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- >Wake up
- >Start to fap away my morning wood
- >Find ladybits
- >Be confused
- >Accidently give myself a penis
- >Be even MORE confused
- >Finish waking up
- >Explore myself a bit
- >Holy shit I'm a chick
- >A hot chick
- >With huge tits
- >Accidently make my penis go away because I'm thinking about being a chick
- >Make it come back
- >Make it bigger
- >Make it HUGE
- >Get dizzy from blood loss
- >Make it smaller (but still big)
- >Experiment with other body parts
- >Get fucking excited
- >Get scared
- >TETSUOOOOOOO
- >Holy shit, get that under control
- >Dig up Facebook pics of myself and a mirror so I can look normal again
- >Be frustrated because it's fucking HARD to get all the little details straight
- >TETSU-okay, there it goes
- >Memorize what -I- feel like
- >Tentatively shift back and forth between me and not me
- >Finally get it down to a science
- >Fuckyea.jpg
- >Push limits
- >How big can I make my dick?
- >How /fit/ can I get?
- >How big can my tits be?
- >Is that what a vagina feels liOH GOD THATS THE CLIT
- >Woah
- >What?
- >Slowly explore being a girl
- >Masturbate
- >Cum with the force of a thousand suns
- >Holy shit, no wonder they like that
- >Roommate knocks on door
- >Yells through door
- >"Hey Anon, did you oversleep again?"
- >Quickly change back to Me (Hey! I'm getting pretty good at that.)
- >Answer with bullshit so he thinks I was just jerking it
- >"Whatever, man."
- >Get dressed
- >Proceed with day as usual, but plan to figure it out better as soon as I get the chance
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