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- >Today you are going to the zoo.
- >You are taking Lyra since it's her birthday.
- >Even though she's one of your three rapists.
- >She's the smart one too...
- >Rainbow Dash is the muscle, Fluttershy is the spirit and Lyra is the brains.
- >You'll have to be extra careful.
- >She is also a part of the Boner Police after all.
- >The trip starts out pretty normal.
- >You watch Lyra chase around a peacock, wave at the monkeys (ignoring her jokes about them being your family), try to convince a janitor to let her into the tiger exhibit and finally buy her lunch.
- "Where do you want to go next Lyra?"
- >She makes you hand-feed her popcorn so she can lick your fingers.
- >Fucking birthday wishes.
- >"Oo! I heard there is an exhibit where you can hold reptiles! Like frogs and stuff!"
- >After you finish the embarrassing lunch/snack, you take her to the reptile house.
- >She walks right up to a pony holding a snake.
- >"Can I get that snake?"
- >You turn and look at the poisonous tree frogs.
- >"Anon! Look! He likes me!"
- >You turn and lose your shit.
- >Lyra stands with her ass to you.
- >The yellow snake is halfway in her vagina, wiggling all over the place.
- >She groans and the snake is sucked all the way in.
- "LYRA! What the fuck?!"
- >The handler pony is freaking out, "sir! You have to get that snake out of her! It's extremely rare!"
- >You can't say no and spend the rest of your time at the zoo wrist deep in Lyra, trying to pull out a slippery snake.
- >Lyra moans the whole time.
- >"Best. Birthday. Ever."
- +++HAPPY BIRTHDAY+++
- >Right. Left. Another right.
- >A cramp is forming in your side.
- >It's pretty foolish to try out running Rainbow but you seem to be losing her.
- >Today you woke up to her staring at your morning wood, flexing her wings.
- >She was wearing that horrible mustache.
- >You open a door and run into a random building.
- >Outside you can hear Rainbow Dash zoom by, screaming like a siren.
- >"BWEEW BWEEW BWEEW!"
- >Fuck that was close.
- >"Anon? School is closed on Sundays."
- >You notice Cheerilee standing in front of you.
- >Looks like you've hidden in the school.
- "Please just let me hide here Ms. Cheerilee, I can't go out there!"
- >She sets down her papers and smiles, "I'll let you hide here. You just have to do me one little favor."
- "Sure. Anything."
- >She walks over to you and tosses her mane, "pull down your pants."
- >You put a chair in front of you.
- "Hell no."
- >She looks over at the phone
- >"It would be terrible if I had to call the Boner Police and tell them some ruffian broke into the school..."
- >You laugh nervously.
- "They can't a-arrest us all."
- >She throws the chair aside, "I don't think you believe that Anon. Just drop the pants."
- >You comply.
- >Cheerilee looks at your crotch and licks her lips.
- >She lays down in front of you, exposing her belly.
- >"Now pee on me. Douse me in gold."
- >This bitch be trippin'.
- "I don't-"
- >"I will call Boner Chief Fluttershy, Anon. Unless you soak me in your piss. I've had a long week and I need to decompress."
- >For three hours you piss all over the teacher pony.
- >Only stopping to drink water.
- >Today was no stranger than any other in Ponyville.
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