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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
- www.OpenSubtitles.org
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- Hey, guys, what's up?
- Kurt here from Kurt's World.
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- Hey, guys, how's it going?
- It's Kurt from Kurt's World.
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- Hey, guys, how's it going?
- Kurt from Kurt's World here.
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- Hey, what's up, guys?
- Kurt here from Kurt's World.
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- Hi, everybody.
- This is Kurt from Kurt's World.
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- And today I'm going to
- draw my life.
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- Something in these videos
- that I really appreciate
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- is everybody's complete honesty
- in telling their life story.
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- And where does
- this story take place?
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- Los Angeles...
- That's where I was born,
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- although shortly after, my
- parents had to move out to Azusa
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- 'cause it's just a little bit
- more affordable
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- and better for raising a family.
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- Hey, Dozier.
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- Mom's gone, so I'm in charge.
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- I remember it
- like it was yesterday,
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- and we watched the planes
- crash into the buildings
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- millions of times.
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- People jumping
- out of the windows,
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- running around,
- the dust, the fire.
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- And even though I didn't fully
- understand everything back then,
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- I knew that no one could ever
- forget an event like that,
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- real or fake.
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- Hey, what's up guys?
- It's Kurt from Kurt's World.
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- I'm here with my dad.
- We're in the studio.
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- Working on this dope
- new track for Bezar.
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- - Really?
- - Yeah yeah.
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- Well, check...
- yeah check this out, though.
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- Kurt's World.
- Dad, seriously put the hat on.
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- Alright.
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- There you go.
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- After the divorce,
- Mom was really upset,
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- so I decided to stay home
- with her and be a good son.
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- And I don't know
- how it happened,
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- but one thing led to another,
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- and I started really
- getting into online gaming.
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- I'm gonna fuck you h... so...
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- I'm gonna fuck you so hard.
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- In 2009, I officially
- started Kurt's World,
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- kicking off the empire
- you know today.
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- That's pretty cool huh?
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- This is a program
- where I've made all
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- of some of the most
- influential beats
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- and some of my top beats.
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- Control-shift.
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- That's my favorite shortcut.
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- Life hacks, reviews,
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- and all the little things
- in between
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- that make life really cool
- and so much fun.
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- That's where
- all the magic happens.
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- Just kidding. Um...
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- What I like about these
- right off the bat is that...
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- is how they seem.
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- The mouthfeel
- on this... otherworldly.
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- And that's also
- when I started babysitting.
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- You know, 'cause
- it's important to stay current.
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- Those kids were a great source
- for new content.
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- And I'm still friends
- with most of them today.
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- Shout-out to my friend
- Bobby Bud Lee @BobbyBaseCamp.
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- You tell them, Bobby.
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- Oh, fuck you, fuck you,
- fuck you.
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- God fucking damn it!
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- What's up, guys?
- Here from Kurt's World.
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- - What's up?
- - Oh, my fucking God.
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- Here with BobbyBaseCamp.
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- - Fuck! I just died.
- - What's up?
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- Kurt, do not fucking
- double-dip my stream.
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- - Okay?
- - Sorry.
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- These values have followed me
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- all the way to my new job,
- a Spree driver.
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- And the cool thing about Spree
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- is that you're interacting
- with people all the time.
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- It's amazing for content
- and for just in general.
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- Wow, that is an old
- Smart & Final right there.
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- But it's not always easy making
- great content day after day.
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- Sometimes it's just you,
- yourself, and your brain.
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- And that can be frustrating.
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- I haven't made a video
- in a long time
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- because it's... things aren't
- really awesome for me right now.
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- And it's been kind of hard
- for me to find Kurt.
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- Especially in these videos,
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- it's been really tough
- for me to find...
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- It's been really tough for me
- to find Kurt, and I'm just...
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- It's been really tough
- for me to find Kurt...
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- I don't even know why
- I'm making these videos.
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- Metrics.
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- It is a numbers game,
- and right now...
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- ...I just feel like a zero.
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- But that's usually when you come
- up with your best breakthroughs.
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- I know I did.
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- Yo, guys, what's going on?
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- It's me, Kurt from Kurt's World,
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- and I just realized
- something big.
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- And I'm calling it "The Lesson."
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- This is a surefire way for me
- to go viral, and guess what.
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- The best part being
- I can do it all
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- from the front seat of my Spree.
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- So you guys stayed tuned,
- buckle up,
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- and I'll show you the ropes.
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- Alright? Peace out.
- Much love, you guys.
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- #PeaceOut.
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- Peace out.
- Peace out.
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- Make sure to follow...
- follow me for "The Lesson."
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- Peace out.
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- Hey, guys, how's it going?
- It's Kurt from Kurt's World.
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- And welcome to "The Lesson."
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- For all of you out there
- who don't know me, get ready,
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- 'cause you're about to know me.
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- I'm Kurt.
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- Step one...
- organizing your bottles.
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- If you check out the video
- that I uploaded last week
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- on Kurt's World,
- you're already gonna know
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- how to prepare them
- before your ride.
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- You've got to remember, guys,
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- what we're doing here
- is important.
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- You're creating a brand.
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- Actually, hold up.
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- Real step one...
- get... your... rig... together.
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- If you're not documenting
- yourself, it's simple.
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- You just don't exist.
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- And for my premium subscribers,
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- if you hop on to Kurt's World,
- you can choose your own angles.
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- Plus, I'll be screen-sharing
- my phone all night
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- for unlimited
- behind-the-scenes access.
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- So don't sleep on that.
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- Okay, guys, well, I guess...
- I guess that's it.
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- I hope you guys enjoyed
- this live stream,
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- and make sure to share
- and comment on all your socials
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- using the hashtag #TheLesson.
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- - Thanks, Kurt.
- - Shit, I almost forgot.
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- Mom.
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- Hey, Mom.
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- Let's go!
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- I know that we all
- have our issues.
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- So let me just say this.
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- There's a trigger warning
- in place.
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- I'm not gonna be offended
- if you can't watch.
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- But, yeah, for all my real ones
- out there,
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- uh, it's time to go viral, baby.
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- Okay, guys, so we're here
- at the first passenger's house.
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- Uh, here to pick up Frederick.
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- And here he comes.
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- Alright, guys, now, the record
- for a rideshare driver is six.
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- So you're gonna want to
- at least top that number
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- if you want to hit it big-time.
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- - Frederick.
- - That's me.
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- Hey. I'm Kurt,
- your Spree driver.
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- And you're going to
- Grand Castle Banquet Hall.
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- - Highland Park, right?
- - You got it, brother.
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- Let's go.
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- Uh...
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- Hey?
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- What's up, dude?
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- What's, uh, going on here?
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- What?
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- Lot of fucking cameras
- in here, brother.
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- Oh, yeah, right.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hope that's okay.
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- And what if I say it isn't?
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- It's for my protection.
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- Oh, right, got you.
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- Oh, there's some water
- back there if you want some.
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- I'm good.
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- Got a charger, though?
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- You bet.
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- ABC.
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- - Always be charging.
- - Uh-huh.
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- Well, I've been working
- on a speech all day,
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- so this sucker's drained.
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- A speech?
- Big event?
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- About 3,000 people.
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- 3,000 people?
- That's a lot of eyeballs on you.
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- Yeah.
- Lot of people are excited, so...
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- Actually, you want
- to tell my followers
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- how you greet your audience?
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- That would be great.
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- What do you mean your followers?
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- Right, yeah, no, I'm actually
- just recording a tutorial.
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- That's cool.
- About what?
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- Oh, I'm giving people tips
- on how to, like, you know,
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- up their social-media game.
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- - <i>LMFAO.</i>
- - Very cool.
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- - While you're driving, huh?
- - Yeah, yeah.
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- It's good to see men like us
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- trying to master this, you know,
- social-media stuff.
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- We're gonna need it.
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- Yeah.
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- What do you mean men like us?
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- White men.
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- You are white, aren't you?
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- Yeah.
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- Yeah, you are.
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- It's good.
- Say it with me.
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- I'm white and I'm proud.
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- Uh... no.
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- Wait, are you Jewish?
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- Whites, blacks, Asians, Latinos,
- we're all the same.
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- Okay.
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- Have you read the IQ studies?
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- Do you know what's going on
- in Chicago right now?
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- Bobby, don't worry.
- It's all good.
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- Who's Bobby?
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- Your gender-queer, uh, partner?
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- It's actually Bobby Bud Lee.
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- @BobbyBaseCamp.
- You don't know Bobby Bud Lee?
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- What's up, guys? I'm out here
- on my influencer bullshit.
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- I'm on the...
- I'm on the hover board.
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- Look at this place.
- It's crazy.
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- So you all know what happens
- when I get bored.
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- 00:10:44,937 --> 00:10:47,506
- And... secured.
- You got got.
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- Just regarding, like, the party
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- that went down in my pad
- last night,
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- that girl who got thrown
- off the balcony
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- and hit her ankle on the pool,
- not my fault.
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- That dude who threw her off
- clearly wasn't strong enough.
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- What's up, BaseCamp?
- Today we are feeling grateful.
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- I'm in my home fucking theater
- right now, BaseCamp.
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- And that is all
- thanks to you guys.
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- Actually, can I borrow it?
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- 00:11:04,556 --> 00:11:05,924
- I actually really need
- to use it for something.
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- Yeah, dude, what's up?
- Fucker!
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- He give it back to me, dude.
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- Phone King!
- Hey, I'm zooming out of here.
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- Okay, well, he's huge,
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- 00:11:12,699 --> 00:11:14,566
- and he's promoting my stream
- on his channel tonight.
- 227
- 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:16,435
- But he might not do it
- if there's too much racist shit
- 228
- 00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:18,837
- - on here, so...
- - You mean authentic shit?
- 229
- 00:11:18,871 --> 00:11:22,574
- Yo, everyone,
- being racist is not cool.
- 230
- 00:11:22,608 --> 00:11:24,376
- Alright?
- It's toxic.
- 231
- 00:11:24,410 --> 00:11:26,078
- Like Bobby, he's authentic.
- 232
- 00:11:26,111 --> 00:11:27,846
- And he gets free hotel rooms
- and swag,
- 233
- 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:30,282
- so take a page out of his book.
- 234
- 00:11:30,316 --> 00:11:33,385
- Thanks for the tip, snowflake.
- 235
- 00:11:33,419 --> 00:11:36,855
- Oh, Jesus Christ.
- A lot of fucking stop signs.
- 236
- 00:11:37,956 --> 00:11:39,024
- Hey, I don't see
- any cops around.
- 237
- 00:11:39,058 --> 00:11:40,392
- Should I blow this next one?
- 238
- 00:11:40,426 --> 00:11:41,894
- You're gonna run the stop sign?
- 239
- 00:11:43,329 --> 00:11:44,963
- Oh, shit!
- 240
- 00:11:44,997 --> 00:11:47,399
- Fucking A, dude.
- You're crazy.
- 241
- 00:11:47,433 --> 00:11:50,002
- Just trying to spice
- things up for my fans.
- 242
- 00:11:50,035 --> 00:11:53,072
- Right, right. Wow.
- 243
- 00:11:53,906 --> 00:11:56,075
- Remember, there's water
- back there if you need it.
- 244
- 00:11:56,108 --> 00:11:58,944
- Yeah, alright.
- I am a little parched.
- 245
- 00:11:58,977 --> 00:12:01,413
- Yeah, you know,
- for your big speech.
- 246
- 00:12:01,447 --> 00:12:04,350
- Yeah. You know,
- you're okay for a libtard.
- 247
- 00:12:04,383 --> 00:12:06,552
- Thanks.
- 248
- 00:12:06,585 --> 00:12:08,387
- You just need to wake up.
- 249
- 00:12:13,292 --> 00:12:15,127
- I'm really trying
- to get ready for my speech.
- 250
- 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:16,495
- Do you mind?
- 251
- 00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:18,297
- Hey, are there a lot
- of members in your group?
- 252
- 00:12:18,330 --> 00:12:20,232
- Yeah.
- How far away are we?
- 253
- 00:12:20,265 --> 00:12:22,468
- Hey, you should let them know
- that you're not gonna make it.
- 254
- 00:12:25,237 --> 00:12:26,305
- What?
- 255
- 00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:30,008
- Does this water have,
- like, a taste to it?
- 256
- 00:12:30,042 --> 00:12:31,510
- Am I crazy?
- 257
- 00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:34,480
- What are you talking about?
- It's just pure water.
- 258
- 00:12:34,513 --> 00:12:35,948
- Just gonna want to make sure
- 259
- 00:12:35,981 --> 00:12:37,483
- that you remove
- all the air bubbles.
- 260
- 00:12:37,516 --> 00:12:39,385
- Not really.
- I just like to do that.
- 261
- 00:12:39,418 --> 00:12:41,620
- And then we're gonna inject this
- right on the label,
- 262
- 00:12:41,654 --> 00:12:44,923
- because that way
- the passenger will never notice.
- 263
- 00:12:49,194 --> 00:12:50,362
- Simple as that.
- 264
- 00:12:50,396 --> 00:12:51,597
- Take your glue gun.
- 265
- 00:12:51,631 --> 00:12:53,132
- It's been heating up
- for a second.
- 266
- 00:12:53,165 --> 00:12:55,234
- And all you got to do,
- just a little tap.
- 267
- 00:13:04,009 --> 00:13:05,144
- Airtight.
- 268
- 00:13:05,177 --> 00:13:06,478
- Well, watertight.
- 269
- 00:13:23,996 --> 00:13:25,665
- It's perfect.
- 270
- 00:13:25,698 --> 00:13:27,499
- Check this out.
- 271
- 00:13:27,533 --> 00:13:29,401
- I've already got a bunch done.
- 272
- 00:13:32,337 --> 00:13:34,641
- One down, lots more to go.
- 273
- 00:13:34,674 --> 00:13:39,144
- Okay, next we are
- picking up Andrea.
- 274
- 00:13:41,146 --> 00:13:44,516
- Yeah, okay, Bobby, sure.
- Yeah, that's fake news.
- 275
- 00:13:44,550 --> 00:13:46,753
- That's actually a pretty good
- point, though, guys.
- 276
- 00:13:46,786 --> 00:13:48,320
- No one should be able to tell
- 277
- 00:13:48,353 --> 00:13:50,589
- what you're doing is real
- at first.
- 278
- 00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:53,325
- Because you want to get
- as many done undetected
- 279
- 00:13:53,358 --> 00:13:55,461
- for maximum attention
- down the road.
- 280
- 00:13:55,494 --> 00:13:57,463
- #TheLesson.
- 281
- 00:13:57,496 --> 00:13:59,164
- Legacy.
- 282
- 00:13:59,198 --> 00:14:00,667
- Okay, here we go.
- 283
- 00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:05,103
- She should be right here.
- 284
- 00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:08,474
- Is Andrea with her friends?
- 285
- 00:14:08,507 --> 00:14:12,010
- Oh, looks like Andrea is alone.
- 286
- 00:14:12,044 --> 00:14:13,278
- I like that, though, you know.
- 287
- 00:14:13,312 --> 00:14:15,280
- One-on-one,
- get to know the person.
- 288
- 00:14:15,314 --> 00:14:17,115
- Slice of life.
- 289
- 00:14:18,484 --> 00:14:21,420
- Oh, you know, guys,
- technically that's litter,
- 290
- 00:14:21,453 --> 00:14:24,791
- but I think she'll
- get away with this one.
- 291
- 00:14:24,824 --> 00:14:26,793
- Tell him to fuck off.
- 292
- 00:14:29,127 --> 00:14:32,097
- - It's open.
- - Yeah, maybe.
- 293
- 00:14:32,130 --> 00:14:33,532
- I'll see what she says.
- 294
- 00:14:33,565 --> 00:14:35,501
- Hey, Andrea.
- 295
- 00:14:35,534 --> 00:14:37,302
- - Yeah.
- - Oh.
- 296
- 00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:39,338
- No, no, no, no.
- 297
- 00:14:39,371 --> 00:14:42,107
- We got some good nibbles.
- We did. Mm-hmm.
- 298
- 00:14:43,141 --> 00:14:45,678
- I'm going to Lincoln Heights.
- 299
- 00:14:45,712 --> 00:14:47,279
- Yeah, there was this one
- investment property
- 300
- 00:14:47,312 --> 00:14:49,581
- you would cream your jeans over.
- 301
- 00:14:49,615 --> 00:14:52,618
- Oh, I got these cameras set up.
- Hope that's okay.
- 302
- 00:14:52,652 --> 00:14:56,255
- No, I think the cactuses
- are creating the perfect vibe.
- 303
- 00:14:56,288 --> 00:14:59,157
- Yeah, it's like that cheesy
- L.A. thing that we talked about.
- 304
- 00:14:59,191 --> 00:15:01,560
- On to the next
- future yoga studio.
- 305
- 00:15:01,593 --> 00:15:05,330
- No. Obviously I would never
- actually say that to a client.
- 306
- 00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:08,735
- Michael, I'm so tired of you
- second-guessing me.
- 307
- 00:15:08,768 --> 00:15:12,371
- Well, I don't see you out here
- fucking doing this.
- 308
- 00:15:15,207 --> 00:15:18,410
- Yeah. Look, I am in my Spree.
- 309
- 00:15:18,443 --> 00:15:20,813
- I am going to be on the red-eye
- in a few hours.
- 310
- 00:15:20,847 --> 00:15:23,382
- Let's just figure this out
- when we see each other.
- 311
- 00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:26,618
- Yeah, okay.
- 312
- 00:15:26,653 --> 00:15:28,153
- Yeah.
- 313
- 00:15:46,605 --> 00:15:48,540
- - What's up, beat master?
- - I can't... I cannot ta...
- 314
- 00:15:48,574 --> 00:15:51,577
- - I can't talk right now. Bye.
- - Wait, wait, wait.
- 315
- 00:15:54,847 --> 00:15:56,582
- Stop.
- 316
- 00:15:56,615 --> 00:15:58,383
- - Don't hang up on me, dick.
- - I cannot talk right now.
- 317
- 00:15:58,417 --> 00:15:59,719
- - I can't talk right now.
- - I need a ride!
- 318
- 00:15:59,752 --> 00:16:00,853
- Bye. Bye.
- 319
- 00:16:14,232 --> 00:16:16,368
- Okay, guys, okay.
- 320
- 00:16:16,401 --> 00:16:17,737
- Just like the last guy,
- 321
- 00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:18,905
- we're gonna want to
- get in their phone,
- 322
- 00:16:18,938 --> 00:16:20,505
- but it's not always...
- 323
- 00:16:20,539 --> 00:16:21,841
- Looks like this is
- a newer phone,
- 324
- 00:16:21,874 --> 00:16:23,342
- so you can't always
- use the thumb.
- 325
- 00:16:23,375 --> 00:16:27,479
- Sometimes you have to
- use their face.
- 326
- 00:16:31,183 --> 00:16:32,384
- Usually takes a couple tries.
- 327
- 00:16:36,221 --> 00:16:37,623
- Yes, got it.
- 328
- 00:16:37,657 --> 00:16:39,826
- First open your Spree app.
- 329
- 00:16:39,859 --> 00:16:42,527
- Perfect.
- Rate your driver.
- 330
- 00:16:43,663 --> 00:16:45,530
- Five stars, I think.
- 331
- 00:16:45,564 --> 00:16:48,266
- And here it just
- asks you for a tip.
- 332
- 00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:50,737
- Usually I do something
- kind of in the middle.
- 333
- 00:16:50,770 --> 00:16:53,438
- So I'll leave $2.
- Submit.
- 334
- 00:16:53,472 --> 00:16:55,908
- Next to tie up loose ends.
- 335
- 00:16:55,942 --> 00:16:59,244
- Michael says, "Sorry.
- Can't wait to see you later."
- 336
- 00:16:59,277 --> 00:17:00,847
- What shall we tell Michael?
- 337
- 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,280
- Uh...
- 338
- 00:17:02,314 --> 00:17:04,349
- "Fuck off.
- 339
- 00:17:04,383 --> 00:17:07,519
- Canceling my red-eye.
- 340
- 00:17:07,552 --> 00:17:14,192
- No one even reposts
- your stuff anymore."
- 341
- 00:17:14,226 --> 00:17:15,795
- Send. Perfect.
- 342
- 00:17:15,828 --> 00:17:17,362
- Alright, you guys,
- 343
- 00:17:17,396 --> 00:17:18,765
- you're not gonna have to
- worry about things like this
- 344
- 00:17:18,798 --> 00:17:20,432
- when it comes
- to the final stretch.
- 345
- 00:17:20,465 --> 00:17:23,636
- But for now, it really helps
- to fend off suspicion.
- 346
- 00:17:50,997 --> 00:17:52,932
- Hey, man, you like this music?
- 347
- 00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:56,568
- It works.
- 348
- 00:17:58,437 --> 00:18:00,305
- Slaps, man.
- 349
- 00:18:02,842 --> 00:18:04,342
- I made this beat.
- 350
- 00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:08,014
- This is my soundtrack.
- 351
- 00:18:08,047 --> 00:18:11,651
- Why does rush hour start at
- 2:00 p.m. in this fucking city?
- 352
- 00:18:11,684 --> 00:18:13,019
- You know, it just depends.
- Where we are...
- 353
- 00:18:13,052 --> 00:18:16,756
- Stop.
- I don't want your opinion.
- 354
- 00:18:16,789 --> 00:18:18,658
- - Well, you just ask... you...
- - Stop.
- 355
- 00:18:18,691 --> 00:18:21,928
- I'm just fucking saying.
- I got to be somewhere ASAP.
- 356
- 00:18:21,961 --> 00:18:25,631
- Okay, so, like, fix it
- or shut the fuck up.
- 357
- 00:18:39,478 --> 00:18:42,380
- Where... Where the fuck
- are you going, dude?
- 358
- 00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:44,583
- Wait, you just...
- you passed our exit.
- 359
- 00:18:44,616 --> 00:18:46,318
- We're going to pick up
- another passenger.
- 360
- 00:18:46,351 --> 00:18:47,787
- Dude, this is already
- taking forever.
- 361
- 00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:48,788
- Are you serious?
- 362
- 00:18:48,821 --> 00:18:50,056
- Well, I'm sorry.
- 363
- 00:18:50,089 --> 00:18:51,623
- You requested SpreeSocial.
- 364
- 00:18:51,657 --> 00:18:55,962
- I have a female waiting for me,
- you incel.
- 365
- 00:18:55,995 --> 00:18:59,899
- Well, there is a female
- waiting for me to pick her up.
- 366
- 00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:01,701
- And her name is Jessie.
- 367
- 00:19:01,734 --> 00:19:03,368
- Okay?
- This is SpreeSocial.
- 368
- 00:19:03,401 --> 00:19:05,370
- This is what you signed up for.
- 369
- 00:19:05,403 --> 00:19:06,706
- You gonna drive around
- 370
- 00:19:06,739 --> 00:19:07,840
- this fucking parking lot
- for five minutes?
- 371
- 00:19:07,874 --> 00:19:09,041
- Where is she?
- 372
- 00:19:09,075 --> 00:19:10,509
- Got her.
- 373
- 00:19:10,542 --> 00:19:13,846
- Oh, shit. Okay.
- Here we fucking go.
- 374
- 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:16,048
- Jessie. Jessie.
- 375
- 00:19:17,016 --> 00:19:18,517
- Hey, Jessie.
- 376
- 00:19:18,550 --> 00:19:20,653
- - Yeah?
- - I'm your Spree driver, Kurt.
- 377
- 00:19:20,686 --> 00:19:22,554
- - Yo, what up, girl?
- - No, thanks.
- 378
- 00:19:22,587 --> 00:19:23,890
- What?
- 379
- 00:19:23,923 --> 00:19:25,490
- Fuck.
- Dude, don't be such a bitch.
- 380
- 00:19:25,524 --> 00:19:27,325
- Get her in here.
- 381
- 00:19:27,359 --> 00:19:28,527
- Go.
- She's getting away.
- 382
- 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:29,729
- - Go, go, go.
- - Okay.
- 383
- 00:19:29,762 --> 00:19:30,595
- Careful, careful, careful.
- 384
- 00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:35,868
- Jessie, Jessie.
- 385
- 00:19:35,902 --> 00:19:37,569
- Hey.
- Hey, listen
- 386
- 00:19:37,602 --> 00:19:39,604
- - I'm a five-star-rated driver.
- - I already canceled.
- 387
- 00:19:39,639 --> 00:19:41,406
- Listen, I can see where
- you're going on the map,
- 388
- 00:19:41,439 --> 00:19:42,775
- and it's just
- right around the bend.
- 389
- 00:19:42,809 --> 00:19:45,577
- Just get in the car.
- This ride could be on me.
- 390
- 00:19:45,610 --> 00:19:47,379
- But I canceled,
- so is that gonna, like...
- 391
- 00:19:47,412 --> 00:19:48,815
- Oh, that's okay.
- I don't mind.
- 392
- 00:19:48,848 --> 00:19:50,716
- I don't do this just for money.
- 393
- 00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:52,084
- Uh, okay.
- 394
- 00:19:52,118 --> 00:19:53,920
- Yeah.
- It's okay. Get in.
- 395
- 00:19:54,854 --> 00:19:56,321
- Hey.
- 396
- 00:19:59,725 --> 00:20:01,426
- Knocked my camera off.
- 397
- 00:20:01,459 --> 00:20:03,129
- Hope you guys like music.
- 398
- 00:20:03,162 --> 00:20:04,831
- Oh, my God.
- 399
- 00:20:04,864 --> 00:20:06,999
- - Oh.
- - You a fan of music?
- 400
- 00:20:13,806 --> 00:20:16,042
- What body part did you just hit?
- 401
- 00:20:16,075 --> 00:20:19,045
- - What?
- - What... What...
- 402
- 00:20:19,912 --> 00:20:22,480
- Dude, can you turn off
- the shitty music?
- 403
- 00:20:23,983 --> 00:20:26,384
- Fully, fully off.
- 404
- 00:20:26,418 --> 00:20:28,020
- Oh, yeah, totally.
- 405
- 00:20:28,054 --> 00:20:30,857
- But you were just telling me
- how much you like it, though.
- 406
- 00:20:30,890 --> 00:20:32,992
- Yeah, no, I wasn't.
- Um...
- 407
- 00:20:33,025 --> 00:20:34,894
- So, Jessie, I already
- told him this,
- 408
- 00:20:34,927 --> 00:20:38,130
- but I got these cameras in here
- set up for everyone's safety.
- 409
- 00:20:38,164 --> 00:20:39,832
- Full disclosure, FYI,
- 410
- 00:20:39,866 --> 00:20:43,135
- I'm totally
- and completely transparent.
- 411
- 00:20:43,169 --> 00:20:46,072
- Yeah, watch out for him.
- He's a fucking psycho.
- 412
- 00:20:46,105 --> 00:20:47,940
- But like I was saying,
- my name is Mario,
- 413
- 00:20:47,974 --> 00:20:51,576
- and, uh, you must be Jessie.
- 414
- 00:20:51,610 --> 00:20:53,511
- He has ears.
- 415
- 00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:55,848
- And eyes.
- And... And three legs.
- 416
- 00:20:55,882 --> 00:20:58,583
- Wouldn't be surprised
- if you had rabies, too.
- 417
- 00:20:58,617 --> 00:21:00,920
- Wait, hold up, hold up.
- I know you.
- 418
- 00:21:00,953 --> 00:21:02,655
- - No, you don't.
- - Yes, I do.
- 419
- 00:21:02,688 --> 00:21:05,590
- Hey, "Mar-io" or "Mare-io"
- or whatever your name is,
- 420
- 00:21:05,624 --> 00:21:07,693
- just grab a water and chill out.
- 421
- 00:21:07,727 --> 00:21:09,161
- Shut the fuck up.
- Yo, she's a comedian.
- 422
- 00:21:09,195 --> 00:21:10,830
- - Oh, my God.
- - Yeah.
- 423
- 00:21:10,863 --> 00:21:13,933
- No, you do the, uh,
- "Hey, everybody look at me."
- 424
- 00:21:13,966 --> 00:21:15,735
- It's, "All eyes on me."
- 425
- 00:21:15,768 --> 00:21:17,203
- I fucking knew it.
- 426
- 00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:20,206
- Yeah, yeah, you're like,
- "All eyes on me.
- 427
- 00:21:20,239 --> 00:21:23,042
- All eyes on me.
- I said all eyes on"...
- 428
- 00:21:23,075 --> 00:21:24,143
- - I fucking knew it.
- - Wait, wait, wait.
- 429
- 00:21:24,176 --> 00:21:25,811
- Hold on.
- You're famous?
- 430
- 00:21:25,845 --> 00:21:27,213
- No, I'm not famous.
- 431
- 00:21:27,246 --> 00:21:28,848
- If I was, I wouldn't be
- taking SpreeSocial.
- 432
- 00:21:28,881 --> 00:21:30,515
- No, dude, she's got
- a mega following.
- 433
- 00:21:30,548 --> 00:21:31,984
- - She's legit, man.
- - Wait, wait a second.
- 434
- 00:21:32,018 --> 00:21:33,920
- - You have a huge following?
- - Yeah, dude.
- 435
- 00:21:33,953 --> 00:21:36,022
- That's amazing.
- How did you grow your audience?
- 436
- 00:21:36,055 --> 00:21:39,524
- Um... I'm, like, funny.
- 437
- 00:21:39,557 --> 00:21:41,593
- Oh, my gosh. Yeah.
- 438
- 00:21:41,627 --> 00:21:43,229
- I mean,
- having a big following...
- 439
- 00:21:43,262 --> 00:21:46,999
- I can... I mean, yeah, all
- those notifications coming in.
- 440
- 00:21:47,033 --> 00:21:49,068
- I mean, I get it.
- I do, too.
- 441
- 00:21:49,101 --> 00:21:51,569
- So, Jessie, it's super nice
- to meet you.
- 442
- 00:21:51,603 --> 00:21:53,806
- Follow for follow, and if you
- post anything on my Spree,
- 443
- 00:21:53,839 --> 00:21:54,974
- just make sure to tag me.
- 444
- 00:21:55,007 --> 00:21:56,742
- I'm KurtsWorld96.
- 445
- 00:21:56,776 --> 00:21:58,177
- Sir, are you a Twitter bot,
- 446
- 00:21:58,210 --> 00:21:59,812
- or is there a real live
- human boy in there?
- 447
- 00:21:59,845 --> 00:22:01,479
- Do not touch me.
- 448
- 00:22:01,513 --> 00:22:03,916
- I'm as real as you.
- I don't...
- 449
- 00:22:05,751 --> 00:22:07,653
- Yo, yo, I got to say,
- you were...
- 450
- 00:22:07,687 --> 00:22:09,722
- you were one of the better
- sets that night.
- 451
- 00:22:09,755 --> 00:22:12,590
- - Just very pro, I thought.
- - Wow, thank you.
- 452
- 00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:14,060
- - Thank you so much.
- - Don't... Don't be...
- 453
- 00:22:14,093 --> 00:22:15,795
- Glad you think I'm pro,
- 454
- 00:22:15,828 --> 00:22:18,698
- even though I was doing
- a professional gig.
- 455
- 00:22:18,731 --> 00:22:20,933
- Okay.
- Yo, yo, what up?
- 456
- 00:22:20,967 --> 00:22:23,568
- It's your boy Mario,
- and we out here.
- 457
- 00:22:23,601 --> 00:22:25,271
- Guess who.
- 458
- 00:22:25,304 --> 00:22:27,940
- Hot chick comedian Jessie Adams
- in the house.
- 459
- 00:22:27,974 --> 00:22:29,909
- Stop! Do not point
- that phone in my face.
- 460
- 00:22:29,942 --> 00:22:31,077
- - What is wrong with you?
- - Yeah, point it at me,
- 461
- 00:22:31,110 --> 00:22:32,610
- your driver, Kurt's World.
- 462
- 00:22:32,645 --> 00:22:33,746
- - Kurt's World. Follow me.
- - You shut the fuck up.
- 463
- 00:22:33,779 --> 00:22:35,147
- - KurtsWorld96.
- - You come on.
- 464
- 00:22:35,181 --> 00:22:36,983
- Give me a little smile.
- 465
- 00:22:37,016 --> 00:22:39,752
- Oh, my God, are all the tanning
- oils getting to your head?
- 466
- 00:22:39,785 --> 00:22:42,021
- I thought all you frat boys
- didn't like black people?
- 467
- 00:22:42,054 --> 00:22:44,657
- What the...
- Why would you say that?
- 468
- 00:22:44,690 --> 00:22:46,624
- That's not fucking true.
- Now I can't even post this.
- 469
- 00:22:46,659 --> 00:22:47,927
- Oh, no.
- 470
- 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:49,962
- Squirt's World,
- just let me out here.
- 471
- 00:22:49,996 --> 00:22:51,630
- No, come on, let me just do this
- one more time, please.
- 472
- 00:22:51,664 --> 00:22:53,733
- What? Are you serious?
- You are pissing me off.
- 473
- 00:22:53,766 --> 00:22:55,801
- Honestly, man, I'm about ready
- to drop you off
- 474
- 00:22:55,835 --> 00:22:57,169
- on the side of the road, okay?
- 475
- 00:22:57,203 --> 00:22:58,938
- You're pissing off Jessie Adams.
- 476
- 00:22:58,971 --> 00:23:01,874
- Just grab a water and get ready
- to call another Spree.
- 477
- 00:23:01,907 --> 00:23:03,676
- On the side
- of the fucking highway?
- 478
- 00:23:03,709 --> 00:23:04,844
- Are you nuts?
- 479
- 00:23:04,877 --> 00:23:06,611
- No, no, I'm not.
- And you know what?
- 480
- 00:23:06,645 --> 00:23:09,949
- You just got yourself
- a one-star rating, bitch.
- 481
- 00:23:09,982 --> 00:23:12,952
- And you, you should really use
- that beautiful smile
- 482
- 00:23:12,985 --> 00:23:14,253
- a little bit more often.
- 483
- 00:23:14,286 --> 00:23:16,822
- - Oh, wow. Okay, alright.
- - Yeah.
- 484
- 00:23:16,856 --> 00:23:19,158
- Hey, guys, I'm stuck
- in a SpreeSocial
- 485
- 00:23:19,191 --> 00:23:20,793
- with this defective clown.
- 486
- 00:23:20,826 --> 00:23:23,162
- He's been nagging me
- and asking me to smile.
- 487
- 00:23:23,195 --> 00:23:26,564
- If you see him on the street,
- just cross to the other side.
- 488
- 00:23:26,598 --> 00:23:28,934
- Or just push him in traffic.
- That'd be better for everybody.
- 489
- 00:23:28,968 --> 00:23:30,736
- - He goes by the name of Mario.
- - Hey, everyone, what's going on?
- 490
- 00:23:30,770 --> 00:23:32,171
- KurtsWorld96 here.
- 491
- 00:23:32,204 --> 00:23:33,839
- Follow me for "The Lesson."
- Link's in the bio.
- 492
- 00:23:33,873 --> 00:23:36,175
- - And I always follow back.
- - Oh, my God.
- 493
- 00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:37,810
- Why do I keep
- doing this to myself?
- 494
- 00:23:37,843 --> 00:23:40,612
- I'm in a fucking SpreeSocial
- to save 3 bucks?
- 495
- 00:23:40,646 --> 00:23:43,548
- For this headache?
- This ever happen to you guys?
- 496
- 00:23:44,717 --> 00:23:47,787
- I'm just saying that you
- becoming Insta famous
- 497
- 00:23:47,820 --> 00:23:50,588
- has really gone to your head,
- 'cause you're a total bitch.
- 498
- 00:23:50,622 --> 00:23:51,724
- Oh.
- 499
- 00:23:51,757 --> 00:23:53,192
- - Out.
- - Me?
- 500
- 00:23:53,225 --> 00:23:55,795
- She's the one being
- all fucking mean and shit.
- 501
- 00:23:55,828 --> 00:23:57,595
- No, fuck this.
- I'm getting out.
- 502
- 00:23:57,630 --> 00:23:58,764
- No, no, no, wait.
- Are you sure?
- 503
- 00:23:58,798 --> 00:24:00,232
- Fuck you.
- 504
- 00:24:00,266 --> 00:24:02,635
- And you just, like,
- reel it in a little bit.
- 505
- 00:24:02,668 --> 00:24:04,136
- No one says "Follow for follow"
- out loud.
- 506
- 00:24:04,170 --> 00:24:06,105
- Wait, no, you...
- you can't take that.
- 507
- 00:24:06,138 --> 00:24:07,973
- - Why? 'Cause the ride was free?
- - No, you just...
- 508
- 00:24:08,007 --> 00:24:09,742
- - You cannot take that.
- - Seriously?
- 509
- 00:24:11,644 --> 00:24:14,080
- Hey, maybe don't be
- such a bitch next time.
- 510
- 00:24:14,113 --> 00:24:16,048
- Oh, how's this
- for being a bitch?
- 511
- 00:24:21,053 --> 00:24:23,155
- Just drive, faggot.
- 512
- 00:24:28,661 --> 00:24:30,029
- You know what?
- 513
- 00:24:30,062 --> 00:24:34,867
- The only way to fix this
- is with some pussy.
- 514
- 00:24:41,140 --> 00:24:43,242
- Yo, where the fuck
- are we going right now?
- 515
- 00:24:43,275 --> 00:24:44,844
- It's a shortcut.
- 516
- 00:24:44,877 --> 00:24:47,012
- This is not a fucking shortcut.
- Are you serious?
- 517
- 00:24:47,046 --> 00:24:48,380
- Yeah, it is a shortcut.
- 518
- 00:24:48,414 --> 00:24:50,149
- I know this park like
- the back of my hand.
- 519
- 00:24:50,182 --> 00:24:51,350
- Got to be kidding me.
- 520
- 00:24:51,383 --> 00:24:53,285
- <i>Cross to the other side.</i>
- 521
- 00:24:53,319 --> 00:24:55,788
- <i>Or just push him in traffic.
- That'd be better for everybody.</i>
- 522
- 00:24:55,821 --> 00:24:56,989
- <i>He goes by the name of Mario.</i>
- 523
- 00:24:57,022 --> 00:24:58,757
- Oh, fuck, I...
- 524
- 00:24:58,791 --> 00:25:00,292
- I don't feel so good.
- 525
- 00:25:00,326 --> 00:25:02,895
- You don't... You don't...
- Do you need me to pull over?
- 526
- 00:25:02,928 --> 00:25:04,930
- Oh, yo, she's got
- like 200K followers.
- 527
- 00:25:04,964 --> 00:25:06,966
- I'm getting all this hate
- already.
- 528
- 00:25:06,999 --> 00:25:08,267
- Don't vomit in my car.
- 529
- 00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:10,136
- Oh, God! Fuck.
- 530
- 00:25:10,169 --> 00:25:13,272
- This fucking...
- Got to be kidding me.
- 531
- 00:25:14,006 --> 00:25:16,108
- What the fuck, man?
- Keep going.
- 532
- 00:25:16,142 --> 00:25:18,844
- No, if you're gonna barf,
- get out of my car.
- 533
- 00:25:18,878 --> 00:25:22,081
- I have some dumb bitch
- waiting for me.
- 534
- 00:25:22,114 --> 00:25:25,184
- And I need to go fuck her
- right fucking now!
- 535
- 00:25:25,217 --> 00:25:28,053
- I need to keep my car clean!
- 536
- 00:25:28,087 --> 00:25:31,690
- So if you're gonna hurl,
- get outside and do it. Go.
- 537
- 00:25:31,724 --> 00:25:34,793
- Alright, you know what?
- I got to take a piss anyway.
- 538
- 00:25:34,827 --> 00:25:36,295
- That's the only reason
- I'm doing this right now.
- 539
- 00:25:36,328 --> 00:25:38,097
- You fucking beta.
- 540
- 00:25:38,130 --> 00:25:39,899
- Zero stars for you.
- 541
- 00:26:09,962 --> 00:26:11,430
- Wow, are you guys seeing this?
- 542
- 00:26:19,772 --> 00:26:20,940
- Fun.
- 543
- 00:26:40,159 --> 00:26:43,095
- <i>Okay, look, I know this
- face mask looks this way</i>
- 544
- 00:26:43,128 --> 00:26:44,296
- <i>because it's a charcoal mask.</i>
- 545
- 00:26:44,330 --> 00:26:45,965
- <i>I know that.</i>
- 546
- 00:26:45,998 --> 00:26:48,133
- <i>But doesn't it feel like maybe,
- just maybe,</i>
- 547
- 00:26:48,167 --> 00:26:50,769
- <i>this was created so people
- could try out blackface</i>
- 548
- 00:26:50,803 --> 00:26:52,871
- <i>for 10 to 15 minutes at a time?</i>
- 549
- 00:26:52,905 --> 00:26:55,541
- <i>Look at this white lady.
- Look at how happy she is.</i>
- 550
- 00:26:55,574 --> 00:26:58,978
- <i>She knows she's getting away
- with something.</i>
- 551
- 00:26:59,011 --> 00:27:00,546
- <i>I'm just saying.</i>
- 552
- 00:27:00,579 --> 00:27:02,147
- Shit.
- 553
- 00:27:02,181 --> 00:27:04,016
- Wait.
- 554
- 00:27:05,584 --> 00:27:07,019
- Let there be light.
- 555
- 00:27:07,052 --> 00:27:09,021
- You think I would
- let "The Lesson"
- 556
- 00:27:09,054 --> 00:27:10,556
- continue in the dark?
- 557
- 00:27:10,589 --> 00:27:12,524
- Check that.
- 558
- 00:27:12,558 --> 00:27:14,126
- Perfect.
- 559
- 00:27:14,159 --> 00:27:15,928
- She's got good content.
- 560
- 00:27:15,961 --> 00:27:18,297
- <i>She needs me.</i>
- 561
- 00:27:18,330 --> 00:27:20,566
- <i>Like, if a woman's
- not smiling all the time</i>
- 562
- 00:27:20,599 --> 00:27:23,202
- <i>or looking happy all the time,
- she looks like a bitch?</i>
- 563
- 00:27:23,235 --> 00:27:25,938
- <i>No, bitch, that was me.</i>
- 564
- 00:27:25,971 --> 00:27:29,208
- <i>Damn, girl, your carpet
- looking ratchet.</i>
- 565
- 00:27:29,241 --> 00:27:30,576
- <i>Bew-bew-bew!</i>
- 566
- 00:27:30,609 --> 00:27:32,811
- <i>I been scammed, bruh.</i>
- 567
- 00:27:37,516 --> 00:27:39,551
- <i>I looked at my phone.
- I looked back up.</i>
- 568
- 00:27:39,585 --> 00:27:41,820
- <i>His dick was out.</i>
- 569
- 00:27:41,854 --> 00:27:43,155
- <i>Learned my lesson.</i>
- 570
- 00:27:43,188 --> 00:27:45,958
- <i>I don't tell anyone the time
- anymore.</i>
- 571
- 00:27:45,991 --> 00:27:47,593
- <i>That's my active bitch face.</i>
- 572
- 00:27:47,627 --> 00:27:49,128
- <i>What time is it?</i>
- 573
- 00:27:49,161 --> 00:27:50,162
- <i>Time for you
- to go fuck yourself.</i>
- 574
- 00:27:50,195 --> 00:27:51,263
- <i>That's what time it is.</i>
- 575
- 00:27:51,297 --> 00:27:53,098
- <i>Alright, thank you very much.</i>
- 576
- 00:27:53,132 --> 00:27:54,533
- Hmm.
- 577
- 00:27:54,566 --> 00:27:57,169
- Doing a show tonight.
- 578
- 00:27:57,202 --> 00:27:58,537
- Joke Bros.
- 579
- 00:27:58,570 --> 00:28:01,206
- Big presence.
- Joke Bros are huge.
- 580
- 00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:02,574
- Too bad I can't go.
- 581
- 00:28:02,608 --> 00:28:04,576
- It's funny how the stars
- will align like that.
- 582
- 00:28:04,610 --> 00:28:07,446
- Me and Jessie, two big things...
- 583
- 00:28:07,479 --> 00:28:10,316
- two big things happening
- on the... on the same night.
- 584
- 00:28:12,418 --> 00:28:14,453
- It's universal coincidence.
- 585
- 00:28:22,528 --> 00:28:25,364
- Never miss an opportunity
- for branding.
- 586
- 00:28:27,900 --> 00:28:29,435
- Are you with me on this, Bobby?
- 587
- 00:28:29,468 --> 00:28:31,638
- I mean, I knew
- this was going to work.
- 588
- 00:28:31,671 --> 00:28:33,405
- I knew it.
- 589
- 00:28:33,439 --> 00:28:36,275
- Uh, what does that mean?
- 590
- 00:28:36,308 --> 00:28:39,211
- <i>Dude, I'm literally, like,
- the only one watching.</i>
- 591
- 00:28:39,244 --> 00:28:41,413
- Yeah, Bobby, that's because
- everybody knows
- 592
- 00:28:41,447 --> 00:28:42,614
- we're taking a break right now.
- 593
- 00:28:42,649 --> 00:28:44,616
- I'm tipping off my tank.
- 594
- 00:28:44,651 --> 00:28:47,920
- And they were...
- It was double digits before.
- 595
- 00:28:55,394 --> 00:28:58,931
- <i>Less than 10
- equals single digits.</i>
- 596
- 00:29:03,001 --> 00:29:04,903
- How is this even possible?
- 597
- 00:29:04,937 --> 00:29:07,139
- I'm literally out here
- giving everything I've got.
- 598
- 00:29:07,172 --> 00:29:11,043
- I'm picking people up
- and dropping them off.
- 599
- 00:29:11,076 --> 00:29:12,411
- Dropping them off.
- 600
- 00:29:17,149 --> 00:29:20,986
- <i>No one wants to watch a white
- guy drive around and whatever.</i>
- 601
- 00:29:21,019 --> 00:29:22,054
- Whatever?
- 602
- 00:29:23,288 --> 00:29:25,324
- I...
- 603
- 00:29:25,357 --> 00:29:29,528
- Dude, I'm literally out here,
- like, live...
- 604
- 00:29:31,731 --> 00:29:33,232
- ...killing people.
- 605
- 00:29:37,670 --> 00:29:39,938
- No, Bobby,
- it's not stale content.
- 606
- 00:29:39,972 --> 00:29:41,674
- It's authentic.
- Alright, it's...
- 607
- 00:29:41,708 --> 00:29:45,210
- It's like, um, homeless hero,
- y-you know?
- 608
- 00:29:47,980 --> 00:29:50,015
- <i>Watch it again LOL.</i>
- 609
- 00:29:55,688 --> 00:29:58,190
- Now, you guys know
- I usually prank the homeless.
- 610
- 00:29:58,223 --> 00:29:59,358
- Homeless prank 17.
- 611
- 00:29:59,391 --> 00:30:01,226
- Here we go, guys.
- Check this out.
- 612
- 00:30:03,996 --> 00:30:05,330
- It's not even real money, bro.
- 613
- 00:30:05,364 --> 00:30:07,332
- But today we're doing
- something different.
- 614
- 00:30:07,366 --> 00:30:08,668
- Your boy had a little
- change of heart,
- 615
- 00:30:08,701 --> 00:30:11,170
- and I'm really glad that I did.
- 616
- 00:30:11,203 --> 00:30:13,740
- I wanted to know what an
- authentic homeless guy would do
- 617
- 00:30:13,773 --> 00:30:16,141
- if he found a real $100 bill
- on the street.
- 618
- 00:30:16,175 --> 00:30:18,745
- So I set it up and secretly
- followed him around.
- 619
- 00:30:18,778 --> 00:30:20,479
- Let's go.
- 620
- 00:30:20,512 --> 00:30:24,183
- Liquor store.
- Pathetic.
- 621
- 00:30:24,216 --> 00:30:27,186
- How many 40s can $100 get you?
- 622
- 00:30:29,555 --> 00:30:32,458
- Now let's see where he's headed
- with his big score.
- 623
- 00:30:37,496 --> 00:30:39,598
- Oh, wait.
- What's going on?
- 624
- 00:30:40,399 --> 00:30:43,001
- Oh, my God, it looks like
- he just gave them food
- 625
- 00:30:43,035 --> 00:30:44,603
- and, like, supplies
- for them to eat.
- 626
- 00:30:44,637 --> 00:30:49,041
- Wow. Looks like this guy
- really is a homeless hero.
- 627
- 00:30:49,074 --> 00:30:50,777
- This guy went out
- and made a huge difference
- 628
- 00:30:50,810 --> 00:30:53,145
- for his community,
- and you can, too.
- 629
- 00:30:53,178 --> 00:30:55,414
- Drop a like and smash
- that "subscribe" button.
- 630
- 00:30:55,447 --> 00:30:58,317
- It makes a huge difference.
- 631
- 00:31:12,231 --> 00:31:14,233
- Okay, okay, okay, Bobby.
- Fine.
- 632
- 00:31:14,266 --> 00:31:17,069
- You're right.
- I promise to spice things up.
- 633
- 00:31:17,102 --> 00:31:19,238
- But what about
- your promise to me, Bobby, huh?
- 634
- 00:31:19,271 --> 00:31:20,740
- What about your promise?
- 635
- 00:31:25,577 --> 00:31:28,046
- You promised that you would
- share "The Lesson" tonight.
- 636
- 00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:31,216
- I don't see... I haven't
- seen anything from you.
- 637
- 00:31:31,250 --> 00:31:33,151
- Not anything.
- 638
- 00:31:37,690 --> 00:31:40,660
- It's not fucking evil.
- It's awesome content.
- 639
- 00:31:47,266 --> 00:31:51,270
- <i>Add some WTF moments or GTFO.</i>
- 640
- 00:31:51,303 --> 00:31:52,639
- Okay.
- 641
- 00:31:55,675 --> 00:31:57,276
- What the fuck?
- 642
- 00:31:57,309 --> 00:31:59,679
- Stop! Stop!
- 643
- 00:31:59,712 --> 00:32:01,848
- - Fuck you!
- - What the fuck?
- 644
- 00:32:04,884 --> 00:32:06,719
- I got it, I got it, I got it!
- 645
- 00:32:06,753 --> 00:32:08,620
- I got it!
- I've got it!
- 646
- 00:32:08,655 --> 00:32:10,790
- - I've got it.
- - What the fuck are you doing?
- 647
- 00:32:10,823 --> 00:32:13,425
- Oh, my God, okay.
- So boring.
- 648
- 00:32:13,458 --> 00:32:16,461
- Oh, my gosh.
- Check this out. Ohh.
- 649
- 00:32:16,495 --> 00:32:19,097
- No one cares about your fucking
- stupid lights, dude.
- 650
- 00:32:19,131 --> 00:32:20,165
- You almost just killed us.
- 651
- 00:32:20,198 --> 00:32:21,868
- No, I didn't.
- 652
- 00:32:21,901 --> 00:32:24,136
- Come on, you guys,
- this is what we said we wanted.
- 653
- 00:32:24,169 --> 00:32:26,338
- - An adventure.
- - No, London.
- 654
- 00:32:26,371 --> 00:32:28,373
- Things that we can put
- on the Gram, that's it.
- 655
- 00:32:28,407 --> 00:32:30,142
- You know what?
- Whatever.
- 656
- 00:32:30,175 --> 00:32:32,411
- Next time why don't you guys
- just buy a fucking Groupon
- 657
- 00:32:32,444 --> 00:32:34,346
- and count me out, you pussies.
- 658
- 00:32:36,615 --> 00:32:38,350
- She's mad.
- 659
- 00:32:40,586 --> 00:32:42,321
- Is this okay?
- 660
- 00:32:42,354 --> 00:32:44,456
- Yeah, yeah, sure.
- 661
- 00:32:45,490 --> 00:32:48,527
- Don't listen to them, because
- I think you're a badass.
- 662
- 00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:49,896
- Your lips are so pretty.
- 663
- 00:32:49,929 --> 00:32:52,598
- - Thanks, babe.
- - I need pretty lips.
- 664
- 00:32:53,766 --> 00:32:55,567
- Hold on.
- What the fuck is that?
- 665
- 00:32:56,301 --> 00:32:58,671
- - Oh, what's this, Mr. Fix-it?
- - No, no!
- 666
- 00:32:58,705 --> 00:33:02,441
- No! No. No.
- 667
- 00:33:02,474 --> 00:33:05,611
- - Don't touch his drill.
- - Don't touch his drill.
- 668
- 00:33:05,645 --> 00:33:07,379
- - It's cute, though.
- - You know what?
- 669
- 00:33:07,412 --> 00:33:09,916
- I think... I actually think
- I know what you guys want.
- 670
- 00:33:09,949 --> 00:33:12,184
- Get people to think you're
- having, like, a big adventure,
- 671
- 00:33:12,217 --> 00:33:14,319
- like, a total WTF moment,
- am I right?
- 672
- 00:33:14,353 --> 00:33:15,354
- Yeah.
- 673
- 00:33:15,387 --> 00:33:18,223
- Well, honestly, I know this...
- 674
- 00:33:18,256 --> 00:33:20,258
- I know this spot
- that not a lot of people know.
- 675
- 00:33:20,292 --> 00:33:22,194
- And it's a really
- incredible view,
- 676
- 00:33:22,227 --> 00:33:24,897
- and it'll be empty right now.
- 677
- 00:33:24,931 --> 00:33:27,566
- - What if we go hit it up?
- - Yeah, that sounds cool.
- 678
- 00:33:27,599 --> 00:33:28,835
- Yeah? What do you guys
- think about that?
- 679
- 00:33:28,868 --> 00:33:29,936
- Would you guys want to go?
- 680
- 00:33:29,969 --> 00:33:31,370
- Fucking incredible spot.
- 681
- 00:33:31,403 --> 00:33:32,471
- Fuck it, sure.
- 682
- 00:33:32,504 --> 00:33:33,840
- - Let's fest.
- - Yeah.
- 683
- 00:33:55,527 --> 00:33:58,196
- Alright, guys, get your phones
- out, get up there.
- 684
- 00:33:58,230 --> 00:33:59,632
- - Go for it.
- - Up there?
- 685
- 00:33:59,666 --> 00:34:02,567
- Are you being serious?
- Put our heads up there?
- 686
- 00:34:02,601 --> 00:34:03,836
- Live a little.
- 687
- 00:34:04,771 --> 00:34:06,338
- Okay, let's do it.
- 688
- 00:34:06,371 --> 00:34:07,840
- Feel like prom.
- 689
- 00:34:07,874 --> 00:34:10,542
- - Oh, we're prom queens.
- - Get up there, guys.
- 690
- 00:34:10,575 --> 00:34:12,745
- We're both prom queens.
- Okay, stop yelling at us.
- 691
- 00:34:13,813 --> 00:34:17,282
- Hey, guys, it's so random.
- 692
- 00:34:17,315 --> 00:34:18,918
- I want to take a picture
- 693
- 00:34:18,951 --> 00:34:20,653
- looking, like,
- this super pretty,
- 694
- 00:34:20,687 --> 00:34:22,487
- - against, like, the ugly stuff.
- - Yes.
- 695
- 00:34:22,521 --> 00:34:24,456
- Hey, you guys, make sure
- to take some selfies,
- 696
- 00:34:24,489 --> 00:34:27,359
- and if you do,
- tag it #TheLesson, one word.
- 697
- 00:34:27,392 --> 00:34:29,361
- Bless... #blessings.
- 698
- 00:34:29,394 --> 00:34:31,296
- - No, #TheLesson.
- - No, #TheLesson, one word.
- 699
- 00:34:31,329 --> 00:34:32,965
- - #TheLesson.
- - #TheLesson.
- 700
- 00:34:32,999 --> 00:34:35,635
- - #TheLesson.
- - Oh, my God, Kurt.
- 701
- 00:34:35,668 --> 00:34:37,602
- This place is so funky.
- 702
- 00:34:37,637 --> 00:34:39,438
- But so beautiful.
- 703
- 00:34:39,471 --> 00:34:40,840
- Thanks, yeah.
- 704
- 00:34:40,873 --> 00:34:42,942
- Yeah, my mom's dad
- used to own this place.
- 705
- 00:34:42,975 --> 00:34:45,912
- - So I practically grew up here.
- - Really?
- 706
- 00:34:45,945 --> 00:34:48,580
- Oh, my God, there's for sure
- a dead body here.
- 707
- 00:34:48,613 --> 00:34:52,317
- It smells like there's, like,
- several dead bodies here.
- 708
- 00:34:52,350 --> 00:34:55,387
- My mom actually found this here.
- She gave it to me.
- 709
- 00:34:55,420 --> 00:34:58,523
- That's so sweet.
- 710
- 00:34:58,557 --> 00:35:00,525
- She must really love you.
- 711
- 00:35:00,559 --> 00:35:02,762
- Yeah, she ditched my dad
- right after that.
- 712
- 00:35:02,795 --> 00:35:04,429
- She used to be
- a major star fucker.
- 713
- 00:35:04,463 --> 00:35:06,999
- Hmm.
- That sucks, I guess.
- 714
- 00:35:07,033 --> 00:35:10,502
- No, it's okay.
- My dad's a fucking loser anyway.
- 715
- 00:35:10,535 --> 00:35:11,938
- I kind of feel like
- I'm having dรฉjร vu.
- 716
- 00:35:11,971 --> 00:35:13,840
- Did you know that means
- 717
- 00:35:13,873 --> 00:35:15,540
- you're exactly
- where you're supposed to be?
- 718
- 00:35:15,574 --> 00:35:19,779
- It's 'cause I <i>am</i> exactly
- where I'm supposed to be.
- 719
- 00:35:19,812 --> 00:35:20,947
- Fuck.
- 720
- 00:35:30,555 --> 00:35:33,025
- Oh, my God, oh, my God.
- Kurt! Guys!
- 721
- 00:35:35,393 --> 00:35:38,030
- - Aah, London, what the fuck?
- - Are you okay?
- 722
- 00:35:38,064 --> 00:35:41,067
- Oh, my God, bitch,
- this is amazing!
- 723
- 00:35:41,100 --> 00:35:44,737
- Driver,
- you're getting five stars.
- 724
- 00:35:44,771 --> 00:35:46,973
- Hey, roll your window down
- and get your phone out.
- 725
- 00:35:47,006 --> 00:35:48,841
- You're not gonna
- want to miss this.
- 726
- 00:35:51,610 --> 00:35:53,512
- Whoo!
- 727
- 00:35:53,545 --> 00:35:55,915
- Wait, stop, stop.
- 728
- 00:35:55,948 --> 00:35:57,784
- Fuck, fuck. Ow!
- 729
- 00:35:57,817 --> 00:35:58,785
- Aah!
- 730
- 00:36:04,523 --> 00:36:06,659
- Oh, my God, Kurt, be careful.
- 731
- 00:36:06,692 --> 00:36:08,326
- Oh, sorry.
- I'm just trying to give you guys
- 732
- 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:09,829
- cool shit you can post.
- 733
- 00:36:09,862 --> 00:36:12,464
- Oh, my God, look how many likes
- I'm getting.
- 734
- 00:36:12,497 --> 00:36:14,533
- Oh, show me.
- 735
- 00:36:14,566 --> 00:36:16,334
- Aah! Ah!
- 736
- 00:36:16,368 --> 00:36:18,704
- Oh, my God!
- Roll the window up!
- 737
- 00:36:18,738 --> 00:36:20,840
- Roll the window up.
- 738
- 00:36:20,873 --> 00:36:22,440
- Roll up the window.
- 739
- 00:36:47,432 --> 00:36:48,835
- What's up, dude?
- 740
- 00:36:48,868 --> 00:36:51,536
- Yo, yo, did you
- just fucking see that?
- 741
- 00:36:51,570 --> 00:36:53,005
- See what?
- 742
- 00:36:53,039 --> 00:36:55,574
- I just got, like,
- the most epic fucking kill ever.
- 743
- 00:36:55,607 --> 00:36:57,643
- It was a triple KO.
- Bobby.
- 744
- 00:36:57,677 --> 00:36:59,145
- Well, if a tree falls
- in the forest
- 745
- 00:36:59,178 --> 00:37:00,980
- and there's no one there
- to see it,
- 746
- 00:37:01,013 --> 00:37:03,481
- like, does it even
- actually fall, dude? No.
- 747
- 00:37:03,515 --> 00:37:04,984
- What the fuck is wrong
- with everybody?
- 748
- 00:37:05,017 --> 00:37:06,384
- This should be
- going viral by now.
- 749
- 00:37:06,418 --> 00:37:07,485
- I just got seven.
- 750
- 00:37:07,519 --> 00:37:08,788
- Bobby I got seven
- rideshare kills.
- 751
- 00:37:08,821 --> 00:37:10,656
- Why... Why isn't this trending?
- 752
- 00:37:10,690 --> 00:37:12,758
- 'Cause you're not
- fucking good at this.
- 753
- 00:37:12,792 --> 00:37:16,128
- Wake up. Okay, some people
- are born with influencer vibes.
- 754
- 00:37:16,162 --> 00:37:17,697
- And some people are not.
- 755
- 00:37:17,730 --> 00:37:19,165
- Okay, like that comedian girl
- 756
- 00:37:19,198 --> 00:37:21,067
- who was in the back
- of your Spree, Jessie Adams,
- 757
- 00:37:21,100 --> 00:37:22,768
- I checked out her shit,
- 758
- 00:37:22,802 --> 00:37:25,604
- and she's got great energy
- and an authentic brand.
- 759
- 00:37:25,638 --> 00:37:27,039
- Why don't you take
- a look at her story
- 760
- 00:37:27,073 --> 00:37:29,942
- and see how it's done, retard?
- 761
- 00:37:29,976 --> 00:37:32,144
- No 'roids here.
- 762
- 00:37:41,486 --> 00:37:45,024
- Oh, my gosh,
- it's a puppy parade.
- 763
- 00:37:45,057 --> 00:37:46,993
- - Can I pet them?
- - Yeah.
- 764
- 00:37:47,026 --> 00:37:49,561
- Oh, my goodness.
- This is how I want to die.
- 765
- 00:37:49,594 --> 00:37:51,898
- Yes, yes, hi.
- 766
- 00:37:51,931 --> 00:37:55,701
- Can I have one of these,
- maybe two of these?
- 767
- 00:37:55,735 --> 00:37:57,837
- Oh, my God.
- 768
- 00:37:58,570 --> 00:38:00,106
- The love of my life.
- 769
- 00:38:00,139 --> 00:38:02,474
- He's been nagging me
- and asking me to smile.
- 770
- 00:38:02,507 --> 00:38:05,845
- If you see him on the street,
- just cross to the other side.
- 771
- 00:38:05,878 --> 00:38:08,114
- Or just push him in traffic.
- That'd be better for everybody.
- 772
- 00:38:08,147 --> 00:38:09,949
- - He goes by the name of Mario.
- - Hey, everyone, what's going on?
- 773
- 00:38:09,982 --> 00:38:11,583
- KurtsWorld96 here.
- 774
- 00:38:11,616 --> 00:38:13,019
- Follow me for "The Lesson."
- Link's in the bio.
- 775
- 00:38:13,052 --> 00:38:15,520
- - And I always follow back.
- - Oh, my God.
- 776
- 00:38:15,553 --> 00:38:18,791
- It's in the past.
- It's not gonna ruin my day.
- 777
- 00:38:18,824 --> 00:38:20,693
- Silver linings playbook...
- 778
- 00:38:20,726 --> 00:38:22,962
- Got to get your steps in
- wherever you can.
- 779
- 00:38:22,995 --> 00:38:24,931
- Everything happens for a reason.
- 780
- 00:38:27,099 --> 00:38:28,801
- Okay, so you know
- how I was saying
- 781
- 00:38:28,834 --> 00:38:31,203
- tonight is gonna be
- a very special night?
- 782
- 00:38:31,237 --> 00:38:33,973
- Well, the Joke Bros
- are coming to my show,
- 783
- 00:38:34,006 --> 00:38:35,241
- and they're
- live-streaming my set
- 784
- 00:38:35,274 --> 00:38:37,009
- for their
- midnight madness thing.
- 785
- 00:38:37,043 --> 00:38:39,745
- Like a million people are gonna
- be watching this tonight.
- 786
- 00:38:39,779 --> 00:38:41,579
- She doesn't even
- film her stories vertically.
- 787
- 00:38:41,613 --> 00:38:43,749
- ...for one of
- my toughest critics.
- 788
- 00:38:43,783 --> 00:38:45,851
- Do all of her fans
- have neck problems?
- 789
- 00:38:45,885 --> 00:38:47,720
- - You ready?
- - She's going live.
- 790
- 00:38:50,022 --> 00:38:51,691
- And this is vertical?
- 791
- 00:38:52,892 --> 00:38:54,126
- That's totally inconsistent,
- 792
- 00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:58,831
- and consistency's
- the first ground rule.
- 793
- 00:38:59,632 --> 00:39:02,600
- Do you have any
- brand identity at all?
- 794
- 00:39:02,635 --> 00:39:06,604
- Makes me upset when
- you're not being uniform.
- 795
- 00:39:06,639 --> 00:39:08,007
- You fell asleep during my jokes.
- 796
- 00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:10,575
- Was you telling jokes?
- 797
- 00:39:10,608 --> 00:39:12,044
- I don't think I would
- have closed my eyes
- 798
- 00:39:12,078 --> 00:39:13,813
- if I had heard jokes.
- 799
- 00:39:13,846 --> 00:39:15,648
- Jessie Adams, if you're
- listening, you disappoint me.
- 800
- 00:39:15,681 --> 00:39:18,851
- If you think it's so easy,
- then you say something funny.
- 801
- 00:39:18,884 --> 00:39:21,586
- Something funny.
- 802
- 00:39:21,619 --> 00:39:24,589
- Okay, now you all see
- where I get it from.
- 803
- 00:39:24,622 --> 00:39:26,025
- It's one of the oldest tricks
- in the book.
- 804
- 00:39:26,058 --> 00:39:28,894
- - But it still works.
- - But it still works.
- 805
- 00:39:28,928 --> 00:39:30,629
- Oh, my God,
- like a broken record.
- 806
- 00:39:30,663 --> 00:39:32,564
- This is not
- very relatable to me.
- 807
- 00:39:32,597 --> 00:39:34,566
- - 'Cause my grandma's dead.
- - Uh-oh, Grandma.
- 808
- 00:39:34,599 --> 00:39:36,202
- My fans think you're a snack.
- 809
- 00:39:36,235 --> 00:39:39,005
- How would... How... How would
- everyone relate to this?
- 810
- 00:39:41,307 --> 00:39:43,009
- She's gonna get
- a million views tonight.
- 811
- 00:39:43,042 --> 00:39:45,011
- And I'm gonna get nothing?
- 812
- 00:39:45,044 --> 00:39:47,579
- - The dog filter.
- - No.
- 813
- 00:39:49,281 --> 00:39:51,017
- I'm not letting that happen.
- 814
- 00:39:51,050 --> 00:39:52,985
- I wish I could
- hang out all night
- 815
- 00:39:53,019 --> 00:39:55,755
- with this strong,
- beautiful queen.
- 816
- 00:39:55,788 --> 00:39:57,622
- But instead
- I have to go hang out
- 817
- 00:39:57,656 --> 00:39:59,325
- with you bozos
- coming to my show.
- 818
- 00:39:59,358 --> 00:40:01,827
- You promised me
- an audience, Bobby.
- 819
- 00:40:01,861 --> 00:40:04,130
- Don't be using me
- as no ticket bait, either.
- 820
- 00:40:04,163 --> 00:40:06,699
- - Damn, Gram.
- - That should be my audience.
- 821
- 00:40:06,732 --> 00:40:08,067
- And if I can't have it,
- why can she have it?
- 822
- 00:40:08,100 --> 00:40:09,835
- When you get to be my age
- 823
- 00:40:09,869 --> 00:40:13,039
- and you just a few feet away
- from the grim reaper,
- 824
- 00:40:13,072 --> 00:40:14,640
- - you don't have no choice.
- - Should be my audience.
- 825
- 00:40:14,673 --> 00:40:16,008
- Please don't talk
- about the grim reaper.
- 826
- 00:40:16,042 --> 00:40:17,343
- You're gonna live forever.
- Okay?
- 827
- 00:40:17,376 --> 00:40:18,944
- I don't know
- what I would do without you.
- 828
- 00:40:18,978 --> 00:40:21,280
- Things have to be fair.
- 829
- 00:40:21,313 --> 00:40:24,917
- Okay, now is the moment
- you've all been waiting for.
- 830
- 00:40:24,950 --> 00:40:26,584
- Things have to be fair, Jessie.
- 831
- 00:40:26,618 --> 00:40:27,753
- Don't go anywhere.
- 832
- 00:40:27,787 --> 00:40:29,021
- It's my house.
- 833
- 00:40:30,056 --> 00:40:31,623
- Why would I go anywhere?
- 834
- 00:40:31,657 --> 00:40:33,359
- JESSIE
- Yeah, that's a good point.
- 835
- 00:40:33,392 --> 00:40:36,629
- Oh, that's so sweet, Jonesy.
- That means a lot to me.
- 836
- 00:40:36,662 --> 00:40:38,831
- Yeah, let me know what you guys
- think of the set tonight.
- 837
- 00:40:38,864 --> 00:40:40,733
- It's gonna be a weird one.
- 838
- 00:40:40,766 --> 00:40:43,803
- That phone's
- making you act foolish.
- 839
- 00:40:43,836 --> 00:40:45,037
- Thanks for ironing, Grandma.
- 840
- 00:40:45,071 --> 00:40:47,640
- Hope you're watching this,
- Bobby.
- 841
- 00:40:47,673 --> 00:40:49,375
- What do you think
- of these pants?
- 842
- 00:40:49,408 --> 00:40:51,609
- Too Ronald McDonald?
- 843
- 00:40:51,644 --> 00:40:53,179
- Honk, honk.
- 844
- 00:40:53,212 --> 00:40:55,681
- Not trying to be
- a clown tonight.
- 845
- 00:40:55,714 --> 00:40:57,850
- Maybe this.
- 846
- 00:40:57,883 --> 00:41:01,720
- I like this.
- Maybe some "Kill Bill" yellow.
- 847
- 00:41:01,754 --> 00:41:04,123
- Like a little bumblebee.
- 848
- 00:41:05,691 --> 00:41:07,626
- Who the fuck is that?
- 849
- 00:41:12,131 --> 00:41:13,199
- Grandma.
- 850
- 00:41:14,834 --> 00:41:16,836
- Grandma, are you
- expecting somebody?
- 851
- 00:41:16,869 --> 00:41:19,805
- I told you
- the reaper was close.
- 852
- 00:41:19,839 --> 00:41:21,173
- Oh, my God.
- 853
- 00:41:21,207 --> 00:41:22,842
- Who would come here
- at this hour?
- 854
- 00:41:22,875 --> 00:41:24,743
- I thought I was
- your only friend.
- 855
- 00:41:28,047 --> 00:41:30,649
- - Your chariot awaits.
- - What are you doing here?
- 856
- 00:41:30,683 --> 00:41:31,884
- I told you
- I'd meet you at the show.
- 857
- 00:41:31,917 --> 00:41:33,119
- Yeah, no, I saw your story.
- 858
- 00:41:33,152 --> 00:41:34,420
- I figured you could
- use some help.
- 859
- 00:41:34,453 --> 00:41:36,155
- Like, I think we should talk.
- 860
- 00:41:36,188 --> 00:41:38,224
- Are you streaming me
- in your fucking shit right now?
- 861
- 00:41:38,257 --> 00:41:39,892
- Sorry.
- It's important.
- 862
- 00:41:39,925 --> 00:41:41,760
- I knew I shouldn't have
- told you where I moved.
- 863
- 00:41:41,794 --> 00:41:43,295
- Dude, you need to go, okay?
- 864
- 00:41:43,329 --> 00:41:45,231
- I don't want to be part
- of your dumb evil shit, alright?
- 865
- 00:41:45,264 --> 00:41:46,765
- No, you are part of it, okay?
- 866
- 00:41:46,799 --> 00:41:48,134
- 'Cause we're... we're...
- we're collaborators.
- 867
- 00:41:48,167 --> 00:41:49,902
- - We're big-time collaborators.
- - No, no.
- 868
- 00:41:49,935 --> 00:41:51,170
- For the record,
- we're definitely not.
- 869
- 00:41:51,203 --> 00:41:53,205
- - Alright, later, Kurt.
- - No, no.
- 870
- 00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:54,406
- No.
- 871
- 00:41:56,208 --> 00:41:57,376
- Alright,
- you asked for this, man.
- 872
- 00:41:59,011 --> 00:42:01,313
- What is up, BaseCamp?
- It's that time again.
- 873
- 00:42:01,347 --> 00:42:05,084
- Bobby Court, where I am the
- judge, jury, and executioner.
- 874
- 00:42:05,117 --> 00:42:07,753
- Today I actually wanted to set
- the record straight on something
- 875
- 00:42:07,786 --> 00:42:09,688
- that's been bugging me
- for a minute, y'all.
- 876
- 00:42:09,722 --> 00:42:11,157
- See this motherfucker
- right here?
- 877
- 00:42:11,190 --> 00:42:12,391
- This guy's name is Kurt.
- 878
- 00:42:12,424 --> 00:42:14,226
- And just because
- he used to babysit me
- 879
- 00:42:14,260 --> 00:42:16,228
- when I was, like, fucking 2,
- he thinks I owe him something.
- 880
- 00:42:16,262 --> 00:42:17,963
- I don't owe you shit dude, okay?
- 881
- 00:42:17,997 --> 00:42:20,733
- Now Kurt's up to some super,
- super-evil shit,
- 882
- 00:42:20,766 --> 00:42:22,168
- and he's trying to pin it on me.
- 883
- 00:42:22,201 --> 00:42:23,836
- You see, guys,
- the thing about Kurt is,
- 884
- 00:42:23,869 --> 00:42:26,805
- he really wants attention,
- and he needs it, too.
- 885
- 00:42:26,839 --> 00:42:29,375
- Fucking medical attention, dude.
- You legally insane.
- 886
- 00:42:29,408 --> 00:42:31,210
- That's my verdict.
- 887
- 00:42:31,243 --> 00:42:32,478
- Dude, should I call you
- an ambulance right now?
- 888
- 00:42:32,511 --> 00:42:34,013
- Maybe they can
- take you out of here.
- 889
- 00:42:34,046 --> 00:42:36,815
- No. Honestly, Bobby,
- I just wanted to...
- 890
- 00:42:36,849 --> 00:42:39,418
- I wanted to... I wanted to tell
- you that I had figured it out,
- 891
- 00:42:39,451 --> 00:42:41,086
- something so important.
- 892
- 00:42:42,922 --> 00:42:45,257
- Well, tell BaseCamp
- something super important
- 893
- 00:42:45,291 --> 00:42:48,093
- and then get out my fucking face
- before I report your account.
- 894
- 00:42:48,127 --> 00:42:49,762
- And quit fucking
- filming me, dude.
- 895
- 00:42:49,795 --> 00:42:51,297
- I don't want to be
- on your fucking stream.
- 896
- 00:42:51,330 --> 00:42:53,199
- You fuck... You asked for it.
- 897
- 00:42:53,232 --> 00:42:55,968
- You... Okay.
- 898
- 00:42:56,001 --> 00:42:59,271
- I fucking... I figured out the
- last two steps of "The Lesson."
- 899
- 00:43:00,973 --> 00:43:03,142
- Step one... hijack Jessie Adams'
- comedy show.
- 900
- 00:43:03,175 --> 00:43:04,510
- It's a shortcut
- to a huge audience.
- 901
- 00:43:04,543 --> 00:43:05,945
- A lot of people
- are gonna be there.
- 902
- 00:43:05,978 --> 00:43:07,513
- She's huge.
- She has a huge following.
- 903
- 00:43:07,546 --> 00:43:10,115
- Yeah, it's a really
- good idea for you,
- 904
- 00:43:10,149 --> 00:43:13,519
- being someone with no sense
- of humor and no social skills.
- 905
- 00:43:13,552 --> 00:43:16,855
- The face of an inbred dog.
- What's step two, retard?
- 906
- 00:43:16,889 --> 00:43:18,891
- Become the fucking president?
- 907
- 00:43:18,924 --> 00:43:20,426
- What are you gonna do?
- 908
- 00:43:26,065 --> 00:43:27,299
- What the fuck, dude?
- 909
- 00:43:27,333 --> 00:43:29,935
- This shit isn't
- supposed to be real.
- 910
- 00:43:37,276 --> 00:43:38,344
- Bobby.
- 911
- 00:43:41,547 --> 00:43:43,949
- - Wait.
- - Get the fuck off me.
- 912
- 00:43:52,524 --> 00:43:55,227
- What the fuck?
- I'll kill you, motherfucker!
- 913
- 00:44:17,082 --> 00:44:18,784
- <i>U got got.</i>
- 914
- 00:44:22,388 --> 00:44:24,923
- Oh, my God, Miles,
- stop trying to be Vin Diesel.
- 915
- 00:44:24,957 --> 00:44:27,026
- You sound like a fucking hyena.
- 916
- 00:44:27,059 --> 00:44:28,827
- "Thanks for the ride, Miles."
- 917
- 00:44:28,861 --> 00:44:30,396
- I didn't ask for
- the ride, Miles.
- 918
- 00:44:30,429 --> 00:44:32,965
- You were stalking my grandma's
- house for some reason.
- 919
- 00:44:32,998 --> 00:44:34,199
- Fucking freak.
- 920
- 00:44:34,233 --> 00:44:36,268
- Yeah, well,
- I just didn't want you
- 921
- 00:44:36,302 --> 00:44:37,569
- to be late for Joke Bros, okay?
- 922
- 00:44:37,603 --> 00:44:39,338
- You don't have to
- worry about me.
- 923
- 00:44:39,371 --> 00:44:41,407
- - You're not my manager.
- - I know I'm not your manager,
- 924
- 00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:47,946
- but someone needs to manage you,
- and I guess I nominate myself.
- 925
- 00:44:47,980 --> 00:44:50,082
- Okay, it's not
- a nomination process.
- 926
- 00:44:50,115 --> 00:44:52,384
- I'm just...
- What I'm saying is, like,
- 927
- 00:44:52,418 --> 00:44:55,454
- Jessie, you could be,
- like, the next Chris Rock.
- 928
- 00:44:55,487 --> 00:44:57,122
- You know what I mean?
- You got that, like, classic
- 929
- 00:44:57,156 --> 00:44:59,892
- black-comic thing
- written all over you.
- 930
- 00:44:59,925 --> 00:45:02,995
- - Chris Rock?
- - Yes. "All eyes on me."
- 931
- 00:45:03,028 --> 00:45:05,064
- I'm telling you,
- next Chris Rock, for real.
- 932
- 00:45:05,097 --> 00:45:06,365
- More like Chris Pebble.
- 933
- 00:45:07,667 --> 00:45:09,368
- See, that's what I'm saying.
- 934
- 00:45:09,401 --> 00:45:10,502
- That wasn't even funny.
- 935
- 00:45:10,536 --> 00:45:11,970
- You're quick.
- 936
- 00:45:12,004 --> 00:45:14,306
- Jessie, like, you know I know
- 937
- 00:45:14,340 --> 00:45:16,408
- the Comedy Central scouts,
- right?
- 938
- 00:45:16,442 --> 00:45:18,410
- I can help you.
- 939
- 00:45:18,444 --> 00:45:20,446
- I wa... I want to help you.
- 940
- 00:45:21,213 --> 00:45:24,149
- I'm just... I'm just saying,
- you're in the right place.
- 941
- 00:45:24,183 --> 00:45:27,186
- It's happening, Jessie.
- So, like, now's the time.
- 942
- 00:45:27,219 --> 00:45:30,055
- I'm saying, like pull the trigger.
- 943
- 00:45:30,089 --> 00:45:31,557
- Miles, shut the fuck up.
- 944
- 00:45:31,590 --> 00:45:33,525
- - What?
- - You talk too much.
- 945
- 00:45:33,559 --> 00:45:35,561
- That's... That's what
- they pay me to do.
- 946
- 00:45:35,594 --> 00:45:38,897
- You know they do not pay you.
- 947
- 00:45:38,931 --> 00:45:40,966
- Yeah.
- 948
- 00:45:40,999 --> 00:45:43,001
- They be paying me.
- 949
- 00:45:52,411 --> 00:45:55,347
- Alright, alright.
- 950
- 00:45:55,381 --> 00:45:57,684
- You guys.
- 951
- 00:45:57,717 --> 00:45:59,551
- You guys.
- 952
- 00:45:59,585 --> 00:46:02,388
- Holy shit, holy shit.
- 953
- 00:46:02,421 --> 00:46:04,456
- Triple digits, you guys.
- 954
- 00:46:04,490 --> 00:46:06,959
- It's happening, you guys.
- 955
- 00:46:06,992 --> 00:46:08,560
- You're following me, you guys.
- 956
- 00:46:08,594 --> 00:46:11,130
- Yes, yes, you're watching me.
- 957
- 00:46:11,163 --> 00:46:13,966
- Here I am.
- Hello.
- 958
- 00:46:13,999 --> 00:46:17,569
- Oh, see, that wasn't that hard.
- 959
- 00:46:17,603 --> 00:46:19,605
- And honestly, guys, thank you.
- 960
- 00:46:19,639 --> 00:46:22,074
- Thank you so much for watching,
- 961
- 00:46:22,107 --> 00:46:24,343
- all you guys who have been
- with me this entire time.
- 962
- 00:46:24,376 --> 00:46:26,345
- And guess what.
- You will not believe this.
- 963
- 00:46:26,378 --> 00:46:29,481
- I just bought tickets...
- up-my-ass prices...
- 964
- 00:46:29,515 --> 00:46:33,118
- to the Jessie Adams
- comedy show tonight.
- 965
- 00:46:33,152 --> 00:46:36,021
- So stay tuned. You guys are not
- gonna want to close out.
- 966
- 00:46:36,054 --> 00:46:37,489
- Just keep it open all night.
- 967
- 00:46:37,523 --> 00:46:40,359
- I promise you guys
- will not regret it, okay?
- 968
- 00:46:40,392 --> 00:46:42,629
- Hey, I'm feeling pretty jacked
- right now.
- 969
- 00:46:42,662 --> 00:46:44,196
- You guys want to, I don't know,
- 970
- 00:46:44,229 --> 00:46:46,932
- check out my...
- check out my boner?
- 971
- 00:46:52,304 --> 00:46:53,673
- I'm just kidding.
- 972
- 00:46:53,706 --> 00:46:55,407
- You guys will have to
- stick around till the end
- 973
- 00:46:55,441 --> 00:46:57,109
- for that piece.
- 974
- 00:46:57,142 --> 00:46:59,478
- Hey, and also for all you
- BaseCampers out there,
- 975
- 00:46:59,511 --> 00:47:02,347
- if you guys are confused,
- that's totally chill.
- 976
- 00:47:02,381 --> 00:47:06,385
- Welcome to Kurt's World.
- This is "The Lesson."
- 977
- 00:47:07,787 --> 00:47:09,689
- Sick.
- 978
- 00:47:09,722 --> 00:47:14,293
- Oh, oh, my God, guys.
- 979
- 00:47:15,762 --> 00:47:17,996
- Bobby's swag cam.
- 980
- 00:47:19,766 --> 00:47:22,100
- Do not tell me.
- He...
- 981
- 00:47:22,134 --> 00:47:23,602
- Oh.
- 982
- 00:47:23,636 --> 00:47:26,038
- Oh, hell, yeah.
- 983
- 00:47:26,071 --> 00:47:28,073
- Alright, BaseCampers,
- all you guys out there,
- 984
- 00:47:28,106 --> 00:47:30,576
- I know you must be
- kind of confused and stuff.
- 985
- 00:47:30,609 --> 00:47:32,411
- But do not worry.
- Spread the word.
- 986
- 00:47:32,444 --> 00:47:38,183
- Because this... this right here,
- this is an official takeover.
- 987
- 00:47:38,217 --> 00:47:40,319
- Alright, you guys,
- I'm redirecting the feed
- 988
- 00:47:40,352 --> 00:47:42,321
- to my channel.
- 989
- 00:47:42,354 --> 00:47:44,490
- Oh, guys, what's up?
- 990
- 00:47:44,523 --> 00:47:47,526
- Hey, guys, hey, guys.
- 991
- 00:47:47,559 --> 00:47:50,062
- Honestly, guys, the thing that
- I always wondered about is,
- 992
- 00:47:50,095 --> 00:47:52,765
- like, if all these swags
- are free for Bobby,
- 993
- 00:47:52,799 --> 00:47:55,400
- then, like, how do they
- know his size?
- 994
- 00:47:55,434 --> 00:47:57,169
- Is it just me, or is it, like...
- 995
- 00:47:57,202 --> 00:47:58,671
- It must be just
- pure guessing game.
- 996
- 00:48:01,708 --> 00:48:03,442
- Fucking dad's texting me.
- 997
- 00:48:03,475 --> 00:48:06,144
- Fuck.
- 998
- 00:48:06,178 --> 00:48:08,280
- Anyways, tonight's gonna be
- crazy with, like, the gun
- 999
- 00:48:08,313 --> 00:48:10,817
- and killing Jessie Adams,
- and I might even wear this...
- 1000
- 00:48:10,850 --> 00:48:13,318
- Fuck.
- 1001
- 00:48:14,219 --> 00:48:16,555
- Dad is texting me again.
- 1002
- 00:48:19,859 --> 00:48:23,295
- Okay, this deadbeat is trying
- to fuck up "The Lesson."
- 1003
- 00:48:23,328 --> 00:48:24,831
- Jessie Adams' show
- is in like two hours,
- 1004
- 00:48:24,864 --> 00:48:26,565
- and this douche is texting me
- 1005
- 00:48:26,598 --> 00:48:28,635
- and he wants me to go
- to this deejay show with him.
- 1006
- 00:48:28,668 --> 00:48:30,269
- Pbht!
- 1007
- 00:48:30,302 --> 00:48:33,605
- DJ... DJ uNo.
- 1008
- 00:48:37,844 --> 00:48:40,479
- Wait, you guys know who this is?
- 1009
- 00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:44,216
- What, you guys like DJ uNo?
- 1010
- 00:48:44,249 --> 00:48:46,786
- <i>Yeah dude. You stupid?</i>
- 1011
- 00:48:46,819 --> 00:48:50,088
- <i>Take us to uNo
- right fuckin now.</i>
- 1012
- 00:48:52,224 --> 00:48:53,425
- It's open.
- 1013
- 00:48:53,458 --> 00:48:55,127
- It was open.
- 1014
- 00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:56,495
- Wasn't open.
- 1015
- 00:48:57,697 --> 00:48:58,731
- Fucking late.
- 1016
- 00:49:00,399 --> 00:49:01,567
- Hello, dude.
- 1017
- 00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:03,770
- Get in the car.
- I'm in a hurry.
- 1018
- 00:49:03,803 --> 00:49:05,504
- Plastic? Really?
- 1019
- 00:49:05,537 --> 00:49:06,673
- Get in the car.
- 1020
- 00:49:06,706 --> 00:49:08,307
- Such a rookie move.
- 1021
- 00:49:11,577 --> 00:49:13,111
- Thanks for the ride.
- 1022
- 00:49:13,145 --> 00:49:15,547
- You're really coming through
- in the clutch.
- 1023
- 00:49:15,581 --> 00:49:18,483
- Whoa, you're not gonna
- let your dad
- 1024
- 00:49:18,517 --> 00:49:20,385
- get his fucking
- seat belt on, bro?
- 1025
- 00:49:20,419 --> 00:49:22,454
- Sorry, we don't have time,
- and I'm charging you.
- 1026
- 00:49:22,487 --> 00:49:24,590
- Go on your Spree app
- and request a ride.
- 1027
- 00:49:24,623 --> 00:49:27,225
- - What?
- - Do you think this is for free?
- 1028
- 00:49:27,259 --> 00:49:29,328
- Seriously?
- 1029
- 00:49:29,361 --> 00:49:30,697
- Can you imagine me charging you
- 1030
- 00:49:30,730 --> 00:49:33,231
- for every meal
- I fucking gave you?
- 1031
- 00:49:33,265 --> 00:49:34,901
- I wonder what
- that would account to.
- 1032
- 00:49:34,934 --> 00:49:36,501
- One cheeseburger?
- 1033
- 00:49:36,535 --> 00:49:38,838
- Because Mom pretty much
- took care of everything.
- 1034
- 00:49:38,871 --> 00:49:40,840
- Ohhh.
- 1035
- 00:49:40,873 --> 00:49:44,276
- So you want to get into details
- about me and your mother?
- 1036
- 00:49:44,309 --> 00:49:47,245
- Because I got fucking details
- 1037
- 00:49:47,279 --> 00:49:49,782
- we can get into
- about me and your mother.
- 1038
- 00:49:52,952 --> 00:49:55,888
- I like the fucking cameras
- and the lights.
- 1039
- 00:49:56,823 --> 00:49:58,223
- Action.
- 1040
- 00:49:59,524 --> 00:50:01,493
- Do they change color?
- 1041
- 00:50:01,526 --> 00:50:02,561
- No.
- 1042
- 00:50:02,594 --> 00:50:03,863
- Well, they should.
- 1043
- 00:50:03,896 --> 00:50:05,330
- Red light.
- 1044
- 00:50:05,364 --> 00:50:07,332
- What the fuck?
- 1045
- 00:50:07,366 --> 00:50:09,802
- What the fuck is that?
- 1046
- 00:50:09,836 --> 00:50:11,536
- Dumbass.
- 1047
- 00:50:14,874 --> 00:50:15,908
- Fuck this.
- 1048
- 00:50:15,942 --> 00:50:18,711
- Hey, hey, hey, what the fuck?
- 1049
- 00:50:18,745 --> 00:50:20,212
- What the fuck was that?
- 1050
- 00:50:20,245 --> 00:50:23,181
- The BPAs, bro, they're not good.
- 1051
- 00:50:23,215 --> 00:50:26,551
- The BPA from the plastic
- seeps into the water.
- 1052
- 00:50:26,585 --> 00:50:29,756
- You're gonna get fucking
- estrogen in your testes.
- 1053
- 00:50:29,789 --> 00:50:33,626
- I'm getting a lot of anti-BPA
- activism on my networks.
- 1054
- 00:50:33,660 --> 00:50:35,594
- - On your networks?
- - Yeah, on my networks.
- 1055
- 00:50:35,628 --> 00:50:36,663
- Oh.
- 1056
- 00:50:38,330 --> 00:50:40,499
- Where's that mixtape
- we made of those beats?
- 1057
- 00:50:40,532 --> 00:50:41,566
- I don't know.
- 1058
- 00:50:42,300 --> 00:50:44,503
- What the fuck is this?!
- 1059
- 00:50:44,536 --> 00:50:45,738
- It's a fucking gun.
- 1060
- 00:50:46,505 --> 00:50:49,474
- Kurt, Kurt,
- I told you about guns,
- 1061
- 00:50:49,508 --> 00:50:52,210
- - me and guns, all my stories.
- - I know.
- 1062
- 00:50:52,244 --> 00:50:54,981
- I thought we were on the same
- page about gun control, Kurt.
- 1063
- 00:50:55,014 --> 00:50:56,683
- Listen, I have a gun, alright.
- 1064
- 00:50:56,716 --> 00:50:59,719
- - I'm smart, unlike you, okay?
- - That's crazy.
- 1065
- 00:50:59,752 --> 00:51:00,953
- No, it's not crazy.
- 1066
- 00:51:00,987 --> 00:51:02,587
- You're gonna fuckin'
- kill yourself.
- 1067
- 00:51:02,621 --> 00:51:04,556
- No, you don't know
- what this job's like.
- 1068
- 00:51:04,589 --> 00:51:06,324
- - Put that fucking gun away.
- - You don't know... No.
- 1069
- 00:51:06,358 --> 00:51:08,995
- You don't know what type
- of thug or gangbanger
- 1070
- 00:51:09,028 --> 00:51:10,362
- is gonna get
- in the back of my car.
- 1071
- 00:51:10,395 --> 00:51:11,698
- Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt.
- 1072
- 00:51:11,731 --> 00:51:14,399
- There's a police officer.
- Put away your gun.
- 1073
- 00:51:14,433 --> 00:51:16,002
- Put it down.
- Put it down. Put it down.
- 1074
- 00:51:16,035 --> 00:51:17,737
- It's my fucking gun.
- I use it for safety.
- 1075
- 00:51:17,770 --> 00:51:18,805
- Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, the...
- 1076
- 00:51:20,372 --> 00:51:22,008
- The police officer.
- Oh, my God.
- 1077
- 00:51:25,377 --> 00:51:26,779
- Ah.
- 1078
- 00:51:30,382 --> 00:51:31,851
- Why do you have a gun?
- 1079
- 00:51:31,884 --> 00:51:33,552
- What the fuck?
- 1080
- 00:51:33,585 --> 00:51:35,420
- Another red light.
- And a fucking gun.
- 1081
- 00:51:35,454 --> 00:51:38,825
- Why are you fiending through
- my shit anyway, you junkie?
- 1082
- 00:51:38,858 --> 00:51:40,793
- Kurt, amigo.
- 1083
- 00:51:40,827 --> 00:51:44,229
- Are you trying to downgrade
- my confidence before my set?
- 1084
- 00:51:45,297 --> 00:51:48,400
- Well, yeah, I found
- your baggies today.
- 1085
- 00:51:48,433 --> 00:51:50,302
- Wait, what?
- 1086
- 00:51:50,335 --> 00:51:52,905
- Yeah, I was helping Mom
- move some shit for the house.
- 1087
- 00:51:52,939 --> 00:51:55,041
- And behind a dresser,
- shoved in the wall,
- 1088
- 00:51:55,074 --> 00:51:56,508
- there were your baggies.
- 1089
- 00:51:56,541 --> 00:51:57,877
- Yeah, you must have been
- so fucking high
- 1090
- 00:51:57,910 --> 00:51:59,544
- that you put them there
- and then you just,
- 1091
- 00:51:59,578 --> 00:52:01,413
- I don't know,
- must have forgotten.
- 1092
- 00:52:03,716 --> 00:52:05,584
- Classic.
- 1093
- 00:52:05,617 --> 00:52:07,720
- Come on, Kurt.
- Can we just have some fun?
- 1094
- 00:52:07,754 --> 00:52:09,588
- Some real fucking fun.
- 1095
- 00:52:09,621 --> 00:52:14,426
- Not, like,
- an unboxing tutorial video fun.
- 1096
- 00:52:14,459 --> 00:52:16,495
- Real fun.
- 1097
- 00:52:16,528 --> 00:52:18,998
- If you don't rock out with
- your fucking cock out tonight,
- 1098
- 00:52:19,031 --> 00:52:22,769
- uNo is never gonna
- tag you on her socials, alright?
- 1099
- 00:52:22,802 --> 00:52:27,807
- You better get
- a personality pronto, dude.
- 1100
- 00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:32,477
- 'Cause right now,
- Kurt's World is fucking wack.
- 1101
- 00:52:33,112 --> 00:52:36,949
- Yo, we're at Club Dirt,
- calm before the storm.
- 1102
- 00:52:36,983 --> 00:52:38,751
- Tell all your friends
- get down here.
- 1103
- 00:52:38,785 --> 00:52:41,020
- We got bottle service.
- 1104
- 00:52:41,053 --> 00:52:43,823
- We got Winston
- and Bernardo in the house.
- 1105
- 00:52:44,891 --> 00:52:46,092
- Yeah.
- 1106
- 00:52:46,125 --> 00:52:48,795
- Here he is.
- Here's my boy.
- 1107
- 00:52:48,828 --> 00:52:50,696
- What do you think?
- It's nice, huh?
- 1108
- 00:52:50,730 --> 00:52:53,633
- Uh, breaking news, Dad.
- This is a strip club.
- 1109
- 00:52:53,666 --> 00:52:55,835
- This is not a dance club.
- 1110
- 00:52:55,868 --> 00:52:57,770
- Well, you know,
- they gave me a residency.
- 1111
- 00:52:57,804 --> 00:53:01,107
- Every other Friday, so I'm not
- gonna look a gift in the mouth.
- 1112
- 00:53:01,140 --> 00:53:03,075
- I don't care, Dad.
- How about I'm clear?
- 1113
- 00:53:03,109 --> 00:53:05,678
- This place feels sad to me.
- 1114
- 00:53:05,711 --> 00:53:08,547
- Oh, yeah, all the empty poles.
- 1115
- 00:53:08,580 --> 00:53:11,050
- - That's not what I mean.
- - It is sad.
- 1116
- 00:53:11,083 --> 00:53:13,953
- But it costs more
- to get girls here.
- 1117
- 00:53:13,986 --> 00:53:15,520
- It's gonna be fun.
- Come on, bro.
- 1118
- 00:53:15,554 --> 00:53:16,789
- St-Stop.
- Where's uNo?
- 1119
- 00:53:20,092 --> 00:53:22,594
- - Just be fucking cool.
- - Brittany.
- 1120
- 00:53:22,628 --> 00:53:24,362
- That is my hat.
- 1121
- 00:53:27,532 --> 00:53:29,367
- You can't...
- I don't think you...
- 1122
- 00:53:29,401 --> 00:53:32,437
- Hey, uNo.
- Hi.
- 1123
- 00:53:32,470 --> 00:53:33,538
- Okay.
- 1124
- 00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:43,749
- "Follow me."
- 1125
- 00:53:43,783 --> 00:53:45,517
- Her necklace says "Follow me."
- 1126
- 00:53:46,085 --> 00:53:47,552
- Hey, uNo.
- 1127
- 00:53:47,586 --> 00:53:48,821
- Thank you so much.
- 1128
- 00:53:48,855 --> 00:53:50,589
- You know, Kris.
- Remember?
- 1129
- 00:53:50,622 --> 00:53:52,557
- This is my son, Kurt.
- He's a big fan of yours.
- 1130
- 00:53:52,591 --> 00:53:53,793
- What's up?
- I'm a musician, too.
- 1131
- 00:53:53,826 --> 00:53:55,094
- And I just also want
- to say to you,
- 1132
- 00:53:55,127 --> 00:53:57,562
- congratulations
- on all your followers.
- 1133
- 00:53:57,596 --> 00:54:00,900
- He'd love it if you
- tagged him on your social.
- 1134
- 00:54:00,933 --> 00:54:02,702
- - He's...
- - Oh, no, no offense,
- 1135
- 00:54:02,735 --> 00:54:05,771
- but I cannot do that on
- the same night as a deejay set.
- 1136
- 00:54:05,805 --> 00:54:06,906
- Oh, okay.
- 1137
- 00:54:06,939 --> 00:54:08,607
- Sorry, bro. We tried.
- 1138
- 00:54:08,641 --> 00:54:10,810
- - It was nice, though.
- - Hey, listen, uNo.
- 1139
- 00:54:10,843 --> 00:54:14,579
- Uh, influencer to influencer,
- and I know it's a huge ask,
- 1140
- 00:54:14,613 --> 00:54:16,514
- but if you could just, like,
- pop me onto your story,
- 1141
- 00:54:16,548 --> 00:54:18,784
- I got a huge audience
- watching right now.
- 1142
- 00:54:18,818 --> 00:54:21,854
- And everybody loves you,
- and it would just be huge.
- 1143
- 00:54:21,888 --> 00:54:23,723
- - You are live right now?
- - I'm live.
- 1144
- 00:54:23,756 --> 00:54:25,624
- I actually have a brand
- that could go viral,
- 1145
- 00:54:25,658 --> 00:54:27,592
- and you would really
- push me over the edge.
- 1146
- 00:54:27,627 --> 00:54:28,928
- - What do you think?
- - Okay.
- 1147
- 00:54:28,961 --> 00:54:30,830
- Yeah? You don't...
- You don't mind?
- 1148
- 00:54:30,863 --> 00:54:32,597
- What's your name?
- 1149
- 00:54:32,632 --> 00:54:35,067
- It's KurtsWorld96.
- 1150
- 00:54:35,101 --> 00:54:38,570
- Okay?
- Say hi to everyone.
- 1151
- 00:54:38,603 --> 00:54:40,605
- Hi.
- 1152
- 00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:41,774
- - Sick.
- - Dope, dope.
- 1153
- 00:54:41,807 --> 00:54:43,876
- Okay, 90...
- 1154
- 00:54:43,910 --> 00:54:46,712
- 96.
- K-U-R-T-S-W-O-R-L-D.
- 1155
- 00:54:46,746 --> 00:54:48,580
- - Got it, got it, got it.
- - Okay.
- 1156
- 00:54:48,613 --> 00:54:49,581
- - Got it.
- - Yeah.
- 1157
- 00:54:49,614 --> 00:54:51,117
- <i>Kurt got got.</i>
- 1158
- 00:54:51,150 --> 00:54:53,618
- And just to let you know, uNo,
- I still haven't gotten...
- 1159
- 00:54:53,653 --> 00:54:56,554
- Hey, why is the Club Dirt
- so empty?
- 1160
- 00:54:56,588 --> 00:54:58,724
- The promoter's
- not working hard enough?
- 1161
- 00:54:58,758 --> 00:55:00,558
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
- 1162
- 00:55:00,592 --> 00:55:02,995
- They'll start coming in
- about halfway through my set.
- 1163
- 00:55:03,029 --> 00:55:05,665
- They just...
- They come out late sometimes.
- 1164
- 00:55:05,698 --> 00:55:07,066
- - You know.
- - Yeah.
- 1165
- 00:55:07,099 --> 00:55:09,235
- But there'll be
- plenty of people for you.
- 1166
- 00:55:09,268 --> 00:55:12,038
- And I still haven't gotten
- that notification quite yet.
- 1167
- 00:55:12,071 --> 00:55:14,640
- So when that goes through,
- though, I will let you know.
- 1168
- 00:55:14,674 --> 00:55:16,876
- It's alright.
- You tried, bro.
- 1169
- 00:55:19,779 --> 00:55:22,248
- <i>She ain't gonna tag u bro.
- She lyin. LUL.</i>
- 1170
- 00:55:22,281 --> 00:55:23,883
- How do you like Los Angeles?
- 1171
- 00:55:23,916 --> 00:55:25,685
- Yeah, it's good.
- 1172
- 00:55:25,718 --> 00:55:27,653
- Do you know where is taco truck?
- 1173
- 00:55:27,687 --> 00:55:29,755
- Honestly, you guys?
- 1174
- 00:55:29,789 --> 00:55:32,590
- You guys fucking suck,
- and I predicted this.
- 1175
- 00:55:32,624 --> 00:55:35,261
- - Oh, come on, Kurt. Sorry
- - Have a good night, honestly.
- 1176
- 00:55:35,294 --> 00:55:38,130
- You guys don't know how much...
- important this day is to me.
- 1177
- 00:55:38,164 --> 00:55:39,899
- I don't know what to say, guys.
- 1178
- 00:55:39,932 --> 00:55:42,001
- Bobby cam is canceled
- because it was not lucky to me.
- 1179
- 00:55:42,034 --> 00:55:45,871
- And honestly,
- you guys led me astray.
- 1180
- 00:55:45,905 --> 00:55:48,207
- Let's just move on.
- I'm not angry at anybody.
- 1181
- 00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:49,275
- I don't have to harbor a...
- 1182
- 00:55:52,878 --> 00:55:54,847
- uNo?
- 1183
- 00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:57,083
- Oh, do you know
- where something is?
- 1184
- 00:55:57,116 --> 00:55:58,985
- Uh, do I know
- where something is?
- 1185
- 00:55:59,018 --> 00:56:01,287
- Oh, you know
- Los Angeles taco truck?
- 1186
- 00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:03,189
- There... There's a lot of
- taco trucks in Los Angeles.
- 1187
- 00:56:03,222 --> 00:56:06,892
- Okay, take me
- to L.A. taco truck.
- 1188
- 00:56:06,926 --> 00:56:08,861
- - And I will tag you, really.
- - What time...
- 1189
- 00:56:08,894 --> 00:56:10,796
- I'm kind of in a hurry?
- What time is it?
- 1190
- 00:56:10,830 --> 00:56:12,530
- I don't know.
- 1191
- 00:56:12,564 --> 00:56:14,734
- - I mean, what do you...
- - Okay, I'm in a hurry, too.
- 1192
- 00:56:14,767 --> 00:56:17,569
- Need to take pictures
- at L.A. taco truck.
- 1193
- 00:56:24,777 --> 00:56:27,079
- - Okay, are we good?
- - No.
- 1194
- 00:56:31,050 --> 00:56:33,019
- Okay.
- 1195
- 00:56:34,020 --> 00:56:35,988
- Alright, cool.
- 1196
- 00:56:36,022 --> 00:56:38,024
- Great.
- Okay, want to get some food?
- 1197
- 00:56:38,057 --> 00:56:40,192
- - Yeah.
- - Okay.
- 1198
- 00:56:40,826 --> 00:56:43,929
- Well, hey, what are you doing?
- 1199
- 00:56:46,198 --> 00:56:47,867
- You don't want to come?
- 1200
- 00:56:47,900 --> 00:56:50,803
- I don't want to wait line.
- You go.
- 1201
- 00:56:50,836 --> 00:56:52,805
- Me? Okay.
- 1202
- 00:56:52,838 --> 00:56:54,206
- What do you want?
- 1203
- 00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:56,574
- Just, like, a...
- like, a carne asada burrito?
- 1204
- 00:56:56,608 --> 00:56:59,011
- Get me most famous.
- 1205
- 00:56:59,879 --> 00:57:01,714
- What does that mean?
- Like, nachos or...
- 1206
- 00:57:01,747 --> 00:57:03,015
- Get me most famous.
- 1207
- 00:57:03,049 --> 00:57:04,316
- Okay, then you're gonna
- tag me, right?
- 1208
- 00:57:04,350 --> 00:57:06,052
- You're gonna tag me after that?
- 1209
- 00:57:06,085 --> 00:57:08,654
- - Yes, I already make a promise.
- - Okay, I know.
- 1210
- 00:57:08,687 --> 00:57:10,956
- I'm just checking because
- you can't always count...
- 1211
- 00:57:10,990 --> 00:57:12,324
- I told...
- 1212
- 00:57:19,765 --> 00:57:22,001
- Hey, I'm... I'm sorry.
- Hey, do you know...
- 1213
- 00:57:22,034 --> 00:57:24,970
- do you know what, like...
- what's the thing to get?
- 1214
- 00:57:25,004 --> 00:57:26,639
- I'm not sure.
- It's my first time.
- 1215
- 00:57:26,672 --> 00:57:28,841
- Okay, yeah.
- Me too, me too.
- 1216
- 00:57:28,874 --> 00:57:30,676
- Yeah. It's... Yeah, I heard...
- 1217
- 00:57:30,709 --> 00:57:34,713
- But I've heard the carne asada
- fries frigging slap.
- 1218
- 00:57:36,348 --> 00:57:39,318
- You want...
- Say something.
- 1219
- 00:57:40,186 --> 00:57:43,889
- You got a lot of people looking
- at the back of your head.
- 1220
- 00:57:45,658 --> 00:57:48,327
- Hey, everyone,
- my name's Daisy, and I'm 23.
- 1221
- 00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:50,930
- Whoa. I'm 23.
- That's crazy.
- 1222
- 00:57:50,963 --> 00:57:53,265
- That's, like...
- That's, like, fate, right.
- 1223
- 00:57:53,299 --> 00:57:55,334
- - So you're a streamer?
- - Bull's-eye, yeah.
- 1224
- 00:57:55,367 --> 00:57:57,703
- I'm actually...
- I'm here with a deejay.
- 1225
- 00:57:57,736 --> 00:58:00,106
- A Korean...
- Yeah, she's a Korean deejay.
- 1226
- 00:58:00,139 --> 00:58:01,373
- - Where?
- - She's in the car.
- 1227
- 00:58:01,407 --> 00:58:02,775
- She just keeps it
- on the down-low.
- 1228
- 00:58:02,808 --> 00:58:04,043
- She's famous.
- 1229
- 00:58:04,076 --> 00:58:06,278
- She actually got famous
- from a sex tape.
- 1230
- 00:58:06,312 --> 00:58:08,647
- But, yeah, it's like...
- it's like I have experience.
- 1231
- 00:58:08,681 --> 00:58:11,717
- Like, I've... Like, I've done
- some, like, sex tapes myself.
- 1232
- 00:58:11,750 --> 00:58:13,385
- And it's like when
- I put them out there,
- 1233
- 00:58:13,419 --> 00:58:14,920
- I always feel like
- I have a real, like,
- 1234
- 00:58:14,954 --> 00:58:16,388
- huge boom in my numbers.
- 1235
- 00:58:16,422 --> 00:58:18,390
- It's like I could, like,
- make a sex tape at any time.
- 1236
- 00:58:18,424 --> 00:58:21,026
- I could feel like
- I'm making a sex tape tonight.
- 1237
- 00:58:22,928 --> 00:58:24,330
- You get what I'm saying?
- 1238
- 00:58:24,363 --> 00:58:25,998
- I'm just gonna go.
- 1239
- 00:58:26,031 --> 00:58:27,433
- Okay, yeah, that's cool.
- 1240
- 00:58:27,466 --> 00:58:30,669
- Hi.
- One carne asada burrito, please.
- 1241
- 00:58:30,703 --> 00:58:32,104
- - $4.25.
- - Also, like, if...
- 1242
- 00:58:32,138 --> 00:58:33,839
- if you want to hang
- at the Jessie Adams show,
- 1243
- 00:58:33,873 --> 00:58:37,943
- like, you... you know...
- you know who's gonna be there.
- 1244
- 00:58:37,977 --> 00:58:40,379
- - You... You are?
- - Yeah.
- 1245
- 00:58:40,412 --> 00:58:42,848
- <i>Fuck Daisy right now!</i>
- 1246
- 00:58:42,882 --> 00:58:44,049
- Kurt's World.
- 1247
- 00:58:44,083 --> 00:58:45,684
- Thank you.
- <i>Muchas gracias.</i>
- 1248
- 00:58:45,718 --> 00:58:47,319
- - Alright.
- - Think about it.
- 1249
- 00:58:47,353 --> 00:58:48,888
- - Have fun at the show.
- - Yeah, see you later.
- 1250
- 00:58:48,921 --> 00:58:51,257
- Okay, bye-bye.
- Kurt's World.
- 1251
- 00:58:51,290 --> 00:58:54,760
- Hey, four tacos with each meat.
- 1252
- 00:58:54,793 --> 00:58:57,129
- And then the carne asada fries,
- please.
- 1253
- 00:58:57,163 --> 00:58:58,931
- - Ahh!
- - How many fries?
- 1254
- 00:58:58,964 --> 00:59:00,199
- Just one.
- Thank you.
- 1255
- 00:59:01,867 --> 00:59:03,469
- Ahh.
- 1256
- 00:59:03,502 --> 00:59:05,437
- I'm gonna drink some of this.
- 1257
- 00:59:12,778 --> 00:59:16,081
- <i>You're the worst streamer
- of all time.</i>
- 1258
- 00:59:17,783 --> 00:59:19,385
- Alright, get... get in the...
- 1259
- 00:59:43,209 --> 00:59:45,244
- Fuck's this guy doing?
- 1260
- 00:59:45,277 --> 00:59:47,346
- Friday nights.
- You got to love them.
- 1261
- 00:59:47,379 --> 00:59:49,848
- Hi. What's up guys?
- 1262
- 00:59:49,882 --> 00:59:51,350
- It's... It's Kurt.
- 1263
- 00:59:52,885 --> 00:59:55,154
- Welcome to Kurt's World.
- 1264
- 00:59:55,187 --> 00:59:58,424
- - Want to check it out?
- - Yeah.
- 1265
- 00:59:58,457 --> 01:00:00,826
- uNo asked me to do a takeover.
- 1266
- 01:00:00,859 --> 01:00:02,194
- So that's what's up.
- 1267
- 01:00:09,335 --> 01:00:11,870
- - Hey, can I help you, Officer?
- - Yeah, everything alright today?
- 1268
- 01:00:11,904 --> 01:00:14,540
- - Uh, we've seen better nights.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 1269
- 01:00:14,573 --> 01:00:16,442
- My girlfriend, she had
- a little bit too much to drink.
- 1270
- 01:00:16,475 --> 01:00:19,044
- I pulled over.
- It's not a big deal.
- 1271
- 01:00:19,078 --> 01:00:20,879
- She's okay, you know.
- 1272
- 01:00:20,913 --> 01:00:23,115
- I'm just giving her some food,
- sober her up, get her home.
- 1273
- 01:00:23,148 --> 01:00:25,017
- License
- and registration, please.
- 1274
- 01:00:25,050 --> 01:00:26,819
- Of course. Uh...
- 1275
- 01:00:30,022 --> 01:00:32,758
- - She's just sleeping.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 1276
- 01:00:33,559 --> 01:00:35,027
- You a Spree driver?
- 1277
- 01:00:35,060 --> 01:00:37,029
- Uh, yeah, yeah.
- 1278
- 01:00:37,062 --> 01:00:39,465
- Uh, yeah, not...
- not tonight, though.
- 1279
- 01:00:39,498 --> 01:00:42,401
- No, no, I'm just hanging...
- just hanging with my girl, yeah.
- 1280
- 01:00:42,434 --> 01:00:44,503
- But you have driven today?
- 1281
- 01:00:45,537 --> 01:00:48,140
- No, I-I don't...
- I don't work on weekends.
- 1282
- 01:00:48,173 --> 01:00:51,410
- Friday's
- a weekday, last I checked.
- 1283
- 01:00:51,443 --> 01:00:54,179
- Alright, Kurt, can I have you
- step out the car slowly
- 1284
- 01:00:54,213 --> 01:00:55,981
- and show us both
- your hands, please?
- 1285
- 01:00:56,015 --> 01:00:58,450
- - Is that necessary?
- - Yes, sir, it is.
- 1286
- 01:00:58,484 --> 01:01:00,319
- Kurt, please step
- out the car, please.
- 1287
- 01:01:02,187 --> 01:01:05,057
- Okay, that's not good, buddy.
- 1288
- 01:01:05,090 --> 01:01:06,992
- I just close it?
- 1289
- 01:01:07,026 --> 01:01:08,494
- Yeah, go ahead.
- 1290
- 01:01:08,527 --> 01:01:10,462
- Just go ahead and stand
- in front of the car.
- 1291
- 01:01:10,496 --> 01:01:12,298
- - Sorry.
- - Yeah, don't worry about it.
- 1292
- 01:01:12,331 --> 01:01:14,133
- We're gonna do
- a standard sobriety test here.
- 1293
- 01:01:14,166 --> 01:01:16,435
- So I'm gonna need you
- to stand with your feet together
- 1294
- 01:01:16,468 --> 01:01:18,237
- and your arms to your side
- like this, please.
- 1295
- 01:01:18,270 --> 01:01:20,973
- And when we start, I'm gonna
- ask you to lift your right foot,
- 1296
- 01:01:21,006 --> 01:01:22,474
- point your toe,
- and count like this.
- 1297
- 01:01:22,508 --> 01:01:24,209
- One, one thousand,
- two, one thousand,
- 1298
- 01:01:24,243 --> 01:01:25,878
- three, one thousand,
- four, one thousand.
- 1299
- 01:01:25,911 --> 01:01:28,414
- - Alright?
- - Let's go, buddy.
- 1300
- 01:01:28,447 --> 01:01:30,582
- One, one thousand,
- two, one thousand,
- 1301
- 01:01:30,616 --> 01:01:32,251
- three, one thousand,
- 1302
- 01:01:32,284 --> 01:01:34,420
- four... four, one thousand,
- five, one thousand.
- 1303
- 01:01:34,453 --> 01:01:36,255
- Should we make him
- touch his nose?
- 1304
- 01:01:36,288 --> 01:01:37,356
- - Jake, shut up.
- - Seven, one thousand,
- 1305
- 01:01:37,389 --> 01:01:38,590
- eight, one thousand.
- 1306
- 01:01:38,624 --> 01:01:40,993
- Hey, your girlfriend's
- pretty hot.
- 1307
- 01:01:41,026 --> 01:01:43,062
- Eleven, one thousand.
- 1308
- 01:01:43,095 --> 01:01:45,431
- - She's awake now.
- - What the fu...
- 1309
- 01:01:46,666 --> 01:01:48,934
- Jesus fucking Christ.
- 1310
- 01:01:53,972 --> 01:01:57,009
- Officer down.
- I need backup.
- 1311
- 01:02:01,113 --> 01:02:02,514
- Thank you, God.
- 1312
- 01:02:07,654 --> 01:02:11,290
- <i>Any units in the vicinity
- of 105 westbound at Inglewood.</i>
- 1313
- 01:02:18,397 --> 01:02:20,265
- Oh, fuck.
- 1314
- 01:02:26,171 --> 01:02:27,906
- Whoa.
- 1315
- 01:02:27,940 --> 01:02:29,508
- Whoa.
- 1316
- 01:02:34,647 --> 01:02:36,515
- - What is he doing?
- - Tell me you got that.
- 1317
- 01:02:36,548 --> 01:02:38,283
- - I got that. I got that.
- - Did you get that?
- 1318
- 01:02:38,317 --> 01:02:40,586
- If you guys had told me
- that this is what "The Lesson"
- 1319
- 01:02:40,619 --> 01:02:42,221
- would be like before,
- I would have n...
- 1320
- 01:02:42,254 --> 01:02:44,089
- I could have never
- believed that.
- 1321
- 01:02:44,123 --> 01:02:46,191
- This is crazy.
- 1322
- 01:02:59,004 --> 01:03:01,173
- - Oh, my God.
- - Whoa.
- 1323
- 01:03:02,508 --> 01:03:04,510
- I got to lose these cops.
- 1324
- 01:03:19,759 --> 01:03:22,729
- Do... Are you seeing
- all these homeless people?
- 1325
- 01:03:22,762 --> 01:03:23,962
- It's pathetic.
- 1326
- 01:03:26,031 --> 01:03:28,534
- Zero social-media presence.
- 1327
- 01:03:28,567 --> 01:03:30,602
- They don't even care
- that the whole world
- 1328
- 01:03:30,637 --> 01:03:32,538
- doesn't even know
- that they exist.
- 1329
- 01:03:32,571 --> 01:03:34,373
- If I ran over their tent
- and killed them all,
- 1330
- 01:03:34,406 --> 01:03:36,141
- no one would even care
- right now.
- 1331
- 01:03:37,309 --> 01:03:38,544
- Yes.
- 1332
- 01:03:38,577 --> 01:03:40,112
- Cops can't stop me.
- 1333
- 01:03:40,145 --> 01:03:41,480
- Dad can't stop me.
- 1334
- 01:03:41,513 --> 01:03:42,715
- Mom can't stop me.
- 1335
- 01:03:42,749 --> 01:03:44,082
- Bobby can't stop me.
- 1336
- 01:03:44,116 --> 01:03:46,051
- The homeless can't stop me.
- 1337
- 01:03:46,084 --> 01:03:47,352
- What's up?
- 1338
- 01:03:47,386 --> 01:03:50,155
- Guys, I'm starting
- to feel unstoppable.
- 1339
- 01:04:03,469 --> 01:04:06,338
- Pumpkin emoji, pumpkin emoji,
- pumpkin emoji.
- 1340
- 01:04:06,371 --> 01:04:07,740
- Birthday hat emoji.
- 1341
- 01:04:07,774 --> 01:04:09,541
- I just think...
- I think it's all fucking...
- 1342
- 01:04:09,575 --> 01:04:12,244
- I this it's like... I think
- parents are doing it on purpose.
- 1343
- 01:04:12,277 --> 01:04:13,612
- You have to call them.
- 1344
- 01:04:13,646 --> 01:04:15,447
- You have to call them
- to figure it out.
- 1345
- 01:04:15,481 --> 01:04:17,650
- That's what they're... It's like
- all they want is a phone call.
- 1346
- 01:04:17,684 --> 01:04:20,720
- So they send you these weird-ass
- coded text messages.
- 1347
- 01:04:20,753 --> 01:04:24,022
- It's like, "You're getting
- the phone call, Mom."
- 1348
- 01:04:28,661 --> 01:04:31,396
- Fucking porn is crazy.
- 1349
- 01:04:31,430 --> 01:04:33,465
- You know, I always
- think about, like,
- 1350
- 01:04:33,499 --> 01:04:36,769
- who are these people who are,
- like, commenting on porn?
- 1351
- 01:04:36,803 --> 01:04:38,638
- Do you know what I mean?
- 1352
- 01:04:38,671 --> 01:04:41,306
- Like, they've got to, like,
- fucking, like, sign up
- 1353
- 01:04:41,340 --> 01:04:43,609
- to be like, "Who's she?
- 1354
- 01:04:43,643 --> 01:04:46,378
- Where is this place?
- I like this apartment."
- 1355
- 01:04:46,411 --> 01:04:50,650
- I think it's bad that I fucking
- beat off to this shit so much.
- 1356
- 01:04:50,683 --> 01:04:54,419
- But I don't have a profile.
- It's just porn.
- 1357
- 01:04:56,588 --> 01:04:58,023
- Where's Jessie?
- 1358
- 01:04:59,324 --> 01:05:01,728
- Alright, well, I guess
- that's enough about me.
- 1359
- 01:05:01,761 --> 01:05:03,630
- All eyes on me!
- 1360
- 01:05:03,663 --> 01:05:07,634
- What do you say we bring up our
- final performer of the night?
- 1361
- 01:05:10,569 --> 01:05:12,204
- You know her.
- 1362
- 01:05:12,237 --> 01:05:14,807
- Her holiness of hashtags.
- 1363
- 01:05:14,841 --> 01:05:18,110
- The reaper of reposts.
- 1364
- 01:05:18,143 --> 01:05:20,579
- The queen of all social media.
- 1365
- 01:05:20,612 --> 01:05:23,515
- She's the reason you guys
- bought your tickets
- 1366
- 01:05:23,549 --> 01:05:25,584
- three weeks in advance,
- I'm sure.
- 1367
- 01:05:25,617 --> 01:05:29,154
- Please welcome the amazing,
- 1368
- 01:05:29,187 --> 01:05:33,660
- the sexy, the hilarious
- Jessie fucking Adams.
- 1369
- 01:05:33,693 --> 01:05:34,761
- Give it up.
- 1370
- 01:05:41,634 --> 01:05:43,670
- Hello, everyone.
- 1371
- 01:05:45,203 --> 01:05:48,240
- Thank you, thank you.
- Thank you, Miles.
- 1372
- 01:05:48,273 --> 01:05:50,108
- Wow, what you lack
- in personality
- 1373
- 01:05:50,142 --> 01:05:51,744
- you really make up for in puns.
- 1374
- 01:05:53,178 --> 01:05:55,715
- Give it up for white guys, huh?
- 1375
- 01:05:55,748 --> 01:05:58,150
- Yeah.
- 1376
- 01:05:58,183 --> 01:05:59,518
- Can't live with them,
- 1377
- 01:05:59,551 --> 01:06:02,588
- and, well, there they are
- all over the place.
- 1378
- 01:06:02,621 --> 01:06:05,792
- I'm so glad you think I'm
- hilarious <i>and</i> sexy, Miles.
- 1379
- 01:06:05,825 --> 01:06:08,293
- Thank you. That means a lot
- coming from a guy
- 1380
- 01:06:08,327 --> 01:06:11,430
- whose ideal woman
- is a hentai body pillow.
- 1381
- 01:06:13,198 --> 01:06:16,268
- Let's redirect back to me.
- This is my show.
- 1382
- 01:06:16,301 --> 01:06:19,471
- And I am the real Jessie Adams.
- 1383
- 01:06:21,506 --> 01:06:25,177
- We got the Joke Bros
- in the house from Chicago.
- 1384
- 01:06:25,210 --> 01:06:27,179
- Hell, yeah.
- 1385
- 01:06:28,213 --> 01:06:32,217
- Yeah, we're going out live to
- a million neck beards right now.
- 1386
- 01:06:32,250 --> 01:06:35,722
- Wow, such a big show,
- so many eyeballs.
- 1387
- 01:06:35,755 --> 01:06:37,824
- I should probably
- play it safe, right?
- 1388
- 01:06:37,857 --> 01:06:39,324
- - No.
- - No?
- 1389
- 01:06:39,358 --> 01:06:41,360
- You don't want me
- to play it safe?
- 1390
- 01:06:41,393 --> 01:06:45,364
- I mean, why would I?
- I am the real Jessie Adams.
- 1391
- 01:06:46,264 --> 01:06:48,868
- - Are you ready?
- - Yeah.
- 1392
- 01:06:48,901 --> 01:06:51,570
- All eyes on me.
- I want to be seen.
- 1393
- 01:06:51,603 --> 01:06:53,840
- All eyes on me
- I want to be seen.
- 1394
- 01:06:53,873 --> 01:06:56,843
- I said, all eyes on me
- I want to be seen.
- 1395
- 01:06:56,876 --> 01:06:58,878
- All eyes on me
- I want to be seen.
- 1396
- 01:06:58,911 --> 01:07:01,748
- Great. Get your phones
- out like we do every time.
- 1397
- 01:07:01,781 --> 01:07:03,650
- This is our favorite part,
- right?
- 1398
- 01:07:03,683 --> 01:07:07,419
- You trying to see me?
- You trying to see me?
- 1399
- 01:07:08,286 --> 01:07:10,522
- You got me in focus?
- 1400
- 01:07:10,555 --> 01:07:12,557
- You got me in that good light?
- 1401
- 01:07:12,591 --> 01:07:13,693
- I got you.
- 1402
- 01:07:13,726 --> 01:07:14,961
- Do I look good?
- 1403
- 01:07:14,994 --> 01:07:17,229
- Thank you, baby.
- 1404
- 01:07:17,262 --> 01:07:18,931
- So if you follow me
- on social media,
- 1405
- 01:07:18,965 --> 01:07:21,466
- you probably know I had to
- put some skeezy bozo
- 1406
- 01:07:21,500 --> 01:07:23,903
- in his place
- during a Spree ride today.
- 1407
- 01:07:23,936 --> 01:07:25,270
- He was the one who was all like,
- 1408
- 01:07:25,303 --> 01:07:26,939
- "Come on, girl,
- give me a smile."
- 1409
- 01:07:26,973 --> 01:07:30,375
- Ugh. I mean, that's not breaking
- news to any woman in this room.
- 1410
- 01:07:30,409 --> 01:07:31,778
- We go through that every day.
- 1411
- 01:07:31,811 --> 01:07:34,212
- - Fuck that guy.
- - Right? Fuck that guy.
- 1412
- 01:07:34,246 --> 01:07:36,916
- He was a date-rape drug
- in a person.
- 1413
- 01:07:38,617 --> 01:07:42,621
- And I was angry at this guy,
- but then I got sad.
- 1414
- 01:07:42,655 --> 01:07:45,958
- Because of the driver,
- the Spree driver.
- 1415
- 01:07:45,992 --> 01:07:49,662
- He was all like, "How'd you get
- such a big following?
- 1416
- 01:07:49,696 --> 01:07:52,330
- We should share tips."
- 1417
- 01:07:52,364 --> 01:07:54,466
- And then he was kind of, like,
- soft begging,
- 1418
- 01:07:54,499 --> 01:07:57,469
- like, "Oh, please, Lord,
- tag me."
- 1419
- 01:07:57,502 --> 01:08:01,440
- And it was so sad and pathetic.
- 1420
- 01:08:01,473 --> 01:08:05,510
- And it was just like me.
- 1421
- 01:08:05,544 --> 01:08:08,748
- I went to my granny's house
- after, my... my safe place,
- 1422
- 01:08:08,781 --> 01:08:10,717
- like, my pre-show sanctuary.
- 1423
- 01:08:10,750 --> 01:08:13,518
- And I could not shake that ride.
- Like, I was so pissed.
- 1424
- 01:08:13,552 --> 01:08:14,921
- And I was thinking
- about that guy
- 1425
- 01:08:14,954 --> 01:08:16,723
- and that "please tag me" energy.
- 1426
- 01:08:16,756 --> 01:08:19,659
- And I was like, "Ugh,
- God, that was pure me."
- 1427
- 01:08:19,692 --> 01:08:22,795
- Like, he was me.
- I've done that shit before.
- 1428
- 01:08:22,829 --> 01:08:25,297
- And then I just, like,
- reckoned with myself.
- 1429
- 01:08:25,330 --> 01:08:27,767
- For the last two years, I've
- been saying, "All eyes on me."
- 1430
- 01:08:27,800 --> 01:08:31,804
- Now I finally have what I want,
- and I am creeped the fuck out.
- 1431
- 01:08:31,838 --> 01:08:33,639
- I'm serious.
- 1432
- 01:08:33,673 --> 01:08:36,408
- It's like whether you have
- 20 million followers
- 1433
- 01:08:36,441 --> 01:08:40,680
- or 20 followers, we're all being
- watched and judged and hated.
- 1434
- 01:08:40,713 --> 01:08:42,447
- And you love it, you love it.
- 1435
- 01:08:42,481 --> 01:08:44,549
- You need it.
- You're all addicted to it.
- 1436
- 01:08:44,583 --> 01:08:45,918
- And you're addicted
- to other people.
- 1437
- 01:08:45,952 --> 01:08:47,519
- You're not doing you.
- 1438
- 01:08:47,552 --> 01:08:49,621
- You're doing somebody else
- for somebody else.
- 1439
- 01:08:49,655 --> 01:08:51,991
- How are we supposed to know
- who we are as people
- 1440
- 01:08:52,024 --> 01:08:54,026
- if we're just
- hamming it up all the time?
- 1441
- 01:08:55,795 --> 01:08:58,698
- Okay, I can read the energy.
- 1442
- 01:08:58,731 --> 01:09:01,734
- It's very quiet in this room.
- I can hear a long-held fart.
- 1443
- 01:09:02,702 --> 01:09:06,038
- And I'm sure you're like,
- "Jessie, why so serious?
- 1444
- 01:09:06,072 --> 01:09:07,506
- Where are the jokes?"
- 1445
- 01:09:07,539 --> 01:09:09,307
- We're living in it.
- 1446
- 01:09:09,341 --> 01:09:12,611
- You, me, that Spree driver,
- we're all punking ourselves.
- 1447
- 01:09:12,645 --> 01:09:14,579
- And that's why
- when I wake up tomorrow,
- 1448
- 01:09:14,613 --> 01:09:15,614
- I'm going cold turkey.
- 1449
- 01:09:15,648 --> 01:09:17,382
- No more social media for me.
- 1450
- 01:09:17,415 --> 01:09:18,951
- Okay.
- 1451
- 01:09:18,985 --> 01:09:21,453
- Those are the devils on my
- shoulder trying to hold me down.
- 1452
- 01:09:21,486 --> 01:09:24,489
- Do we have any angels
- in the house?
- 1453
- 01:09:24,523 --> 01:09:27,325
- Do I have any angels
- in the house?
- 1454
- 01:09:27,359 --> 01:09:30,029
- So you ready for your log-off?
- 1455
- 01:09:30,062 --> 01:09:33,565
- - <i>#KurtMegaFail.</i>
- - You want me to smash this shit?
- 1456
- 01:09:33,598 --> 01:09:35,534
- You ready?
- Are you ready for this?
- 1457
- 01:09:35,567 --> 01:09:38,603
- Okay, all eyes on this, bitch!
- 1458
- 01:09:40,039 --> 01:09:41,506
- Yeah!
- 1459
- 01:09:54,854 --> 01:09:57,824
- Hell, yeah, Jessie.
- 1460
- 01:09:57,857 --> 01:10:00,559
- That was crazy cool.
- I got all that shit.
- 1461
- 01:10:00,592 --> 01:10:02,061
- That was tight.
- 1462
- 01:10:02,094 --> 01:10:03,428
- Miles, get out of my face.
- 1463
- 01:10:03,461 --> 01:10:04,462
- Hey, come on.
- 1464
- 01:10:04,496 --> 01:10:06,598
- This is a historical moment.
- 1465
- 01:10:06,632 --> 01:10:09,035
- Jessie Adams off social media.
- I got to document this.
- 1466
- 01:10:09,068 --> 01:10:11,003
- Why don't you pay me on time?
- That would be historic.
- 1467
- 01:10:11,037 --> 01:10:12,705
- I hooked us up.
- Joke Bros, baby.
- 1468
- 01:10:12,738 --> 01:10:14,573
- - God.
- - Joke Bros in here.
- 1469
- 01:10:14,606 --> 01:10:18,110
- Miles Manderville.
- Jessie motherfucking Adams.
- 1470
- 01:10:18,144 --> 01:10:19,679
- - That...
- - I got to get some air.
- 1471
- 01:10:19,712 --> 01:10:22,648
- - Get the fuck out of my way.
- - Okay. Jesus.
- 1472
- 01:10:22,682 --> 01:10:25,450
- We're in this!
- Fuck, yeah!
- 1473
- 01:10:52,945 --> 01:10:54,546
- Are you Kurt?
- 1474
- 01:10:54,579 --> 01:10:56,115
- I'm Kurt.
- That's me.
- 1475
- 01:10:56,148 --> 01:10:57,549
- Okay.
- 1476
- 01:10:58,450 --> 01:10:59,752
- Yeah, that's me.
- 1477
- 01:10:59,785 --> 01:11:01,553
- Don't you recognize my name?
- Kurt Kunkle?
- 1478
- 01:11:01,586 --> 01:11:03,022
- I just want to say
- I've known Jessie
- 1479
- 01:11:03,055 --> 01:11:04,190
- for, like, over five years,
- 1480
- 01:11:04,223 --> 01:11:05,658
- and she has always
- been killing it.
- 1481
- 01:11:05,691 --> 01:11:07,059
- This is not a sur...
- Come on.
- 1482
- 01:11:07,093 --> 01:11:08,961
- You still fixated
- on that 700 bucks?
- 1483
- 01:11:08,995 --> 01:11:10,462
- - Come on, Jessie.
- - Fixated?
- 1484
- 01:11:10,495 --> 01:11:11,998
- You owe me 700 bucks.
- 1485
- 01:11:12,031 --> 01:11:13,666
- - And put the fucking phone down.
- - Do you have any idea
- 1486
- 01:11:13,699 --> 01:11:15,467
- how many people
- are watching this, Jessie?
- 1487
- 01:11:15,500 --> 01:11:16,669
- I'm not gonna
- lose this audience.
- 1488
- 01:11:16,702 --> 01:11:18,436
- What's up, people?
- 1489
- 01:11:21,674 --> 01:11:23,843
- <i>Do sumthin.</i>
- 1490
- 01:11:26,112 --> 01:11:28,580
- You got a dash cam
- and everything, huh?
- 1491
- 01:11:28,613 --> 01:11:31,616
- Yes.
- You can never be too safe.
- 1492
- 01:11:46,032 --> 01:11:47,833
- Yeah, I got one, too.
- 1493
- 01:11:48,901 --> 01:11:50,836
- Come on, we should be
- fucking celebrating.
- 1494
- 01:11:50,870 --> 01:11:52,638
- Celebrating what?
- 1495
- 01:11:52,672 --> 01:11:55,675
- The... The fact that
- your set is gonna go viral.
- 1496
- 01:11:55,708 --> 01:11:58,576
- All the right people
- saw that, Jessie.
- 1497
- 01:11:58,610 --> 01:12:00,112
- You're made.
- I would...
- 1498
- 01:12:00,146 --> 01:12:02,480
- I would... I would kill
- for that, Jessie.
- 1499
- 01:12:02,514 --> 01:12:05,151
- Honestly, that was...
- that was crazy.
- 1500
- 01:12:05,184 --> 01:12:08,154
- - Let me buy you a drink.
- - Fine.
- 1501
- 01:12:09,822 --> 01:12:11,724
- Pretty fucking cool, right?
- 1502
- 01:12:11,757 --> 01:12:13,259
- Okay, just so you know,
- 1503
- 01:12:13,292 --> 01:12:15,995
- I'm not the crazy driver
- driving around tonight.
- 1504
- 01:12:29,607 --> 01:12:30,943
- I know.
- 1505
- 01:12:32,845 --> 01:12:34,680
- Dang, Jessie, you're
- getting a little drunk.
- 1506
- 01:12:34,714 --> 01:12:37,515
- - Can I take you home?
- - No. Just order me a Spree.
- 1507
- 01:12:37,549 --> 01:12:38,751
- No doubt.
- 1508
- 01:12:38,784 --> 01:12:41,821
- Uh, weird.
- Spree's down.
- 1509
- 01:12:41,854 --> 01:12:44,123
- You know I could just give you
- a ride in my car, right?
- 1510
- 01:12:44,156 --> 01:12:46,258
- Oh, my God, no.
- You're too drunk to drive.
- 1511
- 01:12:46,292 --> 01:12:47,960
- You're not killing me
- in your death trap.
- 1512
- 01:12:47,994 --> 01:12:49,962
- - It's not like that.
- - Just order us a GoGo.
- 1513
- 01:12:49,996 --> 01:12:51,931
- - Order us? Okay.
- - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1514
- 01:12:51,964 --> 01:12:53,699
- We go... We going to...
- We going to my place?
- 1515
- 01:12:53,733 --> 01:12:56,135
- - Or what's happening here?
- - No, go to my place.
- 1516
- 01:12:56,168 --> 01:12:58,004
- Oh, damn, okay.
- 1517
- 01:12:58,037 --> 01:13:00,272
- Uh, alright, yeah.
- 1518
- 01:13:00,306 --> 01:13:03,009
- Get a GoGo for sure.
- 1519
- 01:13:03,042 --> 01:13:06,812
- Sweet. Yeah, there's one...
- there's one down the block.
- 1520
- 01:13:06,846 --> 01:13:08,014
- What kind of car is it?
- 1521
- 01:13:08,047 --> 01:13:10,216
- It's a white coupe.
- 1522
- 01:13:10,249 --> 01:13:11,984
- Okay, cool.
- 1523
- 01:13:12,018 --> 01:13:14,186
- Alright, cool.
- Alright.
- 1524
- 01:13:14,220 --> 01:13:16,088
- Give me... Give me one second.
- 1525
- 01:13:16,122 --> 01:13:18,824
- I'm live-streaming all night,
- by the way, folks.
- 1526
- 01:13:18,858 --> 01:13:20,626
- - Alright.
- - Okay.
- 1527
- 01:13:22,161 --> 01:13:24,330
- - What's up, Miles?
- - Nice one, Miles.
- 1528
- 01:13:24,363 --> 01:13:26,098
- Hey, what's up?
- Hey, yo, hey, Je...
- 1529
- 01:13:26,132 --> 01:13:27,733
- Excuse me.
- Hey, Jessie, wait up.
- 1530
- 01:13:28,801 --> 01:13:30,336
- Jessie!
- 1531
- 01:13:30,369 --> 01:13:33,105
- - Jessie, wait up!
- - Drive, drive, drive.
- 1532
- 01:13:33,139 --> 01:13:35,808
- Oh, sucks.
- 1533
- 01:13:35,841 --> 01:13:37,877
- - Nice one, Miles.
- - Fuck you.
- 1534
- 01:13:44,884 --> 01:13:46,719
- Wait, what address
- did he give you?
- 1535
- 01:13:46,752 --> 01:13:48,654
- 375 South Hobart.
- 1536
- 01:13:48,687 --> 01:13:50,756
- - Okay, good.
- - Good.
- 1537
- 01:13:56,695 --> 01:13:58,798
- Hey.
- 1538
- 01:13:58,831 --> 01:13:59,899
- Hey.
- 1539
- 01:14:01,767 --> 01:14:03,769
- Hey.
- 1540
- 01:14:03,803 --> 01:14:05,971
- What, man?
- I'm about to pass out.
- 1541
- 01:14:07,106 --> 01:14:10,176
- I liked your set tonight.
- It was... It was inspirational.
- 1542
- 01:14:10,910 --> 01:14:12,078
- - You saw it?
- - Hell, yeah.
- 1543
- 01:14:12,111 --> 01:14:13,979
- I was there.
- It was awesome.
- 1544
- 01:14:14,013 --> 01:14:15,915
- Jessie, I think
- you're actually a genius.
- 1545
- 01:14:15,948 --> 01:14:17,683
- Thanks, man.
- 1546
- 01:14:17,716 --> 01:14:19,718
- I'm so glad you didn't take
- that water bottle earlier.
- 1547
- 01:14:19,752 --> 01:14:20,953
- That would have been...
- 1548
- 01:14:21,921 --> 01:14:23,222
- What water?
- 1549
- 01:14:24,356 --> 01:14:27,159
- The water from earlier.
- Seat pouch.
- 1550
- 01:14:27,193 --> 01:14:28,794
- Left side.
- 1551
- 01:14:30,930 --> 01:14:33,265
- Wait Ku... Kurtis?
- 1552
- 01:14:34,900 --> 01:14:36,168
- Try again.
- 1553
- 01:14:37,837 --> 01:14:39,105
- - Kurtis?
- - Kurt.
- 1554
- 01:14:39,138 --> 01:14:41,407
- - Kurt.
- - Kurt's World, remember?
- 1555
- 01:14:41,440 --> 01:14:43,342
- - Squirt's World, yeah, yeah.
- - Follow me.
- 1556
- 01:14:43,375 --> 01:14:45,177
- KurtsWorld96.
- 1557
- 01:14:45,211 --> 01:14:46,679
- Uh...
- 1558
- 01:14:47,913 --> 01:14:49,882
- - Okay, this is really weird.
- - Yeah.
- 1559
- 01:14:49,915 --> 01:14:52,084
- Isn't this weird?
- I know. It's amazing.
- 1560
- 01:14:52,118 --> 01:14:54,954
- I just, like... I pick you up
- today, and then I go online.
- 1561
- 01:14:54,987 --> 01:14:57,823
- I buy a ticket to support you,
- and it's like,
- 1562
- 01:14:57,857 --> 01:14:59,325
- what are the odds?
- 1563
- 01:15:00,759 --> 01:15:04,263
- I mean, uh, okay.
- 1564
- 01:15:04,296 --> 01:15:06,165
- - Thanks for your support.
- - Totally.
- 1565
- 01:15:06,198 --> 01:15:07,967
- Uh...
- 1566
- 01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:09,268
- Did you like the set?
- 1567
- 01:15:09,301 --> 01:15:11,303
- I didn't mean to rag on you
- that hard.
- 1568
- 01:15:11,337 --> 01:15:12,938
- - Rag on me?
- - Yeah.
- 1569
- 01:15:12,972 --> 01:15:14,406
- Sticks and stones, Jessie Adams.
- 1570
- 01:15:14,440 --> 01:15:16,375
- No, no, no, no, no.
- I'm fine. I liked it.
- 1571
- 01:15:16,408 --> 01:15:17,843
- I liked all what you did.
- 1572
- 01:15:17,877 --> 01:15:20,146
- Because when you were
- talking up there,
- 1573
- 01:15:20,179 --> 01:15:23,182
- I realized inside me,
- it was like this activator.
- 1574
- 01:15:23,215 --> 01:15:26,152
- And it, like...
- Whoa, all of a sudden,
- 1575
- 01:15:26,185 --> 01:15:28,721
- the things that you were saying,
- I realized they were in my head,
- 1576
- 01:15:28,754 --> 01:15:30,456
- but I just had not
- thought them yet.
- 1577
- 01:15:30,489 --> 01:15:33,125
- - Okay, yeah.
- - And that to me...
- 1578
- 01:15:33,159 --> 01:15:35,227
- That to me...
- That's not gonna work.
- 1579
- 01:15:35,261 --> 01:15:36,428
- What?
- 1580
- 01:15:36,462 --> 01:15:39,098
- That's not gonna work, Jessie.
- 1581
- 01:15:39,131 --> 01:15:40,466
- Hee hee hee.
- 1582
- 01:15:40,499 --> 01:15:43,068
- Your phone, you broke it
- during the set, remember?
- 1583
- 01:15:44,336 --> 01:15:45,771
- - Yeah, I remember.
- - Of course.
- 1584
- 01:15:45,804 --> 01:15:47,106
- Oh, my gosh,
- how could you forget?
- 1585
- 01:15:47,139 --> 01:15:48,974
- How could I forget?
- How could anyone forget?
- 1586
- 01:15:49,008 --> 01:15:52,044
- Oh, my gosh, I had this, like,
- crazy breakthrough today, too.
- 1587
- 01:15:52,077 --> 01:15:54,280
- Why are we going east?
- We need to be going west?
- 1588
- 01:15:54,313 --> 01:15:55,781
- You know what I'm
- all about now, Jessie?
- 1589
- 01:15:55,814 --> 01:15:57,816
- I'm all about love.
- I'm a man of love.
- 1590
- 01:15:57,850 --> 01:15:59,385
- You can just... just pull
- over here and let me out.
- 1591
- 01:15:59,418 --> 01:16:00,986
- Okay, just listen to me.
- 1592
- 01:16:01,020 --> 01:16:02,454
- I'm just trying to, like,
- make myself heard by you.
- 1593
- 01:16:02,488 --> 01:16:04,423
- So, like, check this out.
- 1594
- 01:16:04,456 --> 01:16:07,226
- Love is more powerful
- than anything.
- 1595
- 01:16:07,259 --> 01:16:09,094
- That's something that I figured
- out back there at the show.
- 1596
- 01:16:09,128 --> 01:16:10,296
- - It's like love...
- - Just let me out, man.
- 1597
- 01:16:10,329 --> 01:16:12,798
- - Just please...
- - ...love is more powerful
- 1598
- 01:16:12,831 --> 01:16:14,099
- than anything.
- 1599
- 01:16:14,133 --> 01:16:15,734
- - You know what I mean?
- - No.
- 1600
- 01:16:15,768 --> 01:16:17,169
- It could break down
- any sort of barrier
- 1601
- 01:16:17,203 --> 01:16:18,938
- between any type of person.
- 1602
- 01:16:18,971 --> 01:16:22,808
- It's like, man, how can
- something that's so powerful
- 1603
- 01:16:22,841 --> 01:16:24,276
- also just be such
- a good branding tool?
- 1604
- 01:16:24,310 --> 01:16:25,511
- Kurt, please let me
- out of the car.
- 1605
- 01:16:25,544 --> 01:16:27,146
- Do you know what I mean?
- And it's like
- 1606
- 01:16:27,179 --> 01:16:29,848
- imagine the audience
- that you and me could get
- 1607
- 01:16:29,882 --> 01:16:31,917
- if we just plussed
- our audiences together.
- 1608
- 01:16:31,951 --> 01:16:33,152
- Oh, my gosh,
- can you imagine the numbers...
- 1609
- 01:16:33,185 --> 01:16:34,954
- You are freaking me out
- right now.
- 1610
- 01:16:34,987 --> 01:16:36,355
- ...from a leaked sex tape?
- 1611
- 01:16:36,388 --> 01:16:38,157
- - That would be unbelievable.
- - What?
- 1612
- 01:16:38,190 --> 01:16:39,792
- And it's like having sex?
- 1613
- 01:16:39,825 --> 01:16:41,327
- We're beyond having sex
- at that point.
- 1614
- 01:16:41,360 --> 01:16:43,028
- We're, like, making love.
- 1615
- 01:16:43,062 --> 01:16:45,397
- Like, real love, though,
- not, like, disingenuine love.
- 1616
- 01:16:45,431 --> 01:16:46,899
- - It's cool, right?
- - Where are we going?
- 1617
- 01:16:46,932 --> 01:16:48,334
- I'm taking you home.
- 1618
- 01:16:48,367 --> 01:16:50,135
- This is not the way
- to my fucking house, Kurt.
- 1619
- 01:16:50,169 --> 01:16:52,004
- Oh, no, not <i>your</i> home.
- 1620
- 01:16:52,037 --> 01:16:53,239
- <i>My</i> home.
- 1621
- 01:16:55,274 --> 01:16:56,408
- My home.
- 1622
- 01:17:27,873 --> 01:17:29,041
- Aah!
- 1623
- 01:17:42,955 --> 01:17:45,124
- Aah!
- Let go!
- 1624
- 01:17:53,265 --> 01:17:54,933
- What is wrong with you?
- 1625
- 01:18:01,974 --> 01:18:05,177
- Didn't you listen to me?
- I said I'm all about love now.
- 1626
- 01:19:01,934 --> 01:19:03,202
- Okay.
- 1627
- 01:19:19,686 --> 01:19:22,054
- Sorry, Jessie.
- 1628
- 01:19:57,423 --> 01:19:59,558
- <i>Can't believe you got out
- of the car bro</i>
- 1629
- 01:19:59,591 --> 01:20:01,393
- <i>what a fucking dumbass.</i>
- 1630
- 01:20:08,500 --> 01:20:09,535
- Shit.
- 1631
- 01:20:13,773 --> 01:20:15,541
- Oh, my God.
- 1632
- 01:20:26,618 --> 01:20:28,520
- <i>Run.</i>
- 1633
- 01:20:49,541 --> 01:20:51,043
- Aah!
- 1634
- 01:21:00,820 --> 01:21:03,322
- Why are you doing this?
- 1635
- 01:21:03,355 --> 01:21:06,291
- Jessie, we could have
- been a power couple!
- 1636
- 01:21:09,294 --> 01:21:11,997
- No! Aah!
- 1637
- 01:21:33,552 --> 01:21:35,755
- <i>Sis you're doing frickin great!</i>
- 1638
- 01:21:35,788 --> 01:21:38,123
- Whoever the fuck is watching
- this, you are sick!
- 1639
- 01:21:38,156 --> 01:21:41,059
- What is wrong with you?
- This is not a fucking TV show.
- 1640
- 01:21:41,093 --> 01:21:42,561
- If you know where we are,
- call the cops.
- 1641
- 01:21:44,396 --> 01:21:45,832
- Shit.
- 1642
- 01:21:45,865 --> 01:21:49,067
- Shit, shit, shit, shit,
- shit, shit, shit, shit.
- 1643
- 01:21:50,168 --> 01:21:52,371
- What the hell happened here?!
- 1644
- 01:21:54,172 --> 01:21:56,341
- Who are you?
- 1645
- 01:21:56,375 --> 01:21:59,077
- What did you do?
- 1646
- 01:21:59,111 --> 01:22:00,345
- I-I didn't do anything.
- 1647
- 01:22:00,379 --> 01:22:02,314
- You're really
- fucked up right now.
- 1648
- 01:22:02,347 --> 01:22:04,651
- And I'm sorry if you're drunk
- or high or...
- 1649
- 01:22:05,752 --> 01:22:07,452
- I'm gonna have to call the cops.
- 1650
- 01:22:07,486 --> 01:22:08,721
- Call them!
- Tell them the address!
- 1651
- 01:22:08,755 --> 01:22:10,589
- There's a fucking psycho
- running around.
- 1652
- 01:22:12,725 --> 01:22:16,562
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God, Angela.
- 1653
- 01:22:16,595 --> 01:22:18,798
- Did you do this?
- Did you kill her?
- 1654
- 01:22:18,831 --> 01:22:20,432
- What did you do to her?
- 1655
- 01:22:25,805 --> 01:22:28,540
- Why don't you just kill me, too?
- 1656
- 01:22:28,574 --> 01:22:31,410
- Angela's dead.
- Nobody showed up to my set.
- 1657
- 01:22:31,443 --> 01:22:33,813
- So come on!
- Take me out.
- 1658
- 01:22:33,846 --> 01:22:35,782
- Ah!
- 1659
- 01:22:38,350 --> 01:22:40,218
- Kurt.
- 1660
- 01:22:41,520 --> 01:22:43,355
- Did you do this?
- 1661
- 01:22:44,323 --> 01:22:46,391
- Did you kill your mother?
- 1662
- 01:22:46,425 --> 01:22:47,827
- Thanks, Kurt.
- 1663
- 01:22:47,860 --> 01:22:49,561
- Shit, almost forgot.
- 1664
- 01:22:49,595 --> 01:22:51,363
- Mom.
- 1665
- 01:22:51,396 --> 01:22:53,231
- Tell me you didn't
- kill your mother.
- 1666
- 01:22:53,265 --> 01:22:54,634
- Hey, Mom.
- 1667
- 01:23:00,172 --> 01:23:01,406
- No.
- 1668
- 01:23:01,440 --> 01:23:03,241
- Kurt, seriously.
- 1669
- 01:24:14,681 --> 01:24:16,816
- Wow.
- 1670
- 01:24:16,849 --> 01:24:18,383
- Thanks for watching.
- 1671
- 01:24:18,417 --> 01:24:21,921
- And hopefully a lot of you
- now follow me.
- 1672
- 01:24:24,289 --> 01:24:26,591
- What a crazy day for me.
- 1673
- 01:24:26,626 --> 01:24:30,562
- <i>Jessie please go see
- if Kurt is still alive.</i>
- 1674
- 01:24:33,598 --> 01:24:36,268
- So many emotions.
- 1675
- 01:24:36,301 --> 01:24:39,706
- Highs and lows.
- 1676
- 01:24:40,907 --> 01:24:44,777
- And here we are,
- the end of "The Lesson."
- 1677
- 01:24:53,052 --> 01:24:55,855
- I really hope you guys
- learned something.
- 1678
- 01:24:55,888 --> 01:24:59,659
- I mean, I know
- you learned something.
- 1679
- 01:25:02,527 --> 01:25:04,296
- And as for me?
- 1680
- 01:25:15,574 --> 01:25:17,576
- 50,000 people watching.
- 1681
- 01:25:22,514 --> 01:25:24,549
- I guess I got what I wanted.
- 1682
- 01:25:32,725 --> 01:25:35,661
- <i>Grab a selfie with him!
- YOLO!</i>
- 1683
- 01:26:00,052 --> 01:26:01,821
- Looks like someone fucked up
- 1684
- 01:26:01,854 --> 01:26:05,390
- and put your girl
- in a fancy hotel. What?
- 1685
- 01:26:10,428 --> 01:26:12,430
- All eyes on me!
- I want to be seen!
- 1686
- 01:26:40,026 --> 01:26:44,130
- But the thing about me is that
- I'll continue to find Kurt.
- 1687
- 01:26:44,163 --> 01:26:46,065
- I will continue to dig
- until I get...
- 1688
- 01:26:46,098 --> 01:26:49,068
- until I get the...
- until I get real Kurt.
- 1689
- 01:26:49,101 --> 01:26:52,038
- And that's why you're...
- that's why you'll subscribe.
- 1690
- 01:27:47,026 --> 01:27:48,194
- Hey, guys, what's up?
- 1691
- 01:27:48,227 --> 01:27:49,494
- It's Kurt here
- from Kurt's World.
- 1692
- 01:28:00,045 --> 01:28:05,045
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