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- Once upon a time,
- in a kingdom far, far away,
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- a baby girl was born.
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- Her skin was pure as snow.
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- Her hair was dark as night.
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- They called her Snow White.
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- Probably because that was
- the most pretentious name
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- they could come up with.
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- As fate would have it,
- Snow White's mother died in childbirth.
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- Left on his own...
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- ...her father spoiled the young girl.
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- He could afford to, of course.
- He was the king.
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- The king loved his daughter,
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- and all his subjects loved him.
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- The kingdom was a happy place,
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- where people danced
- and sang day and night.
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- Apparently,
- no one had a job back then.
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- Just singing and dancing
- all day and all night.
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- 00:01:39,625 --> 00:01:41,501
- But I digress.
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- The king raised
- the little girl by himself,
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- grooming her to one day lead.
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- But over time, he realized
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- there were some things
- he couldn't teach her.
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- So he sought out a new queen.
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- This queen was
- the most beautiful woman in the world.
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- She was intelligent and strong.
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- And just to clarify, she was me.
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- And this is my story. Not hers.
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- Bewitched by my beauty,
- the king begged me to marry him.
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- I was everything to him...
- the stars, the moon.
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- But a dark magic invaded the land.
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- The brave king bid farewell
- to Snow White,
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- leaving her his favorite dagger.
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- An interesting gift,
- but more on that later.
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- He rode off into the dark woods
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- and, sadly, was never seen again.
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- 00:02:54,867 --> 00:02:58,119
- Snow White searched and searched
- for her father,
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- and when she realized
- he was truly gone,
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- she was devastated.
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- The girl was now left under the care
- of the beautiful queen.
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- Ten years passed,
- and Snow White grew older and blossomed.
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- But the kingdom fell into an icy despair
- as the queen realized,
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- if she wanted to remain
- the most beautiful woman in all the land,
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- well, Snow would have to do
- what snow does best.
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- Snow would have to fall.
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- Well, hello there.
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- Would you like a treat?
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- Here you go.
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- 00:04:22,997 --> 00:04:24,914
- Oh, I think the party's started.
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- F to D-9.
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- To your left, Lord Waverly.
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- If someone would please
- teach Lord Waverly
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- his left from his right,
- I would be so very grateful.
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- Excuse me.
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- B to J-12.
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- Milady, I feel it is my duty
- to tell you of the rumors
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- - that I've been hearing.
- - Rumors?
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- 00:05:07,583 --> 00:05:10,627
- Well, there have been rumblings
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- that the kingdom
- is close to destitute.
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- 00:05:13,797 --> 00:05:16,382
- If we were to join
- our two houses in marriage...
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- 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:20,011
- ...I feel the gentry would be reassured
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- that the kingdom
- was stable once again.
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- Brighton, a word, please.
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- - Yes, Your Majesty?
- - Loose lips sink ships.
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- Yes, indeed,
- Your Majesty, exactly.
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- Which ship would you like sunk?
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- It's an expression, Brighton.
- A royal decree. Take it down.
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- - Ah, marvelous.
- - Any busybodies...
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- ...caught rumoring,
- gossiping, whispering,
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- or even thinking
- shall be put to death.
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- - How does that sound?
- - It's decisive.
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- Snow White.
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- Is there a fire?
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- I'm sorry?
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- Is your bedroom on fire?
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- Because I'm searching
- for an explanation
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- as to why you would be out
- of your bedroom and in here,
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- and my first guess was fire.
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- I thought maybe I could
- come to the gala,
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- you know, because today
- is my 18th birthday.
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- Is it, now? Oh, my, oh, my.
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- E to F-3, please.
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- Snow White, maybe it is
- time I ease up on you. Hmm?
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- After all, you've done nothing to me,
- caused no problems.
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- And yet...
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- ...there is something about you
- that's just so incredibly...
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- ...irritating.
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- I don't know what it is.
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- The slumped shoulders.
- The hair, that voice... Mm!
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- I know what it is.
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- I think it is the hair.
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- I hate your hair.
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- I don't care if it's your 100th birthday.
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- Don't ever sneak
- into a party like this again.
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- B to F-6.
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- C to D-4.
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- Baron, you've been beaten for the last
- five minutes and didn't even know it.
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- Bravo, Your Majesty.
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- It's important to know
- when you've been beaten. Yes.
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- I certainly don't like
- the look of these woods, sire.
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- If you don't mind me saying this,
- they seem very sinister.
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- Trees, Renbock.
- Trees are just wood.
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- It's not the trees
- I'm afraid of, sire.
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- I heard stories of a man-eating beast
- inhabiting these parts.
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- It thrills my heart to no end
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- thinking that my traveling companion
- still believes in fairy tales.
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- If you don't mind me asking, when does
- Your Highness think we're going home?
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- We've been on the road for months.
- I just thought perhaps we could take a break.
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- We didn't set out seeking a vacation.
- We set out seeking an adventure.
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- - Adventure, yes.
- - And we're going to find one.
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- I really don't think this is
- a good idea, sire. We should ride on.
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- Not until we find out
- what's in these woods.
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- Go around. Go around.
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- - Giants! Renbock! Renbock!
- - Giants!
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- After him!
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- - You there! Empty your pockets!
- - What?
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- He said empty your pockets!
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- Yah!
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- Ha-ha!
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- - Give me that!
- - Sit down!
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- Stay down!
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- 00:10:08,117 --> 00:10:09,867
- I found some roadkill!
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- - Do you concede?
- - Yeah, do ya?
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- Sire.
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- What's so funny?
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- You're not a giant!
- None of you are giants.
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- Your point is?
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- You can't expect me to fight you.
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- 00:10:33,559 --> 00:10:35,685
- Ah! Then he concedes!
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- - Yeah!
- - Of course he concedes.
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- I most certainly do not.
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- I'm simply stating that I will
- not fight a bunch of dwarfs!
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- 00:10:48,157 --> 00:10:50,158
- - Why?
- - You're minuscule!
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- - Minuscule?
- - Diminutive?
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- - Runts?
- - Thank you. Runts?
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- 00:10:55,497 --> 00:10:57,999
- - Runts? That's the best you got?
- - So uninspired.
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- The village idiot used to call us that.
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- Take you the whole day
- to come up with that?
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- It doesn't matter!
- You're short, and it's funny.
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- 00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:09,135
- Funny? Not as funny as my blade
- against your throat.
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- 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:12,096
- Ease back.
- All we want is his gold.
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- 00:11:12,264 --> 00:11:15,141
- - I've got his saddlebag.
- - Now we're talking!
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- 00:11:15,309 --> 00:11:18,019
- Let's get a look in there.
- Come on, get it open there.
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- 00:11:18,187 --> 00:11:20,688
- - That is not your property!
- - Eh, whatever.
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- 00:11:22,191 --> 00:11:26,360
- - Get your hands off of that immediately!
- - Give them what they want, sire.
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- 00:11:26,528 --> 00:11:31,115
- Nonsense. Apparently somebody has to teach
- a lesson to these children!
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- No one is to know the details, Renbock.
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- 00:11:45,656 --> 00:11:47,365
- Understood?
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- Say it!
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- 00:11:51,495 --> 00:11:55,248
- No one needs to know the details,
- Your Royal Highness.
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- Happy birthday, Snow!
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- - You remembered.
- - Of course we remembered.
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- 00:12:18,021 --> 00:12:22,733
- A girl's 18th birthday
- is the most important birthday of them all.
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- Do you want to know what I wish
- for your birthday, Snow White?
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- 00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:35,246
- You can't make a wish for me.
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- 00:12:35,414 --> 00:12:40,168
- Do you know why I continue to work
- for that wretched queen year after year?
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- 00:12:41,003 --> 00:12:45,006
- I do it because I know that one day
- you are going to take back your kingdom,
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- and I want to be here
- when that happens.
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- 00:12:47,259 --> 00:12:49,552
- - It is not my kingdom.
- - Oh, but it is.
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- 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:52,763
- Your father meant
- for you to inherit his crown.
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- 00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:57,059
- And that woman has
- the entire kingdom convinced
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- that you're a pathetic shut-in,
- incapable of leaving the castle.
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- 00:13:01,398 --> 00:13:03,941
- And the worst is,
- she has you thinking it.
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- Your father's dagger.
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- 00:13:08,197 --> 00:13:10,114
- I had it cleaned up and polished.
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- What would I do with this?
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- 00:13:13,535 --> 00:13:17,830
- Perhaps you need to see for yourself
- what goes on in your kingdom.
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- 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:22,585
- The people don't
- sing and dance anymore.
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- 00:13:23,504 --> 00:13:27,256
- They need to see who you really are.
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- 00:13:27,424 --> 00:13:30,927
- And you need to believe.
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- - I'm going out.
- - Is she allowed to go out?
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- 00:13:40,379 --> 00:13:43,089
- I don't know. Is she?
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- 00:13:45,008 --> 00:13:47,677
- - OK...
- - She's going out!
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- 00:13:50,556 --> 00:13:52,598
- I won't say anything if you don't.
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- 00:13:53,517 --> 00:13:55,685
- - Pinky swear?
- - Pinky swear.
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- 00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:21,210
- Mirror, Mirror, on the wall.
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- 00:14:57,789 --> 00:14:59,457
- Can you believe that baron?
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- 00:14:59,625 --> 00:15:02,585
- I mean, honestly, did he really think
- I would consider marrying him?
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- 00:15:02,753 --> 00:15:04,378
- A woman has standards, after all,
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- 00:15:04,546 --> 00:15:07,632
- and an exalted woman like myself
- has very high standards.
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- 00:15:07,799 --> 00:15:10,051
- - Interesting.
- - What is?
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- 00:15:10,219 --> 00:15:11,802
- Your response to his proposal.
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- 00:15:11,970 --> 00:15:14,597
- - What is that supposed to mean?
- - Consider the options.
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- 00:15:14,765 --> 00:15:17,058
- Well, this option
- has a receding hairline,
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- 00:15:17,226 --> 00:15:19,352
- smells like rotten eggs,
- and I wouldn't be caught dead with him.
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- 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:23,147
- You've spent so much supporting
- your vanity, you can't afford to say no.
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- 00:15:23,315 --> 00:15:26,359
- Then why don't you snap your fingers
- and make me a chest of gold, hm?
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- 00:15:26,527 --> 00:15:28,319
- Everyone has magic within them,
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- 00:15:28,487 --> 00:15:31,322
- but very few discover it
- and learn to spend it wisely.
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- 00:15:31,490 --> 00:15:35,535
- Trust me. I am, after all,
- merely a reflection of you.
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- 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:38,579
- Well, not an exact reflection.
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- 00:15:39,331 --> 00:15:40,540
- I have no wrinkles.
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- They're not wrinkles, just crinkles.
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- As you wish.
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- 00:15:50,701 --> 00:15:52,618
- What do you suggest I do?
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- 00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:55,329
- I suggest you marry someone rich. Quickly.
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- 00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:59,250
- Because one day soon, you will ask me
- who the fairest of them all is,
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- and you won't like the answer.
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- 00:16:07,426 --> 00:16:08,676
- Hello?
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- 00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:12,013
- Is anybody out there?
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- Shut up, Renbock.
- Nobody can hear you in the woods.
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- 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:18,019
- - On the off chance...
- - That there's somebody else
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- - in these miserable woods?
- - Well, there could be.
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- 00:16:20,898 --> 00:16:23,191
- - Is that tone?
- - No, it's not tone.
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- 00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:25,526
- - I was repeating...
- - You did it in a very smart way.
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- 00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:29,822
- I did not! I don't like being
- this close to you. I've told you before.
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- 00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:32,408
- I was warned what I might find
- in these woods, but...
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- 00:16:32,576 --> 00:16:34,827
- I picked the worst
- traveling companion.
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- 00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:38,122
- ...I never imagined this!
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- 00:16:38,890 --> 00:16:40,400
- Who laughs at us?
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- 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,777
- We are in dire need of your help, ma'am.
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- 00:16:42,945 --> 00:16:46,155
- - We were ambushed by seven dwarfs...
- - Bloodthirsty giants.
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- 00:16:46,323 --> 00:16:47,740
- - Giants?
- - We were outnumbered,
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- we fought bravely, but they cheated.
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- 00:16:50,119 --> 00:16:53,079
- Young lady, if you would be so kind
- as to help myself and the honorable Prince...
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- 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:56,374
- Prince of Embarrassment.
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- 00:16:56,742 --> 00:16:59,293
- Fool! I'm but a humble commoner.
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- 00:16:59,787 --> 00:17:02,455
- - Now, we order you to release us.
- - Order me?
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- 00:17:03,082 --> 00:17:05,458
- If you refuse,
- you shall suffer dire consequences.
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- 00:17:07,044 --> 00:17:09,879
- Only if you say please.
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- Given the circumstances, sir,
- I think a please is in order.
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- You're right.
- Where are my manners?
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- 00:17:19,390 --> 00:17:21,641
- - Please.
- - That's all you had to say.
- 223
- 00:17:21,809 --> 00:17:25,228
- Oh, thank you! Thank you!
- Thank you so much!
- 224
- 00:17:25,396 --> 00:17:27,230
- No, no, no! Wait! No!
- 225
- 00:17:27,398 --> 00:17:30,316
- Oh!
- 226
- 00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:34,779
- Are you all right? Can I help at all?
- 227
- 00:17:35,447 --> 00:17:38,158
- - Oh, yes, please.
- - Yes. That's it.
- 228
- 00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:40,368
- - There you go.
- - Oh, thank you.
- 229
- 00:17:40,536 --> 00:17:42,912
- Oh, oh! Oh.
- 230
- 00:17:46,959 --> 00:17:50,962
- Um... Do you want some help
- with the rope?
- 231
- 00:17:51,130 --> 00:17:53,214
- Yes. Thank you.
- 232
- 00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:57,594
- I'm sorry you had to see us
- in such a compromising position.
- 233
- 00:17:59,805 --> 00:18:01,139
- We're going north.
- 234
- 00:18:01,974 --> 00:18:04,225
- Oh, I'm... I'm traveling south.
- 235
- 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:11,733
- - It's a shame.
- - Yes, it is.
- 236
- 00:18:15,905 --> 00:18:17,530
- Uh...
- 237
- 00:18:18,991 --> 00:18:21,451
- Then I guess we must bid you adieu.
- 238
- 00:18:21,619 --> 00:18:23,119
- Hm.
- 239
- 00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:39,844
- She turned around. Did you see that?
- 240
- 00:18:40,012 --> 00:18:42,805
- No. I don't think she's interested, sir.
- 241
- 00:18:50,522 --> 00:18:52,690
- - Your Highness?
- - Yes.
- 242
- 00:18:54,985 --> 00:19:00,073
- Pardon, Your Majesty, but...
- you have a visitor.
- 243
- 00:19:00,241 --> 00:19:02,242
- I'm not in the mood, Brighton.
- 244
- 00:19:02,743 --> 00:19:04,452
- He's young, handsome...
- 245
- 00:19:06,497 --> 00:19:08,289
- ...and semi-nude.
- 246
- 00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:12,502
- Your Highness,
- may I present to you the esteemed
- 247
- 00:19:12,670 --> 00:19:16,256
- Prince Alcott of Valencia.
- 248
- 00:19:16,882 --> 00:19:19,801
- Your Majesty.
- Please pardon our dress.
- 249
- 00:19:19,969 --> 00:19:23,346
- I'm afraid my valet and I were robbed
- by bandits as we entered your kingdom.
- 250
- 00:19:23,514 --> 00:19:25,765
- Bandits? How awful.
- 251
- 00:19:25,933 --> 00:19:31,271
- How absolutely terrifying
- and smooth and hairy.
- 252
- 00:19:32,189 --> 00:19:34,857
- - What?
- - What?
- 253
- 00:19:35,025 --> 00:19:37,110
- - What?
- - Nothing.
- 254
- 00:19:38,862 --> 00:19:42,073
- Could I trouble you for a covering?
- Perhaps a shirt?
- 255
- 00:19:43,367 --> 00:19:44,826
- If you must.
- 256
- 00:19:46,537 --> 00:19:47,829
- Um...
- 257
- 00:19:48,664 --> 00:19:52,041
- - Um...
- - Brighton.
- 258
- 00:19:52,209 --> 00:19:54,168
- - Brighton.
- - Your Majesty.
- 259
- 00:19:54,336 --> 00:19:58,506
- The prince is bashful
- and requires, sadly, a covering.
- 260
- 00:19:58,674 --> 00:20:00,049
- - Of course, milady.
- - I'm not bashful.
- 261
- 00:20:00,217 --> 00:20:02,677
- Sir, is there any particular style
- of shirt you'd like?
- 262
- 00:20:02,845 --> 00:20:04,971
- Brighton.
- A simple covering.
- 263
- 00:20:05,139 --> 00:20:06,472
- A simple covering it is.
- 264
- 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:09,434
- Valencia, you say.
- 265
- 00:20:09,601 --> 00:20:11,728
- I've never heard of it.
- Is it a wee hamlet?
- 266
- 00:20:11,895 --> 00:20:14,272
- No, quite the contrary.
- It's a bountiful province.
- 267
- 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:19,277
- We have many natural resources.
- Gold, silver, bustling silk trade.
- 268
- 00:20:20,112 --> 00:20:21,863
- You don't say.
- 269
- 00:20:23,032 --> 00:20:26,326
- Send out the invites.
- Alert the caterer.
- 270
- 00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:30,663
- I want you to organize a ball
- like this kingdom has never seen before.
- 271
- 00:20:30,831 --> 00:20:33,374
- We are gonna sweep this kid
- right off his feet.
- 272
- 00:20:34,585 --> 00:20:39,422
- Uh... Forgive me, Your Majesty,
- but I don't understand.
- 273
- 00:20:39,590 --> 00:20:42,050
- Brighton, the prince is rich.
- He's built like an ox.
- 274
- 00:20:42,217 --> 00:20:46,262
- I'm going to marry him, and then
- my financial problems will be... solved.
- 275
- 00:20:47,264 --> 00:20:48,890
- No, I understand that part.
- 276
- 00:20:49,058 --> 00:20:53,019
- What I don't understand is
- how you intend to pay for the party.
- 277
- 00:20:53,937 --> 00:20:57,732
- It pains me to say this,
- but you're broke, my Queen.
- 278
- 00:20:57,900 --> 00:21:00,068
- Then go collect more taxes.
- 279
- 00:21:02,613 --> 00:21:05,239
- Your Majesty, I don't know
- the last time you were in the town,
- 280
- 00:21:05,407 --> 00:21:06,783
- but the people are starving.
- 281
- 00:21:06,950 --> 00:21:08,534
- Do you have no imagination?
- 282
- 00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:13,414
- Go tell the villagers that bread is meat,
- less is more, blah, blah, blah.
- 283
- 00:21:13,582 --> 00:21:16,709
- Commoners love a good metaphor.
- Just go sell it.
- 284
- 00:21:16,877 --> 00:21:18,461
- "Bread is meat."
- 285
- 00:21:46,824 --> 00:21:49,534
- - OK, go.
- - Excuse me.
- 286
- 00:21:50,828 --> 00:21:52,870
- Do you have anything to eat?
- 287
- 00:21:55,290 --> 00:21:56,791
- What happened here?
- 288
- 00:21:56,959 --> 00:22:01,921
- I visited once with my father.
- It was a wonderful place.
- 289
- 00:22:02,089 --> 00:22:05,091
- People always seemed
- to be singing and dancing.
- 290
- 00:22:05,259 --> 00:22:07,927
- That must have been many years ago.
- 291
- 00:22:08,095 --> 00:22:10,763
- Yah! Yah!
- 292
- 00:22:11,765 --> 00:22:13,182
- Whoa!
- 293
- 00:22:29,908 --> 00:22:32,243
- - More taxes?
- - Good, you can read.
- 294
- 00:22:32,411 --> 00:22:34,954
- Make sure they are collected
- in a timely fashion.
- 295
- 00:22:35,122 --> 00:22:36,581
- What's she doing with all our money?
- 296
- 00:22:36,748 --> 00:22:38,541
- - Protecting you.
- - From what?
- 297
- 00:22:38,709 --> 00:22:41,252
- Must I remind you
- of the brutal attacks we have suffered?
- 298
- 00:22:41,420 --> 00:22:43,379
- - He speaks of...
- - The beast!
- 299
- 00:22:46,091 --> 00:22:49,093
- Yes. Evil lurks in the dark woods,
- 300
- 00:22:49,261 --> 00:22:51,596
- more hideous than
- you could ever imagine.
- 301
- 00:22:51,763 --> 00:22:54,474
- The only reason it hasn't gorged
- itself on all of you...
- 302
- 00:22:55,225 --> 00:22:59,270
- ...is because your tax dollars
- are hard at work.
- 303
- 00:23:00,939 --> 00:23:03,024
- I'll be back tomorrow for the money.
- 304
- 00:23:10,699 --> 00:23:12,533
- You will return as quickly as possible
- 305
- 00:23:12,701 --> 00:23:14,535
- and you will bring with you
- a platoon of castle guards.
- 306
- 00:23:14,703 --> 00:23:17,580
- Just look how she's dressed me, sire.
- Like a pink profiterole.
- 307
- 00:23:17,748 --> 00:23:19,874
- That reminds me. We need clothes.
- And gold. An army.
- 308
- 00:23:20,042 --> 00:23:23,211
- Clothes? Why? Do you not like
- the queen's taste in men's fashion?
- 309
- 00:23:23,378 --> 00:23:25,129
- Have you been listening
- to anything I've said?
- 310
- 00:23:25,297 --> 00:23:26,923
- Yes. Soldiers, gold, clothes.
- 311
- 00:23:27,090 --> 00:23:28,382
- - Yes.
- - Yes.
- 312
- 00:23:28,550 --> 00:23:31,761
- - Good.
- - Only if you say please.
- 313
- 00:23:35,182 --> 00:23:36,641
- Please, Renbock.
- 314
- 00:23:36,808 --> 00:23:41,479
- Sire, I implore you to come back with me now.
- This queen radiates crazy.
- 315
- 00:23:41,647 --> 00:23:43,981
- You know these women always get crazy
- when there's a prince around.
- 316
- 00:23:44,149 --> 00:23:46,609
- No. There's
- "I'm in the same room as a prince" crazy,
- 317
- 00:23:46,777 --> 00:23:50,863
- and then there's just good old-fashioned,
- plain, traditional psycho crazy.
- 318
- 00:23:52,324 --> 00:23:54,200
- I fear she's the latter.
- 319
- 00:23:55,369 --> 00:23:59,497
- Safe travels, Renbock. And when you return,
- I pray you're wearing your pants.
- 320
- 00:23:59,665 --> 00:24:03,251
- Well, I will pray the same
- for you, sire. I bid you adieu.
- 321
- 00:24:27,651 --> 00:24:29,860
- Baker Margaret!
- Baker Margaret!
- 322
- 00:24:30,821 --> 00:24:33,447
- Margaret, it's worse
- than you could ever imagine!
- 323
- 00:24:33,615 --> 00:24:35,908
- - You saw the town?
- - Yes. It's awful.
- 324
- 00:24:36,076 --> 00:24:38,578
- The queen has destroyed
- everything my father believed in.
- 325
- 00:24:38,745 --> 00:24:40,955
- Oh... Go on.
- 326
- 00:24:41,123 --> 00:24:44,083
- She's taxing them more as we speak,
- even though they have nothing.
- 327
- 00:24:44,251 --> 00:24:47,295
- That's to pay for all her lavish parties.
- 328
- 00:24:48,797 --> 00:24:51,799
- She's throwing another one tonight.
- For a prince.
- 329
- 00:24:52,801 --> 00:24:54,510
- - A prince is here?
- - And, Snow,
- 330
- 00:24:54,678 --> 00:24:57,179
- it's said he has an army.
- 331
- 00:24:57,347 --> 00:24:59,515
- Well, maybe he could help us.
- 332
- 00:24:59,683 --> 00:25:03,644
- If he truly has an army, maybe
- he could help us take back the kingdom.
- 333
- 00:25:03,812 --> 00:25:06,981
- My goodness.
- Someone's had quite a day.
- 334
- 00:25:07,149 --> 00:25:10,192
- You're gonna have
- an even bigger night.
- 335
- 00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:12,528
- You're gonna crash that ball.
- 336
- 00:25:13,363 --> 00:25:14,780
- You look fabulous, Your Majesty.
- 337
- 00:25:14,948 --> 00:25:17,783
- "Fabulous"? Brighton,
- I haven't even begun to get ready yet.
- 338
- 00:25:17,951 --> 00:25:19,368
- Well, then, one can only imagine
- how fabulous...
- 339
- 00:25:19,536 --> 00:25:21,203
- - Shut up, Brighton.
- - With pleasure.
- 340
- 00:25:22,831 --> 00:25:24,832
- The treatment is ready.
- 341
- 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,627
- Treatment?
- Isn't that a trifle excessive?
- 342
- 00:25:27,794 --> 00:25:29,712
- There's no such thing.
- 343
- 00:25:37,554 --> 00:25:39,513
- Try not to enjoy this, baker lady.
- 344
- 00:25:40,932 --> 00:25:41,891
- I'll do my best.
- 345
- 00:25:50,859 --> 00:25:54,028
- Tightening, brightening.
- Tightening and brightening.
- 346
- 00:26:00,077 --> 00:26:01,160
- Ahh.
- 347
- 00:26:02,829 --> 00:26:04,914
- Happy place, happy place.
- 348
- 00:26:08,460 --> 00:26:11,420
- Oh, that's always the worst part.
- 349
- 00:26:18,220 --> 00:26:19,303
- Hm.
- 350
- 00:26:20,972 --> 00:26:23,516
- I can feel you smiling.
- 351
- 00:27:00,262 --> 00:27:02,722
- Her Majesty the Queen!
- 352
- 00:27:11,648 --> 00:27:13,524
- His Royal Highness,
- 353
- 00:27:13,692 --> 00:27:16,610
- the Prince of Valencia!
- 354
- 00:27:20,115 --> 00:27:25,995
- In folklore, the rabbit is known to use
- cunning and trickery to outwit his enemies.
- 355
- 00:27:26,163 --> 00:27:30,374
- Or perhaps you prefer your guests feel
- out of control and slightly uncomfortable.
- 356
- 00:27:30,542 --> 00:27:34,253
- Handsome and smart.
- How confusing.
- 357
- 00:27:37,924 --> 00:27:41,010
- Hey, kid. Scram.
- 358
- 00:27:53,774 --> 00:27:55,649
- - You.
- - You!
- 359
- 00:27:55,817 --> 00:27:57,693
- - You're here.
- - I am. I'm here.
- 360
- 00:27:57,861 --> 00:28:00,112
- But... you're the prince?
- 361
- 00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:07,870
- I'm sorry. Seeing you in this dress
- has caused me to lose my words.
- 362
- 00:28:08,038 --> 00:28:10,748
- Well, at least it doesn't cause
- you to lose your pants.
- 363
- 00:28:11,625 --> 00:28:15,669
- I mean, when I met you first,
- you weren't wearing pants.
- 364
- 00:28:15,837 --> 00:28:17,379
- Yes.
- 365
- 00:28:18,215 --> 00:28:21,008
- Well, at least now
- you're dressed... up...
- 366
- 00:28:22,052 --> 00:28:24,345
- - ...like a bunny.
- - Sorry.
- 367
- 00:28:24,513 --> 00:28:26,263
- Apparently it's a rabbit.
- 368
- 00:28:29,726 --> 00:28:33,771
- Something about trickery
- and enemies and cunning.
- 369
- 00:28:33,939 --> 00:28:35,189
- Oh, OK.
- 370
- 00:28:35,357 --> 00:28:37,024
- - I look like an idiot.
- - Yes, a little bit.
- 371
- 00:28:44,491 --> 00:28:47,201
- - So, what are you...
- - Doing in the palace? Um...
- 372
- 00:28:48,036 --> 00:28:50,913
- I live here.
- I have for a while, actually.
- 373
- 00:28:51,081 --> 00:28:53,457
- - I'm kind of the princess.
- - What? You didn't tell me that.
- 374
- 00:28:53,625 --> 00:28:55,751
- You never told me you're a prince.
- 375
- 00:28:55,919 --> 00:28:57,127
- I feared I looked ridiculous.
- 376
- 00:28:58,505 --> 00:29:00,506
- Said the prince in the bunny hat.
- 377
- 00:29:03,969 --> 00:29:06,595
- - Aren't we supposed to be changing?
- - Yes, I believe so.
- 378
- 00:29:06,763 --> 00:29:09,139
- Oh! Sorry!
- 379
- 00:29:09,307 --> 00:29:11,308
- - I'm so sorry!
- - No, no, no, it's OK.
- 380
- 00:29:14,688 --> 00:29:17,147
- - Forgive me.
- - No, forgive me.
- 381
- 00:29:18,817 --> 00:29:21,068
- The truth is, I didn't just
- come here to dance tonight.
- 382
- 00:29:21,236 --> 00:29:25,239
- - I need your help.
- - Anything. I'm at your disposal.
- 383
- 00:29:25,407 --> 00:29:27,366
- It's the queen.
- Ever since my father died,
- 384
- 00:29:27,534 --> 00:29:29,785
- she's terrorized
- the people and ruined the land.
- 385
- 00:29:29,953 --> 00:29:33,831
- And I would hope that a good-hearted
- prince like yourself would...
- 386
- 00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:36,125
- I have to go.
- 387
- 00:29:37,168 --> 00:29:39,712
- - Brighton.
- - Right away.
- 388
- 00:29:41,006 --> 00:29:43,048
- Sir...
- 389
- 00:30:00,309 --> 00:30:03,519
- You sneaky little tart.
- What were you doing, talking to my prince?
- 390
- 00:30:03,687 --> 00:30:07,148
- - Your prince?
- - And where did you get such a dress?
- 391
- 00:30:08,025 --> 00:30:10,401
- Do you want to talk about my dress
- or what you did to the village?
- 392
- 00:30:10,569 --> 00:30:12,945
- Good for you, Snow White!
- 393
- 00:30:13,113 --> 00:30:15,615
- Someone's been taking
- their confidence pills, hmm?
- 394
- 00:30:16,116 --> 00:30:18,826
- Do it again.
- Say it again. Come on.
- 395
- 00:30:18,994 --> 00:30:20,911
- Oh, you're no fun!
- Brighton, you do it.
- 396
- 00:30:21,079 --> 00:30:24,540
- Do you want to talk about my dress
- or about what you did to the village?
- 397
- 00:30:24,708 --> 00:30:26,876
- Not irritating enough.
- Come on. Say it again.
- 398
- 00:30:27,044 --> 00:30:30,963
- Be more irritating, more infuriating. Hmm?
- 399
- 00:30:31,131 --> 00:30:33,758
- Do you want to talk about my
- dress or about what you did to the village?
- 400
- 00:30:33,925 --> 00:30:36,385
- Actually, you're both irritating.
- 401
- 00:30:36,553 --> 00:30:39,972
- I've been there.
- I've seen what you did to the people.
- 402
- 00:30:40,140 --> 00:30:41,932
- You left the castle grounds?
- 403
- 00:30:43,018 --> 00:30:47,563
- Wow. Snow White breaking
- all the rules today, hmm?
- 404
- 00:30:47,731 --> 00:30:51,692
- - That's a punishable offense, you know.
- - By whose law?
- 405
- 00:30:51,860 --> 00:30:54,278
- You have no right
- to rule the way you do.
- 406
- 00:30:54,446 --> 00:30:55,863
- - Hm.
- - And technically,
- 407
- 00:30:56,031 --> 00:30:58,157
- I'm the rightful leader of this kingdom.
- 408
- 00:31:00,827 --> 00:31:02,220
- Mmm.
- 409
- 00:31:02,688 --> 00:31:07,191
- Probably not the best thing
- you could have said just there.
- 410
- 00:31:24,468 --> 00:31:26,344
- I want her killed.
- 411
- 00:31:27,471 --> 00:31:30,848
- Killed? Your Majesty,
- isn't that a bit rash?
- 412
- 00:31:31,934 --> 00:31:35,353
- She is a threat to everything.
- 413
- 00:31:37,481 --> 00:31:40,400
- Take her to the woods
- and feed her to the beast.
- 414
- 00:31:41,652 --> 00:31:43,111
- Is this about the dress?
- 415
- 00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:58,793
- - Keep moving.
- - Just let me go.
- 416
- 00:31:58,961 --> 00:32:01,254
- I swear you'll never see me again.
- 417
- 00:32:01,422 --> 00:32:04,799
- You think I want to be here?
- You brought this on yourself.
- 418
- 00:32:04,967 --> 00:32:08,803
- You never should have upstaged the queen,
- and now we're both paying the price.
- 419
- 00:32:11,098 --> 00:32:12,348
- Stop.
- 420
- 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:17,061
- - Brighton, please.
- - Turn around.
- 421
- 00:32:23,527 --> 00:32:26,112
- Please. Brighton, I'm afraid.
- 422
- 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,114
- I don't want to die like my father did.
- 423
- 00:32:29,992 --> 00:32:33,828
- Your father was a good man.
- He was always very kind to me.
- 424
- 00:32:34,872 --> 00:32:37,373
- In return, I shall give you
- one small piece of advice.
- 425
- 00:32:39,084 --> 00:32:42,670
- Run. Run as fast as you can
- and as far away from here as possible.
- 426
- 00:32:44,047 --> 00:32:46,716
- Just run.
- 427
- 00:32:46,884 --> 00:32:49,760
- Like this. Run!
- 428
- 00:32:49,928 --> 00:32:52,263
- - Brighton!
- - Run!
- 429
- 00:33:20,751 --> 00:33:23,461
- What am I going to do?
- I've got to figure some way out.
- 430
- 00:33:23,629 --> 00:33:25,630
- - She'll never believe me.
- - Brighton.
- 431
- 00:33:28,217 --> 00:33:30,551
- - Brighton!
- - Coming! Coming.
- 432
- 00:33:32,721 --> 00:33:34,597
- - Your Majesty?
- - Is it done?
- 433
- 00:33:34,765 --> 00:33:36,933
- Oh! Just as you instructed.
- 434
- 00:33:39,728 --> 00:33:41,729
- That's her liver,
- her kidneys, her spleen...
- 435
- 00:33:41,897 --> 00:33:44,690
- - That's disgusting.
- - ...and a few other assorted parts.
- 436
- 00:33:44,858 --> 00:33:48,444
- I'll admit... I'm impressed.
- 437
- 00:33:49,321 --> 00:33:52,907
- You're not as pathetic and wimpy
- as I have always believed.
- 438
- 00:33:53,575 --> 00:33:56,035
- That's the nicest thing
- you've ever said to me.
- 439
- 00:33:57,579 --> 00:34:01,666
- Wow, I feel amazing!
- Positively lightheaded.
- 440
- 00:34:01,833 --> 00:34:04,168
- I'm just glad to see you
- in such a good mood.
- 441
- 00:34:07,548 --> 00:34:10,591
- Yes! We must release
- the news of the tragedy, right?
- 442
- 00:34:10,759 --> 00:34:14,762
- The usual stuff. You know,
- "struck down in her youth," "terrible loss."
- 443
- 00:34:14,930 --> 00:34:16,347
- We'll fly the flags at half-mast.
- 444
- 00:34:16,515 --> 00:34:19,058
- Flags throughout the kingdom,
- or just within the palace grounds?
- 445
- 00:34:20,519 --> 00:34:22,520
- That's too much trouble.
- Forget the flags.
- 446
- 00:34:25,148 --> 00:34:27,984
- Her parts! Your dagger.
- 447
- 00:34:29,945 --> 00:34:31,529
- - Night-night.
- - Night-night.
- 448
- 00:34:32,573 --> 00:34:35,366
- Don't let the bedbugs bite.
- 449
- 00:34:35,534 --> 00:34:37,201
- Glory!
- 450
- 00:35:00,350 --> 00:35:01,767
- She's awake.
- 451
- 00:35:08,150 --> 00:35:09,358
- Who are you?
- 452
- 00:35:09,526 --> 00:35:12,278
- We ask the questions here.
- Who are you?
- 453
- 00:35:13,405 --> 00:35:15,698
- My name is Snow White.
- 454
- 00:35:15,866 --> 00:35:17,491
- Snow White?
- 455
- 00:35:17,659 --> 00:35:19,827
- - That's not possible.
- - Snow White's a defective troll.
- 456
- 00:35:19,995 --> 00:35:21,954
- Yeah. They keep her locked up
- in the tower.
- 457
- 00:35:22,122 --> 00:35:24,123
- Maybe this is a different Snow White.
- 458
- 00:35:24,291 --> 00:35:26,834
- - Huh?
- - It's not such an uncommon name.
- 459
- 00:35:27,002 --> 00:35:30,004
- If you're Snow White, then...
- 460
- 00:35:31,506 --> 00:35:33,966
- - ...who's your father?
- - The king.
- 461
- 00:35:34,134 --> 00:35:36,093
- - She is Snow White, see?
- - Eh.
- 462
- 00:35:36,261 --> 00:35:38,346
- I say never trust anyone
- over four feet.
- 463
- 00:35:38,513 --> 00:35:43,184
- Yeah. Let's drag her back out to the woods
- and pretend like we didn't see nothing!
- 464
- 00:35:43,352 --> 00:35:46,145
- No, you fools! She's a princess.
- 465
- 00:35:46,313 --> 00:35:48,272
- - That means she's valuable.
- - We should hold her for ransom.
- 466
- 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:51,442
- - She's worth gold.
- - Maybe we should get to know her first.
- 467
- 00:35:52,728 --> 00:35:56,064
- You won't get any gold for me.
- They want me dead.
- 468
- 00:35:56,232 --> 00:35:58,191
- The queen sent me
- out here to be killed by the beast.
- 469
- 00:35:59,944 --> 00:36:01,528
- Why would the queen want you dead?
- 470
- 00:36:02,446 --> 00:36:03,697
- Because she's wicked.
- 471
- 00:36:03,865 --> 00:36:05,574
- She's evil.
- 472
- 00:36:05,741 --> 00:36:07,701
- - She's a witch.
- - Do you remember that time?
- 473
- 00:36:08,744 --> 00:36:11,538
- Sorry, but we have
- an appointment to keep.
- 474
- 00:36:16,002 --> 00:36:18,128
- So it's time for girlie
- to shuffle along.
- 475
- 00:36:19,046 --> 00:36:23,341
- Oh, wait! You can't just kick me out.
- I have nowhere else to go.
- 476
- 00:36:23,509 --> 00:36:26,887
- Look. If the queen finds you here,
- she'll kill us, too.
- 477
- 00:36:27,054 --> 00:36:28,597
- Mm-hmm.
- 478
- 00:36:28,764 --> 00:36:33,226
- All I'm asking is to spend one night. Please.
- 479
- 00:36:35,187 --> 00:36:36,605
- Huddle!
- 480
- 00:36:36,772 --> 00:36:37,981
- All right, you guys, let me hear it.
- 481
- 00:36:43,362 --> 00:36:45,614
- All those in favor of letting
- the girl stay, say "aye."
- 482
- 00:36:45,781 --> 00:36:47,032
- Aye.
- 483
- 00:36:47,199 --> 00:36:48,366
- - Opposed?
- - Nay.
- 484
- 00:36:52,872 --> 00:36:54,247
- Tough luck, Your Highness.
- 485
- 00:36:54,415 --> 00:36:58,793
- Sorry, Snow White.
- All votes need to be unanimous.
- 486
- 00:37:09,972 --> 00:37:12,140
- - One night.
- - Thank you.
- 487
- 00:37:13,601 --> 00:37:15,310
- Come on, guys. Duty calls.
- 488
- 00:37:15,478 --> 00:37:18,146
- Wait! I don't even know your names.
- 489
- 00:37:18,314 --> 00:37:20,065
- I'm Butcher.
- 490
- 00:37:20,232 --> 00:37:21,566
- Will Grimm.
- 491
- 00:37:21,734 --> 00:37:23,526
- Half Pint.
- 492
- 00:37:24,987 --> 00:37:26,613
- Napoleon.
- 493
- 00:37:26,781 --> 00:37:28,239
- Grub.
- 494
- 00:37:29,325 --> 00:37:30,408
- Chuck.
- 495
- 00:37:30,576 --> 00:37:31,785
- But you can call him Chuckles.
- 496
- 00:37:33,663 --> 00:37:35,830
- Stay focused, and no more arguing.
- 497
- 00:37:35,998 --> 00:37:38,124
- Maybe I should stay back with her.
- I think she might be uncomfortable.
- 498
- 00:37:38,292 --> 00:37:39,668
- - No.
- - And I'm Wolf.
- 499
- 00:37:48,970 --> 00:37:50,261
- Boys...
- 500
- 00:37:51,389 --> 00:37:52,681
- - ...I like her.
- - Yeah, me, too.
- 501
- 00:37:52,848 --> 00:37:55,266
- She'll bring a feminine touch.
- If you ask me,
- 502
- 00:37:55,434 --> 00:37:57,811
- she's just gonna bring the queen's guards.
- 503
- 00:37:57,979 --> 00:38:01,106
- - You think she has a boyfriend?
- - Yeah. Me.
- 504
- 00:38:19,291 --> 00:38:21,042
- Snow White is dead.
- 505
- 00:38:28,884 --> 00:38:33,096
- One of God's great mysteries
- is His plan
- 506
- 00:38:33,264 --> 00:38:34,931
- for each and every one of us.
- 507
- 00:38:35,099 --> 00:38:36,266
- Speed it up.
- 508
- 00:38:36,434 --> 00:38:39,019
- Snow White lived, she died,
- God rest her soul. Amen.
- 509
- 00:38:39,186 --> 00:38:41,396
- There will be a buffet lunch
- served at 2:00.
- 510
- 00:38:54,785 --> 00:38:56,703
- Magistrate, I've come for the taxes.
- 511
- 00:39:03,502 --> 00:39:07,297
- The people cannot bear this much longer.
- 512
- 00:39:07,923 --> 00:39:12,385
- Are you seriously going to argue
- about money on this day of grieving?
- 513
- 00:40:10,528 --> 00:40:11,945
- That's odd.
- 514
- 00:40:20,287 --> 00:40:22,122
- What do we have here?
- 515
- 00:40:22,289 --> 00:40:25,708
- Looks like a royal to me.
- Are you a royal?
- 516
- 00:40:25,876 --> 00:40:28,294
- No, no. Not a royal,
- just a humble servant.
- 517
- 00:40:28,462 --> 00:40:30,463
- You're riding in the queen's sled.
- 518
- 00:40:30,631 --> 00:40:32,841
- No. This is a rental.
- 519
- 00:40:33,008 --> 00:40:35,343
- Well, you're wearing royal garments.
- 520
- 00:40:35,511 --> 00:40:37,303
- These tired old rags?
- 521
- 00:40:37,471 --> 00:40:39,639
- You boys have got to get
- out of the woods more often.
- 522
- 00:40:39,807 --> 00:40:42,433
- What's in that pretty sack?
- 523
- 00:40:42,601 --> 00:40:43,810
- My lunch.
- 524
- 00:40:43,978 --> 00:40:46,604
- Good, I'm famished.
- What are we eating?
- 525
- 00:40:47,857 --> 00:40:49,065
- Boys! The mother lode!
- 526
- 00:40:51,527 --> 00:40:54,154
- Give me that!
- That money belongs to the queen!
- 527
- 00:40:57,783 --> 00:41:00,034
- Don't spend it all in one place.
- 528
- 00:41:06,959 --> 00:41:09,127
- Nothing like an honest day's work.
- 529
- 00:41:09,295 --> 00:41:10,837
- Beats working down a mine.
- 530
- 00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:18,428
- Welcome home.
- 531
- 00:41:26,228 --> 00:41:30,315
- Lamb. Carrots. Gravy.
- 532
- 00:41:30,482 --> 00:41:32,609
- - I say she's a keeper.
- - Sure she is.
- 533
- 00:41:32,776 --> 00:41:34,235
- Oh, man!
- 534
- 00:41:34,403 --> 00:41:35,612
- - Thank you.
- - You're welcome.
- 535
- 00:41:41,577 --> 00:41:43,536
- Why do you have
- palace guard uniforms?
- 536
- 00:41:46,165 --> 00:41:49,125
- - We got them at work.
- - What kind of job do you have?
- 537
- 00:41:50,002 --> 00:41:52,420
- We're... renegades.
- 538
- 00:41:52,588 --> 00:41:54,297
- - Rebels.
- - Thieves!
- 539
- 00:41:54,465 --> 00:41:56,299
- That's true.
- We stole the queen's gold!
- 540
- 00:41:57,593 --> 00:41:58,801
- You broke into the palace?
- 541
- 00:41:58,969 --> 00:42:00,970
- No, we nabbed it outside the village.
- 542
- 00:42:01,138 --> 00:42:03,598
- So you actually stole the people's gold.
- 543
- 00:42:04,934 --> 00:42:07,185
- - Not exactly.
- - Yes, exactly!
- 544
- 00:42:08,896 --> 00:42:12,523
- That's the people's money!
- Why, that's terrible. They need it.
- 545
- 00:42:12,691 --> 00:42:14,943
- - You must return it.
- - We worked hard for that money.
- 546
- 00:42:15,110 --> 00:42:16,319
- Stealing isn't work.
- 547
- 00:42:16,487 --> 00:42:18,154
- - Sure it's work!
- - It's hard!
- 548
- 00:42:18,322 --> 00:42:20,073
- I tore my shirt, had to sew it.
- That's work.
- 549
- 00:42:20,241 --> 00:42:25,119
- I'm sorry you got a few scrapes,
- but the townspeople need that money.
- 550
- 00:42:25,287 --> 00:42:27,580
- They hate us.
- 551
- 00:42:27,748 --> 00:42:31,501
- - Well, that can't be true.
- - It is. They despise us.
- 552
- 00:42:32,544 --> 00:42:36,756
- Years ago, when the queen
- expelled all the "undesirables"...
- 553
- 00:42:37,716 --> 00:42:39,509
- ...no one stood up for us.
- 554
- 00:42:42,972 --> 00:42:44,806
- She said...
- 555
- 00:42:46,684 --> 00:42:48,017
- "Banish all the Uglies."
- 556
- 00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,273
- You've been mistreated by the queen.
- 557
- 00:42:54,566 --> 00:42:56,484
- No one understands that better than me.
- 558
- 00:42:57,486 --> 00:43:01,197
- It's unfair, but so is stealing
- from innocent families.
- 559
- 00:43:01,365 --> 00:43:02,573
- We weren't always thieves.
- 560
- 00:43:02,741 --> 00:43:04,492
- - We were legitimate.
- - With real trades.
- 561
- 00:43:04,660 --> 00:43:06,327
- - I was a teacher.
- - I was a butcher.
- 562
- 00:43:06,495 --> 00:43:09,080
- And I ran the pub.
- A good, honest job.
- 563
- 00:43:09,748 --> 00:43:12,208
- - Honest?
- - It was almost honest.
- 564
- 00:43:12,376 --> 00:43:14,585
- - I stole a little.
- - A little?
- 565
- 00:43:14,753 --> 00:43:16,713
- - It's a cash business!
- - That's your excuse?
- 566
- 00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:18,339
- Hey, everybody does it, all right?
- 567
- 00:43:18,507 --> 00:43:19,674
- - I didn't.
- - Neither did I.
- 568
- 00:43:19,842 --> 00:43:21,467
- Uh, you put your thumb on the scale!
- 569
- 00:43:21,635 --> 00:43:23,928
- - I did not!
- - Did too! And you cheat at poker!
- 570
- 00:43:24,096 --> 00:43:25,888
- - I win at poker.
- - You cheat at poker?
- 571
- 00:43:33,989 --> 00:43:34,989
- Guys! Where's the gold?
- 572
- 00:43:40,496 --> 00:43:41,621
- - Whoa!
- - Move it!
- 573
- 00:43:43,499 --> 00:43:47,252
- - Come on, let's get the stilts.
- - Forget the stilts! Come on!
- 574
- 00:43:56,470 --> 00:43:58,930
- Good thing she's in that dress,
- otherwise we'd never catch her!
- 575
- 00:43:59,098 --> 00:44:02,016
- My friends, our money
- has been returned!
- 576
- 00:44:07,773 --> 00:44:10,733
- It was brought back to us by...
- 577
- 00:44:11,861 --> 00:44:13,987
- Come up here, young lady,
- and tell us your name.
- 578
- 00:44:14,155 --> 00:44:15,446
- - I'm...
- - That belongs to us!
- 579
- 00:44:15,614 --> 00:44:17,157
- Hold on a second!
- 580
- 00:44:17,324 --> 00:44:19,784
- - Those men there!
- - Move!
- 581
- 00:44:19,952 --> 00:44:21,578
- Those men...
- 582
- 00:44:21,745 --> 00:44:24,747
- They're the ones
- that brought back the gold.
- 583
- 00:44:24,915 --> 00:44:28,710
- The queen told you that they
- were undesirables, but she lied.
- 584
- 00:44:28,878 --> 00:44:29,961
- Huh?
- 585
- 00:44:30,129 --> 00:44:33,464
- These brave men are the true heroes.
- 586
- 00:44:33,632 --> 00:44:36,384
- They fearlessly raided
- the queen's caravan and...
- 587
- 00:44:37,761 --> 00:44:39,220
- ...and retrieved your gold.
- 588
- 00:44:40,890 --> 00:44:44,184
- They're the ones
- that really deserve your thanks.
- 589
- 00:44:46,270 --> 00:44:49,189
- Yay!
- 590
- 00:44:51,317 --> 00:44:52,525
- Yay!
- 591
- 00:44:56,322 --> 00:44:58,948
- Yeah!
- 592
- 00:45:09,877 --> 00:45:11,753
- Are you enjoying the quail?
- 593
- 00:45:11,921 --> 00:45:14,255
- Mm. It looks delicious,
- Your Highness. Thank you.
- 594
- 00:45:31,023 --> 00:45:34,692
- I could barely hear you
- all the way down there.
- 595
- 00:45:34,860 --> 00:45:38,363
- You know, everyone has remarked
- what a wonderful dancer you were last night.
- 596
- 00:45:38,530 --> 00:45:42,033
- Thank you, Your Highness.
- I do have one question about the evening.
- 597
- 00:45:42,201 --> 00:45:46,537
- There was a girl there.
- She had black hair and was very beautiful.
- 598
- 00:45:46,705 --> 00:45:48,456
- Beautiful?
- 599
- 00:45:48,624 --> 00:45:51,626
- Yes, I'd say she was
- the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.
- 600
- 00:45:51,794 --> 00:45:53,753
- Ever is a very long time.
- 601
- 00:45:53,921 --> 00:45:55,463
- No, no, no, I know this in my heart.
- 602
- 00:45:55,631 --> 00:45:57,840
- I think she's the most beautiful
- woman in the whole world.
- 603
- 00:45:58,008 --> 00:45:59,926
- Agree to disagree.
- Let's leave it at that.
- 604
- 00:46:00,094 --> 00:46:03,137
- But do you know her?
- Ivory skin, black hair...
- 605
- 00:46:03,305 --> 00:46:06,099
- Her hair is not black, it's raven,
- and she's 18 years old,
- 606
- 00:46:06,267 --> 00:46:08,309
- and her skin has never seen the sun,
- so of course it's good.
- 607
- 00:46:11,313 --> 00:46:15,608
- Meaning to say,
- the girl you refer to is called Snow White.
- 608
- 00:46:16,402 --> 00:46:17,777
- Snow White.
- 609
- 00:46:19,738 --> 00:46:22,115
- I admit, she's very suited to the name.
- 610
- 00:46:23,284 --> 00:46:25,034
- Well...
- 611
- 00:46:25,202 --> 00:46:27,495
- Most unfortunate case, really.
- 612
- 00:46:27,663 --> 00:46:28,871
- The child...
- 613
- 00:46:29,039 --> 00:46:31,124
- ...wasn't all there.
- 614
- 00:46:31,292 --> 00:46:33,459
- I'm sorry, Highness,
- you're speaking about her in past tense?
- 615
- 00:46:34,253 --> 00:46:35,420
- Oh, I am.
- 616
- 00:46:36,297 --> 00:46:39,382
- How indelicate of me. She's dead.
- 617
- 00:46:40,592 --> 00:46:42,176
- - Dead?
- - Mm.
- 618
- 00:46:43,262 --> 00:46:45,221
- - How?
- - Last night, in the woods.
- 619
- 00:46:45,389 --> 00:46:47,348
- Oh. Treacherous place, the woods.
- 620
- 00:46:47,516 --> 00:46:49,434
- - This is terrible.
- - Do you need a second?
- 621
- 00:46:49,601 --> 00:46:51,185
- Yes, thank you,
- I just need to process.
- 622
- 00:46:53,689 --> 00:46:55,815
- Prince Alcott,
- I have a proposition for you.
- 623
- 00:46:55,983 --> 00:46:59,110
- We're both single adults,
- roughly the same age.
- 624
- 00:46:59,278 --> 00:47:01,195
- - I don't think we're the same...
- - I said roughly.
- 625
- 00:47:01,864 --> 00:47:03,948
- The point is, the clock is
- ticking for both of us.
- 626
- 00:47:04,116 --> 00:47:05,950
- We are people of means.
- 627
- 00:47:06,118 --> 00:47:08,328
- Would you do me the honor and be my...
- 628
- 00:47:08,495 --> 00:47:10,830
- A moment, please!
- 629
- 00:47:14,209 --> 00:47:15,251
- What?
- 630
- 00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:23,051
- Pardon my appearance, Your Majesty,
- but there's been a development.
- 631
- 00:47:23,218 --> 00:47:26,346
- - The royal taxes have been stolen.
- - Stolen? By whom?
- 632
- 00:47:26,513 --> 00:47:28,806
- - Bandits.
- - Bandits.
- 633
- 00:47:28,974 --> 00:47:31,017
- Uh-huh, bandits.
- 634
- 00:47:32,770 --> 00:47:35,897
- - Very intimidating.
- - I'm sorry. I can't take this anymore.
- 635
- 00:47:36,565 --> 00:47:39,150
- Enough of these cowardly muggers!
- 636
- 00:47:39,735 --> 00:47:41,652
- Justice must prevail.
- 637
- 00:47:42,613 --> 00:47:44,030
- Wait. Wait!
- 638
- 00:47:45,115 --> 00:47:48,201
- Well, thank you, Brighton.
- This close!
- 639
- 00:47:50,954 --> 00:47:54,457
- - Huddle!
- - The deal's off. She stole our money.
- 640
- 00:47:59,263 --> 00:48:00,555
- You can stay.
- 641
- 00:48:03,917 --> 00:48:05,585
- But we've got conditions.
- 642
- 00:48:05,853 --> 00:48:08,396
- If you're going to live with us,
- you have to be one of us.
- 643
- 00:48:08,564 --> 00:48:11,065
- I have to be a dwarf?
- 644
- 00:48:11,233 --> 00:48:13,193
- No. You have to be a thief.
- 645
- 00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:16,070
- I feel I've been clear
- about my thoughts on stealing.
- 646
- 00:48:16,238 --> 00:48:18,031
- What if you were stealing
- from the queen?
- 647
- 00:48:18,199 --> 00:48:19,574
- You said yourself she's wicked.
- 648
- 00:48:19,742 --> 00:48:22,452
- - Somebody has to stop her.
- - Why not you?
- 649
- 00:48:22,620 --> 00:48:24,412
- Why not us?
- 650
- 00:48:26,207 --> 00:48:27,665
- I mean us.
- 651
- 00:48:27,833 --> 00:48:30,668
- But this time I have conditions.
- 652
- 00:48:30,836 --> 00:48:34,505
- Whatever we steal
- goes back to the people.
- 653
- 00:48:36,467 --> 00:48:38,718
- - Minus a small commission.
- - Butcher!
- 654
- 00:48:38,886 --> 00:48:41,679
- Fine. But she doesn't know
- the first thing about thieving!
- 655
- 00:48:45,142 --> 00:48:46,309
- Then we'll teach her.
- 656
- 00:48:47,770 --> 00:48:50,063
- We'll teach her to believe.
- 657
- 00:48:51,490 --> 00:48:53,742
- People think you can't be tall
- if you're short.
- 658
- 00:48:55,703 --> 00:48:57,495
- That you can't be strong
- if you're not.
- 659
- 00:48:59,623 --> 00:49:02,125
- A weakness is only a weakness
- if you think of it that way.
- 660
- 00:49:08,049 --> 00:49:11,134
- Never, under any circumstances,
- give up the high ground.
- 661
- 00:49:11,302 --> 00:49:12,635
- That one?
- 662
- 00:49:17,516 --> 00:49:20,769
- Before you even draw your sword,
- you must make an impression on your enemy.
- 663
- 00:49:22,188 --> 00:49:23,938
- If he is deceived by the way you look,
- 664
- 00:49:24,106 --> 00:49:27,192
- the battle's half won.
- 665
- 00:49:37,244 --> 00:49:40,830
- People think of you as sweet.
- They don't expect you to fight dirty.
- 666
- 00:49:40,998 --> 00:49:42,916
- - Use that to your advantage.
- - Whoo! Yes!
- 667
- 00:49:46,087 --> 00:49:47,587
- Concentrate.
- 668
- 00:49:49,423 --> 00:49:52,133
- - Your weapon isn't your only friend.
- - Sorry.
- 669
- 00:49:52,301 --> 00:49:54,219
- The environment can be an ally, too.
- 670
- 00:49:58,057 --> 00:50:01,351
- Deception on the battlefield
- isn't just an option.
- 671
- 00:50:01,519 --> 00:50:03,103
- You're so cute when you're mad.
- 672
- 00:50:05,022 --> 00:50:09,734
- Often times, it's the difference
- between victory and defeat.
- 673
- 00:50:26,794 --> 00:50:28,211
- - Aah!
- - Oh!
- 674
- 00:50:33,342 --> 00:50:34,342
- Ow!
- 675
- 00:50:48,649 --> 00:50:52,360
- I'm sorry.
- But you deserved it.
- 676
- 00:51:12,982 --> 00:51:14,691
- This is where
- we were ambushed last time.
- 677
- 00:51:14,859 --> 00:51:16,318
- Keep your eyes open.
- 678
- 00:51:18,763 --> 00:51:22,265
- Oh! Oh, dear!
- 679
- 00:51:22,433 --> 00:51:25,143
- Oh, I'm so sorry, sir.
- I'll be out of your way in a moment.
- 680
- 00:51:26,646 --> 00:51:27,979
- Oh, dear!
- 681
- 00:51:36,155 --> 00:51:38,699
- Ma'am, may I offer you
- any assistance?
- 682
- 00:51:38,866 --> 00:51:42,077
- Oh, no! Sorry, sir!
- Everything's all right. I'll just be...
- 683
- 00:51:48,100 --> 00:51:50,060
- - It's you.
- - It's you.
- 684
- 00:51:51,062 --> 00:51:53,021
- - I thought you were dead.
- - I almost was.
- 685
- 00:51:56,609 --> 00:51:59,069
- - Give us your valuables!
- - Stay behind me. You'll be safe.
- 686
- 00:52:03,699 --> 00:52:04,825
- Here you go!
- 687
- 00:52:11,624 --> 00:52:14,251
- - You're with the bandits?
- - You're with the queen!
- 688
- 00:52:20,174 --> 00:52:22,551
- - You're a traitor.
- - And you're a jerk.
- 689
- 00:52:32,270 --> 00:52:34,062
- All right, that's enough.
- Stop this at once.
- 690
- 00:52:34,230 --> 00:52:35,897
- - I can't fight you.
- - Why not?
- 691
- 00:52:36,899 --> 00:52:38,775
- Because you're a girl.
- I don't fight girls.
- 692
- 00:52:41,946 --> 00:52:43,363
- Perhaps I should reconsider.
- 693
- 00:53:20,735 --> 00:53:23,445
- The queen did say you were crazy.
- 694
- 00:53:23,613 --> 00:53:25,447
- She also said I was dead!
- 695
- 00:53:26,657 --> 00:53:28,825
- Watch out for that tree!
- 696
- 00:53:37,126 --> 00:53:40,045
- The queen has you in her thrall.
- Can't you see she's manipulating you?
- 697
- 00:53:40,212 --> 00:53:42,255
- That is absurd.
- 698
- 00:53:42,423 --> 00:53:44,925
- The queen would be just fine if you
- and your friends stopped robbing her!
- 699
- 00:53:49,096 --> 00:53:50,805
- Let's go for a ride!
- 700
- 00:53:55,770 --> 00:53:57,103
- Ow!
- 701
- 00:54:03,611 --> 00:54:06,196
- Hm. Yield.
- 702
- 00:54:11,577 --> 00:54:14,371
- - Should we help her?
- - Glad you've come to your sen...
- 703
- 00:54:18,376 --> 00:54:21,252
- Eh... She's doing pretty good on her own.
- 704
- 00:54:22,338 --> 00:54:23,505
- Ow!
- 705
- 00:54:29,879 --> 00:54:33,298
- If you weren't trying to stab me right now,
- I might be tempted to kiss you.
- 706
- 00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:36,676
- I guess I better keep trying, then.
- 707
- 00:54:41,140 --> 00:54:44,017
- - Remember this?
- - Yeah. Remember this?
- 708
- 00:54:47,062 --> 00:54:49,397
- - Please forgive me.
- - No. Forgive me.
- 709
- 00:55:00,659 --> 00:55:03,119
- You've been bested, so yield.
- 710
- 00:55:07,291 --> 00:55:09,334
- Put it down. We're done playing.
- 711
- 00:55:11,545 --> 00:55:13,963
- Or did you not learn enough
- from your spankings?
- 712
- 00:55:17,927 --> 00:55:19,219
- You even throw like a gir...
- 713
- 00:55:27,169 --> 00:55:28,670
- Why do you have to be so darn cute?
- 714
- 00:55:28,838 --> 00:55:30,255
- What?
- 715
- 00:55:33,592 --> 00:55:38,221
- Well, well, Prince Alcott.
- We must stop meeting like this.
- 716
- 00:55:39,598 --> 00:55:43,601
- We were ambushed.
- Bandits caught us by surprise.
- 717
- 00:55:43,769 --> 00:55:45,937
- You went to the woods
- to find the bandits,
- 718
- 00:55:46,105 --> 00:55:48,064
- and yet the bandits
- caught you by surprise?
- 719
- 00:55:49,024 --> 00:55:50,608
- I must admit, we were outskilled.
- 720
- 00:55:50,776 --> 00:55:53,111
- Their leader was incredibly
- ruthless and cunning. She was...
- 721
- 00:55:53,279 --> 00:55:56,030
- She? The bandits' leader is a she?
- 722
- 00:55:56,198 --> 00:55:58,241
- The bandits' leader is Snow White.
- 723
- 00:56:09,170 --> 00:56:12,338
- Impossible, sir. Snow White is dead.
- 724
- 00:56:12,506 --> 00:56:15,008
- Perhaps it was just someone
- who looked like Snow White.
- 725
- 00:56:15,176 --> 00:56:18,386
- - It was definitely Snow White.
- - You were in the forest, it was dark.
- 726
- 00:56:18,554 --> 00:56:21,431
- I think we should at least open
- ourselves up to the possibility
- 727
- 00:56:21,599 --> 00:56:24,809
- that it was just someone who looked
- a lot like the late Snow White.
- 728
- 00:56:24,977 --> 00:56:28,438
- - What a fun surprise.
- - Agree to disagree.
- 729
- 00:56:28,606 --> 00:56:30,773
- - You told me she was dead!
- - He said she was dead.
- 730
- 00:56:30,941 --> 00:56:32,859
- - I wish I was dead.
- - You also told me she was mad.
- 731
- 00:56:33,027 --> 00:56:36,070
- She is mad.
- Not as mad as I am, however.
- 732
- 00:56:36,238 --> 00:56:37,697
- So which is it, she's mad or she's dead?
- 733
- 00:56:37,865 --> 00:56:40,992
- She seemed completely sound of mind
- when she and her band of dwarfs...
- 734
- 00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:43,661
- "Dwarfs"?
- You said they were giants.
- 735
- 00:56:44,914 --> 00:56:48,499
- They're giant... dwarfs.
- 736
- 00:56:48,667 --> 00:56:50,627
- They're big, but sometimes small.
- 737
- 00:56:50,794 --> 00:56:52,712
- I feel I have been deceived.
- 738
- 00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:55,423
- - No, I am being deceived!
- - Well, I feel...
- 739
- 00:56:55,591 --> 00:57:00,136
- Oh, for the love of God, could someone please
- get this man a shirt so I can concentrate!
- 740
- 00:57:00,846 --> 00:57:04,557
- Not you, Brighton! Not you.
- 741
- 00:57:04,725 --> 00:57:07,060
- All I know is I've been misled
- either by you or by Snow,
- 742
- 00:57:07,228 --> 00:57:10,563
- and I find this current line of events
- to be completely confusing.
- 743
- 00:57:10,731 --> 00:57:15,902
- "Confusing"? A fine word.
- A grand word for this situation.
- 744
- 00:57:16,070 --> 00:57:19,572
- In years to come, when people
- look upon the word "confusing,"
- 745
- 00:57:19,740 --> 00:57:21,950
- they will point to this very afternoon,
- 746
- 00:57:22,117 --> 00:57:25,078
- when the world learned
- that a dead girl was alive,
- 747
- 00:57:25,246 --> 00:57:28,248
- leading around a band of giant dwarfs.
- 748
- 00:57:29,792 --> 00:57:32,085
- And here I was having such a good day!
- 749
- 00:57:42,346 --> 00:57:44,389
- Mirror, Mirror, on the wall.
- 750
- 00:57:51,563 --> 00:57:53,773
- - Is she really alive?
- - I was going to tell you,
- 751
- 00:57:53,841 --> 00:57:57,135
- but I thought it would be more entertaining
- to let you find out on your own.
- 752
- 00:57:58,804 --> 00:58:00,930
- I don't understand!
- Brighton said he fed her to the beast.
- 753
- 00:58:01,098 --> 00:58:04,392
- Brighton fell victim to her beauty,
- just like all the others.
- 754
- 00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:07,353
- - I need your magic.
- - There is a price to using magic.
- 755
- 00:58:07,521 --> 00:58:09,230
- What is this "price"
- you're always going on about?
- 756
- 00:58:09,398 --> 00:58:12,025
- Do you have to be cryptic?
- I just want her dead!
- 757
- 00:58:12,193 --> 00:58:13,776
- So short-sighted.
- 758
- 00:58:13,944 --> 00:58:16,112
- I need to do something
- about this prince.
- 759
- 00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:19,532
- Forget the prince.
- Perhaps the baron is more your speed.
- 760
- 00:58:19,700 --> 00:58:21,451
- No! I want to marry the prince!
- 761
- 00:58:21,619 --> 00:58:23,745
- His heart yearns for Snow White.
- 762
- 00:58:23,913 --> 00:58:27,332
- We'll use the love potion from before.
- The one I served to her father!
- 763
- 00:58:27,499 --> 00:58:30,793
- You used it up.
- You've used up too much.
- 764
- 00:58:30,961 --> 00:58:34,005
- - And I want Brighton dead, too.
- - Don't overreact.
- 765
- 00:58:35,466 --> 00:58:38,426
- Kill Brighton and you'll be
- without your executive bootlicker.
- 766
- 00:58:38,594 --> 00:58:41,721
- That's a very good point.
- But he has to be punished for lying to me.
- 767
- 00:58:41,889 --> 00:58:43,806
- Do something terrible to him.
- Use your magic!
- 768
- 00:58:43,974 --> 00:58:47,644
- - You'll pay the price...
- - I know! I'll pay the price for using magic!
- 769
- 00:58:47,811 --> 00:58:49,354
- I've got it! Now punish him!
- 770
- 00:59:15,506 --> 00:59:16,839
- Entrez.
- 771
- 00:59:21,762 --> 00:59:23,596
- You wish to see me, Your Highness?
- 772
- 00:59:23,764 --> 00:59:25,223
- A peace offering.
- 773
- 00:59:25,391 --> 00:59:28,101
- Thank you, Highness.
- I don't feel like drinking.
- 774
- 00:59:30,354 --> 00:59:34,941
- Because... you are a man in love.
- 775
- 00:59:37,111 --> 00:59:38,611
- Is it that obvious?
- 776
- 00:59:55,587 --> 00:59:57,463
- Unburden yourself.
- 777
- 00:59:59,183 --> 01:00:01,810
- I just... I don't understand,
- Your Majesty. I don't.
- 778
- 01:00:01,977 --> 01:00:04,270
- I met her in the forest,
- and she seemed so kind.
- 779
- 01:00:04,438 --> 01:00:08,024
- And then at the dance,
- she was lovely and charming and...
- 780
- 01:00:09,110 --> 01:00:11,027
- Perfection, really.
- 781
- 01:00:12,238 --> 01:00:13,738
- But then today it was...
- 782
- 01:00:13,906 --> 01:00:15,782
- Her true colors were revealed?
- 783
- 01:00:18,803 --> 01:00:20,512
- Snow White...
- 784
- 01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:24,841
- ...is a very erratic girl.
- 785
- 01:00:25,009 --> 01:00:28,803
- Some would even call her
- high maintenance.
- 786
- 01:00:30,348 --> 01:00:32,098
- Love can be so difficult.
- 787
- 01:00:34,518 --> 01:00:36,144
- Love always is.
- 788
- 01:00:37,605 --> 01:00:42,067
- I thought I had found
- my ideal man, until he was...
- 789
- 01:00:46,072 --> 01:00:47,656
- ...struck down in his prime.
- 790
- 01:00:50,201 --> 01:00:52,827
- - You're right. We must honor the late king.
- - We must.
- 791
- 01:00:52,995 --> 01:00:55,455
- - A fallen hero must be remembered.
- - Must.
- 792
- 01:01:00,962 --> 01:01:03,713
- Oh, no. Gold is my lucky color.
- 793
- 01:01:03,881 --> 01:01:05,173
- Of course.
- 794
- 01:01:13,599 --> 01:01:14,641
- Mm.
- 795
- 01:01:39,542 --> 01:01:41,626
- What are you doing?
- 796
- 01:01:45,381 --> 01:01:47,215
- Master!
- 797
- 01:01:47,383 --> 01:01:49,801
- Get off! Get off! Sit! Sit!
- 798
- 01:01:56,976 --> 01:01:59,811
- Love. Puppy?
- 799
- 01:02:00,354 --> 01:02:01,521
- Puppy love.
- 800
- 01:02:01,689 --> 01:02:04,065
- What am I supposed to do with a puppy?
- 801
- 01:02:05,276 --> 01:02:07,068
- We're going
- to have so much fun!
- 802
- 01:02:07,236 --> 01:02:08,486
- You could take me on walks!
- 803
- 01:02:08,654 --> 01:02:10,739
- You could throw sticks.
- I will retrieve them!
- 804
- 01:02:10,906 --> 01:02:12,240
- You can rub my tummy!
- 805
- 01:02:12,408 --> 01:02:14,993
- All off-topic.
- What I need you to do is marry me.
- 806
- 01:02:15,161 --> 01:02:17,203
- Yes, I will. I will do that.
- 807
- 01:02:17,371 --> 01:02:19,831
- I will marry you, because I love you.
- 808
- 01:02:19,999 --> 01:02:22,250
- I love you to the edge
- of the four corners of the Earth.
- 809
- 01:02:22,418 --> 01:02:23,793
- I love you to the edge of the Seven Seas.
- 810
- 01:02:23,961 --> 01:02:25,962
- - Really?
- - I do! You're my master!
- 811
- 01:02:28,340 --> 01:02:30,091
- Oh-ho-ho!
- 812
- 01:02:30,593 --> 01:02:31,718
- Stop!
- 813
- 01:02:32,595 --> 01:02:33,678
- Fetch!
- 814
- 01:02:36,682 --> 01:02:38,558
- Fetch.
- 815
- 01:02:43,481 --> 01:02:46,024
- Go get it! Go get it!
- 816
- 01:02:47,651 --> 01:02:52,113
- There are pros and cons to this.
- 817
- 01:02:53,157 --> 01:02:55,283
- Can't you ever just enjoy the moment?
- 818
- 01:02:56,285 --> 01:02:57,869
- Hey!
- 819
- 01:02:58,037 --> 01:03:00,830
- - Who put that tree there?
- - Oh, boy.
- 820
- 01:03:00,998 --> 01:03:02,290
- Hey, listen!
- 821
- 01:03:02,458 --> 01:03:06,669
- You guys are never going to believe
- what I heard at the... pub.
- 822
- 01:03:06,837 --> 01:03:08,171
- - What?
- - What?
- 823
- 01:03:08,339 --> 01:03:09,923
- Shh!
- 824
- 01:03:10,091 --> 01:03:11,966
- Queen is getting married.
- 825
- 01:03:12,134 --> 01:03:13,384
- - What?
- - Again?
- 826
- 01:03:13,552 --> 01:03:14,969
- - Not good.
- - What's on the menu?
- 827
- 01:03:15,137 --> 01:03:16,513
- Who's she marrying, the baron?
- 828
- 01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:19,974
- No! She's marrying the prince!
- 829
- 01:03:27,983 --> 01:03:31,611
- - Why would he do that?
- - Why would you care?
- 830
- 01:03:32,279 --> 01:03:34,322
- Could someone pass
- the potatoes, please?
- 831
- 01:03:37,243 --> 01:03:38,576
- When's the wedding?
- 832
- 01:03:40,704 --> 01:03:42,705
- Tomorrow. Down at the lake.
- 833
- 01:03:44,250 --> 01:03:46,209
- Potatoes, please?
- 834
- 01:03:47,878 --> 01:03:49,045
- What?
- 835
- 01:03:53,634 --> 01:03:56,052
- It's just a private little affair.
- 836
- 01:03:58,639 --> 01:04:00,515
- What was that all about?
- 837
- 01:04:01,684 --> 01:04:04,102
- Idiot. Can't you see she loves him?
- 838
- 01:04:04,270 --> 01:04:07,188
- Loves him?
- He tried to kill her today.
- 839
- 01:04:08,190 --> 01:04:10,733
- Exactly. What do you think love is?
- 840
- 01:04:10,901 --> 01:04:13,319
- Love is someone
- passing the potatoes.
- 841
- 01:04:13,487 --> 01:04:15,989
- I love you, Grub.
- 842
- 01:04:16,157 --> 01:04:17,782
- - That was meant for him.
- - Good aim.
- 843
- 01:04:17,950 --> 01:04:20,577
- Does he look like
- he needs more potatoes?
- 844
- 01:04:20,744 --> 01:04:22,287
- Somebody has to go after her.
- 845
- 01:04:22,454 --> 01:04:25,582
- Look, she's a girl.
- Girls cry. It's no big deal.
- 846
- 01:04:25,749 --> 01:04:29,752
- - No wonder his wife left him.
- - You better watch it...
- 847
- 01:04:30,379 --> 01:04:32,463
- I want her killed.
- Snow White.
- 848
- 01:04:32,631 --> 01:04:34,757
- I need your magic.
- Just give me whatever you've got!
- 849
- 01:04:34,925 --> 01:04:36,259
- I just want her dead!
- 850
- 01:04:40,639 --> 01:04:42,515
- - What is that?
- - It's black magic!
- 851
- 01:04:42,683 --> 01:04:43,808
- Guys.
- 852
- 01:04:46,228 --> 01:04:47,478
- Guys!
- 853
- 01:04:52,359 --> 01:04:53,359
- The stilts!
- 854
- 01:04:54,653 --> 01:04:56,070
- Whoa!
- 855
- 01:04:56,572 --> 01:04:59,449
- Grub! Come on. I got you.
- 856
- 01:05:04,830 --> 01:05:05,914
- Behind you!
- 857
- 01:05:08,918 --> 01:05:10,418
- Inside! Move, move!
- 858
- 01:05:18,427 --> 01:05:20,595
- - Why did you bring the pot?
- - Look out!
- 859
- 01:05:21,472 --> 01:05:22,513
- Tree!
- 860
- 01:05:24,850 --> 01:05:27,018
- Come on! Come on!
- 861
- 01:05:31,899 --> 01:05:34,567
- - No, Butcher!
- - Whoa!
- 862
- 01:05:35,778 --> 01:05:37,403
- Butcher!
- 863
- 01:05:40,616 --> 01:05:43,034
- Go, go, go!
- 864
- 01:05:43,202 --> 01:05:45,078
- Higher ground!
- Higher ground!
- 865
- 01:05:45,246 --> 01:05:46,788
- - Butcher!
- - You OK?
- 866
- 01:05:46,956 --> 01:05:48,164
- I'm fine, I'm fine.
- 867
- 01:05:48,332 --> 01:05:50,083
- - Go! Underneath the beds.
- - Hide!
- 868
- 01:05:55,506 --> 01:05:56,839
- What is that?
- 869
- 01:06:00,302 --> 01:06:01,719
- Split up!
- 870
- 01:06:05,599 --> 01:06:06,933
- Hurry, hurry! Get in.
- 871
- 01:06:07,101 --> 01:06:08,434
- He's above you!
- 872
- 01:06:09,395 --> 01:06:11,396
- Up here! Over here!
- 873
- 01:06:11,563 --> 01:06:14,065
- Huh? Hm?
- 874
- 01:06:16,527 --> 01:06:18,611
- Move over! Move over!
- 875
- 01:06:18,779 --> 01:06:20,655
- Hmm?
- 876
- 01:06:28,956 --> 01:06:30,999
- Wolf! We've got to fight back!
- 877
- 01:06:36,255 --> 01:06:37,505
- You're mean!
- 878
- 01:06:37,881 --> 01:06:39,132
- Ha!
- 879
- 01:06:39,300 --> 01:06:40,341
- Ha ha!
- 880
- 01:06:55,524 --> 01:06:57,859
- Wolf, no. Let it go!
- 881
- 01:07:11,040 --> 01:07:12,081
- They're puppets.
- 882
- 01:07:17,087 --> 01:07:18,421
- Butcher!
- 883
- 01:07:26,263 --> 01:07:27,680
- Oh, no!
- 884
- 01:07:35,939 --> 01:07:39,025
- Are you OK?
- 885
- 01:07:58,003 --> 01:07:59,337
- What's he doing?
- 886
- 01:08:04,468 --> 01:08:07,345
- Is that the custom in Valencia?
- 887
- 01:08:11,475 --> 01:08:12,517
- Oh!
- 888
- 01:08:14,186 --> 01:08:16,646
- Must...
- 889
- 01:08:18,357 --> 01:08:19,982
- ...look...
- 890
- 01:08:22,736 --> 01:08:23,820
- ...glorious.
- 891
- 01:08:23,987 --> 01:08:25,947
- This is every woman's
- special day.
- 892
- 01:08:26,115 --> 01:08:29,158
- How special can it be?
- You've been married five times.
- 893
- 01:08:29,326 --> 01:08:31,160
- Quiet!
- 894
- 01:08:31,328 --> 01:08:33,246
- Happy place, happy place,
- happy place.
- 895
- 01:08:45,509 --> 01:08:46,717
- Ahh!
- 896
- 01:08:53,517 --> 01:08:55,977
- I... I... I...
- 897
- 01:08:56,145 --> 01:08:58,438
- I was a cockroach.
- 898
- 01:08:58,605 --> 01:09:01,774
- It was a nightmare.
- 899
- 01:09:01,942 --> 01:09:06,279
- I was crunchy and small
- and frightened by exposure to light.
- 900
- 01:09:06,447 --> 01:09:08,948
- Everybody tried to step on me!
- 901
- 01:09:09,116 --> 01:09:11,701
- And then, in a strange turn of events,
- 902
- 01:09:11,869 --> 01:09:15,413
- a grasshopper
- took advantage of me!
- 903
- 01:09:16,081 --> 01:09:19,083
- All very fascinating,
- but it is my wedding day.
- 904
- 01:09:19,251 --> 01:09:22,086
- We're not interested in your adventures.
- Cinch me up.
- 905
- 01:09:22,254 --> 01:09:24,172
- - But I was a...
- - Cinch it.
- 906
- 01:09:27,593 --> 01:09:29,677
- Out of my way, baker lady.
- 907
- 01:09:31,180 --> 01:09:32,972
- Oh!
- 908
- 01:09:33,140 --> 01:09:37,393
- I knew I was the same size.
- Untether me.
- 909
- 01:09:40,105 --> 01:09:42,482
- Time for me to get rich.
- 910
- 01:09:42,649 --> 01:09:45,818
- I mean "hitched." Bring around the sled.
- 911
- 01:09:47,696 --> 01:09:50,031
- Guys, wake up. Wake up.
- 912
- 01:09:51,625 --> 01:09:53,084
- Guys, wake up!
- 913
- 01:09:55,254 --> 01:09:57,630
- - Snow's gone.
- - What?
- 914
- 01:09:57,798 --> 01:09:58,965
- Did you check the kitchen?
- 915
- 01:10:00,509 --> 01:10:02,343
- She must have left when we slept.
- 916
- 01:10:02,511 --> 01:10:06,014
- Impossible.
- She'd never just leave us like that.
- 917
- 01:10:06,181 --> 01:10:07,682
- Did she make us breakfast?
- 918
- 01:10:07,850 --> 01:10:10,518
- No, but... she left a note.
- 919
- 01:10:11,687 --> 01:10:13,604
- Let me see that.
- 920
- 01:10:19,194 --> 01:10:22,905
- "Dear Butcher, Napoleon, Grub,
- Half Pint, Wolf, Chuck and Grimm...
- 921
- 01:10:24,742 --> 01:10:27,285
- I'm so sorry to leave.
- 922
- 01:10:27,453 --> 01:10:29,412
- I love you all dearly..."
- 923
- 01:10:30,372 --> 01:10:32,290
- All?
- 924
- 01:10:32,458 --> 01:10:34,292
- She loves us all?
- 925
- 01:10:35,252 --> 01:10:36,502
- Keep reading.
- 926
- 01:10:39,131 --> 01:10:41,049
- "I love you all dearly...
- 927
- 01:10:42,343 --> 01:10:44,218
- ...but I've realized...
- 928
- 01:10:45,471 --> 01:10:50,266
- ...that my presence...
- can only cause you harm."
- 929
- 01:10:59,485 --> 01:11:01,986
- "I thought I was strong enough
- to do this, but I am not.
- 930
- 01:11:03,655 --> 01:11:06,240
- I am not my father,
- much as I wish I was.
- 931
- 01:11:09,161 --> 01:11:10,745
- I am not a leader.
- 932
- 01:11:13,082 --> 01:11:15,958
- I'll go someplace far away
- where I can be safe from the queen...
- 933
- 01:11:16,835 --> 01:11:20,838
- ...but I know I will forever
- cherish our time together.
- 934
- 01:11:23,050 --> 01:11:24,258
- Love, Snow.
- 935
- 01:11:26,595 --> 01:11:29,931
- Grub, I left you a tall stack
- of pancakes on the stove."
- 936
- 01:11:31,517 --> 01:11:34,268
- I don't want pancakes.
- I want Snow.
- 937
- 01:11:35,771 --> 01:11:37,355
- OK.
- 938
- 01:11:39,900 --> 01:11:45,238
- Let's consider all our options
- and then we'll put it to a vote.
- 939
- 01:11:46,657 --> 01:11:48,199
- No.
- 940
- 01:11:50,953 --> 01:11:53,037
- No huddle and no vote.
- 941
- 01:11:54,873 --> 01:11:56,249
- We go after her now.
- 942
- 01:11:59,962 --> 01:12:02,004
- Come on, guys.
- She couldn't have gone far.
- 943
- 01:12:02,172 --> 01:12:03,756
- Wolf, you track her.
- 944
- 01:12:05,926 --> 01:12:07,135
- Snow?
- 945
- 01:12:08,345 --> 01:12:10,680
- Snow!
- 946
- 01:12:10,848 --> 01:12:12,890
- You were supposed to let me leave.
- 947
- 01:12:13,058 --> 01:12:15,560
- No, no. Don't leave us.
- 948
- 01:12:17,980 --> 01:12:20,773
- You can't just give up now.
- What about the prince?
- 949
- 01:12:24,153 --> 01:12:25,987
- He loves someone else.
- 950
- 01:12:26,155 --> 01:12:27,989
- You know what? She's right.
- He does, actually.
- 951
- 01:12:28,157 --> 01:12:29,532
- That's impossible.
- 952
- 01:12:29,700 --> 01:12:31,242
- I never
- had a chance with the prince,
- 953
- 01:12:31,410 --> 01:12:33,578
- just like I never had
- a chance against the queen.
- 954
- 01:12:33,745 --> 01:12:36,247
- Snow, you once told us
- that because people are mean to us,
- 955
- 01:12:36,415 --> 01:12:39,250
- we can still steal from them,
- as long as they're not poor children.
- 956
- 01:12:39,418 --> 01:12:43,838
- - That's not what she said.
- - I was taking poetic license.
- 957
- 01:12:44,006 --> 01:12:46,883
- Snow, you took seven
- thieving dwarfs,
- 958
- 01:12:47,050 --> 01:12:48,968
- who thought they had
- no other chance in life,
- 959
- 01:12:49,136 --> 01:12:52,180
- and you gave them another choice.
- 960
- 01:12:52,347 --> 01:12:54,891
- You were strong enough to do that.
- 961
- 01:12:56,101 --> 01:12:57,727
- We don't see a little girl
- when we look at you, Snow.
- 962
- 01:12:57,895 --> 01:12:59,604
- - We see a princess.
- - And a leader.
- 963
- 01:12:59,771 --> 01:13:01,397
- - Our leader.
- - Your kingdom needs you.
- 964
- 01:13:01,565 --> 01:13:03,024
- I need you.
- 965
- 01:13:03,192 --> 01:13:06,736
- I mean, we need you.
- 966
- 01:13:11,366 --> 01:13:13,159
- Who feels like crashing a wedding?
- 967
- 01:13:13,327 --> 01:13:16,496
- Yeah!
- 968
- 01:13:17,581 --> 01:13:19,165
- Yah! Yah!
- 969
- 01:13:31,803 --> 01:13:35,306
- - Oh, hello. Lovely to see you.
- - Oh.
- 970
- 01:13:35,641 --> 01:13:37,558
- I was just asking for you.
- 971
- 01:13:37,726 --> 01:13:40,645
- I was just remarking
- to your cousin, over there...
- 972
- 01:13:41,271 --> 01:13:43,731
- Oh!
- 973
- 01:13:49,530 --> 01:13:50,947
- Mmm.
- 974
- 01:14:20,018 --> 01:14:21,018
- Huh?
- 975
- 01:14:21,895 --> 01:14:23,646
- Excuse me.
- 976
- 01:14:27,025 --> 01:14:28,568
- This is a stickup.
- 977
- 01:14:28,735 --> 01:14:30,903
- - Give us your money.
- - And your clothes.
- 978
- 01:14:31,071 --> 01:14:32,863
- - No.
- - Did he say "clothes"?
- 979
- 01:14:33,031 --> 01:14:34,156
- You cannot do this to me again!
- 980
- 01:14:41,965 --> 01:14:43,966
- No matter how many times I do it...
- 981
- 01:14:44,968 --> 01:14:47,345
- ...I still get excited
- on my wedding day.
- 982
- 01:15:35,978 --> 01:15:37,353
- Oh.
- 983
- 01:15:37,521 --> 01:15:40,523
- Oh!
- 984
- 01:15:41,442 --> 01:15:43,151
- What is it with this kingdom?
- 985
- 01:15:44,361 --> 01:15:46,320
- This is outrageous.
- 986
- 01:15:46,488 --> 01:15:48,072
- - Insulting.
- - Your Majesty.
- 987
- 01:15:48,240 --> 01:15:51,451
- If you are unfit to handle a few bandits,
- you are unfit to rule.
- 988
- 01:15:51,618 --> 01:15:53,619
- The gentry want you deposed.
- 989
- 01:15:53,787 --> 01:15:55,663
- Oh, I'm sorry, Baron, did you say...
- 990
- 01:15:55,831 --> 01:15:59,667
- Deposed! Dismissed. Removed from office.
- 991
- 01:15:59,835 --> 01:16:03,212
- OK. Could someone
- get the prince, please?
- 992
- 01:16:03,380 --> 01:16:05,131
- I'm afraid he's not here,
- Your Majesty.
- 993
- 01:16:05,299 --> 01:16:07,383
- - Excuse me?
- - The prince has been stolen.
- 994
- 01:16:07,551 --> 01:16:08,718
- By whom?
- 995
- 01:16:08,886 --> 01:16:10,595
- Snow White.
- 996
- 01:16:13,098 --> 01:16:14,557
- Ha.
- 997
- 01:16:22,649 --> 01:16:27,028
- If you want someone dead,
- you have to do it yourself.
- 998
- 01:16:41,710 --> 01:16:45,004
- You have to take me back
- to my precious queen!
- 999
- 01:16:45,172 --> 01:16:47,673
- - Enough already!
- - You don't understand!
- 1000
- 01:16:47,841 --> 01:16:51,844
- I yearn for the nectar of her skin.
- 1001
- 01:16:52,012 --> 01:16:54,805
- "Nectar of her skin"?
- 1002
- 01:16:54,973 --> 01:16:56,349
- Who talks like that?
- 1003
- 01:16:56,517 --> 01:16:58,684
- He must be under
- some kind of spell.
- 1004
- 01:16:59,436 --> 01:17:01,312
- A spell?
- 1005
- 01:17:01,480 --> 01:17:03,981
- That sounds like the queen.
- 1006
- 01:17:07,778 --> 01:17:10,238
- Anyone know how to break a spell?
- 1007
- 01:17:23,126 --> 01:17:25,127
- Oh!
- 1008
- 01:17:27,089 --> 01:17:31,551
- My only pain is being
- absent from my queen!
- 1009
- 01:17:39,985 --> 01:17:42,362
- There you go, buddy.
- 1010
- 01:18:15,045 --> 01:18:16,838
- Anyone have any more ideas?
- 1011
- 01:18:18,549 --> 01:18:20,842
- I've got it. I can't believe
- I didn't think of this before.
- 1012
- 01:18:21,552 --> 01:18:22,969
- A kiss.
- 1013
- 01:18:23,137 --> 01:18:24,512
- Excuse me?
- 1014
- 01:18:24,680 --> 01:18:28,850
- The kiss of true love
- is what liberates someone from a spell.
- 1015
- 01:18:29,018 --> 01:18:32,395
- That is the stupidest idea
- I've ever heard.
- 1016
- 01:18:32,563 --> 01:18:34,731
- And boxing his ears
- was a fabulous idea.
- 1017
- 01:18:34,898 --> 01:18:36,399
- She is not kissing anybody.
- 1018
- 01:18:36,567 --> 01:18:38,568
- - Who put you in charge of her lips?
- - That's final!
- 1019
- 01:18:40,821 --> 01:18:42,322
- Guys!
- 1020
- 01:18:44,408 --> 01:18:47,327
- It's not how a girl
- imagines her first kiss.
- 1021
- 01:18:49,747 --> 01:18:51,122
- But...
- 1022
- 01:18:54,001 --> 01:18:56,919
- ...I guess it's worth a try.
- 1023
- 01:18:58,005 --> 01:18:59,797
- Wait.
- 1024
- 01:18:59,965 --> 01:19:01,507
- This is your first kiss?
- 1025
- 01:19:05,179 --> 01:19:07,013
- We can do better than this.
- 1026
- 01:19:07,806 --> 01:19:09,182
- Napoleon!
- 1027
- 01:19:11,101 --> 01:19:13,269
- This is her first kiss!
- 1028
- 01:19:14,438 --> 01:19:16,481
- Do not mess with me on this.
- 1029
- 01:19:33,415 --> 01:19:34,707
- Mm-hmm.
- 1030
- 01:19:42,883 --> 01:19:44,801
- Please don't do this.
- 1031
- 01:19:46,095 --> 01:19:48,012
- No, no, no, no.
- No, no, no, no.
- 1032
- 01:19:48,180 --> 01:19:50,139
- No, no! No, no!
- Don't sit, don't sit!
- 1033
- 01:19:53,769 --> 01:19:54,977
- Just close your eyes.
- 1034
- 01:19:58,315 --> 01:20:00,149
- Mm-mm! Mm-mm! Mm-mm!
- 1035
- 01:20:04,696 --> 01:20:06,239
- I can't do this!
- 1036
- 01:20:09,576 --> 01:20:11,285
- I need a little privacy.
- 1037
- 01:20:15,040 --> 01:20:17,959
- Please?
- 1038
- 01:20:29,763 --> 01:20:31,848
- - Come back to me.
- - Mm-mm!
- 1039
- 01:20:32,015 --> 01:20:33,641
- Please?
- 1040
- 01:20:52,244 --> 01:20:54,537
- Do you think she's enjoying herself?
- 1041
- 01:20:55,581 --> 01:20:56,998
- Yes, I do.
- 1042
- 01:20:59,126 --> 01:21:00,918
- - A lot?
- - Yes.
- 1043
- 01:21:09,761 --> 01:21:11,179
- The queen...
- 1044
- 01:21:13,599 --> 01:21:15,725
- I told you it wouldn't work.
- 1045
- 01:21:15,893 --> 01:21:17,560
- That's right, I'm the only one
- who knows what's going on...
- 1046
- 01:21:17,728 --> 01:21:19,270
- ...is nothing compared to you.
- 1047
- 01:21:26,987 --> 01:21:29,238
- Snow White, you taste of strawberries.
- 1048
- 01:21:30,949 --> 01:21:32,283
- How did you do that?
- 1049
- 01:21:40,926 --> 01:21:43,678
- Could you imagine the prince being
- married to the queen his entire life?
- 1050
- 01:21:45,431 --> 01:21:47,890
- Wait. What are you talking about?
- Married to the queen the rest of my life?
- 1051
- 01:21:48,058 --> 01:21:49,058
- I don't even like the queen.
- 1052
- 01:21:50,144 --> 01:21:52,812
- It's true.
- You were under her spell.
- 1053
- 01:21:52,980 --> 01:21:55,565
- You even yearned
- for the nectar of her skin.
- 1054
- 01:21:55,733 --> 01:21:58,151
- No, no, it was, "You don't understand."
- 1055
- 01:21:58,319 --> 01:22:01,195
- "I yearn for the nectar of her skin!"
- 1056
- 01:22:01,363 --> 01:22:05,325
- Oh, that is bizarre.
- Thank you for saving me.
- 1057
- 01:22:09,580 --> 01:22:13,333
- I think also when we met I...
- I may have called you children,
- 1058
- 01:22:13,500 --> 01:22:15,668
- as well as other cruel names.
- 1059
- 01:22:16,170 --> 01:22:18,504
- I was wrong. I apologize.
- 1060
- 01:22:20,007 --> 01:22:22,925
- That's OK. You're not
- the twit we thought you were either.
- 1061
- 01:22:23,093 --> 01:22:25,720
- Butcher!
- 1062
- 01:22:25,888 --> 01:22:27,263
- Is he always like this?
- 1063
- 01:22:27,431 --> 01:22:30,433
- The beast!
- 1064
- 01:22:33,687 --> 01:22:35,146
- He never comes
- to this side of the woods.
- 1065
- 01:22:35,314 --> 01:22:36,773
- It's here for me.
- 1066
- 01:22:38,692 --> 01:22:42,278
- Gentlemen, I can think of no greater
- group of warriors to lead into battle...
- 1067
- 01:22:42,446 --> 01:22:44,655
- - Yeah!
- - ...but this is my fight.
- 1068
- 01:22:46,075 --> 01:22:47,325
- What?
- 1069
- 01:22:48,535 --> 01:22:49,827
- Did she just go out...
- 1070
- 01:22:49,995 --> 01:22:52,205
- - Out the door.
- - Snow!
- 1071
- 01:22:52,373 --> 01:22:55,458
- - Snow!
- - Snow, open the door. Open the door!
- 1072
- 01:22:55,626 --> 01:22:58,920
- You know, all that time locked up
- in the castle, I did a lot of reading.
- 1073
- 01:22:59,088 --> 01:23:01,839
- I read so many stories where the prince
- saves the princess in the end.
- 1074
- 01:23:02,007 --> 01:23:04,967
- Open the door.
- Open the door, Snow.
- 1075
- 01:23:05,135 --> 01:23:06,719
- I think it's time
- we change that ending.
- 1076
- 01:23:06,887 --> 01:23:08,888
- No, you're messing
- with tried-and-true storytelling.
- 1077
- 01:23:09,056 --> 01:23:10,890
- It's been focus-grouped and it works.
- Just let me save you.
- 1078
- 01:23:11,058 --> 01:23:13,351
- Please, open the door!
- Open the door, Snow!
- 1079
- 01:23:15,479 --> 01:23:16,813
- It was the perfect first kiss.
- 1080
- 01:23:16,980 --> 01:23:18,314
- Snow. Snow.
- 1081
- 01:23:18,482 --> 01:23:20,775
- Snow! Snow! Open the...
- 1082
- 01:23:20,943 --> 01:23:23,986
- Snow! Snow! Snow!
- Open the door, Snow.
- 1083
- 01:23:24,947 --> 01:23:26,697
- Back up! Back up! Back up!
- 1084
- 01:23:28,951 --> 01:23:30,535
- Yeah!
- 1085
- 01:23:32,204 --> 01:23:35,623
- Yeah!
- 1086
- 01:23:37,418 --> 01:23:41,087
- If you're looking for me,
- I'm right here!
- 1087
- 01:23:49,179 --> 01:23:50,805
- Yeah.
- 1088
- 01:23:52,433 --> 01:23:53,599
- Yeah.
- 1089
- 01:24:07,330 --> 01:24:09,623
- You?
- 1090
- 01:24:10,458 --> 01:24:12,576
- What are you doing here?
- 1091
- 01:24:12,744 --> 01:24:16,756
- Oh, Getting a breath of air,
- clearing my head.
- 1092
- 01:24:17,023 --> 01:24:21,235
- I don't know if you heard,
- but my bridegroom was stolen.
- 1093
- 01:24:26,641 --> 01:24:28,476
- The beast doesn't frighten you?
- 1094
- 01:24:28,643 --> 01:24:30,487
- He does whatever I want.
- 1095
- 01:24:30,487 --> 01:24:30,519
- Did you want him
- to slaughter my father?
- He does whatever I want.
- 1096
- 01:24:30,519 --> 01:24:32,697
- Did you want him
- to slaughter my father?
- 1097
- 01:24:37,077 --> 01:24:38,369
- Shh. Precious.
- 1098
- 01:24:39,421 --> 01:24:42,882
- This one will be... easy.
- 1099
- 01:24:43,967 --> 01:24:46,052
- I'm made of more than you think.
- 1100
- 01:25:01,985 --> 01:25:03,569
- Die well, Snow White.
- 1101
- 01:25:09,410 --> 01:25:10,952
- Yeah.
- 1102
- 01:25:14,081 --> 01:25:16,082
- My compliments on your carpentry.
- 1103
- 01:25:16,667 --> 01:25:18,042
- Wait, don't you have a key?
- 1104
- 01:25:22,631 --> 01:25:24,799
- Idiot. Give me that!
- 1105
- 01:25:24,967 --> 01:25:26,843
- Go!
- 1106
- 01:25:27,010 --> 01:25:29,011
- I think I finally found
- something worth fighting for.
- 1107
- 01:25:29,179 --> 01:25:30,304
- Yeah!
- 1108
- 01:25:31,974 --> 01:25:33,808
- Why do we keep getting locked
- in our own house?
- 1109
- 01:25:34,685 --> 01:25:37,228
- Snow! Snow!
- 1110
- 01:26:04,214 --> 01:26:06,048
- Guys.
- 1111
- 01:26:06,216 --> 01:26:08,634
- Guys.
- 1112
- 01:26:10,179 --> 01:26:12,472
- Hey, guys!
- 1113
- 01:26:12,639 --> 01:26:14,015
- You know we have a spare, right?
- 1114
- 01:26:16,435 --> 01:26:18,352
- - Aah!
- - Let him through!
- 1115
- 01:26:24,193 --> 01:26:26,819
- You!
- 1116
- 01:26:27,946 --> 01:26:29,280
- What are you doing here?
- 1117
- 01:26:31,283 --> 01:26:34,744
- I figured if I am going to die,
- I might as well die with the one I love.
- 1118
- 01:26:42,211 --> 01:26:43,377
- Go! Run!
- 1119
- 01:26:54,264 --> 01:26:56,057
- Dive!
- 1120
- 01:26:59,019 --> 01:27:01,437
- Snow!
- 1121
- 01:27:01,605 --> 01:27:02,855
- Snow!
- 1122
- 01:27:03,023 --> 01:27:05,816
- - This way! This way!
- - Guys!
- 1123
- 01:27:05,984 --> 01:27:07,818
- - Should I lock up, guys?
- - No!
- 1124
- 01:28:01,164 --> 01:28:02,748
- - Right in the eye!
- - Take that!
- 1125
- 01:28:02,916 --> 01:28:05,042
- Fight someone your own size!
- 1126
- 01:28:16,763 --> 01:28:19,307
- A dark magic
- invaded the land.
- 1127
- 01:28:20,475 --> 01:28:23,394
- The kingdom fell into an icy despair.
- 1128
- 01:28:24,938 --> 01:28:27,732
- And the queen realized
- if she wanted to remain
- 1129
- 01:28:27,899 --> 01:28:30,026
- the most beautiful in all the land,
- 1130
- 01:28:30,193 --> 01:28:34,030
- Snow would have to do
- what snow does best.
- 1131
- 01:28:34,865 --> 01:28:38,534
- Snow would have to fall.
- 1132
- 01:28:42,122 --> 01:28:43,247
- Wolf!
- 1133
- 01:28:46,293 --> 01:28:48,961
- We've gotta give this to Snow...
- Give it to Snow.
- 1134
- 01:28:56,345 --> 01:28:59,221
- Give me that.
- 1135
- 01:29:00,057 --> 01:29:01,098
- Here, Snow.
- 1136
- 01:29:03,143 --> 01:29:04,143
- Snow!
- 1137
- 01:29:06,688 --> 01:29:07,813
- Snow!
- 1138
- 01:29:11,693 --> 01:29:13,736
- Snow!
- 1139
- 01:29:22,996 --> 01:29:24,747
- Kill it!
- 1140
- 01:29:49,856 --> 01:29:52,983
- Are you ready to discover
- the price for using magic?
- 1141
- 01:30:08,667 --> 01:30:10,793
- Who's the guy with the crown?
- 1142
- 01:30:10,961 --> 01:30:12,128
- Father?
- 1143
- 01:30:12,963 --> 01:30:14,422
- Snow?
- 1144
- 01:30:17,801 --> 01:30:18,968
- You're alive!
- 1145
- 01:30:21,179 --> 01:30:23,347
- I can't believe you're alive!
- 1146
- 01:30:26,852 --> 01:30:30,980
- I don't understand.
- You're all grown up.
- 1147
- 01:30:33,024 --> 01:30:34,734
- You've been under the queen's spell.
- 1148
- 01:30:34,901 --> 01:30:36,235
- You were just a child.
- 1149
- 01:30:37,487 --> 01:30:40,656
- I know. It's a long story.
- 1150
- 01:30:51,793 --> 01:30:53,377
- And who are these young men?
- 1151
- 01:30:56,423 --> 01:30:58,716
- A prince who risked his life
- to save our kingdom...
- 1152
- 01:31:00,469 --> 01:31:04,138
- ...and... his most valiant soldiers.
- 1153
- 01:31:06,349 --> 01:31:08,768
- That's very kind. Thank you.
- 1154
- 01:31:08,935 --> 01:31:11,353
- But the princess is more than capable
- of handling things on her own.
- 1155
- 01:31:13,648 --> 01:31:16,567
- Nonetheless, for your bravery,
- 1156
- 01:31:16,735 --> 01:31:18,778
- we shall be forever in your debt.
- 1157
- 01:31:18,945 --> 01:31:22,948
- Tell me, how can I repay you?
- 1158
- 01:31:23,116 --> 01:31:24,617
- - Gold!
- - A feast.
- 1159
- 01:31:24,785 --> 01:31:27,077
- - Ale?
- - A girlfriend.
- 1160
- 01:31:27,245 --> 01:31:29,497
- Highness,
- 1161
- 01:31:29,664 --> 01:31:31,290
- there is but one thing I desire.
- 1162
- 01:31:34,628 --> 01:31:38,756
- Among the privileges afforded a king...
- 1163
- 01:31:40,801 --> 01:31:44,512
- ...there is none greater
- than the power...
- 1164
- 01:31:45,806 --> 01:31:49,809
- ...to join two people
- together in matrimony.
- 1165
- 01:31:52,020 --> 01:31:55,105
- Prince Alcott, you found this kingdom
- 1166
- 01:31:55,273 --> 01:31:58,526
- caught in the clutches of greed and vanity...
- 1167
- 01:31:58,985 --> 01:32:02,613
- ...but you did not retreat.
- You entered the fight.
- 1168
- 01:32:03,990 --> 01:32:07,910
- We all owe you,
- and your brave compatriots...
- 1169
- 01:32:10,664 --> 01:32:12,498
- ...a great debt of gratitude.
- 1170
- 01:32:15,126 --> 01:32:18,254
- Snow White, my daughter...
- 1171
- 01:32:19,422 --> 01:32:22,675
- ...this kingdom was fortunate,
- for in my absence,
- 1172
- 01:32:22,843 --> 01:32:24,760
- you never stopped
- believing in yourself,
- 1173
- 01:32:24,928 --> 01:32:29,682
- and grew into the woman
- I knew you would always become.
- 1174
- 01:32:31,351 --> 01:32:35,813
- Despite impossible odds,
- you faced the queen and defeated her,
- 1175
- 01:32:35,981 --> 01:32:39,859
- forever ridding this land
- of her wretched ways.
- 1176
- 01:32:44,072 --> 01:32:48,075
- Therefore, by the power
- vested in me by... well...
- 1177
- 01:32:49,578 --> 01:32:52,204
- ...by me...
- 1178
- 01:32:54,207 --> 01:32:56,584
- ...I now pronounce you
- husband and wife.
- 1179
- 01:33:00,589 --> 01:33:01,839
- You may kiss the bride.
- 1180
- 01:33:07,429 --> 01:33:08,762
- Do I still have to say please?
- 1181
- 01:33:15,186 --> 01:33:16,270
- Hear, hear!
- 1182
- 01:33:16,897 --> 01:33:19,148
- - I always cry at weddings.
- - Me, too.
- 1183
- 01:33:22,319 --> 01:33:24,236
- Are you single?
- 1184
- 01:33:26,781 --> 01:33:28,407
- Hey, you!
- 1185
- 01:33:28,575 --> 01:33:30,576
- Snow!
- 1186
- 01:33:30,744 --> 01:33:31,744
- Snow!
- 1187
- 01:33:34,706 --> 01:33:38,083
- - Congratulations, Snow!
- - Thank you so much.
- 1188
- 01:33:38,251 --> 01:33:41,211
- - Congratulations, my dear.
- - Oh, thank you, Magistrate.
- 1189
- 01:33:44,883 --> 01:33:47,301
- It would warm my ancient heart
- 1190
- 01:33:47,469 --> 01:33:52,848
- if you could accept this
- modest gift on your wedding day.
- 1191
- 01:33:53,934 --> 01:33:55,893
- That's very kind of you.
- 1192
- 01:33:56,061 --> 01:33:57,686
- Just one bite...
- 1193
- 01:34:01,024 --> 01:34:02,399
- ...for good fortune.
- 1194
- 01:34:03,652 --> 01:34:06,111
- To the fairest of them all.
- 1195
- 01:34:33,890 --> 01:34:35,808
- Age before beauty.
- 1196
- 01:34:38,687 --> 01:34:43,273
- It's important to know
- when you've been beaten. Yes.
- 1197
- 01:35:08,133 --> 01:35:11,260
- So it was Snow White's story, after all.
- 1198
- 01:35:42,333 --> 01:35:43,751
- Yeah!
- 1199
- 01:36:20,146 --> 01:36:27,069
- ♪ I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe
- 1200
- 01:36:27,237 --> 01:36:29,238
- ♪ In love, love
- 1201
- 01:36:29,405 --> 01:36:31,448
- ♪ Love, love, love
- 1202
- 01:36:33,493 --> 01:36:38,163
- ♪ When you can't see
- the forest for the trees
- 1203
- 01:36:39,040 --> 01:36:42,668
- ♪ Follow the colors of your dreams
- 1204
- 01:36:42,836 --> 01:36:44,920
- ♪ Just turn to friends
- 1205
- 01:36:45,088 --> 01:36:48,382
- ♪ Their help transcends to love
- 1206
- 01:36:48,550 --> 01:36:52,094
- - Love! Love! Love! Love!
- - ♪ Love, love, love, love
- 1207
- 01:36:54,472 --> 01:37:01,395
- ♪ I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe
- 1208
- 01:37:01,563 --> 01:37:03,313
- - ♪ In love, love
- - Love! Love!
- 1209
- 01:37:03,481 --> 01:37:10,404
- ♪ I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe
- 1210
- 01:37:10,572 --> 01:37:12,573
- - ♪ In love, love
- - Love! Love!
- 1211
- 01:37:12,740 --> 01:37:14,950
- ♪ Love, love, love
- 1212
- 01:37:17,829 --> 01:37:21,540
- ♪ The winter's finally passing on
- 1213
- 01:37:22,584 --> 01:37:24,877
- ♪ The king is back the queen is gone
- 1214
- 01:37:25,044 --> 01:37:28,380
- ♪ Come dance with me
- 1215
- 01:37:28,548 --> 01:37:31,592
- ♪ 'Cause now we're free to love
- 1216
- 01:37:31,759 --> 01:37:35,596
- - Love! Love! Love! Love!
- - ♪ Love, love, love, love
- 1217
- 01:37:51,696 --> 01:37:58,410
- ♪ I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe
- 1218
- 01:37:58,578 --> 01:38:00,662
- - ♪ In love, love
- - Love! Love!
- 1219
- 01:38:00,830 --> 01:38:05,334
- ♪ I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe
- 1220
- 01:38:05,501 --> 01:38:07,461
- ♪ I believe, I believe I believe, I believe
- 1221
- 01:38:07,629 --> 01:38:09,671
- - ♪ In love, love
- - Love! Love!
- 1222
- 01:38:09,839 --> 01:38:11,673
- ♪ Love, love, love
- 1223
- 01:38:30,526 --> 01:38:32,819
- ♪ Love, love, love
- 1224
- 01:38:41,996 --> 01:38:44,581
- ♪ Love, love, love! ♪
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