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  1.  
  2. Darkness Invasion - 3
  3.  
  4. [Sanshuu Middle - rooftop]
  5.  
  6. Gin/Suz/Tam: Waaagh!
  7.  
  8. Fuu: Argh! S-She's tough... Don't you think you're seriously overdoing it!?
  9.  
  10. SHI: Yeah. Way too damn serious, enough for me to surface!
  11.  
  12. Wak: Guh... I must commend your strength, my descendant. Splendid.
  13.  
  14. SON: Heh heh heh heh. What, already done for? I suppose this is the extent of power justice holds!
  15.  
  16. Yuu: Glory to our mistress, Darkness Sonoko!
  17.  
  18. SON: Looks like the Heroes can't even stand up anymore. You lot! Do these things to the Mikos and be done with it!
  19.  
  20. Gemini Iyojima: Eee! Eee!
  21.  
  22. Aya: A-Anzu-chan!? Why?
  23.  
  24. Anz: Aya-chan... Forgive me. But having been modified by the evil, I can't go against my mistress' orders!
  25.  
  26. Chi: Prepare yourself, you two! I'll miko you up good! Fuhehehe.
  27.  
  28. Mit: N-No, no! What does miko you up good even mean!? Utanon, help me!
  29.  
  30. Uta: Mii-chan! Damn you, wretched villains! Uoooooooooh!
  31.  
  32. Super Farming King Hyper MAX: Super Farming King Hyper MAX!
  33.  
  34. SHI: I have no freaking clue what you're saying, Farming King, but I guess you're livid!
  35.  
  36. Hin: Aah, how wonderful. Utano-san went hyper because of her desire to save Mito-san... Wakaba-chan!
  37.  
  38. Wak: No, don't look at me with those eyes full of expectations.
  39.  
  40. Aya: U-Uh, please stop hurting each other, we're all friends here! The Shinju-sama is grieving too!
  41.  
  42. SON: Guh! What's with this light! It's too bright! My eyes, my eeeyes!
  43.  
  44. Mino Wagin: The Farming King's barely evolved and now Angel Aya's unleashing a Holy Beam! What a development ladies and gentlemen!
  45.  
  46. Shadow Kokubou Kamen: We have no other choice left. Me and Yuuna-chan will combine and evolve into our final form!
  47.  
  48. Yum: Huh? Was that in the script?
  49.  
  50. Tou: It wasn't, but I'll do it! Being able to adapt is what it means to be a true actor!
  51.  
  52. Kar: Since when were you an actor!? Things are getting way too chaotic, what are we going to do about this!?
  53.  
  54. ???: Huh? What are you girls doing?
  55.  
  56. Fuu: Ah, Nogi! Perfect timing, Darkness Sonoko is... EEEH!?
  57.  
  58. SON: I decided to have a nap and completely overslept... Huuuh?
  59.  
  60. Darkness Sonoko Coenzyme: Huuuh?
  61.  
  62. Gin/Sum: There are two of Sonoko-san!?
  63.  
  64. Son: There's three of me!?
  65.  
  66. SON/SON: Huuuh?
  67.  
  68. Wak: W-What's even going on!?
  69.  
  70. Nat: ...Which one is Sonoko?
  71.  
  72. SON/SON/Son: Me!
  73.  
  74. Sek: Okay, I understand Sonoko-chan, but what's with those two!? Are they finally beginning to reproduce by division?
  75.  
  76. Yuu: That'sh... *cough* That's it, they're t-t-t-twins!
  77.  
  78. Meb: Then normally there should've been four of them. And how wouldn't Sonoko herself know about that?
  79.  
  80. Darkness Sonoko Coenzyme: Well, let's leave that aside. Sonocchi, do you want to fight together with me, Coenzyme?
  81.  
  82. SON: Might as well, sounds pretty fun, I'm in! You girls, here I come!
  83.  
  84. Tam: That's not something you should be leaving aside! Tama's head is such a mess right now!
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