YuYuYui CV - New Year - 2

Sing! New Year game - 2

[New Year]

[Dormitory lounge]

Fuu: Happy New Year.

Yuu/Mas/Meb: Meb: Looking forward to this new year with you!

Wak: Sonoko. Nogi. This is from me and Hinata.

SON: Waah~, otoshidama~? Hooraaaay!

Son: Ancestor-sama, Hinata-senpai, thank you very much~♪

Tou: And now everyone. The zouni is ready.

Ren: Hmph, these gorgeous dishes have been prepared using Miroku's abilities to their fullest first thing in the year, appreciate them.

Tam: Woaaaaah! Awesooooome! Gin, look at this, it's a huge spiny lobster!

Gin: Woaaah! Can we really eat this!? Thank youuuuu!

Tak: Nom nom... Mmh~♪ Gun-hyan, look~. Dis mohi can streth ho muh~~.

Chi: Fufu, Takashima-san. Let's have a race over who can stretch their mochi the furthest... Nom. Mmh~~♪

Tak: Mmm~~~~~~h♪

Yos: (Aah, Koori-sama and Takashima-sama's sacred friendship. It's beautiful. Everyone in Shikoku should engrave this sight in their heart.)

Suz: Itsuki-chan, do you have a second...? Um... Could you... tell me my fortune?

Its: Eh? Yes, well... If you don't mind my lacking knowledge... Did you have a weird dream or something?

Suz: Well, you see, I dreamed about an eggplant, a hawk and Mt. Fuji...

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Its: Eh, isn't this the famous lucky dream! Huh? But then, why the gloomy face...

Suz: In this dream, I received an otoshidama from Mebu, but it was the usual training menu again...

Suz: But that's not all, the hawk dropped the eggplant it was carrying right on top of my head, and then... Mt. Fuji erupted.

Its: Eeh~.......

Suz: Hey, what does this mean!? Is it a good or bad omen!?

Its: I don't really know...

Suz: No way~. It's my first dream of the year, what if it's announcing a disaster~!

Meb: Suzume, stop screaming over foolish things and come watch TV with everyone.

Yum: Indeed. To disregard worries and attract happiness with the first laugh of the year is a good omen.

Fuy: Ah~, that's it. It's the New Year variety show I acted in a long time ago.

Fuy: Even though I was wearing an haregi, they made me walk around or do hula hoop, it was very hard.

Yuu: Eeh, that sounds fun♪

Fuy: Uuum. But that's not what I want, I just want to have a fun normal New Year.

Sum: Speaking of New Year games, there is Hanetsuki, spinning tops, Fukuwarai, or Sugoroku.

Nat: We played hanetsuki a lot... Others are... maybe sugoroku.

Sek: Now that you mention it, we haven't really played New Year games much.

Uta: Not like we have any tops around to spin around.

Mit: Hmph, I... have some Beigoma.

Uta: A-Aren't these the delinquent prosecutor's tool!? Delinquent Mii-chan is scary~~!

Yuu: Hey! Let's think about what New Year game we can do where everyone could participate.

Yuz: Like... what? Fly kites?

Yuu: Sounds nice!

Shi: The good start of deciding immediately... actually makes me more worried.

--(2)--

[Dormitory lounge]

Tam: Are these triangles with eyes on them okay as kites? If it's the ones made of vinyl, Tama has them!

Yuu: Waah, really?

Sum/Tou: I refuse!

Gin: Sumi!? Tougou-san!?

Tou: Kites of the Japanese people have been made of washi paper since ancient times!

Sum: So to make western kites out of polymeric resin with a bloodshot eyes design created by the United States of all people!

Sum/Tou: We will not accept it!

Chi: We didn't wait long for the first country protection of the year...

Fuy: Oooh. I can tell they're pursuing their ways with great enthusiasm this year again!

Yuz: You're not upset, are you... Lily.

Fuy: Eh, why would I be?

Fuu: No complicated discussion so early in the year. Instead of kites, I'd like temple stall's ramune and ikayaki♪

Sum/Tou: As expected of your greatness, the Hero Club president.

Fuu: Owaaah, what!? Did I say something dangerous!?

Tou: In the first place, in ancient times, current kites were called "squid", so it was originally called "fly squid". (Note: The Japanese word for kites is the same as octopus)

Sum: That is because a after they came into fashion among the people of Edo, fire outbreaks due to falling ignited squid tails had become a common occurrence.

Tou: Even the Edo castle suffered damaged because of this, leading to a law banning flying squids.

Sum: The residents' reaction was to say "this isn't squid, it's octopus", and over this absurd logic, forced the establishment of flying octopus.

Aka/Mas/Kir: Eeh~~......

Aya: I didn't know anything about this. It was very instructive.

Yum: Although... Hearing about the frequent fires, I cannot help but feel we should give up on flying kites....

Ren: Hmph, Miroku will not accept to be scared so early in the year. Flying kites is a great idea. Anzu.

Anz: Eh!? Ah, y-you're right. According to the folklore, it is said that looking up at the sky during new year brings good health.

Anz: And the theory is that the superstitious people of Edo unanimously decided to fly kites for that reason.

Meb: I see. When playing at flying kites, you are inevitably going to look at the sky, bringing you good health, right?

Gin/Its/Tam: Haeh~~......

Yuz: Ah~, I don't understand all the hard stuff, but is the conclusion that kites are only made of washi paper?

Yos: It seems to be the case.

Mit: But I don't think they sell paper kites at toys' stores...

Uta: That's true. I've only ever seen the triangle ones with googly eyes like Tamako-san said.

Sum: Eh, no way... I wanted to use Yakkodako or Kakudako kites to play at fighting kites.

Nat: Well, I get that paper is nice. Because the ones with tigers or dragons on them are so cool...

Son: There's also ones with Ukiyo-e style~. Japanese kites' color use is so pretty, I love them~.

Tou: So being unable to acquire them is... a shame. I should have ordered them last year...

Fuu: Eh, someone's here? We're... all here, no? Yeeeees. Who is iiiit?

Delivery person: Happy New Year! Here's your first package!

Delivery person: This is addressed to "Hero Club - Nogi Sonoko(Big)", is that correct?

Fuu: Eh? Y-Yeah... Well, she's here... but.

Delivery person:  Inside are "Japanese kite making kits", is this okay?

Fuu: Eeh!? Y-Y-Yes... Right.

Delivery person: On that, now that the package has been delivered. Thank you for choosing us!

Wak: ............Sonoko.

SON: I mean~. The explanation was so long I thought it would be better to order during it~. Ahaha♪

Shi: It was perfect service but... It was delivered too fast. The Nogi family's power is... terrifying.

--(3)--

[Dormitory lounge]

Sum: Waah! It's really enough washi paper for everyone! Sonoko-san, thank you very much!

SON: Don't mind it. Take it as my otoshidama for all ya fools!

Tam: Who's this character!? But thank you♪ Alrigh~t, let's make something awesome!

Mas: But I haven't made a kite before, not even for arts and crafts. I don't know if I can do this.

Meb: Wait. I'm reading the instructions. Um um... I see. Aah... Like this.

Suz: You really like that kind of stuff, Mebu. It would be nice if you could make mine too.

Mas: Step one is to first pick the shape of paper you want, and draw whatever you like on it.

Fuu: Gotcha. I'm a talented artists, leave it to me♪

Kar: Dog painter is here.

Fuu: What's your problem? Dried sardine painter!

Fuy: Fireworks! U~m, They are burning with fighting spirit to see who of the two is the real artist.

Yuz: No, they're fighting to not be a painter. Because that definitely wasn't meant as a compliment.

Gin: What shape should I go with. Ah, they have hexagons! I'm picking this one♪

Ren: Hmph, Yumiko. Bring Miroku a shape with five billion six hundred and seventy million sides.

Yum: Ye-... Eeeeeh!?!?

Its: That's just a circle, isn't it...

Kir: First quota of the year reached! Nice nice~. The tsukkomi group's future's lookin' bright.

Chi: ...............

Tak: Gun-chan, you already started sketch...ing? Hyaaaaah! It's my face in shoujo manga style!?

Yos: (Aah... A beautiful kite made by Koori-sama's hand harboring Takashima-sama's face flying through the New Year sky...... God. The Seven Lucky Gods in one person.)

Tak: I-I'm happy but it's a little embarrassing.

Fuy: I'll do a Yakko-dako kite. Because it's just a fun shape. And the drawing... Yes. A Qilin!

Aya: Qilin-san♪ How nice♪

Anz: Ah~, let's see your favorite long neck Qilin at the zoo together next time~♪ (Note: Qilin and giraffe are said the same way.)

Aya: ?

Sum: Why're you so silent, Sumi-cha... Woah, amazing. A ultra-realistic dragon!

Sum: It's a dragon! (Note: The Japanese word for it.) Please don't lump it in together with western lizards.

Nat: I have to draw a celebratory sea bream. Lively and jumping out of the sea...

Aka: Wonderful, onee-sama♪ Please, I want to be the first one to see it once it's done!

Yuu: I'll draw sakuras in bloom~♪ What is yours, Tougou-san, a ship?

Tou: It's battleship Yamato♪ As the morning sun is the background, maybe I should orient the main cannons a little more downwards...

Wak: Hinata, you've been fiddling with your camera this whole time, what are you doing?

Hin: Since I cannot draw any impactful pictures, I am thinking of copying one of the photos I have on me onto paper.

Wak: P-Photos... on you. I have a bad feeling about this.

Hin: Ah, this one from right out the bath is good. Since Ukiyo-e style has a hint of seductiveness♪

Wak: Whaaa-!? This is me drinking milk with nothing but a towel on! Anything but thiiiis!!

Uta: Uu~m, I'm conflicted~. Pumpkin, carrot, daikon, tomato, cucumber, spinach... Uu~m.

Mit: How about an eagle carrying an eggplant? It's a lucky charm.

Mit: Wow! Nice, Mii-chan! Alright, let's get fired up and draw a shiny eggplant!

Mit: The eagle is harder, but you're more motivated for the eggplant, huh...

Suz: Eggplant... Eagle... Uh, my head is going chirp.

Its: L-Let's forget about that first dream...

--(4)--

[Dormitory lounge]

Gin/Sum/Son: Doneeeee♪

Meb: Step 2, let's stick the bamboo sticks that are to be the kite's skeleton together.

Meb: Once you decided on a central axis, the number differs depending on the kite's shape, but reinforce it using more sticks horizontally, vertically, and diagonally.

Meb: The 3rd step is the string. First, fix it temporarily, and let it hang down, find the spot where the kite is perfectly horizontal, and fix it here.

Shi/Aya/Its: Yees♪

Kar: ......Uuh. This is bad. I think I messed it up. Huh... Yuzuki, are you stuck on something too?

Yuz: Aah, no... Well, I drew something, but it wasn't anything striking, so I'm thinking about redoing it.

Kar: Let me see... Aah, now that you mention it, there's no intensity about it, it just feels empty.

Yuz: If you can say that, what about yours...... Eh. W-What is this......

Kar: ~~~~~! Momotaro exterminating onis!

Yuz: Eeeh!? I thought for sure it was woodlouse proliferation...

Kar: You need glasses!! W-Well... I don't like it either, so I'm doing it over!

Fuy: Heey, Yuzuki-kun. Are you done yet? I already attached the string.

Yuz: Ah, if you want to fly it, go on ahead, mine will take a lot more time.

Fuy: Really? Can I help with anything?

Yuz: N-No, it's fine. I'm good, go play with the others.

Fuy: Got it! Heeeey, Yuuki-kuuun! I'm coming too, wait for meeeee!

Meb: Oh, Karin. Are you here to choose a base again? Do you need my help, perhaps?

Kar: I-I don't need it. Even if I did, you're the last person I would ask, so don't worry about that.

Meb: Uum, sure. Then it's fine. We're going to fly them on the beach, come when you're ready.

Kar: Gnnnn... Kusunoki Mebukiii. Don't get carried away just because you're a little talented at handicrafts~~~~.

Kar: Fine, I'm going to make a perfect kite capable of shooting Mebuki's out of the sky, Yuzuki!

Yuz: W-What do I have to do with this!?

Kar: What're you saying? I only got a peek, but Lily's kite was of incredible quality!

Yuz: That's... Yeah. It was pretty colorful, and it had the originality to make it stand out...

Kar: So what I'm saying is we need cooperate to make a kite that'll blow Lily and Mebuki away!

Yuz: Do... we? But my artistic abilities are sub-par, as for you...... I don't know how to put it.

Kar: That goes for Fuu too! And Utano, her eggplant was perfect, but her eagle looked like a chick!

Kar: As for Natsume's sea bream, she said "A natural sea bream isn't pink...", so she drew a dark brown fish instead!

Yuz: Everyone was satisfied with their work in their own way. But we can't even do that.

Kar: And that's why we're going to give it another go but with teamwork! Together, we can do it.

Yuz: U~m... Well. Guess we just have to try.

Yuz/Kar: Doneeeee... But what is that?

Yuz: What is this long earthworm-like thing...?

Kar: A rising dragon! But anyway, what is that moss ball thing!?

Yuz: I saw mangas using them to add a softer atmosphere, so I was imitating it... at least I tried.

Kar: Then, if seen from someone else's eyes, does this look like a soft and gentle earthworm!?

Yuz: Maybe.

Sek: Hey, are you two done yet? I came to check on you because you're so late.

Kar: Haa? Wait, when did everybody else leave!?

Sek: They're already all on the beach trying out their kites, aren't you two done yet?

Yuz: We are hopelessly bad at drawing...

Sek: Drawing, huh. But I'd say this is pretty well done. It's a kind earthworm, right?

Yuz/Kar: It's not...

Sek: Ah... R-Right. Haa~. Okay! Then Sekka-san's gonna put in the work.

Sek: Eh, you're going to help us out too?

Sek: No, only for ideas. And only at the condition that you will have to listen to my wish. So?

Sek: This is kinda... like negotiating with a bad witch.

--(5)--

[Beach]

Son: Waaaah♪ So many people flying kites together~! There's some that are multiple kites attached together, and others are butterflies too~♪

Sum: With such long strings, the kites are flying right over the sea!

Nat: I wonder what are the fish thinking when they see all the kites in the sky. I'll go take a quick look...

Fuu: Nope. No diving. There's families here, don't go scaring the kids.

Tam: Alright, Gin! Tama's backing you up, let's try flying it!

Gin: Yes! Please do! Let's gooooooo, oryaaaaaaah!

Gin/Tam: Haa, haa, it's not rising up~~~.

Yuu: Aaaah, mine is spinning around for some reason!

Yum: Now, Alfred! My butler shall not be crawling on the ground!

Aka: Yumiko, if you pull that hard, Alfred's string is gonna break!

Meb: It's weird... No one kite can fly consistently.

Chamber of commerce president: Hey, hey! I knew I recognized these faces from somewhere, if it isn't the Hero Club. Happy New Year!!

Fuu: The chamber of commerce president. Happy New Year. We look forward to this new year with you again.

Yuu: Are you flying kites too?

Chamber of commerce president: Yeah. Maybe calling it a classroom would be exaggerated, but I teach kids how to fly kites here every year.

SON/Tak/Its: Eeeh!

Chamber of commerce president: I'm trying to teach it whatever little way I can, because it would be sad for this bit of culture to disappear.

Sum/Tou: I understand!

Chamber of commerce president: Well, let's change topics for now... Could you please show me this kite for a second?

Gin: This one? Here you go.

Chamber of commerce president: Oh~, now this is nice craftsmanship, but... the curvature seems asymmetrical.

Meb: Curvature? Ah... You're right, the curvature of the bamboo sticks is different from the center to the right and center to the left...

Chamber of commerce president: When it's like this, apply a little bit of water, and slooowly adjust it while bending the stick.

Gin: Thank you very much! We'll try!

Chamber of commerce president: And this is the one that was spectacularly rotating?

Yuu: Yes! Please help!

Chamber of commerce president: Ah~, the weight balance is off... The skeleton itself, or the placement of the string...

Chamber of commerce president: But as it is, let's try putting a tail on it.

Yuu: A tail? Ah, the thing that goes fluttery from under the kite!?

Chamber of commerce president: Exactly. Because it's too heavy in the direction it's rotating, you can adjust the weight by adding a long tail on the opposite side.

Chamber of commerce president: If it's still rotating after this, you can put vinyl on the opposite side, or increase the number of sheets.

Yuu: I see! Thank you very much!

Meb: I understand, they weren't simple decorations, they also had a proper utility. I was completely ignorant.

Chamber of commerce president: Don't worry, it's just the wisdom that comes with age. If you teach it to younger kids next time, then it'll even out.

Meb: Yes! Everyone, show me your kites. I will make the precise modifications so that they absolutely will soar in the sky!

Suz: Ooooh, Mebu's fired up~~~!

Uta: Attention to detail is absolutely essential when it comes to hand crafting. Like my vegetable love♪

Aya: Mebuki-senpai, I will be counting on you.

Meb: Yours has a drawing of a rabbit holding a strawberry, I see. Leave it to me.

Meb: Curvature... good. Balance... right too heavy. Let's add a few clips to the left tail.

Meb: This should be okay now. Try flying it. Aya-chan, I'll hold it, try running with the string.

Aya: I-I'm getting kind of excited... Eeeeeei!

Shi: It's flying...!

SON: Amazing~! It's catching the wind and ascending higher and higher♪

Aya: Wawah...! I'm being pulled away...!

Meb: Don't worry. I'm here.

Aya: Mebuki-senpai...

SON: Aah~, the kite is flying even higher over the wind of byoooo. What an overly precious sight we can feel grateful to behold on New Year.

--(6)--

[Beach]

Kir: Oooooh! What a glorious sight, the Hero Club all lined up flyin' kites!

Yos: Yes. Especially, Koori-sam's Takashima-sama kite, it shines so bright it is dazzling.

Yum: Lily-san's mysterious animals kite is wonderfully resplendent with its rainbow colors.

Fuy: M-Mysterious animals!? Yuzuki-kun! Please explain to Miroku-senpai... Huh? Yuzuki-kun isn't here yet, she's getting pretty late.

Fuu: Karin isn't here either... Haha~, did she run away out of fear of my drawing~?

Its: Your kite's drawing is an hornworm, right? It looks so squishy, and the music notes around are so cute♪

Fuu: Eh, um... It's not an hornworm... .....................It's...you.

Its: Eeh!? This is me!?

Chi: Nogi-san, yours is a tengu, right. So imposing, it really stands out in the blue sky...

Wak: Does it? Thank you. Hearing you say it has somehow given me assurance.

Chi: What does that mean... Fufu.

Chi: Whaaaaaaah! Takashima-saaaaan! Who's this kite... Wait, it's Nogi-san's face!?

Hin: I am terribly sorry for kite Wakaba-chan bumping into kite Yuuna-san, Chikage-san. Really... Hohoho.

Uta/Nat: Kite Wakaba... Ahahahahahahahahahahaha! / Squid Wakaba... It sounds firm and delicious.

Sum: Did you see it, Tougou-san!? How lucky we are to see a kite fight for real!

Tam: H-Hey! What's that giant kite!? It came out of nowhere and started rising in the sky like crazy!

Ren: There seems to be text written on it. Hmph, the Hero Club five tenets...... Eh!?

Kar: Kept you guys waiting, huh!

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Yuz: Sorry for the delay, Lily.

Fuy: N-Nevermind that, is this kite yours!? And this outfit, you are a castle breaker, Yuzuki-kun! (Note: Rare Yojijukugo, a woman so pretty it can ruin a castle)

Yuz: I don't know what that means, but... It's praise, right?

Fuy: Of course! Castle breaker means a woman so beautiful anyone would be entranced by taking one look at her...

Yuz: Y-You didn't need to explain it! But, uh... Thanks... I guess.

Fuu: Karin! Did you write the five tenets!?

Kar: That's right, surprised? Pretty good, isn't it? It served as Kakizome, we really one upped you!

Sek: Well, your drawings are catastrophic, but you sure can write, Karin.

Yuz: It's only thanks to your suggestion. I guess you could call it a change in viewpoint.

Kar: But I didn't think you'd tell us to show up in haregi in exchange.

Sek: Why not♪ This is my tiny bit of fun♪

Yuu: The huge Hero Club five tenets in the middle of cute and cool... I can feel it♪

Tou: You can see this row of kites and feel "we are the Hero Club"!

Fuu: Well man, I lost. Mh! Hero Club, this year again, let's do our besttttt!!

Hero Club: Ooooooh!

Suz: Oh~~~... Haa.

Its: Suzume-san, are you... still worried about your first dream of the year?

Suz: I'm one of these people who the more they try to ignore something, the more they worry about it, chi~~rp!

Mas: Ah, about that, isn't the first dream of the year normally on the night of January 1st to 2nd?

Suz/Its: Eh!?

Mas: Meaning, what you will see tonight will be your first dream of the year, and yesterday's was just a dream.

Suz: Haaaa~~~, I'm so happy~~~~! I thought I would keep worrying all year~~!

Mit: Y-You cared about it that much... Then I hope you have a good dream tonight.

Suz: Ha... I saw some vivid kites right now, so I'm gonna dream of the Hero Club tonight... maybe.

Suz: But that omen would mean chronic physical and mental pain again this year as well as my life being in danger...

Meb: Here, Suzume. Sorry for being late, but here's your otoshidama this year, I've been veeery generous.

Suz: Gyaaaaaaah! The terrifying training envelope! I... on this day of New Year, hereby become Nogi Suzume.

SON/Son: Eh!?

Suz: Because the Nogi family otoshidama don't come bundled with muscle pain and bruises, chirp. Right, Wakaba-san♪

Hin: My, what an uplifting way to start the year. I see... So you have acquired the Nogi family name before me♪

Suz: Gasp.....................

Shi: Thus, Kagajou has by her own actions guaranteed herself a 100% chance of bad first dream of the year... Happy New Year.