D&D session 5

Sax has connected.
Nallin has connected.
Darth GW7:
I love how he's still on fire
Sax:
back
Nallin:
I gotta get an oil change
Nallin:
ill be back though
Sax:
what
Nallin:
but if it starts
Sax:
fuck shit up?
Nallin:
you can use my character
Sax:
ok
Sax:
send me your sheet
Nallin:
ill be back in hour
Sax:
forgot to bookmark it
Nallin:
ok
Nallin:
http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=317079
Sax:
thx
DM has connected.
Zin has connected.
DM:
Alright
Darth GW7:
k
Darth GW7:
I'll close mah gaem
DM:
Everyone see the map?
Sax:
yes
Darth GW7:
yep
Sax:
I am to control Nallin's char
Zin:
is using a healing surge a mminor action?
Sax:
no
Sax:
Second wind is a encounter power
Sax:
standard
Sax:
minor for dwarfs
Darth GW7:
so
Darth GW7:
wha gwan
DM:
wha gwan?
Darth GW7:
wha gwan breda
DM:
You're british darth. That's not how you speak. Bad rogue/ranger
DM:
:P
Darth GW7:
sory
Sax:
ha
DM:
So
DM:
Finish getting in place
Darth GW7:
I'm done
Darth GW7:
does key smell THAT bad?
Sax:
no
Sax:
I know just what to do against those guys
DM:
just killing the token
Darth GW7:
WHY
Darth GW7:
BUT
Zin:
when will we be able to use dailys again
Darth GW7:
THE LOOT
DM:
ITS BODY DISSOLVED
Sax:
after 4 hours restr
Darth GW7:
THE LOOT!
DM:
YOU'RE BEING ATTACKED! THERE IS NO TIME FOR LOOT!
Sax:
anyway
Sax:
lets start
DM:
alright
DM:
roll initiative
Sax:
didnt we do that?
* Zin rolls: 1d20+3 => 12 + 3 = 15
Zin:
no
DM:
neew battle
* Sax rolls: 1d20+0 => 14 + 0 = 14
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20+4 => 8 + 4 = 12
Darth GW7:
goddamn
Darth GW7:
Why do I get shitty init rolls
DM:
and for the other two?
* Sax rolls: 1d20+1 => 18 + 1 = 19
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 12
DM:
awesome
Sax:
19 for nallin
Darth GW7:
+5
Sax:
14 for me
Darth GW7:
=17
Darth GW7:
for key
Darth GW7:
wait
Darth GW7:
what the shit
Darth GW7:
I have +7 init
Darth GW7:
not +4
Darth GW7:
fff
Sax:
haha
DM:
right
Darth GW7:
So I'm 15
Zin:
me and darth are tied
Darth GW7:
okay
Darth GW7:
rock paper scissors?
Darth GW7:
ONE TWO THREE GO
Zin:
yes
Zin:
paper
Darth GW7:
rock
DM:
no, its whoever has the highest init mod
Darth GW7:
I MEAN SCISSORS
Zin:
lol
Zin:
he has higher init mod
Darth GW7:
yay
DM:
yup
* DM rolls: d20 + 3 => 14 + 3 = 17
Darth GW7:
dm hacks
* DM rolls: d20 + 3 => 13 + 3 = 16
Darth GW7:
dm
Darth GW7:
fucking
Darth GW7:
hacks
Sax:
2no
Sax:
u just suck
Darth GW7:
I got higher than you
Darth GW7:
bitch
DM:
so, because of the way it works out so far
DM:
Darth now has 20 init
DM:
effectively
* DM rolls: d20 + 7 => 16 + 7 = 23
Darth GW7:
wait
Darth GW7:
what
Zin:
When using powers that damage multiple enemies, do you roll for each hit and damage?
DM:
Each hit, but one damage, usually
Zin:
oh ok
Sax:
yes
DM:
Unless otherwise mentioned
Sax:
if its a burst or blast
Darth GW7:
why do I have 20 init
Sax:
same damage to everyone
* DM rolls: d20 + 8 => 7 + 8 = 15
Sax:
but seperate attack rolls for each
DM:
Darth you have 16. The 20 was a test, to see how a different init system would work. Too many collisions
* DM rolls: d20 + 3 => 15 + 3 = 18
Darth GW7:
wat
* DM rolls: d20 + 4 => 15 + 4 = 19
* Sax rolls: 1d20+7 => 15 + 7 = 22
Sax:
see
Sax:
darth its just you that sucks
Darth GW7:
why are you re-rolling
Sax:
I test-rolled yours
DM:
Im not
Darth GW7:
not you, sax
DM:
hang on
DM:
More enemies to roll for
Darth GW7:
ohhh shit
Darth GW7:
You could just roll init for groups of the same type of enemy
DM:
No its just those guys
DM:
THats how I do it
Darth GW7:
oh
DM:
Wight, Nallin, Tar Devils, Dark, Death Master, Wraiths, Darth, Mage, Zin, Scout, Sax
DM:
Init order, enjoy
Darth GW7:
what
Sax:
ok
Darth GW7:
okay
Zin:
scout?
Darth GW7:
wait
Darth GW7:
w
Darth GW7:
what mage
Nallin:
k im back, but ill need to go at 2:15 est, so 7:15 gmt to pick up the car
Zin:
oh
Zin:
warmage drendos
Darth GW7:
oh
Nallin:
OH SNAP
DM:
...
Nallin:
IM FIRST?!?!??!?
DM:
second
Nallin:
oh
Nallin:
still
Sax:
i rolled for you
Sax:
like a baus
Darth GW7:
a bous
DM:
what's everyones health status. DId you heal up?
Nallin:
bus
Sax:
I healed upp
Zin:
I didnt should i?
Sax:
pppppppppp
DM:
I'll let you
Sax:
one
Darth GW7:
I didn't, only took 4 damage
Sax:
healing sdurge
Nallin:
i used 4 surges last session
Zin:
how much do healing surges replenish
DM:
quarter
Sax:
1/4 of your health rounded down
DM:
how many surges have you all used, anyway?
Darth GW7:
0
Darth GW7:
cus i'm pr0
Sax:
4
Sax:
so i have 10 left
DM:
did you heal after the last battle, though?
Nallin:
4, 3 left i think
DM:
ok
DM:
zin?
Sax:
I healed
DM:
more than 4 then
Zin:
i used two last session
Sax:
wait
Sax:
no
DM:
we went over this last time
Sax:
I didn't even get damaged
DM:
oh?
DM:
alright
Sax:
:v
DM:
huh, neither you did
Zin:
is anyone else healing since last fight?
DM:
no-one else was really hurt
Darth GW7:
I only took 4 damage
Sax:
except you zin
Darth GW7:
not worth healing
Sax:
use 1 healing surge
Darth GW7:
for 4hp?
Sax:
zin
Zin:
done
DM:
how many surges did you use?
DM:
if any?
Zin:
total?
Zin:
or just now?
DM:
total
Zin:
4 i believe
DM:
ok
Darth GW7:
GET ON WITH IT
DM:
ALRIGHT
Sax:
LETS FUCK SHIT UUUUUP
DM:
It counts as a minor action to get up and down from the platform, btw
Sax:
ok
Sax:
nallin you there?
Nallin:
yar
Zin:
do we need to do an acrobatics check to jump up one side
DM:
hm
Darth GW7:
here comes another chinese earthquake
DM:
interesting idea
Sax:
athletics
Darth GW7:
acrobatics surely
Sax:
acrobatics for flipping up
Darth GW7:
it's jumping
DM:
athletics or acro
DM:
jumping or climbing
Sax:
is atheltics
DM:
and jumping down?
Sax:
doing flips n' shit is acrobatics
DM:
would that require a check?
Sax:
no
Sax:
unless a high distance
Sax:
then you roll acrobatics to remove fall damage
Sax:
also, when someone gets pushed down from something like that. They can make a saving throw to now be thrown down
Sax:
pushed/slide/pull
Sax:
any forced movement
Zin:
les go
DM:
alright. Minor action athletics check
DM:
...I'll end that. Nallin, your turn
Nallin:
ok
Nallin:
area burt 1
DM:
actually, move action to climb up or down
Nallin:
is that just on tile?
DM:
um
DM:
no
Nallin:
thats 1 tile around target are then?
Sax:
yes
Sax:
and the target is also hiot
Nallin:
as in 3x3?
Sax:
yes
Nallin:
ok
Darth GW7:
like that
DM:
yeah
Nallin:
hh
Nallin:
hmm
Darth GW7:
no not that
Darth GW7:
that
Sax:
yeah sorry
DM:
what spell is this?
Sax:
sleep is area burst 2
Sax:
2 squares out
Nallin:
hmm
Nallin:
so icy terrain or sleep
Nallin:
ill use sleep since i can do it from here
DM:
draw the area
Sax:

Sax:
do sleep
DM:
alright
* Nallin rolls: d20+5 => 2 + 5 = 7
Nallin:
fff
Darth GW7:
...
Sax:
on which?
Darth GW7:
FFUUUU
Sax:
select your target first
Zin:
ballsack
Sax:
one attack roll per target
DM:
name then roll
Nallin:
ok
DM:
who was the 7 for, though
Darth GW7:
make it for one of the weak ones
Sax:
wisp wraith 1
Nallin:
the wisp on the right
Darth GW7:
Can we have numbers pl0s
* Nallin rolls: d20+5 => 13 + 5 = 18
Nallin:
thats for the brawler in the target
Zin:
name then roll
Nallin:
oh
Nallin:
sorry
Sax:
yeah
Sax:
but that counts
Sax:
against will
DM:
yeah hang on naming
Nallin:
duergar scaout is next
* Nallin rolls: d20+5 => 6 + 5 = 11
Nallin:
death master
* Nallin rolls: d20+5 => 11 + 5 = 16
Darth GW7:
come on nallin
Darth GW7:
get a hold of your dice
Nallin:
and wraith 4
* Nallin rolls: d20+5 => 5 + 5 = 10
Darth GW7:
:|
Darth GW7:
I AM DISAPPOINT
Nallin:
ffff
DM:
one more tar devil
Nallin:
ih
Nallin:
brawler 2
Sax:
there should stil be miss effects
* Nallin rolls: d20+5 => 12 + 5 = 17
Darth GW7:
miss = slowed
Sax:
save ends
Nallin:
miss = slowed
DM:
they're all slowed, except the wraiths then
Darth GW7:
Not the wraiths?
DM:
if the Tar Devil's fail, they fall asleep
DM:
wraiths are minions
Sax:
yeah
Nallin:
oh and as a free action im going to use my implent ability on that scout
Darth GW7:
Red diamond = slowed k?
Sax:
ok
Zin:
gotcha
Nallin:
which allows me to give him a -1 to his save throws for sleep
Sax:
good
DM:
alright
DM:
Dark's turn
DM:
no wait
* DM rolls: d20 => 12
* DM rolls: d20 => 15
DM:
neither fall asleep, then
Sax:
its at the end of their turns
Darth GW7:
;-;
DM:
that was the end
Sax:
ok
Sax:
just chechking ;p
Sax:
sf
DM:
that also means they are no longer slowed
Darth GW7:
fff
Sax:
yeah
Sax:
but their turn ended
DM:
alright, dark
DM:
or whoever the stand in is
Sax:
it was darth
Sax:
I said I could do it tho
Darth GW7:
oh yeah
Darth GW7:
>.>
Sax:
make him go out of cover
Darth GW7:
Hmm
Sax:
set quarry on the wigth
Sax:
wight
Sax:
and shoot it
DM:
careful attack remember
Sax:
with a careful attac
Darth GW7:
I was actually thinking split the tree
Darth GW7:
Daily power
Sax:
not yet
Sax:
lets wait and see
Zin:
I used a daily when we were in the fortress has it recharged?
Darth GW7:
Two-fanged strike then?
DM:
no, zin
Zin:
dang
Sax:
just an at-will
Sax:
careful attack
DM:
do whatever
Darth GW7:
Okay
Darth GW7:
Quarry on the wight then
DM:
alright
Sax:
move out of cover and own that sucker
Darth GW7:
Why do I need to move out of cover
Sax:
I dont think you can shoot him there
DM:
-2 penalty
Darth GW7:
But you said I could
Darth GW7:
That I could shoot over it
Sax:
which careful attack negates
DM:
you were at the edge of the cover then
DM:
shoot round it
Darth GW7:
How about now
Zin:
whaaaat
DM:
that works
Darth GW7:
Okay careful attack then
Darth GW7:
on wihgt
DM:
k
Sax:
+7 to the a ttack roll
Sax:
not +9 because the cover negates the +2 from careful attack
DM:
+9
Darth GW7:
I moved
DM:
at corner
Sax:
oh
Sax:
ok
Sax:
sure
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20+9 => 4 + 9 = 13
Darth GW7:
...
Darth GW7:
fuck
Sax:
use elven precision
DM:
the arrow hits the platform, not the undead monstr
DM:
oh
Sax:
elven accuracy*
Darth GW7:
Alright
Darth GW7:
I use elven accuracy/precision
DM:
encounter power
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20+11 => 18 + 11 = 29
Sax:
+11 to the attack roll now
Sax:
niuce
DM:
nice
Sax:
ince
Darth GW7:
nice
Sax:
asdasd
Darth GW7:
asdjgkasdjg
Zin:
ooh
DM:
The shot changes direction in midair and flies into the wight's face. Roll for damage
DM:
d10 + 5
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d10+5 => 3 + 5 = 8
Sax:
and the
Sax:
quarry!!!
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d6 => 3
DM:
alright

Duergar Death Master:
What manner of hex is this? You shall pay for such insolence with your lives.

Relic:
Go plow yourself!

Pankas:
Great job annoying the immortal dude, keyleth.
DM:
I need to check something
DM:
hm
DM:
an area burst 2 on that spot

Relic:
wut?
DM:
would hit Nallin, Sax, Dark and Darth
DM:
yes
Darth GW7:
.....
Sax:
where?
DM:
not darth
DM:
zin
DM:
skelly
Darth GW7:
well
Darth GW7:
that's okay then
Sax:
oh
Sax:
yes
Zin:
is this a death master spell
DM:
Yes
DM:
Sax
* DM rolls: d20 + 9 => 13 + 9 = 22
DM:
vs Fort
Sax:
sdadgvfyä
Sax:
hit
Sax:
got 17 fort
DM:
Zin
* DM rolls: d20 + 9 => 7 + 9 = 16
Sax:
I wish I was my warden now, then it would've missed
Zin:
13 fort
DM:
Nallin
* DM rolls: d20 + 9 => 5 + 9 = 14
Sax:
probably a hit
DM:
11 fort
Darth GW7:
yep
Nallin:
yar
DM:
Dark
Sax:
hardcore
* DM rolls: d20 + 9 => 9 + 9 = 18
Darth GW7:
11 fort
Sax:
we are all going to get posioned now I presume
Zin:
fuck
* DM rolls: 3d6 + 4 => 14 + 4 = 18
DM:
poison damage
Sax:
woah
Darth GW7:
what
Sax:
I have 17 hp left
Nallin:
so how much does that do?
Sax:
you have 5 hp left
Nallin:
ffffff
Sax:
same does dark
Zin:
GREAT
DM:
remember the free power, btw
DM:
arrows
Sax:
yeah
Sax:
I am going to use it
DM:
wait your turn
* DM rolls: d20 => 18
DM:
alright, darth
Darth GW7:
If I move down here
Darth GW7:
Can I shoot around the corner
DM:
from there
Sax:
if you have the range
Darth GW7:
is that still covered
DM:
from certain agles
DM:
angles
Darth GW7:
alright
Darth GW7:
In range of all those guys
Darth GW7:
everyone but the death master
Sax:
make a stealth check
Darth GW7:
Don't need to
Sax:
to get combat advantage
Darth GW7:
oh wait
Darth GW7:
Yes I do
Darth GW7:
derp
Darth GW7:
Alright I do a stealth check
DM:
k
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20+8 => 5 + 8 = 13
Sax:
wow
Sax:
what a shitty stealth check
Darth GW7:
those are the dice
Sax:
you must beat their passive perception
DM:
plus 5 for distance, effectively
Sax:
yeajh
Darth GW7:
18 is okay
Zin:
all of our rolls are horrible today
* DM rolls: d20 + 9 => 6 + 9 = 15
Darth GW7:
phew
DM:
that'll do
DM:
stealth success
Sax:
they cant do active checks on other turns
Sax:
:/
DM:
meh
DM:
either way
Darth GW7:
I can only attack one of them though
Sax:
Stealth vs Passive perception
Sax:
passive = 10 + perception
Darth GW7:
I use sky flourish on the wight
Sax:
do so
Darth GW7:
come on non-shitty roll
DM:
it'll be a stealth attack on the wight
DM:
only the scout can see you
Darth GW7:
What's the attack bonus
Sax:
+2
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20+5 => 19 + 5 = 24
Darth GW7:
YES
Sax:
ahahahahaa
DM:
well thats a hit
Sax:
vs ac
DM:
mhm
* Sax rolls: 3d6 + 3 + 3 => 9 + 3 + 3 = 15
Darth GW7:
oi
Sax:
;D
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d6+6 => 6 + 6 = 12
* Darth GW7 rolls: 2d6 => 7
Darth GW7:
19
Darth GW7:
bitch
DM:
From the shadows, a bolt hits the wight. He turns and snarls in your general direction, still oblivious to your whereabouts
Sax:
see
Sax:
darth
Sax:
sneak damage is really good
Darth GW7:
yes
Darth GW7:
So am I still stealthed?
Sax whispers: next level take the feat which make them into d8
* DM rolls: d20 + 10 => 16 + 10 = 26
* DM rolls: d20 + 10 => 13 + 10 = 23
* DM rolls: d20 + 10 => 19 + 10 = 29
Darth GW7:
wat
Zin:
oh jeez
Sax whispers: actually you aren't. if you attack when you are stealthed, after the attack resolved you are not stealthed anymore unless otherwise noted. But I am not going to run your fun.
You whisper to Sax: shhh
Darth GW7:
Wait
Darth GW7:
that's the mage's turn
* DM rolls: 2d10 + 6 => 12 + 6 = 18
Darth GW7:
I... hope
Sax:
it is
DM:
So, I'm gonna be kind
DM:
The Wight can move 3 squares
DM:
Choose a position
Sax:
there :3
Darth GW7:
most people would move it away
Sax:
not me
Sax:
i want it close
Sax:
so I can rape it.. with a hammer
DM:
uh... huh
DM:
zin
DM:
your turn
Sax:
flank him instead
Sax:
lol
Sax:
well
DM:
it is rather bloodied, btw
Sax:
not yet
Sax:
oh well
Zin:
dragon's tail
DM:
you could have made that without provoking, so I'll let you off
* Zin rolls: 1d20+6 => 6 + 6 = 12
DM:
But not with that
DM:
that stays
Sax:
yeah
Darth GW7:

Sax:
next turn?
DM:
mhm
DM:
wait a min
DM:
to zin
* DM rolls: d20 + 9 => 20 + 9 = 29
Sax:
oh
Sax:
look
Sax:
a crit
Darth GW7:
shit
Darth GW7:
shit, a crit!
Zin:
GREAT
Darth GW7:
zin's turn to die I guess
DM:
12 damage, zin
Sax:
would be fun if it got him below bloodied
Darth GW7:
yep
Nallin:
i might die again too
Darth GW7:
he's
Darth GW7:
dead
Darth GW7:
dying
DM:
you have 1 hp
Sax:
-1
Nallin:
oh shit
DM:
yeah
* DM rolls: d20 => 16
DM:
sax
Sax:
yes?
DM:
your turn
Darth GW7:
oh man
Darth GW7:
That had me like
Nallin:
arrows!!!
Darth GW7:
"OH SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO SAX"
Darth GW7:
...
Darth GW7:
arrows!!!!!!
Sax:
hm
Darth GW7:
I completely forgot about those guys
DM:
is a free action
Sax:
ok
Sax:
I use it
DM:
area burst 3
Darth GW7:
How wide a range can it hit
Darth GW7:
oh
Sax:
3
Sax:
!!!
DM:
arrow rain
Sax:
well I use it there
Darth GW7:
Move to the left a bit
Sax:
yeah there
DM:
d20 + 4 to all in range vs Reflex
DM:
standard longbow damage
Darth GW7:
Is that one roll to hit them all
DM:
no
Sax:
Against Brawler 1
Darth GW7:
one ring to hit them all
Darth GW7:
lmao
* Sax rolls: 1d20+4 => 4 + 4 = 8
DM:
nope
Darth GW7:
sax
Darth GW7:
get out
Sax:
against brawler 2
* Sax rolls: 1d20+4 => 19 + 4 = 23
DM:
yup
Sax:
lolno
Darth GW7:
yarp
Sax:
any bonus damage?
Sax:
2?
DM:
for 19?
DM:
no
Sax:
I mean
Sax:
when I roll the damage
DM:
ph
DM:
oh
Sax:
just weapon damage and no bonus?
DM:
+6
Sax:
For all that is hit:
* Sax rolls: 1d10+6 => 1 + 6 = 7
Sax:
dammit
Darth GW7:
wow you fail
DM:
alright
Darth GW7:
get out
You have disconnected.
Zin has connected.
Nallin has connected.
Sax has connected.
DM has connected.
Sax:
I smack him with crushing surge
Darth GW7:
lost internet
Darth GW7:
what did I miss
* Sax rolls: 1d20+5 => 15 + 5 = 20
Sax:
aww yeah
DM:
you missed nothing
DM:
roll for damage
Darth GW7:
copy and paste what I missed since I said "get out"
* Sax rolls: 1d10+3 => 3 + 3 = 6
Darth GW7:
for the benefit of pastebin
Darth GW7:
what the hell sax
Darth GW7:
just
Darth GW7:
get out
Sax:
no shush u
Sax:
also
Sax:
I use an action point
Sax:
or
Sax:
do I even got one
Darth GW7:
no
Darth GW7:
you do not
Sax:
oh well
Sax:
fuck that then
Sax:
hm
DM:
wait
Darth GW7:
waiting
DM:
everyone has 2 but sax has 1, isn't that right?
Sax:
yeah
Sax:
i am pretty sure its like that
You whisper to Sax: i'm sure you have 0
You whisper to Sax: :|
Sax whispers: I am not sure, and the dm decides :vvv
DM:
go on
Sax:
action point as said
Darth GW7:
guys
Darth GW7:
guys
Sax:
crushing surge
Darth GW7:
"Suicide mission" from ME2 just started playing
DM:
ha
Darth GW7:
we have to get epic pwning
DM:
fitting
Darth GW7:
okay
* Sax rolls: 1d20+5 => 18 + 5 = 23
Sax:
YEAH
Darth GW7:
I approve
Darth GW7:
make the damage match
Sax:
12 temp hp now
* Sax rolls: 1d10+3 => 4 + 3 = 7
DM whispers: did you see what sax did since you left
You whisper to DM: nope
You whisper to DM: what happen
DM:
Sax: ok DM: next target Sax: death master time * Sax rolls: 1d20+4 => 6 + 4 = 10 Sax: Sax: Scout * Sax rolls: 1d20+4 => 4 + 4 = 8 Sax: Zin: holy shit Sax: against wisp wraith 2 * Sax rolls: 1d20+4 => 14 + 4 = 18 DM: alright Darth GW7 is disconnected. Darth GW7 is disconnected. DM: he left in anger Sax: wht Sax: ha Sax: if only DM: rest of your turn Sax: yup Darth GW7 has connected.
DM:
right
Darth GW7:
block of text ftw
Sax:
as a minor I use warforged resolve
Sax:
(actually before the attack/action point)
DM:
With two blows from your hammer, the wight's body crumples to the ground
DM:
k
Darth GW7:
good RIDDANCE
Darth GW7:
I mean
Darth GW7:
GOOD riddance
DM:
6 temp hp more, yes?

Pankas:
So much for being immortal, eh?
Sax:
16 temp hp
DM:
you were bloodies
DM:
bloodied
Sax:
I also get 4 norma hp since i am bloodied
DM:
oh yeah
DM:
I see

Pankas:
I fart in your general direction, devil tards!
DM:
Alright, Nallin, your turn
DM:
wait a minute
Nallin:
poison
Darth GW7:
wat
Nallin:
right? im poisoned
Nallin:
again
Nallin:
...
DM:
No
Nallin:
oh
DM:
poison damage =/= ongoing damage
Nallin:
ah
Nallin:
cool
Nallin:
i thought i was done for
DM:
since everyone's been, I'll update the progress on the battle too. Fights and fires both rage on to your sides, with the infernal forces obviously having the upper hand. THere is a great crashing noise coming from the gates
DM:
Anyway, go on
Nallin:
right, just a sec
Sax:
don't be afraid to use action points
Nallin:
gotta check something
Sax:
you can use several per turn
Darth GW7:
Where are the gates
Darth GW7:
also Brb dinner
DM:
Gates there
DM:
roughly
Sax:
ook
Nallin:
right then
Nallin:
healing surge is standard action yes?
Sax:
second wind but yes
Sax:
you get +2 to all defenses until end of your next turn
Sax:
as well

Aramil:
Ugh

Aramil:
Big blast of arcane energy coming from a head of us

Relic:
You alright?

Aramil:
Im fine I need to fix myslef up real quick
Nallin:
so second wind?
Sax:
yes
Sax:
its an encounter
Nallin:
and then an action point to mm that wight
Sax:
or something else
DM:
the corpse?
Nallin:
oh i mean
Sax:
use MM on the wraith instead
Nallin:
wraith
Sax:
insta kill it
DM:
alright
Sax:
save the other action point for later
DM:
how much health you got now?
Nallin:
second wind heals the same as surge right?
Sax:
yes
DM:
yes
Nallin:
5
Sax:
you spend a surge so
DM:
alright, you done?
Nallin:
so that should bring me to 10
Sax:
yesssssssss
Sax:
lets get on
Nallin:
then im moving the fuck out of there back behind cover
DM:
wait

Relic:
Ey devils, stop sucking demon dick!
DM:
they can jump down as a move
Nallin:
ok someone cover me? i gotta grab the car
Sax:
I can
Nallin:
ill be back in 20 minutes
Sax:
oppertunity attack?
Sax:
on one of them
Nallin:
http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=317079
DM:
Why
Sax:
how did they move
Sax:
now i dont
DM:
go ahead
Sax:
now I get
DM:
flanking > taking some damage
Sax:
on brawler 2
Sax:
he is marked because i am attacking him
DM:
mhm
* Sax rolls: 1d20+5 => 10 + 5 = 15
Sax:
damn
DM:
...it's a hit
Sax:
hahah
Sax:
what
DM:
vs AC?
Sax:
yes
DM:
then it's a hit
Sax:
I stopped his former move so
Sax:
he is not flanking anymore ;D
* Sax rolls: 1d10+3 => 8 + 3 = 11
DM:
Alrighty
DM:
Darth, dark's turn
Sax:
i think he went to eat
DM:
ah
DM:
Now we wait
Sax:
I can take his turn if I have darks sheet
Zin:
am I dead?
Sax:
no
DM:
dying
Sax:
just unconcious and dying
DM:
Not so bad
DM:
:P
Sax:
I can do darks tuurn ;p
DM:
http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=317071
Sax:
ok
Sax:
Quarry on brawler 1
Sax:
Careful attack
* Sax rolls: 1d20+9 => 12 + 9 = 21
Sax:
vs ac
DM:
that's a hit
* Sax rolls: 1d10+1d6+5 => 7 + 5 + 5 = 17
Sax:
bam
DM:
Nice
DM:
Alright
Sax:
did it die?
DM:
This is the first damage 1's taken thus far
Sax:
oh
Sax:
ok
DM:
2's been taking all the hits. He's a real trooper
Sax:
eh
Sax:
heh
DM:
Good 2
Sax:
ok darks done
Sax:
i want to save his action points later
Sax:
for later*
DM:
k

Duergar Death Master:
This shall not be so easy for you.

Relic:
Maybe, maybe not. Let's see.
DM:
And now you are flanked
Sax:
well
Sax:
arydgqawfs
Sax:
I wish I had a close burst 1 now
DM:
2 attack you, 2 attack the mage
Sax:
ok
DM:
you first
Sax:
against?
DM:
reflex
Sax:
sdg bhedsa
* DM rolls: d20 + 4 => 17 + 4 = 21
* DM rolls: d20 + 4 => 8 + 4 = 12
Sax:
at least its melee
DM:
mhm
DM:
4 damage and you're slowed until the wraiths next turn ends
* DM rolls: d20 + 4 => 18 + 4 = 22
* DM rolls: d20 + 4 => 19 + 4 = 23
Sax:
I soak up the damae
DM:
yeah
Sax:
and have 2 more temp hp
Sax:
:V
Sax:
but I am slowed
DM:
the mage takes 8 necrotic damage
Sax:
ok
DM:
His turn, then darth's
Sax:
ok
Sax:
I can do his turn
DM:
this is gonna get vaguely complex
Sax:
yeah
Sax:
sheet ;p?
DM:
wait wait
* DM rolls: d20 + 10 => 2 + 10 = 12
DM:
to the wraith above you
Sax:
hm?
DM:
less flanking
Sax:
ok
DM:
and now an attack
Sax:
flanking bonuses doesn't stack btw
DM:
mhm
* DM rolls: d20 + 10 => 8 + 10 = 18
* DM rolls: d20 + 10 => 19 + 10 = 29
* DM rolls: d20 + 10 => 13 + 10 = 23
* DM rolls: d20 + 10 => 16 + 10 = 26
* DM rolls: d20 + 10 => 17 + 10 = 27
* DM rolls: d20 + 10 => 9 + 10 = 19
DM:
heh
* DM rolls: 2d10 + 6 => 10 + 6 = 16
DM:
alright, dark's sheet?
Sax:
yeah
Sax:
did I take damage  ?
DM:
no, it says 'enemies in burst'
DM:
http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=317075
Sax:
ok
Sax:
can I shoot the death master from here?
DM:
yes
Sax:
stealth check
DM:
ok
* Sax rolls: 1d20+8 => 12 + 8 = 20
DM:
Stealthy
Sax:
+5 against everybody since distance
DM:
like a fox
Sax:
:3
Sax:
King's castle on death master
Sax:
I dont have to do the movement part
Sax:
since it says "willing ally"
DM:
with a 'Willing' adjacent ally
Sax:
ok
Sax:
here goes
DM:
why not the daily
Sax:
saving it
Sax:
i got a +2 attack bonus
Sax:
from the stealth
DM:
yer
Sax:
he stands right at the edge so he shouldn't get cover
DM:
mhm
DM:
attack roll, chop cho[
DM:
chop chop
* Sax rolls: 1d20+5+2 => 10 + 5 + 2 = 17
Sax:
plz
Sax:
vs reflex
DM:
vs Reflex?
Sax:
yes
DM:
yar
DM:
its a hit
Sax:
YES
* Sax rolls: 2d6+2d6+3 => 10 + 10 + 3 = 23
DM:
Awesome, ok
DM:
Zin?
Darth GW7:
back now
Darth GW7:
how many of my turns did you steal 8(
Sax:
I did 23 damage with your char
DM:
just missed your turn
Darth GW7:
wow
Sax:
on the death master
Zin:
hm?
Sax:
with kings castle
DM:
he rolls well when it comes to anyone other than him
DM:
Zin, your turn
Darth GW7:
Doesn't that move swap places
Zin:
what can I do in this state
DM:
willing ally
DM:
emphasis on the willing
DM:
cough
DM:
zin, you can bleed. Maybe choke a little
Darth GW7:
oh
DM:
Moan a bit
DM:
Make a saving throw vs death
Zin:
1d20?
Sax:
yes
Darth GW7:
have I taken any damage?
Zin:
what modifier?
DM:
do you have any saving throw mods? No damage darth
Zin:
I dont think
Darth GW7:
mission successful
* Zin rolls: 1d20 => 14
DM:
you stay stable
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monk:
ohhhggghhhhhghh

Duergar Scout:
That will not do, little rogue. Not at all
Sax:
stop having so manyt cocks in your mouth
* DM rolls: d20 + 9 => 8 + 9 = 17
Nallin is disconnected.
Sax:
D:
DM:
Nallin?

Pankas:
You're so mad.
DM:
Is that a hit?
DM:
17 vs AC
Nallin has connected.
DM:
oh
DM:
it is
Nallin:
yeah im back
DM:
awesome
* DM rolls: d8 + 4 => 5 + 4 = 9
DM:
That's to you Darth
darkreign has connected.
DM:
heh
DM:
hey
darkreign:
hey

Pankas:
Wait what

Pankas:
When did you attack me
Nallin:
so yeah did i miss anything while i was gone?
DM:
Scout's turn

Pankas:
oh
DM:
17 vs AC

Pankas:
thought you meant

Pankas:
it was attacking nallin
DM:
No
DM:
rogue

Pankas:
ouch
Darth GW7:
wait
Darth GW7:
I spoke IC
Darth GW7:
without even realising it
DM:
Nallin, the wraiths revived and died, people got hit a bit, the Death Master took damage
DM:
eh dark, you have 5hp left
Darth GW7:
The wraith revived?!
DM:
wraitsh
Darth GW7:
hax
DM:
theyre dead again
darkreign:
thats nice
DM:
And zin's still dying
DM:
Those are the cliff notes for this fight so far
Sax:
oki
Sax:
who's turn is it?
DM:
Sax, your turn
Sax:
yay
Sax:
I smack tar devil 2
Sax:
with crushing surge
DM:
not 2
DM:
2's my favourite
Sax:
mohahah
DM:
ok, attack roll
Sax:
MORE TEMP HP
Sax:
AHAHAHAH
* Sax rolls: 1d20+5 => 3 + 5 = 8
Sax:
dammit
DM:
Right
DM:
More updates on the battle
Darth GW7:
basically
Darth GW7:
shit going down?
Sax:
yeah
Sax:
probably
Sax:
also
Sax:
darth
Sax:
check my tokens hp
Sax:
:3
Darth GW7:
bitch
DM:
Most of the guard on the walls have been overwhelmed. THere is a huge roar of sound as the gates explode into debris and ash. Make perception and arcana checks
Sax:
och shit
Sax:
perception it is
* darkreign rolls: d20+10 => 4 + 10 = 14
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20+3 => 13 + 3 = 16
Darth GW7:
Perception
* Sax rolls: 1d20+0 => 14 + 0 = 14
darkreign:
how the fuck?
DM:
heh
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 17
Darth GW7:
Arcana
darkreign:
I rolled lower than people without a fucking +10
DM:
Nallin, you there?
DM:
Zin?
Nallin:
yeah hold on
DM:
k
Zin:
im unconscious right?
DM:
True
* Nallin rolls: d20 +12 => 14 + 12 = 26
Sax:
nice
Nallin:
and perception?
DM:
yeah
* Nallin rolls: d20 + 1 => 20 + 1 = 21
Nallin:
hue
Sax:
btw, Hjort. I have more temp hp then my bloodied value
DM:
ha
Nallin:
EAGLE VISION
DM:
CRITICAL SEEING
Darth GW7:
YOU SEE THINGS
Sax:
CRITICAL EVERYTHING
Sax:
I CAN SEEE FOREEEVER, MAAAN
Darth GW7:
I'm quite interested in this thing
Sax:
hm?
Nallin:
ah fuck more are coming in
Sax:
legion devils
DM:
Through the void march several figures, some on the backs of horses with manes of fire
Sax:
HOW FUN
Sax:
LOOK
Sax:
AT THAT

Aramil:
They're bringing reinforcements
Sax:
SMUG MOTHERFUCKER
Zin:
and some smug guy
Sax:
HE IS GOING DOWN
Zin:
lol
Sax:
HE IS FUCKING
Sax:
GOING
Sax:
DOWN
Darth GW7:
I hate that guy already
DM:
In between them strides a tall figure garbed in blue
Darth GW7:
he has a face that makes you hate him instantly
DM:
Nallin's critical means he can hear the words he says from this distance
Darth GW7:
burn
Nallin:
http://i.imgur.com/PlUE9.png
Nallin:
dat grin
Sax:
just took a pic of it as well
Zin:
lol

???:
All is going according to plan. Tear down the walls of this place, find the crystal. Kill anyone in your way, be they mortal or traitors. And find me the duergar
Darth GW7:
HE MUST NOT FIND THE DUERGAR
Nallin:
protect the drgrer
Darth GW7:
Kill the duergar
Sax:
KILL IT
DM whispers: The smug bastard emenates raw magical power. Whatever he is he's a powerful outsider.
Darth GW7:
PROTECT THE EMPEROR
Darth GW7:
FOR THE EMPEROR
Sax:
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS

Aramil:
Mister Fuckface over there is kind of powerful, he just radiates arcanic energies
Sax:
i bet he loves dick
Sax:
ROBOT DICK
Sax:
AHAHAHA

Aramil:
I say we becareful of him

Pankas:
The smug bastard's face alone seems to radiate something... bad.

Relic:
Why, I say we charge him and let's get this over with.
Zin:
bullshit

Pankas:
Whatever he is, he's powerful. Very powerful.

Relic:
Our teamwork can break him!

Duergar Death Master:
It is done. What happens to us now, my enemies, is meaningless.

Aramil:
Me, Zin, Keyleth will be plowed if we go over there
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Aramil:
Well

Relic:
FUCKING BEEP BEEP BOOP

Aramil:
Zin already got his handed to him

Pankas:
Like someone else we know?
Sax:
stop changing my ownership

Aramil:
We're in no state to take this.... thing, on

Pankas:
He'll get better.

Aramil:
Hmm, ok fine

Aramil:
But im staying back

Pankas:
I think we should get back inside.

Aramil:
Ill try and cover with My missiles

Pankas:
We can regroup all the survivors and make a defensive position

Warmage Drendos:
If the gate has fallen, the fort shall stand no chance.

Pankas:
Whatever they're looking for will almost certainly be inside the fort itself, anyway.

Aramil:
That man said he was looking for the duergar
Zin:
are these dvils just standing here as we talk

Aramil:
I assume it's these two in front of us
Zin:
devils*
DM:
talking is a free action
DM:
:P

Pankas:
Well, maybe we should kill these kids before we do anything else?
Nallin:
Yeah they're having a quick smoke
Sax:
we can add it!
Sax:
oh
Sax:
forgot to whisper
Sax:
:V
DM:
don't worry, I'll copy and paste it
DM:
Sax whispers: ey bro. Can I use my robo dick as a retractable weapon? a 1d6 damage and constitution modifier for damage and attack roll?
Sax:
aww
Sax:
you know constitution

Aramil:
Ill do what I can from afar

Warmage Drendos:
Wrap this up quick. This is not good news.
DM:
Nallin it's your turn
Sax:
lets kill these guys and retreat?
darkreign:
kill these guys and go rape mr badass
Sax:
also, I think we will level up soon
Sax:
500xp is when you level up
DM:
yeah you will
Nallin:
MM brawler 2
DM:
k
Sax:
MAGIC MOTHERFUCKING MISSILE

Pankas:
I've got a score to settle with that joker on the platform.

Relic:
Yeah, we all do.
DM:
the brawler's attack sax
Sax:
ok

Pankas:
Yeah, well, I called shotgun.

Relic:
Well, I call the one who owns his ass.

Pankas:
Yeah, well, I call your bluff.
* DM rolls: d20 + 8 => 13 + 8 = 21

Relic:
SHUT THE FUCK UP PANKAS YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT
* DM rolls: d20 + 8 => 12 + 8 = 20
Darth GW7:
MODERN SWEARS
Darth GW7:
MODERNNNNNNN
Darth GW7:
SWEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
DM:
should I just add both attacks together?
Sax:
TRANSLATION
Sax:
no
Darth GW7:
I thought you were mute anyway
Sax:
since I get temp hp from each attack
Nallin:
Plow=Fuck
* DM rolls: 2d6 + 7 => 8 + 7 = 15
* DM rolls: d26 + 7 => 10 + 7 = 17
Darth GW7:
D8
Darth GW7:
d26?!
DM:
wait no
Sax:
what is a d26?
* DM rolls: 2d6 + 7 => 5 + 7 = 12
Darth GW7:
it's DM hax
DM:
12 + 15
Sax:
I remove 10
Nallin:
ljljnhldfngkjsdlk;f
DM:
17
Darth GW7:
don't tell me
Darth GW7:
aramil
Nallin:
nooooo
DM:
what
Sax:
7 temp hp left
DM:
ok
DM:
Darks turn
Nallin:
oh
Nallin:
its the brawlers on sax
Darth GW7:
wait
Nallin:
i was like
Nallin:
oh shit
Darth GW7:
shhh
darkreign:
hmmm
darkreign:
this is a new encounter from last one right?
DM:
yes
Sax:
yes
Darth GW7:
yes
darkreign:
can I hit the death master from where I am?
DM:
yeah
Darth GW7:
yeah
darkreign:
two fanged strike on his hairy ass then
Darth GW7:
pewpewp
DM:
you have 2 action points as well, btw
Nallin:
spend it all
Nallin:
kill everything
DM:
KILL RAPE MAIM DESTROY
DM:
sorry
DM:
continue
Sax:
KILL BURN MAIM
Darth GW7:
ok
* darkreign rolls: d20+7 => 19 + 7 = 26
Darth GW7:
nice
Zin:
mm
* darkreign rolls: d20+7 => 1 + 7 = 8
Darth GW7:
not so nice
Darth GW7:
LOL
DM:
And elven thingy's been used
DM:
damage roll
darkreign:
d10+5 right?
Sax:
yes
* darkreign rolls: d10+5 => 1 + 5 = 6
darkreign:
FUCK
Sax:
lol
Darth GW7:
wow dark
Darth GW7:
that's it
darkreign:
you guys jinxed me.
Darth GW7:
get all the 1s out
Sax:
thats what you get for not making him your quarry

Duergar Death Master:
What hope do you have? It is over. Hell has come.
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Pankas:
Gods, shut up already
DM:
I think

Relic:
Pfft. Yeah, shut up.
DM:
Hellbolt + Infernal Quills

Pankas:
uh, that is, the immortal guy shut up, not the gods. I'm cool with the gods.

Aramil:
Yeah that guy behind you was looking for you, the fuckface thing
Sax:
NO
Sax:
NO
Sax:
NO
Sax:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DM:
Noooooo
DM:
you're right

Keyleth:
Removing one more ugly thing is on my list of things to do before the world ends though!
Sax:
on who?
Sax:
the warmarger?
Sax:
mage*
DM:
Nah, you're all out of range
Sax:
um
Sax:
okey?
darkreign:
is he going to try to kill zin?
Sax:
i hope not
DM:
why would he
Sax:
because he is probably going to succeed if so
DM:
there are threats still standing
darkreign:
Because Zin can be a threat later if he lives.
darkreign:
First Rule of being a good villian: KILL THE FUCKER WHEN THEY'RE DOWN! NO SPEECHES NO COMPLICATED WAY!
Darth GW7:
not if he kills the rest of us
DM:
hm
Sax:
shouldn't he be pretty pissed at darth?
Sax:
for doing 23 damage to him?
DM:
I imagine
Darth GW7:
shut the FUCK UP sax
Sax:
wouldn't you be, I mean?
DM:
Hey Darth have some brimstone hail
Darth GW7:
no
Darth GW7:
no
Darth GW7:
no thanks
darkreign:
yes
darkreign:
yes
darkreign:
please
Sax:
he wants it
DM:
No really
DM:
I insist
Sax:
on his nuts
Darth GW7:
it's okay
Darth GW7:
sax can have it
Nallin:
wait how many turns has it been since we used arrows?
Darth GW7:
he needs it more than I do
DM:
1 turn
Sax:
nah, I dont like brimstone so much
* DM rolls: d20 + 9 => 5 + 9 = 14
DM:
vs Reflex
Darth GW7:
17 ref
DM:
heh
Darth GW7:
suck it
Sax:
inb4 action point
DM:
oh yes
Darth GW7:
SHUT THE FUCK UP SAX
DM:
action point
Sax:
solos usually have those
DM:
technically, elite, but whatever
Sax:
well yeah
Sax:
and darth
Sax:
i am just playing fair
Sax:
:3
Darth GW7:
no you're not
Darth GW7:
you're being unfair on me
DM:
the good news is now you're out of range Darth
Darth GW7:
yay
DM:
so Sax
* DM rolls: d20 + 9 => 14 + 9 = 23
Sax:
asdfshgrte
Darth GW7:
HUEHEUHEUEHUAHUHEEHu
DM:
vs Reflex
Sax:
hit
* DM rolls: d10 + 4 => 3 + 4 = 7
Darth GW7:
as if he had 24 reflex
Darth GW7:
lul
Sax:
i have 12 reflex
DM:
7 fire damage
Sax:
I AM A ROBOT
DM:
no more temp hp
Sax:

DM:
say bye bye to your lifeline
Darth GW7:
suck it
DM:
Darth? Your turn
Darth GW7:
desperate
Sax:
stealth
Sax:
then
Darth GW7:
desperate
Sax:
sly florishasdas
* Darth GW7 does a stealth check
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20+8 => 8 + 8 = 16
DM:
the death master and the scout can see you there
DM:
hiding
darkreign:
I just realized, I have a +10 to stealth
Sax:
even tho the -5 penalty?
DM:
shush
DM:
ok your hidden
Darth GW7:
okey
Sax:
HAH!
Sax:
see
Sax:
I play fair
Sax:
i helped you there
DM:
dark, do you do sneak damage?
Darth GW7:
shut the fuck up sax
Sax:
yes he does
Sax:
if he hits
Darth GW7:
I attack the scout bitch
DM:
dark, not darth
Sax:
ok
Sax:
dark doesn't
Darth GW7:
sky flourish as always
Sax:
unless he multiclassed
DM:
ah
DM:
ok
Sax:
then he can get it once per encounter
Sax:
same with quarry but otherway around
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20+5 => 6 + 5 = 11
Darth GW7:
FUCK
DM:
No luck buddy
Sax:
use action point
Sax:
you got 2
Darth GW7:
I do that
DM:
ok
DM:
what do you do?
Darth GW7:
Do I have to stealth again?
DM:
I'll go with no
Sax:
he can stealth as part of an action tho
Darth GW7:
the first bolt just flies over their heads
Darth GW7:
and they don't see it
Darth GW7:
:3
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20+5 => 7 + 5 = 12
Darth GW7:
OH FOR FUCK'S
DM:
...
DM:
MODERN SWEARS
Darth GW7:
wasn't IC
Sax:
stop sneaking so bad
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 11
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 12
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 20
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 14
Darth GW7:
..
Darth GW7:
FAHASKGHaklspgakdshglk;sadfgsad
DM:
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Sax:
you just wasted acrit
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 1
DM:
thanks, man
Darth GW7:
there
DM:
ha
Sax:
nice fucking job
DM:
was it worth it
Darth GW7:
yes
Darth GW7:
better to miss out on a crit than to fuck up with a miss
DM:
true
DM:
now what are you doing?
Darth GW7:
dying inside
Sax:
is he stealthed ?
DM:
no
DM:
well
DM:
the scout sees him
DM:
the others dont
Darth GW7:
Can I move?
Sax:
no
Darth GW7:
shut the FUCK UP SAX
DM:
up to 2 squares to keep stealth
Sax:
unless you spend your action point to do so
DM:
he hasnt used his move action yet
Sax:
well, he gets a -5 penalty to the stealth check if he moves more than 2 squares
DM:
yeah
Darth GW7:
that's 2 squares
Darth GW7:
I'm in cover again :3
DM:
-2 to hit
DM:
what are you gonna do?
Darth GW7:
I already used both my attacks
Darth GW7:
:v
DM:
ah
Darth GW7:
This is more to stop them hitting me
Darth GW7:
They get penalties to hit now right?
DM:
yes
darkreign:
get your own damn cover darth
Darth GW7:
precisssssely
Darth GW7:
also
Darth GW7:
I was here first
Darth GW7:
bitch
darkreign:
what if they're strong enough to blow up the cover?
DM:
:D
* DM rolls: d20 + 12 => 18 + 12 = 30
Darth GW7:
SHUT THE FUCK UP DARK
* DM rolls: 2d6 + 6 => 7 + 6 = 13
DM:
Alright, zin
Sax:
http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1132139
* Zin rolls: 1d20 => 4
Sax:
THAT IS SOOO AWESOME
Darth GW7:
Ikr
Sax:
1 death fail
Zin:
GREAT
Darth GW7:
But I don't like fighting games
Sax:
it still is awesome tho
Darth GW7:
I'm more hyped for PWxPL
Sax:
the crossover?
Darth GW7:
yarp
Sax:
coolio
* DM rolls: d20 + 9 => 16 + 9 = 25
DM:
Darth
DM:
what's your AC + 2?
DM:
Less than 25?
Sax:
19
DM:
THought so
Sax:
18 even
Darth GW7:
yes
Darth GW7:
it's less than 25
* DM rolls: d8 + 4 => 6 + 4 = 10
Darth GW7:
holy shit
Darth GW7:
wait
Sax:
you guys are weak
DM:
The Scout shoots you. Take 10 fire damage
Darth GW7:
did you put on the penalty
Darth GW7:
for me being in cover
Sax:
yes
DM:
added it to your AC
Darth GW7:
no you didn't
Darth GW7:
you better re-roll
Darth GW7:
:3
Sax:
no
DM:
ADDED IT TO YOUR AC
DM:
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP
Sax:
DM: Darth DM: what's your AC + 2?
Darth GW7:

DM:
MUHAHA
DM:
cough
DM:
Sax, you're turn
Sax:
bend over
Sax:
I smack brawler 2
Sax:
with crushing surge
* Sax rolls: 1d20+5 => 19 + 5 = 24
* Sax rolls: 1d10+3 => 9 + 3 = 12
Zin:
nice
DM:
nice
DM:
Brawler 2 is now giblets
DM:
Tarry giblets
DM:
MMM
DM:
The forces of the new arrival begin to spread out
DM:
Nallin, your turn

Pankas:
Ungh... You'll.. pay for that...
DM:
Nallin?
Sax:
I have to take a shower soon
DM:
k
Darth GW7:
Why do you have to take a shower at a specific time :v
Sax:
before my mother goes to bed
Darth GW7:
oh
Sax:
the bedroom with the shower is just next to her bedroom
DM:
you have a shower in a bedroom?
Nallin:
sorry
DM:
alright
Darth GW7:
bitch, Imma good neighbour
Nallin:
kk
Sax:
gotta take a shower
Sax:
now
DM:
k
Nallin:
mm on the death master
DM:
it'll be ages till Sax's turn anyway
DM:
ok
Nallin:
and
Sax:
if my turn pop ups. Just do my at-will, crushing surge, save up temp hp and stay in melee range
Nallin:
i can doa minor action right
Nallin:
?
DM:
yes
DM:
and you have 2 action points. Action points reset at a long rest, btw
Darth GW7:
What, as in, go back to 1?
DM:
yes
Nallin:
just gonna summon my mage hand for the hell of it
Nallin:
and then ill move
DM:
ok
Darth GW7:
Can you pick someone up with it

Duergar Death Master:
What is this? A missile and a hand? What kind of mage are you?
Nallin:
up to 20 pounds
Darth GW7:
is that heavy
DM:
The brawler attacks Sax
DM:
also no
* DM rolls: d20 + 8 => 15 + 8 = 23
* DM rolls: 2d6 + 7 => 9 + 7 = 16
DM:
Sax takes 16 fire damage. - 5 Presumably
DM:
dark? you're up
Darth GW7:
How does his damage work
Darth GW7:
also
Darth GW7:
has key taken absolutely no damage whatsoever
DM:
key has 5 health at this point
Nallin:
key was down to 5
Darth GW7:
oh
Nallin:
yeah
Darth GW7:
So we're all in trouble
Darth GW7:
p. much
Nallin:
except for the warger
Darth GW7:
fuck him
Nallin:
war mage*
Darth GW7:
oh
Darth GW7:
thought you meant sax
DM:
dark? you there?
darkreign:
yeah
darkreign:
basic ranged death master
darkreign:
d20+7 right?
* darkreign rolls: d20+7 => 15 + 7 = 22
Darth GW7:
Why basic ranged
Darth GW7:
why not careful strike
DM:
it hits either wy
DM:
way
Darth GW7:
okey
DM:
roll for damage
* darkreign rolls: d10+5 => 10 + 5 = 15
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Only ???'s owners can impersonate or run macros on it.
DM:
Nice
darkreign:
My luck has turned around

Duergar Death Master:
Like gnats, stinging away. I will see to you myself, mortals
darkreign:
YAY! I pissed off the death master
* DM rolls: d6 => 2
DM:
good to know
Darth GW7:
he's rolling random D6s
Darth GW7:
this does not bode well
DM:
he has a recharge ability
DM:
it didn't recharge
* DM rolls: d20 + 9 => 11 + 9 = 20
DM:
dark
DM:
vs Reflex
Darth GW7:
16 ref
Darth GW7:
he be screwed
Darth GW7:

darkreign:
guess cover doesn't help me at all?
DM:
+2
Darth GW7:
that would make it 18
DM:
18 reflex
DM:
still no luck
* DM rolls: d10 + 4 => 8 + 4 = 12
darkreign:
oooooh
DM:
12 fire damage
DM:
- 7 health
DM:
Darth
Darth GW7:
que?
DM:
your turn
Darth GW7:
desperate
Darth GW7:
desperate
Darth GW7:
Alright, stealth check again I guess?
DM:
sure
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20+8 => 14 + 8 = 22
DM:
you are hidden
darkreign:
shoot him in the ass pankas
Darth GW7:
Alright
Darth GW7:
I move out again so I don't get a penalty
DM:
ok
Darth GW7:
Who shall I target dark
Darth GW7:
Can I see if one's more bloodied than the other
darkreign:
death master
darkreign:
for hurting me
DM:
the death master is more injured, percentage wise, than the scout
darkreign:
he can't possibly have much health left
DM:
heh
Darth GW7:
oh man
DM:
neither are bloodied
Darth GW7:
...WHAT
Darth GW7:
that's it
Darth GW7:
we're screwed
DM:
how
darkreign:
SHOOT HIS ASS YOU PUSSY
DM:
you have resources, use them
Darth GW7:
ALRIGHT
Darth GW7:
TRICK STRIKE ON THE DEATH MASTER
Darth GW7:
THIS IS MY DAILY POWER SO THIS BETTER FUCKING WORK
DM:
on you go
* Pankas takes careful aim down his crossbow
* Pankas prepares to take the shot
DM:
+2 for stealth

Pankas:
Go back to hell... ass.
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20+7 => 2 + 7 = 9
DM:
..
* Pankas dies
DM:
...
* Pankas sweats as the shot goes wide
DM:
you do still have an action point, don't you?
Darth GW7:
will you be nice to me
Darth GW7:
and let me use my daily power again
DM:
no
Darth GW7:
if I do use my AP
Darth GW7:
;-;
Darth GW7:
okay
Darth GW7:
using my AP
Darth GW7:
...
Darth GW7:
Can I pray?
Darth GW7:
ICly
DM:
yes
Darth GW7:
can you guarantee it will do anything?
Darth GW7:
let me guess
DM:
no
* Pankas takes aim once more, praying deeply to Aasterinian that luck will swing his way... Just this one shot...
Darth GW7:
Sky flourish
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20+7 => 6 + 7 = 13
DM:
your god hates you
DM:
she is a cruel dragon god
Darth GW7:
she is indeed
Zin:
I have to go soon gus
* Pankas sags
DM:
how soon?
Darth GW7:
who's gus
Zin:
guys*
Darth GW7:
hue
* DM rolls: d20 + 12 => 17 + 12 = 29
Sax:
bac
Sax:
k
Darth GW7:
sax
Darth GW7:
I failed
Darth GW7:
twice
Darth GW7:
again
* DM rolls: 2d6 + 6 => 7 + 6 = 13
Sax:
wut?
darkreign:
wtf
Darth GW7:
used my daily
DM:
he used his daily
Darth GW7:
missed
Darth GW7:
used AP
Zin:
he missed his daily
Darth GW7:
missed again
DM:
and he failed
DM:
and he is bad
darkreign:
my english homework is such bullshit
DM:
ah?
Darth GW7:
I even fucking prayed to my god for good luck
Darth GW7:

Sax:
did I take any damage?
DM:
no
Sax:
ok
DM:
also, dark's down
Sax:
ok
Darth GW7:
Who took 13 damage
DM:
dark, how is the homework bullshit?
Darth GW7:
just now
Sax:
is it my turn?
DM:
the brawler
DM:
no
Darth GW7:
oh

Duergar Scout:
I see you there, little one
Zin:
he is over 6 feet tall
Sax:
inb4 quills
DM:
not close enough
Sax:
move closer
DM:
and he's used it and didn't get to rest between encounters
Sax:
oh
* DM rolls: d20 + 9 => 8 + 9 = 17
DM:
vs AC
Sax:
haha
Sax:
hits him with 1 over
DM:
with cover
Sax:
he doesn't have cover
DM:
no? I thought we had agreed on that?
DM:
oh well
darkreign:
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
darkreign:
ARE YOU SERIOUS
DM:
hm?
Darth GW7:
what
darkreign:
Im going to end up with a 66 on this assignment because its fucking bullshit
DM:
what's wrong with it
* DM rolls: d8 + 4 => 3 + 4 = 7
DM:
take that much damage dark
darkreign:
wut
DM:
darth
Darth GW7:
dark or darth
DM:
not dark
darkreign:
Im deader now?
DM:
sorry
Darth GW7:
I'm dead
DM:
DYING
DM:
gah
Nallin:
ok
Zin:
we need divine intervention I tell you what
Sax:
me
Sax:
no
Nallin:
ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!
Darth GW7:
I did say that we're fucked
Sax:
I am going bad ass time
DM:
Suddenly bahamut appears
Darth GW7:
I did kind of pray just now
Darth GW7:
:3
DM:
it didn't help
Darth GW7:
shut the fuck up DM
Darth GW7:
it might help
Sax:
bahamut is the strongest stated god so far
DM:
sax, your turn
Sax:
is zin stabilized?
DM:
no
Sax:
how many death fails?
DM:
1
Sax:
ok
DM:
oh yeah zin
DM:
make a saving throw
DM:
forgot
Sax:
I will try to make him use a healing surge, therefor spending his second wind
DM:
thanks for reminding
* Zin rolls: 1d20 => 1
Sax:
ha
Zin:
HAH
Sax:
well how about that
DM:
ah well
Sax:
did he die?
DM:
what's your alignment again?
Zin:
motherfucker
Zin:
nuetral good
Sax:
same as mine
DM:
ah well
DM:
nah, he didn't die
DM:
just slipped further
Zin:
but thats a critical fail
Sax:
he should make an another death save because of the crit fail
DM:
alright
DM:
make another death save
* Zin rolls: 1d20 => 19
Sax:
lucky
DM:
mhm
Sax:
if it was a 20 you would've spent a healing surge
DM:
right, Sax, what did you do to Zin?
Sax:
nothing .vb
Sax:
:v
DM:
k
Sax:
my character is filled with rage
Sax:
so
Sax:
lets smack 'em
Nallin:
WAIT PANKAS IS DEAD TOO?
DM:
dying
DM:
gah
Sax:
I do crushing surge
Zin:
we all got fucked up b this digger
Sax:
on the death master
DM:
k
* Sax rolls: 1d20+5 => 2 + 5 = 7
Sax:
dammit
DM:
haha no
DM:
Nallin?
Nallin:
my turn?

Relic:
Aramil, help me!
DM:
yeah

Relic:
ASDASFGASEA
Nallin:
ff
* Relic is in berserk mode
Nallin:
ok

Duergar Death Master:
Accept the inevitable.

Relic:
NO, PLOW YOURSELF BACK TO THE HELLS YOU CAME FROM!
DM:
you should still have one remaining action point, nallin
Nallin:
hmm
Sax:
use it for 2 MMs
Nallin:
ok
Sax:
14 damage on him
Nallin:
so 2 mms it is
darkreign:
use it to rape him
darkreign:
USE IT TO RAPE HIM
* Pankas is still barely conscious, watching the fight continue while trying to keep his organs INSIDE his body where they belong
darkreign:
He'll be so scared that he'll run back home and spread that the party coming to kill them are rapists
DM:
good news, he's bloodied
Zin:
what did pankas get hit with?
DM:
the scout
Darth GW7:
magic
Darth GW7:
*snort snort*
darkreign:
pankas is being a pussy
DM:
dark
darkreign:
keyleth has -7 and he only has -5
darkreign:
yesh
DM:
make a saving throw
Darth GW7:
dark you died before I did
DM:
against dying
* darkreign rolls: d20 => 18
DM:
alright

Duergar Death Master:
Why do you persist?
* DM rolls: d6 => 1
DM:
heh

Relic:
BECAUSE I AM THE WARFORGED RELIC, AND I AM GOING TO PLOW YOUR SHIT UP
Darth GW7:
MODERN SWEARS
Darth GW7:
MODERNNNN
Darth GW7:
SWEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
* DM rolls: d20 + 10 => 8 + 10 = 18
DM:
vs AC
Sax:
what is modern?
Sax:
againt me?
Sax:
miss if so
* Darth GW7 anyeurism
Nallin:
shit has been around
Nallin:
i think
DM:
ok
DM:
make an attack of opportunity, sax
Sax:
ok
Sax:
he is marked
* Sax rolls: 1d20+5 => 12 + 5 = 17
DM:
nope
Sax:

DM:
the good news is this
DM:
QUILLS
Sax:
that was his quills?
DM:
no
DM:
this is
* DM rolls: d20 + 10 => 1 + 10 = 11
Sax:
AHAH
DM:
and never mind
Sax:
CRIT FAIL
Sax:
he should be prone
Darth GW7:
he stabs himself with his quills
DM:
btw, the arrows have recharged
DM:
ok
* DM rolls: d8 + 3 => 8 + 3 = 11
Sax:
prone!
DM:
no just damage
Sax:

Sax:
and the ongoing
Sax:
olololol
* DM rolls: d20 - 2 => 12 - 2 = 10
DM:
and no ongoing damage
Sax:
okk
DM:
also
DM:
he resists some of the poison
Sax:
i know
Sax:
thats why i didnt want him to attack himself
Sax:
i wanted him prone :C
DM:
darth
Darth GW7:
yes
Darth GW7:
I'm dead
DM:
make a saving throw
Darth GW7:
hello
DM:
DYING
Darth GW7:
What's that?
DM:
GAH
Sax:
inb4 crit fail
DM:
roll a d20
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20 => 10
Darth GW7:
bang in the middle
DM:
... just
DM:
ok
Darth GW7:
keyleth on the left
Darth GW7:
relic on the right
Darth GW7:
and me banging in the middle
DM:
no
DM:
ha
DM:
I just realised I overlooked one of the mage's powers
Sax:
if it's lightning bolt or whatever its name is
Sax:
i am pissed
* DM rolls: d20 + 10 => 17 + 10 = 27
DM:
he
DM:
hehe
Darth GW7:
hehehehe
Zin:
oh man
Darth GW7:
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Darth GW7:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH
Darth GW7:
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sax:
HEUHEHEUHEUHEHEHEHEHUEUHEHUEUHEHU
DM:
The Scout is now a tiny little kitten
Darth GW7:
hHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHhahahAHAHHAHahwhat
Sax:
WHAT
DM:
It can't attack
Nallin:
polymorph?
DM:
wait
Zin:
relic, step on the kitten
* DM rolls: d20 + 10 => 2 + 10 = 12
DM:
Ah
DM:
disregard that
Sax:
wat
DM:
he does still have an attack then
DM:
since the second roll would have retroactively invalidated the first
* DM rolls: d20 + 12 => 5 + 12 = 17
DM:
right
DM:
Zin
DM:
your turn
Sax:
INB4 he dies
DM:
yeah
DM:
...yeah
Nallin:
hes at 2?
Darth GW7:
yeah
* Zin rolls: 1d20 => 17
DM:
good
Nallin:
oh good
DM:
voila
darkreign:
if I roll a 20 that death master is the first thing thats going on my list of things to fuck up
Sax:
heh
* DM rolls: d20 + 8 => 7 + 8 = 15
DM:
vs AC sax
DM:
miss?
Sax:
u suck
Sax:
19
DM:
your turn then
Sax:
if you mouse over my token ytou can see my ac
DM:
aaah
DM:
have you used your daily?
Sax:
yes
DM:
but not your encounter
Sax:
yup
Sax:
so
Sax:
I use bellringer on the death master
* Sax rolls: 1d20+5 => 15 + 5 = 20
Sax:
YES
Sax:
PLEASE
DM:
hehe
Sax:
against fortitude
DM:
yes
* Nallin rolls: d20+1 => 4 + 1 = 5
Nallin:
whoops
Sax:
He is dazed until end of my next turn
Sax:
which means he gives combat advantage
Sax:
and can only do ONE action per turn, no matter what it is
Sax:
he also takes 5 damage
DM:
ok
Sax:
and I get tem hp
DM:
Nallin?
Nallin:
yar
DM:
go
DM:
do magic
Sax:
MM
Sax:
on the death master
Sax:
it is sure to hit
Nallin:
yar
DM:
why not icy terrain?
Nallin:
mm on death master it is
Nallin:
i could
DM:
have you forgotten its existence?
Nallin:
hmm i was thinking icy terrain or moving in for thunder blast
Sax:
thunder blast will hurt me
DM:
icy terrain deals damage and knocks prone, yes?
DM:
and it has a range of 10 or something, yeah?
Sax:
yeah
DM:
k
Sax:
it's an area burst 1 within 10
Sax:
yes
Sax:
do it there
* Nallin rolls: d20+5 => 5 + 5 = 10
Nallin:
fffffff
Sax:
against the scout?
Nallin:
oh wait
Nallin:
no that was for the death master
* Nallin rolls: d20+5 => 11 + 5 = 16
Nallin:
thats scout
DM:
yup it hits
Nallin:
th scout?
DM:
yes
* Nallin rolls: d6+5 => 1 + 5 = 6
Nallin:
im pro
DM:
alright
DM:
dark make a save
Nallin:
how do i get rid of these blast templates
darkreign:
hold up
DM:
k
darkreign:
I need to make sure I roll a 20, I must smack my computer until 20 is the only number it knows
DM:
k
* darkreign rolls: d20 => 4
darkreign:
FUCK
Darth GW7:
lol
Nallin:
thats 2 for dark?
DM:
go towards the light, dark
darkreign:
im going to die out here
DM:
no thats 1
Nallin:
ok
DM:
say Sax
DM:
how's your will save looking?
Sax:
um
Sax:
low
Sax:
13
Sax:
11
Sax:
ven
Sax:
even
DM:
oh well
DM:
sax
* DM rolls: d20 + 9 => 1 + 9 = 10
Sax:
yeah?
Sax:
HAH
DM:
...
Sax:
!!!!
Sax:
1
DM:
...
DM:
:D
Sax:
the only way it could've failed
Sax:
so owned
Darth GW7:
wow
Darth GW7:
that's
Darth GW7:
wow
* DM rolls: d20 + 9 => 4 + 9 = 13
Darth GW7:
why can't I get luck like that
* DM rolls: d20 + 9 => 14 + 9 = 23
DM:
...
DM:
heh
Darth GW7:
...
Darth GW7:
shit
Sax:
he missed
Sax:
and thats that
DM:
oh no
DM:
he hit someone
DM:
just not you
Darth GW7:
...
DM:
...or the mage
Sax:
oh
Darth GW7:
..........
Darth GW7:
nallin?
Nallin:
fffff
Sax:
so he missed me
Sax:
and hit others?
DM:
sorry Darth, but 'twas not you who slew the beast
Darth GW7:
..........what?
* DM rolls: 3d6 + 4 => 5 + 4 = 9
DM:
huh
Nallin:
waht just happened?
DM:
it was a blast
DM:
it hit the scout
DM:
wait wait
DM:
ha, shit
DM:
alright
Darth GW7:
wait
Darth GW7:
did our mage just
Darth GW7:
own
DM:
zin and dark
Sax:
apparently
DM:
sorry bout this
* DM rolls: d20 + 9 => 13 + 9 = 22
* DM rolls: d20 + 9 => 2 + 9 = 11
DM:
dark
Sax:
they are unconcious
Sax:
-5 to all defenses
DM:
hm
Sax:
and combat advantage :v
Darth GW7:
where is this going
DM:
both of you take 9 more damage
Darth GW7:
I'm
Darth GW7:
...
Darth GW7:
what
Darth GW7:
what
Darth GW7:
WHAT
Darth GW7:
they're
Darth GW7:
both
Zin:
me?
Darth GW7:
dead
darkreign:
zin is alive
Darth GW7:
no
Darth GW7:
-10hp
darkreign:
but me...
Darth GW7:
=
Darth GW7:
dead
DM:
...
Sax:
no
darkreign:
its half of your max hp
Sax:
its negative half his hp
Darth GW7:
oh
DM:
yeah
darkreign:
basically the bloodied equivalent but in negative
Darth GW7:
player's handbook says different
Sax:
but dark died
Zin:
im -10 lol
darkreign:
Death: When you take damage that reduces your current hit points to your bloodied value expressed as a negative number, your character dies.
DM:
darth make a saving throw
Darth GW7:
oh
darkreign:
Copied right from the handbook
Darth GW7:
maybe I'm just being dumb
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 6
Darth GW7:
shit
Sax:
how many fails?
Darth GW7:
1
DM:
this is going swimmingly
DM:
1
DM:
mage's turn
darkreign:
no you guys must ressurect me.
Darth GW7:
wait
Sax:
lolno
Darth GW7:
I get +1 to saving throws
Darth GW7:
not that it changes anything
Darth GW7:
just don't let me forget
Sax:
I have raven queen
Sax:
:3
Darth GW7:
Human Perseverance
DM:
...
DM:
Dark
DM:
key didn't woship a god, did she?
Sax:
apparently not
darkreign:
nope
Darth GW7:
godless pig
Darth GW7:
D:
Darth GW7:
D:{
DM:
ah
DM:
that complicates things just a little bit
DM:
We'll get to that in the future
darkreign:
I could never find anything on elven gods
Darth GW7:
oh god
darkreign:
which is why I never gave her a deity
Darth GW7:
at least she was good
DM:
yeah
Darth GW7:
that will make things a little easier in the future
Sax:
Corelean is a elven god
DM:
thank god this isn't forgotten realms
Sax:
the god of magic and shit
* DM rolls: d20 + 10 => 6 + 10 = 16
* DM rolls: d20 + 10 => 13 + 10 = 23
* DM rolls: 2d10 + 6 => 16 + 6 = 22
DM:
alrighty
Sax:
what is happening?
DM:
Sax?
Sax:
yes?
DM:
I think the scout is rather...
DM:
unable to act
Sax:
dead?
DM:
your turn
Darth GW7:
desperate
Darth GW7:
desperate
Darth GW7:
desperate
Sax:
I smack the deathmaster
DM:
that was the mage's spell btw
DM:
ok
Darth GW7:
the sound they'll make rattling their cage will serve as a warning to their electronic old men
* Sax rolls: 1d20+5 => 1 + 5 = 6

Duergar Death Master:
...this is not how it was promised.
Sax:
oh fuck
DM:
Nallin?
Nallin:
ok

Duergar Death Master:
Where are you, my lord?
Nallin:
mm death master
Nallin:
oh wait and arrows?

Relic:
He is ignoring you, looking like a smug motherfucker

???:
RIGHT HERE DARLING
Zin:
lol
Nallin:
darling?
Nallin:
Darling?!?
Nallin:
DARLING?!?!?!?!?
Darth GW7:
don't be revolting darling
DM:
this has gone off the rails a wee bit
Nallin:
asdbhashdsajkdhjsahdsajk
DM:
ok
Darth GW7:
better than railroading
Darth GW7:
:3
Sax:
MM it
Nallin:
yeah mm death master
DM:
the death master falls to his knees. His skin starts to flake away, his body falling into dust
DM:
The death master is
DM:
dead
DM:
Huh
Zin:
fucking finally
DM:
Darth make a saving throw
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 3
Darth GW7:
+2
DM:
5
Darth GW7:
*1
DM:
still a failure
Darth GW7:
4
Darth GW7:
2 fails
Darth GW7:
oh shit oh shit we are gonna be poor
DM:
sax, I'll let you take your turn before the mage if you want
Sax:
yay
Sax:
i will do that
Sax:
I SMACK THAT BITCH WITH MY HAMMER, CRUSHING SURGE
DM:
you have + 4 to attack roll
Sax:
30 temp hp!!!
Darth GW7:
I can almost hear the music from Left 4 Dead
Darth GW7:
that plays when you're incapacitated
Darth GW7:
and almost dead
* Sax rolls: 1d20+5+4 => 12 + 5 + 4 = 21
DM:
you hit
Sax:
any bonus to damage?
DM:
I don't think so
* Sax rolls: 1d10 +3 => 10 + 3 = 13
Sax:
max damage likle a boss
Zin:
ooh
DM:
the warhammer decapitates him
DM:
somehow
DM:
because fuck logic
Sax:
i agree
Sax:
so cool
DM:
um, everyone who's dying is up again now, yes?
Sax:
if end of combat
DM:
yeah
Sax:
but i dont want that
Sax:
I have 30 temp hp
Sax:
I will loose them if it ends :c
DM:
... everyone make arcana and religion checks to identify the mounted creatures
Darth GW7:
Wait
Darth GW7:
So
Darth GW7:
we got better?
You have disconnected.
Zin has connected.
Sax has connected.
DM has connected.
darkreign has connected.
Nallin has connected.
DM:
religion went well, let's go with that
Darth GW7:
internet again
Darth GW7:
what did I miss
Nallin:
religion and arcana checks
Zin:
nallin made a good religion check
Darth GW7:
for some reason the map is made of grass for me
DM:
* Nallin rolls: d20 + 12 => 2 + 12 = 14 * Nallin rolls: d20 + 10 => 15 + 10 = 25 Nallin: first was arcana DM: which was which? DM: ok Nallin: second was religion darkreign: what happened to darth?
Darth GW7:
wtf
DM:
wrong map
Darth GW7:
no
Darth GW7:
I
DM:
go to fortress?
Darth GW7:
I'm on the right map
Darth GW7:
It's just grass
DM:
hm
darkreign:
go to select map
Darth GW7:
I see all the characters
Darth GW7:
And everything
DM:
huh
Darth GW7:
just no textures for the map itself
DM:
regardless
Darth GW7:
one sec
You have disconnected.
Zin has connected.
Sax has connected.
DM has connected.
darkreign has connected.
Nallin has connected.
DM:
better?
Darth GW7:
why is there a giant jew zin on the grassland
DM:
what
Nallin:
wrong map
Zin:
lol
Darth GW7:
also no, not better
darkreign:
you are on the wrong map...
Darth GW7:
I'm not
DM:
ignore it for now
Nallin:
top right corner
DM:
we can move on
Darth GW7:
let me restart maptools
darkreign:
DARTH
Zin:
please lets move on
darkreign:
WAIT
DM:
no
DM:
no need
Zin:
it doesnt matter
darkreign:
Click on select map
Darth GW7:
fine
DM:
we're nearly done
Darth GW7:
I'M
Darth GW7:
ON
Darth GW7:
THE
Darth GW7:
RIGHT
Darth GW7:
MAP
DM:
right
DM:
These are Narzugons, or hell knights, riding on the backs of Nightmares. Narzugons tend to act as the main calvary of the infernal forces, and are often seen commanding strike teams of lesser devils.
DM:
You can make another Arcana or Religion check to try and identify the smug dude, btw
* Nallin rolls: d20 + 12 => 18 + 12 = 30
Nallin:
aracana
DM:
k
Nallin:
arcana*
DM:
do a religion one too, anyway
* Nallin rolls: d20 + 10 => 2 + 10 = 12
DM:
k
Sax:
also
Sax:
XP!
DM:
XP!
Darth GW7:
XD
DM:
I think
DM:
350 each
Nallin:
so 850
* Nallin rolls: yeah => Invalid expression: yeah.
Darth GW7:
wat
Sax:
so how much xp do we got total?
Zin:
850
Sax:
per person?
DM:
that's the total you should have
Sax:
ok
Zin:
OK I have to go now
DM:
alright
DM:
one minute?
Zin:
ok sure

Aramil:
So that guy

Aramil:
I recognize what he is

Aramil:
His energies

Aramil:
He's an Archdevil
Darth GW7:
Well that's... great.
Darth GW7:
wait

Pankas:
Well that's... great.
DM:
heh
Darth GW7:
What's my HP now?

Aramil:
I say we need to be careful

Aramil:
He's probably the one commanding this battle

Pankas:
No... kidding.
DM:
Wrapping it up?
Darth GW7:
What's my HP
DM:
ehm
DM:
well, you can use healing surges
Darth GW7:
okay
Darth GW7:
I do that
DM:
4 will restore you to full health
Zin:
what about me
Zin:
4 still?
Darth GW7:
Alright, used four surges
Sax:
also, cant we get 150 more xp per person, pretty please :3?

Pankas:
So... We planning to charge in headfirst?
DM:
no
Sax:
because of no loot :3?
DM:
wait till we've finished what amounts to a quest

Aramil:
If you want to get yourself killed, be my guest
Sax:
well we need to long rest now
Zin:
how many surges do I need to use?

Pankas:
I don't really plan to be lying in a puddle of me.

Pankas:
again.

Warmage Drendos:
If that's an archdevil, we're completely doomed. We can't let him get what he came for.

Aramil:
And, what do you think he's come for?

Pankas:
...Those two sentences don't really go together.

Pankas:
How can we stop him if, as you say, we're doomed?

Relic:
Well, what can we do against an archdevil?

Warmage Drendos:
I... I need you to take something with you. Away from here. To a friend.

Relic:
Sure

Warmage Drendos:
You've done more than enough by saving me, but this is just one more thing.

Pankas:
We owe you as much as you owe us, my friend.
* Relic opens his chest. A space for small things is there.

Warmage Drendos:
To the fort then. And with haste. This battle looks to be going to hell.

Relic:
I thought you was going to give us something..

Pankas:
It's obviously inside, genius.

Warmage Drendos:
Indeed.
* Relic reflects on this.
* Relic closes hischest as a response.

Warmage Drendos:
This is no time for reflection

Pankas:
Yes, let's hurry, before danger catches up again.

Relic:
lets go!
DM:
THat's a good place to end, yeah?
Darth GW7:
Great place to end
Sax:
I guess
Sax:
but I want more ;p
Darth GW7:
that's the thing about D&D
Nallin:
save?
Darth GW7:
it's like sex
Darth GW7:
for people who can't get sex
DM:
I have a lot of stuff to do for next session
Sax:
saved
DM:
backed up
Darth GW7:
When will we meet again
Sax:
SOON
Sax:
i hope
Zin:
I can do mon-thurs
Darth GW7:
Weekends?
DM:
ayup
Zin:
monda is the soonest
DM:
no weekends
Darth GW7:
okey
Darth GW7:
monday is fine
DM:
too soon
Darth GW7:
okey
DM:
Like I said, a lot of preparation
Darth GW7:
tuesday?
Zin:
wednesday?
Darth GW7:
thursday?
DM:
what about monday?
Darth GW7:
what
Zin:
._.
Darth GW7:
Darth GW7: monday is fine DM: too soon
Zin:
okay then
DM:
oh
DM:
I meant the weekends
Darth GW7:
:|
DM:
sorry
Nallin:
Oh
DM:
Monday works
Darth GW7:
>:|
Nallin:
i cant monday
Darth GW7:
:C
DM:
ah
Darth GW7:
tuesday?
Zin:
tuesday
DM:
Tuesday?
Nallin:
Well
Darth GW7:
well?
DM:
Well?
Darth GW7:
WELL?!
Nallin:
wait how early can you guys do it
Darth GW7:
how early can you guys do it?!
Darth GW7:
GMT?
DM:
from 3pm GMT onwards
Sax:
dunno
Darth GW7:
4.30-5 GMT onwards
Sax:
4-5 GMT+1 (swedish time)
Sax:
PM
Zin:
okay
Zin:
so maybe tuesday
Nallin:
ok i can play from
Nallin:
2pm gmt to 7pm depending on how you guys start
DM:
what day? days?
Darth GW7:
That would be like 2 hours
Darth GW7:
:C
Nallin:
monday, tuesday ium free anytime
DM:
I can wait till Tuesday
Zin:
alright
Zin:
tuesday
Nallin:
ok
Darth GW7:
Tuesday
Sax:
Tuesday it is then
Darth GW7:
can't come soon enough :3
Zin:
see you guys then
DM:
heh
Nallin:
peace
DM:
adios
Darth GW7:
See you then
Sax:
i want my warden here
Zin is disconnected.
DM:
time for some maps and research
Sax:
lvl 7
Nallin is disconnected.
DM:
alrighty
Sax:
my warden literally can fuck shit up for the enemies
Darth GW7:
hey you know when I prayed
Sax:
making them
Sax:
ALL
Darth GW7:
would it be possible to make that do shit
Sax:
PRONE
Darth GW7:
later in the campaign maybe
Sax:
if you are divine
Darth GW7:
when we start to get recognised
Darth GW7:
ie. level up
DM:
once you're higher level and actually in the planes
DM:
yes
DM:
it makes sense in context
Darth GW7:
sweet
Sax:
Divine rogue
Darth GW7:
Because gods always seem to be irrelevant
Darth GW7:
Not divine
Sax:
you become a avenger
Darth GW7:
I worship Aasterinian
DM:
I'll explain this when we're all together again
Darth GW7:
She's basically a god of change
Sax:
saved the map
DM:
alright
Sax:
closing amptools
Sax:
map
Darth GW7:
alright
Darth GW7:
bye then guys
DM is disconnected.