What really happened at AGDQ

Mirrored's attempt at AQDG

  The year was AGDQ, and our hero Mirrored needed to decide on an outfit. This is the second time he would be leaving the house, so he felt he had to dress to impress (and hess). Not wanting to wash, he came up with the idea of just putting on more layers as the days went on. He left for AGDQ and thought about finally meeting Cosmo for the first time in his life as he sat in the booster seat at the back of mom's van. He imagines going up to Cosmo and saying "I'm actually wearing the true hero's clothes, you just can't see them because you haven't come of age. This is a reference to The Wind Waker for Nintendo GameCube. Don't worry though, I'll make you a real man... but by then I won't be wearing these clothes at all. All right, donations please." From here, Cosmo would say "Oh Mirrored, I now respect and love you. Let's watch anime together and you can talk over me while I praise you for your epic bot."

  Mirrored woke up from his fantasy from his mom yelling at him for getting cum all over his good pants. "Shut the fuck up Mom, by the time I'm back from the marathon, I'm going to be so soaked in cum you won't even see this spot at all!" Pulling up in the AQDQ parking lot, Mirrored's Mom cleaned up Kisiragi, Mirrored's dick, with Futanari, Mirrored's mom (she's futa as fuck) by giving him a pre-playdate blowjob. "Thanks, mom, but I'm going to be swimming in a sea of men so I don't need this." He slaps his mom's cunt with his dick and bids her good day.

  Mirrored bursts open the doors of AGDQ feeling like a boss, ready to take the hearts of thousands. He immediately sat down in the middle of the crowd and awkwardly stayed there, thinking of epic lines he can come up with to start the best day of his life. This would be the day he would graduate from Beta University into the world of fuckin mad dudes.

  Unbeknownst to Mirrored, there would be someone with more charm, more wit, and more anime of their hard drive. Suited up in yellow, a man by the name of "YSG" strolled in and was destined to become a legend. "Hi, I'm fan favorite YSG" said YSG. Mirrored snapped. "Shut the fuck up, this is my time to shine," Mirrored thought to himself, too afraid to actually say anything. "If anyone's going to stick out, it's going to be me." Mirrored spent $25 on forehead oil and rubbed that shit all over his forehead AND his dick.

  MKBreeg was nowhere to be found at AGDQ. However, Cosmo was there, and Mirrored knew what he had to do. Mirrored went to his bedroom and practiced lines for the TWW run in front of his mirror, stroking his Cosmo waifu pillow, he had to prepare far in advance. Suddenly, Mirrored had an epic idea of how to confess his love to Cosmo. "All right yall at AGDQ, put all your donations towards a filename of my choice!" Mirrored imagined winning and getting on one knee, saying "Cosmo-kun, I have chosen the filename to be 'Marry me'. This is a sick reference to me. Wanting to marry YOU xd epic." He would then sweep Cosmo off his feet and start their family together.

  Mirrored's plans started to crumble, however, as a bunch of degenerate trolls started donating towards the filename FrankerZ. "What?! No way!! I can't believe this!" said Eggman and Mirrored. "How can these fools accept money from these trolls?" Mirrored crossed his arms and thought madly to himself "My boner isn't even at full power anymore, this is bullshit!" Mirrored tried settling down to calm his nerves. "I need to get the triforce of courage to talk to him," thought Mirrored, caressing the acryllic triforce with his dick. Mirrored starting breathing to calm down (indextic does breathing noises right here. this is gonna be EPIC).

  Finally, it was Saturday, Mirrored's time to shine. Mirrored brought out the suit and sat down awkwardly as usual, for sig's runs. "These fools," Mirrored thought, "This isn't even my final form!" YSG laughed, knowing Mirrored was still no match for him. After the run, Mirrored put on his penis oil and his best Mirrored face, and completed the suit. Mirrored strutted in the room, having prepared for the moment to meet Cosmo for 30 years. Mirrored took his first seat on the couch, instantly replacing the smell from "unwashed nerd group" to "autistic manchild and dickcheese." Having eyeballed Cosmo all week, he had a good idea what Cosmo's body dimensions were, and left a Cosmo sized seat between himself and Testrunner on the couch for the run. Cosmo trolled the shit out of Mirrored by bringing the chair out in front of the couch, instantly crushing one of Mirrored's two dreams. The other dream was fucking a futagirl (his mom) while watching anime of YSG's hardrive.

  It was time for the run, and the FrankerZ filename was chosen. "Damn it all, can anything else go wrong?" Mirrored prayed to based anime god Neviutz. "I know, I'll just have to impress Cosmo and everyone with my insane knowledge of the Wind Waker for Nintendo Gamecube! Afterwards, Cosmo will love me and grant all my wishes. Epic reference to Fairly Odd Parents." he thought. Mirrored then started stroking the Wind Waker baton, imagining it was Cosmo's engoged manhood in earnest. The thought of this drove Mirrored wild. The run began, and Mirrored let his mouth go wild. "Here we have the intro cutscene. Cosmo mashes through the text boxes because its faster to go through dialogue than to read it in this game. He will be doing a lot of rolling as well, it is faster than walking. Cosmo lost about 3 frames on this split compared to his PB. I have a whole chart on things like this if anyone is interested. Also, I made a bot and got a blowjob from my mother, Mom, earlier. All right, shout outs to the lovely SpikeVagina for some donations! Keep em coming guys, if yall donate $42069 I will give you guys a tutorial in how to code an anime bot in mirc."

  This went on for about an hour more before Mirrored had to stop to breathe epicly. Cosmo took this moment to call out and Mirrored, telling him to slow his role. Mirrored was flabergasted, at a loss for words. He would remain seated awkwardly but then start back up once Cosmo wanted to say more things. At the end of the run, Hyrule flooded and the day was saved. Mirrored thought "Wow, this is just like the time I fucked BrittanyMoore!" Thinking about this was the equivalent of playing Monster Reborn, as his boner zombie hovered out of the graveyard and back into play. He was too beta to make his move on Cosmo though, so he had to go home knowing that he had failed his life mission. Mirrored laid down on his Boku No Pico Bible Black bedsheets where he would stay and cry while Goronguy and BrittanyMoore had commerative sex over his live body.

The end.