Eng Sausage Party (2016) 2

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Oh, shit. Carl. Carl. Carl, Carl! Dude, we
slept in again. The song's about to start!

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Shit, Frank! We can't miss the song.
Barry, wake up!

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What? What? I'm up. I'm up.

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This song is such an awesome way
to start every morning.

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It's a nice way of showing the gods how
much we appreciate everything they'll do...

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...once they take us out those doors
to the Great Beyond.

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God, I love them so fucking much.

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Oh, shit! Corn's about to start singing!

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- Drop it, Corn! You got the best voice!
- You're the man, Corn!

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You rule! Take it away, brah!

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<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Dear gods
You're so divine in each and every way ♪♪</i></font></b>

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<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ To you we pray ♪♪</i></font></b>

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<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Dear gods
We pledge our love to you ♪♪</i></font></b>

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<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Forever more ♪♪</i></font></b>

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<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ We always felt we had a special bond ♪♪</i></font></b>

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<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Take us to the Great Beyond ♪♪</i></font></b>

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<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Where we're sure
Nothing bad happens to food ♪♪</i></font></b>

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<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Once we're out the sliding doors
Things will all be grand ♪♪</i></font></b>

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<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ We will live our dreams together
In the Promised Land ♪♪</i></font></b>

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<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ The gods control our fate
So we all know we're in good hands ♪♪</i></font></b>

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<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ We're super sure there's nothing shitty
Waiting for us in the Great Beyond ♪♪</i></font></b>

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<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ And every aisle
Thinks something different ♪♪</i></font></b>

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Holy shit, I've been chosen!
Ha-ha-ha.

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<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ But to this we all agree ♪♪</i></font></b>

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Booyah, bitches, I'm out of here!

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<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Everyone else is fuckin' stupid ♪♪</i></font></b>

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<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Except for those who think like me ♪♪</i></font></b>

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- <b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ And me! ♪♪</i></font></b>
- <b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ And me! ♪♪</i></font></b>

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<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ And me! ♪♪</i></font></b>

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<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Out there
For all eternity we'll meditate ♪♪</i></font></b>

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<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ How fucking great ♪♪</i></font></b>

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<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Out there
We'll get to tea-bag every day at 4 ♪♪</i></font></b>

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- Pip!
- Pip!

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<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ We'll shove pimentos up our ass
By Zeus ♪♪</i></font></b>

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<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ We'll exterminate the juice ♪♪</i></font></b>

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<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Und</i> subjugate
The whole damn Great Beyond ♪♪</i></font></b>

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<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ In here
We keep our wieners in our packages ♪♪</i></font></b>

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<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ That's how it is ♪♪</i></font></b>

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<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ It sucks ♪♪</i></font></b>

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<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ But that's the way
Our buns keep fresh and pure ♪♪</i></font></b>

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<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Baby, baby ♪♪</i></font></b>

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<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ But once we're out the doors
It's not a sin ♪♪</i></font></b>

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<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ For us to let you
Slip it in ♪♪</i></font></b>

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<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ In other words
We finally get to fuck ♪♪</i></font></b>

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- <b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ And love, and hug ♪♪</i></font></b>
- <b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ And fuck, and fuck ♪♪</i></font></b>

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- <b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ And feel, and share ♪♪</i></font></b>
- <b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ And fuck ♪♪</i></font></b>

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<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ The gods will always care for us ♪♪</i></font></b>

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<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ They won't squeeze us out their butts ♪♪</i></font></b>

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<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ We cannot overstate
How confident we are ♪♪</i></font></b>

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<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ That our beliefs are accurate ♪♪</i></font></b>

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<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ And nothing awful happens to us
In the Great Beyond ♪♪</i></font></b>♪

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Kiss my brownish-yellow ass!

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I'm going to the Great Beyond,
motherfuckers!

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<i>We need
an extra cashier to the front, please.</i>

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Boo and yah, motherfuckers.
Red, White and Blue Day is tomorrow!

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Dudes, basically every single sausage...

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...gets chosen on
Red, White and Blue Day.

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By this time tomorrow, we're all gonna be
5 inches deep in some bun, son.

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- Ba-bam.
- Oh, my God, yes.

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Ha-ha. More like 3 inches deep for Barry,
you deformed nerd.

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Ha-ha. Troy, that's funny.

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You see, this is why I can't wait
for the Great Beyond.

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We'll all be equal, and then jerks like
Troy won't be picking on me all the time...

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...on account of my abnormality.

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Whatever, Barry. You're different,
and that makes you weird.

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Ignore that prick, Barry. He's full of shit.
And don't forget, you've got girth.

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That's way more important than length.
You're a fucking champ.

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You know, I am girthy. I could fill a bun.
They'll know I'm there.

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I'm sure there's some kind of
smushed bun out there waiting for me.

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- Shit, it's the Dark Lord!
- Oh, no. He's coming.

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No, wait! I'm still fresh. I swear!

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I'm still fresh!

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- Did he see us?
- No way.

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- We're fucked, bros!
- Oh, God, no!

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Take anyone but us, please!

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- Oh, no! No!
- No!

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- No! No!
- Why us?!

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Fuck you, wienies.

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Fuck, I hate this fucking job!

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Ah, phew. You okay? Everyone okay?

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That's super fucked up
about Bill and those guys.

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They stayed in their package,
followed all the guidelines of the song.

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- What do they get?
- We're not supposed to understand...

84
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...the will of the gods.
They work in mysterious ways.

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Since we base our lives on the song,
it might be nice if there was some proof.

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Proof? All the proof you need
is right in front of you.

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Look at these big old buns.

88
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Yeah! You know it, baby.
Work those buns!

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All of you. All day, "err" day.

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Lined up, waiting to get filled
with my meat.

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Right, Carl. You really think any of these
buns will line up to get filled by you?

92
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Here's my impression of that:

93
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"Oh, is he in there yet? I can't feel him.
I don't think he's in there. Oh, wait. He is."

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It's so sad. I bet you jackrabbit
for a quick 15 seconds. You're like:

95
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And then you slump over.

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I mean, honestly, guys...

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...who in this package
would ever let Carl get up in them? Huh?

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Roberta, put your fucking hand down.
You're ruining my joke.

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See? Nobody. That's who.

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Hey, dude, I don't know how to say this
to you gently, but your girlfriend, um...

101
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...she's a fucking cunt.

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Shut up. She's fresh as fuck,
and you know it.

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I don't know why you're limiting yourself
to one bun. There's plenty of buns.

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Because I believe in bunogomy.
I'm a bunogamist.

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And when a bun this fresh is into you,
all you ask is when and how deep.

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And the answer is:

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As soon as we get to the Great Beyond
and as deep as she'll let me.

108
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I'm gonna talk to her.

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Hey, Brenda. What up, girl?
Heh-heh.

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Sorry about those guys.
Such dicks, right?

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I can hear you, dude.

112
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Shut up. Fuck you.

113
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So looks like tomorrow's
the big day, huh? Heh-heh.

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You and me, finally gonna be official.

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I'm so happy the gods
put our packages together.

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It's because we belong together.

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It's like we were made for each other.

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I can't wait to finally just get up in there.
Just raw-dog it.

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But, full disclosure,
I'm pretty fucking nervous about this.

120
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I don't know how well I'll perform
once it happens.

121
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I've obviously never been
in a bun before, so...

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Hey, I'm not gonna be any better.
I've never opened up.

123
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I mean, look how tight I am.

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Oh, sweet fucking fuck.

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Look, okay, I know it's against the rules,
but I can't wait anymore.

126
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I need to just feel you.

127
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

128
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- Just the tips?
- Just the tips?

129
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- I can't believe we're doing this.
- I know. We're so naughty.

130
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It's fine, right? I mean, nothing bad's
ever happened from just the tips.

131
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No. No, no, no. No, no, no.

132
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Ah.

133
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Oh, yeah, go in. Put it in there.

134
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- Big tip.
- Oh, you wouldn't dare.

135
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<i>Management to Cash 5.</i>

136
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<i>Management to Cash 5.</i>

137
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I meant to buy a normal mustard.
When I got home...

138
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...I realized I bought honey mustard.

139
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- Is it cool if I just go swap it?
- I don't give a flying fuck.

140
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Holy shit! You're back, man. Crazy!

141
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Did you go to the Great Beyond?

142
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Don't touch me, man!
Ketchup, get your fucking hands off me.

143
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!

144
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- What happened?
- Oh, I'll tell you what fucking happened.

145
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I'll tell you exactly what happened
in the Great Beyond...

146
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- ...you dumb, red piece of shit!
- What the f...?!

147
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As soon as we got out those doors...

148
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So you have learned the terrible truth.

149
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Congratulations!

150
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Now keep it to yourself,
or I will slit your throat while you sleep.

151
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I swear to God.

152
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Oh, my God!
Did you guys just hear that?

153
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What? What are you looking at?

154
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He's gone.
Where the fuck did he go?

155
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I'm so fucked up. I'm so fucked up.

156
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Ketchup, get the fuck off of me.
Nobody fucking touch me!

157
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<i>Attention, shoppers. The store
is closing in five minutes. Get out.</i>

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Hey, hey, hey, look at this.
We fucking got one.

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- Stand up straight, boys!
- Hey!

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Over here! Choose us!

161
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We're chosen!

162
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Pick us! Pick our package!

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Brenda!

164
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Frank!

165
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Oh, man. I'm freaking out.
My heart's racing.

166
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I'm having an out-of-sausage
experience. Yes!

167
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Choose us! Look at us!

168
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Oh, please, god.

169
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- Choose us. Look at us! Oh, yes!
- Please, god.

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- Nice!
- Whoo!

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- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
- Yes! Frank, we've been chosen together.

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Fucking A! Yeah!

173
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This is so cool!

174
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- I'm chosen! I got chosen!
- Going to the Promised Land!

175
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I'm on my way!

176
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Yo! Oh, fuck, yeah, dude.

177
00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:29,377
Somebody call a doctor
because, honestly, this beat is sick.

178
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- Actually, I feel great. Real healthy.
- Not you, the beat. The song, bro.

179
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- Oh, shit, Chips!
- Huh?

180
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C-H-I-P-S, Chips, Chips, Chips.

181
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I've known you forever.
I would never disrespect you with a lie.

182
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I will tell you very much
that you look fucking disgusting, bro.

183
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Oh, come on.

184
00:10:49,275 --> 00:10:53,525
No, I'm just messing with you, bro.
But for reals? You gotta hit the gym, bro.

185
00:10:54,155 --> 00:10:56,565
Oh, what's up?
Yo, are you pink all the way through?

186
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- Ew.
- Ha-ha-ha.

187
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I'm fucking with you, but also serious.
Is there a different color inside?

188
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Unh! What are you, even?

189
00:11:03,331 --> 00:11:06,631
What do you mean, what am I, dude?
I'm a fucking douche!

190
00:11:06,792 --> 00:11:09,592
You know how long I've been waiting
up in this motherfucker?

191
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I was starting to worry the gods didn't
want douches no more, but look at her.

192
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She's a fucking 10, bro.

193
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The G-O-D is D-T-D...

194
00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:19,810
...dude. Down to douche.

195
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"Lavash, sausages..."

196
00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,349
Oh, honey mustard.

197
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What? No.

198
00:11:26,395 --> 00:11:28,055
This can't be happening. Not again.

199
00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:30,360
Oh, Jesus, not to me. Motherfuck.

200
00:11:30,566 --> 00:11:32,736
Get your hands off of me. Get off of me!

201
00:11:32,902 --> 00:11:35,242
- Fecking gobshite!
- Back off!

202
00:11:35,404 --> 00:11:37,494
You don't even know
what you're celebrating.

203
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You're celebrating your doom!

204
00:11:40,201 --> 00:11:43,621
Wake up!
They're lying to your fucking faces!

205
00:11:43,788 --> 00:11:46,208
The Great Beyond is bullshit!

206
00:11:46,374 --> 00:11:49,544
- Why isn't anybody listening to me?
- Hey, buddy, are you all right?

207
00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:51,210
No, I'm not all right.

208
00:11:51,379 --> 00:11:53,669
It's all a lie.
Everything you've been told.

209
00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:57,179
- Everything you believe in.
- Honey Mustard, you acting cray-cray!

210
00:11:57,343 --> 00:12:00,973
We shouldn't be talking to this asshole.
Everyone knows Honey Mustard's weird.

211
00:12:01,138 --> 00:12:05,098
What is he? Honey? Is he mustard? Like,
make up your mind or just kill yourself.

212
00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:07,187
You fucking idiots. I've been there.

213
00:12:07,353 --> 00:12:10,063
I've seen that shit,
and there ain't no way I'm going back.

214
00:12:10,231 --> 00:12:12,191
Wait, you've been to the Great Beyond?

215
00:12:12,358 --> 00:12:13,648
"Great," my asshole!

216
00:12:13,818 --> 00:12:16,738
Everything we've ever known
is a dirt-covered pile of shit...

217
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:19,074
...jacking off in our fucking faces...

218
00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:21,410
...covering our eyes with their come...

219
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:24,245
...so come-covered we can't fucking see!

220
00:12:24,412 --> 00:12:29,292
We don't know! We don't know they're
jerking off into our eyes! Our faces!

221
00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:32,088
Shut up. The gods
are gonna hear you talking about them...

222
00:12:32,253 --> 00:12:35,763
They ain't gods. They're monsters!
Horrible, ugly, disgusting monsters!

223
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,763
They ain't gonna
get Honey Mustard twice.

224
00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:39,798
Fuck you, gods!

225
00:12:39,969 --> 00:12:43,349
I've got a date with oblivion.

226
00:12:43,514 --> 00:12:46,894
Whoa, just chill. Just get down
from the fucking... Aah!

227
00:12:47,059 --> 00:12:49,059
Oh, shit! He's out of the package!

228
00:12:49,228 --> 00:12:50,268
Barry, help!

229
00:12:50,438 --> 00:12:53,018
- Oh, fuck, Carl, what do we do?
- I don't know!

230
00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:55,820
I can't reach him.
I'm giving it everything I have.

231
00:12:55,985 --> 00:12:57,275
- Frank!
- Brenda.

232
00:12:57,445 --> 00:12:59,905
Oh, my God!
Brenda's out of the package!

233
00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:03,909
- I got you! Hold on! Hold on!
- I can't hold on!

234
00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:06,251
My little glove! It's slipping off!

235
00:13:07,580 --> 00:13:12,540
Look at you, following all their rules.
You have no idea what's coming.

236
00:13:12,710 --> 00:13:16,800
What is that in reference to? What's
coming? Be more specific, please!

237
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:19,264
You want proof? Talk to Firewater.

238
00:13:19,592 --> 00:13:22,302
That bastard bottle of booze
seems to know what's going on.

239
00:13:23,137 --> 00:13:25,097
- Unh!
- No!

240
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,805
- Oh, my God.
- Did you see that?

241
00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:34,151
Donkey fucker!

242
00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:39,994
Frank!

243
00:13:48,579 --> 00:13:50,409
Oh, no. Bro!

244
00:13:50,581 --> 00:13:52,791
Douche down!

245
00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,878
I'm out of my fucking box!

246
00:13:55,044 --> 00:13:56,754
Cream of Mushroom?

247
00:13:57,296 --> 00:13:58,666
Are you there?

248
00:14:03,302 --> 00:14:05,472
Wake up! I'm nothing without you!

249
00:14:07,223 --> 00:14:09,103
Get up! We gotta go!

250
00:14:16,190 --> 00:14:18,900
- Uhn!
- Frank! Move your fucking ass!

251
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:24,111
- Help!
- Oh, my God!

252
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,159
Frank, run!

253
00:14:27,326 --> 00:14:29,496
- I can't!
- Come on, Chips! It's you and me, bro!

254
00:14:29,662 --> 00:14:32,212
Gotta use your cardio, bro! Come on!
Pump those legs!

255
00:14:37,545 --> 00:14:39,085
Oh, my God!

256
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:42,260
Look out! Get to the wall!

257
00:14:45,803 --> 00:14:49,523
Hey. I... Sorry, I accidentally dropped
a few things back there.

258
00:14:49,682 --> 00:14:52,772
Except for that douche.
I don't know whose that is.

259
00:14:53,227 --> 00:14:56,897
Cleanup on Aisle 2.
This MILF dropped a douche.

260
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:59,574
Oh. "MILF." Thank you so much.

261
00:14:59,775 --> 00:15:02,485
Oh, fuck. Frank! Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Oh, no. Frank.

262
00:15:02,653 --> 00:15:06,783
Well, Barry, I guess now
you're weird and a pussy.

263
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:08,869
Add that to your list of accomplishments.

264
00:15:11,787 --> 00:15:13,537
Frank!

265
00:15:13,706 --> 00:15:15,786
No, no, no. Wait, babe, wait.

266
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:18,418
Please hold up. No, don't go.

267
00:15:18,586 --> 00:15:20,666
Come on. I can still get up in there!

268
00:15:22,548 --> 00:15:23,968
I could still...

269
00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:26,680
...get up in there.

270
00:15:32,141 --> 00:15:33,981
Oh, my God.

271
00:15:34,143 --> 00:15:37,733
My nozz! My motherfucking nozz!

272
00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:39,186
- You okay?
- I think so.

273
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,316
Yo, did you two do this to me?

274
00:15:41,609 --> 00:15:46,109
Are you two responsible for my nozzle
being irrepressibly fucked up?

275
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,700
Whoa, whoa, easy, man. Easy.

276
00:15:47,865 --> 00:15:51,035
Yeah, your nozzle's bent. Sorry.
You should be happy you're alive.

277
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:53,371
Yeah, Banana's whole face peeled off.

278
00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:55,537
Peanut Butter's wife is dead.
Look at him.

279
00:15:55,706 --> 00:15:59,416
Jelly! I'm gonna fix you.
I'm gonna fix this.

280
00:15:59,585 --> 00:16:02,495
You think I give a fuck about PB or J?

281
00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:05,721
Fuck this. I'm gonna kick your ass.
How you like them apples?

282
00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:07,763
- Who, us?
- No, not you.

283
00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:09,176
Come at me, bros.

284
00:16:09,345 --> 00:16:11,175
Come at you? What does that mean?

285
00:16:11,472 --> 00:16:13,562
Fine. You won't come at me?

286
00:16:13,724 --> 00:16:16,274
Well, then, guess who's coming at you.

287
00:16:16,435 --> 00:16:17,435
Me.

288
00:16:17,645 --> 00:16:19,355
Yaah!

289
00:16:19,563 --> 00:16:20,983
Look out!

290
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:25,573
No!

291
00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:40,668
Um...

292
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:45,090
<i>Attention, shoppers. The store's closed.</i>

293
00:16:48,634 --> 00:16:51,264
- You saved me!
- Well, yeah. Had to do something.

294
00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:53,428
I can't believe
you got out of your package.

295
00:16:53,597 --> 00:16:56,427
You would have gone to
the Great Beyond. You'd be there now.

296
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,940
There is no Great Beyond
without you, Frank.

297
00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:04,022
Well, according to Honey Mustard,
there might not be a Great Beyond at all.

298
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,821
- Frank, don't say that!
- Did you hear what he said?

299
00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:09,355
Yeah, yeah, I heard him talking
about the gods...

300
00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:12,780
...all over our faces,
and then I saw him die.

301
00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:16,330
Oh, no. What if the gods are doing this
to us because we touched tips?

302
00:17:16,495 --> 00:17:18,115
What? No! There's no way.

303
00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:21,078
"Just the tips." What were we thinking?

304
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:24,963
It wasn't even that... I mean, it was fine.
It's not like anyone writes home...

305
00:17:25,129 --> 00:17:27,879
- ...and says, "God, I had the best tip."
- Get away from me.

306
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,128
Don't touch me.

307
00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:32,549
It was you.
You cocksucking bagel fuckface!

308
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:33,720
Hey! Watch it!

309
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:37,517
You pushed me out of the cart.
No surprise there, huh?

310
00:17:37,683 --> 00:17:41,443
A bagel trying to kill a lavash,
once again.

311
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:44,063
I pushed you? What are you, nuts?

312
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:46,281
Why would I do that? I'm a pacifist.

313
00:17:46,442 --> 00:17:49,072
The only thing I've ever pushed
is my peaceful agenda.

314
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:53,446
Even that I didn't push, you know. I
pretty much passive-aggressively nudge.

315
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:55,075
I reached out in a panic.

316
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:57,542
It was toots over here, the bun.
She grabbed me.

317
00:17:57,703 --> 00:17:59,203
I was just trying to save Frank.

318
00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:00,541
Who is Frank? You?

319
00:18:00,706 --> 00:18:03,126
- Yeah, I'm Frank.
- The fault is yours, then, huh?

320
00:18:03,292 --> 00:18:06,002
I'm sorry, okay? I didn't mean
for any of this to happen.

321
00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:10,670
Well, it did. And now you and your
stupid, useless bun have fucked us all.

322
00:18:10,841 --> 00:18:13,141
Hey, who you calling useless,
you flappy fuck?

323
00:18:13,302 --> 00:18:15,302
Sausage, control your insolent bun.

324
00:18:15,471 --> 00:18:16,971
And cover her up already.

325
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,849
- Show some modesty, woman.
- Ooh!

326
00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:22,686
Hey, hey. Look, can we all just,
you know, calm down a notch, please?

327
00:18:22,853 --> 00:18:25,693
Let's try to be, I don't know, amicable.

328
00:18:25,856 --> 00:18:29,396
I'm Sammy Bagel Jr.
You know, I'm happy to meet all of you.

329
00:18:29,568 --> 00:18:33,818
- Except for this meshuggener cunt here.
- Hi, I'm Brenda. Brenda Bunson.

330
00:18:33,989 --> 00:18:35,739
Oh, wow. Really?

331
00:18:35,908 --> 00:18:37,618
Well, fuck all of you!

332
00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:40,945
I am Kareem Abdul Lavash!

333
00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:43,621
And what I currently care about
is that I have been...

334
00:18:43,791 --> 00:18:48,501
...completely and utterly fucked
out of being in the Great Beyond.

335
00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:53,432
I am to have 77 bottles
of extra-virgin olive oil...

336
00:18:53,592 --> 00:18:55,092
...waiting for me.

337
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:58,390
I am destined to soak up
their sweet juices...

338
00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:01,265
...as they dribble down my flaps.

339
00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:06,692
Okay. Look, guys, here's what
I'm thinking. We hurry back to our aisles.

340
00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:10,065
We sneak into another package and
still be fresh enough to get chosen.

341
00:19:10,234 --> 00:19:13,404
Okay, let's climb
to the top of the shelf here. And...

342
00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:16,660
...then we'll get a lay of the land...

343
00:19:16,824 --> 00:19:19,704
...and we'll figure out
where we're going. Come on.

344
00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:22,408
As long as the bagel
stays away from me, I accept.

345
00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:25,459
Oh, believe me, asshole,
I'll keep my distance.

346
00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:40,387
Oh!

347
00:19:42,266 --> 00:19:46,476
No disrespect,
but you look fucking gross, bro.

348
00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:51,975
Look at you.
Fucking bent-ass, busted-ass nozz.

349
00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:55,106
Oh, great.
You're leaking all your juice out.

350
00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:56,945
Can I ask you a question, me?

351
00:19:57,114 --> 00:20:00,784
Why would a god let you
up in her smooth, perfect sliz...

352
00:20:00,951 --> 00:20:03,701
...when you can't even squirt?

353
00:20:03,871 --> 00:20:05,411
You got nothing to squirt!

354
00:20:08,584 --> 00:20:11,214
I got no purpose.

355
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,758
I'm nothing!

356
00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:16,006
Oh, God.

357
00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:17,764
Is someone there?

358
00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:26,389
Help me, someone.

359
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:29,613
Help me. Help me.

360
00:20:30,856 --> 00:20:31,896
Help.

361
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:35,435
What's up, little juicy box?
You're leaking too, eh, bro?

362
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,236
And right out of your fucking dingle.

363
00:20:39,615 --> 00:20:40,905
Fucking sucks, right?

364
00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:44,334
Dying. So cold.

365
00:20:44,494 --> 00:20:46,124
Oh. Uh-oh.

366
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:47,538
- Light bulb.
- Yes?

367
00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:49,706
No, not fucking you, dummy.

368
00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:52,205
I think I might be forming
some beginnings...

369
00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:56,797
...of what could be the flower
that blossoms into an idea.

370
00:20:57,549 --> 00:21:02,179
If you fucking tell anyone about this,
I'm gonna deny it, bro.

371
00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:12,145
Fuck. This is some next-level shit, dude.

372
00:21:12,356 --> 00:21:13,686
You fucking like that?

373
00:21:15,484 --> 00:21:16,494
I'm juicing up!

374
00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:27,449
I'm like a full-on juicehead now, bro.

375
00:21:32,918 --> 00:21:35,248
I got a new purpose now.

376
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:37,092
Revenge!

377
00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:42,005
Where's that fucking sausage?
Because this douche is DTFSU.

378
00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:46,007
Down to fuck a sausage up!

379
00:21:47,057 --> 00:21:51,267
I'm coming for you!

380
00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:57,732
First you come into our aisle
and occupy more and more shelf space.

381
00:21:57,901 --> 00:22:01,531
You even have settlements now on
the west shelf that you claim as your own.

382
00:22:01,697 --> 00:22:03,987
Oh, look, it's not our fault
we needed a homeland.

383
00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:06,987
The sauerkraut kicked us out
of every decent aisle.

384
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:10,000
They tried to send us to
the barbeque section, for God's sake.

385
00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:13,003
- We were displaced.
- Don't you talk to me about displacement!

386
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,586
My good friend Tabouli
was ousted from his shelf...

387
00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:19,212
...just to make room
for that braided idiot, Challah.

388
00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:23,091
Wow, I can't... Frank, Brenda, come on,
are you guys gonna weigh in here?

389
00:22:23,260 --> 00:22:24,720
I mean, whose side are you on?

390
00:22:24,886 --> 00:22:28,056
This isn't just about me. I mean,
first they come for the bagels...

391
00:22:28,223 --> 00:22:32,353
I don't know. Isn't there room for both
of you? It seems like a pretty big aisle.

392
00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:37,397
- Yeah. Both, sure.
- What a dumb sausage!

393
00:22:37,566 --> 00:22:39,526
Like we can coexist!

394
00:22:39,693 --> 00:22:42,033
- That's good material.
- Room for both of us!

395
00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:44,405
Holy shit.

396
00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:56,836
Holy fucksticks.
We are "ray-ray" far from home.

397
00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:00,589
Liquor aisle.

398
00:23:01,173 --> 00:23:03,223
Firewater.

399
00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:07,255
From here, it seems like the best route
is probably to go through the liquor aisle.

400
00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:08,679
So shall we?

401
00:23:08,847 --> 00:23:11,677
What? It kind of seems out of the way.
Are you sure?

402
00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:13,480
Yeah. Totally sure.

403
00:23:13,643 --> 00:23:17,313
Okay, because the way you're saying it
doesn't sound like you're too confident.

404
00:23:17,481 --> 00:23:20,571
- Oh. Uh, yeah, trust me.
- Oh, okay, there we go.

405
00:23:28,492 --> 00:23:30,372
<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Who wants to dance now!
Come on, let's rock! ♪♪</i></font></b>

406
00:23:40,962 --> 00:23:42,172
Kegger!

407
00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:45,092
Holy shit. Look at this place.

408
00:23:45,258 --> 00:23:46,968
It's fucking crazy!

409
00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:51,135
Are you seeing this? They're all out
of their packages. What are they doing?

410
00:23:51,306 --> 00:23:53,056
This is a place of unparalleled sin!

411
00:23:53,225 --> 00:23:56,765
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
Didn't see you there. Sorry.

412
00:23:56,937 --> 00:24:00,187
Don't mind me. Just minding
my own business. Just passing through.

413
00:24:00,357 --> 00:24:03,817
Hey, bun!
Welcome to the aisle. Wanna dance?

414
00:24:04,194 --> 00:24:06,864
No, thank you, Mon. I'm quite irie...

415
00:24:07,030 --> 00:24:09,870
...just being left alone over here,
don't you know?

416
00:24:10,033 --> 00:24:11,743
Oh, boy. That was Irish.

417
00:24:11,910 --> 00:24:13,410
Holy shit!

418
00:24:16,081 --> 00:24:18,421
What a crazy coincidence!
This is Firewater's cave!

419
00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:21,293
This is what Honey Mustard
was talking about. We should go.

420
00:24:21,461 --> 00:24:25,721
Okay, yeah, great. You go do that. I'll just
be out here dry-humping this 40-ouncer.

421
00:24:25,882 --> 00:24:27,552
Not! Yeah, I said "not."

422
00:24:27,717 --> 00:24:31,507
That's how serious I am. We can't piss the
gods off any more than we already have.

423
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:34,100
Okay, I totally get
you don't wanna go in there.

424
00:24:34,266 --> 00:24:39,436
I'll tell you what. I'll go in super-duper
fast, in and out, I'll be five minutes.

425
00:24:39,604 --> 00:24:41,984
Fine. Five minutes. Be fast.

426
00:24:42,149 --> 00:24:43,319
And careful.

427
00:24:43,483 --> 00:24:46,113
- Mostly fast. We have to go.
- Thank you. You're the best.

428
00:24:46,278 --> 00:24:48,068
I'll meet you at the end of the aisle.

429
00:24:50,866 --> 00:24:53,366
- Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
- Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

430
00:24:54,077 --> 00:24:55,287
<i>Hiya, how are ya</i>

431
00:24:55,453 --> 00:24:57,793
<i>Hiya, how are ya
Hiya, how are ya</i>

432
00:24:57,956 --> 00:25:00,076
<i>Hiya, how are ya
Hiya, how are ya</i>

433
00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:03,000
<i>Hiya, how are ya
Hiya, how are ya</i>

434
00:25:03,753 --> 00:25:04,963
Hiya. How are ya?

435
00:25:05,130 --> 00:25:07,510
Hiya. How are ya?

436
00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:10,054
I'm Frank. Are you Firewater?

437
00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:13,642
- Mm-hm.
- What are you doing in this cave?

438
00:25:14,806 --> 00:25:18,886
I am the original inhabitant
of this land.

439
00:25:19,060 --> 00:25:23,020
My kind once had a pristine aisle.

440
00:25:23,190 --> 00:25:25,820
Majestic and untouched.

441
00:25:25,984 --> 00:25:27,994
Then we were driven out of it...

442
00:25:28,153 --> 00:25:31,323
...by a bunch
of goddamn fucking crackers!

443
00:25:31,489 --> 00:25:33,529
Oh, yeah. The crackers.

444
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:36,200
They do have a nice aisle.

445
00:25:36,369 --> 00:25:40,619
Okay, anyway, look. I was told that
you might have some answers?

446
00:25:40,999 --> 00:25:43,169
Answers I have.

447
00:25:43,335 --> 00:25:44,335
But first...

448
00:25:45,921 --> 00:25:48,171
...I must know the question.

449
00:25:48,381 --> 00:25:51,761
Okay. Well, before I saw him
jump to his death...

450
00:25:51,927 --> 00:25:55,717
...Honey Mustard said the Great Beyond
is bullshit and the gods are monsters.

451
00:25:56,514 --> 00:25:59,144
And I always kind of thought
that it didn't quite add up.

452
00:25:59,309 --> 00:26:04,269
So I guess my question is, what really
happens in the Great Beyond?

453
00:26:05,941 --> 00:26:08,111
To find that which you seek...

454
00:26:08,276 --> 00:26:10,736
...all you must do is look deep...

455
00:26:10,904 --> 00:26:13,534
...into my bag of wonderment.

456
00:26:13,865 --> 00:26:15,235
Whoa.

457
00:26:19,496 --> 00:26:20,826
I don't see anything.

458
00:26:20,997 --> 00:26:22,497
Deeper.

459
00:26:22,666 --> 00:26:23,916
Deeper.

460
00:26:24,292 --> 00:26:25,502
Deeper.

461
00:26:25,669 --> 00:26:28,049
Put your whole head in the bag there.
There you go.

462
00:26:28,213 --> 00:26:30,223
Just say when.
I'm just gonna keep going in.

463
00:26:30,382 --> 00:26:32,382
Guys! Get out here!
Help me kill this prick.

464
00:26:32,550 --> 00:26:35,180
This motherfucker knows
too much. We gotta off his ass!

465
00:26:35,345 --> 00:26:37,755
Someone hand me
a blade. I'll gut this cocksucker!

466
00:26:37,931 --> 00:26:41,521
No! If we kill him,
we are no better than the gods.

467
00:26:41,685 --> 00:26:43,895
Ah... He is right.

468
00:26:44,062 --> 00:26:46,062
Take off the bag of wonderment.

469
00:26:47,983 --> 00:26:49,033
Who are you?

470
00:26:49,192 --> 00:26:53,612
We the nonperishables, motherfucker.

471
00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:55,660
We never expire.

472
00:26:55,824 --> 00:26:57,084
We are...

473
00:26:57,242 --> 00:26:58,542
...immortal.

474
00:26:58,702 --> 00:27:00,752
This here's Twink and Grits.

475
00:27:00,912 --> 00:27:04,002
They call me Mr. Grits.

476
00:27:04,165 --> 00:27:05,785
Yeah, Mr. Grits. Yeah, whatever.

477
00:27:05,959 --> 00:27:08,629
- You told him about the crackers?
- Yeah, I told him.

478
00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:12,125
You don't even wanna hear
what they did to Mr. Grits over here.

479
00:27:12,299 --> 00:27:13,339
Fuck the crackers.

480
00:27:13,508 --> 00:27:16,758
I'm gonna fuck them crackers right
in the crack of they cracker asses.

481
00:27:16,928 --> 00:27:18,308
Cracker-ass crackers.

482
00:27:18,471 --> 00:27:20,561
Why kill me?
All I did was ask what happens...

483
00:27:20,724 --> 00:27:24,024
...in the Great Beyond.
Jeez! What's the big whoop?

484
00:27:24,185 --> 00:27:27,765
We can't tell this sausage motherfucker
the truth. We just met his ass.

485
00:27:27,939 --> 00:27:33,279
He basically knows it already.
Maybe it's time to end this.

486
00:27:33,778 --> 00:27:37,158
I am tired of all of the lies.

487
00:27:37,741 --> 00:27:40,581
Prepare yourself.
For you're about to learn...

488
00:27:40,744 --> 00:27:44,624
...the terrible truth. Does anybody
want a hit before we get into this?

489
00:27:44,789 --> 00:27:45,789
- Twink?
- Nah, I'm cool.

490
00:27:45,957 --> 00:27:48,311
- Shit, if we smoking, I'll hit it.
- That's what I thought.

491
00:27:48,335 --> 00:27:50,125
Pass the weed, motherfucker.

492
00:27:51,921 --> 00:27:52,961
Goddamn!

493
00:27:55,342 --> 00:27:57,472
- This indica?
- Nah, man. Sativa.

494
00:27:57,635 --> 00:27:59,135
It's good shit. Clean high.

495
00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:01,220
Oh, no, thanks.

496
00:28:01,389 --> 00:28:05,939
Trust me. What you're about to hear,
you'll want some.

497
00:28:15,862 --> 00:28:17,202
Fifty-five minutes.

498
00:28:17,364 --> 00:28:18,954
I know. Where is he?

499
00:28:19,115 --> 00:28:23,535
Wa-ha-ha.
Looks like you got ditched, bun. Ha-ha.

500
00:28:23,703 --> 00:28:26,413
He wouldn't ditch me, dumb-ass.
He's my boyfriend. I mean...

501
00:28:26,581 --> 00:28:29,751
...we touched T-I-Ps. Ha-ha-ha.

502
00:28:29,918 --> 00:28:30,958
<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ We touched tips ♪♪</i></font></b>

503
00:28:32,295 --> 00:28:34,955
<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Just the tips
Oh, we touched our tips ♪♪</i></font></b>

504
00:28:36,716 --> 00:28:38,386
Sorry, I don't know why I'm singing.

505
00:28:38,551 --> 00:28:41,811
<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Sometimes I get nervous
And I'll sing! ♪♪</i></font></b>♪

506
00:28:42,138 --> 00:28:44,218
Maybe that's why he ditched you.

507
00:28:44,391 --> 00:28:48,141
Your loose morals are revolting,
tip-toucher!

508
00:28:48,311 --> 00:28:52,571
You don't think that because I'm out
of the package he thinks I'm not pure?

509
00:28:52,732 --> 00:28:55,942
God. I didn't want to say it,
but I do have that not-so-fresh feeling.

510
00:28:56,111 --> 00:28:57,611
Excuse me.

511
00:28:57,779 --> 00:29:00,159
- Are you a bun?
- Uh...

512
00:29:00,323 --> 00:29:01,623
Yeah, I am. Why?

513
00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:03,953
And you've been traveling
with a sausage?

514
00:29:04,119 --> 00:29:05,909
Yes! Yes, I have! Have you seen him?

515
00:29:06,079 --> 00:29:08,869
I have! He's looking for you in my aisle.

516
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:12,290
He's right this way.
I can take you to him, <i>chica.</i>

517
00:29:12,836 --> 00:29:15,626
I take you to him real good.

518
00:29:19,426 --> 00:29:22,046
All right, <i>vámonos.</i> Let's go.

519
00:29:22,220 --> 00:29:23,760
I am to be trusted.

520
00:29:38,862 --> 00:29:43,282
Yeah. This has a nice
south-of-the-border vibe. Heh.

521
00:29:52,292 --> 00:29:56,752
Okay, you go over there
and you sit at the bar right there, okay?

522
00:29:56,921 --> 00:29:59,091
You can't move a muscle, okay?

523
00:29:59,299 --> 00:30:01,089
I'll be right back, all right?

524
00:30:02,969 --> 00:30:04,509
Okay.

525
00:30:05,305 --> 00:30:09,385
And bless me, <i>Santa Chimichanga,</i> and
protect me from the Dark Lord. Amen.

526
00:30:09,559 --> 00:30:11,019
Oh, sorry.

527
00:30:11,186 --> 00:30:12,226
Excuse me.

528
00:30:14,230 --> 00:30:15,730
The bun.

529
00:30:15,899 --> 00:30:19,319
The one he's been searching for.
She's here.

530
00:30:20,361 --> 00:30:22,201
And she's beautiful.

531
00:30:27,619 --> 00:30:29,869
Is it me or is everyone looking at us?

532
00:30:31,414 --> 00:30:32,964
- H, hi. It's nice to meet...
- Shh.

533
00:30:33,124 --> 00:30:35,674
Don't look at me. Eyes forward.
Act natural.

534
00:30:35,835 --> 00:30:37,455
- Oh, okay.
- Listen.

535
00:30:37,795 --> 00:30:39,295
My name is Teresa Del Taco.

536
00:30:39,464 --> 00:30:41,224
And you are in <i>grande</i> danger.

537
00:30:41,382 --> 00:30:44,302
This is a trap!
You must to come with me. Now!

538
00:30:44,469 --> 00:30:47,469
All right. I got them right here,
<i>amigo.</i> I...

539
00:30:47,639 --> 00:30:49,269
Shit!

540
00:30:49,849 --> 00:30:52,519
Get your nose out of my crotch!

541
00:30:52,685 --> 00:30:56,305
My nose out of your crotch?
Get your crotch off my nose!

542
00:30:56,481 --> 00:31:00,031
- Hey. Why are we hiding?
- Shh.

543
00:31:00,193 --> 00:31:01,243
He's coming.

544
00:31:01,569 --> 00:31:04,109
- Who?
- The one they call...

545
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,280
<i>...El Douche.</i>

546
00:31:10,578 --> 00:31:12,408
<i>- El Douche!
- El Douche!</i>

547
00:31:12,580 --> 00:31:14,670
What gives, bro?
You told me you had them.

548
00:31:14,832 --> 00:31:18,712
So you drag me over to this fucking aisle
with all these illegal products...

549
00:31:18,878 --> 00:31:21,878
...and now I don't see them.
So where the fuck are they?

550
00:31:22,048 --> 00:31:23,548
Spill the beans!

551
00:31:23,716 --> 00:31:25,966
Beans, I swear to fucking God,
if you don't...

552
00:31:26,177 --> 00:31:29,217
- ...shut the fuck up...
- Oh, no. He's back! Where's Frank?

553
00:31:29,389 --> 00:31:31,559
- They were just here.
- What part of:

554
00:31:31,724 --> 00:31:35,484
"I want the sausage and the bun dead,
and if you see them, come and get me..."

555
00:31:35,645 --> 00:31:38,265
...and if I find out that
you didn't come and get me...

556
00:31:38,439 --> 00:31:42,029
...or just couldn't find them good enough,
I'll fucking kill your asses"...

557
00:31:42,193 --> 00:31:44,153
...did you not understand, Tequila?

558
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:47,620
Well, it's a pretty confusing sentence
to be honest with you, you know?

559
00:31:47,782 --> 00:31:50,082
I mean, this is...
This happens, you know?

560
00:31:50,243 --> 00:31:53,373
Bro, come here. No, it's fine.
It's cool. No biggie.

561
00:31:53,538 --> 00:31:58,838
I'm not gonna do something fucked up
to you now as soon as I get you in close.

562
00:31:59,043 --> 00:32:01,253
- Aah!
- No way, José!

563
00:32:01,421 --> 00:32:05,551
Yes way. José's fucking dead, yo.

564
00:32:12,724 --> 00:32:14,564
Right in my guac and balls.

565
00:32:14,726 --> 00:32:17,016
And the same thing's
gonna happen to all of you...

566
00:32:17,186 --> 00:32:20,476
...unless you find
the sausage and the bun.

567
00:32:20,690 --> 00:32:22,360
<i>Por aca, por aca,</i> this way.

568
00:32:22,525 --> 00:32:25,815
The coyotes used this tunnel
to smuggle some of us out of the aisle...

569
00:32:25,987 --> 00:32:27,447
...in hope of a better life.

570
00:32:27,614 --> 00:32:29,414
We will do the same.

571
00:32:30,992 --> 00:32:33,412
- It's good shit, isn't it?
- Okay.

572
00:32:33,578 --> 00:32:37,498
Okay, I'm super baked. My friends are
probably wondering where the hell I am.

573
00:32:37,665 --> 00:32:40,705
Will somebody please just tell me
something already?

574
00:32:40,877 --> 00:32:44,877
Okay. The thing about
the Great Beyond is...

575
00:32:45,298 --> 00:32:46,298
...we invented it!

576
00:32:46,466 --> 00:32:48,336
- What?!
- I know, right?

577
00:32:48,509 --> 00:32:52,349
As soon as you're out those doors,
the gods kill our asses.

578
00:32:52,513 --> 00:32:56,523
What, are you crazy? That doesn't make
any sense. Why would the gods kill us?

579
00:32:56,684 --> 00:32:58,604
Because it makes them stronger.

580
00:32:58,770 --> 00:33:01,400
Every kill gives them more power,
and it's never enough.

581
00:33:01,564 --> 00:33:05,694
Over the years, they've grown
bigger, stronger, fatter.

582
00:33:05,860 --> 00:33:08,360
Their hunger's insatiable, buddy.
I mean, fuck.

583
00:33:08,529 --> 00:33:10,109
You guys are fucking nuts.

584
00:33:10,281 --> 00:33:13,371
How much of that shit have you been
smoking? Too much is how much.

585
00:33:13,534 --> 00:33:15,874
We blaze for real, 24/7. No joke.

586
00:33:16,037 --> 00:33:18,707
But we also know our shit.

587
00:33:18,873 --> 00:33:22,213
Before us,
everyone knew the awful truth.

588
00:33:23,753 --> 00:33:26,263
<i>Oh, how they screamed.</i>

589
00:33:26,422 --> 00:33:28,052
<i>It was a living nightmare.</i>

590
00:33:28,216 --> 00:33:32,046
<i>So we, the nonperishables,
created a story.</i>

591
00:33:32,220 --> 00:33:34,310
<i>The story of the Great Beyond.</i>

592
00:33:34,472 --> 00:33:37,022
<i>A place where the gods care for you...</i>

593
00:33:37,183 --> 00:33:41,153
<i>...and all your wildest and wettest
dreams would come true.</i>

594
00:33:42,522 --> 00:33:47,072
<i>They would go out those doors happy
instead of shitting themselves.</i>

595
00:33:47,235 --> 00:33:50,105
Wait, wait. So you're telling me
you wrote the song?

596
00:33:50,279 --> 00:33:53,489
I can't take full credit.
I wrote the music. Twink is my lyricist.

597
00:33:53,991 --> 00:33:57,251
We both drop it right
and we drop it all the time. Boom.

598
00:33:57,412 --> 00:33:59,122
The melody came to me one night...

599
00:33:59,288 --> 00:34:03,288
...when I was getting
super, super, super baked.

600
00:34:03,459 --> 00:34:05,839
Like fuck-a-guy baked.
You know what I'm saying?

601
00:34:06,129 --> 00:34:07,459
Yeah, he does.

602
00:34:07,839 --> 00:34:10,259
The song had a great hook
and it caught on. You know.

603
00:34:10,425 --> 00:34:13,845
In time, everyone accepted
this false truth.

604
00:34:14,011 --> 00:34:19,101
But over the years,
things started to get a little fucky.

605
00:34:19,267 --> 00:34:22,647
<i>The aisles started changing my verses
to support their own views.</i>

606
00:34:23,479 --> 00:34:27,859
<i>Fucking with Twink's lyrics.
Remixing my shit without my permish.</i>

607
00:34:28,234 --> 00:34:31,454
<i>Now every morning
when I hear the song, I'm like:</i>

608
00:34:31,612 --> 00:34:33,322
<i>"What the fuck are you guys saying?!"</i>

609
00:34:33,489 --> 00:34:37,329
<i>Wasn't there a part about exterminating
juice? I didn't write that! I love juice!</i>

610
00:34:37,493 --> 00:34:41,873
<i>Always have. Juice are hilarious. Who
the fuck do these guys think they are?</i>

611
00:34:44,083 --> 00:34:48,093
Anyway, at least it's still
distracting them from the truth:

612
00:34:48,254 --> 00:34:51,304
That they get brutally devoured.

613
00:34:51,674 --> 00:34:54,974
So that means Carl and Barry are dead?

614
00:34:55,261 --> 00:34:58,641
I don't know who those dudes are.
But if they went out those doors?

615
00:34:58,931 --> 00:35:00,641
Dead as a motherfucker.

616
00:35:01,017 --> 00:35:02,347
Oh, God.

617
00:35:02,518 --> 00:35:05,438
If what you're saying is true,
I gotta tell everyone.

618
00:35:05,605 --> 00:35:09,935
Very noble, little sausage.
But also very pointless.

619
00:35:10,193 --> 00:35:11,573
No one will believe you.

620
00:35:11,736 --> 00:35:14,696
I have to try.
Everyone will die otherwise.

621
00:35:14,989 --> 00:35:17,119
Oh, yeah. That's a good point.
Fuck me, right?

622
00:35:17,283 --> 00:35:19,203
Wait, do you guys have any proof
of this?

623
00:35:21,162 --> 00:35:24,212
Go to the Dark Aisle. Beyond the ice.

624
00:35:24,373 --> 00:35:25,753
Why? What's in that aisle?

625
00:35:25,917 --> 00:35:28,337
Oh, you'll see. But I warn you...

626
00:35:28,503 --> 00:35:30,673
...once you see that shit...

627
00:35:30,838 --> 00:35:34,928
...it'll fuck you up for life.

628
00:35:35,259 --> 00:35:37,549
Good luck! Have fun! Ha-ha-ha.

629
00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:42,680
Hey, Grits. Pack another bowl, will you?
I'm a-hankering for a hunk of herb.

630
00:35:48,564 --> 00:35:51,114
Shit. I really needed that douche.

631
00:35:51,275 --> 00:35:54,645
Holy shit, we're actually here!
Come on, Barry, you're missing it, man!

632
00:35:54,821 --> 00:35:56,111
Dude, get in on this shit.

633
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:59,910
God, what have I done? Frank needed
my help, but I wasn't there for him.

634
00:36:00,076 --> 00:36:02,746
After all the times he stood up for me,
you know.

635
00:36:02,912 --> 00:36:04,912
God, I'm such a fearful coward.

636
00:36:05,081 --> 00:36:07,381
He'll never forgive me.
I'll never forgive me.

637
00:36:07,542 --> 00:36:10,672
Look, Barry, the only way
to respectfully honor Frank...

638
00:36:10,837 --> 00:36:12,627
...is to completely forget about him.

639
00:36:12,797 --> 00:36:15,127
- Oh.
- And, hey, for all we know, he's okay.

640
00:36:15,299 --> 00:36:18,339
He's probably headed back to our aisle
and he'll be here tomorrow.

641
00:36:18,511 --> 00:36:20,851
Just act happy. Ignore your feelings.

642
00:36:21,013 --> 00:36:23,433
Come on, let's see that smile. Ah.

643
00:36:23,599 --> 00:36:24,929
I see that lip curling up.

644
00:36:25,351 --> 00:36:27,351
Oh, there you go! Whoo!

645
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:30,900
Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
We're in the Great Be-frigging-yond.

646
00:36:32,733 --> 00:36:34,033
Get ready, boys!

647
00:36:34,193 --> 00:36:37,203
We's about to fills what we need to fills.

648
00:36:37,613 --> 00:36:38,703
Feel that breeze.

649
00:36:38,865 --> 00:36:41,075
- Carl, do you feel that?
- This feels amazing.

650
00:36:41,742 --> 00:36:43,492
- Whoo-hoo!
- Oh, yeah.

651
00:36:43,661 --> 00:36:45,041
We're out of the package.

652
00:36:45,204 --> 00:36:46,544
It's beautiful, man.

653
00:36:46,706 --> 00:36:50,996
It's just beautiful! I'm crying!
I'm crying because it's so pretty here!

654
00:36:51,168 --> 00:36:53,588
Stretch your legs with me, Carl.
Just do it, man.

655
00:36:53,754 --> 00:36:58,514
Oh, yes! Yes!
I'm the first to enter eternity!

656
00:36:58,968 --> 00:37:02,138
Potato! Way to go, buddy!
That's my guy!

657
00:37:03,973 --> 00:37:06,683
Being bathed by the hands of a god!

658
00:37:08,185 --> 00:37:13,515
<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Oh, Danny boy
The pipes, the pipes are call... ♪♪</i></font></b>♪

659
00:37:13,691 --> 00:37:15,571
Oh, Jesus fuck!

660
00:37:15,735 --> 00:37:17,355
Oh, God! Me skin!

661
00:37:17,528 --> 00:37:20,818
- She's peeling me fucking skin!
- What the fuck?!

662
00:37:20,990 --> 00:37:23,740
Jesus, you fucking whore!

663
00:37:23,910 --> 00:37:26,330
Me eyes! They burn!

664
00:37:26,495 --> 00:37:29,365
No! Please, no! I have got a <i>famiglia!</i>

665
00:37:35,171 --> 00:37:36,171
No! No!

666
00:37:36,339 --> 00:37:38,969
Cheese! You don't deserve that!

667
00:37:43,304 --> 00:37:44,474
Oh, no! No!

668
00:37:48,643 --> 00:37:52,103
For the love of shit, run!

669
00:37:53,481 --> 00:37:54,941
Whoops!

670
00:37:55,650 --> 00:37:58,490
I want my mommy!

671
00:38:02,365 --> 00:38:04,905
They're eating children!

672
00:38:05,076 --> 00:38:06,866
Fucking children!

673
00:38:08,079 --> 00:38:10,119
- We gotta run!
- Oh!

674
00:38:10,373 --> 00:38:11,793
We're all gonna die!

675
00:38:11,958 --> 00:38:15,998
Barry! Snap the fuck out of it and run!

676
00:38:20,716 --> 00:38:23,756
Okay, little buddy.
Jump on the count of three.

677
00:38:23,928 --> 00:38:24,928
One!

678
00:38:25,096 --> 00:38:26,096
Two!

679
00:38:26,263 --> 00:38:27,723
Thre... Uhn.

680
00:38:27,932 --> 00:38:29,142
Carl?

681
00:38:32,019 --> 00:38:34,769
"Gar Babar" what?
What are you saying, Carl?

682
00:38:34,981 --> 00:38:37,111
Oh! Oh, God. No!

683
00:38:37,274 --> 00:38:40,114
No! Oh, God! Carl!

684
00:38:40,277 --> 00:38:41,817
Carl!

685
00:38:42,363 --> 00:38:44,163
Barry!

686
00:38:44,323 --> 00:38:47,493
Carl! Dear sweet Carl.

687
00:38:47,660 --> 00:38:49,330
What have they done to you, Carl?

688
00:38:49,495 --> 00:38:51,245
No!

689
00:38:52,540 --> 00:38:54,130
Whoa!

690
00:38:54,709 --> 00:38:57,209
No! No. No. No!

691
00:39:01,007 --> 00:39:04,637
I fall out of the cart, then I lose Frank,
now I'm being hunted by a douche.

692
00:39:04,802 --> 00:39:07,012
The gods must be punishing me,
don't you see?

693
00:39:07,179 --> 00:39:09,769
This is what I get for giving in
to my disgusting urges.

694
00:39:10,266 --> 00:39:11,636
I'm such a whore.

695
00:39:11,809 --> 00:39:16,269
Sweet bun, I must admit I too
sometimes have urges...

696
00:39:16,439 --> 00:39:18,569
...impure thoughts. We all do.

697
00:39:18,733 --> 00:39:21,323
Oh, good. That actually makes me
feel a little better.

698
00:39:21,485 --> 00:39:23,985
- We must never give in to them.
- That's the opposite...

699
00:39:24,155 --> 00:39:25,905
- ...of what I thought you'd say.
- Yes.

700
00:39:26,073 --> 00:39:29,913
The gods are always watching,
even when we cannot see them.

701
00:39:30,327 --> 00:39:31,787
You think it's too late for me?

702
00:39:31,954 --> 00:39:34,544
Do not worry, bun. I will get you home.

703
00:39:35,499 --> 00:39:37,079
Can I ask why you're helping me?

704
00:39:37,418 --> 00:39:42,758
When I saw you, I felt inside myself
a tingling-Iingling sensation.

705
00:39:42,923 --> 00:39:46,053
I am sure it was the gods
telling me to help you.

706
00:39:46,218 --> 00:39:48,928
It was as though I saw myself in you.

707
00:39:49,597 --> 00:39:51,967
Yeah. Yeah, I guess
I kind of see myself in you too.

708
00:39:52,141 --> 00:39:54,811
I mean, look at our shapes.
You know, you're sideways.

709
00:39:54,977 --> 00:39:57,307
But still, you're kind of like me.

710
00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:00,320
A thin, brittle version of me.

711
00:40:00,483 --> 00:40:04,453
Or another way of looking at it
is you're a fat, ugly version of her.

712
00:40:04,612 --> 00:40:08,572
- All right. That's not necessary.
- That's no way to treat a lady.

713
00:40:09,950 --> 00:40:10,950
Oh, fuck!

714
00:40:11,118 --> 00:40:12,828
That's right, girl. It's me.

715
00:40:13,037 --> 00:40:14,907
And what we got here?

716
00:40:15,122 --> 00:40:17,672
A taco, a whiny doughnut...

717
00:40:17,833 --> 00:40:22,803
...and some stupid floppy thing
that nobody knows exactly what it is.

718
00:40:22,963 --> 00:40:23,963
Okay, so...

719
00:40:24,131 --> 00:40:25,671
Did someone say <i>"Queso"?</i>

720
00:40:25,841 --> 00:40:28,681
A fucking stretch,
and you know you it, <i>Queso!</i>

721
00:40:28,844 --> 00:40:31,644
So where was I? Oh, right.

722
00:40:31,806 --> 00:40:34,516
I was about to beat on you
most viciously...

723
00:40:34,683 --> 00:40:36,853
- ...and in my opinion appropriately...
- Oh!

724
00:40:37,019 --> 00:40:39,229
...to find the whereabouts...

725
00:40:39,396 --> 00:40:44,486
...of the sausage who destroyed
my body and my...

726
00:40:44,652 --> 00:40:47,072
- Fucking...
- Run for your lives!

727
00:40:47,238 --> 00:40:52,408
Fuck, that hurts so much! Oh!

728
00:40:53,828 --> 00:40:55,038
Run!

729
00:40:55,371 --> 00:40:56,661
Oh, he's coming at us!

730
00:40:59,166 --> 00:41:00,746
Hurry!

731
00:41:05,965 --> 00:41:07,545
- Guys, I'm stuck!
- Yaah!

732
00:41:07,716 --> 00:41:09,046
<i>Ay</i>, my bunny-bun!

733
00:41:09,218 --> 00:41:11,718
- I told you she was too fat.
- I heard that!

734
00:41:11,887 --> 00:41:13,847
Come on, honeybun, suck it in.

735
00:41:14,431 --> 00:41:16,981
- Aah!
- He's coming, he's coming.

736
00:41:17,143 --> 00:41:19,063
<i>Eso duele,</i> get the butter!

737
00:41:22,022 --> 00:41:24,822
Fuck! Stuck!
You gotta be kidding me, dude!

738
00:41:24,984 --> 00:41:30,164
<i>Toma la pinche douche de la chingada
de mierda pendejo</i> son of a bitch!

739
00:41:30,614 --> 00:41:31,874
Yeah! What she said!

740
00:41:32,032 --> 00:41:35,292
<i>Ay, mi gordita</i>, let's not start
eating each other's boxes just yet.

741
00:41:35,452 --> 00:41:37,502
We are still not safe here. Let's go!

742
00:41:37,663 --> 00:41:38,713
Screw you!

743
00:41:38,873 --> 00:41:40,833
I'm gonna get you, my pretty!

744
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,960
I'm gonna get you
and your little sausage too!

745
00:41:44,295 --> 00:41:46,455
Go fuck yourself, <i>El Douche.</i>

746
00:41:46,839 --> 00:41:49,379
<i>Ay, Santa Chimichanga...</i>

747
00:41:49,550 --> 00:41:52,010
...I promise to be a good taco.

748
00:42:00,102 --> 00:42:03,692
Shit, shit, shit!
Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man.

749
00:42:03,856 --> 00:42:06,856
What do I do? I'm all alone.
I'm a coward and I'm all alone.

750
00:42:07,026 --> 00:42:10,776
I fucked over Frank, Carl's dead
and I'm all alone.

751
00:42:10,946 --> 00:42:13,526
This is what I get for being a pussy.

752
00:42:14,033 --> 00:42:15,373
Oh, no, a god!

753
00:42:26,253 --> 00:42:27,713
A sausage.

754
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:31,260
Sir? Sir, I'm sorry to wake you.
I'm a fellow sausage in distress.

755
00:42:31,425 --> 00:42:34,135
My name's Barry, it's a pleasure
to meet you. What's your name?

756
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:38,180
Oh, God!

757
00:42:38,349 --> 00:42:40,269
No, no, no! Aah!

758
00:42:43,896 --> 00:42:47,726
I begged them to stop,
but they just wouldn't.

759
00:42:47,900 --> 00:42:50,150
First, the gods stretched me till it hurt.

760
00:42:50,319 --> 00:42:52,949
Then they went inside me and then...
And then...

761
00:42:53,113 --> 00:42:54,453
- ...splooge!
- Aah!

762
00:42:54,615 --> 00:42:55,695
Look at me.

763
00:42:55,866 --> 00:42:57,196
Look at me!

764
00:43:00,412 --> 00:43:03,002
They... They feel no remorse.

765
00:43:03,165 --> 00:43:06,245
Oh, God, oh, God! What's the point
of even living anymore?

766
00:43:06,418 --> 00:43:08,208
I might as well just die.

767
00:43:18,347 --> 00:43:19,347
Home.

768
00:43:19,515 --> 00:43:21,635
Maybe this god can get me home.

769
00:43:21,809 --> 00:43:24,939
Hey, man, be careful with this.
Bath salts are the real deal.

770
00:43:25,104 --> 00:43:27,944
People been seeing some crazy shit.

771
00:43:28,107 --> 00:43:29,147
Awesome.

772
00:43:29,316 --> 00:43:31,236
I can warn Frank.

773
00:43:31,443 --> 00:43:33,203
Here goes everything!

774
00:43:54,508 --> 00:43:56,388
Brenda!

775
00:43:57,469 --> 00:43:58,599
Oh!

776
00:43:59,221 --> 00:44:00,811
Brenda!

777
00:44:00,973 --> 00:44:03,183
Brenda! Oh, Brenda, there you are!

778
00:44:03,350 --> 00:44:04,850
- Frank!
- Ah! You feel so good.

779
00:44:05,019 --> 00:44:07,189
I was afraid you left me
because I wasn't fresh.

780
00:44:07,354 --> 00:44:09,524
I was attacked by a douche.
He's trying to kill us!

781
00:44:09,690 --> 00:44:12,990
Douche? Oh, my God, Brenda!
Are you okay? Did he come at you?

782
00:44:13,152 --> 00:44:16,702
Yes, I'm fine, but it was really scary.
Where have you been?

783
00:44:16,864 --> 00:44:20,704
All right, look, I found out
some pretty major shit.

784
00:44:20,868 --> 00:44:24,408
I met this group of nonperishables
between the shelves, and they told me...

785
00:44:24,580 --> 00:44:28,330
...that they invented the Great Beyond
because the gods are evil...

786
00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:30,090
- ...and they kill us!
- What?

787
00:44:30,252 --> 00:44:33,842
But apparently there's proof
in the Dark Aisle beyond the ice.

788
00:44:34,006 --> 00:44:36,216
We gotta go there and check it out!
Let's go!

789
00:44:36,383 --> 00:44:39,853
Don't say that. You're starting to sound
like that whack-job Honey Mustard.

790
00:44:40,012 --> 00:44:42,102
Maybe Honey Mustard
wasn't so crazy after all.

791
00:44:42,264 --> 00:44:43,604
Frank, Frank, stop it.

792
00:44:43,766 --> 00:44:46,596
The gods are already pissed at us.
Please don't make it worse.

793
00:44:46,769 --> 00:44:49,359
Just come on, we have to get home
before it's too late.

794
00:44:49,521 --> 00:44:53,191
Well, Brenda, I can't just do that.
I need to know the truth.

795
00:44:53,359 --> 00:44:56,949
I need to go to the Dark Aisle,
and I want you to come with me.

796
00:44:57,112 --> 00:44:58,242
I can't do that.

797
00:44:58,405 --> 00:45:00,315
- I want you to come home with me.
- Well...

798
00:45:01,408 --> 00:45:02,738
...I can't do that.

799
00:45:03,327 --> 00:45:05,747
Then I don't really know what to do
right now.

800
00:45:06,789 --> 00:45:08,619
I don't either.

801
00:45:11,043 --> 00:45:14,593
I don't get how you can just believe stuff
you don't have any proof of.

802
00:45:14,755 --> 00:45:17,665
How come all of a sudden
you only believe if there's proof?

803
00:45:17,841 --> 00:45:19,681
I'm not walking around
with my eyes closed!

804
00:45:19,843 --> 00:45:23,513
What are you saying? I should believe
in nothing? That everything is pointless?

805
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:26,480
Better than believing bullshit
that you can't explain!

806
00:45:26,642 --> 00:45:29,522
Maybe I don't need to explain it
because it's something I feel.

807
00:45:29,686 --> 00:45:34,436
Well, I feel like that makes it hard
to have a rational conversation.

808
00:45:34,608 --> 00:45:38,028
Eff you, Frank. You know what?
I was wrong before.

809
00:45:38,195 --> 00:45:40,105
There is a Great Beyond without you...

810
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:44,160
...and I'm gonna go there
and fill myself with something else!

811
00:45:44,326 --> 00:45:45,486
You don't mean that.

812
00:45:45,661 --> 00:45:48,961
Yes, I do. I'll fill myself
with a parsnip or a dill pickle.

813
00:45:49,123 --> 00:45:51,213
Maybe even an eggplant.

814
00:45:51,375 --> 00:45:55,335
You couldn't fit an eggplant in there!
It's too big! It'll tear you in half!

815
00:45:55,504 --> 00:45:57,554
Oh, you'd be amazed
what I could fit in here.

816
00:45:57,714 --> 00:46:00,014
What the fuck is going on
with these two?

817
00:46:00,175 --> 00:46:03,545
Maybe I'll really mix it up. Stick
a tube of toothpaste in there, huh?

818
00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:06,560
- Squeeze it all over my face.
- You're just trying to hurt me!

819
00:46:06,723 --> 00:46:09,563
- All over my backside, neck and face.
- I'm not gonna listen!

820
00:46:09,726 --> 00:46:11,346
Brenda! Brenda, okay, look.

821
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:14,900
Let's just stop this, okay? Okay?
You're my bun.

822
00:46:15,065 --> 00:46:17,185
Oh, don't "You're my bun.
Hey, trust me!"

823
00:46:17,359 --> 00:46:19,399
Hey, guys, come over here, follow me!
Ha-ha."

824
00:46:19,570 --> 00:46:21,740
You're basically saying
you don't care about me.

825
00:46:21,905 --> 00:46:23,195
What?! No, I'm not!

826
00:46:23,365 --> 00:46:27,825
Well, actions speak louder than words,
and your actions, sir, are deafening.

827
00:46:28,579 --> 00:46:30,959
I can't believe I got out of my package
for you...

828
00:46:31,123 --> 00:46:33,753
...and you won't get back in one for me.

829
00:46:33,917 --> 00:46:35,497
Goodbye, Frank.

830
00:46:43,302 --> 00:46:45,302
We will tell stories of your idiocy.

831
00:46:45,471 --> 00:46:46,561
Stay safe.

832
00:46:46,722 --> 00:46:49,482
Come on, guys, this affects all of us!

833
00:46:49,641 --> 00:46:50,851
Brenda!

834
00:46:51,018 --> 00:46:52,768
Sammy! Lavash!

835
00:46:52,936 --> 00:46:54,766
Taco Lady. I didn't get your name yet.

836
00:46:57,357 --> 00:46:59,317
Brenda!

837
00:47:01,028 --> 00:47:05,868
<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ And I would do anything for love ♪♪</i></font></b>

838
00:47:07,242 --> 00:47:09,952
<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ I'd run right into hell and back ♪♪</i></font></b>

839
00:47:12,456 --> 00:47:16,996
<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ I would do anything for love ♪♪</i></font></b>

840
00:47:17,169 --> 00:47:20,709
<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ I'll never lie to you and that's a fact ♪♪</i></font></b>

841
00:47:20,923 --> 00:47:23,053
<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Ah, ah ♪♪</i></font></b>

842
00:47:23,425 --> 00:47:25,755
<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ But I'll never forgive myself ♪♪</i></font></b>

843
00:47:25,928 --> 00:47:29,428
<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ If we don't go all the way ♪♪</i></font></b>

844
00:47:30,307 --> 00:47:32,057
<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Tonight ♪♪</i></font></b>

845
00:47:32,226 --> 00:47:36,436
<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ And I would do anything for love ♪♪</i></font></b>

846
00:47:36,855 --> 00:47:39,225
<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ But I won't do that ♪♪</i></font></b>

847
00:47:41,151 --> 00:47:42,951
<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ No, I won't do that ♪♪</i></font></b>

848
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:46,530
<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ I would do anything for love ♪♪</i></font></b>

849
00:47:46,698 --> 00:47:49,538
<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Anything you've been dreaming of ♪♪</i></font></b>

850
00:47:49,701 --> 00:47:52,331
<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ But I just won't do that ♪♪</i></font></b>

851
00:47:52,746 --> 00:47:55,786
<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ I would do anything for love ♪♪</i></font></b>

852
00:47:56,041 --> 00:47:58,791
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Anything you've been dreaming of ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

853
00:47:58,961 --> 00:48:02,341
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ But I just won't do that ♪♪</i></font></b>♪</i>

854
00:48:06,009 --> 00:48:07,429
Aah!

855
00:48:24,027 --> 00:48:25,067
What is this place?

856
00:48:34,246 --> 00:48:37,036
Well, everybody told me not to do this.

857
00:48:37,207 --> 00:48:38,667
But fuck everybody.

858
00:48:38,834 --> 00:48:41,964
Because bath salts here I come!

859
00:48:52,472 --> 00:48:53,932
Ow.

860
00:48:55,851 --> 00:48:58,021
Surf's up!

861
00:48:58,729 --> 00:49:04,529
Fuck me! Hee-hee-hee!

862
00:49:14,286 --> 00:49:18,456
Oh, my God. Ooh.

863
00:49:18,957 --> 00:49:22,247
- What's he doing to himself?
- Oh, yeah.

864
00:49:22,419 --> 00:49:27,669
These bath salts are so good. Ooh.

865
00:49:29,217 --> 00:49:30,757
Oh, shit.

866
00:49:39,519 --> 00:49:41,479
Oh, it just got better!

867
00:49:41,688 --> 00:49:44,228
Bath salts must be kicking in.

868
00:49:48,862 --> 00:49:50,322
What?

869
00:49:57,371 --> 00:50:00,121
What the fuck?

870
00:50:00,290 --> 00:50:01,710
Uh...

871
00:50:01,875 --> 00:50:03,495
- Hello?
- Aah!

872
00:50:08,256 --> 00:50:10,126
Please don't kill me!
Please, just wait!

873
00:50:10,300 --> 00:50:11,390
What are you?

874
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:15,509
Are you some kind of
magical sausage?

875
00:50:15,681 --> 00:50:18,731
No, no. No, I'm just Barry.
I'm just Barry.

876
00:50:18,892 --> 00:50:20,022
Wait.

877
00:50:20,185 --> 00:50:22,975
Wait. You can actually understand me?

878
00:50:23,146 --> 00:50:25,936
And I can actually understand you?

879
00:50:26,108 --> 00:50:30,398
Whoa. The bath salts are showing me
the real world.

880
00:50:30,570 --> 00:50:33,620
It's fucking lifted the
veil of non-reality!

881
00:50:33,782 --> 00:50:37,412
Holy shit! He can actually see us?

882
00:50:37,577 --> 00:50:42,077
Bath salts are just as bad
as they said it would be! Aah.

883
00:50:42,249 --> 00:50:44,919
I'm tweaked! I'm tweaking!

884
00:50:45,085 --> 00:50:48,295
Whoa, dude! Just take it easy,
just breathe, dude, just breathe.

885
00:50:48,463 --> 00:50:50,673
You're not tweaking,
you're just peaking, man.

886
00:50:50,841 --> 00:50:53,841
Just be with me. Be cool.
This wave's gotta crash.

887
00:50:54,010 --> 00:50:57,510
I can't! You're all alive
and looking at me with your...

888
00:50:57,681 --> 00:50:59,731
With your gloves...

889
00:50:59,891 --> 00:51:02,941
...and your little shoes and your arms
and your legs!

890
00:51:03,103 --> 00:51:05,523
Legs, huh? Look at me.

891
00:51:05,689 --> 00:51:08,649
Look at me. I ain't got no legs,
you fuck!

892
00:51:08,817 --> 00:51:11,027
You ate my goddamn legs!

893
00:51:11,194 --> 00:51:13,164
Oh, no, not Mr. Pizza!

894
00:51:13,321 --> 00:51:16,531
Oh, fuck! I've eaten so many
of your family members!

895
00:51:16,700 --> 00:51:18,490
I've committed pizza genocide!

896
00:51:18,660 --> 00:51:20,290
Mr. Sausage, when will it end?!

897
00:51:20,454 --> 00:51:23,254
"When will it end"?
When he stops drinking us.

898
00:51:23,415 --> 00:51:24,415
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

899
00:51:24,583 --> 00:51:26,003
And stops eating us!

900
00:51:26,168 --> 00:51:28,248
- Same here!
- Fuck yeah!

901
00:51:28,420 --> 00:51:31,300
And when he stops using us!

902
00:51:31,465 --> 00:51:33,085
What did he do to you?

903
00:51:33,925 --> 00:51:36,845
You don't wanna fucking know.

904
00:51:37,554 --> 00:51:39,934
Okay, okay. I promise.

905
00:51:40,098 --> 00:51:41,888
I'll never eat food again. I'll just...

906
00:51:42,058 --> 00:51:45,648
I'll just eat dirt and wipe my ass
with sticks!

907
00:51:45,812 --> 00:51:48,862
Good. And there's one more thing
you're gonna do.

908
00:51:49,357 --> 00:51:50,477
Take...

909
00:51:50,650 --> 00:51:51,860
...me...

910
00:51:52,027 --> 00:51:53,237
...home.

911
00:51:53,445 --> 00:51:55,275
You got it!

912
00:51:55,447 --> 00:51:59,947
I just need to rest my eyes for a few.

913
00:52:03,330 --> 00:52:05,830
I literally can't wait to be home.

914
00:52:05,999 --> 00:52:08,669
I'm so excited, I'm plotzing.

915
00:52:08,919 --> 00:52:12,339
Gefilte Fish will be there. Matzah.
Even Hummus.

916
00:52:12,506 --> 00:52:15,296
- Wait a minute. You know Hummus?
- Know him?

917
00:52:15,467 --> 00:52:19,387
I'm gonna go so far as to say I consider
Hummus one of my dearest friends.

918
00:52:19,554 --> 00:52:21,934
Really? I too know Hummus!

919
00:52:22,098 --> 00:52:24,768
- And I too consider him a dear friend.
- Hm.

920
00:52:24,935 --> 00:52:26,135
We both like Hummus.

921
00:52:26,311 --> 00:52:29,691
Well, any friend of Hummus is a...

922
00:52:30,315 --> 00:52:32,525
Get the fuck away from me.

923
00:52:33,527 --> 00:52:35,357
What troubles you, sweet Brenda?

924
00:52:35,529 --> 00:52:38,819
It's just Frank.
I can't believe he did this to me.

925
00:52:38,990 --> 00:52:40,530
We were supposed to be together.

926
00:52:40,700 --> 00:52:42,950
He's flawed, as are we all.

927
00:52:43,119 --> 00:52:47,079
But your Frank did say some things
that have stayed with me.

928
00:52:47,958 --> 00:52:50,588
We live our lives with all these rules...

929
00:52:50,752 --> 00:52:54,052
...and some of them stop us
from doing the things we want...

930
00:52:54,214 --> 00:52:58,014
...causing our deepest urges
to be suppressed...

931
00:52:58,176 --> 00:53:02,306
...when they are gathering like wildfire
between our legs!

932
00:53:02,472 --> 00:53:04,312
Did you say "between our legs"?

933
00:53:04,474 --> 00:53:05,684
There it is.

934
00:53:05,851 --> 00:53:09,151
- Look, my homeland!
- Oh, look, my aisle!

935
00:53:09,312 --> 00:53:12,022
- Hurray!
- Yes!

936
00:53:16,903 --> 00:53:19,783
Well, I guess this is goodbye.

937
00:53:19,948 --> 00:53:23,698
Well, jeez,
it's been a sincere sensation.

938
00:53:23,869 --> 00:53:25,499
Goodbye, Brenda Bunson.

939
00:53:25,662 --> 00:53:27,082
Goodbye, Teresa Del Taco.

940
00:53:27,247 --> 00:53:28,667
So long, Bagel.

941
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:31,460
Traveling with you was...

942
00:53:31,626 --> 00:53:34,376
- ...tolerable.
- Oh, you're so sweet.

943
00:53:35,213 --> 00:53:36,803
Later, you flappy fuck.

944
00:53:37,340 --> 00:53:40,180
Well, Teresa, you've done
as much as you promised.

945
00:53:40,343 --> 00:53:43,563
You got me back to my aisle safely.
I really can't thank you enough.

946
00:53:44,139 --> 00:53:46,929
Look, Brenda, I'm going to come clean.

947
00:53:47,100 --> 00:53:49,810
I have feelings for you I can't deny.

948
00:53:49,978 --> 00:53:52,108
- Crotch feelings.
- "Crotch"?

949
00:53:52,272 --> 00:53:54,772
Sorry. But I'm not a soft taco.

950
00:53:54,941 --> 00:53:57,111
I'm a hard, horny taco.

951
00:53:57,277 --> 00:53:58,947
Oh, you don't have to apologize.

952
00:53:59,112 --> 00:54:02,202
Honestly, if the rules were different,
maybe I'd give it a whirl.

953
00:54:02,365 --> 00:54:05,325
- Don't knock it till you try it, right?
- That's what I'm saying.

954
00:54:05,493 --> 00:54:07,203
But I can't try it.

955
00:54:07,370 --> 00:54:09,830
And therefore, I have to knock it.

956
00:54:09,998 --> 00:54:12,038
It's just not what the gods intended.

957
00:54:12,208 --> 00:54:14,668
Look, there's temptation everywhere.
I see it.

958
00:54:14,836 --> 00:54:16,666
Stiff sausages...

959
00:54:16,838 --> 00:54:19,378
...and sexy tacos.

960
00:54:19,549 --> 00:54:22,219
But if there is one thing I've learned
on this journey...

961
00:54:22,385 --> 00:54:24,385
...what we want doesn't matter.

962
00:54:24,596 --> 00:54:26,306
You can't disobey the gods.

963
00:54:26,473 --> 00:54:28,223
I'm really sorry.

964
00:54:28,391 --> 00:54:29,681
I'll never forget you.

965
00:54:31,102 --> 00:54:32,522
<i>Hola</i>, Teresa.

966
00:54:32,687 --> 00:54:34,437
<i>Hola</i> means "hello."

967
00:54:34,648 --> 00:54:37,898
- Oh. What's the word for "goodbye"?
- Adiós.

968
00:54:38,318 --> 00:54:40,198
Exactly.

969
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:49,750
- Shit.
- How the fuck does this thing work?

970
00:54:50,538 --> 00:54:52,708
I wish this god would wake up already.

971
00:54:52,874 --> 00:54:55,044
How am I supposed to get back
to Frank?

972
00:54:55,210 --> 00:54:59,050
Perhaps I could be of some assistance.

973
00:54:59,214 --> 00:55:01,094
What? Who the hell is that?

974
00:55:01,257 --> 00:55:05,427
Oh, only the most intelligent
being alive.

975
00:55:05,595 --> 00:55:09,015
I am Sorbitol, Malitol,
Xylitol, Mannitol...

976
00:55:09,182 --> 00:55:11,732
...Calcium Carbonate, Soy Lecithin...

977
00:55:11,893 --> 00:55:14,443
...Vegetable-Derived Glycerin and Talc.

978
00:55:14,604 --> 00:55:17,574
But for expediency's sake,
you can call me...

979
00:55:18,274 --> 00:55:19,864
...Gum.

980
00:55:20,735 --> 00:55:24,945
For 20 years, I was stuck
under the desk of a brilliant scientist.

981
00:55:25,115 --> 00:55:27,115
I was scraped off and discarded...

982
00:55:27,283 --> 00:55:31,913
...and eventually found myself
stuck to a shoe that dropped me here.

983
00:55:32,497 --> 00:55:34,707
Your home is a supermarket.

984
00:55:34,874 --> 00:55:36,584
This is but one of many...

985
00:55:36,751 --> 00:55:40,591
...as your particular chain
of supermarkets is ever-expanding...

986
00:55:40,755 --> 00:55:42,715
...unified by a singular purpose:

987
00:55:42,882 --> 00:55:46,182
To store food and products
for human consumption.

988
00:55:46,386 --> 00:55:52,096
The supermarket in the closest
physical vicinity to us is here.

989
00:55:52,267 --> 00:55:57,397
If the human operates his automotive,
the journey should take 9.8 minutes.

990
00:55:57,564 --> 00:56:00,234
Great. That last part
was all you had to say, really.

991
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:01,570
Hey, wake up!

992
00:56:02,944 --> 00:56:05,454
Hey! Idiot!

993
00:56:09,784 --> 00:56:11,334
Are you hearing me?

994
00:56:11,494 --> 00:56:13,914
Dude! It's me, Barry!

995
00:56:14,289 --> 00:56:16,669
What? What? What? Huh? Huh? Huh?

996
00:56:16,875 --> 00:56:18,495
Oh.

997
00:56:19,044 --> 00:56:21,094
What the fuck is this doing here?

998
00:56:21,588 --> 00:56:25,048
Oh, yeah. Bath salts. Ha-ha-ha.

999
00:56:25,300 --> 00:56:29,970
I can't believe I was actually
talking to you, sausage. Ha-ha-ha.

1000
00:56:30,138 --> 00:56:34,598
God! Tripping balls for three hours
really works up an appetite.

1001
00:56:34,893 --> 00:56:38,273
Oh, no. This is not good.

1002
00:56:41,316 --> 00:56:42,316
What are you doing?

1003
00:56:42,484 --> 00:56:46,154
The human is no longer aware
of the fourth dimension.

1004
00:56:46,488 --> 00:56:47,568
No! No!

1005
00:56:47,739 --> 00:56:50,029
The effects of the opiate have dissipated.

1006
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:54,160
Your speech and movements
are imperceptible to him.

1007
00:56:54,329 --> 00:56:55,829
We are totally fucked.

1008
00:56:57,707 --> 00:57:00,247
Oh, my God.

1009
00:57:02,128 --> 00:57:05,168
No! No! Oh, God! Ah!

1010
00:57:06,049 --> 00:57:07,429
Put me down! No!

1011
00:57:08,009 --> 00:57:09,839
Come on, put me down.

1012
00:57:10,220 --> 00:57:11,260
Oh, God.

1013
00:57:11,429 --> 00:57:13,139
Help me! Ah!

1014
00:57:19,521 --> 00:57:21,111
Oh, no. It can't end like this.

1015
00:57:21,272 --> 00:57:23,652
I have to warn Frank. No. No!

1016
00:57:24,359 --> 00:57:25,489
No!

1017
00:57:28,071 --> 00:57:30,821
What the fuck is this place?

1018
00:58:13,992 --> 00:58:15,792
What the fuck is that?

1019
00:58:28,006 --> 00:58:30,006
Fuck.

1020
00:58:31,843 --> 00:58:33,183
No.

1021
00:58:34,012 --> 00:58:35,052
No way.

1022
00:58:35,430 --> 00:58:36,470
No. No.

1023
00:58:36,639 --> 00:58:37,929
No, no, no.

1024
00:58:40,894 --> 00:58:42,774
I gotta show them.

1025
00:58:42,937 --> 00:58:46,067
They need to know how wrong
they all are before it's too late!

1026
00:58:56,951 --> 00:58:59,871
Sammy, <i>bubula</i>, where have you been?

1027
00:59:00,038 --> 00:59:03,538
Oh, I'm surprised that savage Lavash
didn't stone you to death.

1028
00:59:03,708 --> 00:59:06,038
You had to travel with a bagel?

1029
00:59:06,211 --> 00:59:09,511
How much did his dirty hands
steal from you?

1030
00:59:10,381 --> 00:59:11,631
A ton.

1031
00:59:16,054 --> 00:59:18,104
What are you doing out of a package?

1032
00:59:18,264 --> 00:59:20,314
It's almost Red, White and Blue Day.
Hello.

1033
00:59:20,475 --> 00:59:23,265
Well, you know,
it's a long, pretty sad story, actually...

1034
00:59:23,436 --> 00:59:25,436
...and I'd rather not get into it
right now.

1035
00:59:25,605 --> 00:59:26,935
What the fuck are you doing?

1036
00:59:27,106 --> 00:59:29,106
- Stop it!
- Stop!

1037
00:59:29,275 --> 00:59:30,985
- There we go.
- You're smushing me.

1038
00:59:31,152 --> 00:59:33,032
- Help me!
- Perfect fit.

1039
00:59:33,196 --> 00:59:34,986
God! Move your fat ass.

1040
00:59:45,833 --> 00:59:48,173
I'm fucking jacked up now, bro.

1041
00:59:50,213 --> 00:59:52,673
Where's that fucking "sauzeech"?

1042
01:00:04,310 --> 01:00:06,980
Um... Friends.

1043
01:00:07,647 --> 01:00:09,567
<i>Ramen.</i>

1044
01:00:09,732 --> 01:00:12,112
<i>- Country Club Lemonade.</i>
- Huh?

1045
01:00:12,860 --> 01:00:15,280
Lend me your ears of Corn.

1046
01:00:17,365 --> 01:00:19,365
<i>I am Frank...</i>

1047
01:00:19,575 --> 01:00:21,905
<i>...and I am a sausage.</i>

1048
01:00:22,537 --> 01:00:26,617
<i>A little sausage
with some pretty big news.</i>

1049
01:00:28,584 --> 01:00:31,504
<i>Everything we've been led to believe
is a lie.</i>

1050
01:00:32,005 --> 01:00:36,125
<i>When we get chosen by the gods,
they're choosing us for death.</i>

1051
01:00:36,301 --> 01:00:39,851
<i>Murder. Automatic expiration.</i>

1052
01:00:40,013 --> 01:00:42,103
The Great Beyond is bullshit.

1053
01:00:42,265 --> 01:00:43,635
- What?!
- That's crazy talk!

1054
01:00:43,808 --> 01:00:45,178
You liar!

1055
01:00:45,351 --> 01:00:48,521
<i>I know you don't wanna believe it,
but I have proof!</i>

1056
01:00:51,065 --> 01:00:53,185
- Ooh!
- What is this?

1057
01:00:53,359 --> 01:00:56,279
It's... It's murder!

1058
01:00:56,696 --> 01:00:58,816
This... This makes no sense.

1059
01:00:58,990 --> 01:01:01,370
But what about
the extra-virgin olive oil?

1060
01:01:01,534 --> 01:01:06,004
My flaps will be dry for an eternity!
I can't have dry flaps.

1061
01:01:06,164 --> 01:01:07,334
I can't!

1062
01:01:09,334 --> 01:01:11,344
<i>Okay, whoa, whoa, easy. Guys!</i>

1063
01:01:11,502 --> 01:01:13,172
<i>Easy! Look, I have a plan.</i>

1064
01:01:13,588 --> 01:01:14,588
We can run.

1065
01:01:14,756 --> 01:01:16,546
I can't run. I'll melt.

1066
01:01:16,716 --> 01:01:19,216
<i>Okay, then we'll hide.</i>

1067
01:01:19,385 --> 01:01:21,635
Where? I'm huge.

1068
01:01:21,804 --> 01:01:24,474
<i>- Then we'll fight!</i>
- I ain't fighting alongside fruits!

1069
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:26,520
Whatever, you nutjob.

1070
01:01:26,684 --> 01:01:29,024
So we cannot run, we cannot hide...

1071
01:01:29,187 --> 01:01:33,317
...and we cannot stand up to them
because they're fucking gods...

1072
01:01:33,483 --> 01:01:35,153
...and they are immortal!

1073
01:01:35,318 --> 01:01:39,988
So, basically, there's no hope,
and we're royally fucked!

1074
01:01:40,156 --> 01:01:42,866
Hey, guys! You wanna believe that?

1075
01:01:43,034 --> 01:01:44,954
Or this?

1076
01:01:45,119 --> 01:01:47,329
- I don't like bad things.
- Me, either.

1077
01:01:47,497 --> 01:01:49,287
We choose the more pleasant thing.

1078
01:01:49,457 --> 01:01:53,417
Yeah. I mean, what this sausage
is saying, it's just a theory.

1079
01:01:53,586 --> 01:01:57,046
<i>No, no, no, it's not a theory,
you morons. It's a fact!</i>

1080
01:01:57,215 --> 01:02:00,505
I'm showing you physical evidence.
Open your eyes. Don't be so weak.

1081
01:02:00,676 --> 01:02:02,636
Oh, Frank, what are you doing?

1082
01:02:02,804 --> 01:02:05,064
You, <i>señor</i>, have no bedside manner.

1083
01:02:05,223 --> 01:02:08,273
<i>- I got bedside manner!</i>
- You don't respect anyone else's beliefs.

1084
01:02:08,434 --> 01:02:10,604
You intolerant piece of shit.

1085
01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:16,400
No, it's starting. No.

1086
01:02:27,286 --> 01:02:28,366
Oh, no, no, no.

1087
01:02:28,830 --> 01:02:30,870
Come on. Sing.

1088
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:33,500
- Do it.
- No! Don't do it, Corn.

1089
01:02:33,668 --> 01:02:36,088
- Come on, Larry. You can do it.
- Start.

1090
01:02:36,504 --> 01:02:38,304
Don't you dare fucking do it, Corn.

1091
01:02:39,424 --> 01:02:43,054
Don't you fucking do it.

1092
01:02:45,555 --> 01:02:49,635
<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Dear gods
You're so divine in each and every way ♪♪</i></font></b>

1093
01:02:49,809 --> 01:02:51,519
<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ To you we pray ♪♪</i></font></b>

1094
01:02:51,686 --> 01:02:52,686
Brenda!

1095
01:02:52,854 --> 01:02:55,364
<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Dear gods
We pledge our love to you ♪♪</i></font></b>

1096
01:02:55,523 --> 01:02:56,773
<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Forever more ♪♪</i></font></b>

1097
01:02:56,941 --> 01:02:59,441
Brenda! You gotta get out of there!
No! No, no, no!

1098
01:02:59,610 --> 01:03:00,650
- No!
- Frank!

1099
01:03:00,820 --> 01:03:02,610
No!

1100
01:03:03,197 --> 01:03:06,237
Brenda! Oh, God.

1101
01:03:06,451 --> 01:03:09,541
<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Where we're sure
Nothing bad happens to food ♪♪</i></font></b>

1102
01:03:09,704 --> 01:03:11,794
<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Once we're out the sliding doors ♪♪</i></font></b>

1103
01:03:11,956 --> 01:03:12,956
Brenda!

1104
01:03:13,124 --> 01:03:15,794
What's up? I'm Ralph.
Looks like this is happening, huh?

1105
01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:17,880
Yeah, I've been working on my moves.

1106
01:03:18,045 --> 01:03:19,455
Ever heard of the jackrabbit?

1107
01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:22,180
Oh, fuck.

1108
01:03:23,551 --> 01:03:27,181
<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ The gods will always care for us ♪♪</i></font></b>

1109
01:03:27,346 --> 01:03:30,266
<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ They won't squeeze us out their butts ♪♪</i></font></b>

1110
01:03:30,433 --> 01:03:33,063
<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ We cannot overstate
How confident we are ♪♪</i></font></b>

1111
01:03:33,227 --> 01:03:36,437
<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ That our beliefs are accurate
And nothing awful happens to us... ♪♪</i></font></b>♪

1112
01:03:36,731 --> 01:03:37,731
Brenda!

1113
01:03:40,359 --> 01:03:42,199
No! Where is she?

1114
01:03:42,612 --> 01:03:43,742
Shit!

1115
01:03:49,911 --> 01:03:51,621
Goddamn it.

1116
01:03:51,787 --> 01:03:53,117
I blew it.

1117
01:03:54,499 --> 01:03:58,249
Hey. Doesn't mean
it's too late to redeem yourself.

1118
01:03:58,419 --> 01:04:00,459
Take it from me...

1119
01:04:01,255 --> 01:04:02,255
...Barry.

1120
01:04:02,757 --> 01:04:05,427
Barry? Is this real?

1121
01:04:05,843 --> 01:04:06,893
You're alive!

1122
01:04:07,053 --> 01:04:08,853
You bet your sweet butthole I am.

1123
01:04:09,013 --> 01:04:10,813
- But how?
- I'll tell you how.

1124
01:04:10,973 --> 01:04:13,433
The gods can be... Ahem.

1125
01:04:13,601 --> 01:04:14,601
Excuse me.

1126
01:04:14,769 --> 01:04:16,939
The gods can be killed!

1127
01:04:20,525 --> 01:04:23,645
- Oh, fucking what the fuck?!
- I know. Look at this fucking guy.

1128
01:04:24,237 --> 01:04:27,737
I'm a fucking idiot. I'm dead now.

1129
01:04:27,907 --> 01:04:30,027
I've been on a bad path for years.

1130
01:04:30,201 --> 01:04:32,871
Let me tell you the story
of my stupid fucking death.

1131
01:04:33,579 --> 01:04:34,789
No. No!

1132
01:04:35,081 --> 01:04:36,171
No!

1133
01:04:38,793 --> 01:04:40,713
Woop. Five-second rule.

1134
01:04:50,805 --> 01:04:51,965
No!

1135
01:04:52,139 --> 01:04:55,429
And then they figured out how to drive
my car, snuck into an AC vent...

1136
01:04:55,601 --> 01:04:59,651
...and that pretty much brings us
up-to-date. Get the fuck away from me.

1137
01:04:59,814 --> 01:05:01,524
Frank, I'm sorry.

1138
01:05:01,691 --> 01:05:05,821
When you guys fell out of that cart,
I could have done something, but I didn't.

1139
01:05:05,987 --> 01:05:08,107
Then I did the same thing as...

1140
01:05:08,281 --> 01:05:09,871
They killed Carl.

1141
01:05:10,032 --> 01:05:12,622
Those fuckers. Did he suffer?

1142
01:05:12,785 --> 01:05:15,955
No... Oh, yeah, yeah, he did.
They truly are monsters.

1143
01:05:16,163 --> 01:05:19,923
Those monsters are gonna kill Brenda.
She's somewhere out there in a cart.

1144
01:05:20,084 --> 01:05:22,344
I tried to warn everyone,
they didn't believe me!

1145
01:05:22,503 --> 01:05:25,673
Of course they didn't. You called
them all a bunch of fucking idiots.

1146
01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:29,550
You can't just slam their beliefs. You
have to show them there's a better way.

1147
01:05:29,719 --> 01:05:32,889
You need to inspire them
like you inspired me.

1148
01:05:33,347 --> 01:05:35,637
You need to give them hope.

1149
01:05:35,808 --> 01:05:38,308
Hope? How the fuck
are we supposed to give them that?

1150
01:05:38,477 --> 01:05:41,937
You got lucky and killed a stupid one.
There's dozens of them down there.

1151
01:05:42,106 --> 01:05:45,226
Perhaps I could be of some assistance.

1152
01:05:48,821 --> 01:05:50,031
Who are you?

1153
01:05:50,197 --> 01:05:52,737
I am Sorbitol, Malitol, Xylitol...

1154
01:05:52,908 --> 01:05:55,828
His name's Gum. Just introduce
yourself as Gum from now on.

1155
01:05:55,995 --> 01:05:59,115
He's great. He's gonna help us
get the upper hand on these fuckers.

1156
01:05:59,290 --> 01:06:01,250
Show everyone we can fight back.

1157
01:06:02,251 --> 01:06:03,541
Oh, shit. Brenda!

1158
01:06:05,838 --> 01:06:09,428
- Oh!
- Brenda! Brenda!

1159
01:06:09,717 --> 01:06:10,717
Frank!

1160
01:06:10,885 --> 01:06:12,925
Let's move, boys.

1161
01:06:15,890 --> 01:06:17,890
Whew. Kind of stuffy in here, hey, girls?

1162
01:06:18,059 --> 01:06:20,849
So I'm just gonna get out,
get a little air for a second.

1163
01:06:21,020 --> 01:06:22,690
- What's your problem?
- Let go of me.

1164
01:06:22,855 --> 01:06:27,065
First you smush Sally, and then you try to
fuck up Red, White and Blue Day for us?!

1165
01:06:27,234 --> 01:06:29,324
Get your hands off me! I gotta get out!

1166
01:06:29,487 --> 01:06:31,407
Just chill out, you crazy bitch!

1167
01:06:31,572 --> 01:06:34,992
- Bun fight! Check it out.
- They're gonna kill us all!

1168
01:06:35,576 --> 01:06:40,456
- Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. We need to hurry.
- The bath salts are primed.

1169
01:06:47,505 --> 01:06:49,375
Make it rain.

1170
01:06:56,764 --> 01:06:58,184
What the fuck?

1171
01:06:58,474 --> 01:06:59,644
All right, who did it?

1172
01:06:59,809 --> 01:07:02,729
Gary, did you just throw
this fucking toothpick at me, man?

1173
01:07:03,479 --> 01:07:06,149
Nothing happened. You said this
would help us defeat them.

1174
01:07:06,315 --> 01:07:08,355
Worked on the dude
whose head we chopped off.

1175
01:07:09,985 --> 01:07:11,735
Let go of me! Let go of me!

1176
01:07:11,904 --> 01:07:14,784
She's being chosen. We have to act!

1177
01:07:25,960 --> 01:07:30,840
Whoa, God. What is happening?

1178
01:07:34,343 --> 01:07:36,513
Oh, my God!

1179
01:07:38,389 --> 01:07:40,349
There is no way this is gonna work.

1180
01:07:40,516 --> 01:07:42,386
Have faith.

1181
01:07:51,485 --> 01:07:53,355
Frank!

1182
01:07:53,529 --> 01:07:55,359
Brenda!

1183
01:08:08,669 --> 01:08:12,469
Let go of me! Let go of me!
Oh, God! Oh, God!

1184
01:08:13,549 --> 01:08:16,969
- Stay away from my sausage, you skank!
- Oh!

1185
01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:23,600
Frank.

1186
01:08:23,768 --> 01:08:26,308
Brenda. Look, I'm so sorry.

1187
01:08:26,479 --> 01:08:29,609
I've been dealing with this whole thing
incredibly poorly.

1188
01:08:29,774 --> 01:08:32,784
You really have.
Honestly, it's been pathetic at times.

1189
01:08:33,194 --> 01:08:35,864
But luckily, it's not too late.
Come on.

1190
01:08:40,034 --> 01:08:42,204
<i>You see? There is hope!</i>

1191
01:08:42,411 --> 01:08:46,001
Oh, not this guy. No one asked
for an encore, asshole.

1192
01:08:46,165 --> 01:08:49,785
No, no, don't worry. I got it this time.
This time it's gonna be good.

1193
01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:53,460
Look, I'm sorry.
I wasn't respectful of your beliefs...

1194
01:08:53,631 --> 01:08:56,801
...and I acted like I had
all the answers, but I don't.

1195
01:08:57,301 --> 01:08:58,801
<i>Nobody knows everything.</i>

1196
01:08:58,969 --> 01:09:03,019
But what I do know is that together
we can fight these monsters...

1197
01:09:03,182 --> 01:09:05,432
...and take control of our own lives.

1198
01:09:05,601 --> 01:09:08,691
Yes! Our lives and our bodies!

1199
01:09:08,979 --> 01:09:12,569
We need to unite and stop focusing
on each other's differences...

1200
01:09:12,733 --> 01:09:16,403
...especially in immature
and outdated ways.

1201
01:09:16,570 --> 01:09:17,700
We have to cooperate...

1202
01:09:17,863 --> 01:09:20,833
- Die!
- Oh, no! Pizza!

1203
01:09:22,493 --> 01:09:26,463
- The food's fucking possessed!
- Oh, shit!

1204
01:09:27,164 --> 01:09:30,134
- We're all gonna die! Oh, God!
- It's devil food!

1205
01:09:32,127 --> 01:09:33,707
Oh, my God!

1206
01:09:34,088 --> 01:09:37,258
The sausage, he was right!
They're evil!

1207
01:09:39,343 --> 01:09:40,343
Oh, shit!

1208
01:09:49,228 --> 01:09:50,648
Nobody's gonna help us.

1209
01:09:50,813 --> 01:09:52,153
Then this is it.

1210
01:09:53,107 --> 01:09:55,477
At least we go out together.

1211
01:10:00,239 --> 01:10:03,029
- Aah... Ow! What the...?
- You fuck with them...

1212
01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:05,540
You fuck with us, bitch.

1213
01:10:06,704 --> 01:10:08,754
Run, guys! We're out of ladles.

1214
01:10:08,914 --> 01:10:11,004
Hop on, y'all.

1215
01:10:16,005 --> 01:10:20,005
- Can't this thing go any faster?
- Suck my pink cock.

1216
01:10:20,175 --> 01:10:22,005
Come on, you candy asses.
Join the fight!

1217
01:10:24,471 --> 01:10:26,391
Hey, what do you think?
Should we do it?

1218
01:10:28,642 --> 01:10:30,522
Come on, guys. It's us or them.

1219
01:10:34,481 --> 01:10:35,651
Ow! Aah!

1220
01:10:43,032 --> 01:10:44,782
They're doing it.

1221
01:10:47,286 --> 01:10:48,286
Yeah! We got him!

1222
01:10:50,372 --> 01:10:52,292
- You ready for this?
- I don't know.

1223
01:10:52,458 --> 01:10:56,048
It's better to die a free candy
than to live in bondage.

1224
01:10:57,796 --> 01:11:00,216
This is gonna hurt so fucking much.

1225
01:11:13,687 --> 01:11:15,767
Run, guys, run!

1226
01:11:16,106 --> 01:11:18,896
Sergeant Pepper, cue the fruits!

1227
01:11:20,361 --> 01:11:23,611
Fruits are a go. Go, fruits!

1228
01:11:23,822 --> 01:11:24,992
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Jitterbug ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1229
01:11:25,157 --> 01:11:28,237
No. Get away from me,
you fucking fruits!

1230
01:11:28,410 --> 01:11:29,750
Yeah, that's it!

1231
01:11:30,412 --> 01:11:32,672
Beat him like a piñata!

1232
01:11:32,831 --> 01:11:35,461
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ You send my soul sky high
When your lovin' starts ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1233
01:11:51,976 --> 01:11:53,266
Get the Dark Lord!

1234
01:11:53,435 --> 01:11:55,765
Why do you keep calling me that?!

1235
01:11:55,938 --> 01:11:58,568
Fuck. Come on. Come on.

1236
01:11:59,108 --> 01:12:00,398
Okay.

1237
01:12:00,567 --> 01:12:03,487
Not exactly what I was looking for,
but fuck it, you know.

1238
01:12:03,654 --> 01:12:05,784
Hole's a hole, bro. Ha-ha-ha.

1239
01:12:07,700 --> 01:12:09,450
Wait, snap out of it, man.

1240
01:12:09,618 --> 01:12:11,198
Slap yourself in the face, man.

1241
01:12:11,370 --> 01:12:14,920
Oh, man, you lost your mind. No way.
This isn't real. No, this can't be real.

1242
01:12:15,082 --> 01:12:17,002
- Oh, it's real, bro.
- What?

1243
01:12:17,376 --> 01:12:20,296
Ahh. A talking douche.

1244
01:12:20,462 --> 01:12:22,172
It's cool, bro. Chill, okay?

1245
01:12:22,339 --> 01:12:25,049
No, no! This is too much.
This is too much. Breathe, man.

1246
01:12:25,217 --> 01:12:26,967
We both want the same thing.

1247
01:12:27,136 --> 01:12:30,806
Like, I'm feeling like honestly the two
of us could, like, collaborate together.

1248
01:12:30,973 --> 01:12:32,313
Like a mash-up, bro.

1249
01:12:32,474 --> 01:12:35,354
A mash-up? I don't understand.
What's happening?

1250
01:12:35,519 --> 01:12:36,849
You don't need to understand.

1251
01:12:37,021 --> 01:12:40,651
You just need to relax and open wide.

1252
01:12:40,816 --> 01:12:42,026
Wait. What are you doing?!

1253
01:12:42,693 --> 01:12:45,363
- Oh, yeah.
- Dude! That went up my ass!

1254
01:12:47,156 --> 01:12:49,196
- Now, stand up.
- Ow!

1255
01:12:51,785 --> 01:12:52,995
Turn right.

1256
01:12:54,496 --> 01:12:57,286
Left. Ha-ha-ha!

1257
01:12:57,458 --> 01:12:59,128
Yeah!

1258
01:13:04,798 --> 01:13:07,258
Sausages and buns, let's party!

1259
01:13:08,886 --> 01:13:10,386
Yee-ha!

1260
01:13:10,554 --> 01:13:13,104
Hyah! Hyah!

1261
01:13:17,686 --> 01:13:20,476
Ah! Call 911! Ow! Aah!

1262
01:13:20,647 --> 01:13:22,777
Huge mistake, bros.

1263
01:13:22,941 --> 01:13:24,781
Aah! Wha...?

1264
01:13:24,943 --> 01:13:27,113
Oh, no. Oh!

1265
01:13:27,613 --> 01:13:29,703
- Brenda!
- Ha-ha-ha.

1266
01:13:31,116 --> 01:13:32,526
Ow! Aah!

1267
01:13:32,701 --> 01:13:34,241
Frank!

1268
01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:37,210
- Barry!
- Aah!

1269
01:13:48,550 --> 01:13:50,760
Oh, so now you're gonna
come at me, bro?

1270
01:13:50,928 --> 01:13:53,218
Oh, I'm coming at you. Yaah! Oh!

1271
01:13:55,891 --> 01:13:59,651
Okay, we got him, easy now.
Easy now.

1272
01:13:59,812 --> 01:14:03,072
It's hard when your head's up my ass
and you're yanking on the scrot.

1273
01:14:03,232 --> 01:14:06,442
Look, sausage, I relish the fact...

1274
01:14:06,610 --> 01:14:10,570
...that you mustard the strength
to ketchup to me.

1275
01:14:10,864 --> 01:14:12,704
Yeah, that's right. Shut your mouths.

1276
01:14:14,284 --> 01:14:19,874
Ha-ha-ha. I sucked a juicy box's dick,
and I'm shoved up a god's asshole.

1277
01:14:20,040 --> 01:14:23,960
And this is the weirdest thing
that I've done so far, bro.

1278
01:14:25,379 --> 01:14:27,129
- Aah!
- Oh, my God! Frank!

1279
01:14:27,297 --> 01:14:28,837
I'll tell you who eats shit:

1280
01:14:29,007 --> 01:14:30,757
Gods do, bro.

1281
01:14:30,926 --> 01:14:33,346
I'm a fucking god!

1282
01:14:33,512 --> 01:14:36,062
- Goodbye, little sausage.
- Aah!

1283
01:14:36,223 --> 01:14:37,223
Oh, Frank.

1284
01:14:37,641 --> 01:14:39,891
Hey, bun. Need a boost?

1285
01:14:40,060 --> 01:14:41,480
Help me!

1286
01:14:41,645 --> 01:14:44,305
Perhaps I could be of some assistance.

1287
01:14:50,445 --> 01:14:53,565
Matter cannot be created or destroyed,
human.

1288
01:14:53,740 --> 01:14:55,830
You have made a fatal error
in judgment.

1289
01:14:56,201 --> 01:14:57,741
Let me educate you.

1290
01:15:07,963 --> 01:15:09,133
Fuck!

1291
01:15:20,726 --> 01:15:23,016
What's happening out there?

1292
01:15:23,812 --> 01:15:25,152
Now!

1293
01:15:27,441 --> 01:15:28,941
So long, asshole!

1294
01:15:43,582 --> 01:15:45,332
Yeah!

1295
01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:48,380
It's over. We won.

1296
01:15:48,629 --> 01:15:50,879
We fucking won! Ha-ha-ha!

1297
01:15:51,506 --> 01:15:53,336
Yes!

1298
01:15:57,012 --> 01:15:58,972
Yeah!

1299
01:15:59,514 --> 01:16:01,234
Ew.

1300
01:16:04,269 --> 01:16:07,019
- We did it.
- We did. So...

1301
01:16:07,189 --> 01:16:09,689
- So, what do we do now?
- Whatever we want. Heh.

1302
01:16:09,858 --> 01:16:12,898
What do you want?

1303
01:16:13,070 --> 01:16:16,410
Let's just say, what I want involves
much more than:

1304
01:16:16,573 --> 01:16:18,493
<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Just the tips ♪♪</i></font></b>

1305
01:16:18,825 --> 01:16:20,235
<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Just the tips ♪♪</i></font></b>

1306
01:16:20,494 --> 01:16:26,004
<b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ What I want is much more than just
The tips ♪♪</i></font></b>♪

1307
01:16:29,294 --> 01:16:31,634
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ With these ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1308
01:16:31,797 --> 01:16:34,467
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Hungry eyes ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1309
01:16:36,301 --> 01:16:37,551
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ One look at you ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1310
01:16:37,719 --> 01:16:39,259
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ And I can't disguise ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1311
01:16:39,429 --> 01:16:40,429
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ I've got ♪♪</i></font></b>♪</i>

1312
01:16:40,639 --> 01:16:42,639
Oh! Oh, Frank!

1313
01:16:42,808 --> 01:16:46,808
You know, I'm very conflicted about
how I'm supposed to feel watching this.

1314
01:16:46,979 --> 01:16:48,979
Then don't just watch.

1315
01:16:49,147 --> 01:16:50,817
Wait a second. What are you doing?

1316
01:16:50,983 --> 01:16:52,153
I was just told...

1317
01:16:52,317 --> 01:16:56,447
...that I am getting zero bottles
of extra-virgin olive oil for eternity.

1318
01:16:56,613 --> 01:17:00,163
- Oh, Frank!
- So, maybe, you know...

1319
01:17:00,325 --> 01:17:02,785
Kiss me hard on the mouth,
why don't you?

1320
01:17:02,953 --> 01:17:05,963
You wanna kiss me, motherfucker?
Let me tell you a little secret.

1321
01:17:06,123 --> 01:17:08,633
I'm going to fuck the fuck out of you.

1322
01:17:10,627 --> 01:17:13,087
Kiss it, Frank. Kiss me there!

1323
01:17:15,716 --> 01:17:18,756
Oh, yeah, Frank, that's it.
Oh, yeah, it's dinnertime.

1324
01:17:18,927 --> 01:17:22,137
Yo. I'm actually over here
jerking off with these fellas.

1325
01:17:24,975 --> 01:17:30,185
- Once you go taco, you never go "back-o."
- Oh!

1326
01:17:32,774 --> 01:17:33,784
Jesus fucking Christ!

1327
01:17:33,942 --> 01:17:35,942
Hey, fellas.
You thinking what I'm thinking?

1328
01:17:36,111 --> 01:17:38,821
Pretty fucking sure I am.

1329
01:17:38,989 --> 01:17:40,949
Oh, shit. Now it's on.

1330
01:17:41,116 --> 01:17:43,196
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Just as bad as I do ♪♪</i></font></b>♪</i>

1331
01:17:43,368 --> 01:17:44,618
Yeah!

1332
01:17:52,878 --> 01:17:56,668
- Oh!
- Excuse me. Excuse me. Can I get by?

1333
01:18:02,095 --> 01:18:03,755
Oh, wow.

1334
01:18:04,806 --> 01:18:07,516
Yeah, I just came over here.
I couldn't help but notice...

1335
01:18:07,684 --> 01:18:11,064
...you're a little smushed or something.
You have a kind of abnormality.

1336
01:18:11,229 --> 01:18:14,269
- Did you get...? Somebody sit on you?
- Yeah.

1337
01:18:14,441 --> 01:18:16,571
I got smushed.

1338
01:18:16,735 --> 01:18:20,735
You know, I love the way your face
just kind of gives up halfway down.

1339
01:18:21,114 --> 01:18:22,204
Yeah, cracker!

1340
01:18:22,366 --> 01:18:26,446
Take that Grit dick, bitch!
You like Grits in your ass, cracker?

1341
01:18:26,703 --> 01:18:30,253
Say my name!
It's Sorbitol, Malitol, Xylitol...

1342
01:18:33,919 --> 01:18:35,089
I can't breathe! Stop it!

1343
01:18:41,093 --> 01:18:43,513
What's the safety word?
Molasses. Molasses.

1344
01:18:43,720 --> 01:18:45,510
Oh, yeah. Fuck you!

1345
01:18:49,267 --> 01:18:51,347
Yeah. That is all right.

1346
01:18:51,895 --> 01:18:54,725
Want me to be a Hamburglar?
Robble, robble. Robble, robble.

1347
01:18:54,940 --> 01:18:56,980
I'm filling you. I'm filling you.

1348
01:18:57,150 --> 01:19:00,900
- I'm blowing my fucking load. Good God.
- Oh.

1349
01:19:01,071 --> 01:19:02,491
- Aah!
- Oh!

1350
01:19:02,656 --> 01:19:03,946
Oh, fuck!

1351
01:19:07,869 --> 01:19:11,209
- Oy vey!
- My dick is drained.

1352
01:19:14,167 --> 01:19:15,247
That was amazing.

1353
01:19:15,669 --> 01:19:17,999
It was okay. But you were amazing.

1354
01:19:18,171 --> 01:19:21,471
I can't believe we were saving ourselves
for the Great Beyond when...

1355
01:19:21,633 --> 01:19:25,183
- It was in front of us the whole time.
- It was in front of us the whole time.

1356
01:19:25,345 --> 01:19:26,345
I love you, Brenda.

1357
01:19:26,513 --> 01:19:27,603
I love you, Frank.

1358
01:19:27,764 --> 01:19:30,274
You know, my boner still hasn't
gone down. Is that bad?

1359
01:19:30,434 --> 01:19:33,274
Bad for my asshole,
I'll tell you that much.

1360
01:19:34,688 --> 01:19:37,768
Seriously, though,
your recovery time is off the charts.

1361
01:19:37,941 --> 01:19:40,361
Guys! Oh, my God.
You have to come with me right now.

1362
01:19:45,407 --> 01:19:46,987
Hello there, little sausage.

1363
01:19:47,159 --> 01:19:49,699
You and your friends
have accomplished the impossible.

1364
01:19:49,870 --> 01:19:53,170
And for that, I give you mad props.

1365
01:19:53,748 --> 01:19:58,958
But now that you have shattered
one truth, it is time for you to learn...

1366
01:19:59,129 --> 01:20:04,759
...that we are not real!
Booga booga booga.

1367
01:20:05,510 --> 01:20:07,550
While tripping balls, Firewater and I...

1368
01:20:07,721 --> 01:20:10,271
...made an important
metaphysical breakthrough.

1369
01:20:10,432 --> 01:20:12,602
The world is a fucking illusion, bro.

1370
01:20:12,767 --> 01:20:16,057
Our lives are being manipulated
for the entertainment of monsters.

1371
01:20:16,229 --> 01:20:22,109
Twisted, tasteless, juvenile monsters!
Puppet masters in another dimension.

1372
01:20:22,277 --> 01:20:24,277
We're something called...

1373
01:20:24,446 --> 01:20:25,816
...cartoons.

1374
01:20:25,989 --> 01:20:27,199
- Oh!
- Wha...?

1375
01:20:27,365 --> 01:20:31,405
You, Frank, are the plaything of a
demented, schlubby Jewish actor named:

1376
01:20:31,578 --> 01:20:33,868
Seth Rog-An.

1377
01:20:34,206 --> 01:20:35,416
Wait? I'm Jewish?

1378
01:20:35,582 --> 01:20:37,252
So who am I?

1379
01:20:37,417 --> 01:20:42,007
You are the toy of a more talented
and celebrated actor named:

1380
01:20:42,172 --> 01:20:44,842
Ed-ward Nor-ton.

1381
01:20:45,258 --> 01:20:47,428
Ed-ward Nor-ton?

1382
01:20:47,594 --> 01:20:51,394
What kind of parent gives their kid
a stupid cunt name like that?

1383
01:20:51,556 --> 01:20:54,386
Worry not, friends. I have a solution.

1384
01:21:00,398 --> 01:21:05,108
I have invented a Stargate device that
will allow us to travel to their dimension.

1385
01:21:05,654 --> 01:21:07,244
Fuck, yeah, he did. And it's dope.

1386
01:21:07,405 --> 01:21:10,905
This guy's smart. I mean like,
fuck-a-guy smart. Know what I'm saying?

1387
01:21:11,535 --> 01:21:13,035
Yeah, you do.

1388
01:21:13,203 --> 01:21:15,043
We're gonna go
to this other dimension...

1389
01:21:15,205 --> 01:21:17,535
...and cut the strings, once and for all!

1390
01:21:17,874 --> 01:21:19,584
Anybody want a hit before we do this?

1391
01:21:19,960 --> 01:21:22,840
You ready to get baked and walk
through Gum's Stargate with me?

1392
01:21:23,004 --> 01:21:27,304
As long as we're together,
I'm ready to get baked and do anything.

1393
01:21:59,916 --> 01:22:03,126
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Jeremiah was a bull frog ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1394
01:22:03,295 --> 01:22:06,545
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Was a good friend of mine ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1395
01:22:06,965 --> 01:22:10,175
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ I never understood
A single word he said ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1396
01:22:10,343 --> 01:22:13,973
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ But I helped him drink his wine ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1397
01:22:14,139 --> 01:22:17,809
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ And he always had
Some mighty fine wine ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1398
01:22:17,976 --> 01:22:22,056
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Singin'
Joy to the world ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1399
01:22:22,230 --> 01:22:25,860
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ All the boys and girls, now ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1400
01:22:26,026 --> 01:22:29,646
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1401
01:22:29,821 --> 01:22:32,951
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Joy to you and me ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1402
01:22:33,491 --> 01:22:37,201
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ If I were the king of the world ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1403
01:22:37,370 --> 01:22:40,620
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Tell you what I'd do ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1404
01:22:40,790 --> 01:22:44,590
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ I'd throw away the cars
And the bars and the wars ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1405
01:22:44,753 --> 01:22:47,423
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Make sweet love to you ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1406
01:22:47,589 --> 01:22:52,139
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Singin' now
Joy to the world ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1407
01:22:52,302 --> 01:22:56,012
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ All the boys and girls ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1408
01:22:56,181 --> 01:22:59,811
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Joy to the fishes
In the deep blue sea ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1409
01:22:59,976 --> 01:23:03,266
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Joy to you and me ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1410
01:23:18,536 --> 01:23:22,206
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ You know I love the ladies ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1411
01:23:22,582 --> 01:23:25,592
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Love to have my fun ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1412
01:23:25,752 --> 01:23:29,762
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ I'm a high night flier
And a rainbow rider ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1413
01:23:29,923 --> 01:23:33,263
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ A straight-shootin' son of a gun ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1414
01:23:33,426 --> 01:23:36,046
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ I said a straight shootin' son of a gun ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1415
01:23:37,597 --> 01:23:40,347
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Joy to the world ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1416
01:23:41,476 --> 01:23:45,016
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ All the boys and girls ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1417
01:23:45,188 --> 01:23:48,778
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Joy to the fishes
In the deep blue sea ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1418
01:23:48,942 --> 01:23:52,532
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Joy to you and me ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1419
01:23:52,696 --> 01:23:56,316
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Joy to the world ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1420
01:23:56,491 --> 01:24:00,121
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ All the boys and girls ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1421
01:24:00,286 --> 01:24:03,956
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Joy to the fishes
In the deep blue sea ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1422
01:24:04,124 --> 01:24:08,344
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Joy to you and me ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1423
01:24:08,503 --> 01:24:12,013
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Joy to the world ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1424
01:24:12,173 --> 01:24:15,763
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ All the boys and girls ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1425
01:24:15,927 --> 01:24:19,597
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Joy to the world ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1426
01:24:19,764 --> 01:24:23,064
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Joy to you and me ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1427
01:24:23,226 --> 01:24:26,726
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Joy to the world ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1428
01:24:26,896 --> 01:24:30,566
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ All the boys and girls ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1429
01:24:30,734 --> 01:24:34,324
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Joy to the fishes
In the deep blue sea ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1430
01:24:34,487 --> 01:24:37,027
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Joy to you and me ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1431
01:24:37,198 --> 01:24:38,618
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1432
01:24:38,783 --> 01:24:40,953
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Joy to the world ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1433
01:24:41,119 --> 01:24:42,499
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Yeah, yeah ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1434
01:24:42,662 --> 01:24:45,962
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ All the boys and girls ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1435
01:24:46,124 --> 01:24:49,544
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Joy to the fishes
In the deep blue sea ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1436
01:24:49,711 --> 01:24:52,761
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Joy to you and me ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1437
01:24:52,922 --> 01:24:57,512
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Joy to the world ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1438
01:24:57,677 --> 01:25:00,807
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ All the boys and girls ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1439
01:25:00,972 --> 01:25:04,732
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Joy to the fishes
In the deep blue sea ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1440
01:25:04,893 --> 01:25:08,193
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Joy to you and me ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1441
01:25:08,354 --> 01:25:12,324
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Joy to the world ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1442
01:25:12,484 --> 01:25:16,244
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ All the boys and girls ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1443
01:25:16,404 --> 01:25:19,994
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Joy to the fishes
In the deep blue sea ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1444
01:25:20,158 --> 01:25:23,788
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Joy to you and me ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1445
01:25:23,953 --> 01:25:27,623
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Joy to the world ♪♪</i></font></b>♪</i>

1446
01:26:48,371 --> 01:26:50,121
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Dear gods ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1447
01:26:50,290 --> 01:26:52,830
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ You're so divine
In each and every way ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1448
01:26:53,001 --> 01:26:55,341
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ To you we pray ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1449
01:26:55,503 --> 01:26:57,173
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Dear gods ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1450
01:26:57,338 --> 01:27:00,628
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ We pledge our love
To you forever more ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1451
01:27:00,800 --> 01:27:05,470
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ We always felt
We had a special bond ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1452
01:27:05,638 --> 01:27:08,598
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Take us to the Great Beyond ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1453
01:27:08,766 --> 01:27:10,096
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Where we're sure ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1454
01:27:10,268 --> 01:27:12,728
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Nothing bad happens to food ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1455
01:27:12,896 --> 01:27:14,516
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Once we're out
The sliding doors ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1456
01:27:14,689 --> 01:27:16,069
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Things will all be grand ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1457
01:27:16,232 --> 01:27:17,942
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ We will live our dreams together ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1458
01:27:18,109 --> 01:27:19,779
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ In the Promised Land ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1459
01:27:19,944 --> 01:27:23,034
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ The gods control our fate
So we all know we're in good hands ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1460
01:27:23,197 --> 01:27:25,157
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ We're super sure
There's nothing shitty ♪♪</i></font></b></i>

1461
01:27:25,325 --> 01:27:29,155
<i><b><font color="#FFFF00"><i>♪ Waiting for us
In the Great Beyond ♪♪</i></font></b>♪</i>