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- from /hhg/ - Helluva Hotel General #816, #817
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- >levianon and vaggie ending up locked in a small room, broom closet or what have you
- >Something something its during a Lu st new moon
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- >someone remembers the New Moons
- Mah Babeh...
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- >"Don't touch me you obnoxious, arrogant, outdated movie trope-imitating douchebg"
- >"Shouldn't take too much of my ample willpower to manage that feat you flat-chested, fat-as sed, wannabe whaler"
- >"FK YOU"
- >"NOT EVEN IF YOU PAID ME"
- >[20 minutes later]
- >(sounds of violent, impatient fing in a space thats too small for either of them to get a good angle on things)
- >"I-"
- >"nnnn..."
- >"I swear to fk"
- >"unf"
- >"Dee per you lousy pickpocket!"
- >"I swear to FK if you tell anyone we did this I'll gut you like the fish you are"
- >"As if"
- >"HARDER YOU DAMNED HAR LOT"
- >"As if I'd ever brag about taking the likes of YOU to bed lassie"
- >"A captain's command counts on the respect of his crew and-"
- >"Mmmphhh!"
- >Vaggie savagely liplocks the infuriating cartoon pirate
- >He may be a sea man, but she's an ex-hoker, she can hold her breath longer
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- More?
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- >Levianon tries to ride it out but he gets desperate for air well before Vaggie does
- >He grabs a handful of her hair and tries to pull her off as he begins to see stars
- >It works, but not in the way he expected
- >He thought for sure that would earn him the slap across the face to end all slaps across the face
- >Instead she mo ans as she parts from him
- >"Not there"
- >"Lower"
- >She grabs him by the wrist and guides his hand down closer to her neck
- >He pulls again
- >She mo ans louder, throatier
- >He can feel her clench up on him
- >"Like that"
- >"Just like that you Jack Sparrow-wannabe ashole"
- >Anon pulls even harder at the insult, earning another moan from her
- >Her arousal starts running down her thighs
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- We need an image of Levianon and Vaggie hate fking in the closet, based on that green-text from last thread.
- Also, do we have lineup/individual illustrations of the various Demon-sons Anons? (What are they called collectively? The Princes? Demanons?)
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- At this point you need to stop calling them anons if you're going to give them an actual personality
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- This. Adding Anon was supposed to be for inserting. These are actual characters at this point.
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- It may be that the concept of making original characters is seen as 'cringe' but making them """anons""" is okay because its perceived as gelling better with site culture.
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- The first one any drawfgs cottoned to was Asmonon
- h ttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/41229536/#41237182
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- why does this guy look like he came out of vampire: the masquerade: bloodlines
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- If I remember correctly he was modeled off of some like DND-type art of Asmodeus but with a modern outfit. I can't remember the thread too well I was plastered.
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- That game was fking good.
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- I keep hearing that as of late but all I remember about that game is getting creeped out by the chick with the pigtails and giving it back to my friend.
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- She's a schizo / has multi-personality disorder.
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- ...who let 10 year old me have this game?
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- fking lmao
- VTMB or any white wolf property is not the kind of thing a kid should have access to
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- My parents also straight up gave me Duke Nukem 3D and let me watch Terminator, Aliens, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre. In hindsight the only responsible thing they ever did raising me was not letting me have candy.
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- I would unironically be less concerned with all of those than giving them white wolf sht.
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- Your parents sound cool as fk.
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- I don't think the original Prince Anon ever got drawn but he's supposed to look more like Lilith than Lucifer. Levianon is so fresh we've barely talked about what he looks like other than Blitzo calling him "fish face", so I guess he's piscine in nature.
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- Leviathan have been depicted as everything from whale-ish, reptilian/dragon/serpent and to piscine. Could probably go Lovecraftian too with some Cold Ones and octupus-element.
- Combining all this with the pirate theme makes me Think of Davy Jones, (which supposedly WAS another name for the Devil used by sailors).
- For Levianon though, I personally Think more Along the lines of Sea-Serpent/dragon and less fish (with tentacle dradlocks or something? Just brainstorming here). Both have scales and Blitz may have been focusing on the pirate theme more than Levianon’s actual looks - wouldn’t be the first Blitz would make mistakes like that.
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- Forgot to ADD an idea: Davy Jones is another devil pirate and ricals to Levianon. They foil each other, steak each others’ burried treasures and are generally trying to one-up eachother.
- And this additional writing made me Think further: did we ever bane Levianon’s ship?
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- >did we ever bane Levianon's ship
- Bane like so?
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- Meant to write Name. I’m on mobile and too tired to act as spellcheck
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- Yeah I figured.
- Since part of his thing is that he goes through ships like toothpicks he's probably had many different names for ships over his career.
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- The first few had names but i would assume the rest are just numbered
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- It's bad luck to change a ship's name, so he's always stuck with whatever the previous owner called it. Some rival pirates and merchant guilds are aware of this and like to screw with him. The "Nt Gargler" was an able ship, but it had to be scuttled after the ship worms got to critical structural elements. The "Jackas Frigate" was lost in a storm off the the coast of The Grey Archipelago. Levianon still won't talk about what happened to the "My Face Is A Seat Cushion For Fay Demon Nobles".
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- >Levianon still won't talk about what happened to the "My Face Is A Seat Cushion For Fay Demon Nobles".
- Sold to Blitzo.
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- It was a gift from Paimon
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- >"Avast! You are about to be boarded by Levianon! Captain of the... Oh come on do I really have to say it?"
- >Paimon smiles as he increases the volume on the megaphone he's having anon use
- >"Yes, yes you do."
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- >The entire crew of the enemy vessel starts to laugh themselves sick
- >Their skipper makes a couple of choice hand gestures
- >Levianon glares daggers at Paimon, who merely blows him a ki ss in return
- >"O'Toole!"
- >"Hoist the red banner"
- >"...Captain?"
- >"I'm suddenly not in a quarter-granting mood anymore."
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- >Look up what pirates do to punish captives
- >Find this as first result
- One policy of the pirates is the captain should be shot before they even enter the ship. Sometimes the captain was taken prisoner to be used as ransom, or marooned on an island somewhere, but usually he would be killed or tor tured in front of his crew.
- I'm guessing the skipper was keelhaulrd.
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- Best he can hope for is that Paimon might find him cute enough to be the bottom btch in a thre eway, or maybe Charlie somehow intervenes, since they're ultimately the ones pulling Levianon's strings.
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- >Paimon and Stolas' later rendezvous at a high-end shoreside restaurant on the Sea of Envy would come to an abrupt end when their table (and the side of the building they resided in) was unceremoniously rammed by a rusted hulk
- >pinned between broken wood and coarse metal, they attempted to assume their true forms...
- >...until the smell of petroleum reached their nostrils
- >the ensuing fireball, which rose from the wreck of the SS Torrey Canyon - one of the many "undead vessels" that would wound up in Leviathan's realm - consumed the remainder of the building, and much of the boardwalk in a 5 mile radius
- >as there were no salvaging operations happening at the time, it was unclear as to how the drifting tanker could've T-boned the place so precisely
- >down the coast, a charred, tarred and de-feathered Stolas and likewise worn Paimon would wash up at the feet of their playthings, who told them, in no uncertain terms, that the whole malarkey with the funny names must come to an end
- >Stolas also lost his nicknaming privileges for three months due to being an accomplice
- >their protest were quickly silenced by the irritated, lungs-and-mind-shaking groans of Levianon's father behind them
- >it would be a long while before a demonic noble would damage Anon's pride again...
- >...then, he decided to steal from Charlie
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- >And so, an important lesson was learned
- >The Great King Of Hell, Paimon, may be powerful
- >But pirates are fking CRAZY
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