old trollfic from roblox forums

CHAPTURR WUN: BEGGINNING
so 1 dy i wuz plyng "caanoo wifowt ah pahddel" nd i teleportled in2 de ski nd mi robobloxian wuz glitchying
nd i said "O_o OMG" so den i maed a plaec

CHAPTURR TEW: 2SPOOKY
i maed de plaec go 99999999999999 stuhds in2 de ski nd den i savid it
i playd it nd evrything wuz glitch, butt i reelisd i cudint jump OMG
den i herd a crepy vois dat sayed "U R GUNNA DIE LOL" nd i wuz liek "O NOE"
i fleu up de stayrcais nd i herd a chukl bhind mi nd den turnd around nd saw sum kind of drgn so i punchy id LOL
den i wuz scaryd so i went 2 de rume with de shienly lahvah but i saw a whole bunch uv bornys nd they sayed "U R GUNNA DIE LOL"
and den dey kild me

CHAPTURR FREE: ODERLAND! (aka 2019 rohblocks)
den i woek up in a crapply frii modil plaec nd there was liek 8 plyrs onlien but dey all had oder bodies O_O
dey immediateily noticd mi nd caem running, i sayed "WUT DO U WANT" dey said "yur hat is sooo {cohntent deltid}"
nd i wuz like "OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" but den de oders pulld out chesy nobb hahts nd said "TRAID NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
den i ran as fast as possible frum dese freeks but then i saw an adamin nd said "HALP IM GET ATKED!" nd the adamin said "wen did u join????????"
den i was liek "UMM 2008" den he was like "OMG ROBLOX DIDNT EXIST BACK THEN O_O" den i was liek "UMM YEAH IT DID!"
but den he wus liek "HAAAAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX" nd pulled out his ban hamr nd den i run awff the baseplate and end upp at a mysterious looking town
with no name that was cartoon colour nd a horse came nd i wus liek "OHYUS" nd i proceeded too steal de horsy but then it spoked english nd i wuslike
"NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO" den an aramy of pwny nubs cayme and chesed me so i rann so fast that i wus spedhaxing
put den i tripped on a green red brick nd wus on an island

CHAPTURR FORE: LAGO IELEND
i went nd saw an nfo centrer so i went there but i culdnt walky on teh gras soe i went up teh path nd opend de dore nd
saw an old guy who wore red nd i sayed 2 him "XCUSE MI SIR BUT WERE AM I" he said "LEGO ISLAND!" nd i sayed " i want 2 git back hoem"
he sayed "THEN CLICK THE GREEN BRICK" nd a gren block appear owt uv teh blu nd i sayed "BUT I LIVE IN ROBLOX" nd he saye "GO BCK DERE THEN U NOB"
den his shirst turnd yelo nd his neck grew long nd he had flower on his head
THE INFOMANIAC EVOLVED INTO INFODERPIAC
den he killed me nd my game crashed
THEEND