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Deadmeat Chronicles: Bed Time

Mar 23rd, 2013
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  1. >You are a rich bitch and you are walking through your house.
  2. >You have just hired a replacement for Charles.
  3. >He starts tomorrow.
  4. >But for tonight you are finding yourself doing actual labor.
  5. >Fucking shit is normally beneath you but these are fluffies so you don’t mind.
  6. >You are leading the herd to the sleep room.
  7. >”Mommeh!Awexandeh hewp mommeh!”
  8. >Alexander is helping you get the fluffies together.
  9. >He is such a good fluffy.
  10. >When Princess Princess got hurt the other day he was the first to run up and try to cheer you up.
  11. >He is always running around want to hug you and wanting to help.
  12. >You have no idea why Sir William Reginald doesn’t seem to get along with him.
  13. >You hate to keep the maroon fluffy locked up but right now he needs to be separated from the rest of the fluffies.
  14. > You might have to reset him after all…
  15. >No! Put that thought out of your mind.
  16. >Sir William Reginald is abrasive but even he has helped out in the past.
  17. >He is not a lost cause.
  18. >But you do need to figure out how your alicorn fluffy keeps getting in his safe room.
  19. >You just don’t get it, if he is supposed to hate smarties, why does he play with Princess Princess?
  20. >Oh well, worry about that later.
  21. >Time to coral these little guys in for the night.
  22. >”Ok babies, time for beddie bye! Everyone into the safe room.”
  23. >The fluffies go running into the room in a disorganized mob.
  24. >They are giggling and laughing.
  25. >”Awexandeh hewp mommeh! Make gud smawty!”
  26. >You see the light blue unicorn fluffy with a red mane run into the herd.
  27. >You quickly lose him.
  28. >You smile shooing the smiling balls of love into their room.
  29. >You have the pet beds and blankets spread about, plenty for all.
  30. >They run and jump about.
  31. >Some of the poor things are so tuckered out they fall to the floor sleeping where they are.
  32. >You step through the room and stand next to the windows.
  33. >Quiet.
  34. >Now they won’t be scared at night.
  35. >You walk back out looking back seeing the fluffies giggling and playing.
  36. >You wish everything could be just like they are.
  37. >”Good night babies.”
  38. >You flick of the light and close the door.
  39. >”Whewe wite go?”, “Why dawk?”, “Zzzzz… coooo….”, “Fwuffy haf bwankie!”
  40. >The sweet things.
  41. >You walk to the play room.
  42. >Only ten dead tonight.
  43. >How did one hang himself on the tether ball?
  44. >You gather them up and carry them out to the dead fluffy trash can.
  45. >You walk back by the safe room and listen to the door.
  46. >You hear soft snores and mumbles of fluffies talking in their sleep.
  47. >You smile and start to walk down the hall.
  48. >You are not looking forward to your next stop.
  49. >Every fluffy wants love.
  50. >You know that.
  51. >Why is he so stubborn?
  52. >You were getting close to him, so close…
  53. >But then Charles had to go ballistic and ruin everything.
  54. >You walk to the open door and check the child gate again, it is locked tight.
  55. >You look inside the room, he is sitting in front of his pet bed.
  56. >In the pet bed he has laid down his teddy bear.
  57. >It lays covered by the blanket.
  58. >The maroon unicorn sits staring at you, the cork stuck on the end of his hown.
  59. >Well, at least tonight you don’t have to take Princess Princess out of here.
  60. >She must have learned how to climb over the fence somehow.
  61. >He is neither laughing or smiling like the other fluffies.
  62. >Every fluffy needs and wants love.
  63. >”And how are you tonight Sir William Reginald?”
  64. >He doesn’t answer.
  65. >he sits stoically staring at you.
  66. >”Sir William, I am sorry-“
  67. >He cuts you off with a raspberry.
  68. >You lower your head and walk off.
  69. >Maybe he should be reset…
  70. >Maybe he is beyond help…
  71. >Maybe the vet was right, maybe…
  72. >You stop and clench your hands into fists.
  73. >NO!
  74. >All fluffies need love, even Sir William Reginald.
  75. >You turn and stride back to his safe room.
  76. >You look in seeing he has taken off again running in circles around the room.
  77. >You step over the fence into the room.
  78. >”I am not giving up on you Sir William Reginald!”
  79. >He stops in his tracks looking at you with a shocked look on his face.
  80. >”Go way!” He turns and runs to a far corner away from you.
  81. >”Why do you hate me!?”
  82. >He stares at you, “Yoo wie! Yoo hewp bad fwuffy!”
  83. >Bad fluffy? What is he talking about?
  84. >”All fluffies are good! All fluffies want love!”
  85. >”Yoo nuu wub fwuffy! Yoo wan fwuffy wub yoo!”
  86. >He is making little sparks shoot from his horn.
  87. >”I made a place for fluffies to play. Here fluffies have fun!”
  88. >”Yoo make pwace for fwuffy get owchies! Yoo onwy wan fwuffy pway wif yoo! Nefer wook at fwuffy!”
  89. >You start to walk toward him.
  90. >He jumps about and runs past you.
  91. >He is the fastest fluffy you have seen.
  92. >You look after him, “What can I do to make you happy? Do you want more toys? Do you want more spaghetti?”
  93. >He stops and stomps, “Yoo meanie meanie meanie! Use sketties make fwuffy do wha fwuffy nuu wan to!”
  94. >He stares at you with hate in his eyes, “Yoo make fwuffy bad! Yoo make fwuff do bad ting!”
  95. >”No Sir William! I would never-“
  96. >”YOO TWY NOA!” He is huffing.
  97. >Why is he so bad!?
  98. >You take off in a sprint.
  99. >He tries to run away again.
  100. >You do a little dance of trying to cut him off and you finally grab him.
  101. >”Wet Deadmeat go!”
  102. >He is wriggling and shaking.
  103. >He is batting your arms with his hooves.
  104. >Wow, he is actually hurting you.
  105. >You grab him hard.
  106. >Why won’t he listen!? Why does he fight!?
  107. >Maybe… maybe you should shake some sense into him!
  108. >You look at his tear stained face covered in anger.
  109. >You will teach this bad fluffy to be good!
  110. >Maybe beat some sense into him!
  111. >You will teach him-!
  112. >…tear stained face…
  113. >He is still screaming in rage as you lean over and kiss his nose.
  114. >He freezes staring at you.
  115. >You set him back down.
  116. >He pads at his nose glancing between it and you.
  117. >Finally he runs off again and hides behind his pet bed.
  118. >His eyes rise above it and look at you.
  119. >His eyes look so mean so hurt.
  120. >”Sir William… I know you don’t believe it but I do love you.”
  121. >He just stares.
  122. >You walk back and step over the fence into the hallway again.
  123. >You look back, he is still staring at you.
  124. >You idly mutter, “All fluffies need love…”
  125. >He seems to echo, “Aww munsta am bad…”
  126. >You walk off down the hallway again.
  127. >You head to your room and hear crying.
  128. >You pick up your pace and run to your room.
  129. >Ever since you bought her as a foal you have let her sleep in the same room as you.
  130. >Princess princess is in her pet bed.
  131. >You made her pet bed special.
  132. >It has extra padding and sits in the sill of a large bay window so she can look out across the yard while she sleeps.
  133. >You have a ramp going up to it in case she wants to explore.
  134. >You keep it scented you personally keep it clean.
  135. >Princess Princess is looking out across the yard crying.
  136. >You run up and grab her up hugging her.
  137. >”Whats the matter baby?”
  138. >She points out the window at a bush, “Make dat weafy ting go way mommeh! Wahhhhhhhh!”
  139. >You look out and see the bush Sir William Reginald has made into his little club house.
  140. >”Why do you want me to cut down that bush sweety?”
  141. >”Wahhhh! Make ting go way! Pwincess Pwincess hate dum dum ting! Huuuu huuuuuu wahhhh!”
  142. >You set your crying fluffy back down.
  143. >You grab her brush and come back and brush her fluff.
  144. >”Its ok baby, mommy will take care of that nasty bush tomorrow.”
  145. >You hmm a lullaby as you brush her hair.
  146. >She is still openly crying looking at the bush.
  147. >”What has got into you honey?”
  148. >You look out and see dark clouds coming in.
  149. >”Make bad ting go way! Bwahhhh! *YAWN*… wahhhhh…”
  150. >Her head slowly sinks as you gently sing to her.
  151. >She eventually falls asleep.
  152. >You wipe her nose and her eyes.
  153. >”Poor thing… Why has she taken a dislike to Sir William Reginald’s bush?”
  154. >The clouds are getting closer.
  155. >Looks like you got the sound proofing done just in time.
  156. >You brush Princess Princess for a few more minutes and place the brush next to her bed.
  157. >You take your clothes off and climb under your covers.
  158. >You think about Sir William Reginald.
  159. >What will it take to get him to be good?
  160. >He still troubles your thoughts as you drift off to sleep.
  161. >The sound proofing was done very well.
  162. >You don’t hear the storm as it slams into your house.
  163. >You don’t hear the crack of thunder from the lightning that blew out the transformer putting your house into darkness.
  164. >You don’t know about the Maroon unicorn fluffy with the light green mane walking toward the safety fence.
  165. >You don’t hear the giggling coming from behind a couch in the room next to the safe room.
  166. >You drift off enjoying a peaceful sleep.
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