You are Grumplemeyer, a knight living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a steel
 longsword and a wooden shield. You are on a quest to defeat the evil dragon
 of Larion. You've heard he lives up at the north of the kingdom. You set on
 the path to defeat him and walk into a dark forest. As you enter the forest
 you see a large black dragon flying around. He is roaring and breathing fire.

"Ah, the dragon," you say. "I'm here".

The dragon roars and fires a beam of flame at you
> Eat the beam of flame

As the beam of flame hits your face, it burns your skin off. The pain is excruciating
 and you fall down as you scream for help
> Ask the dragon to help me

"Help me?" you say. "What do I need help with?"
The dragon looks at you and his eyes light up. He smiles and says,
> "I am going to help you burn your face off with fire"


The dragon begins to glow bright red and then he explodes into flames. As the
 smoke clears, you see that you now have a burning hole on your face. You look
 around and realize that you are in a cave. You hear a voice coming from above
 you,
> Tell the voice it is ugly

"It's ugly!" you shout. "Why does everyone think so badly of me? Why can't they
 just leave me alone?"
The voice laughs. "Because you're not alone".
> Look inside myself

You open your mouth to speak but nothing comes out. You close your eyes and feel
 your mind begin to go blank. Suddenly, you find yourself back in the forest.

> say "I guess the cave was inside me the whole time"

You stand up and walk over to the edge of the cliff. You drop down and land safely
 on the ground below. You smile and step outside. The sun shines brightly and
 you enjoy the warmth of the day. You look at the sky and notice that it is beginning
 to get dark
> use my ugly face to make the sky bright again

You turn your head and stare at the stars. They sparkle brilliantly against the
 darkness. You wonder if you should go home or stay here.
> rub my face

You run your hand through your hair and rub your face. It feels nice. Then you
 remember that you are still naked.
> rub dirt into my burn scars

You climb down the mountain and start walking along the path. You come across
 some rocks which you pick up and throw them at the wall. A large crack appears
 in the rock and you laugh. You know what you will do next.
> rub my face on the rock

You continue walking and soon reach a small stream. You dip your head into the
 water and splash around. This makes you happy. Soon after this, you hear a noise.
 You jump out of the way and see something moving under the surface of the water.
 You dive in and swim away
> rub water on my face

You grab hold of the rock and pull yourself up. You crawl out of the river and
 onto dry land. You stand there looking at your new body. You look at your scars
 and realize that they are gone. You look at the sky and realize that it is getting
 dark
> use my ugly face to make the sky bright again

You put your hands together and chant, "I'm beautiful".
You turn around and begin to dance in the moonlight. You sing songs about love
 and happiness. Your friends join you in this celebration of life
> pee on my friends

You pee all over your friends. You take turns urinating on each other until the
 sun rises. You lie down and watch the sunrise. You lay down and sleep. You wake
 up to the smell of flowers. You are thirsty. You drink some water from the nearby
 spring. You feel better