose papa?
  4261.  
  4262. 969
  4263. 01:12:37,905 --> 01:12:38,906
  4264. - Holy shit.
  4265.  
  4266. 970
  4267. 01:12:40,356 --> 01:12:41,840
  4268. - What?
  4269.  
  4270. 971
  4271. 01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:43,600
  4272. - Dude, it's the eyes.
  4273.  
  4274. 972
  4275. 01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:45,878
  4276. It's the fucking eyes.
  4277.  
  4278. 973
  4279. 01:12:45,878 --> 01:12:48,640
  4280. - Will someone tell
  4281. me what is going on?
  4282.  
  4283. 974
  4284. 01:12:48,640 --> 01:12:51,159
  4285. - That's his daughter, stupid.
  4286.  
  4287. 975
  4288. 01:12:55,750 --> 01:12:57,890
  4289. - It's the voice.
  4290.  
  4291. 976
  4292. 01:12:57,890 --> 01:13:00,376
  4293. You got the same voice as him.
  4294.  
  4295. 977
  4296. 01:13:01,791 --> 01:13:04,241
  4297. - Why didn't you
  4298. tell us you were royalty?
  4299.  
  4300. 978
  4301. 01:13:04,241 --> 01:13:05,381
  4302. - I'm not.
  4303.  
  4304. 979
  4305. 01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:06,692
  4306. - The fuck you aren't.
  4307.  
  4308. 980
  4309. 01:13:06,692 --> 01:13:08,487
  4310. My dad sells tires, all right?
  4311.  
  4312. 981
  4313. 01:13:08,487 --> 01:13:09,971
  4314. I work at a 7-Eleven.
  4315.  
  4316. 982
  4317. 01:13:09,971 --> 01:13:11,387
  4318. You're the daughter
  4319. of a comedy legend.
  4320.  
  4321. 983
  4322. 01:13:11,387 --> 01:13:13,561
  4323. What are you doing
  4324. in this class,
  4325.  
  4326. 984
  4327. 01:13:13,561 --> 01:13:16,184
  4328. this shit's in your blood man.
  4329.  
  4330. 985
  4331. 01:13:16,184 --> 01:13:18,704
  4332. - What are you
  4333. doing in this class.
  4334.  
  4335. 986
  4336. 01:13:18,704 --> 01:13:19,981
  4337. - You say one more word to me,
  4338.  
  4339. 987
  4340. 01:13:19,981 --> 01:13:21,638
  4341. and I'm gonna kick your
  4342. teeth down your throat.
  4343.  
  4344. 988
  4345. 01:13:24,365 --> 01:13:25,849
  4346. - My children, my children,
  4347.  
  4348. 989
  4349. 01:13:25,849 --> 01:13:29,094
  4350. I hope you're all
  4351. hungry for the verse.
  4352.  
  4353. 990
  4354. 01:13:29,094 --> 01:13:31,027
  4355. - Ali, leaving so soon?
  4356.  
  4357. 991
  4358. 01:13:32,062 --> 01:13:33,305
  4359. - Come on, Ali, don't go.
  4360.  
  4361. 992
  4362. 01:13:33,305 --> 01:13:35,238
  4363. - Ali, I'll talk
  4364. about my dad, too.
  4365.  
  4366. 993
  4367. 01:13:35,238 --> 01:13:36,377
  4368. He's weird as shit.
  4369.  
  4370. 994
  4371. 01:13:36,377 --> 01:13:37,309
  4372. - Mine, too.
  4373.  
  4374. 995
  4375. 01:13:37,309 --> 01:13:38,655
  4376. We all have weird dads,
  4377.  
  4378. 996
  4379. 01:13:38,655 --> 01:13:40,795
  4380. that's like a prerequisite
  4381. for this class.
  4382.  
  4383. 997
  4384. 01:13:40,795 --> 01:13:42,797
  4385. Own your weird dad shit.
  4386.  
  4387. 998
  4388. 01:13:44,730 --> 01:13:47,492
  4389. - You can all go
  4390. fuck yourselves.
  4391.  
  4392. 999
  4393. 01:14:52,488 --> 01:14:54,731
  4394. - You look different today.
  4395.  
  4396. 1000
  4397. 01:14:55,629 --> 01:14:57,872
  4398. - The bedroom's finished.
  4399.  
  4400. 1001
  4401. 01:14:57,872 --> 01:14:59,633
  4402. What do you want me to do next?
  4403.  
  4404. 1002
  4405. 01:14:59,633 --> 01:15:01,497
  4406. - You can do this room.
  4407.  
  4408. 1003
  4409. 01:15:02,636 --> 01:15:04,810
  4410. - There's hardly
  4411. anything in here.
  4412.  
  4413. 1004
  4414. 01:15:04,810 --> 01:15:08,987
  4415. - Well you can start with
  4416. these and put them in the box.
  4417.  
  4418. 1005
  4419. 01:15:23,311 --> 01:15:24,727
  4420. Who made you cry?
  4421.  
  4422. 1006
  4423. 01:15:25,831 --> 01:15:26,660
  4424. - No one.
  4425.  
  4426. 1007
  4427. 01:15:30,836 --> 01:15:34,184
  4428. - So I take it they haven't
  4429. made you funny, yet.
  4430.  
  4431. 1008
  4432. 01:15:34,184 --> 01:15:36,359
  4433. Pity, I was looking
  4434. forward to hearing a joke.
  4435.  
  4436. 1009
  4437. 01:15:36,359 --> 01:15:38,154
  4438. - Well I don't have
  4439. any jokes, okay?
  4440.  
  4441. 1010
  4442. 01:15:38,154 --> 01:15:40,156
  4443. I don't have anything to
  4444. say, I've got nothing.
  4445.  
  4446. 1011
  4447. 01:15:40,156 --> 01:15:42,468
  4448. I just wanna sit
  4449. here and not think
  4450.  
  4451. 1012
  4452. 01:15:42,468 --> 01:15:43,884
  4453. and then get out of here.
  4454.  
  4455. 1013
  4456. 01:15:43,884 --> 01:15:45,126
  4457. - Then where are you gonna go?
  4458.  
  4459. 1014
  4460. 01:15:45,126 --> 01:15:46,611
  4461. - I don't know.
  4462.  
  4463. 1015
  4464. 01:15:46,611 --> 01:15:47,853
  4465. Out.
  4466.  
  4467. 1016
  4468. 01:15:47,853 --> 01:15:48,785
  4469. - That gonna make
  4470. you feel better?
  4471.  
  4472. 1017
  4473. 01:15:48,785 --> 01:15:51,132
  4474. - Will you stop doing that?
  4475.  
  4476. 1018
  4477. 01:15:51,132 --> 01:15:52,617
  4478. Stop examining me.
  4479.  
  4480. 1019
  4481. 01:15:54,204 --> 01:15:56,103
  4482. I'm not one of the people
  4483. in your book, okay?
  4484.  
  4485. 1020
  4486. 01:15:56,103 --> 01:15:57,863
  4487. You just can't study me.
  4488.  
  4489. 1021
  4490. 01:15:57,863 --> 01:16:00,107
  4491. - Of course I can.
  4492.  
  4493. 1022
  4494. 01:16:00,107 --> 01:16:02,350
  4495. I've studied everyone,
  4496. you're not different.
  4497.  
  4498. 1023
  4499. 01:16:02,350 --> 01:16:04,214
  4500. - Oh, so you're gonna teach
  4501. me about life or something?
  4502.  
  4503. 1024
  4504. 01:16:04,214 --> 01:16:05,077
  4505. Is that it?
  4506.  
  4507. 1025
  4508. 01:16:05,077 --> 01:16:06,216
  4509. Are you the alchemist?
  4510.  
  4511. 1026
  4512. 01:16:06,216 --> 01:16:08,460
  4513. - Finish the book.
  4514.  
  4515. 1027
  4516. 01:16:08,460 --> 01:16:10,186
  4517. - Finish the book,
  4518. yeah, yeah, I know.
  4519.  
  4520. 1028
  4521. 01:16:10,186 --> 01:16:14,293
  4522. You're making me like it
  4523. less and less, you know.
  4524.  
  4525. 1029
  4526. 01:16:15,363 --> 01:16:17,952
  4527. I read your articles, you know?
  4528.  
  4529. 1030
  4530. 01:16:17,952 --> 01:16:19,436
  4531. You're very smart,
  4532.  
  4533. 1031
  4534. 01:16:19,436 --> 01:16:22,301
  4535. you don't need to keep
  4536. shoving it down my throat.
  4537.  
  4538. 1032
  4539. 01:16:22,301 --> 01:16:24,614
  4540. I don't think I need to
  4541. finish your one and only book
  4542.  
  4543. 1033
  4544. 01:16:24,614 --> 01:16:26,685
  4545. to get what you're about.
  4546.  
  4547. 1034
  4548. 01:16:31,690 --> 01:16:35,867
  4549. - Finish this room and then
  4550. you can go home for the day.
  4551.  
  4552. 1035
  4553. 01:17:29,334 --> 01:17:30,646
  4554. - What the fuck?
  4555.  
  4556. 1036
  4557. 01:17:41,795 --> 01:17:44,660
  4558. - Oh good, you finished it.
  4559.  
  4560. 1037
  4561. 01:17:44,660 --> 01:17:46,178
  4562. - Yeah, lady.
  4563.  
  4564. 1038
  4565. 01:17:46,178 --> 01:17:47,732
  4566. Lady, I thought you were
  4567. just standard crazy,
  4568.  
  4569. 1039
  4570. 01:17:47,732 --> 01:17:52,668
  4571. but now I realize that you
  4572. are the deluxe version.
  4573.  
  4574. 1040
  4575. 01:17:52,668 --> 01:17:53,772
  4576. What is this?
  4577.  
  4578. 1041
  4579. 01:17:59,364 --> 01:18:00,606
  4580. I see now for the first time
  4581.  
  4582. 1042
  4583. 01:18:00,606 --> 01:18:02,574
  4584. that solely looking
  4585. through the others
  4586.  
  4587. 1043
  4588. 01:18:02,574 --> 01:18:05,128
  4589. has left me blind
  4590. to my own heart.
  4591.  
  4592. 1044
  4593. 01:18:05,128 --> 01:18:07,510
  4594. I have shut myself up living
  4595. inside the minds of those
  4596.  
  4597. 1045
  4598. 01:18:07,510 --> 01:18:09,201
  4599. I've spent so long
  4600. trying to understand
  4601.  
  4602. 1046
  4603. 01:18:09,201 --> 01:18:12,411
  4604. that I've begun to feel
  4605. disconnected from my own life.
  4606.  
  4607. 1047
  4608. 01:18:12,411 --> 01:18:14,655
  4609. I imagine this is
  4610. what Dorothy felt like
  4611.  
  4612. 1048
  4613. 01:18:14,655 --> 01:18:17,244
  4614. realizing everything she
  4615. wanted was in her own backyard.
  4616.  
  4617. 1049
  4618. 01:18:17,244 --> 01:18:19,556
  4619. If only she'd looked
  4620. around to see it.
  4621.  
  4622. 1050
  4623. 01:18:19,556 --> 01:18:23,043
  4624. It was always there
  4625. waiting, looking back.
  4626.  
  4627. 1051
  4628. 01:18:24,147 --> 01:18:25,666
  4629. So that's it.
  4630.  
  4631. 1052
  4632. 01:18:25,666 --> 01:18:29,808
  4633. You spent seven years and
  4634. like 500 pages to figure out
  4635.  
  4636. 1053
  4637. 01:18:29,808 --> 01:18:33,881
  4638. that studying other
  4639. people taught you nothing.
  4640.  
  4641. 1054
  4642. 01:18:33,881 --> 01:18:35,400
  4643. - So you liked it?
  4644.  
  4645. 1055
  4646. 01:18:36,815 --> 01:18:39,300
  4647. - Did you
  4648. just take your meds?
  4649.  
  4650. 1056
  4651. 01:18:39,300 --> 01:18:41,026
  4652. - Sit down.
  4653.  
  4654. 1057
  4655. 01:18:41,026 --> 01:18:42,096
  4656. Oh, sit down.
  4657.  
  4658. 1058
  4659. 01:18:48,551 --> 01:18:49,863
  4660. When I was your age.
  4661.  
  4662. 1059
  4663. 01:18:49,863 --> 01:18:50,795
  4664. - Oh Jesus.
  4665.  
  4666. 1060
  4667. 01:18:52,555 --> 01:18:54,281
  4668. - Do you want an
  4669. explanation or not?
  4670.  
  4671. 1061
  4672. 01:18:54,281 --> 01:18:55,109
  4673. - Yeah.
  4674.  
  4675. 1062
  4676. 01:18:56,317 --> 01:18:59,976
  4677. - When I was your age, I
  4678. had a dream, a fantasy.
  4679.  
  4680. 1063
  4681. 01:19:01,081 --> 01:19:04,153
  4682. I dreamed of being a scientist.
  4683.  
  4684. 1064
  4685. 01:19:04,153 --> 01:19:05,982
  4686. I dreamed of traveling the world
  4687.  
  4688. 1065
  4689. 01:19:05,982 --> 01:19:10,159
  4690. and immersing myself in other
  4691. people, in other cultures.
  4692.  
  4693. 1066
  4694. 01:19:11,608 --> 01:19:16,096
  4695. I would watch them, and
  4696. I would learn about them,
  4697.  
  4698. 1067
  4699. 01:19:16,096 --> 01:19:18,857
  4700. and I would understand them.
  4701.  
  4702. 1068
  4703. 01:19:18,857 --> 01:19:21,135
  4704. People, all of the people.
  4705.  
  4706. 1069
  4707. 01:19:21,135 --> 01:19:24,000
  4708. I would figure out
  4709. what made them tick.
  4710.  
  4711. 1070
  4712. 01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:28,177
  4713. I saw a beautiful, interesting,
  4714. fascinating life before me.
  4715.  
  4716. 1071
  4717. 01:19:33,734 --> 01:19:36,530
  4718. And then, I got to the
  4719. end of my research,
  4720.  
  4721. 1072
  4722. 01:19:36,530 --> 01:19:39,844
  4723. and I realized that
  4724. I felt like a fraud.
  4725.  
  4726. 1073
  4727. 01:19:44,745 --> 01:19:47,541
  4728. I had been preaching about
  4729. connection and vulnerability
  4730.  
  4731. 1074
  4732. 01:19:47,541 --> 01:19:51,234
  4733. but I didn't have those
  4734. things in my life.
  4735.  
  4736. 1075
  4737. 01:19:51,234 --> 01:19:53,719
  4738. I had avoided being
  4739. present in my own life,
  4740.  
  4741. 1076
  4742. 01:19:53,719 --> 01:19:57,862
  4743. in my own experiences,
  4744. controlling and predicting,
  4745.  
  4746. 1077
  4747. 01:19:59,864 --> 01:20:01,382
  4748. that was my world.
  4749.  
  4750. 1078
  4751. 01:20:04,075 --> 01:20:05,904
  4752. And so I made the
  4753. decision to try to change
  4754.  
  4755. 1079
  4756. 01:20:05,904 --> 01:20:09,666
  4757. to try to follow what I
  4758. had witnessed to be true.
  4759.  
  4760. 1080
  4761. 01:20:09,666 --> 01:20:11,737
  4762. Vulnerability is crucial.
  4763.  
  4764. 1081
  4765. 01:20:14,706 --> 01:20:17,088
  4766. And I did change for a while.
  4767.  
  4768. 1082
  4769. 01:20:19,918 --> 01:20:21,437
  4770. But then little by little,
  4771.  
  4772. 1083
  4773. 01:20:21,437 --> 01:20:25,061
  4774. I fell back into old habits,
  4775. old ways of doing things.
  4776.  
  4777. 1084
  4778. 01:20:26,511 --> 01:20:28,754
  4779. More comfortable, familiar.
  4780.  
  4781. 1085
  4782. 01:20:31,999 --> 01:20:36,176
  4783. And in the end, I cheated
  4784. myself out of real love.
  4785.  
  4786. 1086
  4787. 01:20:41,043 --> 01:20:43,045
  4788. Being present in one's life,
  4789.  
  4790. 1087
  4791. 01:20:43,045 --> 01:20:45,116
  4792. being seen in one's life,
  4793.  
  4794. 1088
  4795. 01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:48,774
  4796. that makes us vulnerable,
  4797. and it's terrifying,
  4798.  
  4799. 1089
  4800. 01:20:48,774 --> 01:20:50,155
  4801. but you've got to do it.
  4802.  
  4803. 1090
  4804. 01:20:50,155 --> 01:20:52,433
  4805. Otherwise you end up alone.
  4806.  
  4807. 1091
  4808. 01:20:54,021 --> 01:20:55,574
  4809. - So you just, you
  4810. wrote a whole book
  4811.  
  4812. 1092
  4813. 01:20:55,574 --> 01:21:00,269
  4814. just to tell people not
  4815. to bother with each other.
  4816.  
  4817. 1093
  4818. 01:21:00,269 --> 01:21:02,202
  4819. - I wrote the book because
  4820. I wanted to teach people
  4821.  
  4822. 1094
  4823. 01:21:02,202 --> 01:21:04,273
  4824. about connection,
  4825. but the truth is,
  4826.  
  4827. 1095
  4828. 01:21:04,273 --> 01:21:06,654
  4829. you cannot lose
  4830. yourself in other people
  4831.  
  4832. 1096
  4833. 01:21:06,654 --> 01:21:09,554
  4834. without ultimately
  4835. coming up empty,
  4836.  
  4837. 1097
  4838. 01:21:10,727 --> 01:21:14,524
  4839. feeling like you're
  4840. not really there.
  4841.  
  4842. 1098
  4843. 01:21:14,524 --> 01:21:16,872
  4844. You're living life
  4845. at arm's length,
  4846.  
  4847. 1099
  4848. 01:21:16,872 --> 01:21:19,012
  4849. and the stories you wanna
  4850. tell, they don't feel real
  4851.  
  4852. 1100
  4853. 01:21:19,012 --> 01:21:23,533
  4854. because you're not living
  4855. in the essence of them.
  4856.  
  4857. 1101
  4858. 01:21:23,533 --> 01:21:27,227
  4859. You should know that,
  4860. you're a storyteller.
  4861.  
  4862. 1102
  4863. 01:21:27,227 --> 01:21:29,988
  4864. - Yeah, but I don't live my life
  4865.  
  4866. 1103
  4867. 01:21:29,988 --> 01:21:32,163
  4868. by observing other people.
  4869.  
  4870. 1104
  4871. 01:21:33,854 --> 01:21:37,547
  4872. - Isn't general observation
  4873. the basis of most comedy?
  4874.  
  4875. 1105
  4876. 01:21:37,547 --> 01:21:38,341
  4877. - Yeah.
  4878.  
  4879. 1106
  4880. 01:21:39,204 --> 01:21:40,033
  4881. - So.
  4882.  
  4883. 1107
  4884. 01:21:42,863 --> 01:21:44,071
  4885. Did you ever stop to think
  4886.  
  4887. 1108
  4888. 01:21:44,071 --> 01:21:46,902
  4889. that maybe you and
  4890. I do the same thing?
  4891.  
  4892. 1109
  4893. 01:21:46,902 --> 01:21:48,834
  4894. - No, I don't.
  4895.  
  4896. 1110
  4897. 01:21:48,834 --> 01:21:52,114
  4898. - Okay, let me ask
  4899. you this, then.
  4900.  
  4901. 1111
  4902. 01:21:52,114 --> 01:21:55,186
  4903. Why did you wanna read this
  4904. book in the first place?
  4905.  
  4906. 1112
  4907. 01:21:55,186 --> 01:21:56,773
  4908. And more importantly,
  4909. why are you so angry
  4910.  
  4911. 1113
  4912. 01:21:56,773 --> 01:21:58,361
  4913. at the way it ends?
  4914.  
  4915. 1114
  4916. 01:22:04,436 --> 01:22:06,162
  4917. - I'm not doing this.
  4918.  
  4919. 1115
  4920. 01:22:07,992 --> 01:22:09,372
  4921. - That's a good idea.
  4922.  
  4923. 1116
  4924. 01:22:09,372 --> 01:22:10,926
  4925. Go and sleep on it.
  4926.  
  4927. 1117
  4928. 01:22:28,564 --> 01:22:29,979
  4929. - Are you looking for Sean?
  4930.  
  4931. 1118
  4932. 01:22:29,979 --> 01:22:31,636
  4933. - Yeah.
  4934.  
  4935. 1119
  4936. 01:22:31,636 --> 01:22:34,570
  4937. - I just saw him
  4938. leave with his sister.
  4939.  
  4940. 1120
  4941. 01:22:34,570 --> 01:22:35,674
  4942. - His sister.
  4943.  
  4944. 1121
  4945. 01:23:18,579 --> 01:23:21,237
  4946. - Uh, but it's been really hard.
  4947.  
  4948. 1122
  4949. 01:23:22,859 --> 01:23:26,311
  4950. - Well, I'm here for you.
  4951.  
  4952. 1123
  4953. 01:23:26,311 --> 01:23:27,864
  4954. I really am.
  4955.  
  4956. 1124
  4957. 01:23:27,864 --> 01:23:29,245
  4958. - Really?
  4959.  
  4960. 1125
  4961. 01:23:38,668 --> 01:23:39,497
  4962. Promise?
  4963.  
  4964. 1126
  4965. 01:23:40,567 --> 01:23:41,395
  4966. - Yes.
  4967.  
  4968. 1127
  4969. 01:23:52,958 --> 01:23:54,546
  4970. Hey, sorry.
  4971.  
  4972. 1128
  4973. 01:23:54,546 --> 01:23:55,858
  4974. - Where were you?
  4975.  
  4976. 1129
  4977. 01:23:55,858 --> 01:23:56,721
  4978. - I had a wedding.
  4979.  
  4980. 1130
  4981. 01:23:56,721 --> 01:23:57,756
  4982. - All day?
  4983.  
  4984. 1131
  4985. 01:23:57,756 --> 01:23:59,137
  4986. - Yeah, I don't know, I just.
  4987.  
  4988. 1132
  4989. 01:23:59,137 --> 01:24:01,553
  4990. - You're up next.
  4991.  
  4992. 1133
  4993. 01:24:01,553 --> 01:24:03,210
  4994. - Shit.
  4995. - Come on, come on.
  4996.  
  4997. 1134
  4998. 01:24:03,210 --> 01:24:04,073
  4999. You'll be fine.
  5000.  
  5001. 1135
  5002. 01:24:04,073 --> 01:24:05,178
  5003. - Okay.
  5004.  
  5005. 1136
  5006. 01:24:08,319 --> 01:24:10,838
  5007. - Give it up for Andy Holiday.
  5008.  
  5009. 1137
  5010. 01:24:15,257 --> 01:24:17,052
  5011. Up next we have Ali.
  5012.  
  5013. 1138
  5014. 01:24:17,052 --> 01:24:18,536
  5015. Take it away, Ali.
  5016.  
  5017. 1139
  5018. 01:25:04,892 --> 01:25:05,893
  5019. - I'm sorry.
  5020.  
  5021. 1140
  5022. 01:25:17,353 --> 01:25:18,285
  5023. - Hey.
  5024.  
  5025. 1141
  5026. 01:25:18,285 --> 01:25:19,769
  5027. - Why did you make me do that?
  5028.  
  5029. 1142
  5030. 01:25:19,769 --> 01:25:21,633
  5031. I wasn't ready, you
  5032. knew I wasn't ready.
  5033.  
  5034. 1143
  5035. 01:25:21,633 --> 01:25:22,565
  5036. - I didn't make you do anything,
  5037.  
  5038. 1144
  5039. 01:25:22,565 --> 01:25:23,877
  5040. and I'm glad you went up there,
  5041.  
  5042. 1145
  5043. 01:25:23,877 --> 01:25:25,327
  5044. even if it was
  5045. just for a second.
  5046.  
  5047. 1146
  5048. 01:25:25,327 --> 01:25:28,951
  5049. - You don't even know
  5050. what you're talking about.
  5051.  
  5052. 1147
  5053. 01:25:30,159 --> 01:25:33,197
  5054. Everybody says it's in my blood.
  5055.  
  5056. 1148
  5057. 01:25:33,197 --> 01:25:34,508
  5058. - What?
  5059.  
  5060. 1149
  5061. 01:25:34,508 --> 01:25:37,649
  5062. - Everybody says
  5063. it's in my blood.
  5064.  
  5065. 1150
  5066. 01:25:37,649 --> 01:25:38,995
  5067. But you know what
  5068. else is in my blood?
  5069.  
  5070. 1151
  5071. 01:25:38,995 --> 01:25:41,377
  5072. Fucking crazy is in my blood.
  5073.  
  5074. 1152
  5075. 01:25:42,861 --> 01:25:46,244
  5076. You know, it's just like I'm
  5077. a fucking ticking time bomb.
  5078.  
  5079. 1153
  5080. 01:25:46,244 --> 01:25:47,763
  5081. Everybody sees it
  5082. when they look at me,
  5083.  
  5084. 1154
  5085. 01:25:47,763 --> 01:25:51,939
  5086. it's like it's in my veins,
  5087. and they just know it.
  5088.  
  5089. 1155
  5090. 01:25:54,149 --> 01:25:58,014
  5091. I used to watch him do
  5092. this shit all the time.
  5093.  
  5094. 1156
  5095. 01:25:59,499 --> 01:26:01,052
  5096. I would sit in the
  5097. back of those clubs,
  5098.  
  5099. 1157
  5100. 01:26:01,052 --> 01:26:04,883
  5101. and I would watch him, night
  5102. after night, just exhausted.
  5103.  
  5104. 1158
  5105. 01:26:07,127 --> 01:26:09,025
  5106. And tormented and sick.
  5107.  
  5108. 1159
  5109. 01:26:11,200 --> 01:26:12,891
  5110. Sick of his own act.
  5111.  
  5112. 1160
  5113. 01:26:14,341 --> 01:26:18,518
  5114. To the point where he hated it,
  5115. and everyone and everything.
  5116.  
  5117. 1161
  5118. 01:26:26,042 --> 01:26:28,390
  5119. And the second I open
  5120. my mouth on that stage,
  5121.  
  5122. 1162
  5123. 01:26:28,390 --> 01:26:30,875
  5124. I can't take it back.
  5125.  
  5126. 1163
  5127. 01:26:30,875 --> 01:26:34,292
  5128. 'Cause they'll cut me down the
  5129. same way they cut him down,
  5130.  
  5131. 1164
  5132. 01:26:34,292 --> 01:26:36,191
  5133. and then I'll go crazy,
  5134.  
  5135. 1165
  5136. 01:26:36,191 --> 01:26:37,813
  5137. and I'll lock myself
  5138. in the bathroom,
  5139.  
  5140. 1166
  5141. 01:26:37,813 --> 01:26:41,196
  5142. and I'll shoot myself
  5143. up and I'll die.
  5144.  
  5145. 1167
  5146. 01:26:41,196 --> 01:26:43,991
  5147. And everybody will talk
  5148. about how fuckin' funny I was
  5149.  
  5150. 1168
  5151. 01:26:43,991 --> 01:26:45,890
  5152. and what a hero I was
  5153. and I was the best
  5154.  
  5155. 1169
  5156. 01:26:45,890 --> 01:26:48,893
  5157. and then they'll
  5158. forget about me.
  5159.  
  5160. 1170
  5161. 01:26:48,893 --> 01:26:51,723
  5162. Same way they
  5163. forgot about my dad.
  5164.  
  5165. 1171
  5166. 01:26:56,418 --> 01:26:57,729
  5167. - I don't understand
  5168. why you're determined
  5169.  
  5170. 1172
  5171. 01:26:57,729 --> 01:27:00,456
  5172. to assign yourself
  5173. the same fate.
  5174.  
  5175. 1173
  5176. 01:27:08,188 --> 01:27:11,053
  5177. - Was that really your sister?
  5178.  
  5179. 1174
  5180. 01:27:11,053 --> 01:27:12,227
  5181. - What?
  5182.  
  5183. 1175
  5184. 01:27:13,607 --> 01:27:17,301
  5185. - Who you had lunch with,
  5186. was that your sister?
  5187.  
  5188. 1176
  5189. 01:27:17,301 --> 01:27:20,062
  5190. - You followin' me around now?
  5191.  
  5192. 1177
  5193. 01:27:20,062 --> 01:27:23,099
  5194. - Just answer
  5195. the question, Sean.
  5196.  
  5197. 1178
  5198. 01:27:23,099 --> 01:27:25,412
  5199. - Of course she's my sister.
  5200.  
  5201. 1179
  5202. 01:27:27,103 --> 01:27:27,966
  5203. - What's her name?
  5204.  
  5205. 1180
  5206. 01:27:27,966 --> 01:27:29,244
  5207. - Emily.
  5208.  
  5209. 1181
  5210. 01:27:31,246 --> 01:27:33,593
  5211. - How come I don't know her.
  5212.  
  5213. 1182
  5214. 01:27:35,698 --> 01:27:37,769
  5215. And why is there still nothing
  5216. in your fucking apartment?
  5217.  
  5218. 1183
  5219. 01:27:37,769 --> 01:27:39,633
  5220. I mean, is this just
  5221. a temporary thing?
  5222.  
  5223. 1184
  5224. 01:27:39,633 --> 01:27:41,394
  5225. Are you leaving soon?
  5226.  
  5227. 1185
  5228. 01:27:43,568 --> 01:27:45,432
  5229. - You know what,
  5230. you do sound crazy.
  5231.  
  5232. 1186
  5233. 01:27:45,432 --> 01:27:47,814
  5234. - Oh, thank you
  5235. for your honestly.
  5236.  
  5237. 1187
  5238. 01:27:47,814 --> 01:27:49,264
  5239. - She's in rehab.
  5240.  
  5241. 1188
  5242. 01:27:51,196 --> 01:27:53,302
  5243. My sister's in rehab.
  5244.  
  5245. 1189
  5246. 01:27:53,302 --> 01:27:56,926
  5247. But given your sensitivity
  5248. on this subject of addiction,
  5249.  
  5250. 1190
  5251. 01:27:56,926 --> 01:27:58,928
  5252. I didn't think it was a
  5253. good time to tell you,
  5254.  
  5255. 1191
  5256. 01:27:58,928 --> 01:28:02,311
  5257. and honestly, I wasn't
  5258. ready to tell you.
  5259.  
  5260. 1192
  5261. 01:28:02,311 --> 01:28:03,692
  5262. And there's nothing
  5263. in my apartment
  5264.  
  5265. 1193
  5266. 01:28:03,692 --> 01:28:06,936
  5267. because it was her
  5268. apartment that I moved into
  5269.  
  5270. 1194
  5271. 01:28:06,936 --> 01:28:09,836
  5272. shortly before her
  5273. life fell apart.
  5274.  
  5275. 1195
  5276. 01:28:12,321 --> 01:28:15,290
  5277. And I had to help her
  5278. sell all her stuff,
  5279.  
  5280. 1196
  5281. 01:28:15,290 --> 01:28:19,121
  5282. so that she could pay
  5283. for her treatment,
  5284.  
  5285. 1197
  5286. 01:28:19,121 --> 01:28:20,433
  5287. and I know it's shocking for you
  5288.  
  5289. 1198
  5290. 01:28:20,433 --> 01:28:22,814
  5291. that someone could have
  5292. some pain in their life
  5293.  
  5294. 1199
  5295. 01:28:22,814 --> 01:28:25,990
  5296. other than you, but
  5297. that's what it is.
  5298.  
  5299. 1200
  5300. 01:28:33,238 --> 01:28:37,381
  5301. Why are you so desperate to
  5302. find a reason not to trust me?
  5303.  
  5304. 1201
  5305. 01:28:40,453 --> 01:28:43,179
  5306. - 'Cause I don't
  5307. fucking know you.
  5308.  
  5309. 1202
  5310. 01:28:43,179 --> 01:28:44,491
  5311. You've been her for
  5312. what, six weeks?
  5313.  
  5314. 1203
  5315. 01:28:44,491 --> 01:28:46,597
  5316. I'm just, you
  5317. can't fix me, okay?
  5318.  
  5319. 1204
  5320. 01:28:46,597 --> 01:28:50,463
  5321. I'm sorry, I'm really sorry
  5322. about your sister, I am,
  5323.  
  5324. 1205
  5325. 01:28:50,463 --> 01:28:53,017
  5326. but you can't help me, too.
  5327.  
  5328. 1206
  5329. 01:28:53,017 --> 01:28:54,225
  5330. You know, I just don't,
  5331.  
  5332. 1207
  5333. 01:28:54,225 --> 01:28:55,882
  5334. I don't think that this
  5335. is such a good idea.
  5336.  
  5337. 1208
  5338. 01:28:55,882 --> 01:28:57,849
  5339. - Yeah, well I don't like
  5340. yelling in parking lots either.
  5341.  
  5342. 1209
  5343. 01:28:57,849 --> 01:28:59,299
  5344. - No, this, us.
  5345.  
  5346. 1210
  5347. 01:28:59,299 --> 01:29:03,061
  5348. I don't that this, I don't
  5349. think that this is a good idea.
  5350.  
  5351. 1211
  5352. 01:29:16,834 --> 01:29:19,008
  5353. - Do you really mean that?
  5354.  
  5355. 1212
  5356. 01:29:27,914 --> 01:29:30,468
  5357. I'm sorry about your father
  5358.  
  5359. 1213
  5360. 01:29:30,468 --> 01:29:32,470
  5361. and I don't pretend to
  5362. know what that's like,
  5363.  
  5364. 1214
  5365. 01:29:32,470 --> 01:29:35,197
  5366. but it really doesn't
  5367. give you license
  5368.  
  5369. 1215
  5370. 01:29:35,197 --> 01:29:38,269
  5371. to treat the people
  5372. who care about you
  5373.  
  5374. 1216
  5375. 01:29:38,269 --> 01:29:40,202
  5376. like they don't matter.
  5377.  
  5378. 1217
  5379. 01:29:42,515 --> 01:29:45,034
  5380. - I'm sorry you feel that way.
  5381.  
  5382. 1218
  5383. 01:29:53,560 --> 01:29:57,461
  5384. - I hope you get over this
  5385. fear you have of being seen.
  5386.  
  5387. 1219
  5388. 01:29:57,461 --> 01:30:01,637
  5389. And I hope you get up there
  5390. and you give it your best shot,
  5391.  
  5392. 1220
  5393. 01:30:03,536 --> 01:30:05,607
  5394. and I hope you're
  5395. incredibly successful,
  5396.  
  5397. 1221
  5398. 01:30:05,607 --> 01:30:08,713
  5399. and you get everything
  5400. that you want.
  5401.  
  5402. 1222
  5403. 01:30:11,026 --> 01:30:15,237
  5404. And I hope that when
  5405. you get it, it's enough.
  5406.  
  5407. 1223
  5408. 01:30:15,237 --> 01:30:18,792
  5409. Because when you do,
  5410. you're gonna be alone.
  5411.  
  5412. 1224
  5413. 01:30:29,389 --> 01:30:31,874
  5414. It was nice knowing you, Alma.
  5415.  
  5416. 1225
  5417. 01:31:36,076 --> 01:31:36,905
  5418. - Hello?
  5419.  
  5420. 1226
  5421. 01:31:41,772 --> 01:31:42,600
  5422. Joan?
  5423.  
  5424. 1227
  5425. 01:31:45,603 --> 01:31:46,466
  5426. Hello?
  5427.  
  5428. 1228
  5429. 01:31:51,091 --> 01:31:52,092
  5430. Hello, Joan?
  5431.  
  5432. 1229
  5433. 01:31:58,754 --> 01:31:59,583
  5434. Joan!
  5435.  
  5436. 1230
  5437. 01:32:08,212 --> 01:32:09,040
  5438. Hey.
  5439.  
  5440. 1231
  5441. 01:32:10,317 --> 01:32:12,872
  5442. - I've been trying to call you.
  5443.  
  5444. 1232
  5445. 01:32:16,047 --> 01:32:18,463
  5446. - Where's all your stuff?
  5447.  
  5448. 1233
  5449. 01:32:18,463 --> 01:32:19,879
  5450. - My daughter's place is ready.
  5451.  
  5452. 1234
  5453. 01:32:19,879 --> 01:32:21,915
  5454. I really don't wanna
  5455. hang around here
  5456.  
  5457. 1235
  5458. 01:32:21,915 --> 01:32:23,538
  5459. any longer than I have to.
  5460.  
  5461. 1236
  5462. 01:32:23,538 --> 01:32:24,884
  5463. - Your daughter?
  5464.  
  5465. 1237
  5466. 01:32:26,264 --> 01:32:27,680
  5467. - Yeah, she lives in Florida,
  5468.  
  5469. 1238
  5470. 01:32:27,680 --> 01:32:30,890
  5471. and I'm going to
  5472. go live with her.
  5473.  
  5474. 1239
  5475. 01:32:30,890 --> 01:32:31,718
  5476. - Florida?
  5477.  
  5478. 1240
  5479. 01:32:33,513 --> 01:32:36,551
  5480. But no, no, no you
  5481. can't move to Florida.
  5482.  
  5483. 1241
  5484. 01:32:36,551 --> 01:32:39,381
  5485. No nothing about
  5486. you is Floridian.
  5487.  
  5488. 1242
  5489. 01:32:40,485 --> 01:32:44,662
  5490. - I'll
  5491. learn to enjoy pastels.
  5492.  
  5493. 1243
  5494. 01:32:44,662 --> 01:32:47,562
  5495. - But see, you just
  5496. hired someone else
  5497.  
  5498. 1244
  5499. 01:32:47,562 --> 01:32:50,323
  5500. to come take all
  5501. your stuff away.
  5502.  
  5503. 1245
  5504. 01:32:51,738 --> 01:32:53,740
  5505. - I left messages saying
  5506. I needed to leave sooner.
  5507.  
  5508. 1246
  5509. 01:32:53,740 --> 01:32:55,431
  5510. - No, no you know I wasn't.
  5511.  
  5512. 1247
  5513. 01:32:55,431 --> 01:32:58,849
  5514. I wasn't done yet, I just
  5515. needed a little more time,
  5516.  
  5517. 1248
  5518. 01:32:58,849 --> 01:33:00,333
  5519. and I would have finished,
  5520.  
  5521. 1249
  5522. 01:33:00,333 --> 01:33:02,887
  5523. but you just decided
  5524. that I'm done.
  5525.  
  5526. 1250
  5527. 01:33:02,887 --> 01:33:05,338
  5528. That's really
  5529. fucked up, you know?
  5530.  
  5531. 1251
  5532. 01:33:05,338 --> 01:33:07,789
  5533. I really needed
  5534. this, and you just,
  5535.  
  5536. 1252
  5537. 01:33:07,789 --> 01:33:11,551
  5538. you can't just throw
  5539. away a person like that.
  5540.  
  5541. 1253
  5542. 01:33:11,551 --> 01:33:12,794
  5543. - I can give you the
  5544. rest of the money.
  5545.  
  5546. 1254
  5547. 01:33:12,794 --> 01:33:16,970
  5548. - I don't want it, keep
  5549. it!
  5550.  
  5551. 1255
  5552. 01:33:24,391 --> 01:33:26,152
  5553. I wasn't ready.
  5554.  
  5555. 1256
  5556. 01:33:26,152 --> 01:33:27,671
  5557. - Okay, okay.
  5558.  
  5559. 1257
  5560. 01:33:27,671 --> 01:33:29,293
  5561. Take a deep breath.
  5562.  
  5563. 1258
  5564. 01:33:31,778 --> 01:33:32,952
  5565. Take a breath.
  5566.  
  5567. 1259
  5568. 01:33:34,885 --> 01:33:36,334
  5569. - I wasn't ready.
  5570.  
  5571. 1260
  5572. 01:33:43,100 --> 01:33:44,273
  5573. - I miss this.
  5574.  
  5575. 1261
  5576. 01:33:45,412 --> 01:33:48,346
  5577. Nobody makes fires
  5578. in the summer.
  5579.  
  5580. 1262
  5581. 01:33:48,346 --> 01:33:50,728
  5582. - It's too hot.
  5583.  
  5584. 1263
  5585. 01:33:50,728 --> 01:33:52,488
  5586. - You feeling better?
  5587.  
  5588. 1264
  5589. 01:33:54,387 --> 01:33:55,457
  5590. - This helps.
  5591.  
  5592. 1265
  5593. 01:34:00,807 --> 01:34:02,706
  5594. - Do you want him back?
  5595.  
  5596. 1266
  5597. 01:34:06,399 --> 01:34:08,781
  5598. - I don't think he'd have me.
  5599.  
  5600. 1267
  5601. 01:34:10,368 --> 01:34:11,887
  5602. - Mm.
  5603.  
  5604. 1268
  5605. 01:34:11,887 --> 01:34:16,064
  5606. When my husband left me, I
  5607. stayed in bed for a month.
  5608.  
  5609. 1269
  5610. 01:34:17,859 --> 01:34:19,654
  5611. - What made you get out?
  5612.  
  5613. 1270
  5614. 01:34:19,654 --> 01:34:20,516
  5615. - Surgery.
  5616.  
  5617. 1271
  5618. 01:34:26,453 --> 01:34:28,455
  5619. - Do you hate him?
  5620.  
  5621. 1272
  5622. 01:34:29,318 --> 01:34:30,319
  5623. - Some days.
  5624.  
  5625. 1273
  5626. 01:34:31,942 --> 01:34:36,118
  5627. But if I'm being honest,
  5628. oh I did a lot of pushing.
  5629.  
  5630. 1274
  5631. 01:34:41,676 --> 01:34:44,264
  5632. - At least you
  5633. have your daughter.
  5634.  
  5635. 1275
  5636. 01:34:44,264 --> 01:34:47,992
  5637. - Hm, well that
  5638. is a work in progress.
  5639.  
  5640. 1276
  5641. 01:34:55,724 --> 01:34:57,830
  5642. - Is it true you're
  5643. writing new book?
  5644.  
  5645. 1277
  5646. 01:34:57,830 --> 01:34:59,901
  5647. - The internet says
  5648.  
  5649. 1278
  5650. 01:34:59,901 --> 01:35:03,007
  5651. I've been writing a
  5652. book for 10 years.
  5653.  
  5654. 1279
  5655. 01:35:04,699 --> 01:35:07,598
  5656. Do you know the
  5657. hedgehog's dilemma?
  5658.  
  5659. 1280
  5660. 01:35:09,393 --> 01:35:12,707
  5661. In the wild, hedgehogs
  5662. will roll toward each other
  5663.  
  5664. 1281
  5665. 01:35:12,707 --> 01:35:15,882
  5666. and try to bundle
  5667. together for warmth,
  5668.  
  5669. 1282
  5670. 01:35:17,159 --> 01:35:20,784
  5671. but their spines
  5672. stab into each other,
  5673.  
  5674. 1283
  5675. 01:35:20,784 --> 01:35:23,027
  5676. and they roll apart
  5677. because of the pain,
  5678.  
  5679. 1284
  5680. 01:35:23,027 --> 01:35:24,408
  5681. but then they
  5682. realize they're cold,
  5683.  
  5684. 1285
  5685. 01:35:24,408 --> 01:35:26,686
  5686. so they try again and again
  5687.  
  5688. 1286
  5689. 01:35:28,550 --> 01:35:31,415
  5690. to find the exact
  5691. distance for warmth
  5692.  
  5693. 1287
  5694. 01:35:31,415 --> 01:35:33,175
  5695. without getting hurt.
  5696.  
  5697. 1288
  5698. 01:35:34,798 --> 01:35:36,938
  5699. - Self-preservation.
  5700.  
  5701. 1289
  5702. 01:35:36,938 --> 01:35:38,180
  5703. - Mm.
  5704.  
  5705. 1290
  5706. 01:35:38,180 --> 01:35:41,045
  5707. I spent most of my life
  5708. in a solid seven years
  5709.  
  5710. 1291
  5711. 01:35:41,045 --> 01:35:42,875
  5712. studying other people,
  5713.  
  5714. 1292
  5715. 01:35:44,048 --> 01:35:46,879
  5716. and then another three
  5717. writing about them,
  5718.  
  5719. 1293
  5720. 01:35:46,879 --> 01:35:48,363
  5721. but I never looked at the ones
  5722.  
  5723. 1294
  5724. 01:35:48,363 --> 01:35:51,607
  5725. that were right in front of me
  5726.  
  5727. 1295
  5728. 01:35:51,607 --> 01:35:54,438
  5729. because I didn't
  5730. know how to feel.
  5731.  
  5732. 1296
  5733. 01:35:57,130 --> 01:35:59,857
  5734. I didn't know how
  5735. to let them in.
  5736.  
  5737. 1297
  5738. 01:36:10,350 --> 01:36:14,527
  5739. - You know, you asked me
  5740. the other day why I'm angry.
  5741.  
  5742. 1298
  5743. 01:36:15,908 --> 01:36:19,532
  5744. The other day you asked,
  5745. and I don't have an answer.
  5746.  
  5747. 1299
  5748. 01:36:21,948 --> 01:36:23,881
  5749. I'm angry all the time.
  5750.  
  5751. 1300
  5752. 01:36:25,849 --> 01:36:27,851
  5753. I've been angry forever.
  5754.  
  5755. 1301
  5756. 01:36:36,342 --> 01:36:38,965
  5757. Yeah, I told you my dad died,
  5758.  
  5759. 1302
  5760. 01:36:38,965 --> 01:36:41,140
  5761. but I didn't tell you how.
  5762.  
  5763. 1303
  5764. 01:36:49,424 --> 01:36:52,599
  5765. He died on our
  5766. upstairs bathroom floor
  5767.  
  5768. 1304
  5769. 01:36:53,980 --> 01:36:56,845
  5770. because he shoved a needle
  5771. full of smack too big
  5772.  
  5773. 1305
  5774. 01:36:56,845 --> 01:37:00,642
  5775. into his arm, and it
  5776. caused his heart to stop.
  5777.  
  5778. 1306
  5779. 01:37:03,093 --> 01:37:04,163
  5780. And I was 10.
  5781.  
  5782. 1307
  5783. 01:37:15,001 --> 01:37:17,176
  5784. You know, I like to think,
  5785.  
  5786. 1308
  5787. 01:37:18,833 --> 01:37:22,215
  5788. I like to think he
  5789. really did wanna stay.
  5790.  
  5791. 1309
  5792. 01:37:25,149 --> 01:37:26,979
  5793. He just hurt too much.
  5794.  
  5795. 1310
  5796. 01:37:28,704 --> 01:37:31,811
  5797. He'd done too much
  5798. damage to himself.
  5799.  
  5800. 1311
  5801. 01:37:42,718 --> 01:37:46,722
  5802. A few years later, my mom
  5803. and I moved back here.
  5804.  
  5805. 1312
  5806. 01:37:48,172 --> 01:37:51,796
  5807. And there was this boy down
  5808. the street, and I loved him,
  5809.  
  5810. 1313
  5811. 01:37:51,796 --> 01:37:54,627
  5812. I loved him right
  5813. away, instantly.
  5814.  
  5815. 1314
  5816. 01:37:59,459 --> 01:38:02,117
  5817. I loved him so
  5818. much, and one day,
  5819.  
  5820. 1315
  5821. 01:38:04,154 --> 01:38:06,225
  5822. he heard me fighting with my mom
  5823.  
  5824. 1316
  5825. 01:38:06,225 --> 01:38:09,228
  5826. because I always
  5827. fought with my mom,
  5828.  
  5829. 1317
  5830. 01:38:10,436 --> 01:38:12,887
  5831. and he asked me to come over,
  5832.  
  5833. 1318
  5834. 01:38:15,096 --> 01:38:18,996
  5835. and he gave me a drink,
  5836. and I thought this was,
  5837.  
  5838. 1319
  5839. 01:38:22,206 --> 01:38:26,383
  5840. I was like 13, so I thought
  5841. this was really badass,
  5842.  
  5843. 1320
  5844. 01:38:28,488 --> 01:38:31,491
  5845. so I had a drink,
  5846. and I had another,
  5847.  
  5848. 1321
  5849. 01:38:34,978 --> 01:38:39,154
  5850. and had another and another,
  5851. until I couldn't see straight.
  5852.  
  5853. 1322
  5854. 01:38:46,575 --> 01:38:49,233
  5855. I still loved this boy,
  5856.  
  5857. 1323
  5858. 01:38:49,233 --> 01:38:53,410
  5859. so I told him I love him,
  5860. and I tried to kiss him,
  5861.  
  5862. 1324
  5863. 01:38:59,312 --> 01:39:03,178
  5864. and he pushed me
  5865. away, and he said no,
  5866.  
  5867. 1325
  5868. 01:39:03,178 --> 01:39:05,077
  5869. you're gonna regret it.
  5870.  
  5871. 1326
  5872. 01:39:07,389 --> 01:39:11,393
  5873. And I said no, no, I
  5874. won't, this is what I want.
  5875.  
  5876. 1327
  5877. 01:39:17,330 --> 01:39:21,507
  5878. And the next morning, when I
  5879. stopped puking my guts out,
  5880.  
  5881. 1328
  5882. 01:39:27,375 --> 01:39:30,688
  5883. he said we could use
  5884. each other for practice
  5885.  
  5886. 1329
  5887. 01:39:30,688 --> 01:39:33,346
  5888. for when we really love someone.
  5889.  
  5890. 1330
  5891. 01:39:40,871 --> 01:39:42,942
  5892. That's what I was to him.
  5893.  
  5894. 1331
  5895. 01:39:45,462 --> 01:39:46,704
  5896. I was practice.
  5897.  
  5898. 1332
  5899. 01:39:59,890 --> 01:40:03,135
  5900. I let him have sex with me
  5901. so he could get good at it
  5902.  
  5903. 1333
  5904. 01:40:03,135 --> 01:40:04,722
  5905. for someone else
  5906.  
  5907. 1334
  5908. 01:40:04,722 --> 01:40:08,002
  5909. because I was drunk
  5910. and my dad was dead
  5911.  
  5912. 1335
  5913. 01:40:10,866 --> 01:40:13,352
  5914. and my mother was a million
  5915. miles away in her own world
  5916.  
  5917. 1336
  5918. 01:40:13,352 --> 01:40:17,528
  5919. and I needed to convince
  5920. myself that someone loved me.
  5921.  
  5922. 1337
  5923. 01:40:26,917 --> 01:40:28,022
  5924. I'm a cliche.
  5925.  
  5926. 1338
  5927. 01:40:32,474 --> 01:40:34,269
  5928. - So many people
  5929. spend so much time
  5930.  
  5931. 1339
  5932. 01:40:34,269 --> 01:40:36,616
  5933. trying to recreate the past,
  5934.  
  5935. 1340
  5936. 01:40:37,755 --> 01:40:40,517
  5937. so they can rewrite
  5938. their histories
  5939.  
  5940. 1341
  5941. 01:40:40,517 --> 01:40:44,693
  5942. and come out the victor, the
  5943. one that doesn't get hurt.
  5944.  
  5945. 1342
  5946. 01:40:47,800 --> 01:40:49,112
  5947. You can't do it.
  5948.  
  5949. 1343
  5950. 01:40:53,047 --> 01:40:56,740
  5951. And you didn't deserve
  5952. what happened to you.
  5953.  
  5954. 1344
  5955. 01:40:58,155 --> 01:41:00,019
  5956. You need to know that.
  5957.  
  5958. 1345
  5959. 01:41:19,073 --> 01:41:21,696
  5960. - I think it's time for a taxi.
  5961.  
  5962. 1346
  5963. 01:41:23,767 --> 01:41:26,183
  5964. Um, I'll get my car tomorrow.
  5965.  
  5966. 1347
  5967. 01:41:39,196 --> 01:41:40,646
  5968. - Good luck, Ali.
  5969.  
  5970. 1348
  5971. 01:41:41,578 --> 01:41:43,027
  5972. - You, too.
  5973.  
  5974. 1349
  5975. 01:42:15,336 --> 01:42:16,371
  5976. - Hey there.
  5977.  
  5978. 1350
  5979. 01:42:16,371 --> 01:42:17,269
  5980. - Hey, Ali.
  5981.  
  5982. 1351
  5983. 01:42:18,166 --> 01:42:19,857
  5984. - Do you wanna get outta here?
  5985.  
  5986. 1352
  5987. 01:42:19,857 --> 01:42:21,514
  5988. - Ali, this is Karen.
  5989.  
  5990. 1353
  5991. 01:42:21,514 --> 01:42:22,860
  5992. - Hi.
  5993.  
  5994. 1354
  5995. 01:42:22,860 --> 01:42:25,449
  5996. - So you're a little busy?
  5997.  
  5998. 1355
  5999. 01:42:25,449 --> 01:42:26,692
  6000. - Yeah, we are.
  6001.  
  6002. 1356
  6003. 01:42:26,692 --> 01:42:27,900
  6004. - Oh, I'm sorry, was
  6005. I talking to you?
  6006.  
  6007. 1357
  6008. 01:42:27,900 --> 01:42:30,799
  6009. - I'll text you
  6010. another time, okay?
  6011.  
  6012. 1358
  6013. 01:42:31,731 --> 01:42:32,560
  6014. Ali.
  6015.  
  6016. 1359
  6017. 01:42:37,944 --> 01:42:41,914
  6018. ♪ Left me for dead
  6019. that's what they said
  6020.  
  6021. 1360
  6022. 01:42:41,914 --> 01:42:43,674
  6023. ♪ That's what they said
  6024.  
  6025. 1361
  6026. 01:42:43,674 --> 01:42:47,230
  6027. ♪ Now I am back in my head
  6028.  
  6029. 1362
  6030. 01:42:50,267 --> 01:42:52,959
  6031. ♪ It's not lost
  6032.  
  6033. 1363
  6034. 01:42:56,929 --> 01:42:59,518
  6035. ♪ I'm not lost
  6036.  
  6037. 1364
  6038. 01:43:04,178 --> 01:43:06,835
  6039. ♪ It's not lost
  6040.  
  6041. 1365
  6042. 01:43:10,253 --> 01:43:12,876
  6043. ♪ I'm not lost
  6044.  
  6045. 1366
  6046. 01:43:22,368 --> 01:43:23,197
  6047. - Thanks.
  6048.  
  6049. 1367
  6050. 01:45:44,959 --> 01:45:45,787
  6051. Hey.
  6052.  
  6053. 1368
  6054. 01:45:47,306 --> 01:45:48,238
  6055. - Nice eye.
  6056.  
  6057. 1369
  6058. 01:45:49,170 --> 01:45:50,723
  6059. - Earned it myself.
  6060.  
  6061. 1370
  6062. 01:45:52,346 --> 01:45:53,588
  6063. - You'll have to forgive me,
  6064.  
  6065. 1371
  6066. 01:45:53,588 --> 01:45:56,729
  6067. I'm a little tired
  6068. from fucking myself.
  6069.  
  6070. 1372
  6071. 01:45:56,729 --> 01:45:58,179
  6072. - I deserve that.
  6073.  
  6074. 1373
  6075. 01:46:01,596 --> 01:46:03,598
  6076. - What do you want, Ali?
  6077.  
  6078. 1374
  6079. 01:46:05,013 --> 01:46:07,775
  6080. - I did the last
  6081. two assignments.
  6082.  
  6083. 1375
  6084. 01:46:19,925 --> 01:46:20,753
  6085. - Better.
  6086.  
  6087. 1376
  6088. 01:46:24,723 --> 01:46:26,621
  6089. - You knew, didn't you?
  6090.  
  6091. 1377
  6092. 01:46:28,140 --> 01:46:30,936
  6093. - If you're implying that's
  6094. why you felt I was hard on you,
  6095.  
  6096. 1378
  6097. 01:46:30,936 --> 01:46:32,938
  6098. I'm sorry to disappoint.
  6099.  
  6100. 1379
  6101. 01:46:35,009 --> 01:46:36,769
  6102. I don't know you, Ali.
  6103.  
  6104. 1380
  6105. 01:46:36,769 --> 01:46:40,463
  6106. It'd be easy to assume
  6107. I do, but I don't.
  6108.  
  6109. 1381
  6110. 01:46:40,463 --> 01:46:42,188
  6111. I only know you have talent,
  6112.  
  6113. 1382
  6114. 01:46:42,188 --> 01:46:44,432
  6115. but you think you can coast,
  6116.  
  6117. 1383
  6118. 01:46:44,432 --> 01:46:48,436
  6119. and that is a very short
  6120. trip that ends nowhere.
  6121.  
  6122. 1384
  6123. 01:46:51,405 --> 01:46:53,648
  6124. - I wanna come back.
  6125.  
  6126. 1385
  6127. 01:46:53,648 --> 01:46:54,477
  6128. - Why?
  6129.  
  6130. 1386
  6131. 01:46:55,650 --> 01:46:56,858
  6132. - What?
  6133.  
  6134. 1387
  6135. 01:46:56,858 --> 01:46:58,446
  6136. - Why do you wanna come back?
  6137.  
  6138. 1388
  6139. 01:46:58,446 --> 01:47:00,344
  6140. Don't do it out of some
  6141. false sense of obligation
  6142.  
  6143. 1389
  6144. 01:47:00,344 --> 01:47:03,244
  6145. that you really need to
  6146. finish what you start.
  6147.  
  6148. 1390
  6149. 01:47:03,244 --> 01:47:04,970
  6150. - So you're saying
  6151. I should just quit?
  6152.  
  6153. 1391
  6154. 01:47:04,970 --> 01:47:06,281
  6155. - Yeah.
  6156.  
  6157. 1392
  6158. 01:47:06,281 --> 01:47:07,317
  6159. Quit.
  6160.  
  6161. 1393
  6162. 01:47:07,317 --> 01:47:08,525
  6163. Do it, give up.
  6164.  
  6165. 1394
  6166. 01:47:10,458 --> 01:47:13,288
  6167. Find something
  6168. else, and do that.
  6169.  
  6170. 1395
  6171. 01:47:13,288 --> 01:47:15,946
  6172. - Okay, well what
  6173. if I don't want to.
  6174.  
  6175. 1396
  6176. 01:47:15,946 --> 01:47:17,120
  6177. - Well, if that's the case,
  6178.  
  6179. 1397
  6180. 01:47:17,120 --> 01:47:20,330
  6181. if quitting just
  6182. doesn't work for you,
  6183.  
  6184. 1398
  6185. 01:47:20,330 --> 01:47:23,022
  6186. I mean really giving
  6187. up is not an option,
  6188.  
  6189. 1399
  6190. 01:47:23,022 --> 01:47:25,197
  6191. then you'll figure it out.
  6192.  
  6193. 1400
  6194. 01:47:27,441 --> 01:47:29,512
  6195. You know the final's mandatory.
  6196.  
  6197. 1401
  6198. 01:47:29,512 --> 01:47:30,374
  6199. - Mm-hm.
  6200.  
  6201. 1402
  6202. 01:47:32,411 --> 01:47:35,138
  6203. - Then I'll see you Monday.
  6204.  
  6205. 1403
  6206. 01:47:35,138 --> 01:47:38,797
  6207. Oh, and Ali, prepare to
  6208. make that apology public
  6209.  
  6210. 1404
  6211. 01:47:38,797 --> 01:47:40,454
  6212. next time I see you.
  6213.  
  6214. 1405
  6215. 01:48:13,590 --> 01:48:14,453
  6216. - Sean?
  6217.  
  6218. 1406
  6219. 01:48:17,214 --> 01:48:18,422
  6220. Sean, I know you're in there.
  6221.  
  6222. 1407
  6223. 01:48:18,422 --> 01:48:19,631
  6224. I can hear you.
  6225.  
  6226. 1408
  6227. 01:48:32,229 --> 01:48:34,128
  6228. Sean, I'm really sorry.
  6229.  
  6230. 1409
  6231. 01:48:38,926 --> 01:48:42,170
  6232. Okay, guess I'm gonna
  6233. talk to the door.
  6234.  
  6235. 1410
  6236. 01:48:44,656 --> 01:48:48,245
  6237. Hello, door, we've
  6238. met several times,
  6239.  
  6240. 1411
  6241. 01:48:48,245 --> 01:48:50,834
  6242. so I trust you with my message.
  6243.  
  6244. 1412
  6245. 01:48:53,043 --> 01:48:57,220
  6246. But it's very important, so
  6247. make sure you're listening.
  6248.  
  6249. 1413
  6250. 01:48:58,393 --> 01:49:01,535
  6251. Could you please tell
  6252. Sean that I'm sorry?
  6253.  
  6254. 1414
  6255. 01:49:05,193 --> 01:49:07,748
  6256. I'm sorry for being an asshole.
  6257.  
  6258. 1415
  6259. 01:49:11,027 --> 01:49:14,513
  6260. I know he was just
  6261. trying to help me,
  6262.  
  6263. 1416
  6264. 01:49:14,513 --> 01:49:18,068
  6265. but right now I'm just
  6266. trying to figure out
  6267.  
  6268. 1417
  6269. 01:49:18,068 --> 01:49:19,311
  6270. how to help me.
  6271.  
  6272. 1418
  6273. 01:49:25,317 --> 01:49:29,493
  6274. And could you tell him that
  6275. I really, really like him?
  6276.  
  6277. 1419
  6278. 01:49:33,083 --> 01:49:34,913
  6279. And I wanna try again.
  6280.  
  6281. 1420
  6282. 01:49:38,882 --> 01:49:40,332
  6283. And I understand if
  6284. he doesn't want to,
  6285.  
  6286. 1421
  6287. 01:49:40,332 --> 01:49:42,092
  6288. I know it's my fault.
  6289.  
  6290. 1422
  6291. 01:49:44,025 --> 01:49:44,854
  6292. But um.
  6293.  
  6294. 1423
  6295. 01:49:47,339 --> 01:49:48,823
  6296. I'm working on it.
  6297.  
  6298. 1424
  6299. 01:49:52,586 --> 01:49:55,519
  6300. And could you please tell him
  6301.  
  6302. 1425
  6303. 01:49:55,519 --> 01:49:57,556
  6304. that I'm going back to class,
  6305.  
  6306. 1426
  6307. 01:49:57,556 --> 01:50:00,973
  6308. and my final is at
  6309. Laughs in three weeks,
  6310.  
  6311. 1427
  6312. 01:50:02,665 --> 01:50:05,668
  6313. and I'd really like
  6314. if he was there.
  6315.  
  6316. 1428
  6317. 01:50:10,880 --> 01:50:11,708
  6318. Okay.
  6319.  
  6320. 1429
  6321. 01:50:16,092 --> 01:50:16,920
  6322. Good talk.
  6323.  
  6324. 1430
  6325. 01:50:34,869 --> 01:50:39,046
  6326. ♪ All of my heroes
  6327. sit up straight
  6328.  
  6329. 1431
  6330. 01:50:43,464 --> 01:50:47,641
  6331. ♪ They stare at the
  6332. ground they radiate
  6333.  
  6334. 1432
  6335. 01:50:51,748 --> 01:50:54,406
  6336. ♪ Me I'm mumblin'
  6337. through the kitchen
  6338.  
  6339. 1433
  6340. 01:50:54,406 --> 01:50:57,720
  6341. ♪ For the sun to pay up
  6342.  
  6343. 1434
  6344. 01:51:01,171 --> 01:51:05,348
  6345. ♪ Lonely is the ring
  6346. on a cold coffee cup
  6347.  
  6348. 1435
  6349. 01:51:08,351 --> 01:51:11,837
  6350. ♪ And I'm some sick hound
  6351.  
  6352. 1436
  6353. 01:51:12,838 --> 01:51:15,841
  6354. ♪ Diggin' for bones
  6355.  
  6356. 1437
  6357. 01:51:17,049 --> 01:51:18,775
  6358. ♪ If it weren't
  6359. for second chances
  6360.  
  6361. 1438
  6362. 01:51:18,775 --> 01:51:21,778
  6363. ♪ We'd all be alone
  6364.  
  6365. 1439
  6366. 01:51:29,199 --> 01:51:33,376
  6367. ♪ My hands they were
  6368. strangers lost in the night
  6369.  
  6370. 1440
  6371. 01:51:38,001 --> 01:51:42,178
  6372. ♪ All the wavin' around
  6373. that parking lot light
  6374.  
  6375. 1441
  6376. 01:51:46,665 --> 01:51:48,840
  6377. ♪ And I'm waitin' in the wings
  6378.  
  6379. 1442
  6380. 01:51:48,840 --> 01:51:52,360
  6381. ♪ While the trees undress
  6382.  
  6383. 1443
  6384. 01:51:55,916 --> 01:52:00,092
  6385. ♪ Cuppin' my ear to
  6386. hear the wind confess
  6387.  
  6388. 1444
  6389. 01:52:03,268 --> 01:52:06,823
  6390. ♪ I'm a ghost in the garden
  6391.  
  6392. 1445
  6393. 01:52:06,823 --> 01:52:09,826
  6394. ♪ Scarin' the crows
  6395.  
  6396. 1446
  6397. 01:52:11,759 --> 01:52:13,416
  6398. ♪ If it weren't
  6399. for second chances
  6400.  
  6401. 1447
  6402. 01:52:13,416 --> 01:52:16,419
  6403. ♪ We'd all be alone
  6404.  
  6405. 1448
  6406. 01:52:24,254 --> 01:52:26,360
  6407. ♪ And I'm runnin' from nothin'
  6408.  
  6409. 1449
  6410. 01:52:26,360 --> 01:52:29,156
  6411. ♪ No thoughts in my mind
  6412.  
  6413. 1450
  6414. 01:52:29,156 --> 01:52:30,640
  6415. ♪ And my heart was all blacked
  6416.  
  6417. 1451
  6418. 01:52:30,640 --> 01:52:33,470
  6419. ♪ And I saw something shine
  6420.  
  6421. 1452
  6422. 01:52:33,470 --> 01:52:35,162
  6423. ♪ But that part was yours
  6424.  
  6425. 1453
  6426. 01:52:35,162 --> 01:52:37,751
  6427. ♪ But it might just be mine
  6428.  
  6429. 1454
  6430. 01:52:37,751 --> 01:52:41,893
  6431. ♪ I can share with you
  6432. if you give me time
  6433.  
  6434. 1455
  6435. 01:52:42,790 --> 01:52:47,588
  6436. ♪ And I'm all blood and knuckles
  6437.  
  6438. 1456
  6439. 01:52:47,588 --> 01:52:51,143
  6440. ♪ Longing for home
  6441.  
  6442. 1457
  6443. 01:52:51,143 --> 01:52:53,145
  6444. ♪ If it weren't
  6445. for second chances
  6446.  
  6447. 1458
  6448. 01:52:53,145 --> 01:52:56,148
  6449. ♪ We'd all be alone
  6450.  
  6451. 1459
  6452. 01:53:38,881 --> 01:53:42,746
  6453. ♪ I'm a shot through the dark
  6454.  
  6455. 1460
  6456. 01:53:43,575 --> 01:53:47,510
  6457. ♪ I'm a black sinkhole
  6458.  
  6459. 1461
  6460. 01:53:47,510 --> 01:53:49,719
  6461. ♪ If it weren't
  6462. for second chances
  6463.  
  6464. 1462
  6465. 01:53:49,719 --> 01:53:52,722
  6466. ♪ We'd all be alone
  6467.  
  6468. 1463
  6469. 01:54:25,306 --> 01:54:28,102
  6470. ♪ Look at the garden
  6471.  
  6472. 1464
  6473. 01:54:28,102 --> 01:54:30,967
  6474. ♪ We've sown
  6475.  
  6476. 1465
  6477. 01:54:30,967 --> 01:54:33,970
  6478. ♪ Sweat in the soil
  6479.  
  6480. 1466
  6481. 01:54:35,247 --> 01:54:37,353
  6482. ♪ It's ready to grow
  6483.  
  6484. 1467
  6485. 01:54:37,353 --> 01:54:40,701
  6486. ♪ But winter's here now
  6487.  
  6488. 1468
  6489. 01:54:42,392 --> 01:54:46,120
  6490. ♪ And it's time for me to go
  6491.  
  6492. 1469
  6493. 01:54:49,296 --> 01:54:51,850
  6494. ♪ Things will get harder
  6495.  
  6496. 1470
  6497. 01:54:51,850 --> 01:54:54,266
  6498. ♪ But spring's around the corner
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