My next shorts outlines

1. Intelligent anon, silver spoon, mystery

Puzzle Agent Anon assists Silver Spoon in discovering where her father went missing after an explosion at his ice cream parlor. Who's ever heard of exploding ice cream?

2. Young anon, diamond tiara, romance

Young anonymous is in his treehouse spying on the neighborhood girl that normally babysits him because he sees her in her bedroom getting changed. He notices that his nose starts bleeding and promptly passes out. When he wakes up, a girl pony is poking him with a stick and looking at him with disgust. She introduces herself and her friend (DT and SS) and she reluctantly takes him to the hospital to get checked out (not cause she likes you or anything, baka). Things happen.

3. Mayor Mare, art & design, fatherly anon

Mayor Mare and Anon have settled down and have a "satyr" child together. Anonymous was an architect in his past life and Mayor Mare has gone over the budget for Ponyville and has decided to spring for a new fountain design since the old one is a pony balancing on a ball and not really representative of the town. Anon takes their son and drafts concepts for the new one and also teaches him his trade in the process.

4. Chickadee, slice of life, bipolar anonymous

Bipolar anonymous hates to go outside because sometimes the idea of crowds and things upset and trigger him. Chickadee doesn't like staying indoors because the idea of closed spaces upset and trigger her. However, the two are dating and really want to make it work. Hilarity ensues.

5. Fleur de lis, comedy, asshole anon - FINISHED http://pastebin.com/aXZvYuX6

6. Cheerilee, war, troll anon

Cheerilee has requested that Anonymous help out the fillies at the school. Anon has a few tricks up his sleeve though, and one stray sandwich being thrown leads to a full-blown food war. Cheerilee and Anon vs. the fillies of Ponyville Elementary. Could possibly lead later to Cheerilee and Anon having a "battle of the bulge"

7. Magnum, politics, druggie/alcoholic anon

Anonymous and Magnum are spending quality time together while Rarity and Pearl are out at the spa with Fluttershy for a girl's day out. After a couple of beers and hard liquor, Anon asks Magnum how he feels being under the 'thumb' of Celestia and why the males don't have a more dominant role in Equestria.

8. Steven Magnet, adventure, gay anon

Freddie Mercury-esque Anon has a spectacular moustache just like his pal Steven. Together, the two have an glorious and FABULOUS adventure through town, but why are all the ponies running? Is it because they're far ahead of the fashion and stashin' curve?

9. Twilight Sparkle, children, hero anon

Cadance has her hands full when she has to foalsit for Twilight AND young Anonymous when all the kids want to do is pretend! Twilight is pretending to be a princess just like Cadance and Anon has to rescue her in her book castle from the evil baby dragon Spike.

10. Rarity, clop, ponyfag anon

Pure fluff, I guess. Extreme fan of the show ends up in Equestria, tries not to spaghettificate in ponyland and finds out it's not at all like the show and soon his ass will end up on the streets if he doesn't start working. Since he was a ponyfag he used to sew plushies and sell them on etsy with some decent success, so he consults Rarity and tries his hand at clothes. No success, but he asks her if he can try one more thing and ends up sewing a plush in her likeness. Being Rarity, she absolutely loves it. Now Anonymous develops a line of "Elements of Harmony" plushies for foals and fillies. And then they fuck after a lengthy and contrived story (this is AiE after all).

11. Bonus: Fluttershy PiE

Mandingo Party aka Fluttershy gaping and dripping with semen after being DVDAd by six different black guys.