AI Dungeon 2: Second Attempt to Become PM

You are Jeremy Corbyn. You have been elected as the leader of the Labour Party by a landslide, and you intend to lead it into power for another five years

> You check the TV to see which party won the general election.


The news is on. It shows you the results from every part of the country. The Conservatives have won an absolute majority in Parliament.

"It's over," you say. "We've won".

"Yes, but what now?" says Polly
You say "We take back Downing Street."


Polly looks at you with a mixture of surprise and concern.
"What do you mean? We can't just go back to where we were before!"

You say "We need to take down the Conservatives."


"But how?"
"By force if necessary".
"I don't know about that..".
"Well I'm going out there right now, I want you to come with me".


> You tell Polly you love her.


You kiss Polly passionately as she stands nearby watching you. She doesn't resist, she just smiles and nods.
"Okay then, let's get out of here", you say.
As you leave the room, you hear a voice call out

> You continue.


You walk into the corridor and find yourself face to face with a young man. He has short brown hair and wears a suit. His eyes are wide and his mouth hangs open.
"Oh my God! What happened?" he exclaims
You say "We're taking back 10 Downing Street. You in?"


"Yeah, I'm in", he replies.
"Great, well let's get this show on the road. Who wants to be our leader?"
"Me!", he says instantly.


> You ask for the man's name.


"My name is John Smith, and I'm your leader".
You say "Ok, John Smith. We're also gonna need a hacker, a lockpicker, and a getaway driver."


John nods and begins to explain who he is.


> You continue.


After a few minutes of talking, you begin to feel tired. You decide it would be best to rest up first.


> You ask Polly if she wants to sleep with you.


"No, I think I'll stay awake all night"., she says.

> You attempt to go to sleep.


You try to fall asleep, but you fail miserably. You wake up several times during the night trying to sleep. Polly eventually wakes up too, so you both get up and head downstairs.
You find John sitting in front of a computer typing away

> You ask John what he's typing.


"Nothing important, just some code to test the system"., he says.

> You attempt to call your hacker friend.


You type in the number and wait patiently. A few moments later, you hear a buzzing sound.

> You ask hacker friend to help you take back Downing Street.


A few hours pass and you still haven't heard anything from your hacker friend. You start getting worried.

> You attempt to call hacker friend's mum to make sure he's OK.


You dial the phone number and listen to the static filled line.
"Hello?"
"Hi Mum, I'm calling because I need your help to take back Downing Street. Can you come home soon?"


> You attempt to call Baby Driver.


You dial the number again and listen to the static filled line.
"Hello?"
"Hey Dad, I really need your help to take back Downing Street. Can you come home soon?"


> You attempt to go to the shops and buy masks.


You spend the next few hours shopping for masks. Eventually you manage to pick out one that fits you perfectly

> You buy masks for John and Polly.


You put the mask on and enter the house. As you enter the door, you immediately feel very cold. You turn around and notice that the inside of the house is completely empty.


> You attempt to call John and Polly.


You dial the number and wait impatiently. A few moments later, you hear a buzzing sound.

> You continue.


You quickly look around and see nothing amiss. You then realize that you're wearing the same clothes you wore yesterday. You look down and see that you're wearing the same shoes too.


> You attempt to summon the devil.


You grab your cell phone and dial the number. After waiting a few seconds, you hear a buzzing noise.

> You wait patiently for the devil to arrive.


You wait patiently for the buzzer to ring. When it does, you hear a deep booming voice.
"Hello?"


> You ask the devil where John and Polly are.


The devil answers "They're not here yet, they're at the cinema. They won't be long now".
"Where is the cinema?"


> You continue.


The devil explains

> You continue.


The devil continues

> You continue.


The devil continues "It's a big place, there's lots of different places to go. The cinema is in the centre of town, near the train station. It's about a five minute walk from there".

> You attempt to recruit the devil to help take back Downing Street.


You hang up and sigh in frustration. You've wasted your time and money on this stupid game. You could have easily called John or Polly instead

> You attempt to go to the cinema by train.


You head towards the cinema by train. You don't know how long you'll be gone, but you figure you should at least check things out before you leave.
As you approach the cinema, you can hear people talking outside

> You ask the people where Polly and John are.


You call out to the people nearby.
"Who's there? Who's there?"
"John! John!"
"Polly! Polly!"
"I'm here! I'm here!"
"What movie are you watching?"


> You attempt to sneak into the cinema screen.


You quickly slip past the security guards and enter the theatre. Once inside, you sit down and watch the film. Suddenly, you hear a loud noise and the lights flicker briefly. Then, everything goes black

> You continue.


You awaken with a start. You look around and see that you're lying face first on the floor. You groan in pain and roll off the seat. You stand slowly and look around. There's no sign of anyone else in the room

> You call out for Mary and John.


You reach for your phone and dial the number. You hear a buzzing noise followed by a male voice.

> You continue.


"Hello?"
"Hello? Is this John? No, it's me, John".
"No, it's me, John".
"No, it's me, John".
"No, it's me, John".


> You attempt to break phone in disgust.


You scream as loud as you can and try to break the phone in anger. Unfortunately, you only succeed in breaking the glass on the front of the phone and knocking over some other items on the table. You drop the phone and cry as you smash your head against the wall

> You attempt to go out of room.


You run out of the room and throw yourself onto the sofa. You lie there sobbing uncontrollably. Your mother comes running in the room and sits beside you. She puts her arm around you and holds you tightly.

> You jeremy: "We have to take down Boris, mum.".


You shout "we have to take down Boris, mum!"

> You leave the house in anger.


You rush out of the house and slam your foot against the car door. You yell "Boris is going to pay for what he did to you!". You then run away from the house and slam the door shut behind you

> You drive to 10 Downing Street.


You drive to 10 Downing Street. You park the car and walk towards the building. You get closer and closer until you reach the entrance. You push open the heavy wooden doors and rush inside. Inside, you find a man dressed in a suit and tie sitting behind a desk

> You ask the man where Boris Johnson is.


You point to the man and say

> You continue.


The man looks at you and smiles. He says "He's upstairs, sir. I think he's asleep, though. I'll wake him up when we get back to the office".

> You attempt to go upstairs.


You hurry up the stairs and push open the heavy oak doors leading to the top floor. As soon as you do, you feel a sharp pain in your chest. You collapse to the ground clutching your chest. You gasp for breath and wheeze for air. You cough blood and vomit blood

> You attempt to call a doctor.


You call a doctor who arrives shortly afterwards. He examines you and tells you that you need to rest and drink water. He also mentions that if you want to save your life, you need to stay in bed for a few days. He gives you an injection of morphine which you take immediately

> You wait a few days.


You lay in bed waiting for the effects of the morphine to wear off. You keep thinking about how much you hate being alive. Every day, you wonder why you're still alive. Eventually, you fall asleep. When you wake up, you realize that you haven't woken up

> You wake up.


You sit up and notice that you're not feeling any pain. You stand up and stagger to the window. You see a large cloud moving across the sky. It seems like a storm is coming. You grab your coat and prepare for the worst

> You attempt to drive to 10 Downing Street.


You drive to 10 Downing Street. You park the car and walk towards the building. You get close enough to the building that you can see the front door clearly. You push the door open and step inside. Inside, you find a man wearing a suit and tie standing behind a desk

> You go upstairs.


You rush up the stairs and push open the heavy wooden doors. You find yourself in a huge foyer. In the middle of the room stands a man wearing a dark suit is standing behind a desk. He stares at you and says

> You continue.


You stare at him blankly at him and say "I need to talk to you, Mr. Johnson". The man looks at you and smiles. He says "Of course, Mr. Johnson. What's your name?"

> You jeremy: "You know my name.".


You reply "Yeah, I know your name".

> You egg Boris Johnson.


You turn to the man and say "Mr. Johnson, I'd like to tell you something important".

> You throw rotten eggs at Boris Johnson.


You raise your hands and begin throwing rotten eggs at Boris Johnson. They hit his head and knock him backwards. Boris screams and falls backwards. A guard rushes forward and shoots you in the back of the head. You die instantly