Eng Hedgehog

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- Please put
your hands together

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for the guy you've been
waiting for all night,

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the amazing, the
funny, the awesome,

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my very good friend,
Mr. Nick Chambers.

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- Wow, thank you.

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Thank you, man, oh.

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You ever feel like you're
born in the wrong time period?

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I don't know, that's how I feel.

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Like everyone's trying
to do relationship things

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on these apps and
phones, things like that,

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but I feel like you gotta
do things face to face.

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It could be difficult if one
of those faces is this face.

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I think I was born in
the wrong time period.

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I wish I was back in
the 1920s and 1930s,

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back when all the lead singers
sounded like trombones.

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♪ Oh baby let me talk to you

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You know that voice?

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- Hey come on,
smoke out of the window,

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you're gonna ash on your dress.

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- I'm not gonna ash on my dress.

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- Yes you are, and I paid
a lot of money for it,

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so don't mess it up.

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- Actually your
mother paid for this dress.

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- Same difference.

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- What are you 12?

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- Ugh, thank god.

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Kyle, I love you, but
you have too much family.

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- Preach.

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- Hey Ali.

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- Hi.

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- Your mother's trying to
redecorate our bedroom.

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- Yeah, she does that.

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- Oh, did my mom try to
Feng Shui the furniture?

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- I don't know.

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I left after they were
trying to determine

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whether the bed was
facing due north.

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Does one of you have gum?

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- Yeah.

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- How much longer
do we have to be here?

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- Uh well, considering it is
your party and your house,

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I would say a while.

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- Ugh, god.

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- Here, man.

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- I just wanna go get tacos.

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- Right?

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- Jesus you two
are lightweights.

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- That sounds amazing right now.

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- Could we do that?
- I mean--

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- Could we bail?

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- You just hop in the car and--

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- Listen, let's, let's
ignite this sedan, and just.

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Trailblaze.

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- I'm firing this
thing up right now.

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- Oh hi.
- Hi.

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- You're Kyle's cousin.

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- Uh yeah, I'm one of many.

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I'm Ali.

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- You're the matron of honor?

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- Oh no, no, I'm just
your standard bridesmaid,

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but the matron is Jill,

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the rather surly looking
woman in the corner

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with the two and
a half children.

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- I, I heard you're
quite a comedian.

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- That's what the fortune
cookies keep telling me, so.

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- Well, right, well, it's
nice talking with you.

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- Mm-hm, yeah.

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Okay.

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- Oh shit.

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Here comes trouble.

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- Hi, Danny.

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- Look at you, all fancy.

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- Oh, you like?

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- What's the occasion?

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- Wedding, pre-wedding.

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- Pre-wedding.

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- Yeah, it's the party
before the party.

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That's who they do it.

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- Is that right?

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How'd you know I'd be here?

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- Where else would you be?

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- You're calling me predictable?

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- Never.

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- Well, you went looking
for me and you found me, so.

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- Who said I was
looking for you?

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- Oh, she's cold.

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She's cold.

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- Hi, can I help you?

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- Yeah, is this
Writing for Comedy?

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- Are you Alma?

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- Ali, yeah.

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- Then this is Writing
for Comedy, come on in.

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All right, now that
everyone is here, welcome.

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Here is the syllabus
for the next few weeks.

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Please take one, pass it down.

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As Ali here has
just established,

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this is Writing for Comedy,
an eight-week course

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designed to give you
all professional careers

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in comedic writing.

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- Really?

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- No.

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You're here because you
need to learn how to write,

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and being good at
it comes much later.

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Okay, let's look at page
two of the syllabus.

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And let's look at week eight.

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A stand-up performance.

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- Oh my god, you look so good.

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Oh, if you look better than me,

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I'm gonna be so pissed.

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- Okay, nobody's gonna look
better than you, all right?

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And even if they do, just
throw some bridezilla shit.

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Throw 'em in the lake.

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- What lake?

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- Isn't there always a
lake at these things?

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You know, something for
the swans or the doves,

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or something with peace birds.

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- Have you ever actually
been to a wedding?

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- Is everyone happy here?

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- Yeah, fits like a glove.

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- Great, we also offer
steam and press package,

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so it's guaranteed to
be perfect on the day.

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- Oh yes, totally,
I'll go for that.

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- Hey, I'm paying for my dress.

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- Hey, this I just a bonus,
let me do this for you.

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- Could you excuse
us for one minute?

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- Sure.

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- Please, um, okay, so.

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So you know I love
Kyle, you know,

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he's like, he's more like a
brother than a cousin to me.

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You know, like most
of our bloodline,

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he's been dumber than a bag of
hammers for most of his life,

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which has been so much
better since he met you,

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and I'm thankful, and
I'm talking about me

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and most of the Massachusetts
State Police Department here,

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but you know, you've
already spent like,

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all of your savings,

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plus having to deal
with his crazy parents,

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and my psycho ass
mother, and um, you know,

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all 42 of our cousins,

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so just shut up about the dress
and let me pay for it, okay?

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- Yeah, bring it in
for the real thing.

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Come on, yeah.

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- We're hugging
in a bridal shop.

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- Yes, we are.

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And I really hope I don't
have to throw you in the lake.

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- Next time Big Jim
destroys the mens room,

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these waders are going to you.

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- Okay, well I'm not the one

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who gave him the
endless sub supreme.

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- Mm.

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- Hey can I ask a favor?

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- Shoot.

152
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- I need an advance.

153
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- How much?

154
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- Two week?

155
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- Ah, I can't do it.

156
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- You just gave Brendan
an advance like last week.

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- Yeah, his wife
just had a baby.

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- Okay, so I need to knock
out a kid to get a float.

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- No, but maybe if you started
doing your own routines

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like you keep telling
me you want to,

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then I could pay you more.

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- That's harsh.

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- Mm, you're okay though?

164
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You're not in trouble.

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- No, no it's just
there's like extra costs

166
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with the wedding, and I'm
taking this writing class.

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- What is it, a
punch up sorta thing?

168
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- No, no, it's like a
little more basic than that.

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- Nice.

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- So you gonna
give me the money?

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- No.

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- You're lame.

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- Look Al, if I had more
work, I'd give it to you.

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If I had more money,
I'd give it to you.

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But I don't, and there is none,

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so either start
doing your own sets,

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or get a second job.

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- Start doing your own
routines or get a second job.

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You can't even handle
my routines, fool.

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- I heard a rumor that we're
gonna see you up there tonight.

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- Mm-hm, oh really?

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- Oh yeah.

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Super credible source,
never one to lie.

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- Mm-hm.

185
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- You pissed at me or something?

186
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- I'm working.

187
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- Matt's right, you know.

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If you start doing your own sets

189
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instead of checking everyone in,

190
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you could make some more money.

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- Okay Brendan, let's
just forget for a second

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that I didn't really need
Matt telling everyone

193
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that I'm strapped for cash,

194
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but I don't even really
wanna do stand up anymore.

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You know?

196
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I'm over it.

197
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- Is that why you're
taking writing classes?

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- Okay, quit it.

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- Listen, if you're
that hard up for money,

200
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my neighbor needs help moving.

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- I was thinking something
a little more long term.

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- No, no, no, you
don't understand.

203
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She's got a bad knee, and
she has to use a cane.

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So she needs someone to
help pack up all her stuff

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before she can get someone
in to sell the place.

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- Well that sounds charming,
but I'm not a mover, so.

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- Fine.

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Suit yourself.

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- You know that?

210
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- I think I'm funny.
- I, I think--

211
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- Gotta love
the Wednesday night

212
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fuck face special.

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You want to?

214
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- No.

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- You suck.

216
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- Yeah, I
suck, that's great.

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- You suck.

218
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- I suck.
- Go make me a sandwich.

219
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- Sir, you
have to leave right now.

220
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- No really, I paid four
dollars, I'm not leaving.

221
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- That's an
awful lot of comedy

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brought to you by
this gentleman.

223
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Thank you, good night.

224
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Have a nice night.

225
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- Okay, beautiful,
wow, that was intelligent.

226
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- Hey girl.

227
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- Hey, what's up.

228
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- Not much.

229
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Maggie and I are about to
hit up this warehouse party

230
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at Southbridge.

231
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- Southbridge, shit, that's far.

232
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- Oh, we can pick you
up if you wanna come with.

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Are you home?

234
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- Ali!

235
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- Stop it.

236
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- Oh good, you're up.

237
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- Why?

238
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Get off of me!

239
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- Somebody went partying.

240
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- Yeah well, the
night was still young.

241
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- I thought you said you
were going home after work.

242
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- Well, I changed my mind.

243
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What do you want?

244
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- Help me write my vows.

245
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- Dude, they're your vows,
why don't you write them?

246
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- I'm not a writer.

247
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- Okay well, I'm
not a vow writer.

248
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- Now you're not that bad, Ali.

249
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Come on, I'll buy you brunch.

250
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Come on, come on, come on.

251
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- Fine, leave me alone!

252
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- That's the spirit.

253
00:16:13,489 --> 00:16:15,629
Ooh, you might
wanna get something

254
00:16:15,629 --> 00:16:18,425
to cover up that
hangover, like a,

255
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like a burqa or something.

256
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Chip chop, chip chop!

257
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Amy.

258
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I find I'm so excited that
I can barely hold still

259
00:16:40,758 --> 00:16:43,209
or hold a thought in my head.

260
00:16:43,209 --> 00:16:44,555
I think it's the excitement

261
00:16:44,555 --> 00:16:46,419
only a soon-to-be-married
man can feel.

262
00:16:46,419 --> 00:16:48,076
A man at the start
of a long journey

263
00:16:48,076 --> 00:16:50,009
whose conclusion is uncertain.

264
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,596
I hope I can make it
across the border.

265
00:16:51,596 --> 00:16:55,152
I hope to see my friend
and shake his hand.

266
00:16:56,912 --> 00:17:01,020
I hope the Pacific is as
blue as it has been in my.

267
00:17:02,159 --> 00:17:03,815
Are you quoting The
Shawshank Redemption?

268
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:07,957
- I believe in two things,
discipline and the Bible.

269
00:17:07,957 --> 00:17:09,718
- What am I gonna write?

270
00:17:09,718 --> 00:17:11,237
- You know, that
is a beloved film.

271
00:17:11,237 --> 00:17:12,721
- I'm not quoting the
Shawshank Redemption

272
00:17:12,721 --> 00:17:13,963
in my own wedding.

273
00:17:13,963 --> 00:17:15,034
- Well what
do you wanna write?

274
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,276
- I don't know.

275
00:17:16,276 --> 00:17:18,623
You know, I thought this
would be the easy part.

276
00:17:18,623 --> 00:17:20,039
- I don't think there
is an easy part.

277
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,041
- I just, I want to
find a way to say

278
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,422
like you know, she's my one.

279
00:17:24,422 --> 00:17:26,424
She like my other hippo.

280
00:17:27,874 --> 00:17:29,324
- Your other hippo.

281
00:17:29,324 --> 00:17:31,567
- Yeah, 'cause you know, they
like, they mate for life.

282
00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:33,949
- No Kyle, that's penguins.

283
00:17:33,949 --> 00:17:35,399
- Whatever.

284
00:17:35,399 --> 00:17:37,297
It's just like, I used
to be kind of a dumbass--

285
00:17:37,297 --> 00:17:38,574
- You used to be
kind of a dumbass.

286
00:17:38,574 --> 00:17:39,403
- Shut up.

287
00:17:40,956 --> 00:17:42,164
Amy makes me better, you know?

288
00:17:42,164 --> 00:17:43,545
She sees the kind
of person I could be

289
00:17:43,545 --> 00:17:45,719
and she makes me
want to be that.

290
00:17:45,719 --> 00:17:48,481
She believes in
me, she knows me,

291
00:17:49,896 --> 00:17:51,173
she won't let me
give up on myself,

292
00:17:51,173 --> 00:17:54,038
she pushes me to be better.

293
00:17:54,038 --> 00:17:57,766
I still feel like I can
be myself around her.

294
00:17:57,766 --> 00:17:59,975
Like, like it doesn't come
from this place of judgment

295
00:17:59,975 --> 00:18:02,391
it comes from a place of love.

296
00:18:04,013 --> 00:18:06,947
I never had that
with anybody else.

297
00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:09,709
- Dude, write that down.

298
00:18:09,709 --> 00:18:12,021
- That's just me talking.

299
00:18:12,021 --> 00:18:13,816
- Yeah, but that's what's good.

300
00:18:13,816 --> 00:18:15,266
People don't wanna hear you say

301
00:18:15,266 --> 00:18:18,545
I promise to love you
and treasure you forever.

302
00:18:18,545 --> 00:18:21,307
They wanna hear something real.

303
00:18:21,307 --> 00:18:22,549
The best shit always comes out

304
00:18:22,549 --> 00:18:24,724
when you're not
thinkin' about it.

305
00:18:24,724 --> 00:18:26,726
- See, you are a writer.

306
00:18:27,727 --> 00:18:29,970
- Ugh, god I feel like ass.

307
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,733
- That's my Ali,
class all the way.

308
00:18:33,733 --> 00:18:35,631
Ooh, I gotta go pick up my tux.

309
00:18:35,631 --> 00:18:37,668
You wanna come with?

310
00:18:37,668 --> 00:18:40,912
- Mm no, I think I've had
enough excitement for one day.

311
00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:42,121
- Thanks.

312
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:42,983
- Yeah.

313
00:19:46,426 --> 00:19:47,255
- 52.50.

314
00:19:49,774 --> 00:19:50,775
- Seriously?

315
00:19:52,018 --> 00:19:53,502
- Yeah, seriously.

316
00:20:13,315 --> 00:20:14,178
Sign here.

317
00:20:49,386 --> 00:20:50,249
- Shit.

318
00:21:10,890 --> 00:21:11,891
Hey Brendan.

319
00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:42,577
Hi, this is 30?

320
00:21:44,648 --> 00:21:46,891
- You're Brendan's girl?

321
00:21:46,891 --> 00:21:48,721
- Yeah, I guess.

322
00:21:50,550 --> 00:21:52,069
- What's in that bag?

323
00:21:52,069 --> 00:21:53,657
- Oh, it's records.

324
00:21:54,554 --> 00:21:56,349
- What, like vinyl?

325
00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:58,593
- Yeah, I just bought them.

326
00:21:59,559 --> 00:22:02,044
- Why did you bring me records?

327
00:22:02,044 --> 00:22:03,977
- No, I, sorry, I didn't.

328
00:22:03,977 --> 00:22:06,877
They're for me, I
just bought them.

329
00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:10,225
- I see.

330
00:22:13,090 --> 00:22:15,264
- Can I come in now?

331
00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:17,128
- I guess.

332
00:22:31,073 --> 00:22:35,250
I've taken the liberty of
assembling some boxes for you.

333
00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:45,502
- Wow, you
have a lot of stuff.

334
00:22:47,227 --> 00:22:48,332
- If it's gonna be
too much for you,

335
00:22:48,332 --> 00:22:50,472
I can get someone else.

336
00:22:50,472 --> 00:22:53,268
- No, no, it's
fine, I can do it.

337
00:22:54,269 --> 00:22:55,650
- So you'll start in here.

338
00:22:55,650 --> 00:22:57,652
This is my sitting room.

339
00:22:59,032 --> 00:23:01,897
Probably take you
a couple of days.

340
00:23:04,969 --> 00:23:09,146
- Um, is there any particular
order you want me to follow?

341
00:23:10,147 --> 00:23:11,390
- Are you one of those people

342
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:14,393
that needs everything
spelled out for them?

343
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,255
- No.

344
00:23:16,256 --> 00:23:17,396
- Good.

345
00:24:59,670 --> 00:25:01,569
I don't recall
paying you to read.

346
00:25:01,569 --> 00:25:02,431
- Sorry.

347
00:25:03,743 --> 00:25:05,020
You wrote this?

348
00:25:06,194 --> 00:25:10,301
- That's my picture
on the back, isn't it?

349
00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:12,062
I think that's enough for today.

350
00:25:12,062 --> 00:25:12,890
I'm tired.

351
00:25:14,098 --> 00:25:17,032
I'd like you to start a
little earlier tomorrow.

352
00:25:17,032 --> 00:25:18,551
- Yeah, I get out
of class at one.

353
00:25:18,551 --> 00:25:20,588
- Okay, that's fine.

354
00:25:20,588 --> 00:25:21,865
What are you studying?

355
00:25:21,865 --> 00:25:23,038
- Comedy.

356
00:25:23,038 --> 00:25:24,695
How to write comedy.

357
00:25:25,869 --> 00:25:29,286
- They can teach a
person to be funny?

358
00:25:29,286 --> 00:25:31,322
- They can try.

359
00:25:31,322 --> 00:25:32,392
- So they do.

360
00:25:36,327 --> 00:25:39,503
- Would you mind if
I borrow the book?

361
00:25:42,575 --> 00:25:46,027
- As long as you read
it on your own time.

362
00:25:46,027 --> 00:25:48,616
You can burn it for all I care.

363
00:25:56,106 --> 00:25:59,385
- All right, each of you
has homework for this week.

364
00:25:59,385 --> 00:26:01,767
Things to do, write
it down please.

365
00:26:01,767 --> 00:26:05,425
I want you to write 10
jokes a day, new ones.

366
00:26:05,425 --> 00:26:07,082
New ones, they don't
have to be great,

367
00:26:07,082 --> 00:26:09,050
they just have to
be 10 jokes a day.

368
00:26:09,050 --> 00:26:10,534
It's a good habit to get into.

369
00:26:10,534 --> 00:26:12,053
YouTube your favorite comedian.

370
00:26:12,053 --> 00:26:14,711
Find out what works, what
doesn't work, take notes.

371
00:26:14,711 --> 00:26:19,267
Five responses to the phrase,
he's so old, dot dot dot,

372
00:26:19,267 --> 00:26:20,509
what are you gonna put for that?

373
00:26:20,509 --> 00:26:21,752
Try to be original
with those, please.

374
00:26:21,752 --> 00:26:24,997
And finally, I want you
to go to a comedy show.

375
00:26:24,997 --> 00:26:28,069
Any show, it doesn't matter.

376
00:26:28,069 --> 00:26:30,589
Watch, listen, observe, learn.

377
00:26:35,835 --> 00:26:37,354
And please bring
me your ticket stub

378
00:26:37,354 --> 00:26:39,701
or else I'll know you're lying,

379
00:26:39,701 --> 00:26:40,875
and that will undermine

380
00:26:40,875 --> 00:26:43,671
our already very
fragile relationship.

381
00:26:45,983 --> 00:26:47,191
Okay, that's it for today.

382
00:26:47,191 --> 00:26:48,883
I have your sketches
from last week,

383
00:26:48,883 --> 00:26:52,472
so come pick 'em up on
your way out, thanks.

384
00:26:52,472 --> 00:26:53,715
Good.

385
00:26:53,715 --> 00:26:54,820
I don't know.

386
00:26:55,786 --> 00:26:57,236
Not bad, not bad.

387
00:26:58,202 --> 00:27:00,515
You guys are gettin' better.

388
00:27:01,999 --> 00:27:03,760
Gettin' better, okay.

389
00:27:18,947 --> 00:27:19,776
- Sorry.

390
00:27:28,888 --> 00:27:31,442
- Something on your mind, Ali?

391
00:27:31,442 --> 00:27:33,790
- You went a little
pen happy on my sketch.

392
00:27:33,790 --> 00:27:35,550
- That's my job.

393
00:27:35,550 --> 00:27:37,310
- It's a good sketch.

394
00:27:38,311 --> 00:27:40,797
But you don't think it is.

395
00:27:40,797 --> 00:27:43,040
- Do you want my honest opinion?

396
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:44,628
- Well it looks like I
got a paragraph of 'em,

397
00:27:44,628 --> 00:27:46,181
so what's one more?

398
00:27:47,182 --> 00:27:49,288
- It's very flat.

399
00:27:49,288 --> 00:27:50,738
- Flat.

400
00:27:50,738 --> 00:27:52,601
- Yeah, look.

401
00:27:52,601 --> 00:27:54,155
The set up's good, the
characters are good,

402
00:27:54,155 --> 00:27:56,122
you've got good delivery--

403
00:27:56,122 --> 00:27:56,951
- But?

404
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,609
- You're being lazy.

405
00:28:00,609 --> 00:28:01,887
- Sorry I asked.

406
00:28:01,887 --> 00:28:04,579
- Ali, I've read
your writing samples.

407
00:28:04,579 --> 00:28:07,720
I know you can do
better, so go do it.

408
00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:43,722
- Your sitting room's done.

409
00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:45,758
- Is it?

410
00:28:45,758 --> 00:28:47,277
- You wanna check?

411
00:28:48,140 --> 00:28:50,142
- Not really, no.

412
00:28:53,283 --> 00:28:56,700
You can start on the upstairs
bedroom, to the right.

413
00:28:56,700 --> 00:28:58,184
Top of the stairs.

414
00:29:01,429 --> 00:29:02,982
- I like your book.

415
00:29:04,673 --> 00:29:06,917
- Did you finish it?

416
00:29:06,917 --> 00:29:08,091
- Uh, not yet.

417
00:29:09,402 --> 00:29:13,579
- I'd reserve
judgment until the end, then.

418
00:29:21,898 --> 00:29:22,830
You can go.

419
00:29:48,510 --> 00:29:49,339
- Shit.

420
00:30:54,473 --> 00:30:57,648
Joshua, the man, the
myth, the legend.

421
00:30:58,822 --> 00:31:01,273
I was wondering what
you are doing right now

422
00:31:01,273 --> 00:31:03,413
because I was just celebrating
my cousin's wedding,

423
00:31:03,413 --> 00:31:06,416
and I think that
we should hang out,

424
00:31:09,764 --> 00:31:11,593
so I should come over.

425
00:31:13,595 --> 00:31:15,045
No, okay.

426
00:31:15,045 --> 00:31:17,323
Yeah, yeah some other time.

427
00:31:18,290 --> 00:31:19,118
Okay, bye.

428
00:31:31,993 --> 00:31:33,581
Hey Asha, it's Ali.

429
00:31:35,721 --> 00:31:38,758
I'm fuckin', I'm out and about.

430
00:31:38,758 --> 00:31:42,038
Uh so, you know, give me a call.

431
00:31:42,038 --> 00:31:45,248
I wanna hear about
that Southbridge party,

432
00:31:45,248 --> 00:31:46,076
so um.

433
00:31:47,629 --> 00:31:49,631
Yeah, you know, call me.

434
00:31:51,771 --> 00:31:52,600
Bye.

435
00:32:03,197 --> 00:32:05,026
John, my favorite, hi.

436
00:32:07,546 --> 00:32:08,478
So I think.

437
00:32:09,686 --> 00:32:13,483
I think that you should
let me come over, okay?

438
00:32:17,866 --> 00:32:19,247
Yeah?

439
00:32:19,247 --> 00:32:20,076
Okay.

440
00:32:21,180 --> 00:32:23,631
Okay, I'll see you soon, bye.

441
00:33:30,111 --> 00:33:31,285
Just a second.

442
00:34:05,698 --> 00:34:06,941
- Lost earring?

443
00:34:08,356 --> 00:34:09,771
- Lost speech, hey, have
you seen a piece of paper.

444
00:34:09,771 --> 00:34:10,772
- Did you write it?

445
00:34:10,772 --> 00:34:12,257
- Excuse me?

446
00:34:12,257 --> 00:34:13,810
- Did you write the speech
that you're lookin' for.

447
00:34:13,810 --> 00:34:15,018
- Yeah.

448
00:34:15,018 --> 00:34:16,847
- Oh, well then you
already know it.

449
00:34:16,847 --> 00:34:18,608
- Okay, thanks guy
at bar I don't know

450
00:34:18,608 --> 00:34:23,268
for your sage wisdom, but
I need to find this thing.

451
00:34:23,268 --> 00:34:25,132
- It's stuck to your shoe.

452
00:34:25,132 --> 00:34:25,994
- What?

453
00:34:28,687 --> 00:34:30,309
How long were you gonna let
me keep looking for that?

454
00:34:30,309 --> 00:34:34,072
- Only until it
stopped being amusing.

455
00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:34,934
- Asshole.

456
00:34:37,282 --> 00:34:39,180
- So after about three
hours being duct taped

457
00:34:39,180 --> 00:34:42,183
in the back of this
trunk, it opens up,

458
00:34:42,183 --> 00:34:45,807
and there's Kyle with that
big goofy grin of his,

459
00:34:45,807 --> 00:34:49,363
just smiling, being like hey,
hope you like Celine Dion

460
00:34:49,363 --> 00:34:51,296
because we're in Canada.

461
00:34:52,814 --> 00:34:56,991
So Amy, thank you so much for
domesticating him, really.

462
00:34:56,991 --> 00:34:59,097
That's enough from me.

463
00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:02,169
I'm gonna hand it over
now Kyle's cousin Ali,

464
00:35:02,169 --> 00:35:04,032
who, if you don't
know her already,

465
00:35:04,032 --> 00:35:05,275
you're gonna love her, so.

466
00:35:05,275 --> 00:35:06,518
Ali, everybody.

467
00:35:15,803 --> 00:35:16,907
- Hi.

468
00:35:16,907 --> 00:35:17,908
Hi, I'm Ali.

469
00:35:20,048 --> 00:35:23,293
As many of you know,
Kyle is my cousin.

470
00:35:24,467 --> 00:35:26,917
But he's also my best friend,

471
00:35:28,678 --> 00:35:30,680
and okay, so real quick.

472
00:35:35,857 --> 00:35:39,999
Um, so growing up, when
I was a little kid,

473
00:35:39,999 --> 00:35:41,829
I was terrified of spiders,

474
00:35:41,829 --> 00:35:44,866
and I don't know, I was
like deathly afraid of them,

475
00:35:44,866 --> 00:35:47,006
and I think I watch
Arachnophobia too many times

476
00:35:47,006 --> 00:35:49,768
when I was like
five, but anyway,

477
00:35:49,768 --> 00:35:51,597
I was just convinced that they
would come out of the walls

478
00:35:51,597 --> 00:35:54,669
and attack me when I was asleep,

479
00:35:54,669 --> 00:35:57,224
so Kyle used to sleep
over all the time,

480
00:35:57,224 --> 00:36:00,158
and one day, we
had this big party,

481
00:36:01,504 --> 00:36:03,264
and all the neighborhood
kids were there,

482
00:36:03,264 --> 00:36:06,750
and somehow, one
of them found out

483
00:36:06,750 --> 00:36:08,718
I was afraid of these spiders

484
00:36:08,718 --> 00:36:13,136
and decided to go digging
around in the back yard

485
00:36:13,136 --> 00:36:16,001
and fine one and throw it on me,

486
00:36:16,001 --> 00:36:20,868
so I was like crying and
crying, and Kyle found out,

487
00:36:20,868 --> 00:36:24,492
and then he went and
found the kid who did it

488
00:36:24,492 --> 00:36:28,324
and smacked him in the face
with a jug of Kool-Aid,

489
00:36:28,324 --> 00:36:31,085
so anyway, it was
this whole thing,

490
00:36:31,085 --> 00:36:32,845
and later that night,

491
00:36:35,262 --> 00:36:38,161
after both of our parents were
done tearin' him a new one,

492
00:36:38,161 --> 00:36:41,578
Kyle slept over and he
checked the entire basement

493
00:36:41,578 --> 00:36:43,994
for spiders, and he said Ali,

494
00:36:46,169 --> 00:36:49,241
you're afraid of
spiders right now,

495
00:36:49,241 --> 00:36:51,243
but you won't always be,

496
00:36:52,693 --> 00:36:56,317
and right now it's okay
to be afraid of something,

497
00:36:57,801 --> 00:37:01,909
so when he met Amy, I was
like, she better be awesome,

498
00:37:03,255 --> 00:37:05,568
because Kyle's been
keeping away the spiders

499
00:37:05,568 --> 00:37:09,675
all these years, and
whoever he ends up with

500
00:37:09,675 --> 00:37:13,852
has to be equally as cool,
so it turns out, actually,

501
00:37:15,336 --> 00:37:17,959
that Kyle is afraid of heights,

502
00:37:17,959 --> 00:37:20,203
roller coasters to be specific,

503
00:37:20,203 --> 00:37:24,690
and sorry Kyle, I'm kind
of gonna out you, here.

504
00:37:24,690 --> 00:37:28,211
But um, so there was this
like big company picnic,

505
00:37:28,211 --> 00:37:31,145
and I just tagged along,
and that's how I met Amy,

506
00:37:31,145 --> 00:37:34,873
and I was like okay, things
are gettin' kind of serious,

507
00:37:34,873 --> 00:37:37,013
I better size her up.

508
00:37:37,013 --> 00:37:41,189
So um, so everyone wanted to
go on this huge death drop

509
00:37:45,677 --> 00:37:48,162
megaton roller coaster,

510
00:37:48,162 --> 00:37:52,235
and Kyle looked like
he was gonna throw up,

511
00:37:52,235 --> 00:37:56,757
so all of his co-workers
were making fun of him

512
00:37:56,757 --> 00:38:00,312
and everything and that's
when Amy jumped in,

513
00:38:00,312 --> 00:38:02,866
and she said she felt sick,

514
00:38:02,866 --> 00:38:05,524
and that she needed to sit down,

515
00:38:06,870 --> 00:38:10,357
and someone went and
got her some water,

516
00:38:10,357 --> 00:38:14,257
and Kyle sat with her, while
everyone else went on the ride,

517
00:38:14,257 --> 00:38:18,882
and that's when I realized
that she did for him

518
00:38:18,882 --> 00:38:23,231
what he had done for me
because she knew he was scared

519
00:38:23,231 --> 00:38:25,303
and she knew it was okay,

520
00:38:30,411 --> 00:38:33,587
and she didn't want
him to feel alone,

521
00:38:36,555 --> 00:38:38,557
so um, Kyle and Amy, um.

522
00:38:41,767 --> 00:38:45,530
To whatever crazy shit
life may throw at you,

523
00:38:47,117 --> 00:38:49,706
I know you guys will be
there to lie for one another

524
00:38:49,706 --> 00:38:52,778
or smack somebody with a
jug of Kool-Aid, I love you.

525
00:39:44,658 --> 00:39:45,866
Ah!

526
00:39:45,866 --> 00:39:47,108
- Jesus.

527
00:39:47,108 --> 00:39:48,247
- God, what are you doing?

528
00:39:48,247 --> 00:39:49,732
- What are you doing?

529
00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:53,943
- God, I feel like I'm dying.

530
00:39:53,943 --> 00:39:56,014
- I think you're
having a panic attack.

531
00:39:56,014 --> 00:39:57,567
- A what?

532
00:39:57,567 --> 00:39:58,396
- Um.

533
00:40:00,432 --> 00:40:01,847
Can you sit down?

534
00:40:01,847 --> 00:40:04,609
- No, no, I don't
wanna sit down.

535
00:40:14,964 --> 00:40:16,414
- Here, hold this.

536
00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:17,484
- It's ice.

537
00:40:17,484 --> 00:40:18,726
- It's gonna help.

538
00:40:18,726 --> 00:40:19,658
- Are you a doctor?

539
00:40:19,658 --> 00:40:21,764
- Just hold the ice, here.

540
00:40:37,227 --> 00:40:38,056
Better?

541
00:40:40,058 --> 00:40:40,886
- Yeah.

542
00:40:42,474 --> 00:40:43,337
- Here.

543
00:40:46,927 --> 00:40:48,653
- You're the guy.

544
00:40:48,653 --> 00:40:50,827
You're the guy with my shoe.

545
00:40:50,827 --> 00:40:55,004
- That's what they call
me, the guy with the shoe.

546
00:40:55,832 --> 00:40:57,593
- Are you a guest?

547
00:40:57,593 --> 00:40:58,456
- No.

548
00:40:59,802 --> 00:41:01,597
- A florist?

549
00:41:01,597 --> 00:41:02,874
- I was filling in for a friend,

550
00:41:02,874 --> 00:41:04,462
I was playing the
wedding upstairs.

551
00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:06,809
- Ah, so you're
in a wedding band.

552
00:41:06,809 --> 00:41:09,984
- Part time.

553
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:13,954
You feelin' better?

554
00:41:15,749 --> 00:41:17,854
- I feel like I need a
drink the size of my arm.

555
00:41:17,854 --> 00:41:18,683
- Uh-huh.

556
00:41:20,201 --> 00:41:22,169
- Do I look like a Monet?

557
00:41:22,169 --> 00:41:25,655
- Yeah, but most
people like Monet.

558
00:41:25,655 --> 00:41:27,450
- You're weird.

559
00:41:27,450 --> 00:41:30,902
- You're the one
giving speeches about spiders.

560
00:41:30,902 --> 00:41:32,282
- Oh, you were watching me.

561
00:41:32,282 --> 00:41:35,527
- Yeah, well I had
to see how it ended.

562
00:41:36,908 --> 00:41:40,705
Hey, how about we
get you that drink?

563
00:41:40,705 --> 00:41:44,778
- Yeah, well if you're
buying, I'm not saying no.

564
00:41:50,577 --> 00:41:52,268
- So what do you do?

565
00:41:54,995 --> 00:41:56,514
- Why do you care?

566
00:41:57,549 --> 00:42:00,448
- Are you always this hostile?

567
00:42:00,448 --> 00:42:04,522
- Well, I'm a comedian,
so we're born hostile.

568
00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:05,453
- That explains
your speech then.

569
00:42:05,453 --> 00:42:08,664
You can tell you're a performer.

570
00:42:08,664 --> 00:42:12,046
- Do you enjoy dissecting
people you just met?

571
00:42:12,046 --> 00:42:14,497
- Part time surgeon,
part time musician.

572
00:42:14,497 --> 00:42:15,705
- Sounds messy.

573
00:42:20,986 --> 00:42:24,369
- So how much longer
is your wedding?

574
00:42:24,369 --> 00:42:27,027
- Do you have somewhere to be?

575
00:42:27,027 --> 00:42:29,443
- Venues just feel like work.

576
00:42:31,859 --> 00:42:32,860
- Wait here.

577
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:43,422
- Ali!

578
00:42:45,183 --> 00:42:46,149
Hi babe.

579
00:42:46,149 --> 00:42:47,634
- Oh.

580
00:42:47,634 --> 00:42:50,913
- Ali baby, I promise, I'll
always check for spiders.

581
00:42:50,913 --> 00:42:51,741
- I know.

582
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:54,813
Hey, I think I'm
gonna get outta here.

583
00:42:54,813 --> 00:42:56,159
- Hey come on, you know,
things are winding down.

584
00:42:56,159 --> 00:42:57,126
We can just relax.

585
00:42:57,126 --> 00:42:58,299
- No, I think I'm just tired.

586
00:42:58,299 --> 00:43:01,509
But hey, I'll see you tomorrow.

587
00:43:01,509 --> 00:43:02,407
- You suck.

588
00:43:02,407 --> 00:43:03,270
- Ah, I love you.

589
00:43:03,270 --> 00:43:04,202
- You suck.

590
00:43:08,206 --> 00:43:09,310
What is this?

591
00:43:47,763 --> 00:43:48,626
- Hey.

592
00:43:49,730 --> 00:43:51,007
Hey.

593
00:43:51,007 --> 00:43:52,837
I've been here before.

594
00:43:56,944 --> 00:43:57,773
Come on.

595
00:43:59,913 --> 00:44:03,261
I think I've definitely
been here before.

596
00:44:29,356 --> 00:44:31,289
Are you somebody's dad?

597
00:44:32,186 --> 00:44:33,015
- No.

598
00:44:34,188 --> 00:44:36,052
What made you think of that?

599
00:44:36,052 --> 00:44:37,916
- I don't know.

600
00:44:37,916 --> 00:44:41,023
You're like kind of dad-like.

601
00:44:41,023 --> 00:44:43,784
You got like a
dad vibe going on.

602
00:44:46,545 --> 00:44:49,997
- Is that your way
of saying I look old?

603
00:44:49,997 --> 00:44:51,481
- Older.

604
00:44:51,481 --> 00:44:52,310
- Hm.

605
00:44:53,380 --> 00:44:54,484
Are you someone's mom?

606
00:44:54,484 --> 00:44:57,867
- That's funny.

607
00:45:01,664 --> 00:45:03,079
I had a dad once.

608
00:45:04,011 --> 00:45:05,633
He was a funny man.

609
00:45:07,014 --> 00:45:08,360
- He a comedian?

610
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:10,742
- Mm-hm, he's a local legend.

611
00:45:12,675 --> 00:45:15,367
- Like father, like daughter.

612
00:45:15,367 --> 00:45:17,024
- Yeah.

613
00:45:17,024 --> 00:45:19,924
I'm probably gonna
make it past 36.

614
00:45:26,033 --> 00:45:30,210
I'm sorry, I don't know
why I'm talking about this.

615
00:45:38,459 --> 00:45:40,323
- Do you wanna get outta here?

616
00:45:40,323 --> 00:45:41,152
- Yeah.

617
00:46:07,626 --> 00:46:08,766
Um, I'm sorry.

618
00:46:11,251 --> 00:46:12,252
- It's okay.

619
00:46:14,081 --> 00:46:15,358
I'm sorry, too.

620
00:46:28,371 --> 00:46:29,614
- What?

621
00:46:29,614 --> 00:46:30,788
- So you blew off the
rest of our wedding

622
00:46:30,788 --> 00:46:33,756
to stand in the dark
being held by some guy?

623
00:46:33,756 --> 00:46:35,793
- It was actually kind of nice.

624
00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:38,381
And you know, I didn't blow
you guys off or anything.

625
00:46:38,381 --> 00:46:39,658
- But nothing
else happened?

626
00:46:39,658 --> 00:46:41,177
- Nope.

627
00:46:41,177 --> 00:46:44,008
We just stood there for a while,

628
00:46:44,008 --> 00:46:46,734
and then he made up
a bed on the couch,

629
00:46:46,734 --> 00:46:48,806
and I fell asleep on him.

630
00:46:49,910 --> 00:46:50,842
- Who is this guy?

631
00:46:50,842 --> 00:46:52,119
- Are you gonna see him again?

632
00:46:52,119 --> 00:46:53,949
- I don't know, I
don't know, maybe.

633
00:46:53,949 --> 00:46:55,226
- I don't like it.

634
00:46:55,226 --> 00:46:56,779
This has bad ending
written all over it.

635
00:46:56,779 --> 00:46:59,782
- Thank you for that
vote of confidence, Kyle.

636
00:46:59,782 --> 00:47:00,714
- Anytime.

637
00:47:00,714 --> 00:47:02,820
- I think it's super sweet.

638
00:48:04,329 --> 00:48:05,434
- Ali!

639
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:07,988
Ali!

640
00:48:09,748 --> 00:48:12,303
Can you come down here, please?

641
00:48:14,236 --> 00:48:16,583
- How the fuck did she know?

642
00:48:23,245 --> 00:48:24,073
- Yes?

643
00:48:25,557 --> 00:48:29,251
- Go into the desk in the
hallway and get me a pen.

644
00:48:32,288 --> 00:48:34,187
- You called me
down here for a pen?

645
00:48:34,187 --> 00:48:36,914
- I seem to
have run out of ink.

646
00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:40,020
- Well why can't
you get it yourself?

647
00:48:46,751 --> 00:48:47,579
Right.

648
00:49:16,436 --> 00:49:19,887
- My, my, what an
attitude we have today.

649
00:49:23,167 --> 00:49:24,754
- What's your deal?

650
00:49:25,928 --> 00:49:27,274
- My deal?

651
00:49:27,274 --> 00:49:28,689
- Yeah.

652
00:49:28,689 --> 00:49:30,036
Why are you moving,
where are you going,

653
00:49:30,036 --> 00:49:32,417
were you living with someone?

654
00:49:32,417 --> 00:49:35,351
- How is any of
that your business?

655
00:49:38,561 --> 00:49:40,287
- And what's with the sandwich?

656
00:49:40,287 --> 00:49:42,082
- Oh, so now my
lunch offends you?

657
00:49:42,082 --> 00:49:43,946
- You never eat it.

658
00:49:43,946 --> 00:49:44,878
Every time I see you in here,

659
00:49:44,878 --> 00:49:46,914
you have an uneaten sandwich.

660
00:49:46,914 --> 00:49:48,916
What, just what is that?

661
00:49:51,091 --> 00:49:52,403
- Is there a specific reason

662
00:49:52,403 --> 00:49:54,646
why you're behaving like this,

663
00:49:54,646 --> 00:49:58,996
or is this some kind
of a nervous breakdown?

664
00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:01,964
- Lady, you've done nothing
but say nasty shit to me

665
00:50:01,964 --> 00:50:04,277
since I walked in this
house, and I deal with it

666
00:50:04,277 --> 00:50:06,693
because I need the job,
and you deal with it

667
00:50:06,693 --> 00:50:08,005
because it would
be to inconvenient

668
00:50:08,005 --> 00:50:09,661
to hire someone else
and start all over,

669
00:50:09,661 --> 00:50:11,042
and you don't strike me

670
00:50:11,042 --> 00:50:13,044
as someone who deals
well with inconvenience,

671
00:50:13,044 --> 00:50:16,565
so enlighten me, what's
with the sandwich?

672
00:50:19,361 --> 00:50:20,948
- Did you finish my book yet?

673
00:50:20,948 --> 00:50:21,777
- Oh god.

674
00:50:29,095 --> 00:50:33,271
- My husband used to have a
sandwich for lunch every day.

675
00:50:34,479 --> 00:50:35,791
- So is he--

676
00:50:35,791 --> 00:50:37,379
- Dead?

677
00:50:37,379 --> 00:50:39,312
Oh no, very much alive.

678
00:50:41,072 --> 00:50:43,592
I'm not a fan of new routines.

679
00:50:46,319 --> 00:50:49,563
Have your teachers
made you funny, yet?

680
00:50:53,188 --> 00:50:54,879
- I'm working on it.

681
00:50:56,881 --> 00:51:00,505
- Well, I'm looking
forward to the progress.

682
00:51:10,860 --> 00:51:12,103
- I'm just gonna keep on
coming back to that show.

683
00:51:12,103 --> 00:51:13,898
Even if I don't have to
bring my stubs to class,

684
00:51:13,898 --> 00:51:16,659
I'm going to see
that show every week.

685
00:51:16,659 --> 00:51:18,144
- Well they have
different people there--

686
00:51:18,144 --> 00:51:19,076
- I thought it was once
a month, or once a week--

687
00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:22,113
- Yeah, the company rotates.

688
00:51:22,113 --> 00:51:23,252
- Oh--
- The company rotates

689
00:51:23,252 --> 00:51:24,633
so it has improvisors
once a month,

690
00:51:24,633 --> 00:51:26,083
it's very confusing.

691
00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:27,084
- Some of those
guys, I think, do stand up too.

692
00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:28,085
- Do they?

693
00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:29,741
- I think so.

694
00:51:29,741 --> 00:51:31,640
There is, like other than the
video we saw before we went,

695
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:32,917
I can't find.

696
00:51:32,917 --> 00:51:34,125
I'll look for like
individual things.

697
00:51:38,164 --> 00:51:40,442
- All right, you all had
an assignment last week

698
00:51:40,442 --> 00:51:41,926
to go see a comedy show,

699
00:51:41,926 --> 00:51:43,686
and I asked you to
bring in your tickets,

700
00:51:43,686 --> 00:51:46,241
so please bring up your
tickets, tickets please.

701
00:51:46,241 --> 00:51:47,587
Tickets, please.

702
00:51:50,900 --> 00:51:51,729
Thanks.

703
00:51:52,695 --> 00:51:54,111
Thank you.

704
00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:54,939
Thank you.

705
00:51:57,424 --> 00:51:58,943
All right, thanks.

706
00:52:05,950 --> 00:52:06,778
Ali?

707
00:52:08,159 --> 00:52:09,022
- Yes?

708
00:52:09,954 --> 00:52:11,438
- Do you have your ticket?

709
00:52:11,438 --> 00:52:12,646
- Um, no.

710
00:52:12,646 --> 00:52:13,475
I lost it.

711
00:52:17,272 --> 00:52:18,445
- You lost it.

712
00:52:21,310 --> 00:52:23,243
Well, what did you see?

713
00:52:24,727 --> 00:52:26,557
- I saw the Bomb Show.

714
00:52:29,111 --> 00:52:31,044
- The Bomb Show, right.

715
00:52:31,976 --> 00:52:32,908
How was it?

716
00:52:34,737 --> 00:52:36,325
- It was explosive.

717
00:52:39,915 --> 00:52:41,399
- Glad to hear it.

718
00:52:45,507 --> 00:52:49,959
And when you find your
ticket, you can come back.

719
00:52:49,959 --> 00:52:52,030
And tell us all about it.

720
00:52:54,378 --> 00:52:56,725
- Are you kidding me?

721
00:52:56,725 --> 00:52:59,659
- If I was kidding,
you would know.

722
00:53:53,264 --> 00:53:54,783
- Hi.

723
00:53:54,783 --> 00:53:56,440
Is this a good time?

724
00:53:59,926 --> 00:54:01,341
To your rehearsal.

725
00:54:06,035 --> 00:54:08,245
Oh okay, where should I go?

726
00:54:31,233 --> 00:54:32,441
- See you guys.

727
00:54:47,663 --> 00:54:50,079
Oh-ho-ho, my audience of one.

728
00:54:51,460 --> 00:54:54,118
- You know, I had assumed
you played the guitar.

729
00:54:54,118 --> 00:54:56,948
- Yeah well,
assumption is a trap.

730
00:55:00,227 --> 00:55:01,988
I also do play guitar.

731
00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:04,301
- I knew it.

732
00:55:12,895 --> 00:55:15,726
Why did you move to Boston?

733
00:55:15,726 --> 00:55:17,486
- I like the winters.

734
00:55:18,522 --> 00:55:21,041
- Nobody likes the winters.

735
00:55:21,041 --> 00:55:23,320
Even the Eskimos are lying.

736
00:55:24,769 --> 00:55:28,877
- Spot opened up to play, and
I needed a change of scenery.

737
00:55:32,087 --> 00:55:32,915
- Boring.

738
00:55:33,951 --> 00:55:36,125
- Sorry to disappoint you.

739
00:55:38,231 --> 00:55:40,440
- I'll find a way to go on.

740
00:55:42,925 --> 00:55:45,065
- So tell me your jokes.

741
00:55:45,065 --> 00:55:46,653
- My jokes?

742
00:55:46,653 --> 00:55:48,966
- Yeah, your act or whatever
you like to call it.

743
00:55:48,966 --> 00:55:49,794
- Ooh, no.

744
00:55:50,933 --> 00:55:52,521
Cardinal sin, dude.

745
00:55:53,557 --> 00:55:54,385
It's like.

746
00:55:56,422 --> 00:55:57,699
You can't ask that,

747
00:55:57,699 --> 00:56:01,323
it'd be like me asking
you to play right now.

748
00:56:01,323 --> 00:56:03,912
- I got no problem with that.

749
00:56:03,912 --> 00:56:05,569
- Fine, bad example.

750
00:56:16,959 --> 00:56:18,375
- See?

751
00:56:18,375 --> 00:56:20,515
Now I'm a proper audience.

752
00:56:23,138 --> 00:56:24,519
- Okay, well it doesn't.

753
00:56:24,519 --> 00:56:26,659
I can't just do it, it
doesn't work like that.

754
00:56:26,659 --> 00:56:29,213
- Well how does it work?

755
00:56:29,213 --> 00:56:31,146
- Why are you so
on me about this?

756
00:56:31,146 --> 00:56:33,942
- Why are you so defensive?

757
00:56:33,942 --> 00:56:35,668
- Okay.

758
00:56:35,668 --> 00:56:37,290
- Aw come on, you're
that easily upset?

759
00:56:37,290 --> 00:56:38,602
- I'm not upset.

760
00:56:42,847 --> 00:56:44,608
- Have you ever done it?

761
00:56:44,608 --> 00:56:46,230
- Done what?

762
00:56:46,230 --> 00:56:48,888
- Stood up on stage and perform?

763
00:56:57,414 --> 00:56:58,276
- No.

764
00:57:03,834 --> 00:57:04,938
- Stay there.

765
00:57:11,186 --> 00:57:13,360
See, now you're not alone.

766
00:57:15,293 --> 00:57:16,363
- Very funny.

767
00:57:19,574 --> 00:57:21,507
- What are you afraid of?

768
00:57:21,507 --> 00:57:23,923
- I'm not afraid of anything.

769
00:57:25,372 --> 00:57:26,857
- Now who's lying?

770
00:57:56,956 --> 00:57:58,613
You look miles away.

771
00:58:04,411 --> 00:58:06,413
Can I ask you something?

772
00:58:08,485 --> 00:58:10,245
If going up on stage
is so hard for you,

773
00:58:10,245 --> 00:58:12,178
why do you wanna do it?

774
00:58:16,769 --> 00:58:19,634
- I don't think I
know anything else.

775
00:58:19,634 --> 00:58:23,085
- 'Cause of
your dad or something?

776
00:58:24,570 --> 00:58:27,089
- My mom says I look like him.

777
00:58:28,470 --> 00:58:29,609
It's the eyes.

778
00:58:31,646 --> 00:58:33,510
We have the same eyes.

779
00:58:35,719 --> 00:58:37,997
- Was she a comedian?

780
00:58:37,997 --> 00:58:39,239
- No.

781
00:58:39,239 --> 00:58:42,001
No, my mom was a
cocktail waitress.

782
00:58:43,209 --> 00:58:44,486
Guess how they met?

783
00:58:44,486 --> 00:58:45,901
- That old chestnut.

784
00:58:45,901 --> 00:58:46,730
- And how.

785
00:58:47,972 --> 00:58:50,147
What are you parents like?

786
00:58:51,528 --> 00:58:53,875
- What were my parents like?

787
00:58:57,326 --> 00:59:01,261
My father was also
a musician, trumpet.

788
00:59:01,261 --> 00:59:02,918
He taught, he wrote.

789
00:59:04,092 --> 00:59:07,405
I think a little part
of him was tortured.

790
00:59:12,928 --> 00:59:15,759
And my mom left when I was six,

791
00:59:15,759 --> 00:59:17,830
so I never really
got to know her.

792
00:59:17,830 --> 00:59:18,762
- She left?

793
00:59:19,659 --> 00:59:20,522
- Mm-hm.

794
00:59:22,317 --> 00:59:24,284
She said she was gonna
do some shopping,

795
00:59:24,284 --> 00:59:26,286
and she never came back.

796
00:59:27,598 --> 00:59:29,048
- Where'd she go?

797
00:59:30,843 --> 00:59:32,120
- I don't know.

798
00:59:34,260 --> 00:59:36,434
I spent a long, long
time looking for her,

799
00:59:36,434 --> 00:59:40,162
and trying to figure
out why she left.

800
00:59:40,162 --> 00:59:42,579
I needed an answer,
but over time,

801
00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:46,721
I found out that sometimes
no answer is an answer.

802
00:59:49,551 --> 00:59:51,380
- I fucking hate that.

803
00:59:52,623 --> 00:59:54,798
No answer is just selfish.

804
01:00:10,020 --> 01:00:11,953
- So is Ali a nickname?

805
01:00:12,988 --> 01:00:15,266
Can I get the full version?

806
01:00:16,509 --> 01:00:17,337
- Alma.

807
01:00:19,029 --> 01:00:22,929
- You don't usually
get Ali from Alma.

808
01:00:22,929 --> 01:00:25,622
- You don't usually get an Alma.

809
01:00:29,591 --> 01:00:32,836
- I like it, it's
pretty, it suits you.

810
01:00:34,631 --> 01:00:37,288
- Maybe I don't wanna be pretty.

811
01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:23,307
You had a lot of adventures.

812
01:04:24,930 --> 01:04:25,792
- Pardon?

813
01:04:26,863 --> 01:04:29,003
- I saw your photo albums.

814
01:04:31,281 --> 01:04:33,179
- That was nosy of you.

815
01:04:36,148 --> 01:04:39,047
- You seemed really
happy in the photos.

816
01:04:39,047 --> 01:04:40,738
- Yes, I did.

817
01:04:43,224 --> 01:04:46,054
- Saying you weren't
really happy?

818
01:04:47,573 --> 01:04:51,853
- You were looking at the
photos, what do you think?

819
01:04:51,853 --> 01:04:53,406
- I think you were.

820
01:04:54,821 --> 01:04:57,410
You just don't want to
admit it to yourself.

821
01:04:57,410 --> 01:04:58,929
- Oh?

822
01:04:58,929 --> 01:04:59,792
- Mm-hm.

823
01:05:04,210 --> 01:05:07,386
- I was happy in
many of those photos.

824
01:05:08,559 --> 01:05:12,943
But often, I was lonely
and sad in them, too.

825
01:05:12,943 --> 01:05:16,636
I like to think I had a
good picture-taking face.

826
01:05:16,636 --> 01:05:19,122
I was good at taking pictures.

827
01:05:21,331 --> 01:05:23,505
Why do you wanna be funny?

828
01:05:24,610 --> 01:05:26,508
- I can't help what I am.

829
01:05:26,508 --> 01:05:28,510
- What you are is cocky.

830
01:05:33,377 --> 01:05:34,206
- My dad.

831
01:05:35,655 --> 01:05:38,072
My dad was a comedian.

832
01:05:38,072 --> 01:05:39,418
- Was?

833
01:05:39,418 --> 01:05:40,315
- Dead.

834
01:05:40,315 --> 01:05:41,972
- Ooh, sorry.

835
01:05:41,972 --> 01:05:43,215
- It's a long time ago.

836
01:05:43,215 --> 01:05:46,114
- And you take after him?

837
01:05:46,114 --> 01:05:46,943
- I guess.

838
01:05:46,943 --> 01:05:48,116
- Not your mother.

839
01:05:48,116 --> 01:05:50,705
- No, not at all.

840
01:05:50,705 --> 01:05:53,604
- You don't like her.

841
01:05:53,604 --> 01:05:55,537
- I can't relate to her.

842
01:05:55,537 --> 01:05:57,954
She doesn't make
any sense to me.

843
01:05:57,954 --> 01:06:00,887
It's like we're two
different animals.

844
01:06:00,887 --> 01:06:02,096
- That must've been difficult

845
01:06:02,096 --> 01:06:05,720
growing up with a mother
you don't understand.

846
01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:07,618
- Well I didn't say I
don't understand her.

847
01:06:07,618 --> 01:06:09,034
- You didn't have to.

848
01:06:09,034 --> 01:06:12,209
Never underestimate
the power mothers have

849
01:06:12,209 --> 01:06:14,556
over their children's lives.

850
01:06:16,558 --> 01:06:20,735
- My mother really had much
power, so I think I'm good.

851
01:06:21,978 --> 01:06:23,807
- Hm, maybe that's it, then.

852
01:06:23,807 --> 01:06:26,844
Maybe that's what scares you.

853
01:06:26,844 --> 01:06:28,881
- You think I'm scared
of becoming my mother?

854
01:06:28,881 --> 01:06:33,161
- No, I think you're scared
because you know you won't.

855
01:06:33,161 --> 01:06:35,612
You're gonna be a woman who
was nothing like her mother,

856
01:06:35,612 --> 01:06:37,476
and that just means that
everything about adulthood

857
01:06:37,476 --> 01:06:38,649
is an unknown.

858
01:06:40,099 --> 01:06:41,238
You didn't see an example of it

859
01:06:41,238 --> 01:06:43,171
that looked or felt like you,

860
01:06:43,171 --> 01:06:47,762
and that means you're doing
everything yourself, first hand.

861
01:06:47,762 --> 01:06:50,627
You're re-learning what
it means to be female

862
01:06:50,627 --> 01:06:55,011
because you couldn't be like
the person presented to you.

863
01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:56,495
You want to be like your father,

864
01:06:56,495 --> 01:06:59,636
but you can't be your father
because you're not a man.

865
01:06:59,636 --> 01:07:01,500
That's what scares you.

866
01:07:02,949 --> 01:07:04,365
- It's bullshit.

867
01:07:04,365 --> 01:07:05,676
You know, I'm just
taking my check.

868
01:07:05,676 --> 01:07:08,334
- Oh, so it's okay
to dig into my life,

869
01:07:08,334 --> 01:07:11,682
but you know, we touch on
yours, and someone gets mad.

870
01:07:11,682 --> 01:07:13,029
- Sorry I asked.

871
01:07:21,382 --> 01:07:23,280
- What's good, mama?

872
01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:24,488
- If I hear this
act one more time,

873
01:07:24,488 --> 01:07:26,766
I'm gonna blow my
brains out, so that's.

874
01:07:26,766 --> 01:07:28,665
- I've got a surprise for you.

875
01:07:28,665 --> 01:07:29,907
- I'm not in the mood.

876
01:07:29,907 --> 01:07:33,221
- Trust me, you're
gonna wanna see this.

877
01:07:44,094 --> 01:07:46,510
- What am I looking at?

878
01:07:46,510 --> 01:07:48,788
- That's Joan's ex-husband.

879
01:07:49,720 --> 01:07:51,584
- What, where?

880
01:07:51,584 --> 01:07:54,415
- And that lady
is their neighbor.

881
01:07:55,450 --> 01:07:57,038
- No shit.

882
01:07:57,038 --> 01:07:58,212
- Insane, right?

883
01:07:58,212 --> 01:08:01,249
Left her for the lady
across the street.

884
01:08:01,249 --> 01:08:03,355
- They live across the street?

885
01:08:03,355 --> 01:08:06,703
- Nah, they moved to some new
house in Concord or something,

886
01:08:06,703 --> 01:08:08,153
but it's rough.

887
01:08:08,153 --> 01:08:10,155
They were married for like
35 years or something.

888
01:08:10,155 --> 01:08:12,433
And one day he just dipped.

889
01:08:17,334 --> 01:08:19,025
Where are you going?

890
01:09:35,205 --> 01:09:38,726
Hmm, well she's smart,
I'll give her that.

891
01:09:39,623 --> 01:09:41,004
- I think you're obsessed.

892
01:09:41,004 --> 01:09:42,316
- I'm not obsessed.

893
01:09:42,316 --> 01:09:44,214
- You read her
entire back catalog.

894
01:09:44,214 --> 01:09:45,457
- Well I just.

895
01:09:45,457 --> 01:09:46,872
I just want to know
what happened to her.

896
01:09:46,872 --> 01:09:48,770
I wanna know why she's so angry.

897
01:09:48,770 --> 01:09:50,013
- You're angry.

898
01:09:51,152 --> 01:09:52,360
- It's a different
kind of angry.

899
01:09:52,360 --> 01:09:53,568
- Hm.

900
01:09:53,568 --> 01:09:56,675
- She's so set in
her ways, she's just.

901
01:09:58,021 --> 01:09:59,264
She's not justified,

902
01:09:59,264 --> 01:10:00,403
she's already done all
the things in her life

903
01:10:00,403 --> 01:10:01,576
she wants to do.

904
01:10:01,576 --> 01:10:04,476
- She's got some years on you.

905
01:10:04,476 --> 01:10:05,304
- Yeah.

906
01:10:08,204 --> 01:10:10,102
You know what else I saw today?

907
01:10:10,102 --> 01:10:11,690
- What?

908
01:10:11,690 --> 01:10:15,418
- There's an open mic
night at the school,

909
01:10:15,418 --> 01:10:16,867
it's like a student thing.

910
01:10:16,867 --> 01:10:18,869
- Oh, daring to be bold.

911
01:10:20,146 --> 01:10:21,044
- Possibly.

912
01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:25,497
- And when is this
possible open mic?

913
01:10:25,497 --> 01:10:27,084
- Possibly next Thursday.

914
01:10:27,084 --> 01:10:29,259
- And what if I were to
possibly show up at this thing,

915
01:10:29,259 --> 01:10:32,883
would you find that
to be supportive?

916
01:10:32,883 --> 01:10:36,128
- Possibly.

917
01:10:40,822 --> 01:10:43,411
- Ah shit, I have a wedding.

918
01:10:43,411 --> 01:10:44,688
- On a Thursday?

919
01:10:44,688 --> 01:10:48,140
- Yeah, I don't book
'em, I just play them.

920
01:10:49,521 --> 01:10:51,488
- It's okay, I wasn't
gonna do it anyway.

921
01:10:51,488 --> 01:10:52,972
It's just a dumb student thing.

922
01:10:52,972 --> 01:10:55,734
- No, but it's your
dumb student thing.

923
01:10:55,734 --> 01:10:56,700
- Thanks a bunch.

924
01:10:56,700 --> 01:10:58,046
- No, you know what I mean.

925
01:10:58,046 --> 01:10:59,565
I'll find a way to be there.

926
01:10:59,565 --> 01:11:00,808
- Come on, you
gotta get up there,

927
01:11:00,808 --> 01:11:01,809
you gotta show 'em
you got some moxie.

928
01:11:01,809 --> 01:11:03,293
- Moxie.

929
01:11:03,293 --> 01:11:05,261
Easy there, coach.

930
01:11:05,261 --> 01:11:06,710
- Yeah, well if you don't do it,

931
01:11:06,710 --> 01:11:09,092
I'm gonna give you shit
about it until you're dead.

932
01:11:09,092 --> 01:11:11,267
- Oh you're so loving.

933
01:11:11,267 --> 01:11:12,440
- Mm-hm.
- You're so kind, aw.

934
01:11:12,440 --> 01:11:14,062
- I'm a pusher man.

935
01:11:19,689 --> 01:11:21,691
- Top five, go.

936
01:11:21,691 --> 01:11:25,281
- Pryor, Hicks, Carlin,
Dangerfield, Lewis.

937
01:11:27,283 --> 01:11:29,285
- Fuck, Lewis, I
should've had him in mine.

938
01:11:29,285 --> 01:11:32,598
- All right, I'll give
you Dangerfield and Pryor,

939
01:11:32,598 --> 01:11:34,186
but you're missing
Eddie Murphy, man.

940
01:11:34,186 --> 01:11:36,464
- No wait, we're
doing pre-'86, right?

941
01:11:36,464 --> 01:11:37,603
- Eddie Murphy was pre-'86.

942
01:11:37,603 --> 01:11:39,053
- No.
- Yes.

943
01:11:39,053 --> 01:11:41,745
His first album, uh, Delirious.

944
01:11:41,745 --> 01:11:44,300
- Delirious, yeah, yeah.

945
01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:47,613
- Eddie Murphy,
1983, read and weep.

946
01:11:47,613 --> 01:11:49,235
- Okay, I'm changing mine now.

947
01:11:49,235 --> 01:11:53,309
If we're doing pre-'86,
Adrian Herring.

948
01:11:53,309 --> 01:11:54,206
- Love him.

949
01:11:54,206 --> 01:11:55,690
- Who?

950
01:11:55,690 --> 01:11:56,657
- Adrian Herring.

951
01:11:56,657 --> 01:11:58,969
Seriously how do you not know?

952
01:11:58,969 --> 01:12:01,351
That guy was like the
comedy king of Boston.

953
01:12:01,351 --> 01:12:03,940
- That dude was the man.

954
01:12:03,940 --> 01:12:04,768
- RIP.

955
01:12:06,425 --> 01:12:08,324
- Didn't he die in a car
accident or something?

956
01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:09,325
- I'm lookin' it up.

957
01:12:09,325 --> 01:12:10,602
- No, I remember him now.

958
01:12:10,602 --> 01:12:11,982
He had cancer.

959
01:12:11,982 --> 01:12:13,605
- Heroin.

960
01:12:13,605 --> 01:12:15,641
- That's right, it
was a heroin overdose.

961
01:12:15,641 --> 01:12:18,334
This guy was a secret
smack addict for years.

962
01:12:18,334 --> 01:12:19,335
- What an idiot.

963
01:12:19,335 --> 01:12:20,543
- Hey, have some respect.

964
01:12:20,543 --> 01:12:23,269
- Why, that guy had
everything, he was huge,

965
01:12:23,269 --> 01:12:25,341
and he threw it all away.

966
01:12:29,103 --> 01:12:33,072
- You let them talk that
way about your papa?

967
01:12:33,072 --> 01:12:34,522
- She speaks?

968
01:12:34,522 --> 01:12:36,110
- Wait, whose papa?

969
01:12:37,905 --> 01:12:38,906
- Holy shit.

970
01:12:40,356 --> 01:12:41,840
- What?

971
01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:43,600
- Dude, it's the eyes.

972
01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:45,878
It's the fucking eyes.

973
01:12:45,878 --> 01:12:48,640
- Will someone tell
me what is going on?

974
01:12:48,640 --> 01:12:51,159
- That's his daughter, stupid.

975
01:12:55,750 --> 01:12:57,890
- It's the voice.

976
01:12:57,890 --> 01:13:00,376
You got the same voice as him.

977
01:13:01,791 --> 01:13:04,241
- Why didn't you
tell us you were royalty?

978
01:13:04,241 --> 01:13:05,381
- I'm not.

979
01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:06,692
- The fuck you aren't.

980
01:13:06,692 --> 01:13:08,487
My dad sells tires, all right?

981
01:13:08,487 --> 01:13:09,971
I work at a 7-Eleven.

982
01:13:09,971 --> 01:13:11,387
You're the daughter
of a comedy legend.

983
01:13:11,387 --> 01:13:13,561
What are you doing
in this class,

984
01:13:13,561 --> 01:13:16,184
this shit's in your blood man.

985
01:13:16,184 --> 01:13:18,704
- What are you
doing in this class.

986
01:13:18,704 --> 01:13:19,981
- You say one more word to me,

987
01:13:19,981 --> 01:13:21,638
and I'm gonna kick your
teeth down your throat.

988
01:13:24,365 --> 01:13:25,849
- My children, my children,

989
01:13:25,849 --> 01:13:29,094
I hope you're all
hungry for the verse.

990
01:13:29,094 --> 01:13:31,027
- Ali, leaving so soon?

991
01:13:32,062 --> 01:13:33,305
- Come on, Ali, don't go.

992
01:13:33,305 --> 01:13:35,238
- Ali, I'll talk
about my dad, too.

993
01:13:35,238 --> 01:13:36,377
He's weird as shit.

994
01:13:36,377 --> 01:13:37,309
- Mine, too.

995
01:13:37,309 --> 01:13:38,655
We all have weird dads,

996
01:13:38,655 --> 01:13:40,795
that's like a prerequisite
for this class.

997
01:13:40,795 --> 01:13:42,797
Own your weird dad shit.

998
01:13:44,730 --> 01:13:47,492
- You can all go
fuck yourselves.

999
01:14:52,488 --> 01:14:54,731
- You look different today.

1000
01:14:55,629 --> 01:14:57,872
- The bedroom's finished.

1001
01:14:57,872 --> 01:14:59,633
What do you want me to do next?

1002
01:14:59,633 --> 01:15:01,497
- You can do this room.

1003
01:15:02,636 --> 01:15:04,810
- There's hardly
anything in here.

1004
01:15:04,810 --> 01:15:08,987
- Well you can start with
these and put them in the box.

1005
01:15:23,311 --> 01:15:24,727
Who made you cry?

1006
01:15:25,831 --> 01:15:26,660
- No one.

1007
01:15:30,836 --> 01:15:34,184
- So I take it they haven't
made you funny, yet.

1008
01:15:34,184 --> 01:15:36,359
Pity, I was looking
forward to hearing a joke.

1009
01:15:36,359 --> 01:15:38,154
- Well I don't have
any jokes, okay?

1010
01:15:38,154 --> 01:15:40,156
I don't have anything to
say, I've got nothing.

1011
01:15:40,156 --> 01:15:42,468
I just wanna sit
here and not think

1012
01:15:42,468 --> 01:15:43,884
and then get out of here.

1013
01:15:43,884 --> 01:15:45,126
- Then where are you gonna go?

1014
01:15:45,126 --> 01:15:46,611
- I don't know.

1015
01:15:46,611 --> 01:15:47,853
Out.

1016
01:15:47,853 --> 01:15:48,785
- That gonna make
you feel better?

1017
01:15:48,785 --> 01:15:51,132
- Will you stop doing that?

1018
01:15:51,132 --> 01:15:52,617
Stop examining me.

1019
01:15:54,204 --> 01:15:56,103
I'm not one of the people
in your book, okay?

1020
01:15:56,103 --> 01:15:57,863
You just can't study me.

1021
01:15:57,863 --> 01:16:00,107
- Of course I can.

1022
01:16:00,107 --> 01:16:02,350
I've studied everyone,
you're not different.

1023
01:16:02,350 --> 01:16:04,214
- Oh, so you're gonna teach
me about life or something?

1024
01:16:04,214 --> 01:16:05,077
Is that it?

1025
01:16:05,077 --> 01:16:06,216
Are you the alchemist?

1026
01:16:06,216 --> 01:16:08,460
- Finish the book.

1027
01:16:08,460 --> 01:16:10,186
- Finish the book,
yeah, yeah, I know.

1028
01:16:10,186 --> 01:16:14,293
You're making me like it
less and less, you know.

1029
01:16:15,363 --> 01:16:17,952
I read your articles, you know?

1030
01:16:17,952 --> 01:16:19,436
You're very smart,

1031
01:16:19,436 --> 01:16:22,301
you don't need to keep
shoving it down my throat.

1032
01:16:22,301 --> 01:16:24,614
I don't think I need to
finish your one and only book

1033
01:16:24,614 --> 01:16:26,685
to get what you're about.

1034
01:16:31,690 --> 01:16:35,867
- Finish this room and then
you can go home for the day.

1035
01:17:29,334 --> 01:17:30,646
- What the fuck?

1036
01:17:41,795 --> 01:17:44,660
- Oh good, you finished it.

1037
01:17:44,660 --> 01:17:46,178
- Yeah, lady.

1038
01:17:46,178 --> 01:17:47,732
Lady, I thought you were
just standard crazy,

1039
01:17:47,732 --> 01:17:52,668
but now I realize that you
are the deluxe version.

1040
01:17:52,668 --> 01:17:53,772
What is this?

1041
01:17:59,364 --> 01:18:00,606
I see now for the first time

1042
01:18:00,606 --> 01:18:02,574
that solely looking
through the others

1043
01:18:02,574 --> 01:18:05,128
has left me blind
to my own heart.

1044
01:18:05,128 --> 01:18:07,510
I have shut myself up living
inside the minds of those

1045
01:18:07,510 --> 01:18:09,201
I've spent so long
trying to understand

1046
01:18:09,201 --> 01:18:12,411
that I've begun to feel
disconnected from my own life.

1047
01:18:12,411 --> 01:18:14,655
I imagine this is
what Dorothy felt like

1048
01:18:14,655 --> 01:18:17,244
realizing everything she
wanted was in her own backyard.

1049
01:18:17,244 --> 01:18:19,556
If only she'd looked
around to see it.

1050
01:18:19,556 --> 01:18:23,043
It was always there
waiting, looking back.

1051
01:18:24,147 --> 01:18:25,666
So that's it.

1052
01:18:25,666 --> 01:18:29,808
You spent seven years and
like 500 pages to figure out

1053
01:18:29,808 --> 01:18:33,881
that studying other
people taught you nothing.

1054
01:18:33,881 --> 01:18:35,400
- So you liked it?

1055
01:18:36,815 --> 01:18:39,300
- Did you
just take your meds?

1056
01:18:39,300 --> 01:18:41,026
- Sit down.

1057
01:18:41,026 --> 01:18:42,096
Oh, sit down.

1058
01:18:48,551 --> 01:18:49,863
When I was your age.

1059
01:18:49,863 --> 01:18:50,795
- Oh Jesus.

1060
01:18:52,555 --> 01:18:54,281
- Do you want an
explanation or not?

1061
01:18:54,281 --> 01:18:55,109
- Yeah.

1062
01:18:56,317 --> 01:18:59,976
- When I was your age, I
had a dream, a fantasy.

1063
01:19:01,081 --> 01:19:04,153
I dreamed of being a scientist.

1064
01:19:04,153 --> 01:19:05,982
I dreamed of traveling the world

1065
01:19:05,982 --> 01:19:10,159
and immersing myself in other
people, in other cultures.

1066
01:19:11,608 --> 01:19:16,096
I would watch them, and
I would learn about them,

1067
01:19:16,096 --> 01:19:18,857
and I would understand them.

1068
01:19:18,857 --> 01:19:21,135
People, all of the people.

1069
01:19:21,135 --> 01:19:24,000
I would figure out
what made them tick.

1070
01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:28,177
I saw a beautiful, interesting,
fascinating life before me.

1071
01:19:33,734 --> 01:19:36,530
And then, I got to the
end of my research,

1072
01:19:36,530 --> 01:19:39,844
and I realized that
I felt like a fraud.

1073
01:19:44,745 --> 01:19:47,541
I had been preaching about
connection and vulnerability

1074
01:19:47,541 --> 01:19:51,234
but I didn't have those
things in my life.

1075
01:19:51,234 --> 01:19:53,719
I had avoided being
present in my own life,

1076
01:19:53,719 --> 01:19:57,862
in my own experiences,
controlling and predicting,

1077
01:19:59,864 --> 01:20:01,382
that was my world.

1078
01:20:04,075 --> 01:20:05,904
And so I made the
decision to try to change

1079
01:20:05,904 --> 01:20:09,666
to try to follow what I
had witnessed to be true.

1080
01:20:09,666 --> 01:20:11,737
Vulnerability is crucial.

1081
01:20:14,706 --> 01:20:17,088
And I did change for a while.

1082
01:20:19,918 --> 01:20:21,437
But then little by little,

1083
01:20:21,437 --> 01:20:25,061
I fell back into old habits,
old ways of doing things.

1084
01:20:26,511 --> 01:20:28,754
More comfortable, familiar.

1085
01:20:31,999 --> 01:20:36,176
And in the end, I cheated
myself out of real love.

1086
01:20:41,043 --> 01:20:43,045
Being present in one's life,

1087
01:20:43,045 --> 01:20:45,116
being seen in one's life,

1088
01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:48,774
that makes us vulnerable,
and it's terrifying,

1089
01:20:48,774 --> 01:20:50,155
but you've got to do it.

1090
01:20:50,155 --> 01:20:52,433
Otherwise you end up alone.

1091
01:20:54,021 --> 01:20:55,574
- So you just, you
wrote a whole book

1092
01:20:55,574 --> 01:21:00,269
just to tell people not
to bother with each other.

1093
01:21:00,269 --> 01:21:02,202
- I wrote the book because
I wanted to teach people

1094
01:21:02,202 --> 01:21:04,273
about connection,
but the truth is,

1095
01:21:04,273 --> 01:21:06,654
you cannot lose
yourself in other people

1096
01:21:06,654 --> 01:21:09,554
without ultimately
coming up empty,

1097
01:21:10,727 --> 01:21:14,524
feeling like you're
not really there.

1098
01:21:14,524 --> 01:21:16,872
You're living life
at arm's length,

1099
01:21:16,872 --> 01:21:19,012
and the stories you wanna
tell, they don't feel real

1100
01:21:19,012 --> 01:21:23,533
because you're not living
in the essence of them.

1101
01:21:23,533 --> 01:21:27,227
You should know that,
you're a storyteller.

1102
01:21:27,227 --> 01:21:29,988
- Yeah, but I don't live my life

1103
01:21:29,988 --> 01:21:32,163
by observing other people.

1104
01:21:33,854 --> 01:21:37,547
- Isn't general observation
the basis of most comedy?

1105
01:21:37,547 --> 01:21:38,341
- Yeah.

1106
01:21:39,204 --> 01:21:40,033
- So.

1107
01:21:42,863 --> 01:21:44,071
Did you ever stop to think

1108
01:21:44,071 --> 01:21:46,902
that maybe you and
I do the same thing?

1109
01:21:46,902 --> 01:21:48,834
- No, I don't.

1110
01:21:48,834 --> 01:21:52,114
- Okay, let me ask
you this, then.

1111
01:21:52,114 --> 01:21:55,186
Why did you wanna read this
book in the first place?

1112
01:21:55,186 --> 01:21:56,773
And more importantly,
why are you so angry

1113
01:21:56,773 --> 01:21:58,361
at the way it ends?

1114
01:22:04,436 --> 01:22:06,162
- I'm not doing this.

1115
01:22:07,992 --> 01:22:09,372
- That's a good idea.

1116
01:22:09,372 --> 01:22:10,926
Go and sleep on it.

1117
01:22:28,564 --> 01:22:29,979
- Are you looking for Sean?

1118
01:22:29,979 --> 01:22:31,636
- Yeah.

1119
01:22:31,636 --> 01:22:34,570
- I just saw him
leave with his sister.

1120
01:22:34,570 --> 01:22:35,674
- His sister.

1121
01:23:18,579 --> 01:23:21,237
- Uh, but it's been really hard.

1122
01:23:22,859 --> 01:23:26,311
- Well, I'm here for you.

1123
01:23:26,311 --> 01:23:27,864
I really am.

1124
01:23:27,864 --> 01:23:29,245
- Really?

1125
01:23:38,668 --> 01:23:39,497
Promise?

1126
01:23:40,567 --> 01:23:41,395
- Yes.

1127
01:23:52,958 --> 01:23:54,546
Hey, sorry.

1128
01:23:54,546 --> 01:23:55,858
- Where were you?

1129
01:23:55,858 --> 01:23:56,721
- I had a wedding.

1130
01:23:56,721 --> 01:23:57,756
- All day?

1131
01:23:57,756 --> 01:23:59,137
- Yeah, I don't know, I just.

1132
01:23:59,137 --> 01:24:01,553
- You're up next.

1133
01:24:01,553 --> 01:24:03,210
- Shit.
- Come on, come on.

1134
01:24:03,210 --> 01:24:04,073
You'll be fine.

1135
01:24:04,073 --> 01:24:05,178
- Okay.

1136
01:24:08,319 --> 01:24:10,838
- Give it up for Andy Holiday.

1137
01:24:15,257 --> 01:24:17,052
Up next we have Ali.

1138
01:24:17,052 --> 01:24:18,536
Take it away, Ali.

1139
01:25:04,892 --> 01:25:05,893
- I'm sorry.

1140
01:25:17,353 --> 01:25:18,285
- Hey.

1141
01:25:18,285 --> 01:25:19,769
- Why did you make me do that?

1142
01:25:19,769 --> 01:25:21,633
I wasn't ready, you
knew I wasn't ready.

1143
01:25:21,633 --> 01:25:22,565
- I didn't make you do anything,

1144
01:25:22,565 --> 01:25:23,877
and I'm glad you went up there,

1145
01:25:23,877 --> 01:25:25,327
even if it was
just for a second.

1146
01:25:25,327 --> 01:25:28,951
- You don't even know
what you're talking about.

1147
01:25:30,159 --> 01:25:33,197
Everybody says it's in my blood.

1148
01:25:33,197 --> 01:25:34,508
- What?

1149
01:25:34,508 --> 01:25:37,649
- Everybody says
it's in my blood.

1150
01:25:37,649 --> 01:25:38,995
But you know what
else is in my blood?

1151
01:25:38,995 --> 01:25:41,377
Fucking crazy is in my blood.

1152
01:25:42,861 --> 01:25:46,244
You know, it's just like I'm
a fucking ticking time bomb.

1153
01:25:46,244 --> 01:25:47,763
Everybody sees it
when they look at me,

1154
01:25:47,763 --> 01:25:51,939
it's like it's in my veins,
and they just know it.

1155
01:25:54,149 --> 01:25:58,014
I used to watch him do
this shit all the time.

1156
01:25:59,499 --> 01:26:01,052
I would sit in the
back of those clubs,

1157
01:26:01,052 --> 01:26:04,883
and I would watch him, night
after night, just exhausted.

1158
01:26:07,127 --> 01:26:09,025
And tormented and sick.

1159
01:26:11,200 --> 01:26:12,891
Sick of his own act.

1160
01:26:14,341 --> 01:26:18,518
To the point where he hated it,
and everyone and everything.

1161
01:26:26,042 --> 01:26:28,390
And the second I open
my mouth on that stage,

1162
01:26:28,390 --> 01:26:30,875
I can't take it back.

1163
01:26:30,875 --> 01:26:34,292
'Cause they'll cut me down the
same way they cut him down,

1164
01:26:34,292 --> 01:26:36,191
and then I'll go crazy,

1165
01:26:36,191 --> 01:26:37,813
and I'll lock myself
in the bathroom,

1166
01:26:37,813 --> 01:26:41,196
and I'll shoot myself
up and I'll die.

1167
01:26:41,196 --> 01:26:43,991
And everybody will talk
about how fuckin' funny I was

1168
01:26:43,991 --> 01:26:45,890
and what a hero I was
and I was the best

1169
01:26:45,890 --> 01:26:48,893
and then they'll
forget about me.

1170
01:26:48,893 --> 01:26:51,723
Same way they
forgot about my dad.

1171
01:26:56,418 --> 01:26:57,729
- I don't understand
why you're determined

1172
01:26:57,729 --> 01:27:00,456
to assign yourself
the same fate.

1173
01:27:08,188 --> 01:27:11,053
- Was that really your sister?

1174
01:27:11,053 --> 01:27:12,227
- What?

1175
01:27:13,607 --> 01:27:17,301
- Who you had lunch with,
was that your sister?

1176
01:27:17,301 --> 01:27:20,062
- You followin' me around now?

1177
01:27:20,062 --> 01:27:23,099
- Just answer
the question, Sean.

1178
01:27:23,099 --> 01:27:25,412
- Of course she's my sister.

1179
01:27:27,103 --> 01:27:27,966
- What's her name?

1180
01:27:27,966 --> 01:27:29,244
- Emily.

1181
01:27:31,246 --> 01:27:33,593
- How come I don't know her.

1182
01:27:35,698 --> 01:27:37,769
And why is there still nothing
in your fucking apartment?

1183
01:27:37,769 --> 01:27:39,633
I mean, is this just
a temporary thing?

1184
01:27:39,633 --> 01:27:41,394
Are you leaving soon?

1185
01:27:43,568 --> 01:27:45,432
- You know what,
you do sound crazy.

1186
01:27:45,432 --> 01:27:47,814
- Oh, thank you
for your honestly.

1187
01:27:47,814 --> 01:27:49,264
- She's in rehab.

1188
01:27:51,196 --> 01:27:53,302
My sister's in rehab.

1189
01:27:53,302 --> 01:27:56,926
But given your sensitivity
on this subject of addiction,

1190
01:27:56,926 --> 01:27:58,928
I didn't think it was a
good time to tell you,

1191
01:27:58,928 --> 01:28:02,311
and honestly, I wasn't
ready to tell you.

1192
01:28:02,311 --> 01:28:03,692
And there's nothing
in my apartment

1193
01:28:03,692 --> 01:28:06,936
because it was her
apartment that I moved into

1194
01:28:06,936 --> 01:28:09,836
shortly before her
life fell apart.

1195
01:28:12,321 --> 01:28:15,290
And I had to help her
sell all her stuff,

1196
01:28:15,290 --> 01:28:19,121
so that she could pay
for her treatment,

1197
01:28:19,121 --> 01:28:20,433
and I know it's shocking for you

1198
01:28:20,433 --> 01:28:22,814
that someone could have
some pain in their life

1199
01:28:22,814 --> 01:28:25,990
other than you, but
that's what it is.

1200
01:28:33,238 --> 01:28:37,381
Why are you so desperate to
find a reason not to trust me?

1201
01:28:40,453 --> 01:28:43,179
- 'Cause I don't
fucking know you.

1202
01:28:43,179 --> 01:28:44,491
You've been her for
what, six weeks?

1203
01:28:44,491 --> 01:28:46,597
I'm just, you
can't fix me, okay?

1204
01:28:46,597 --> 01:28:50,463
I'm sorry, I'm really sorry
about your sister, I am,

1205
01:28:50,463 --> 01:28:53,017
but you can't help me, too.

1206
01:28:53,017 --> 01:28:54,225
You know, I just don't,

1207
01:28:54,225 --> 01:28:55,882
I don't think that this
is such a good idea.

1208
01:28:55,882 --> 01:28:57,849
- Yeah, well I don't like
yelling in parking lots either.

1209
01:28:57,849 --> 01:28:59,299
- No, this, us.

1210
01:28:59,299 --> 01:29:03,061
I don't that this, I don't
think that this is a good idea.

1211
01:29:16,834 --> 01:29:19,008
- Do you really mean that?

1212
01:29:27,914 --> 01:29:30,468
I'm sorry about your father

1213
01:29:30,468 --> 01:29:32,470
and I don't pretend to
know what that's like,

1214
01:29:32,470 --> 01:29:35,197
but it really doesn't
give you license

1215
01:29:35,197 --> 01:29:38,269
to treat the people
who care about you

1216
01:29:38,269 --> 01:29:40,202
like they don't matter.

1217
01:29:42,515 --> 01:29:45,034
- I'm sorry you feel that way.

1218
01:29:53,560 --> 01:29:57,461
- I hope you get over this
fear you have of being seen.

1219
01:29:57,461 --> 01:30:01,637
And I hope you get up there
and you give it your best shot,

1220
01:30:03,536 --> 01:30:05,607
and I hope you're
incredibly successful,

1221
01:30:05,607 --> 01:30:08,713
and you get everything
that you want.

1222
01:30:11,026 --> 01:30:15,237
And I hope that when
you get it, it's enough.

1223
01:30:15,237 --> 01:30:18,792
Because when you do,
you're gonna be alone.

1224
01:30:29,389 --> 01:30:31,874
It was nice knowing you, Alma.

1225
01:31:36,076 --> 01:31:36,905
- Hello?

1226
01:31:41,772 --> 01:31:42,600
Joan?

1227
01:31:45,603 --> 01:31:46,466
Hello?

1228
01:31:51,091 --> 01:31:52,092
Hello, Joan?

1229
01:31:58,754 --> 01:31:59,583
Joan!

1230
01:32:08,212 --> 01:32:09,040
Hey.

1231
01:32:10,317 --> 01:32:12,872
- I've been trying to call you.

1232
01:32:16,047 --> 01:32:18,463
- Where's all your stuff?

1233
01:32:18,463 --> 01:32:19,879
- My daughter's place is ready.

1234
01:32:19,879 --> 01:32:21,915
I really don't wanna
hang around here

1235
01:32:21,915 --> 01:32:23,538
any longer than I have to.

1236
01:32:23,538 --> 01:32:24,884
- Your daughter?

1237
01:32:26,264 --> 01:32:27,680
- Yeah, she lives in Florida,

1238
01:32:27,680 --> 01:32:30,890
and I'm going to
go live with her.

1239
01:32:30,890 --> 01:32:31,718
- Florida?

1240
01:32:33,513 --> 01:32:36,551
But no, no, no you
can't move to Florida.

1241
01:32:36,551 --> 01:32:39,381
No nothing about
you is Floridian.

1242
01:32:40,485 --> 01:32:44,662
- I'll
learn to enjoy pastels.

1243
01:32:44,662 --> 01:32:47,562
- But see, you just
hired someone else

1244
01:32:47,562 --> 01:32:50,323
to come take all
your stuff away.

1245
01:32:51,738 --> 01:32:53,740
- I left messages saying
I needed to leave sooner.

1246
01:32:53,740 --> 01:32:55,431
- No, no you know I wasn't.

1247
01:32:55,431 --> 01:32:58,849
I wasn't done yet, I just
needed a little more time,

1248
01:32:58,849 --> 01:33:00,333
and I would have finished,

1249
01:33:00,333 --> 01:33:02,887
but you just decided
that I'm done.

1250
01:33:02,887 --> 01:33:05,338
That's really
fucked up, you know?

1251
01:33:05,338 --> 01:33:07,789
I really needed
this, and you just,

1252
01:33:07,789 --> 01:33:11,551
you can't just throw
away a person like that.

1253
01:33:11,551 --> 01:33:12,794
- I can give you the
rest of the money.

1254
01:33:12,794 --> 01:33:16,970
- I don't want it, keep
it!

1255
01:33:24,391 --> 01:33:26,152
I wasn't ready.

1256
01:33:26,152 --> 01:33:27,671
- Okay, okay.

1257
01:33:27,671 --> 01:33:29,293
Take a deep breath.

1258
01:33:31,778 --> 01:33:32,952
Take a breath.

1259
01:33:34,885 --> 01:33:36,334
- I wasn't ready.

1260
01:33:43,100 --> 01:33:44,273
- I miss this.

1261
01:33:45,412 --> 01:33:48,346
Nobody makes fires
in the summer.

1262
01:33:48,346 --> 01:33:50,728
- It's too hot.

1263
01:33:50,728 --> 01:33:52,488
- You feeling better?

1264
01:33:54,387 --> 01:33:55,457
- This helps.

1265
01:34:00,807 --> 01:34:02,706
- Do you want him back?

1266
01:34:06,399 --> 01:34:08,781
- I don't think he'd have me.

1267
01:34:10,368 --> 01:34:11,887
- Mm.

1268
01:34:11,887 --> 01:34:16,064
When my husband left me, I
stayed in bed for a month.

1269
01:34:17,859 --> 01:34:19,654
- What made you get out?

1270
01:34:19,654 --> 01:34:20,516
- Surgery.

1271
01:34:26,453 --> 01:34:28,455
- Do you hate him?

1272
01:34:29,318 --> 01:34:30,319
- Some days.

1273
01:34:31,942 --> 01:34:36,118
But if I'm being honest,
oh I did a lot of pushing.

1274
01:34:41,676 --> 01:34:44,264
- At least you
have your daughter.

1275
01:34:44,264 --> 01:34:47,992
- Hm, well that
is a work in progress.

1276
01:34:55,724 --> 01:34:57,830
- Is it true you're
writing new book?

1277
01:34:57,830 --> 01:34:59,901
- The internet says

1278
01:34:59,901 --> 01:35:03,007
I've been writing a
book for 10 years.

1279
01:35:04,699 --> 01:35:07,598
Do you know the
hedgehog's dilemma?

1280
01:35:09,393 --> 01:35:12,707
In the wild, hedgehogs
will roll toward each other

1281
01:35:12,707 --> 01:35:15,882
and try to bundle
together for warmth,

1282
01:35:17,159 --> 01:35:20,784
but their spines
stab into each other,

1283
01:35:20,784 --> 01:35:23,027
and they roll apart
because of the pain,

1284
01:35:23,027 --> 01:35:24,408
but then they
realize they're cold,

1285
01:35:24,408 --> 01:35:26,686
so they try again and again

1286
01:35:28,550 --> 01:35:31,415
to find the exact
distance for warmth

1287
01:35:31,415 --> 01:35:33,175
without getting hurt.

1288
01:35:34,798 --> 01:35:36,938
- Self-preservation.

1289
01:35:36,938 --> 01:35:38,180
- Mm.

1290
01:35:38,180 --> 01:35:41,045
I spent most of my life
in a solid seven years

1291
01:35:41,045 --> 01:35:42,875
studying other people,

1292
01:35:44,048 --> 01:35:46,879
and then another three
writing about them,

1293
01:35:46,879 --> 01:35:48,363
but I never looked at the ones

1294
01:35:48,363 --> 01:35:51,607
that were right in front of me

1295
01:35:51,607 --> 01:35:54,438
because I didn't
know how to feel.

1296
01:35:57,130 --> 01:35:59,857
I didn't know how
to let them in.

1297
01:36:10,350 --> 01:36:14,527
- You know, you asked me
the other day why I'm angry.

1298
01:36:15,908 --> 01:36:19,532
The other day you asked,
and I don't have an answer.

1299
01:36:21,948 --> 01:36:23,881
I'm angry all the time.

1300
01:36:25,849 --> 01:36:27,851
I've been angry forever.

1301
01:36:36,342 --> 01:36:38,965
Yeah, I told you my dad died,

1302
01:36:38,965 --> 01:36:41,140
but I didn't tell you how.

1303
01:36:49,424 --> 01:36:52,599
He died on our
upstairs bathroom floor

1304
01:36:53,980 --> 01:36:56,845
because he shoved a needle
full of smack too big

1305
01:36:56,845 --> 01:37:00,642
into his arm, and it
caused his heart to stop.

1306
01:37:03,093 --> 01:37:04,163
And I was 10.

1307
01:37:15,001 --> 01:37:17,176
You know, I like to think,

1308
01:37:18,833 --> 01:37:22,215
I like to think he
really did wanna stay.

1309
01:37:25,149 --> 01:37:26,979
He just hurt too much.

1310
01:37:28,704 --> 01:37:31,811
He'd done too much
damage to himself.

1311
01:37:42,718 --> 01:37:46,722
A few years later, my mom
and I moved back here.

1312
01:37:48,172 --> 01:37:51,796
And there was this boy down
the street, and I loved him,

1313
01:37:51,796 --> 01:37:54,627
I loved him right
away, instantly.

1314
01:37:59,459 --> 01:38:02,117
I loved him so
much, and one day,

1315
01:38:04,154 --> 01:38:06,225
he heard me fighting with my mom

1316
01:38:06,225 --> 01:38:09,228
because I always
fought with my mom,

1317
01:38:10,436 --> 01:38:12,887
and he asked me to come over,

1318
01:38:15,096 --> 01:38:18,996
and he gave me a drink,
and I thought this was,

1319
01:38:22,206 --> 01:38:26,383
I was like 13, so I thought
this was really badass,

1320
01:38:28,488 --> 01:38:31,491
so I had a drink,
and I had another,

1321
01:38:34,978 --> 01:38:39,154
and had another and another,
until I couldn't see straight.

1322
01:38:46,575 --> 01:38:49,233
I still loved this boy,

1323
01:38:49,233 --> 01:38:53,410
so I told him I love him,
and I tried to kiss him,

1324
01:38:59,312 --> 01:39:03,178
and he pushed me
away, and he said no,

1325
01:39:03,178 --> 01:39:05,077
you're gonna regret it.

1326
01:39:07,389 --> 01:39:11,393
And I said no, no, I
won't, this is what I want.

1327
01:39:17,330 --> 01:39:21,507
And the next morning, when I
stopped puking my guts out,

1328
01:39:27,375 --> 01:39:30,688
he said we could use
each other for practice

1329
01:39:30,688 --> 01:39:33,346
for when we really love someone.

1330
01:39:40,871 --> 01:39:42,942
That's what I was to him.

1331
01:39:45,462 --> 01:39:46,704
I was practice.

1332
01:39:59,890 --> 01:40:03,135
I let him have sex with me
so he could get good at it

1333
01:40:03,135 --> 01:40:04,722
for someone else

1334
01:40:04,722 --> 01:40:08,002
because I was drunk
and my dad was dead

1335
01:40:10,866 --> 01:40:13,352
and my mother was a million
miles away in her own world

1336
01:40:13,352 --> 01:40:17,528
and I needed to convince
myself that someone loved me.

1337
01:40:26,917 --> 01:40:28,022
I'm a cliche.

1338
01:40:32,474 --> 01:40:34,269
- So many people
spend so much time

1339
01:40:34,269 --> 01:40:36,616
trying to recreate the past,

1340
01:40:37,755 --> 01:40:40,517
so they can rewrite
their histories

1341
01:40:40,517 --> 01:40:44,693
and come out the victor, the
one that doesn't get hurt.

1342
01:40:47,800 --> 01:40:49,112
You can't do it.

1343
01:40:53,047 --> 01:40:56,740
And you didn't deserve
what happened to you.

1344
01:40:58,155 --> 01:41:00,019
You need to know that.

1345
01:41:19,073 --> 01:41:21,696
- I think it's time for a taxi.

1346
01:41:23,767 --> 01:41:26,183
Um, I'll get my car tomorrow.

1347
01:41:39,196 --> 01:41:40,646
- Good luck, Ali.

1348
01:41:41,578 --> 01:41:43,027
- You, too.

1349
01:42:15,336 --> 01:42:16,371
- Hey there.

1350
01:42:16,371 --> 01:42:17,269
- Hey, Ali.

1351
01:42:18,166 --> 01:42:19,857
- Do you wanna get outta here?

1352
01:42:19,857 --> 01:42:21,514
- Ali, this is Karen.

1353
01:42:21,514 --> 01:42:22,860
- Hi.

1354
01:42:22,860 --> 01:42:25,449
- So you're a little busy?

1355
01:42:25,449 --> 01:42:26,692
- Yeah, we are.

1356
01:42:26,692 --> 01:42:27,900
- Oh, I'm sorry, was
I talking to you?

1357
01:42:27,900 --> 01:42:30,799
- I'll text you
another time, okay?

1358
01:42:31,731 --> 01:42:32,560
Ali.

1359
01:42:37,944 --> 01:42:41,914
♪ Left me for dead
that's what they said

1360
01:42:41,914 --> 01:42:43,674
♪ That's what they said

1361
01:42:43,674 --> 01:42:47,230
♪ Now I am back in my head

1362
01:42:50,267 --> 01:42:52,959
♪ It's not lost

1363
01:42:56,929 --> 01:42:59,518
♪ I'm not lost

1364
01:43:04,178 --> 01:43:06,835
♪ It's not lost

1365
01:43:10,253 --> 01:43:12,876
♪ I'm not lost

1366
01:43:22,368 --> 01:43:23,197
- Thanks.

1367
01:45:44,959 --> 01:45:45,787
Hey.

1368
01:45:47,306 --> 01:45:48,238
- Nice eye.

1369
01:45:49,170 --> 01:45:50,723
- Earned it myself.

1370
01:45:52,346 --> 01:45:53,588
- You'll have to forgive me,

1371
01:45:53,588 --> 01:45:56,729
I'm a little tired
from fucking myself.

1372
01:45:56,729 --> 01:45:58,179
- I deserve that.

1373
01:46:01,596 --> 01:46:03,598
- What do you want, Ali?

1374
01:46:05,013 --> 01:46:07,775
- I did the last
two assignments.

1375
01:46:19,925 --> 01:46:20,753
- Better.

1376
01:46:24,723 --> 01:46:26,621
- You knew, didn't you?

1377
01:46:28,140 --> 01:46:30,936
- If you're implying that's
why you felt I was hard on you,

1378
01:46:30,936 --> 01:46:32,938
I'm sorry to disappoint.

1379
01:46:35,009 --> 01:46:36,769
I don't know you, Ali.

1380
01:46:36,769 --> 01:46:40,463
It'd be easy to assume
I do, but I don't.

1381
01:46:40,463 --> 01:46:42,188
I only know you have talent,

1382
01:46:42,188 --> 01:46:44,432
but you think you can coast,

1383
01:46:44,432 --> 01:46:48,436
and that is a very short
trip that ends nowhere.

1384
01:46:51,405 --> 01:46:53,648
- I wanna come back.

1385
01:46:53,648 --> 01:46:54,477
- Why?

1386
01:46:55,650 --> 01:46:56,858
- What?

1387
01:46:56,858 --> 01:46:58,446
- Why do you wanna come back?

1388
01:46:58,446 --> 01:47:00,344
Don't do it out of some
false sense of obligation

1389
01:47:00,344 --> 01:47:03,244
that you really need to
finish what you start.

1390
01:47:03,244 --> 01:47:04,970
- So you're saying
I should just quit?

1391
01:47:04,970 --> 01:47:06,281
- Yeah.

1392
01:47:06,281 --> 01:47:07,317
Quit.

1393
01:47:07,317 --> 01:47:08,525
Do it, give up.

1394
01:47:10,458 --> 01:47:13,288
Find something
else, and do that.

1395
01:47:13,288 --> 01:47:15,946
- Okay, well what
if I don't want to.

1396
01:47:15,946 --> 01:47:17,120
- Well, if that's the case,

1397
01:47:17,120 --> 01:47:20,330
if quitting just
doesn't work for you,

1398
01:47:20,330 --> 01:47:23,022
I mean really giving
up is not an option,

1399
01:47:23,022 --> 01:47:25,197
then you'll figure it out.

1400
01:47:27,441 --> 01:47:29,512
You know the final's mandatory.

1401
01:47:29,512 --> 01:47:30,374
- Mm-hm.

1402
01:47:32,411 --> 01:47:35,138
- Then I'll see you Monday.

1403
01:47:35,138 --> 01:47:38,797
Oh, and Ali, prepare to
make that apology public

1404
01:47:38,797 --> 01:47:40,454
next time I see you.

1405
01:48:13,590 --> 01:48:14,453
- Sean?

1406
01:48:17,214 --> 01:48:18,422
Sean, I know you're in there.

1407
01:48:18,422 --> 01:48:19,631
I can hear you.

1408
01:48:32,229 --> 01:48:34,128
Sean, I'm really sorry.

1409
01:48:38,926 --> 01:48:42,170
Okay, guess I'm gonna
talk to the door.

1410
01:48:44,656 --> 01:48:48,245
Hello, door, we've
met several times,

1411
01:48:48,245 --> 01:48:50,834
so I trust you with my message.

1412
01:48:53,043 --> 01:48:57,220
But it's very important, so
make sure you're listening.

1413
01:48:58,393 --> 01:49:01,535
Could you please tell
Sean that I'm sorry?

1414
01:49:05,193 --> 01:49:07,748
I'm sorry for being an asshole.

1415
01:49:11,027 --> 01:49:14,513
I know he was just
trying to help me,

1416
01:49:14,513 --> 01:49:18,068
but right now I'm just
trying to figure out

1417
01:49:18,068 --> 01:49:19,311
how to help me.

1418
01:49:25,317 --> 01:49:29,493
And could you tell him that
I really, really like him?

1419
01:49:33,083 --> 01:49:34,913
And I wanna try again.

1420
01:49:38,882 --> 01:49:40,332
And I understand if
he doesn't want to,

1421
01:49:40,332 --> 01:49:42,092
I know it's my fault.

1422
01:49:44,025 --> 01:49:44,854
But um.

1423
01:49:47,339 --> 01:49:48,823
I'm working on it.

1424
01:49:52,586 --> 01:49:55,519
And could you please tell him

1425
01:49:55,519 --> 01:49:57,556
that I'm going back to class,

1426
01:49:57,556 --> 01:50:00,973
and my final is at
Laughs in three weeks,

1427
01:50:02,665 --> 01:50:05,668
and I'd really like
if he was there.

1428
01:50:10,880 --> 01:50:11,708
Okay.

1429
01:50:16,092 --> 01:50:16,920
Good talk.

1430
01:50:34,869 --> 01:50:39,046
♪ All of my heroes
sit up straight

1431
01:50:43,464 --> 01:50:47,641
♪ They stare at the
ground they radiate

1432
01:50:51,748 --> 01:50:54,406
♪ Me I'm mumblin'
through the kitchen

1433
01:50:54,406 --> 01:50:57,720
♪ For the sun to pay up

1434
01:51:01,171 --> 01:51:05,348
♪ Lonely is the ring
on a cold coffee cup

1435
01:51:08,351 --> 01:51:11,837
♪ And I'm some sick hound

1436
01:51:12,838 --> 01:51:15,841
♪ Diggin' for bones

1437
01:51:17,049 --> 01:51:18,775
♪ If it weren't
for second chances

1438
01:51:18,775 --> 01:51:21,778
♪ We'd all be alone

1439
01:51:29,199 --> 01:51:33,376
♪ My hands they were
strangers lost in the night

1440
01:51:38,001 --> 01:51:42,178
♪ All the wavin' around
that parking lot light

1441
01:51:46,665 --> 01:51:48,840
♪ And I'm waitin' in the wings

1442
01:51:48,840 --> 01:51:52,360
♪ While the trees undress

1443
01:51:55,916 --> 01:52:00,092
♪ Cuppin' my ear to
hear the wind confess

1444
01:52:03,268 --> 01:52:06,823
♪ I'm a ghost in the garden

1445
01:52:06,823 --> 01:52:09,826
♪ Scarin' the crows

1446
01:52:11,759 --> 01:52:13,416
♪ If it weren't
for second chances

1447
01:52:13,416 --> 01:52:16,419
♪ We'd all be alone

1448
01:52:24,254 --> 01:52:26,360
♪ And I'm runnin' from nothin'

1449
01:52:26,360 --> 01:52:29,156
♪ No thoughts in my mind

1450
01:52:29,156 --> 01:52:30,640
♪ And my heart was all blacked

1451
01:52:30,640 --> 01:52:33,470
♪ And I saw something shine

1452
01:52:33,470 --> 01:52:35,162
♪ But that part was yours

1453
01:52:35,162 --> 01:52:37,751
♪ But it might just be mine

1454
01:52:37,751 --> 01:52:41,893
♪ I can share with you
if you give me time

1455
01:52:42,790 --> 01:52:47,588
♪ And I'm all blood and knuckles

1456
01:52:47,588 --> 01:52:51,143
♪ Longing for home

1457
01:52:51,143 --> 01:52:53,145
♪ If it weren't
for second chances

1458
01:52:53,145 --> 01:52:56,148
♪ We'd all be alone

1459
01:53:38,881 --> 01:53:42,746
♪ I'm a shot through the dark

1460
01:53:43,575 --> 01:53:47,510
♪ I'm a black sinkhole

1461
01:53:47,510 --> 01:53:49,719
♪ If it weren't
for second chances

1462
01:53:49,719 --> 01:53:52,722
♪ We'd all be alone

1463
01:54:25,306 --> 01:54:28,102
♪ Look at the garden

1464
01:54:28,102 --> 01:54:30,967
♪ We've sown

1465
01:54:30,967 --> 01:54:33,970
♪ Sweat in the soil

1466
01:54:35,247 --> 01:54:37,353
♪ It's ready to grow

1467
01:54:37,353 --> 01:54:40,701
♪ But winter's here now

1468
01:54:42,392 --> 01:54:46,120
♪ And it's time for me to go

1469
01:54:49,296 --> 01:54:51,850
♪ Things will get harder

1470
01:54:51,850 --> 01:54:54,266
♪ But spring's around the corner