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- So somebody posted a picture of Wind Sprint in the golly thread, and someone replied:
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- >>34876060
- Hmm, I wonder if Wind Sprint and Cozy would make for an interesting pairing.
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- and someone replied to that:
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- >>34878874
- I wonder who can squirt farther?
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- so I replied to that with this:
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- >Cozy ran as fast as she could, diving into the trench narrowly avoiding the blast. Inside, she found the rest of her squad hiding undercover. "You guys! Come on! We gotta take out those canon-operators." She pumped the handle on her saddle-mounted weaponry, bringing the pressure to maximum. "My tanks are half-empty, if only I could fly, I could get the drop on them."
- >A unicorn teammate spoke up, "Cozy, you know the rules. No wings, no magic."
- >"Yeah, yeah," said Cozy, annoyed. "Well, we're not getting anywhere jus hanging out down here. I say we charge the base. They can't hit us all, and some of us are still dry." Cozy drew in the dirt a basic layout of the battlefield and the enemy positioning as she last saw it. "Here, you ponies will be Team Run, go this way and draw their fire. Split up once they're on to you," instructed Cozy.
- >"Why us?"
- >"Because I said so. Now you other ponies will be Team RunMore, charge second and go right down the middle while the enemy is busy. Take that flag down!"
- >The team members nodded to Cozy, putting their hoves together in the center.
- >"Ok. Ready? Break!" she shouted, the team joining in unison.
- >Team Run climbed out of the trench and ran forward with a battle cry. Sounds of splashing and screaming foals rang out. "I'm hit!", "Keep moving, soldier!", "Towel!"
- >Cozy signaled Team RunMore and they took off for the charge. She peeked up out of the trench to watch her master plan in action. Things were going well.
- >Suddenly, the leader of Team RunMore fell, his paper flag falling into a drenched wet pulp. He was out of the game. The next pony was also quick to fall, a stream of water tearing her paper flag right off. Panicked, Cozy looked around, "Where is it coming from?"
- >"The Tower!" said Cozy. Team RunMore had just gotten with its range, she was losing team members quickly.
- >Cozy laid flat, partially in the trench on a ramp, spread out on the ground on her belly, propping up the extended barrels of her saddle-mounted sidearms on their built-in tripods, taking careful aim.
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- >Team RunMore was down to three members.
- >"Steady..." said Cozy to herself.
- >Ponies from TeamRun were running everywhere, firing streams of water at the enemy. They were lousy shots, but at least the enemy had trouble hitting the moving targets, most of the time.
- >The pony in the tower took out another member of TeamRunMore, and then there were two.
- >"Steady..." said Cozy, hoof reaching the fire button.
- >One more down from TeamRunMore. It was all down to the last pony to break through the enemy line and release the rope that held the enemy flag up high.
- >"Gotcha!" said Cozy, slamming the fire button. A steady blast of water fired from her side cannons. The water arced through the air and down onto the tower. Cozy let it all out, draining her dual tanks empty until the twin barrels sputtered with air.
- >"Ahh! You got me! I'm out!" yelled Coach Wind Sprint. The tower was shut down.
- >The last standing member of TeamRunMore lept over the sandbag barrier protecting the entryway and slid into the flagpole pit, kicking lose the stake that tied the rope holding the flag up.
- >The game was over. Team Cozy rejoiced and cheered, spraying the last of the water from their weaponry into the air, raining victory over the field.
- --looks like Cozy can squirt further.
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