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Relieving Stress

Sep 17th, 2013
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  1. >You are anon and you have had a bad day.
  2. >You come in hot and sweaty.
  3. >You wonder to the fridge and open it.
  4. >You pull out some water and drink it.
  5. >Bleh, you ignore the dirty taste in your mouth.
  6. >”Yay! Daddeh home! Wan pway wif fwuffy?”
  7. >You turn and see mister fucking smiling all the time asshole.
  8. >Everything sucks in your life and this guy seems to always be happy.
  9. >Fuck him!
  10. >He stands wagging his tail and smiling waiting for oyou to come to him and play.
  11. >”Fwuffy haf teddy beaw ow toy caw daddeh?”
  12. >That fucking smile!
  13. >You have gone through shit today and all this fucker can do is smile!
  14. >You walk up and kick the bastard in his face.
  15. >”Owie! Owie! Owie! Owie! Why hewt fwuffy?”
  16. >He flies and bounces off the wall.
  17. >You run up and grab him.
  18. >You grab a knife from the table and stab him in his leg crippling it.
  19. >”EEEEEEE! Pwease! Fwuffy am gud fwuffy! Nuu mo hewties! AHHHHH!”
  20. >You stick your finger in the wound and shove causing more pain to the little creature.
  21. >You take swipes with your knife cutting the side of your fluffy, each cut about 4 inches long.
  22. >He babbles incoherently as you laugh at his misery.
  23. >You stab another leg making it even more crippled.
  24. >Tears stream down his face.
  25. >”Fwuffy nuu wike dis game…. Pwease nuu mo sowwies… huu huuh huuuuu….”
  26. >You think to yourself about what can make this better?
  27. >Drugs!
  28. >You walk over to your dirty dresser and pull off a vial and quickly inject it.
  29. >Oh yea!
  30. >You grab another syringe and walk over to the fluffy.
  31. >”Why don’t I share the experience!”
  32. >”Nuuuu! Pweaswe nuu sowwies! fwuffy be gud fwuffy! Nuuuu!”
  33. >His cries just make it that much better.
  34. >You give the drug to the fluffy and watch as his pupils dilate.
  35. >You know his vision is now perceiving faster.
  36. >You grab the knife and slash again.
  37. >You cause five inch cuts to the fluffies back.
  38. >You cripple his body laying open his ribs and belly.
  39. >He cries potofully as you punch his face over and over.
  40. >You break his jaw and rupture one of his eyes.
  41. >You drop him on the ground and stomp his other legs.
  42. >”…fwu… *gurgle*…. Nuu…”
  43. >”You enjoy your fucking game now!”
  44. >”Where’s your goddamn smile now!”
  45. >A whine leaves his throat as he lays there suffering.
  46. >”Oh! You don’t want to play now? You happy as shit a second ago! You don’t want to play anymore?”
  47. >He whines as he closes his one good eye, “Fwu…fy….so…wwy…da… huuuu….”
  48. >”Well fuck you then! You don’t want to play then fuck off!”
  49. >You snatch him up by his neck and roughly carry him to his safe room.
  50. >You throw him into his pet bed.
  51. >”Just lay there you unsociable asshole!”
  52. >You walk out slamming the door.
  53. >At least you wiped that fucking smile off his face,
  54. >You set back trying to relax as the effects of the drug wear off.
  55. >Exactly one hour later the safe door opens.
  56. >The fluffy pony comes out fully recovered and rested.
  57. >He looks up at you and smiles, “Daddeh home! Wan pway?”
  58. >Fuck!
  59. >You forgot you live in the Fall Out universe.
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