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- [09:33] -- puppetLusus [PL] began pestering recreantOctopus [RO] at 21:33 --
- [09:33] PL: Hey Runfar, I have AVE some news
- [09:34] RO: You do? Have you gotten rid of that thing?
- [09:34] RO: *Saskes
- [09:35] PL: Ha ha. Why the hell ELL would I do that?
- [09:35] RO: How do you not see how dangerous it is?
- [09:37] PL: Well, she IS a highblood LOOD. And by the looks OKS of it, she also acts like a highblood HIGH should.
- [09:37] PL: Unlike some other people OPLE.
- [09:39] RO: Ok, CIRRIN RUNFAR can appreciate that, it does act like a proper highblood. But That doesn't mean you should wear it as a hat
- [09:40] PL: I AM a lusus. I'm simply IMPLY taking good care of OF my ward
- [09:41] PL: Besides, ever heard EARD of a troll that killed their lusus? That's really ALLY rare
- [09:42] RO: Trolls are not Lususes though. Whatever, what is this news?
- [09:43] PL: I am a goddamned NED lusus, and that's final. Anyway, DG invited you UU to that game, right?
- [09:44] RO: That's right, the odd game
- [09:44] PL: It's going to TO have a pretty large ARGE number of players, about 20.
- [09:44] PL: So the players AYERS have been split into TO two teams.
- [09:45] RO: Oh, like against each other?
- [09:45] PL: Not completely TELY. Only in a competitive manner ANNER.
- [09:46] PL: Anyway, you and I are on the HE same team, and AND let me tell you: Our team EAM is full of freaks REAKS and idiots
- [09:47] RO: Oh crap, who chose these teams?
- [09:47] PL: Lewest claims AIMS that they were chosen HEN by random chance.
- [09:48] PL: But I think INK he lies. He did ID that just to spite me
- [09:48] RO: Chance? Is that even a thing?
- [09:48] RO: Wait, why would he spite you?
- [09:49] PL: Random chance, AKA: The hat AT method. And as revenge for the HE last 12th perigees eves gift IFT I sent him perhaps?
- [09:51] RO: Okay, now CIRRIN RUNFAR is curious, what did you give him? A pupput replica of himself?
- [09:51] RO: *puppet
- [09:51] PL: Heh, yep. And i then made ADE the puppet tear itself SELF in half. The look OOK on his face was priceless LESS.
- [09:54] PL: He said that HAT it was a caliginous advance VANCE, but what AT does he know?
- [09:54] RO: Oh man, that's some bad mojo messing with an effegy of someone.
- [09:55] RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR doesn't know anything about DG's love life btw
- [09:56] PL: It doesn't count OUNT if the maker of OF said effigy was AS the one to mess with ITH it. And who HO does?
- [09:56] PL: Anyway, time for the HE actual news
- [09:56] PL: I am to be the HE leader of our UR team.
- [09:57] RO: Is that because of that highblooded little devil you've got?
- [09:57] RO: *Saskes
- [09:58] PL: That might IGHT have insulted me, but I'm simply PLY too happy about her sudden UDDEN growth to care.
- [09:58] PL: And DG said AID that I'm the only one he can AN trust with handling the HE group of idiots that our team is
- [09:59] RO: Well, he might be right, CIRRIN RUNFAR is no leader. Who else do we have on the team?
- [10:02] PL: A failure of OF a highblood, the guy UY who pretends to be a robot, that girl IRL who's more of a doormat, a seadweller who OO lives on a desert
- [10:02] PL: The gambler, that maniac IAC who loves bombs...and some peopLE I know nothing HING about
- [10:03] PL: So...yeah.
- [10:03] PL: *in a desert.
- [10:05] RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR only knows three of those guys, barely
- [10:05] RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR should get to know some of them better if we're going to beat the other team
- [10:06] PL: Yeah, I don't know about most OST of those people OPLE either. But Lewest felt like IKE telling me about BOUT them
- [10:06] PL: And I'm just UST doing that.
- [10:07] PL: Well, mostly I'm just UST making it clear that I'm not OT going to allow anyone ONE to do anything HING idiotic while I'm on the watch ATCH
- [10:07] RO: Well you don't have to worry about CIRRIN RUNFAR doing anything like that.
- [10:07] RO: Wait, define idiotic?
- [10:08] PL: Depends on ON the person about to TO do something idiotic.
- [10:09] RO: Well, CIRRIN RUNFAR won't do anything he can't escape from afterwards...
- [10:10] PL: Yes. Just do it IT somewhere away WAY from the rest of us. I'm not a A very good runner
- [10:11] PL: But well ELL, if you try to leave EAVE the rest of us to die, I'm just going OING to drag you back and throw you at whatever EVER you managed to anger.
- [10:12] RO: Man, it wouldn't be like that. CIRRIN RUNFAR knows how to get somethings attention.
- [10:13] RO: If something angry comes along CIRRIN RUNFAR can distract it while eveyone else runs.
- [10:13] PL: Great, glad LAD we got that cleared up.
- [10:14] PL: Fuck things INGS up in my game, and I'm throwing you to the howlbeasts
- [10:16] RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR doesn't even know what kind of game this is yet, let alone how to fuck it up
- [10:16] PL: Yeah well, I'm just UST making it clear as early ARLY as possible.
- [10:17] PL: We are going to win IN, dammit.
- [10:18] RO: Oh yeah, there is no way our team can lose...
- [10:19] PL: Yeah, yeah. I know. Which is exactly EXA why we need to win, and show HOW Lewest how even EN the 'Team moron' is better TER than his team
- [10:20] RO: That's our name? Team Moron?
- [10:21] PL: It's undecided. I just figured RED that that fits us pretty well
- [10:21] PL: I'm gonna ask ASK around for opinions IONS about the name
- [10:22] RO: Meh, it's just a name
- [10:22] PL: It's still important.
- [10:22] RO: At the end of the night, we'll simply be 'the winners'
- [10:23] PL: Hey, that's pretty ETTY good. I'll add it to the namelist
- [10:23] PL: Anyway, I'll talk ALK to you later, Runfar. I still need EED to contact a lot OT of people, and Saskes is getting ING hungry.
- [10:24] RO: Oh god, it's not having any of my blood for dinner
- [10:24] RO: *Saskes
- [10:24] RO: Later
- [10:25] -- puppetLusus [PL] ceased pestering recreantOctopus [RO] at 22:25 --
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