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- >Day So this bitch Applejack....in Equestria.
- >It's been days since Fluttershy has tried any of her crazy bafoolishness.
- >She still visits you every now and then.
- >You just finished your morning routine and heading downstairs for some french 'nilla coffee.
- >a few minutes later while you're enjoy a nice cup of hot coffee, you get a knock at the door.
- "Damn it, it ALWAYS starts with a knock on the door."
- >You walk over to your front door and take a deep breath.
- "Okay, remain calm Anon, you got this."
- >You answer the door and see Applejack with a bottle of Applejack Daniels and staggering back and forth.
- "Applejack, you can't seriously be drunk right now, as EARLY as it is."
- >"Hey you on' tell meh watado, it's appy hour somewhur."
- >You pinch the bridge on your nose and close your eyes in annoyance.
- >The shit you put up with.
- "Ugh, look why don't you rest for a bit?"
- >"Ah thought ya nevur aaaask."
- >You sigh and move aside for Applejack to trot in.
- >She plops on your couch and places the bottle she's been drinking on a nearby table.
- >"Yur soooo gewd to meh Anony."
- >You open your hall closet by the front door to grab a blanket, then walk over to her.
- "Yeah I know."
- >She turns on her back and looks at you.
- >"Rub meh belleh monkey man."
- "You really want a belly rub right now?"
- >"Duh ya idjit now will ya-"
- >Suddenly she stops mid-sentence and begin heave and puts a hoof over her mouth.
- >Oh God no. She's gonna vomit.
- "Applejack don't you-"
- >"BLUUUUUUUURGH!!"
- >Her vomit shoots out onto your shirt, splashing all on your face and pants as well.
- >The smell of cinnamon and apples flood your nose as you gag a bit yourself.
- "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"
- >She finally unloads the rest of her vomit on your floor and shoes.
- >She wipes her mouth and giggles, "Well that did the trick, Ah feel a little bettur now."
- >You groan in annoyance, this is how you start today.
- "I'll get my bucket and mop..."
- -5 hours later-
- >You got on some cleaner clothes.
- >You cleaned the mess.
- >You're pissed as hell at Applejack.
- >AND you just arrived at Rarity's boutique.
- >It's a shame that shirt got apple sauce on it.
- >Not to self: Be sure to Appleslap Applejack when you see her again.
- >You knock on the door, and stand in place for a few seconds.
- >Rarity answers.
- >"Why hello dear, what can I do for you today?"
- "I need another set of pants and shirt."
- >"Oh sure thing darling, but...it's gonna cost yoooouu." She said that last bit in a sing-song tone.
- "Whatever, I just need another shirt."
- >"Come in please, I'll get to work right away."
- >You walking into her place and take a gander.
- >Jeez, what a snob.
- >She points her way to her sewing room.
- >"Come on Anon, we must make haste, I'm a VERY busy mare these days."
- >You walk into the sewing room with Rarity right behind.
- >"Alrighty dear, now why do you need to get a new shirt and pants?"
- >You roll your eyes in annoyance.
- "Alright so this bitch Applejack...."
- ======================================
- >Day so this bitch Applejack in Equestria.
- >Wake up.
- >Mornin' ritual y'all.
- >Walk downstairs and make yourself a bowl of Appa Snaps.
- >knock knock at the door.
- >Answer it, it's Appa Jak.
- "Well this is a nice sursprise."
- >"Ya bet it is sugarcube, now come here!"
- "wat?"
- >Applejack tackles you to the ground, and knocks the fuck out of you.
- >Wake up in your bed.
- "Ow fuck my head."
- >You get up from your bed yet again.
- >And walk downstairs to go outside and check the mail.
- >You make it to your mail box and see Fluttershy setting up a net trap for you.
- >"Morning Neighbor I'm going to rape soon!"
- "Morning potential rapist."
- >Fluttershy notices your left eye is bruised and rushes over.
- >"Oh my, Anon are you okay?"
- "Yeah I'm fine..."
- >"What happened?"
- "Alright so this bitch Applejack...."
- ======================================
- >Day so this bitch Applejack...once again...in Equestria.
- >Wake up.
- >Mornin' ritual y'all.
- >Shuffle your way downstairs.
- >Time for some breakfast.
- >You'll pass on the Appa Snaps today.
- >You'll just have some coffee.
- >A few minutes later, you're enjoy a nice cup of french 'nilla coffee.
- >Suddenly a knock at the door.
- >You answer it, it's Applejack.
- "Morning Apple-"
- >"YEEEHAAW"
- >Suddenly, you're lassoed by the ankles and dragged to wherever in hell she's taking you.
- "What the hell AJ?!"
- >"Hush it boy, we're almost there."
- >You try your best to squirm loose.
- >"Quit yur figgitin' boy!"
- >You keep your figgitin', you want to get loose.
- >Applejack then drags you into a nearby bush.
- "God damn it AJ! Watch it!!"
- >"Oh stop yur bitchin'."
- >She stops dragging you once you and her are hidden behind the bush.
- >"That's more like it, sorry sugarcube, I just wanted get a little privacy with you."
- "And you couldn't do it in the comfort of my own home?"
- >Her brain dust of it's thinking cap and places it on top. You can tell she's trying too hard.
- >You hear gears grinding as she makes this derpy retarded looking face.
- >"Ya didn't have to call me a dumbass Anon, Ah know Ah'm not the smartest pony."
- >She bursts into tears and runs off.
- >....okay then sure.
- >You break free of the rope AJ used and walk back home.
- >On the way there, your run into Fluttershy.
- >Instantly she comes running to your aid.
- >"Oh my goodness are you okay? you look like you had a crazy day. What happened?"
- "Alright so this bitch Applejack...."
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