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- [jazz music]
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- [Aaron] Izzy was the
- first girl I met in,
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- I mean, years
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- who was, uh,
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- insecure enough
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- to think that I was
- right for her.
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- 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:29,561
- Who could I possibly
- be right for?
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- I'm a fucking mental patient.
- 9
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- She was insistent that
- I-I told her how I felt.
- 10
- 00:00:36,303 --> 00:00:39,138
- Can you believe that?
- Who does that?
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- 00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:40,639
- [Logan] I started tallying
- up all this stuff
- 12
- 00:00:40,641 --> 00:00:42,708
- I loved about her.
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- 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:45,778
- I mean, shit, dude, she's
- my fabric softener.
- 14
- 00:00:45,780 --> 00:00:48,614
- I don't know, man, she's,
- she's kind of sexy in,
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- 00:00:48,616 --> 00:00:52,818
- like, a really goofy,
- Special Olympics way.
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- 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:54,420
- [Charlie] I think for
- the first time, I was,
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- 00:00:54,422 --> 00:00:56,355
- I actually met someone
- who was more depressed
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- and neurotic than me.
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- 00:00:58,692 --> 00:01:01,360
- And that felt really good.
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- I think I loved that girl.
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- [guitar music]
- 22
- 00:01:08,269 --> 00:01:11,804
- Look at you, big sister. Now,
- get off that herpes bench.
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- 00:01:11,806 --> 00:01:14,106
- I mean, quickly, I'll
- walk you to class
- 24
- 00:01:14,108 --> 00:01:15,474
- before I go to work, okay?
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- Come on, take my hand, let's go.
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- 00:01:18,546 --> 00:01:20,446
- Okay.
- 27
- 00:01:20,448 --> 00:01:22,781
- Just finish college, okay?
- 28
- 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:25,284
- And then why don't you take
- the year for yourself?
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- 00:01:25,286 --> 00:01:27,152
- You're a millennial, you
- could try the whole, like,
- 30
- 00:01:27,154 --> 00:01:31,223
- having-fun-in-your-20s thing.
- They're all doing it.
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- 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:33,492
- - Except for me.
- - Wait. Work?
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- 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:35,227
- I thought you were just
- here for a fashion thing.
- 33
- 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:36,829
- Just a fashion thing?
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- Oh. Oh, my God, Sabrina,
- can I get a pic?
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- 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:41,400
- - Yeah.
- - Thank you.
- 36
- 00:01:41,402 --> 00:01:42,701
- It's a three-week
- long Vogue shoot
- 37
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- that involves a giraffe,
- 38
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- an insanely famous actor,
- 39
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- and a car bomb, any of
- which could kill me.
- 40
- 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:50,576
- Just be safe.
- 41
- 00:01:50,578 --> 00:01:52,311
- Dude, I am, I'm doing my best
- 42
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- to not die in a car
- accident like dad, okay?
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- 00:01:55,316 --> 00:01:57,249
- Yeah. Yeah, right.
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- 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:01,386
- Why are you always so
- involved in that thing?
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- 00:02:01,388 --> 00:02:03,655
- You're clutching it like
- it's, like, an infant.
- 46
- 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:06,391
- Oh, I don't know, just
- writing and reading,
- 47
- 00:02:06,393 --> 00:02:07,659
- reading, writing, writing.
- 48
- 00:02:07,661 --> 00:02:10,262
- - Sorry, it's a habit.
- - You're weird.
- 49
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- Iz. Iz.
- 50
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- I know that we've had a rough
- go these past few years, okay?
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- But I go to therapy
- and shit, you know?
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- You never even cried about dad.
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- I don't want to get upset,
- I just want to move on
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- and find the thing.
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- What thing?
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- The thing that makes
- me feel better.
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- I know you're trying.
- 58
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- What is that?
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- It's a salad.
- 60
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- There's a whole
- cucumber in that.
- 61
- 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:50,669
- But it's also a juice.
- It's a salad juice.
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- Those are separate things.
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- We live in a modern world, Izzy.
- Jesus.
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- - Do you wanna try it?
- - No, I don't want...
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- No.
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- Ugh, you're impossible. Ow.
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- [man] I'd like to remind
- you all that my production
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- of The Mouse And The Minotaur,
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- which I directed and co-wrote,
- is opening this Saturday
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- right here in the theater.
- Please support the arts.
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- If you don't,
- you're getting a D.
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- Have a great weekend.
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- Izzy, may I speak
- to you, please?
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- Uh, just leave that, I'll...
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- 00:03:24,939 --> 00:03:28,340
- - I'm sorry, that... Hi.
- - Hi.
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- 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:31,476
- I need to talk to you a little
- bit about some class stuff.
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- Right, okay.
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- You've gotta do,
- like, one thing,
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- but if you don't pass my
- class, you don't graduate.
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- - You're right.
- - Then here we go.
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- Midsummer Night's Dream.
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- - Um, you know what?
- - Yes. No, right here.
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- Is there a world in which...
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- No, there is, like, not a world.
- Take it.
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- Shakespeare?
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- Ross, please.
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- 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,803
- Now, Ross Wyatt, Izzy Klein.
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- 00:03:57,805 --> 00:04:01,406
- Uh, Ross is minoring in theater
- and you're majoring in?
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- 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,709
- Molecular biophysics
- and biochemistry.
- 90
- 00:04:03,711 --> 00:04:07,579
- I thought it would be great
- if you guys do the scene
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- where Titania has fallen
- in love with Bottom.
- 92
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- - Oh.
- - The donkey.
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- Actually, the girl
- kisses him at the end.
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- If you guys could
- have it on its feet
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- in the next couple of weeks...
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- Excuse me. Belinda?
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- What... Oh, number?
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- - Izzy, right?
- - Yeah.
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- It's gonna be a real challenge,
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- but I'm looking
- forward to exploring
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- this opportunity with you.
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- ♪ We can't dismiss this ♪
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- ♪ Deep breath out ♪
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- [Izzy] I've never been good at
- seeing where I should go next
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- or steps, middles
- and last chapters.
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- 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:51,757
- I mean, they're literally
- all a struggle.
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- In matters of the
- heart, in my path,
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- 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:58,463
- I'm either frozen or taking aim
- blindly at my latest guess.
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- 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,699
- I've just never had that moment,
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- you know, where everything
- falls into the perfect spot,
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- 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:06,805
- the sun shining just
- right on your face
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- 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,674
- and you find the thing.
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- Not a guess, not a lie
- and not a secret,
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- but a thing that gives
- you your ending.
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- 00:05:14,581 --> 00:05:16,315
- Look, I don't mean
- ending in the bad way.
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- I mean, my dad killed himself,
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- and he didn't say goodbye.
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- So it's up to me
- to look at endings
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- like they could actually,
- potentially be happy things.
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- I don't, I don't know
- much, but I do know
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- that I need roots,
- I need answers.
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- 00:05:31,365 --> 00:05:32,698
- Hey, do you want all
- the extra stuff?
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- Uh, whatever, do your thing.
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- ♪ Gonna feel so in pain ♪
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- Just not too cheesy.
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- 00:05:40,374 --> 00:05:45,510
- ♪ It took us hours
- to fix the injury ♪
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- 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:49,348
- [Izzy] Who knows, maybe
- this'll be the year.
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- 00:05:49,350 --> 00:05:52,684
- Maybe this year I'll get
- a really good ending.
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- 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:56,788
- ♪ Oh signal is better now ♪
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- ♪ Hold tight ♪
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- It's too cheesy.
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- Well, maybe there's, like, a
- less cheesy zone in here.
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- Fingers crossed.
- 134
- 00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:12,838
- Hey, I'm thinking
- about going to LA.
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- 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:15,073
- Wait, you're not, like, you're
- not, like, trying to go
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- 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:17,476
- for the whole summer or
- something weird, right?
- 137
- 00:06:17,478 --> 00:06:21,813
- I was actually thinkin',
- um, maybe to, like, live.
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- You live in New York.
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- 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:26,551
- You live here, you live
- in my apartment with me.
- 140
- 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:27,886
- [siren wailing]
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- 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:29,855
- Y-yeah.
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- - Um, I kind of have to go back.
- - Pack up your shit.
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- 00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:37,896
- - Whoa. Wait, what?
- - You said you want to move back.
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- 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:40,732
- That's the beginning of a
- conversation about this.
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- 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:43,802
- - I mean, you could come with me.
- - Oh, Jesus-fucking-Christ.
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- 00:06:43,804 --> 00:06:47,973
- Okay, or, no, then, then
- we can do long distance
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- 00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:49,975
- and FaceTime, I mean,
- I can, I can send you
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- 00:06:49,977 --> 00:06:52,010
- those fruit-bouquet things with
- the pineapple on a stick...
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- 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:54,045
- Pineapple? What are you...
- This is not...
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- We're ta... We're not
- talking about pineapple.
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- - Have you been planning this?
- - You know I just can't plan.
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- - I ran out of cash.
- - Get a job.
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- 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:05,424
- That is what a normal
- person would do,
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- 00:07:05,426 --> 00:07:07,759
- but you're talking to
- me about pineapples!
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- 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:10,595
- How did I even fucking
- do this for three years?
- 156
- 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:13,698
- You and your phases,
- Brazilian drumming
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- 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:16,668
- or this, I-I made a salad once.
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- 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:20,539
- Your fucking ceramics
- which are tragic.
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- - That's rude.
- - So what's this phase?
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- This is the, uh, this is...
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- Okay, you're taking
- acting classes,
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- 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:27,612
- so this is the
- I'm-going-back-to-Hollywood
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- to-become-a-big-star-like
- my-sister phase, right, phasey?
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- - I made salad twice.
- - Whatever, I, I...
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- - Twice I made salad, Aaron!
- - I knew this was gonna happen.
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- I knew you were gonna leave,
- it's just like the band.
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- It's no... It's the same shit.
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- 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:45,597
- It's not the same shit. I'm
- not leaving you on purpose.
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- 00:07:45,599 --> 00:07:48,200
- I still think we
- can work this out.
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- 00:07:48,202 --> 00:07:50,469
- [upbeat music]
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- [Aaron] You need therapy!
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- 00:07:55,876 --> 00:07:58,510
- [Izzy] You mean,
- couple's therapy?
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- Unbelievable.
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- 00:07:59,713 --> 00:08:01,680
- ♪ Fuck the world ♪
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- 00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:04,516
- ♪ It's just us now ♪
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- 00:08:04,518 --> 00:08:07,252
- ♪ We'll breathe it in ♪
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- 00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:10,922
- ♪ We'll live on somehow ♪
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- 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:16,695
- ♪ Take a hint it's
- time to give up ♪
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- 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:22,901
- ♪ Patience ain't a
- virtue I count ♪
- 180
- 00:08:33,814 --> 00:08:37,215
- ♪ Who cares what we gotta do ♪
- 181
- 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:41,553
- ♪ You know this is our youth ♪
- 182
- 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:47,659
- ♪ Fuck the world ♪
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- 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:49,794
- [Sabrina] Izzy, I'm home.
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- Jesus Christ.
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- 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:56,735
- Rise and grind,
- hurricane Isabel.
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- 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:57,969
- - Look at this mess.
- - [Sebastian] Honey?
- 187
- 00:08:57,971 --> 00:09:00,739
- Hey. It's late as balls.
- 188
- 00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:03,074
- - [Sebastian] Honey. Hey, hey.
- - Coffee?
- 189
- 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:04,876
- Here. Hanging on
- on my own sister.
- 190
- 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:06,611
- [Sebastian] Are you still there?
- All I see is green.
- 191
- 00:09:06,613 --> 00:09:08,613
- You owe me 20 bucks.
- 192
- 00:09:08,615 --> 00:09:10,949
- - Is she really still sleeping?
- - Yeah.
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- 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:13,718
- Dammit! Hi, Iz.
- 194
- 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,588
- How do you feel about getting
- your third wheel back?
- 195
- 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:19,224
- - Just like old times.
- - Oh, I'm honored, I can't wait.
- 196
- 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,126
- Hey, Sebastian, they're
- ready for you.
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- 00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:23,595
- Yeah, yeah, okay,
- okay, five minutes.
- 198
- 00:09:23,597 --> 00:09:25,564
- Sorry, I gotta go, this AD is
- bugging the shit out of me.
- 199
- 00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:27,632
- - I love you. Bye.
- - [Sebastian] Love you, baby.
- 200
- 00:09:27,634 --> 00:09:31,303
- Oh... Thank God you're
- still in New York.
- 201
- 00:09:31,305 --> 00:09:33,338
- Thanks for letting me
- crash at your hotel.
- 202
- 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:35,574
- Tell me what
- happened last night.
- 203
- 00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:39,811
- Um... I think it's over.
- 204
- 00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:42,147
- You can never trust a guy who
- has 20 of the same shirt
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- 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:45,350
- in the same color.
- It's not natural.
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- 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:48,086
- - That's not okay.
- - It's not.
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- 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,121
- I want you to know,
- Sebastian and I
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- 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:52,691
- are absolutely stoked you're
- coming to stay with us in LA.
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- 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:55,260
- As long as you do your dishes,
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- 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:57,896
- and you remember to flush the
- toilet when you take a poo.
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- 00:09:57,898 --> 00:09:59,631
- - What? I flush.
- - Like...
- 212
- 00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:01,366
- California's not in
- that much of a drought.
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- 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:03,301
- Once again, to clarify,
- I definitely do flush
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- 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:05,370
- when I poo, Sabrina.
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- 00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:07,038
- I love you so much.
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- 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:11,643
- I'm sorry.
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- 00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:13,111
- Have a good one.
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- 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:17,749
- This is disgusting by the
- way, what you've done here.
- 219
- 00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:20,885
- This is horrible. You should
- be ashamed of yourself.
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- 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,256
- ♪ Do I cage a bird
- that bores me ♪
- 221
- 00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:27,325
- ♪ Or do I look to
- the sky and wait? ♪
- 222
- 00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:29,761
- ♪ You are new to me
- as you grew on me ♪
- 223
- 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,396
- ♪ I then thought of fate ♪
- 224
- 00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:33,898
- ♪ When the sun goes down
- you're in my mind ♪
- 225
- 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:35,934
- ♪ When the day
- breaks I am fine ♪
- 226
- 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:37,736
- ♪ At night you come to me ♪
- 227
- 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:40,338
- ♪ Good woman that I
- could not find ♪
- 228
- 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:43,108
- ♪ You say ♪
- 229
- 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:45,877
- [Aaron] I mean, she can't
- stick with anything.
- 230
- 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:49,247
- I-I-I'm amazed that we were
- together that long, you know?
- 231
- 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:52,183
- Yeah, I know, I hope she
- fucking moves on or whatever.
- 232
- 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:53,952
- But look, my career
- is blowing up.
- 233
- 00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:55,787
- I don't have time for this shit.
- 234
- 00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:57,922
- Yeah, yeah, no, no, I
- can't make the gig.
- 235
- 00:10:57,924 --> 00:11:01,092
- I got, like, a stomach thing.
- No, it's fucked me up.
- 236
- 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:10,268
- [Izzy] Hey, how was
- the Vogue shoot?
- 237
- 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,704
- Oh, my God, please
- tell me you got me
- 238
- 00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:16,708
- what I wanted and not some
- tree-bark peel-off dirt shit?
- 239
- 00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:21,012
- Holler! Thank you.
- 240
- 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,848
- Oh, how was the, the giraffe?
- 241
- 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:27,452
- He was being really
- difficult today, actually.
- 242
- 00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:30,155
- Hm. Are you gonna leave
- all that on or...
- 243
- 00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:33,024
- I wanted to eat my
- greens in character.
- 244
- 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,259
- Oh.
- 245
- 00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:39,097
- I walked by Aaron's
- on my way here.
- 246
- 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:40,832
- How many times did you
- call me and you were like,
- 247
- 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:43,835
- "He's a lunatic?"
- He is a lunatic.
- 248
- 00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:46,404
- I'm doing, um, a scene with a
- really hot new guy from class.
- 249
- 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:48,173
- When I said there were
- other fishies in the sea,
- 250
- 00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:49,774
- I meant, like, look through
- the sea, not immediately
- 251
- 00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:52,310
- at the first person
- that shows up.
- 252
- 00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:54,913
- All I said was that he's
- good looking, that's it.
- 253
- 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:57,315
- Don't do it, Izzy.
- 254
- 00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:59,451
- - All I...
- - Don't.
- 255
- 00:11:59,453 --> 00:12:01,352
- - That's...
- - Do...
- 256
- 00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:03,054
- - Sab...
- - It...
- 257
- 00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:07,792
- It's like, don't do it at all.
- 258
- 00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:10,261
- [knocking on door]
- 259
- 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:15,333
- Hey, scene partner. Come on in.
- 260
- 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,735
- Okay.
- 261
- 00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:17,969
- [upbeat music]
- 262
- 00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:21,172
- Wow, the view is incredible.
- 263
- 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:22,974
- Thank you.
- 264
- 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,276
- Oh, you mean that.
- 265
- 00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:28,213
- [Izzy laughs]
- 266
- 00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:30,782
- Um, so, you know, I thought
- that we could start
- 267
- 00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:32,784
- by, by just, like,
- reading it through.
- 268
- 00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:34,452
- - A few times.
- - Yeah, good.
- 269
- 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,287
- Or we can just jump right
- in and start rehearsing.
- 270
- 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:38,056
- - Great.
- - Yeah.
- 271
- 00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:40,158
- - Where are we?
- - Um...
- 272
- 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:43,828
- God, I want to say
- it's, like, act four.
- 273
- 00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:47,799
- Wow, that's a bold, bold move.
- 274
- 00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:54,005
- Acting without
- relaxation is chaos
- 275
- 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:56,875
- and this is an exceptionally
- chill strain of indica.
- 276
- 00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,511
- It'll help us go deeper.
- 277
- 00:12:59,513 --> 00:13:02,547
- [cell phone ringing]
- 278
- 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,953
- [Ross groans]
- 279
- 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,090
- - Mm-hmm.
- - Oh.
- 280
- 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:15,794
- - Hi. Hey, good morning.
- - Hi.
- 281
- 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:18,396
- Good morning.
- 282
- 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:22,801
- You know, lots of girls tell
- me I'm an exceptional cuddler.
- 283
- 00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:25,837
- [laughs]
- 284
- 00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:27,372
- For sure.
- 285
- 00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:31,442
- Um, okay. That's, um...
- 286
- 00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:45,390
- Izzy, what's the rush?
- 287
- 00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:48,226
- Stay for a cappuccino
- and a biscotta.
- 288
- 00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:52,463
- I have class, so...
- 289
- 00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:55,099
- - Hey.
- - Ah. Whoo.
- 290
- 00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:59,470
- Really, really great work last night.
- Seriously.
- 291
- 00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:03,408
- Oh, it's...
- 292
- 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:06,477
- [upbeat music]
- 293
- 00:14:10,584 --> 00:14:13,852
- - Okay, bye.
- - Bye.
- 294
- 00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:19,958
- - So?
- - Whoa!
- 295
- 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:23,161
- - Car-bomb photo shoot.
- - Oh.
- 296
- 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,629
- - Aaron-related offense?
- - No.
- 297
- 00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,331
- But I got rubbed up on
- by a Ken-doll boner
- 298
- 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:29,934
- and then offered an
- Italian coffee drink.
- 299
- 00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:31,269
- Are you okay?
- 300
- 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:33,571
- You're asking me that right now?
- 301
- 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:36,140
- It's avant-garde, but I like it.
- 302
- 00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:38,476
- [cell phone vibrates]
- 303
- 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,945
- Ma with the exclamation points.
- 304
- 00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:44,983
- - What's she saying? Can I see?
- - Sabrina, stop.
- 305
- 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:47,051
- - Dude.
- - Sabrina!
- 306
- 00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:51,489
- Oh, that's just lush.
- 307
- 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,925
- What, that mom's dating a woman?
- 308
- 00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:56,361
- No, it's that she's dating
- Britney's stand-in.
- 309
- 00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:57,528
- - From the Mickey Mouse Club.
- - [cell phone vibrates]
- 310
- 00:14:57,530 --> 00:15:01,032
- - No, no, no, no, no!
- - What?
- 311
- 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,901
- Aaron's gonna throw
- away my ceramics. Ugh.
- 312
- 00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:05,336
- Where are you going? How can
- you be so casual about this?
- 313
- 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:08,139
- - [Izzy] What, about mom?
- - This is, like, so weird to me.
- 314
- 00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:11,209
- You're really weird about
- everybody mom dates.
- 315
- 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:12,243
- Not ev-everyone.
- 316
- 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,978
- Honestly, if dad was alive,
- 317
- 00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:16,114
- he probably would've
- thought it was hot.
- 318
- 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:18,616
- - I said it. I gotta go.
- - [Sabrina] Izzy, no, don't go.
- 319
- 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:21,686
- [instrumental music]
- 320
- 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,992
- - Hi.
- - Those.
- 321
- 00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:30,194
- [sighs] Oh, okay, cool.
- 322
- 00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:34,666
- Hey, um, we're not
- together anymore, right?
- 323
- 00:15:34,668 --> 00:15:36,367
- It's just that you never
- actually said, like,
- 324
- 00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,703
- "We're breaking up,"
- or "This is over."
- 325
- 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:40,138
- So I just want to make sure
- 326
- 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:43,408
- that you're not
- still my boyfriend.
- 327
- 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:51,049
- You know, you know what's
- always, uh, pissed me off?
- 328
- 00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:53,151
- It's that.
- 329
- 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:57,255
- No one should love that
- show as much as you do.
- 330
- 00:15:57,257 --> 00:16:00,525
- And I just realized that
- I feel the same way
- 331
- 00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:04,329
- about you as I do this poster,
- 332
- 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:07,365
- which is that I'm sick
- of looking at it.
- 333
- 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:11,069
- I am not your boyfriend.
- 334
- 00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:13,104
- Yeah, despite what
- you might think,
- 335
- 00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:15,006
- that was rude, by the way.
- 336
- 00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:17,642
- I'm not hurt that you want
- to get rid of my poster,
- 337
- 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:20,078
- but those, I left
- here for a reason.
- 338
- 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,046
- Why would I keep anything
- here that reminds me of you?
- 339
- 00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:23,514
- Because I thought that
- eventually you could
- 340
- 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,383
- look at them and think
- about us in a good way.
- 341
- 00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:27,452
- I just want you to get
- rid of this stuff.
- 342
- 00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,187
- I don't wanna stare
- at it anymore.
- 343
- 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:30,655
- Well, you could've
- just sent them to me.
- 344
- 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,724
- Oh, wow. Wow.
- 345
- 00:16:32,726 --> 00:16:34,125
- - Wow, what? What?
- - You...
- 346
- 00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:37,195
- You have some nerve to leave me
- 347
- 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,263
- and then waltz back in here
- 348
- 00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:42,333
- and insinuate that
- this is about sex.
- 349
- 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,035
- - No, I...
- - I don't need you, Izzy.
- 350
- 00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:46,070
- I don't, I-I've been
- with plenty of girls
- 351
- 00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:47,605
- in the last couple of
- weeks, it's not a big deal.
- 352
- 00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:49,240
- And you know what?
- It's even better.
- 353
- 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:50,708
- Because they don't stay over.
- 354
- 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:53,778
- What does that mean,
- like, you never slept
- 355
- 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:55,780
- when I was here? I lived here.
- 356
- 00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:57,448
- You don't actually
- ever leave the house,
- 357
- 00:16:57,450 --> 00:17:00,284
- so you must have been
- really tired, you psycho!
- 358
- 00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:01,786
- You're the fucking psycho, okay?
- 359
- 00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,187
- - Why am I the psycho?
- - Who, who...
- 360
- 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,622
- Because who has a
- top-sheet phobia?
- 361
- 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,124
- - I have a top-sheet phobia.
- - Who?
- 362
- 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:07,458
- Besides you, name one
- person who has...
- 363
- 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,494
- I do! I feel like
- they're strangling me!
- 364
- 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,229
- - That's insane!
- - That's not insane!
- 365
- 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:12,797
- - It is insane.
- - Insane?
- 366
- 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:16,300
- That's insane! You're the
- Rain Man of T-shirts!
- 367
- 00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:19,337
- There's like 900 million
- T-shirts right there.
- 368
- 00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:21,039
- You're insane!
- 369
- 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,545
- You know what? No, no,
- no, we shouldn't.
- 370
- 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:30,615
- - Yeah, we should.
- - No, no. Stop it!
- 371
- 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,686
- Stop it!
- 372
- 00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:38,623
- We really shouldn't,
- we're not together.
- 373
- 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:40,124
- You just said you're not my
- boyfriend, we shouldn't...
- 374
- 00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:41,492
- - Shut up. Shut up!
- - What?
- 375
- 00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:43,261
- Don't you wanna see
- it one more time?
- 376
- 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,495
- - What?
- - You wanna see it one more time?
- 377
- 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:47,098
- - Who says that?
- - I do.
- 378
- 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,199
- Yes!
- 379
- 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:51,269
- [instrumental music]
- 380
- 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,139
- [moaning]
- 381
- 00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:59,610
- [panting]
- 382
- 00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:07,418
- [Izzy] Fuck.
- 383
- 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,455
- [ceramics shattering]
- 384
- 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,157
- Fuck!
- 385
- 00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:14,425
- [Izzy screams]
- 386
- 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,194
- Dammit!
- 387
- 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:18,763
- I hate you. Ah!
- 388
- 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,165
- I hate you so much.
- I hate you so...
- 389
- 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:25,303
- [panting]
- 390
- 00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,245
- That's it, right?
- 391
- 00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:36,848
- Yeah.
- 392
- 00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:43,187
- [instrumental music]
- 393
- 00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:46,157
- [cell phone ringing]
- 394
- 00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:47,291
- Oh.
- 395
- 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,463
- Ross? Hey.
- 396
- 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,332
- Yeah, I can rehearse, okay.
- 397
- 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:57,835
- ♪ Floating around like a
- planet in a fishbowl ♪
- 398
- 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:01,806
- ♪ I'm down in the clouds ♪
- 399
- 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,474
- - Do you mind?
- - Oh.
- 400
- 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,312
- ♪ I'm in a time lock ♪
- 401
- 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:11,449
- ♪ Looking for a hand to hold ♪
- 402
- 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:16,154
- [Ross] Now, if we're gonna talk
- about postmodern BK grassroots
- 403
- 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,523
- which I do believe we are,
- you have to look no further
- 404
- 00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:20,591
- than Bhuchung
- mustache's trajectory.
- 405
- 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,627
- - Izzy.
- - Hi.
- 406
- 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:26,431
- Hello.
- 407
- 00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:27,498
- Izzy, this is everybody.
- Everybody, this is Izzy.
- 408
- 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,433
- - [woman] Hey.
- - Hi.
- 409
- 00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:31,802
- We're working a scene from
- A Midsummer Night's Dream
- 410
- 00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:33,571
- Yeah, I mean, we're
- trying, so...
- 411
- 00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:36,908
- "I know a place where
- the wild thyme blows,
- 412
- 00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:39,510
- "where oxlips and the
- nodding violet groves.
- 413
- 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,746
- "Quite over-canopied
- with luscious woodbine
- 414
- 00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:45,616
- with sweet musk roses,
- and eglantine."
- 415
- 00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:46,651
- Beautiful, Ross.
- 416
- 00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:48,219
- It's gonna be a revelation
- 417
- 00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:49,854
- when we're through with it.
- 418
- 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:53,524
- To the summer, may it be the
- greatest of our young lives.
- 419
- 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:54,892
- [glasses clinking]
- 420
- 00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:56,734
- [Ross] Salut. [woman] Cheers.
- 421
- 00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:02,567
- I'm sorry, did I, like,
- bump you with this?
- 422
- 00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:04,902
- - No, no.
- - No? It's just...
- 423
- 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:08,472
- It's a lot, it's a lot of vase.
- I try not to travel with it.
- 424
- 00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:09,974
- I got in a bit of a situation.
- I'm sorry.
- 425
- 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,509
- - I didn't mean to bump you.
- - Izzy, let's-let's...
- 426
- 00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:13,611
- - Let's get you a drink. Great.
- - Okay.
- 427
- 00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:16,781
- ♪ We are the champions ♪
- 428
- 00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:18,983
- - Whoo!
- - We're hot diggity, Ross.
- 429
- 00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:20,885
- - Yeah.
- - [laughing] What's up? Oh!
- 430
- 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,654
- Oh, it's King Ross,
- king of darts,
- 431
- 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:25,423
- resident darts champion.
- 432
- 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,858
- - Yeah, fake it, asshole.
- - Being dethroned.
- 433
- 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:30,895
- Hey, Prescott, good luck
- with the merger, asshole.
- 434
- 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:31,929
- Whoo! Whoo!
- 435
- 00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,998
- All right, one second, Rocco.
- 436
- 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,767
- - Yeah, ah!
- - Oh, shit, it's...
- 437
- 00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:38,703
- - It's fine, it's fine.
- - Let's go. Let's go.
- 438
- 00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:40,771
- Okay, but the train's that way.
- 439
- 00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,473
- - I know.
- - Wha...
- 440
- 00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:44,408
- - Wha...
- - Okay.
- 441
- 00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:48,913
- Yeah, isn't there, like, a kiss
- 442
- 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,449
- that we have to work on?
- 443
- 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,751
- Uh...
- 444
- 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,519
- I mean, you know,
- just 'cause our lines
- 445
- 00:20:55,521 --> 00:20:59,323
- are a little shaky doesn't
- mean the kiss should be.
- 446
- 00:20:59,325 --> 00:21:01,759
- Okay, yeah, uh, do
- you wanna take it
- 447
- 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:02,994
- from the top of the scene
- 448
- 00:21:02,996 --> 00:21:05,596
- or no, more towards
- the middle, right?
- 449
- 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:06,964
- - Okay.
- - Okay.
- 450
- 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:09,300
- I say something about dried peas
- 451
- 00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:11,936
- and then, "But I pray you,
- let not your people stir me,
- 452
- 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:14,538
- there's an exposition
- of sleep come upon me."
- 453
- 00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:17,708
- "Fairies be gone in
- all the ways, away,
- 454
- 00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:20,945
- "so doth the woodbine
- 455
- 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:24,348
- and the barky
- fingers of thee..."
- 456
- 00:21:24,350 --> 00:21:27,418
- - Something.
- - [slow rock music]
- 457
- 00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:35,660
- ♪ It's too deep ♪
- 458
- 00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:39,764
- ♪ It keeps me starved ♪
- 459
- 00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:49,974
- Wanna, like, do that one
- more time for safety or...
- 460
- 00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:53,678
- That was good.
- 461
- 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,680
- I'm okay with that one.
- 462
- 00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:58,749
- Um, I mean, you left
- the bar with me
- 463
- 00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:02,453
- you brought me back here and
- well, we just kissed now
- 464
- 00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:03,487
- and it was, like...
- 465
- 00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:05,056
- Great acting.
- 466
- 00:22:05,058 --> 00:22:07,591
- These rehearsals are
- really coming along.
- 467
- 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:13,331
- Let's have a sleepover.
- 468
- 00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:14,732
- [Ross sighs]
- 469
- 00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:18,969
- [Ross] Whoa, we can
- watch something else.
- 470
- 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,606
- - [Ross] Iz?
- - Mmm!
- 471
- 00:22:22,608 --> 00:22:24,508
- [retching]
- 472
- 00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:25,643
- [coughing]
- 473
- 00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:28,546
- [retching]
- 474
- 00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:30,648
- [sniffles] Oh.
- 475
- 00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:32,049
- [spits]
- 476
- 00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:35,486
- Oh, my God.
- 477
- 00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:36,887
- Hey, wait, who was Ross?
- 478
- 00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:39,056
- He's the, the theater guy.
- 479
- 00:22:39,058 --> 00:22:40,858
- Huh, but you didn't
- sleep with him?
- 480
- 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,560
- - No, no, no, no.
- - Yes or no?
- 481
- 00:22:42,562 --> 00:22:43,961
- You sleep with him or you
- didn't sleep with him?
- 482
- 00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:46,030
- - No, I slept with Aaron.
- - So it was Aaron.
- 483
- 00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:47,732
- - Yeast infection.
- - You got a yeasty?
- 484
- 00:22:47,734 --> 00:22:49,734
- From having sex with him
- for, like, six mins?
- 485
- 00:22:49,736 --> 00:22:51,869
- - Such a bad one, too.
- - Sorry, sir.
- 486
- 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:54,705
- That is God striking you down.
- 487
- 00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:56,907
- I don't know, false promise
- is also a contender.
- 488
- 00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:58,576
- You know, it's a
- really good thing
- 489
- 00:22:58,578 --> 00:23:00,778
- that you're not actually
- crushing on this Ross character
- 490
- 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:04,081
- because if I Irish goodbye
- just to blow chunks
- 491
- 00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:05,583
- outside of his apartment door,
- 492
- 00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:07,718
- I'd be hiding under
- a rock right now.
- 493
- 00:23:09,455 --> 00:23:11,689
- - Yeah.
- - No.
- 494
- 00:23:11,691 --> 00:23:14,792
- Izzy, don't tell me, you are actually?
- Izzy, come on.
- 495
- 00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:16,827
- What, he leads you in a
- totally heartless way
- 496
- 00:23:16,829 --> 00:23:19,029
- and is shallower
- than a kiddie pool.
- 497
- 00:23:19,031 --> 00:23:21,866
- You're post-break up,
- you're pre-real world.
- 498
- 00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:24,969
- Save a little face while
- you still have some.
- 499
- 00:23:24,971 --> 00:23:29,507
- That's, uh... harsh, Sabrina.
- 500
- 00:23:29,509 --> 00:23:31,075
- I'll tell you what's
- even harsher.
- 501
- 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:33,544
- One, you're not staying here
- for my college graduation
- 502
- 00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:37,782
- because you are...
- mean-spirited.
- 503
- 00:23:37,784 --> 00:23:39,417
- [Sabrina] No, it's 'cause
- I don't wanna see mom
- 504
- 00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:40,651
- and her adorable child bride...
- 505
- 00:23:40,653 --> 00:23:42,086
- - That's not even, like, a thing.
- - Two.
- 506
- 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:43,854
- I don't think you remember
- that I have a boyfriend
- 507
- 00:23:43,856 --> 00:23:45,189
- at home whose show
- just went on hiatus
- 508
- 00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:46,824
- and if I leave him
- alone for too long,
- 509
- 00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:48,125
- he starts heating up his takeout
- 510
- 00:23:48,127 --> 00:23:50,127
- by leaning it
- against a radiator.
- 511
- 00:23:50,129 --> 00:23:52,163
- - No.
- - Yeah.
- 512
- 00:23:53,199 --> 00:23:55,599
- Oh, oh, and this stuff,
- 513
- 00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:56,901
- this stuff right here...
- 514
- 00:23:57,970 --> 00:24:00,104
- is literally made of crackers.
- 515
- 00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:03,040
- I'm gonna itch my
- vagina off of my body.
- 516
- 00:24:05,211 --> 00:24:07,011
- - Give me your hands.
- - Uh-uh, not again.
- 517
- 00:24:07,013 --> 00:24:08,679
- - We've talked about this.
- - I really don't wanna do this.
- 518
- 00:24:08,681 --> 00:24:10,181
- There's nothing on the box.
- 519
- 00:24:10,183 --> 00:24:12,183
- If you can imagine, people
- come to this specific spot
- 520
- 00:24:12,185 --> 00:24:14,885
- they put their, their stranger
- vagina hands all over these...
- 521
- 00:24:14,887 --> 00:24:17,154
- Stop, there's no
- vagina on my box!
- 522
- 00:24:17,156 --> 00:24:19,790
- Vagina in your thumb,
- vagina in your fingernail.
- 523
- 00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:23,928
- We received a glowing
- review from you, professor.
- 524
- 00:24:23,930 --> 00:24:28,199
- Uh, it says here I'm
- miscast as donkey. No...
- 525
- 00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:32,136
- No chemistry with scene partner.
- 526
- 00:24:33,906 --> 00:24:35,906
- I'm assuming the scene
- went badly, then?
- 527
- 00:24:35,908 --> 00:24:37,641
- - It was...
- - [lighter flicks]
- 528
- 00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:40,611
- I blacked out, that's what happened.
- I blacked out.
- 529
- 00:24:41,914 --> 00:24:44,748
- [grunts]
- 530
- 00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:46,617
- Do you think the teacher's
- gonna pass you?
- 531
- 00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:48,219
- I mean, I walked in
- on him making out
- 532
- 00:24:48,221 --> 00:24:51,522
- with one of his students,
- aptly named Belinda Hooker,
- 533
- 00:24:51,524 --> 00:24:53,524
- in the utility closet last week.
- 534
- 00:24:53,526 --> 00:24:56,694
- So, yeah, I mean, I
- think he will pass me.
- 535
- 00:24:56,696 --> 00:24:58,095
- [Sabrina] If you're gonna
- go to LA and do this,
- 536
- 00:24:58,097 --> 00:24:59,730
- you've to start taking the
- work seriously, like,
- 537
- 00:24:59,732 --> 00:25:01,932
- you're not always gonna
- have Belinda Hooker
- 538
- 00:25:01,934 --> 00:25:03,200
- to fall back on.
- 539
- 00:25:03,202 --> 00:25:05,669
- I don't know what I wanna do,
- 540
- 00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:08,539
- I don't know why I'm going home,
- 541
- 00:25:08,541 --> 00:25:10,774
- I don't know anything, so...
- 542
- 00:25:10,776 --> 00:25:11,976
- Well, maybe you need
- to take a moment
- 543
- 00:25:11,978 --> 00:25:13,898
- to think about
- that type of shit.
- 544
- 00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,549
- Did you learn that in your
- sensitivity training course,
- 545
- 00:25:18,551 --> 00:25:21,051
- Sabrina, or...
- 546
- 00:25:21,053 --> 00:25:23,220
- [cell phone vibrates]
- 547
- 00:25:23,222 --> 00:25:25,923
- - [Izzy clears throat]
- - [Sabrina] My car's here.
- 548
- 00:25:25,925 --> 00:25:28,692
- I suggest that you shove
- a t-pon up there quick.
- 549
- 00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:31,695
- All right? Have a
- good graduation.
- 550
- 00:25:31,697 --> 00:25:33,297
- - Bye.
- - I love you.
- 551
- 00:25:33,299 --> 00:25:34,932
- - [Sabrina] Say hi to mom.
- - Have a safe flight.
- 552
- 00:25:34,934 --> 00:25:36,800
- - [Sabrina] Say bye!
- - Bye.
- 553
- 00:25:36,802 --> 00:25:38,102
- [Sabrina] Thank you.
- 554
- 00:25:38,104 --> 00:25:40,538
- [door opens]
- 555
- 00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:41,705
- [door shuts]
- 556
- 00:25:43,743 --> 00:25:46,210
- Oh, my God, look at
- this piece of shit.
- 557
- 00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:48,646
- - [xylophone music]
- - [woman laughing]
- 558
- 00:25:48,648 --> 00:25:50,948
- [woman] It's so amazing,
- I'm-I'm just...
- 559
- 00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:53,017
- [indistinct chatter]
- 560
- 00:25:53,019 --> 00:25:55,719
- - Hi.
- - Oh, Isabel Klein.
- 561
- 00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:58,856
- - Mmm.
- - Oh, my moon and my stars.
- 562
- 00:25:58,858 --> 00:26:01,825
- - You're a college graduate.
- - Daw, it's so true, though.
- 563
- 00:26:01,827 --> 00:26:05,062
- - Check it out.
- - Oh, look at this.
- 564
- 00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:08,332
- - Ah. A Bachelor of Arts.
- - Yeah.
- 565
- 00:26:08,334 --> 00:26:11,135
- - Wow, this costs...
- - Yeah.
- 566
- 00:26:11,137 --> 00:26:12,870
- - Wow.
- - Yeah.
- 567
- 00:26:12,872 --> 00:26:15,005
- You know, honey, I could
- feel your father's spirit
- 568
- 00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:16,774
- with us during the
- whole ceremony
- 569
- 00:26:16,776 --> 00:26:19,209
- and I could tell
- that he is so proud.
- 570
- 00:26:19,211 --> 00:26:21,679
- So proud.
- 571
- 00:26:21,681 --> 00:26:23,747
- Of course, he would have rather
- you graduated from Yale,
- 572
- 00:26:23,749 --> 00:26:25,082
- but this is okay.
- 573
- 00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:26,917
- Thanks, mom. Uh,
- where's Amythyst?
- 574
- 00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:30,020
- Oh, she had to run uptown to
- the International Yoga Center
- 575
- 00:26:30,022 --> 00:26:32,756
- to get some Bodhi-yaya
- wind chimes in F sharp.
- 576
- 00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:34,291
- They're very, very special.
- 577
- 00:26:34,293 --> 00:26:35,893
- But she's gonna
- join us for vegan.
- 578
- 00:26:35,895 --> 00:26:38,596
- What? No, mom, vegan,
- please, just no.
- 579
- 00:26:38,598 --> 00:26:40,631
- Honey, honey, honey,
- honey, Sabrina told me
- 580
- 00:26:40,633 --> 00:26:41,832
- you had waffles for
- dinner the other night.
- 581
- 00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:43,300
- Why are you, you and Sabrina
- 582
- 00:26:43,302 --> 00:26:44,835
- have conversations
- about my diet?
- 583
- 00:26:44,837 --> 00:26:46,270
- It's a concern of the family's.
- 584
- 00:26:46,272 --> 00:26:48,872
- You know, maybe you should
- just let the vegan go.
- 585
- 00:26:48,874 --> 00:26:51,842
- Please, don't do this
- to me, that's not...
- 586
- 00:26:51,844 --> 00:26:53,644
- - Hey, honey.
- - Oh, hi.
- 587
- 00:26:53,646 --> 00:26:55,245
- - You got the chimes?
- - Hey.
- 588
- 00:26:55,247 --> 00:26:56,947
- - [Amythyst] Hi, how are you?
- - Hi.
- 589
- 00:26:56,949 --> 00:26:59,216
- - So nice to finally meet you.
- - Oh, my God, yeah.
- 590
- 00:26:59,218 --> 00:27:00,784
- Ah, let's go in, let's go in.
- 591
- 00:27:00,786 --> 00:27:02,286
- Your graduation
- was so beautiful.
- 592
- 00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:04,054
- Thank you so much.
- 593
- 00:27:04,056 --> 00:27:06,056
- - [Amythyst] Oh.
- - I love this place.
- 594
- 00:27:06,058 --> 00:27:07,358
- [Amythyst] I know.
- It's my favorite.
- 595
- 00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:08,926
- Oh, you know what,
- 596
- 00:27:08,928 --> 00:27:10,995
- they have the most amazing
- 597
- 00:27:10,997 --> 00:27:12,930
- beet-zucchini quinoa salad.
- 598
- 00:27:12,932 --> 00:27:14,665
- - Do you wanna split that?
- - Ooh, yeah, let's do it.
- 599
- 00:27:14,667 --> 00:27:16,867
- - Okay.
- - What is quinoa?
- 600
- 00:27:16,869 --> 00:27:18,235
- [man] You ladies ready to order?
- 601
- 00:27:18,237 --> 00:27:20,671
- Hi, can I have, like, a coffee?
- 602
- 00:27:20,673 --> 00:27:23,240
- - With six sugars?
- - [man] Okay.
- 603
- 00:27:23,242 --> 00:27:25,209
- We'll have a pot of
- matcha warrior, no stems.
- 604
- 00:27:25,211 --> 00:27:26,777
- - [man] All right.
- - Thank you very much.
- 605
- 00:27:26,779 --> 00:27:27,811
- [man] You're welcome.
- Be right back.
- 606
- 00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:29,246
- [Deb] I hear that, uh,
- 607
- 00:27:29,248 --> 00:27:32,082
- you broke up with Aaron.
- 608
- 00:27:32,084 --> 00:27:33,384
- I'm really sorry to
- hear about that.
- 609
- 00:27:33,386 --> 00:27:34,818
- I wish you would
- have told me sooner.
- 610
- 00:27:34,820 --> 00:27:38,856
- I did. I left you,
- like, 74 voicemails.
- 611
- 00:27:38,858 --> 00:27:40,124
- - No.
- - Oh, Deb.
- 612
- 00:27:40,126 --> 00:27:41,659
- You do kind of go off the grid.
- 613
- 00:27:41,661 --> 00:27:43,794
- - When you're on retreats.
- - I know.
- 614
- 00:27:43,796 --> 00:27:45,295
- [Izzy] Mom, how can
- that be more important
- 615
- 00:27:45,297 --> 00:27:49,166
- than the quarter-life crisis
- I'm in the middle of?
- 616
- 00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:50,334
- Seriously, I mean,
- you're her girlfriend
- 617
- 00:27:50,336 --> 00:27:52,302
- for, uh, what, a year, right?
- 618
- 00:27:52,304 --> 00:27:55,005
- Can you do me a solid here
- and alert her to shit, like,
- 619
- 00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:57,341
- her child is clearly suffering?
- 620
- 00:27:57,343 --> 00:28:01,011
- - We're not girlfriends, honey.
- - We're soul walkers.
- 621
- 00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:03,113
- [Deb] We're not defined
- by societal conventions,
- 622
- 00:28:03,115 --> 00:28:05,182
- we're not in anything.
- 623
- 00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:07,017
- We're on a journey.
- 624
- 00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:09,286
- We are, I love it.
- 625
- 00:28:10,956 --> 00:28:12,456
- I don't think I'll understand
- anything you just said
- 626
- 00:28:12,458 --> 00:28:14,692
- until I'm, like,
- past enlightenment.
- 627
- 00:28:14,694 --> 00:28:17,961
- Oh, so I hear you're moving back
- to LA to live with your sister.
- 628
- 00:28:17,963 --> 00:28:19,329
- Yup, just go in right
- for the jugular.
- 629
- 00:28:19,331 --> 00:28:21,165
- Look, mom, moving back
- home after college
- 630
- 00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:24,968
- is a totally legitimate
- rite of passage.
- 631
- 00:28:24,970 --> 00:28:26,970
- Like, wearing a choker
- made from old tights.
- 632
- 00:28:26,972 --> 00:28:29,973
- - I totally did that.
- - Or owning a Furby backpack.
- 633
- 00:28:29,975 --> 00:28:31,275
- Did you have the old black one
- 634
- 00:28:31,277 --> 00:28:33,043
- or the spotted one
- with the pink beak?
- 635
- 00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:34,244
- I had the old black one.
- 636
- 00:28:34,246 --> 00:28:36,747
- [laughs] Too nostalgic.
- 637
- 00:28:36,749 --> 00:28:40,050
- Yeah, I know, they were radical.
- 638
- 00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:41,785
- Honey, I know you just graduated
- 639
- 00:28:41,787 --> 00:28:45,956
- and life might seem a bit,
- you know, overwhelming.
- 640
- 00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:48,092
- And you've always been
- a little bit confused
- 641
- 00:28:48,094 --> 00:28:51,795
- about your purpose. The
- ceramics were a low point.
- 642
- 00:28:51,797 --> 00:28:54,398
- But no one's path
- is a straight line.
- 643
- 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,433
- It's more like a squiggle.
- 644
- 00:28:56,435 --> 00:28:59,503
- [upbeat rock music]
- 645
- 00:29:01,107 --> 00:29:03,474
- Yes. Okay.
- 646
- 00:29:05,511 --> 00:29:08,312
- - Hi, uh, JFK?
- - [man] Hey, hi.
- 647
- 00:29:08,314 --> 00:29:10,034
- [Izzy] Yeah. [man] Good.
- 648
- 00:29:14,186 --> 00:29:17,221
- ♪ Here's the thing
- I'd love an answer ♪
- 649
- 00:29:17,223 --> 00:29:20,491
- ♪ For my weak heart and
- my astral projections ♪
- 650
- 00:29:20,493 --> 00:29:23,494
- ♪ Telling me all about you ♪
- 651
- 00:29:23,496 --> 00:29:27,064
- ♪ Chasin' her out of my... ♪
- 652
- 00:29:27,066 --> 00:29:29,199
- No, no, no, no, I'm not
- giving you anything today.
- 653
- 00:29:29,201 --> 00:29:31,168
- Hi, Izzy. Go away, guys.
- 654
- 00:29:31,170 --> 00:29:33,170
- [man] Oh, come on,
- Sabrina, we're your buds.
- 655
- 00:29:33,172 --> 00:29:35,272
- We know you have somebody in there.
- Who is it?
- 656
- 00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:37,241
- Yeah, yeah, is it
- Zac or Sebastian?
- 657
- 00:29:37,243 --> 00:29:39,176
- It's Sunday.
- 658
- 00:29:39,178 --> 00:29:42,146
- We agreed we wouldn't
- do this on Sundays.
- 659
- 00:29:42,148 --> 00:29:43,881
- Right, right, guys, she's right.
- 660
- 00:29:43,883 --> 00:29:46,150
- - Sorry.
- - Sorry, sorry, come on.
- 661
- 00:29:46,152 --> 00:29:49,419
- Just sayin', we're just sayin'.
- That's the sister.
- 662
- 00:29:49,421 --> 00:29:51,221
- [Marg] Are you the sister?
- [man] Hey!
- 663
- 00:29:51,223 --> 00:29:52,422
- [Marg] Are you someone?
- [man] Hey, guys.
- 664
- 00:29:52,424 --> 00:29:54,324
- - Hello?
- - We made an agreement.
- 665
- 00:29:54,326 --> 00:29:55,392
- - Smile.
- - Pack it up.
- 666
- 00:29:55,394 --> 00:29:56,560
- Did you, did you not help her
- 667
- 00:29:56,562 --> 00:29:58,028
- with her bags?
- 668
- 00:29:58,030 --> 00:30:00,497
- - I got it.
- - Hi. Oh.
- 669
- 00:30:00,499 --> 00:30:03,233
- - Jeez, how you doing?
- - How are you?
- 670
- 00:30:03,235 --> 00:30:05,102
- [Sebastian] So sorry I didn't
- pick you up at the airport.
- 671
- 00:30:05,104 --> 00:30:06,503
- - That's okay.
- - Work is crazy.
- 672
- 00:30:06,505 --> 00:30:08,005
- - That's fine.
- - I'm glad you're here, though.
- 673
- 00:30:08,007 --> 00:30:09,173
- You're just glad I'm
- here 'cause you know
- 674
- 00:30:09,175 --> 00:30:10,474
- I'll buy you alcohol.
- 675
- 00:30:10,476 --> 00:30:13,277
- Oh, my God, I'm no rogue, okay?
- 676
- 00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:15,546
- [stutters] I'm genuinely
- happy that you're here,
- 677
- 00:30:15,548 --> 00:30:17,047
- but if you got me
- a six-pack of IPA
- 678
- 00:30:17,049 --> 00:30:19,049
- at the end of the
- day, even better.
- 679
- 00:30:19,051 --> 00:30:20,117
- [Izzy] I see you.
- 680
- 00:30:20,119 --> 00:30:21,218
- - Did you see...
- - Hi, Izzy!
- 681
- 00:30:21,220 --> 00:30:22,853
- - Hi.
- - Hi.
- 682
- 00:30:22,855 --> 00:30:24,555
- Whoa, this bitch has
- gone full Martha Stew.
- 683
- 00:30:24,557 --> 00:30:26,190
- She's churning her
- own butter now.
- 684
- 00:30:26,192 --> 00:30:28,258
- - Really?
- - Yeah.
- 685
- 00:30:28,260 --> 00:30:30,327
- [instrumental music]
- 686
- 00:30:32,198 --> 00:30:34,965
- Um, hey, when can I move into
- the downstairs, by the way?
- 687
- 00:30:34,967 --> 00:30:37,100
- Oh, no, I forgot to tell you.
- 688
- 00:30:37,102 --> 00:30:39,503
- Um, we've been on
- location so much
- 689
- 00:30:39,505 --> 00:30:42,039
- that we started renting it out.
- Sorry.
- 690
- 00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:43,440
- And just so you know,
- we're keeping you up here
- 691
- 00:30:43,442 --> 00:30:45,509
- for your own safety,
- those rapscallion PFFs
- 692
- 00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:47,010
- are relentless.
- 693
- 00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:50,047
- Tell me you mean paparazzi
- friends forever?
- 694
- 00:30:50,049 --> 00:30:51,615
- Guys, come on, sit
- down, the food's hot.
- 695
- 00:30:51,617 --> 00:30:53,550
- And for the record,
- that is not my fault,
- 696
- 00:30:53,552 --> 00:30:55,419
- that situation, okay?
- 697
- 00:30:55,421 --> 00:30:57,487
- TMZ came up with this story
- 698
- 00:30:57,489 --> 00:30:59,489
- that I was cheating on
- Sebastian with Zac Efron
- 699
- 00:30:59,491 --> 00:31:01,024
- when we were shooting
- Crazy Youth.
- 700
- 00:31:01,026 --> 00:31:02,359
- And because the movie's
- about to come out,
- 701
- 00:31:02,361 --> 00:31:06,964
- they want me to vaguely
- perpetuate it.
- 702
- 00:31:06,966 --> 00:31:08,632
- I guess it could be worse,
- he's a really nice guy.
- 703
- 00:31:08,634 --> 00:31:12,369
- But what else am I supposed to do?
- Sorry.
- 704
- 00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:15,138
- - They're more like super fans.
- - See what I have to put up with?
- 705
- 00:31:15,140 --> 00:31:16,540
- Mwah.
- 706
- 00:31:18,344 --> 00:31:20,110
- Butter?
- 707
- 00:31:20,112 --> 00:31:21,411
- Um, yeah.
- 708
- 00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:24,047
- [upbeat music]
- 709
- 00:31:25,451 --> 00:31:29,052
- The depression has set
- in hard, I see. One.
- 710
- 00:31:29,054 --> 00:31:31,088
- [Izzy] I'm confused
- about my purpose.
- 711
- 00:31:31,090 --> 00:31:33,257
- - Three. Iz?
- - [Izzy groans]
- 712
- 00:31:33,259 --> 00:31:35,058
- You have to do something in life
- 713
- 00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:36,393
- more useful with your time.
- 714
- 00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:39,463
- - My path is a squiggle.
- - Oh, God.
- 715
- 00:31:42,635 --> 00:31:46,637
- This isn't a suicide suggestion,
- 716
- 00:31:46,639 --> 00:31:48,639
- just open up a fucking box.
- 717
- 00:31:48,641 --> 00:31:51,675
- [jazz music]
- 718
- 00:31:53,178 --> 00:31:54,544
- [sighs]
- 719
- 00:32:06,058 --> 00:32:08,558
- She ruined everything, um,
- she ruined everything.
- 720
- 00:32:11,063 --> 00:32:13,497
- I can't even sleep with a
- fucking top sheet anymore.
- 721
- 00:32:13,499 --> 00:32:16,400
- [music continues]
- 722
- 00:32:16,402 --> 00:32:18,135
- [Aaron] You know,
- sometimes, I don't know,
- 723
- 00:32:18,137 --> 00:32:20,470
- we'd sit there, and watch TV
- 724
- 00:32:20,472 --> 00:32:22,272
- and, you know, eat popcorn,
- 725
- 00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:25,642
- and just, like, be a couple.
- 726
- 00:32:25,644 --> 00:32:28,478
- And I, in, in those
- moments, I-I loved her.
- 727
- 00:32:32,017 --> 00:32:33,684
- I think I did.
- 728
- 00:32:33,686 --> 00:32:36,954
- [music continues]
- 729
- 00:32:38,157 --> 00:32:40,524
- She was, uh, almost animal.
- 730
- 00:32:40,526 --> 00:32:42,192
- And every time she
- would come around,
- 731
- 00:32:42,194 --> 00:32:44,461
- I just, I just wanted
- to, like, help her out
- 732
- 00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:48,365
- and say, "What are you doing right now?
- Who are you?"
- 733
- 00:32:48,367 --> 00:32:49,599
- Too much.
- 734
- 00:32:51,503 --> 00:32:53,337
- What was her name?
- 735
- 00:32:53,339 --> 00:32:55,372
- I... Izzy, yeah.
- 736
- 00:32:56,342 --> 00:32:58,442
- Izzy, yeah.
- 737
- 00:32:58,444 --> 00:33:00,110
- She was, uh...
- 738
- 00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:03,193
- She was always
- eating those MandMs.
- 739
- 00:33:07,519 --> 00:33:09,319
- - Season six, episode three.
- - No.
- 740
- 00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:11,088
- Yes, at the end of episode three
- 741
- 00:33:11,090 --> 00:33:12,589
- on season six of the X-files,
- 742
- 00:33:12,591 --> 00:33:16,026
- Mulder finally tells Scully
- 743
- 00:33:16,028 --> 00:33:18,996
- that he loves her.
- 744
- 00:33:18,998 --> 00:33:20,364
- But she doesn't hear him.
- 745
- 00:33:20,366 --> 00:33:21,631
- Well, maybe she does hear him,
- 746
- 00:33:21,633 --> 00:33:23,066
- but, you know, she
- doesn't absorb it
- 747
- 00:33:23,068 --> 00:33:25,602
- or take it seriously
- or something.
- 748
- 00:33:25,604 --> 00:33:28,071
- I-it just, it's-it's got
- me thinking how many times
- 749
- 00:33:28,073 --> 00:33:29,272
- does that happen in
- a person's life,
- 750
- 00:33:29,274 --> 00:33:31,008
- that you don't see
- what's directly
- 751
- 00:33:31,010 --> 00:33:34,144
- in front of you, that
- you don't hear people.
- 752
- 00:33:34,146 --> 00:33:35,412
- I don't know.
- 753
- 00:33:37,249 --> 00:33:41,585
- I guess I'm just wondering how
- you ever meet the right person.
- 754
- 00:33:41,587 --> 00:33:44,654
- Maybe it's just luck.
- 755
- 00:33:46,558 --> 00:33:48,692
- That's a shitty answer.
- 756
- 00:33:48,694 --> 00:33:50,761
- Maybe you have to be ready.
- 757
- 00:33:50,763 --> 00:33:53,563
- [sighs] They can't just
- walk right into your life
- 758
- 00:33:53,565 --> 00:33:55,165
- and command you
- to pay attention?
- 759
- 00:33:55,167 --> 00:33:56,466
- Maybe they already have,
- maybe they already did,
- 760
- 00:33:56,468 --> 00:33:59,269
- like, a thousand times,
- but like Scully,
- 761
- 00:33:59,271 --> 00:34:01,371
- see, I was listening,
- 762
- 00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:03,340
- you weren't ready
- to see them yet.
- 763
- 00:34:05,611 --> 00:34:07,177
- Oh, this is actually
- really weird.
- 764
- 00:34:07,179 --> 00:34:11,381
- Izzy, do you wanna
- come with me to this?
- 765
- 00:34:16,822 --> 00:34:18,388
- - You're not serious.
- - Izzy.
- 766
- 00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:20,090
- You have to leave the
- house at some point.
- 767
- 00:34:20,092 --> 00:34:21,658
- If you spend one more second
- 768
- 00:34:21,660 --> 00:34:24,528
- moping over those pussy-ass
- bitches, Ross and Aaron,
- 769
- 00:34:24,530 --> 00:34:27,664
- I'm gonna hit you over the
- head with a cast-iron skillet.
- 770
- 00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:31,635
- I'm going to Fox Mulder's
- poetry party book launch?
- 771
- 00:34:31,637 --> 00:34:34,071
- This is incredible timing,
- this is such good news.
- 772
- 00:34:34,073 --> 00:34:36,673
- So many important
- questions, namely,
- 773
- 00:34:36,675 --> 00:34:38,542
- I've been wanting to ask
- him about that kid,
- 774
- 00:34:38,544 --> 00:34:40,744
- Gibson Frayes, who
- just disappears
- 775
- 00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:43,814
- at the end of season five,
- with no explanation.
- 776
- 00:34:43,816 --> 00:34:46,450
- And it's like, what
- happens to him?
- 777
- 00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:52,489
- So is that a yes?
- 778
- 00:34:52,491 --> 00:34:54,758
- - [Izzy] Yes!
- - That was a yes.
- 779
- 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,493
- - [door slams]
- - Hm.
- 780
- 00:34:56,495 --> 00:34:58,562
- [Sabrina] She's looking
- for David Duchovny.
- 781
- 00:34:58,564 --> 00:35:00,297
- [Izzy] Oh, thanks.
- 782
- 00:35:00,299 --> 00:35:03,200
- Oh, so my agent, uh, Joey,
- he's gonna be here today.
- 783
- 00:35:03,202 --> 00:35:04,701
- And I know we talked
- about this in New York,
- 784
- 00:35:04,703 --> 00:35:06,436
- but he said that he'd send
- you on a few auditions.
- 785
- 00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:09,406
- Just go talk to her,
- okay, you'll be fine.
- 786
- 00:35:09,408 --> 00:35:10,440
- - See how you do.
- - Oh, okay.
- 787
- 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:11,541
- - Yeah.
- - Cool, cool.
- 788
- 00:35:11,543 --> 00:35:13,543
- - So when he gets here...
- - Yeah?
- 789
- 00:35:13,545 --> 00:35:14,845
- - Chat him up.
- - Right.
- 790
- 00:35:14,847 --> 00:35:16,847
- - Right?
- - Okay.
- 791
- 00:35:16,849 --> 00:35:20,150
- Um, yeah, chat 'em, whoa,
- totally chatting that up.
- 792
- 00:35:20,152 --> 00:35:21,718
- - On two...
- - [Sabrina] Izzy, don't.
- 793
- 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:23,487
- - It'll get grease on my dress.
- - That's not even like a...
- 794
- 00:35:23,489 --> 00:35:25,555
- - Oh, my God, oh...
- - Whoa, are you okay?
- 795
- 00:35:25,557 --> 00:35:26,756
- - Whoa!
- - I'm sorry.
- 796
- 00:35:26,758 --> 00:35:28,525
- - Wait, that was kinda...
- - That was hard.
- 797
- 00:35:28,527 --> 00:35:30,293
- You, you're the drum...
- 798
- 00:35:30,295 --> 00:35:31,862
- - I'm the... No.
- - Oh, my God!
- 799
- 00:35:31,864 --> 00:35:34,464
- - You're Aaron Ezra's girlfriend!
- - You're Aaron's drummer!
- 800
- 00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:35,799
- - No.
- - No. Oh, no, no.
- 801
- 00:35:35,801 --> 00:35:37,167
- We don't date anymore, we...
- 802
- 00:35:37,169 --> 00:35:38,401
- - I'm solo.
- - We broke up, yeah.
- 803
- 00:35:38,403 --> 00:35:39,769
- - This is my band now, this.
- - Okay.
- 804
- 00:35:39,771 --> 00:35:41,471
- - You wanna...
- - I'll go... You wanna go first?
- 805
- 00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:43,140
- - I'll go first. Okay.
- - You go first.
- 806
- 00:35:43,142 --> 00:35:45,809
- - I'm Izzy Klein, I'm sorry.
- - I'm Logan Holts.
- 807
- 00:35:45,811 --> 00:35:48,245
- - Nice-nice to meet you.
- - Nice to officially meet you.
- 808
- 00:35:48,247 --> 00:35:49,279
- - Officially meet you.
- - Yeah.
- 809
- 00:35:49,281 --> 00:35:50,380
- It looks like you
- 810
- 00:35:50,382 --> 00:35:51,615
- folded on that one.
- 811
- 00:35:51,617 --> 00:35:54,551
- - Folded?
- - The slang, folded?
- 812
- 00:35:54,553 --> 00:35:56,620
- Yeah, I mean, I can, I
- can, um, make it up to you
- 813
- 00:35:56,622 --> 00:35:58,488
- later on, if you're down
- for, like, the In-N-Out?
- 814
- 00:35:58,490 --> 00:36:00,390
- - I love In-N-Out.
- - One, two, three, burger?
- 815
- 00:36:00,392 --> 00:36:02,225
- - One, two, three, burger!
- - Burger!
- 816
- 00:36:02,227 --> 00:36:03,460
- - Yeah.
- - So I'mma see you in a minute.
- 817
- 00:36:03,462 --> 00:36:05,629
- - Okay.
- - All right.
- 818
- 00:36:05,631 --> 00:36:07,764
- Was I supposed to pound?
- 819
- 00:36:08,734 --> 00:36:10,901
- But I clapped...
- 820
- 00:36:10,903 --> 00:36:13,737
- I mean, she used to
- date my friend, Aaron.
- 821
- 00:36:13,739 --> 00:36:15,272
- She was dating my
- friend, Aaron, I mean,
- 822
- 00:36:15,274 --> 00:36:16,573
- we played in a band
- together, you know,
- 823
- 00:36:16,575 --> 00:36:18,341
- of course, now I
- got my own band.
- 824
- 00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:19,910
- Gravy, you know?
- 825
- 00:36:19,912 --> 00:36:21,811
- She was beautiful, I
- mean, I never looked...
- 826
- 00:36:21,813 --> 00:36:24,314
- I looked at her, you know,
- she was my friend's,
- 827
- 00:36:24,316 --> 00:36:25,749
- friend's, uh, girl, so...
- 828
- 00:36:25,751 --> 00:36:26,750
- So you guys are the producers
- 829
- 00:36:26,752 --> 00:36:28,218
- of all nine seasons
- 830
- 00:36:28,220 --> 00:36:29,286
- of The X-Files?
- 831
- 00:36:29,288 --> 00:36:31,288
- So my sister is gonna freak out.
- 832
- 00:36:31,290 --> 00:36:32,389
- - Yeah.
- - She's obsessed.
- 833
- 00:36:32,391 --> 00:36:34,224
- Excuse me, I'm so sorry.
- 834
- 00:36:34,226 --> 00:36:35,859
- I'm leaving with the drummer.
- 835
- 00:36:35,861 --> 00:36:38,261
- - Oh, that a girl. Yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 836
- 00:36:38,263 --> 00:36:40,263
- You don't wanna meet Fox Mulder?
- 837
- 00:36:40,265 --> 00:36:42,566
- No, no, I do wanna
- meet Fox Mulder,
- 838
- 00:36:42,568 --> 00:36:44,634
- but, uh, you know, he's
- at the point right now
- 839
- 00:36:44,636 --> 00:36:46,436
- of being unfashionably late.
- 840
- 00:36:46,438 --> 00:36:49,206
- Listen, Izzy, don't
- get into a car
- 841
- 00:36:49,208 --> 00:36:51,308
- with a stranger, that's
- rule number-one of life.
- 842
- 00:36:51,310 --> 00:36:52,509
- No, no, no, no, no, I know him.
- 843
- 00:36:52,511 --> 00:36:53,977
- He wants to buy me
- a cheeseburger.
- 844
- 00:36:53,979 --> 00:36:55,545
- - Oh, then it's fine.
- - Mm...
- 845
- 00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:57,614
- CTFO.
- 846
- 00:36:57,616 --> 00:36:59,683
- The chill, the chill... Does
- that mean "Chill The Fuck Out?"
- 847
- 00:36:59,685 --> 00:37:01,751
- Yeah, which makes me wonder,
- is she on mushrooms?
- 848
- 00:37:01,753 --> 00:37:03,253
- - Oh, TBH, honey...
- - Oh, my God.
- 849
- 00:37:03,255 --> 00:37:04,554
- We're doing way too
- much acronym-ing.
- 850
- 00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:06,556
- - Not enough mushrooms.
- - Mm...
- 851
- 00:37:08,460 --> 00:37:11,328
- So, um, what's the deal
- with you and Aaron lately?
- 852
- 00:37:11,330 --> 00:37:12,629
- Uh, I don't know, we left things
- 853
- 00:37:12,631 --> 00:37:16,700
- on a very janky note.
- 854
- 00:37:19,605 --> 00:37:21,304
- You're beautiful.
- 855
- 00:37:21,306 --> 00:37:22,939
- No, uh-uh.
- 856
- 00:37:22,941 --> 00:37:26,276
- Yeah, you are. You
- don't believe me?
- 857
- 00:37:26,278 --> 00:37:28,011
- I mean, I don't
- know you, really.
- 858
- 00:37:28,013 --> 00:37:29,646
- I know you.
- 859
- 00:37:30,716 --> 00:37:33,550
- - How?
- - Band's rehearsals.
- 860
- 00:37:33,552 --> 00:37:35,485
- Uh, how could, how could
- you have noticed me?
- 861
- 00:37:35,487 --> 00:37:37,420
- I just, like, sat in the corner
- 862
- 00:37:37,422 --> 00:37:39,389
- and did dumb school stuff.
- 863
- 00:37:39,391 --> 00:37:41,725
- Yeah, I noticed you,
- 864
- 00:37:41,727 --> 00:37:44,928
- but you didn't
- notice me noticing.
- 865
- 00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:00,343
- Wow.
- 866
- 00:38:02,281 --> 00:38:05,515
- Yeah, that confirms it.
- 867
- 00:38:05,517 --> 00:38:07,484
- - Fine.
- - [laughs]
- 868
- 00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:09,919
- Game!
- 869
- 00:38:11,423 --> 00:38:12,656
- [Izzy] There's a game?
- [Logan] No.
- 870
- 00:38:12,658 --> 00:38:13,890
- [Logan] We should go. [Izzy] Oh.
- 871
- 00:38:13,892 --> 00:38:15,932
- [Logan] That was my
- way of inviting you.
- 872
- 00:38:17,663 --> 00:38:20,330
- Mm, we should have sex, we
- should definitely have sex.
- 873
- 00:38:20,332 --> 00:38:21,431
- - Let's have sex.
- - Yeah, let's have sex.
- 874
- 00:38:21,433 --> 00:38:22,966
- Yeah, sex, okay.
- Do you have a...
- 875
- 00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:24,734
- Um, do you have a...
- 876
- 00:38:24,736 --> 00:38:27,003
- - A condom. Yeah, of course.
- - Yeah.
- 877
- 00:38:27,005 --> 00:38:29,673
- Oh, Izzy, there we go.
- 878
- 00:38:29,675 --> 00:38:32,842
- - Which color should we...
- - Don't care, any color, any.
- 879
- 00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:34,477
- - Okay, I'm gonna go blue...
- - Put it on.
- 880
- 00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:36,313
- I'mma go blue. Just
- fuck it, just...
- 881
- 00:38:36,315 --> 00:38:37,847
- Here, you put it on.
- You wanna put it on?
- 882
- 00:38:37,849 --> 00:38:40,617
- - Okay.
- - It's hot as shit, okay.
- 883
- 00:38:40,619 --> 00:38:42,652
- Uh, yeah, right there, oh.
- 884
- 00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:43,920
- Okay, okay.
- 885
- 00:38:43,922 --> 00:38:47,424
- - Oh, oh. Oh, my.
- - Oh. Okay.
- 886
- 00:38:47,426 --> 00:38:48,825
- Okay.
- 887
- 00:38:50,896 --> 00:38:52,562
- Mm, do you have any, like, lube?
- 888
- 00:38:52,564 --> 00:38:53,863
- It's just, like, so
- rubbery down there.
- 889
- 00:38:53,865 --> 00:38:54,931
- - Wait, wait, wait.
- - Do you have lube?
- 890
- 00:38:54,933 --> 00:38:56,399
- - You need lube?
- - Yeah, lube.
- 891
- 00:38:56,401 --> 00:38:57,734
- [Izzy] There's a thing...
- [Logan] Yeah.
- 892
- 00:38:57,736 --> 00:38:59,035
- [Logan] Is it too big, is it?
- [Izzy] No.
- 893
- 00:38:59,037 --> 00:39:01,705
- It's great, it's
- great, it's good.
- 894
- 00:39:01,707 --> 00:39:02,939
- Okay. Ah.
- 895
- 00:39:02,941 --> 00:39:05,475
- - Ah. Okay. Okay.
- - Ah.
- 896
- 00:39:05,477 --> 00:39:06,543
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, there you are.
- 897
- 00:39:06,545 --> 00:39:07,577
- All right, all right, all right.
- 898
- 00:39:07,579 --> 00:39:08,978
- Yeah.
- 899
- 00:39:11,516 --> 00:39:14,584
- Okay, okay, do you think,
- can I, can I get on top?
- 900
- 00:39:14,586 --> 00:39:15,652
- - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- - On top?
- 901
- 00:39:15,654 --> 00:39:16,953
- - Yeah? Okay?
- - Just...
- 902
- 00:39:16,955 --> 00:39:18,455
- Okay, we should probably
- get on the floor.
- 903
- 00:39:18,457 --> 00:39:20,390
- - Okay, the floor?
- - On the floor.
- 904
- 00:39:20,392 --> 00:39:22,759
- Stay in, stay in,
- stay in, stay in.
- 905
- 00:39:22,761 --> 00:39:26,062
- Oh, that's, yeah. Whoa, that...
- Oh, my God.
- 906
- 00:39:26,064 --> 00:39:28,565
- - There's some sweat everywhere.
- - What, sweat?
- 907
- 00:39:28,567 --> 00:39:30,367
- Oh, no, sweat is what's so good.
- 908
- 00:39:30,369 --> 00:39:32,869
- Okay. Ah, oh, my God, but
- okay, can I get on top?
- 909
- 00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:35,004
- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- get on top, please.
- 910
- 00:39:35,006 --> 00:39:37,674
- - Did you need me to take it?
- - Yeah, no, no, I got it.
- 911
- 00:39:37,676 --> 00:39:39,008
- - You might be...
- - Yeah, yeah, all right.
- 912
- 00:39:39,010 --> 00:39:41,745
- Wait, okay, is it...
- Is it too big?
- 913
- 00:39:41,747 --> 00:39:43,780
- No, no, it's big, I mean, it's big.
- Yeah.
- 914
- 00:39:43,782 --> 00:39:45,115
- - How big is it?
- - It's super big.
- 915
- 00:39:45,117 --> 00:39:46,750
- - It's too big?
- - Yeah, yeah, really big.
- 916
- 00:39:46,752 --> 00:39:49,152
- What, what the, what's on me?
- 917
- 00:39:49,154 --> 00:39:51,988
- Wait, is it, what... I
- should, we should come.
- 918
- 00:39:51,990 --> 00:39:53,390
- Yeah, no, no, you go, you go.
- 919
- 00:39:53,392 --> 00:39:55,525
- - Oh!
- - Oh!
- 920
- 00:39:55,527 --> 00:39:56,793
- Yeah.
- 921
- 00:39:56,795 --> 00:39:58,895
- Gravy, whoo!
- 922
- 00:40:00,665 --> 00:40:02,899
- Whoo. Ooh.
- 923
- 00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:04,100
- - It's hot.
- - [Izzy panting]
- 924
- 00:40:04,102 --> 00:40:06,936
- That's the best sex I ever had.
- 925
- 00:40:07,806 --> 00:40:09,906
- [Logan panting]
- 926
- 00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:11,841
- - [Izzy] Okay.
- - Oh, kiss me.
- 927
- 00:40:11,843 --> 00:40:13,843
- - Kiss me, kiss me. Mwah.
- - Yeah. Yeah.
- 928
- 00:40:16,782 --> 00:40:17,981
- - Are you guys up?
- - [gasps]
- 929
- 00:40:17,983 --> 00:40:19,549
- [Izzy] I need some advice.
- 930
- 00:40:19,551 --> 00:40:21,518
- My day honestly cannot continue.
- 931
- 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,553
- - Until it's talked through.
- - It's 6:30 a.m., Izzy.
- 932
- 00:40:23,555 --> 00:40:25,188
- Traffic, it's dead, then alive
- 933
- 00:40:25,190 --> 00:40:27,023
- between the hours of 5:00
- and 10:00, but, you know,
- 934
- 00:40:27,025 --> 00:40:29,492
- it's just how the
- cookie crumbled, so.
- 935
- 00:40:29,494 --> 00:40:31,060
- - How many cups?
- - Four.
- 936
- 00:40:31,062 --> 00:40:34,697
- And if my math's correct,
- that'd make it 24 sugars.
- 937
- 00:40:34,699 --> 00:40:37,600
- I had sex with the drummer.
- His name's Logan.
- 938
- 00:40:37,602 --> 00:40:39,202
- - We know.
- - What do you mean, you know?
- 939
- 00:40:39,204 --> 00:40:40,970
- I smell like sex, don't I?
- 940
- 00:40:40,972 --> 00:40:42,672
- No, it's the same dress
- from last night.
- 941
- 00:40:42,674 --> 00:40:44,574
- - Oh, okay.
- - [Sebastian sighs]
- 942
- 00:40:44,576 --> 00:40:46,709
- So, uh, I have some
- technical issues
- 943
- 00:40:46,711 --> 00:40:48,178
- that I need to discuss.
- Can I go?
- 944
- 00:40:48,180 --> 00:40:49,579
- - You can go.
- - You can go.
- 945
- 00:40:49,581 --> 00:40:50,880
- We were using lube,
- 946
- 00:40:50,882 --> 00:40:52,916
- and, uh, it exploded.
- 947
- 00:40:52,918 --> 00:40:55,485
- And then we got on the floor
- and then I got on top
- 948
- 00:40:55,487 --> 00:40:57,687
- and then he kept
- asking me to tell him,
- 949
- 00:40:57,689 --> 00:41:01,991
- uh, how big his peen is.
- And that was awkward.
- 950
- 00:41:01,993 --> 00:41:04,961
- Oh, that's everything to a guy.
- You just gotta lie.
- 951
- 00:41:04,963 --> 00:41:06,729
- - Yeah, I agree.
- - [Izzy] Yeah, okay.
- 952
- 00:41:06,731 --> 00:41:08,698
- [Izzy] Uh, a-and also,
- he sweats a lot,
- 953
- 00:41:08,700 --> 00:41:10,467
- like, it was dripping
- off his nose
- 954
- 00:41:10,469 --> 00:41:12,068
- onto my forehead,
- like, right there.
- 955
- 00:41:12,070 --> 00:41:14,070
- - I think you have to go.
- - No, be quiet.
- 956
- 00:41:14,072 --> 00:41:15,104
- - [sighs]
- - I need you to, Izzy...
- 957
- 00:41:15,106 --> 00:41:16,606
- So this guy, are you gonna
- 958
- 00:41:16,608 --> 00:41:17,640
- see him again or no?
- 959
- 00:41:17,642 --> 00:41:18,908
- Okay, well, that's the thing.
- 960
- 00:41:18,910 --> 00:41:20,243
- I mean, I decided
- I should try out
- 961
- 00:41:20,245 --> 00:41:21,978
- this having-fun-
- in-your-20s thing.
- 962
- 00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:25,048
- And... you know, I really
- wanna give it a go
- 963
- 00:41:25,050 --> 00:41:26,516
- and [stammers] he's awesome.
- 964
- 00:41:26,518 --> 00:41:27,750
- Well, if you can deal
- with the sweating,
- 965
- 00:41:27,752 --> 00:41:30,153
- I say, you know, give
- it another shot.
- 966
- 00:41:30,155 --> 00:41:32,589
- You never have mind-blowing sex
- in your first time, anyway.
- 967
- 00:41:32,591 --> 00:41:33,823
- Well, not according
- to him, he said
- 968
- 00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:35,892
- it was the best sex
- he'd ever had.
- 969
- 00:41:37,028 --> 00:41:38,795
- - Poor bastard.
- - Yeah.
- 970
- 00:41:38,797 --> 00:41:40,797
- - Wait, okay, I'm mad at you.
- - [Izzy] What did I do?
- 971
- 00:41:40,799 --> 00:41:42,532
- You completely dropped
- the ball last night.
- 972
- 00:41:42,534 --> 00:41:44,567
- I mean, Joey was doing
- you a huge favor,
- 973
- 00:41:44,569 --> 00:41:48,638
- and you literally left
- before he even got there.
- 974
- 00:41:49,574 --> 00:41:52,008
- Do I, like, call him or?
- 975
- 00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:54,143
- Mm, I'm thinking more
- like a carrier pigeon,
- 976
- 00:41:54,145 --> 00:41:56,045
- like, a message in a
- bottle, telegraph.
- 977
- 00:41:56,047 --> 00:41:58,281
- Yeah, Izzy, you should call him.
- 978
- 00:41:59,251 --> 00:42:01,518
- Not at 6:30 in the morning.
- 979
- 00:42:02,521 --> 00:42:04,654
- Right.
- 980
- 00:42:04,656 --> 00:42:07,056
- - [woman] Izzy Klein.
- - [indistinct chatter]
- 981
- 00:42:07,058 --> 00:42:09,726
- Mm, no, the producers
- thought she was lovely.
- 982
- 00:42:09,728 --> 00:42:12,195
- She just wasn't black enough.
- Okay.
- 983
- 00:42:13,665 --> 00:42:16,900
- - [woman] Uh, Izzy Klein.
- - Hi, how are you?
- 984
- 00:42:16,902 --> 00:42:19,068
- - You okay with nudity?
- - Uh...
- 985
- 00:42:19,070 --> 00:42:20,870
- Side boob, half
- nip, you're fine.
- 986
- 00:42:20,872 --> 00:42:23,673
- - Yeah, yeah.
- - Did ya prepare all four scenes?
- 987
- 00:42:23,675 --> 00:42:25,808
- - Yeah.
- - We're gonna do the first one.
- 988
- 00:42:25,810 --> 00:42:28,945
- The-the one where she's being
- killed by the King Zombieber?
- 989
- 00:42:28,947 --> 00:42:31,714
- - That's what I said.
- - Oh, yeah.
- 990
- 00:42:31,716 --> 00:42:32,949
- And...
- 991
- 00:42:35,654 --> 00:42:38,688
- No, no, no, no, no, no,
- don't come any closer!
- 992
- 00:42:38,690 --> 00:42:42,292
- You stop right there,
- Bieber, back it up, back!
- 993
- 00:42:42,294 --> 00:42:44,961
- [Izzy] I, I got a knife, Bieber.
- 994
- 00:42:44,963 --> 00:42:48,665
- Oh, my leg! Oh, God, no!
- 995
- 00:42:48,667 --> 00:42:51,100
- [Logan] I mean, she was
- beautiful, awkward.
- 996
- 00:42:51,102 --> 00:42:53,670
- I mean, we both were
- artists kind of, like,
- 997
- 00:42:53,672 --> 00:42:58,141
- you know, it's like I'm
- a musician, she acts.
- 998
- 00:42:58,143 --> 00:43:01,277
- I don't know, it was just,
- we kind of had a connection,
- 999
- 00:43:01,279 --> 00:43:03,046
- you know?
- 1000
- 00:43:03,048 --> 00:43:04,681
- She loved my sweat.
- 1001
- 00:43:04,683 --> 00:43:07,083
- [instrumental music]
- 1002
- 00:43:08,820 --> 00:43:11,854
- August, gross. When
- did that happen?
- 1003
- 00:43:13,258 --> 00:43:15,692
- MandMs?
- 1004
- 00:43:15,694 --> 00:43:17,894
- You must really like me.
- 1005
- 00:43:17,896 --> 00:43:20,763
- You know it, and I
- just got a tour.
- 1006
- 00:43:23,034 --> 00:43:25,068
- - What? Whoa.
- - Yes.
- 1007
- 00:43:25,070 --> 00:43:27,303
- Oh, my God! Are you
- so, um, excited?
- 1008
- 00:43:27,305 --> 00:43:28,972
- Yeah, definitely,
- really excited.
- 1009
- 00:43:28,974 --> 00:43:31,708
- Yeah, that's, um,
- how long is it?
- 1010
- 00:43:31,710 --> 00:43:33,309
- Three-and-a-half months.
- 1011
- 00:43:34,746 --> 00:43:37,246
- I mean, I leave August,
- what, August 30th.
- 1012
- 00:43:38,383 --> 00:43:40,249
- Wow, that's, um...
- 1013
- 00:43:51,229 --> 00:43:53,262
- - [Sven] Good morning, Iz!
- - She's not back yet.
- 1014
- 00:43:53,264 --> 00:43:56,099
- - She is still on a press tour!
- - Right here. Right here.
- 1015
- 00:43:56,101 --> 00:43:59,035
- Oh, shit! I could have got
- Charlize and that baby today.
- 1016
- 00:43:59,037 --> 00:44:00,970
- [man] That little
- Jackson's very present
- 1017
- 00:44:00,972 --> 00:44:02,905
- in front of the camera.
- Thanks for letting us know.
- 1018
- 00:44:02,907 --> 00:44:04,374
- I wasn't telling you
- that to be nice.
- 1019
- 00:44:04,376 --> 00:44:07,377
- I just want you all to get
- off the fucking lawn!
- 1020
- 00:44:07,379 --> 00:44:09,412
- - Bad day, eh?
- - Yeah, yes.
- 1021
- 00:44:09,414 --> 00:44:11,681
- - Do you wanna talk about it?
- - Yeah.
- 1022
- 00:44:13,118 --> 00:44:14,651
- I don't know you people.
- 1023
- 00:44:14,653 --> 00:44:17,020
- [Sven] Uh, I'm Sven.
- [Marg] Marg.
- 1024
- 00:44:17,022 --> 00:44:20,256
- - Sketch.
- - What's wrong, honey?
- 1025
- 00:44:20,258 --> 00:44:21,858
- I don't know, I just...
- 1026
- 00:44:23,294 --> 00:44:26,963
- I feel like I've been making
- all the wrong choices.
- 1027
- 00:44:26,965 --> 00:44:29,666
- I've been circling
- all the shit answers
- 1028
- 00:44:29,668 --> 00:44:31,200
- and I also just
- really like this guy.
- 1029
- 00:44:31,202 --> 00:44:33,069
- And he's leaving
- for three months.
- 1030
- 00:44:33,071 --> 00:44:36,806
- And I'm feeling so hangry.
- 1031
- 00:44:36,808 --> 00:44:37,974
- [Marg] Oh, wait, wait,
- wait, you know,
- 1032
- 00:44:37,976 --> 00:44:39,442
- we got an extra
- Coffee Bean here.
- 1033
- 00:44:39,444 --> 00:44:40,943
- Hon, would that make
- you feel better?
- 1034
- 00:44:40,945 --> 00:44:42,712
- That's not extra, that's mine.
- 1035
- 00:44:42,714 --> 00:44:44,080
- Well, it's fine, give her the...
- 1036
- 00:44:44,082 --> 00:44:45,948
- It's, it's, it's hazelnut.
- 1037
- 00:44:45,950 --> 00:44:47,950
- No, no, it's a pure
- chocolate blended.
- 1038
- 00:44:47,952 --> 00:44:50,086
- - Oh.
- - [stammers] It's yours.
- 1039
- 00:44:50,088 --> 00:44:52,155
- Really? That's my favorite.
- 1040
- 00:44:59,764 --> 00:45:01,064
- Wow.
- 1041
- 00:45:01,066 --> 00:45:02,098
- I don't know, I-I just...
- 1042
- 00:45:02,100 --> 00:45:04,100
- I'm just thinking, like, maybe,
- 1043
- 00:45:04,102 --> 00:45:06,402
- when I get back, I'm
- gonna take you on a trip
- 1044
- 00:45:06,404 --> 00:45:09,238
- to Cabo, Ohi.
- 1045
- 00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:11,307
- Van Nuys. That's right
- within my budget.
- 1046
- 00:45:11,309 --> 00:45:13,176
- - That's. [laughs]
- - Logan.
- 1047
- 00:45:13,178 --> 00:45:14,444
- - Logan!
- - What?
- 1048
- 00:45:14,446 --> 00:45:15,945
- When are you gonna
- play some music?
- 1049
- 00:45:15,947 --> 00:45:17,280
- Oh, just in a minute,
- in a minute.
- 1050
- 00:45:17,282 --> 00:45:19,315
- - Got it.
- - All right.
- 1051
- 00:45:19,317 --> 00:45:21,851
- Hey, um, really quick.
- 1052
- 00:45:21,853 --> 00:45:24,487
- I know that we haven't talked
- 1053
- 00:45:24,489 --> 00:45:28,925
- about being, like,
- exclusive or anything.
- 1054
- 00:45:28,927 --> 00:45:31,294
- I just want you to know
- that, like, if you...
- 1055
- 00:45:31,296 --> 00:45:33,863
- sleep with someone, if you
- spend the night with someone
- 1056
- 00:45:33,865 --> 00:45:37,133
- while you're on the
- road, totally cool.
- 1057
- 00:45:37,135 --> 00:45:39,135
- - I'm not going to.
- - No, no, no.
- 1058
- 00:45:39,137 --> 00:45:42,171
- I-I want you to know that I'm,
- no, like, stage-five clinger.
- 1059
- 00:45:42,173 --> 00:45:46,142
- I wouldn't freak
- out or anything.
- 1060
- 00:45:46,144 --> 00:45:48,811
- And you want me to be
- faithful or do you want me...
- 1061
- 00:45:48,813 --> 00:45:50,213
- - Huh, wait, what?
- - Go, go, go.
- 1062
- 00:45:50,215 --> 00:45:54,083
- - All right. All right.
- - It's fine, it's fine.
- 1063
- 00:45:54,085 --> 00:45:55,451
- [man] Come on, everybody,
- let's hear it for Logan.
- 1064
- 00:45:55,453 --> 00:45:57,954
- [indistinct chatter]
- 1065
- 00:45:57,956 --> 00:46:01,023
- [instrumental music]
- 1066
- 00:46:23,214 --> 00:46:25,481
- "I mean, I know she's
- still in love with you,
- 1067
- 00:46:25,483 --> 00:46:28,117
- "even if you're not
- still in love with her.
- 1068
- 00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:30,186
- I mean, she's my best friend."
- 1069
- 00:46:30,188 --> 00:46:34,524
- Honey, I love that you're
- so obviously method.
- 1070
- 00:46:34,526 --> 00:46:36,192
- - Sorry?
- - [man] You know the greasy hair.
- 1071
- 00:46:36,194 --> 00:46:38,227
- The bags under your eyes,
- the next-day clothes.
- 1072
- 00:46:38,229 --> 00:46:39,996
- - Oh, thank, thank you.
- - You're welcome.
- 1073
- 00:46:39,998 --> 00:46:42,498
- The thing is, the scene
- needs more punch!
- 1074
- 00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:43,933
- Punch?
- 1075
- 00:46:43,935 --> 00:46:46,002
- You're supposed to
- be dry humping him.
- 1076
- 00:46:46,004 --> 00:46:48,504
- Do me a favor, next
- time you do the scene,
- 1077
- 00:46:48,506 --> 00:46:51,040
- uh, pretend Chad is the chair.
- 1078
- 00:46:51,042 --> 00:46:53,476
- I need to see more physicality
- 1079
- 00:46:53,478 --> 00:46:55,077
- on the tape.
- 1080
- 00:46:55,079 --> 00:46:56,445
- - You ready?
- - Okay.
- 1081
- 00:46:56,447 --> 00:46:58,915
- - And go.
- - Um...
- 1082
- 00:46:58,917 --> 00:47:00,416
- Okay.
- 1083
- 00:47:00,418 --> 00:47:01,984
- - This, right.
- - All right, okay.
- 1084
- 00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:03,019
- - Right, right.
- - This good?
- 1085
- 00:47:03,021 --> 00:47:04,053
- - Uh-huh, go.
- - Okay.
- 1086
- 00:47:04,055 --> 00:47:05,288
- Um, "Chad
- 1087
- 00:47:05,290 --> 00:47:06,889
- "I don't think this
- is a good idea.
- 1088
- 00:47:06,891 --> 00:47:08,891
- You're still dating Sarah..."
- 1089
- 00:47:08,893 --> 00:47:10,426
- Yeah, more, more, I
- don't believe you.
- 1090
- 00:47:10,428 --> 00:47:11,928
- - Well...
- - Give me a scream!
- 1091
- 00:47:11,930 --> 00:47:14,430
- Ah, but she's still
- my best friend!
- 1092
- 00:47:17,435 --> 00:47:19,335
- You know, I think we got
- it, I think we got it.
- 1093
- 00:47:19,337 --> 00:47:21,337
- - Yeah?
- - Yeah.
- 1094
- 00:47:21,339 --> 00:47:24,140
- Thanks so much for coming in.
- 1095
- 00:47:24,142 --> 00:47:28,211
- - Okay.
- - All right, I'll see you.
- 1096
- 00:47:28,213 --> 00:47:30,046
- Say hi to your sister for me.
- 1097
- 00:47:30,048 --> 00:47:32,949
- Oh, hey, Joey, how's
- things in agent land?
- 1098
- 00:47:32,951 --> 00:47:34,417
- [Joey on phone] Not great.
- Listen, we need to talk.
- 1099
- 00:47:34,419 --> 00:47:36,052
- - Oh, really?
- - Yeah.
- 1100
- 00:47:36,054 --> 00:47:39,021
- I just can't get jobs
- for you anymore.
- 1101
- 00:47:39,023 --> 00:47:40,957
- Okay, uh, did I do
- something wrong?
- 1102
- 00:47:40,959 --> 00:47:44,627
- No, no, the casting
- director is not responding.
- 1103
- 00:47:44,629 --> 00:47:46,395
- You didn't ever hear
- anything about Dumb Beavers?
- 1104
- 00:47:46,397 --> 00:47:48,264
- - I mean, that one seemed to go...
- - [Joey] No, not really.
- 1105
- 00:47:48,266 --> 00:47:50,867
- - Okay. No.
- - Listen. No more auditions.
- 1106
- 00:47:50,869 --> 00:47:52,935
- All right, um, uh,
- there's nothing I can...
- 1107
- 00:47:52,937 --> 00:47:54,637
- [Joey] No. Happy
- Friday, though, huh?
- 1108
- 00:47:54,639 --> 00:47:55,872
- - Yeah.
- - Chin up.
- 1109
- 00:47:55,874 --> 00:47:57,240
- Thanks.
- 1110
- 00:47:57,242 --> 00:47:59,408
- [indistinct chatter]
- 1111
- 00:48:04,115 --> 00:48:06,616
- [Sketch] Ah, it's Izzy.
- Hey, hey!
- 1112
- 00:48:06,618 --> 00:48:08,351
- - Hey, Izzy.
- - Iz.
- 1113
- 00:48:08,353 --> 00:48:10,419
- What's the excitement
- today, weirdos?
- 1114
- 00:48:10,421 --> 00:48:12,188
- Well, I guess you haven't heard.
- 1115
- 00:48:12,190 --> 00:48:13,522
- No. Heard what?
- 1116
- 00:48:13,524 --> 00:48:15,958
- Come on, come on,
- Sabrina just broke
- 1117
- 00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:18,928
- the huge best-seller Warner
- Brothers is adapting.
- 1118
- 00:48:18,930 --> 00:48:20,663
- [Sven] She's already a big deal,
- but this'll be her transition
- 1119
- 00:48:20,665 --> 00:48:22,465
- into adulthood as a film star.
- 1120
- 00:48:22,467 --> 00:48:24,500
- Industry's gonna take her
- very seriously in a big way.
- 1121
- 00:48:24,502 --> 00:48:26,002
- I know we don't wanna
- speak too soon,
- 1122
- 00:48:26,004 --> 00:48:27,336
- but the three of us
- think she's gonna get
- 1123
- 00:48:27,338 --> 00:48:29,105
- nominated, huh?
- 1124
- 00:48:30,008 --> 00:48:31,140
- And another thing...
- 1125
- 00:48:31,142 --> 00:48:34,010
- Mooch your hand out of here.
- 1126
- 00:48:34,012 --> 00:48:36,279
- What about the, what about the,
- it's like a succulent garden.
- 1127
- 00:48:36,281 --> 00:48:38,614
- No, I know that
- that's, that's, like,
- 1128
- 00:48:38,616 --> 00:48:41,550
- the responsible,
- drought-resistant thing to do,
- 1129
- 00:48:41,552 --> 00:48:45,421
- but I want tulips. I
- want those big, fat...
- 1130
- 00:48:45,423 --> 00:48:47,123
- Well, like these guys,
- like those ones?
- 1131
- 00:48:47,125 --> 00:48:50,026
- - Juicy, fatty...
- - The domestic grind commences.
- 1132
- 00:48:50,028 --> 00:48:52,428
- Hi, I'd hug you,
- 1133
- 00:48:52,430 --> 00:48:54,697
- but I'm very busy
- 1134
- 00:48:54,699 --> 00:48:56,198
- with this situation. [laughs]
- 1135
- 00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:59,001
- - All of this.
- - How was the tour?
- 1136
- 00:48:59,003 --> 00:49:00,536
- [Sabrina] It was horrible,
- it was just, like,
- 1137
- 00:49:00,538 --> 00:49:02,471
- one giant mall after another
- 1138
- 00:49:02,473 --> 00:49:03,973
- filled with screaming,
- miniature people,
- 1139
- 00:49:03,975 --> 00:49:05,641
- and all they wanted to do
- 1140
- 00:49:05,643 --> 00:49:07,443
- was touch Zac's abs
- 1141
- 00:49:07,445 --> 00:49:09,178
- and tell me I'm a cunt.
- 1142
- 00:49:09,180 --> 00:49:10,646
- Do tweens use the word cunt?
- 1143
- 00:49:10,648 --> 00:49:12,448
- Actually, he kind of made it,
- 1144
- 00:49:12,450 --> 00:49:16,419
- Zac made it... tolerable,
- and even fun sometimes,
- 1145
- 00:49:16,421 --> 00:49:21,057
- 'cause he's, like, such
- a sweet guy, you know?
- 1146
- 00:49:21,059 --> 00:49:22,291
- Hm?
- 1147
- 00:49:22,293 --> 00:49:24,226
- You just got a new
- one, right, Sab?
- 1148
- 00:49:24,228 --> 00:49:26,629
- - Ow, ow, I'm literally dying.
- - Got it.
- 1149
- 00:49:26,631 --> 00:49:29,598
- - Oh, yeah, that's big.
- - Juicy.
- 1150
- 00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:31,367
- Well, congrats.
- 1151
- 00:49:31,369 --> 00:49:35,071
- I'll, uh, give you
- guys some privacy.
- 1152
- 00:49:35,073 --> 00:49:39,008
- Oh, um, I'm not gonna go
- on auditions anymore.
- 1153
- 00:49:39,010 --> 00:49:41,711
- - Why?
- - Just not cut out for it.
- 1154
- 00:49:41,713 --> 00:49:43,746
- You never try, you never know.
- 1155
- 00:49:47,719 --> 00:49:49,385
- Ten points in the
- back end, he's done,
- 1156
- 00:49:49,387 --> 00:49:50,453
- like, two-and-a-half movies.
- 1157
- 00:49:50,455 --> 00:49:52,655
- Iz? Shh.
- 1158
- 00:49:52,657 --> 00:49:54,223
- - Izzy, are you gonna come?
- - [Izzy] No.
- 1159
- 00:49:54,225 --> 00:49:56,125
- [Izzy] I'm re-watching
- season five, episode 15.
- 1160
- 00:49:56,127 --> 00:49:57,560
- - Are you sure?
- - [Izzy] Yeah, I'm sure.
- 1161
- 00:49:57,562 --> 00:49:59,095
- It's the one where Mulder's
- father is involved
- 1162
- 00:49:59,097 --> 00:50:00,596
- in the conspiracy.
- 1163
- 00:50:00,598 --> 00:50:04,000
- It's my sister. I'm
- worried about her.
- 1164
- 00:50:04,002 --> 00:50:06,502
- - Hm...
- - [Izzy] Oh, Scully!
- 1165
- 00:50:06,504 --> 00:50:08,471
- How could you reach under there?
- 1166
- 00:50:08,473 --> 00:50:11,040
- Hm. Up.
- 1167
- 00:50:11,042 --> 00:50:13,075
- [Sabrina laughs]
- 1168
- 00:50:13,077 --> 00:50:16,045
- [Izzy] Sabrina, I really need
- you to reset the Internet.
- 1169
- 00:50:16,047 --> 00:50:19,382
- - Izzy!
- - Like, now.
- 1170
- 00:50:19,384 --> 00:50:22,084
- [Izzy] Scully, Mulder,
- don't you guys realize
- 1171
- 00:50:22,086 --> 00:50:23,419
- you're soulmates by this point?
- 1172
- 00:50:23,421 --> 00:50:25,254
- I mean, a 100% pure-squeezed,
- 1173
- 00:50:25,256 --> 00:50:27,089
- not from concentrate soulmates.
- It's just ridiculous.
- 1174
- 00:50:27,091 --> 00:50:29,258
- Hey, it's December, fuckhead,
- 1175
- 00:50:29,260 --> 00:50:32,028
- and I am absolutely dreading
- this holiday season!
- 1176
- 00:50:32,030 --> 00:50:34,330
- And because you're forcing
- me to go visit mom
- 1177
- 00:50:34,332 --> 00:50:36,432
- and that creature, not
- even excited to hang up
- 1178
- 00:50:36,434 --> 00:50:37,733
- my goose-with-real-
- goose-feathers ornament.
- 1179
- 00:50:37,735 --> 00:50:38,768
- [Izzy] You have better ones.
- 1180
- 00:50:38,770 --> 00:50:39,802
- That boyfriend of yours
- 1181
- 00:50:39,804 --> 00:50:41,337
- is about to come back into town?
- 1182
- 00:50:41,339 --> 00:50:43,205
- - [Izzy] He's not my boyfriend.
- - So what?
- 1183
- 00:50:43,207 --> 00:50:45,474
- You said, "We don't
- have to be exclusive."
- 1184
- 00:50:45,476 --> 00:50:46,709
- - I was scared.
- - Pussy!
- 1185
- 00:50:46,711 --> 00:50:48,277
- You can't blame this all on him!
- 1186
- 00:50:48,279 --> 00:50:49,779
- You've also been too
- scared, apparently,
- 1187
- 00:50:49,781 --> 00:50:51,714
- to get a job or a personality
- 1188
- 00:50:51,716 --> 00:50:55,084
- or a packet of floss for
- the last three months?
- 1189
- 00:50:55,086 --> 00:50:56,652
- [Izzy] Well, you promised
- mom that you'd go to Tahoe.
- 1190
- 00:50:56,654 --> 00:50:58,254
- I'll make you a deal.
- 1191
- 00:51:00,058 --> 00:51:02,425
- I will go to Tahoe
- semi-willingly
- 1192
- 00:51:02,427 --> 00:51:05,094
- if you get the actual
- fuck out of this room
- 1193
- 00:51:05,096 --> 00:51:06,796
- and do something with yourself!
- 1194
- 00:51:06,798 --> 00:51:09,331
- But if I hear Sculder
- talking to Skinny,
- 1195
- 00:51:09,333 --> 00:51:10,666
- talking to Mulder,
- talking to Scully,
- 1196
- 00:51:10,668 --> 00:51:13,302
- talking to Skinny one more time,
- 1197
- 00:51:13,304 --> 00:51:14,637
- deal's off.
- 1198
- 00:51:14,639 --> 00:51:17,673
- [instrumental music]
- 1199
- 00:51:23,581 --> 00:51:25,448
- [Izzy] Somewhere in the
- middle of all this,
- 1200
- 00:51:25,450 --> 00:51:28,851
- I think I realized how
- much I hate being alone
- 1201
- 00:51:28,853 --> 00:51:31,120
- and how much I really
- hate goodbyes.
- 1202
- 00:51:31,122 --> 00:51:34,190
- So it didn't matter how
- sweet Logan's was,
- 1203
- 00:51:34,192 --> 00:51:37,793
- it still left me on
- depression island,
- 1204
- 00:51:37,795 --> 00:51:39,295
- due north of Internet stockage
- 1205
- 00:51:39,297 --> 00:51:41,430
- and slightly west
- of acid reflux,
- 1206
- 00:51:41,432 --> 00:51:43,332
- with the thing
- 1207
- 00:51:43,334 --> 00:51:45,701
- floating somewhere out
- there in the water.
- 1208
- 00:51:45,703 --> 00:51:49,672
- I gotta find it. I
- gotta fix this.
- 1209
- 00:51:49,674 --> 00:51:51,474
- I gotta get my ending.
- 1210
- 00:51:53,711 --> 00:51:56,579
- [upbeat music]
- 1211
- 00:51:56,581 --> 00:51:59,648
- [indistinct chatter]
- 1212
- 00:52:06,357 --> 00:52:08,157
- ♪ Well the sun is shining ♪
- 1213
- 00:52:08,159 --> 00:52:10,793
- ♪ There's an angel
- lying on the floor ♪
- 1214
- 00:52:12,463 --> 00:52:14,230
- ♪ There's a suitcase ♪
- 1215
- 00:52:14,232 --> 00:52:16,565
- Izzy. Hm.
- 1216
- 00:52:16,567 --> 00:52:20,536
- Aaron, is that... a, um...
- 1217
- 00:52:22,507 --> 00:52:24,240
- Navy blue shirt.
- 1218
- 00:52:25,143 --> 00:52:26,475
- [imitates brain exploding]
- 1219
- 00:52:26,477 --> 00:52:28,244
- - Totally.
- - Hm.
- 1220
- 00:52:28,246 --> 00:52:30,546
- - Wow!
- - Yeah.
- 1221
- 00:52:30,548 --> 00:52:34,450
- Um, I'm sorry, what are
- you doing in-in LA?
- 1222
- 00:52:34,452 --> 00:52:36,685
- Oh, I'm just, you know,
- here for the main show.
- 1223
- 00:52:36,687 --> 00:52:37,887
- - Yeah?
- - Yeah. Yeah.
- 1224
- 00:52:37,889 --> 00:52:39,421
- Gonna go to the
- Fender custom shop,
- 1225
- 00:52:39,423 --> 00:52:42,725
- and check out this, um,
- butterscotch Tele relic,
- 1226
- 00:52:42,727 --> 00:52:45,594
- you know, a baseball
- bat neck, jumbo frets,
- 1227
- 00:52:45,596 --> 00:52:48,497
- black pick guard, preferably,
- preferably a black guard.
- 1228
- 00:52:48,499 --> 00:52:50,166
- That's, like,
- hieroglyphics to me,
- 1229
- 00:52:50,168 --> 00:52:52,201
- but very hip and
- cool of you, yeah.
- 1230
- 00:52:52,203 --> 00:52:53,936
- How do you know Logan?
- 1231
- 00:52:53,938 --> 00:52:57,206
- Um, we've been, uh, going out,
- 1232
- 00:52:57,208 --> 00:52:58,574
- yeah, since the beginning
- of summer, actually.
- 1233
- 00:52:58,576 --> 00:53:00,776
- - You and Logan?
- - Yeah, me and Logan.
- 1234
- 00:53:02,446 --> 00:53:05,247
- Funny. [laughs]
- 1235
- 00:53:05,249 --> 00:53:07,283
- - Wow.
- - Yeah, not really.
- 1236
- 00:53:07,285 --> 00:53:10,286
- Um, how is your acting going?
- 1237
- 00:53:10,288 --> 00:53:11,687
- - It's good, it's going so great.
- - Good? Really good?
- 1238
- 00:53:11,689 --> 00:53:12,721
- - Izzy, Izzy.
- - Yeah, it's...
- 1239
- 00:53:12,723 --> 00:53:13,889
- - Hey.
- - Hi.
- 1240
- 00:53:13,891 --> 00:53:15,558
- - Hi.
- - How are you?
- 1241
- 00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:18,827
- - Hi. How are you?
- - I'm good. Yo, um, crazy, um...
- 1242
- 00:53:18,829 --> 00:53:20,329
- - Hey, buddy.
- - Blue shirt?
- 1243
- 00:53:20,331 --> 00:53:21,697
- I know.
- 1244
- 00:53:21,699 --> 00:53:24,633
- The only constant
- is change, man.
- 1245
- 00:53:24,635 --> 00:53:26,602
- - It is what it is.
- - Dope party, though, right?
- 1246
- 00:53:26,604 --> 00:53:28,804
- - Thank you for having me. Yeah.
- - Of course, of course.
- 1247
- 00:53:28,806 --> 00:53:30,773
- You know, you know what, can
- I talk to you for a second?
- 1248
- 00:53:30,775 --> 00:53:33,676
- Yes, please, yeah, yeah,
- yeah, let's, um...
- 1249
- 00:53:33,678 --> 00:53:34,944
- All right.
- 1250
- 00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:38,247
- ♪ When you see his face ♪
- 1251
- 00:53:38,249 --> 00:53:41,283
- ♪ Those eyes will cut
- you to the bone ♪
- 1252
- 00:53:42,887 --> 00:53:45,554
- How creep-tastic is
- it that Aaron's here?
- 1253
- 00:53:45,556 --> 00:53:48,624
- How did he even know you
- were having a party?
- 1254
- 00:53:48,626 --> 00:53:51,727
- Uh, I invited him.
- 1255
- 00:53:51,729 --> 00:53:55,598
- Um, that's a little weird.
- 1256
- 00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:59,602
- Yeah, I wasn't, like,
- thinking about, you know,
- 1257
- 00:53:59,604 --> 00:54:02,705
- I was, about...
- 1258
- 00:54:02,707 --> 00:54:05,708
- - Um, are you okay?
- - I saw my ex.
- 1259
- 00:54:05,710 --> 00:54:08,444
- Um, did something happen?
- 1260
- 00:54:10,281 --> 00:54:12,815
- Did you... You guys
- slept together.
- 1261
- 00:54:12,817 --> 00:54:14,583
- Fuck, how do I say this?
- 1262
- 00:54:14,585 --> 00:54:17,686
- Um, we're, we're back together.
- 1263
- 00:54:18,556 --> 00:54:20,289
- Together together?
- 1264
- 00:54:20,291 --> 00:54:22,891
- Yeah, I mean, what, I...
- 1265
- 00:54:22,893 --> 00:54:24,827
- You said I can do whatever
- I want on the road.
- 1266
- 00:54:24,829 --> 00:54:29,665
- Despite whatever Jedi
- mind garbage I told you
- 1267
- 00:54:29,667 --> 00:54:33,035
- before you left, I actually
- waited for you for three months
- 1268
- 00:54:33,037 --> 00:54:36,672
- because I like you... a lot.
- 1269
- 00:54:39,510 --> 00:54:41,644
- This just sucks.
- 1270
- 00:54:42,546 --> 00:54:44,680
- What? Are you... Izzy!
- 1271
- 00:54:44,682 --> 00:54:47,716
- [rock music]
- 1272
- 00:54:50,454 --> 00:54:53,055
- Oh, Jesus!
- 1273
- 00:54:53,057 --> 00:54:56,458
- - Leaving already?
- - Yeah, I'm super tired.
- 1274
- 00:54:56,460 --> 00:54:58,527
- I just think it's
- really fucked up,
- 1275
- 00:54:58,529 --> 00:55:01,530
- and you know what you did,
- 1276
- 00:55:01,532 --> 00:55:03,699
- and you're a piece
- of shit for it.
- 1277
- 00:55:05,069 --> 00:55:07,770
- What did I do? You wanna
- tell me what I did, huh?
- 1278
- 00:55:07,772 --> 00:55:11,573
- You were a slut and a whore.
- 1279
- 00:55:11,575 --> 00:55:12,908
- And don't even try to lie to me
- 1280
- 00:55:12,910 --> 00:55:14,710
- about the fact that
- you just walked away
- 1281
- 00:55:14,712 --> 00:55:18,814
- from a conversation with me
- to go suck Logan's dick.
- 1282
- 00:55:18,816 --> 00:55:22,017
- And also, when you talk
- about your acting,
- 1283
- 00:55:22,019 --> 00:55:24,887
- it's nauseating,
- and you're a brat.
- 1284
- 00:55:24,889 --> 00:55:28,057
- And you're pretentious,
- and nobody gives a fuck.
- 1285
- 00:55:28,059 --> 00:55:31,794
- Oh, wait, I'm remembering
- something right now.
- 1286
- 00:55:31,796 --> 00:55:35,631
- Oh, my God, it's a crazy thing!
- You're not my boyfriend!
- 1287
- 00:55:35,633 --> 00:55:37,733
- You don't get to say shit
- like that to me anymore.
- 1288
- 00:55:37,735 --> 00:55:41,403
- You left me in New York.
- 1289
- 00:55:41,405 --> 00:55:43,872
- You kissed him in front of me.
- 1290
- 00:55:43,874 --> 00:55:46,642
- What is this, the
- Cabbage Patch Kids?
- 1291
- 00:55:46,644 --> 00:55:48,010
- Yes, I kissed him
- in front of you.
- 1292
- 00:55:48,012 --> 00:55:49,578
- No, I didn't suck
- his dick for, like,
- 1293
- 00:55:49,580 --> 00:55:50,612
- one-and-a-half minutes.
- 1294
- 00:55:50,614 --> 00:55:51,647
- I'm pretty sure you know
- 1295
- 00:55:51,649 --> 00:55:52,948
- that's not how that works.
- 1296
- 00:55:52,950 --> 00:55:54,683
- Also, as far as New
- York's concerned,
- 1297
- 00:55:54,685 --> 00:55:55,918
- I don't know, Aaron,
- I don't know.
- 1298
- 00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:57,453
- Karma must be a real bitch
- 1299
- 00:55:57,455 --> 00:55:58,787
- because Logan just
- dumped me for his ex
- 1300
- 00:55:58,789 --> 00:56:00,589
- and Sabrina's agent
- stopped sending me
- 1301
- 00:56:00,591 --> 00:56:02,091
- on auditions months ago
- 1302
- 00:56:02,093 --> 00:56:03,759
- because I was making
- him look bad.
- 1303
- 00:56:03,761 --> 00:56:06,428
- So I'd definitely say
- that I'm not pretentious,
- 1304
- 00:56:06,430 --> 00:56:09,832
- and you're right, no
- one gives a fuck!
- 1305
- 00:56:11,135 --> 00:56:14,103
- You gotta stop feeling
- bad for yourself.
- 1306
- 00:56:14,105 --> 00:56:17,473
- What? No, I get to
- feel sorry for myself.
- 1307
- 00:56:17,475 --> 00:56:19,541
- That's something I can do
- because I have an ex-boyfriend
- 1308
- 00:56:19,543 --> 00:56:21,810
- who thinks it's acceptable
- to call me a whore!
- 1309
- 00:56:21,812 --> 00:56:23,679
- What's wrong with you?
- 1310
- 00:56:25,716 --> 00:56:28,484
- We were always a disaster
- 1311
- 00:56:28,486 --> 00:56:31,687
- and we should not
- get back together.
- 1312
- 00:56:34,925 --> 00:56:37,559
- This is an attempt to
- try and get me back?
- 1313
- 00:56:41,465 --> 00:56:43,799
- I thought maybe that
- we could have sex,
- 1314
- 00:56:43,801 --> 00:56:47,870
- but, but, no, uh, it's not.
- 1315
- 00:56:47,872 --> 00:56:49,705
- We should not talk anymore.
- 1316
- 00:56:49,707 --> 00:56:51,740
- We don't ever talk, but okay.
- 1317
- 00:56:51,742 --> 00:56:54,843
- Well, I don't wanna
- see you again.
- 1318
- 00:56:54,845 --> 00:56:57,446
- I don't wanna see you, either.
- 1319
- 00:56:59,583 --> 00:57:02,651
- And I'm sorry about...
- 1320
- 00:57:02,653 --> 00:57:04,019
- that just now.
- 1321
- 00:57:04,021 --> 00:57:06,455
- That's not really a
- good-enough apology.
- 1322
- 00:57:06,457 --> 00:57:07,990
- - Well, I'm sorry!
- - You know what?
- 1323
- 00:57:07,992 --> 00:57:09,525
- I'm not the crazy one!
- 1324
- 00:57:09,527 --> 00:57:12,027
- You're the fucking
- crazy one, Aaron.
- 1325
- 00:57:15,566 --> 00:57:17,533
- [Sebastian] Sabrina, this is
- part of the deal you made
- 1326
- 00:57:17,535 --> 00:57:19,735
- with your sister. You can handle it.
- Hold these, please.
- 1327
- 00:57:19,737 --> 00:57:22,037
- [packages clattering]
- 1328
- 00:57:22,039 --> 00:57:25,574
- Do you ever consider...
- 1329
- 00:57:25,576 --> 00:57:28,977
- that you might actually
- like your mother's partner?
- 1330
- 00:57:28,979 --> 00:57:31,480
- No.
- 1331
- 00:57:31,482 --> 00:57:34,016
- Okay, please buckle
- your seatbelt, okay?
- 1332
- 00:57:35,186 --> 00:57:37,486
- Buckle your seatbelt, okay?
- 1333
- 00:57:37,488 --> 00:57:40,088
- Buckle your seatbelt.
- Stop it, please stop it.
- 1334
- 00:57:40,090 --> 00:57:43,692
- Buckle your seatbelt, buck...
- Goddammit, just...
- 1335
- 00:57:45,529 --> 00:57:46,795
- - Ow!
- - Oh, oh, ow.
- 1336
- 00:57:46,797 --> 00:57:48,230
- - I'm sorry, did I get you?
- - Ow.
- 1337
- 00:57:48,232 --> 00:57:51,567
- Ow. No, inside, inside, inside.
- 1338
- 00:57:51,569 --> 00:57:56,205
- Jeez, no, no more, un-un...
- No. Keep your hands in.
- 1339
- 00:57:56,207 --> 00:57:58,106
- Merry Christmas.
- 1340
- 00:58:00,911 --> 00:58:03,245
- No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no.
- 1341
- 00:58:03,247 --> 00:58:07,082
- Let's stay, I don't wanna go,
- I don't wanna go, no, no, no!
- 1342
- 00:58:07,084 --> 00:58:09,117
- [Amythyst] You know, we
- got this, uh, tofurkey
- 1343
- 00:58:09,119 --> 00:58:11,587
- at the farmer's market in town.
- 1344
- 00:58:11,589 --> 00:58:15,157
- - [Sebastian] Cool.
- - So you were born Amythyst?
- 1345
- 00:58:15,159 --> 00:58:16,625
- - Or...
- - [Amythyst] No.
- 1346
- 00:58:16,627 --> 00:58:19,628
- - Actually, my given name is Amy.
- - No? Oh.
- 1347
- 00:58:19,630 --> 00:58:21,630
- Yeah, that's why I spell it
- 1348
- 00:58:21,632 --> 00:58:26,168
- A-M-Y-T-H-Y-S-T,
- 1349
- 00:58:26,170 --> 00:58:27,169
- instead of
- 1350
- 00:58:27,171 --> 00:58:32,207
- A-M-E-T-H-Y-S-T.
- 1351
- 00:58:32,209 --> 00:58:35,244
- So your last name is Stone?
- 1352
- 00:58:35,246 --> 00:58:36,612
- - Don't.
- - Yeah.
- 1353
- 00:58:36,614 --> 00:58:37,679
- And you thought
- that that would be
- 1354
- 00:58:37,681 --> 00:58:39,147
- a good idea to make...
- 1355
- 00:58:39,149 --> 00:58:41,116
- Cabernet, honey?
- 1356
- 00:58:41,118 --> 00:58:43,785
- I got an amethyst bolo tie,
- 1357
- 00:58:43,787 --> 00:58:46,021
- um, uh, from a
- healer in Santa Fe.
- 1358
- 00:58:46,023 --> 00:58:48,090
- That's too wild.
- 1359
- 00:58:48,092 --> 00:58:50,192
- [Sebastian] Yeah.
- 1360
- 00:58:50,194 --> 00:58:54,129
- That's it, that's all. [laughs]
- 1361
- 00:58:54,131 --> 00:58:56,832
- Honey, you want some quinoa?
- It's good.
- 1362
- 00:58:56,834 --> 00:58:58,934
- Mom, I actually still
- don't know what that is.
- 1363
- 00:58:58,936 --> 00:59:01,136
- It's gluten free and
- really high in protein.
- 1364
- 00:59:01,138 --> 00:59:02,170
- [Deb] It is.
- 1365
- 00:59:02,172 --> 00:59:03,205
- Is that something that you bake
- 1366
- 00:59:03,207 --> 00:59:05,274
- or fry? I mean, you fry it.
- 1367
- 00:59:05,276 --> 00:59:07,676
- If you fry it, then maybe.
- 1368
- 00:59:07,678 --> 00:59:09,645
- I wanted to ask, how
- did you guys meet?
- 1369
- 00:59:09,647 --> 00:59:12,014
- I don't think I've... She never
- told me the story, so I...
- 1370
- 00:59:12,016 --> 00:59:14,049
- - [Amythyst chuckles]
- - [mouths] What the fuck?
- 1371
- 00:59:14,051 --> 00:59:16,919
- [Amythyst] Well, uh, after
- college, I bounced around
- 1372
- 00:59:16,921 --> 00:59:20,556
- for a few years and started
- doing yoga on my own.
- 1373
- 00:59:20,558 --> 00:59:21,890
- - She does yoga.
- - [Amythyst] Oh, cool.
- 1374
- 00:59:21,892 --> 00:59:22,991
- Loves it.
- 1375
- 00:59:22,993 --> 00:59:24,226
- [Amythyst] And from there,
- 1376
- 00:59:24,228 --> 00:59:26,762
- I got into Deb's podcasts.
- 1377
- 00:59:26,764 --> 00:59:30,132
- And then I found out
- she was living here,
- 1378
- 00:59:30,134 --> 00:59:32,634
- just, like, a block away.
- 1379
- 00:59:32,636 --> 00:59:34,670
- Too cosmic.
- 1380
- 00:59:34,672 --> 00:59:36,972
- I did a retreat
- about a year later.
- 1381
- 00:59:36,974 --> 00:59:40,108
- - Yeah, yeah.
- - And, [laughs] yeah.
- 1382
- 00:59:40,110 --> 00:59:41,877
- [Sebastian] That's great.
- I love that story.
- 1383
- 00:59:41,879 --> 00:59:44,580
- - That's great. Isn't that great?
- - Yeah, that's really nice.
- 1384
- 00:59:44,582 --> 00:59:46,348
- I wanna make a toast to Amythyst
- 1385
- 00:59:46,350 --> 00:59:48,083
- and all our loved
- ones, near and far.
- 1386
- 00:59:48,085 --> 00:59:49,318
- - Cheers.
- - [Sebastian] Cheers, to love.
- 1387
- 00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:50,652
- - Right?
- - [Sabrina] Sure.
- 1388
- 00:59:50,654 --> 00:59:53,055
- [Amythyst] To love.
- 1389
- 00:59:53,057 --> 00:59:55,691
- Super wishing you were
- here right now, dad.
- 1390
- 00:59:56,961 --> 00:59:58,360
- Mm.
- 1391
- 01:00:00,764 --> 01:00:05,167
- Oh, Sabrina, I read your script.
- It's quite wonderful.
- 1392
- 01:00:05,169 --> 01:00:07,169
- But I was wondering,
- i-it's set in Las Vegas,
- 1393
- 01:00:07,171 --> 01:00:09,071
- why are you shooting
- it in San Francisco?
- 1394
- 01:00:09,073 --> 01:00:10,706
- I love how you're switching
- the subject, mom,
- 1395
- 01:00:10,708 --> 01:00:11,907
- that's great.
- 1396
- 01:00:11,909 --> 01:00:13,675
- I have to pee, for real.
- 1397
- 01:00:13,677 --> 01:00:15,077
- [Sebastian] Sabrina, Sab...
- 1398
- 01:00:17,081 --> 01:00:18,614
- - Ah...
- - Do you know what?
- 1399
- 01:00:18,616 --> 01:00:20,115
- We've been watching
- Bad To The Bone.
- 1400
- 01:00:20,117 --> 01:00:21,683
- - Really?
- - It's bad.
- 1401
- 01:00:21,685 --> 01:00:23,719
- - That's very sweet.
- - And-and there's...
- 1402
- 01:00:23,721 --> 01:00:26,088
- Um, there's not,
- there's no bones.
- 1403
- 01:00:26,090 --> 01:00:28,857
- It's been, um...
- 1404
- 01:00:28,859 --> 01:00:30,959
- Would you excuse
- me for one second?
- 1405
- 01:00:30,961 --> 01:00:31,960
- [jazz music on stereo]
- 1406
- 01:00:31,962 --> 01:00:33,261
- [clears throat]
- 1407
- 01:00:35,299 --> 01:00:37,866
- Do you eat each little
- individual quinoa
- 1408
- 01:00:37,868 --> 01:00:38,900
- or do you do, like,
- 1409
- 01:00:38,902 --> 01:00:43,005
- a whole... big bite
- 1410
- 01:00:43,007 --> 01:00:46,141
- of all the quin-wee together?
- 1411
- 01:00:51,115 --> 01:00:52,414
- Sabrina?
- 1412
- 01:00:52,416 --> 01:00:54,716
- [Sabrina] Not in the mood.
- 1413
- 01:01:07,064 --> 01:01:09,665
- - Goodnight, baby.
- - Bye. Thanks, sweetie.
- 1414
- 01:01:09,667 --> 01:01:12,701
- [Izzy] Ew, mom!
- 1415
- 01:01:12,703 --> 01:01:15,237
- - You, too?
- - Mom, I'm kidding.
- 1416
- 01:01:15,239 --> 01:01:16,838
- Well, your sister isn't.
- 1417
- 01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:18,774
- Dude, why is she being
- such a honey badger?
- 1418
- 01:01:18,776 --> 01:01:21,143
- I don't know.
- 1419
- 01:01:21,145 --> 01:01:23,111
- Maybe because she
- treasured her father,
- 1420
- 01:01:23,113 --> 01:01:26,448
- and he loved her
- the most, and...
- 1421
- 01:01:26,450 --> 01:01:28,884
- You know, it's kind of like when
- you're the teacher's favorite
- 1422
- 01:01:28,886 --> 01:01:30,452
- in third grade, and
- then in fourth grade,
- 1423
- 01:01:30,454 --> 01:01:34,122
- shit gets real, like,
- you just lost an ally?
- 1424
- 01:01:35,192 --> 01:01:36,725
- I don't know.
- 1425
- 01:01:40,097 --> 01:01:41,897
- I'm not gonna tell Sabrina.
- 1426
- 01:01:41,899 --> 01:01:44,199
- [sighs] About dad?
- 1427
- 01:01:44,201 --> 01:01:45,701
- Are you?
- 1428
- 01:01:47,237 --> 01:01:48,336
- No.
- 1429
- 01:01:51,341 --> 01:01:54,843
- [sighs] So we're hitting
- the slopes tomorrow.
- 1430
- 01:01:54,845 --> 01:01:56,244
- You coming?
- 1431
- 01:01:56,246 --> 01:01:58,146
- Totes hilar, Debra.
- 1432
- 01:01:58,148 --> 01:02:01,216
- VV funny, XOXO, your
- super-athletic child.
- 1433
- 01:02:01,218 --> 01:02:02,851
- Bring it in.
- 1434
- 01:02:04,922 --> 01:02:06,755
- I'm so tired. Will you
- do the dishes, please?
- 1435
- 01:02:06,757 --> 01:02:07,923
- - Mm-hmm. Yeah, of course.
- - Will you finish?
- 1436
- 01:02:07,925 --> 01:02:09,958
- - I can't take it.
- - Okay, I got it.
- 1437
- 01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:11,727
- - Here.
- - Thanks.
- 1438
- 01:02:13,864 --> 01:02:15,263
- Hey, mom?
- 1439
- 01:02:16,366 --> 01:02:18,767
- - Hm?
- - You seem happy.
- 1440
- 01:02:18,769 --> 01:02:21,837
- [mellow music]
- 1441
- 01:02:24,441 --> 01:02:26,742
- That makes me really happy.
- 1442
- 01:02:29,913 --> 01:02:31,413
- - Whoo!
- - [Deb] You know, Amythyst?
- 1443
- 01:02:31,415 --> 01:02:33,215
- This is steeper than I remember.
- 1444
- 01:02:33,217 --> 01:02:35,050
- Yo, peeps.
- 1445
- 01:02:35,052 --> 01:02:37,986
- Mom, I didn't actually think
- that we were going skiing.
- 1446
- 01:02:37,988 --> 01:02:40,288
- Honey, you went skiing all the
- time when you were a kid.
- 1447
- 01:02:40,290 --> 01:02:42,491
- It's like riding a
- bike, right, you guys?
- 1448
- 01:02:42,493 --> 01:02:44,092
- - Totally.
- - Yeah, but...
- 1449
- 01:02:44,094 --> 01:02:46,294
- All right, try to
- keep up, suckers.
- 1450
- 01:02:46,296 --> 01:02:48,897
- - Whoo!
- - [Amythyst] See you down there.
- 1451
- 01:02:48,899 --> 01:02:51,166
- Will you stay with me?
- 1452
- 01:02:51,168 --> 01:02:53,401
- Absolutely.
- 1453
- 01:02:53,403 --> 01:02:55,237
- Let Sebastian be responsible
- 1454
- 01:02:55,239 --> 01:02:58,406
- for Amythyst's deadly
- pine-tree collusion.
- 1455
- 01:02:58,408 --> 01:02:59,975
- You kids go on ahead!
- 1456
- 01:02:59,977 --> 01:03:02,444
- - You guys good to ski?
- - Hundred percent.
- 1457
- 01:03:02,446 --> 01:03:04,246
- - No, I don't ski.
- - Whoo! All right, let's do it!
- 1458
- 01:03:04,248 --> 01:03:06,515
- - I do not ski.
- - [Amythyst] Bye, guys.
- 1459
- 01:03:06,517 --> 01:03:08,517
- [Sabrina] All right, you ready?
- Go!
- 1460
- 01:03:08,519 --> 01:03:10,786
- [Izzy] I am not ready
- at all, actually.
- 1461
- 01:03:10,788 --> 01:03:11,853
- That's not... All right.
- 1462
- 01:03:11,855 --> 01:03:14,089
- - [screams]
- - Oh, my God.
- 1463
- 01:03:14,091 --> 01:03:15,824
- Grab my, grab my pole.
- 1464
- 01:03:15,826 --> 01:03:18,827
- Ah, no. [grunts]
- 1465
- 01:03:18,829 --> 01:03:20,228
- [Izzy] That's not
- the way, you know?
- 1466
- 01:03:20,230 --> 01:03:22,964
- I feel like that's,
- that's not the way up.
- 1467
- 01:03:22,966 --> 01:03:24,866
- - Uh, maybe this is. Oh, okay.
- - Come here.
- 1468
- 01:03:24,868 --> 01:03:27,903
- Hey, look at my skis. You
- want to do a French fry.
- 1469
- 01:03:27,905 --> 01:03:30,005
- And you want to go pizza.
- 1470
- 01:03:30,007 --> 01:03:32,541
- French fry. Izzy?
- 1471
- 01:03:32,543 --> 01:03:35,443
- - Yeah. No.
- - Izzy, Izzy, French fry.
- 1472
- 01:03:35,445 --> 01:03:37,245
- - No, no, no, no.
- - Pizza.
- 1473
- 01:03:37,247 --> 01:03:39,447
- So what happened there is,
- is that you didn't do pizza.
- 1474
- 01:03:39,449 --> 01:03:41,016
- You just had French frying.
- 1475
- 01:03:41,018 --> 01:03:42,584
- You don't know how
- to do this, do you?
- 1476
- 01:03:42,586 --> 01:03:45,053
- I'm a world-champion
- skier, Sabrina.
- 1477
- 01:03:45,055 --> 01:03:47,189
- Obviously, I know, I
- just told everyone,
- 1478
- 01:03:47,191 --> 01:03:49,257
- like, 97 times, I
- don't know how!
- 1479
- 01:03:49,259 --> 01:03:50,892
- Where's the best place
- to learn how to ski?
- 1480
- 01:03:50,894 --> 01:03:52,427
- On the top of a
- devil-back diamond.
- 1481
- 01:03:52,429 --> 01:03:54,329
- - We can do this.
- - I can't get down this hill.
- 1482
- 01:03:54,331 --> 01:03:56,865
- - Ma'am, are you okay?
- - Huh?
- 1483
- 01:03:56,867 --> 01:03:58,366
- We're fine, sir. Thank you.
- 1484
- 01:03:58,368 --> 01:04:02,370
- Oh, no, nope. No, not okay.
- 1485
- 01:04:02,372 --> 01:04:04,840
- I've been a participant in the
- Downhill for Down Syndrome
- 1486
- 01:04:04,842 --> 01:04:06,575
- celebrity charity event
- the last few years.
- 1487
- 01:04:06,577 --> 01:04:08,443
- - We'll be fine.
- - Are you sure you're okay?
- 1488
- 01:04:08,445 --> 01:04:10,078
- I'm required to take anyone
- down that's in pain.
- 1489
- 01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:13,949
- Yeah, huge pain.
- It's all-over pain.
- 1490
- 01:04:13,951 --> 01:04:16,918
- All...
- 1491
- 01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:17,986
- - You guys sisters?
- - [Izzy] Yeah.
- 1492
- 01:04:17,988 --> 01:04:19,287
- We were sisters.
- 1493
- 01:04:19,289 --> 01:04:22,157
- Good luck to both of you.
- 1494
- 01:04:22,159 --> 01:04:23,358
- Stop!
- 1495
- 01:04:24,962 --> 01:04:27,329
- ♪ Let me take the lead ♪
- 1496
- 01:04:27,331 --> 01:04:28,930
- ♪ Would you trust in me? ♪
- 1497
- 01:04:28,932 --> 01:04:29,998
- ♪ I got everything ♪
- 1498
- 01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:33,034
- - I'm Mikey.
- - Mikey McCarthy.
- 1499
- 01:04:33,036 --> 01:04:36,204
- No. Mikey McAllen. How'd
- you get so close?
- 1500
- 01:04:36,206 --> 01:04:38,039
- You know, it's a funny
- thing, I actually barter
- 1501
- 01:04:38,041 --> 01:04:39,274
- psychic information
- 1502
- 01:04:39,276 --> 01:04:41,009
- for a 100 percent
- 1503
- 01:04:41,011 --> 01:04:44,079
- guaranteed mountain removal.
- 1504
- 01:04:44,081 --> 01:04:47,015
- Yeah! Ow! Whoo-hoo!
- 1505
- 01:04:47,017 --> 01:04:50,886
- - [Sabrina] Classy.
- - [Izzy laughs]
- 1506
- 01:04:52,222 --> 01:04:53,989
- Smooth move.
- 1507
- 01:04:53,991 --> 01:04:56,358
- I bet you get a lot of girls
- on their backs every day.
- 1508
- 01:04:57,594 --> 01:04:59,594
- I'll work on that one somewhere.
- 1509
- 01:04:59,596 --> 01:05:01,196
- Yeah, can I get a gurney down here?
- I've got...
- 1510
- 01:05:01,198 --> 01:05:03,031
- Whoa, gurney! Geez,
- no, I'm fine.
- 1511
- 01:05:03,033 --> 01:05:05,200
- - [man] What's that, Mikey?
- - Seriously, I'm good.
- 1512
- 01:05:05,202 --> 01:05:07,302
- - It's protocol.
- - No, no, no, sarge.
- 1513
- 01:05:07,304 --> 01:05:08,904
- I've got a deep-seated
- fear of gurneys, a phobia,
- 1514
- 01:05:08,906 --> 01:05:11,039
- really, that and sheets.
- 1515
- 01:05:11,041 --> 01:05:14,342
- [chuckles] Sheets?
- 1516
- 01:05:14,344 --> 01:05:16,177
- Yeah, yeah, sheets. Hm...
- 1517
- 01:05:16,179 --> 01:05:17,579
- I'll call you back.
- 1518
- 01:05:17,581 --> 01:05:19,514
- Maybe a beer at some
- point would persuade you
- 1519
- 01:05:19,516 --> 01:05:21,383
- to take me outta this thing,
- I feel like the Michelin man
- 1520
- 01:05:21,385 --> 01:05:23,385
- dressed as the world's largest
- 1521
- 01:05:23,387 --> 01:05:25,587
- banana split.
- 1522
- 01:05:25,589 --> 01:05:27,122
- Thank you. Whoo.
- 1523
- 01:05:27,124 --> 01:05:29,257
- - Bridge Tender Tavern.
- - When?
- 1524
- 01:05:29,259 --> 01:05:31,960
- - Tonight.
- - Okay. Where?
- 1525
- 01:05:35,098 --> 01:05:37,999
- - It's off the old service road.
- - Okay.
- 1526
- 01:05:38,001 --> 01:05:40,368
- What's your name?
- 1527
- 01:05:40,370 --> 01:05:41,970
- You have to guess.
- 1528
- 01:05:43,473 --> 01:05:45,140
- [Sebastian] Now you're just
- being irrational, this is
- 1529
- 01:05:45,142 --> 01:05:46,708
- a completely
- irrational behavior.
- 1530
- 01:05:46,710 --> 01:05:48,510
- Why are you being
- so nice to her?
- 1531
- 01:05:48,512 --> 01:05:50,378
- [Sebastian] I'm not being... She
- hasn't done anything wrong.
- 1532
- 01:05:50,380 --> 01:05:52,013
- [Sabrina] What the fuck
- are you talking about?
- 1533
- 01:05:52,015 --> 01:05:53,348
- She literally ruined everything
- 1534
- 01:05:53,350 --> 01:05:55,116
- that my mother ever
- had with my father.
- 1535
- 01:05:55,118 --> 01:05:57,052
- [Sebastian] Your father's
- accident was four years ago,
- 1536
- 01:05:57,054 --> 01:05:58,286
- and your mother
- wants to be happy,
- 1537
- 01:05:58,288 --> 01:06:00,055
- and Amythyst makes her happy.
- 1538
- 01:06:00,057 --> 01:06:02,490
- [Sabrina] Okay, no, I get it.
- You think she's cute.
- 1539
- 01:06:02,492 --> 01:06:04,960
- You think I didn't see that you
- liked her Instagram picture?
- 1540
- 01:06:04,962 --> 01:06:07,128
- I-I liked her Instagram picture
- because it was a picture...
- 1541
- 01:06:07,130 --> 01:06:09,230
- - 10:36 p.m.
- - And, and your mother...
- 1542
- 01:06:09,232 --> 01:06:11,132
- Quite a late time to be looking
- at Amythyst's Instagram.
- 1543
- 01:06:11,134 --> 01:06:14,002
- They're in a relationship,
- if anyone is guilty
- 1544
- 01:06:14,004 --> 01:06:15,971
- of outside interests
- in this relationship,
- 1545
- 01:06:15,973 --> 01:06:17,472
- it's you with your never-ending,
- 1546
- 01:06:17,474 --> 01:06:19,474
- tacky, fucking publicity
- stunts that you're doing.
- 1547
- 01:06:19,476 --> 01:06:22,377
- Um, hi.
- 1548
- 01:06:22,379 --> 01:06:24,980
- Hi, Izzy, can you just...
- Not now, please.
- 1549
- 01:06:24,982 --> 01:06:27,615
- So the guy that took
- me down the mountain,
- 1550
- 01:06:27,617 --> 01:06:29,985
- I, I promised him that
- I'd buy him a beer
- 1551
- 01:06:29,987 --> 01:06:32,287
- at Ye Old Shenanigans,
- something or other.
- 1552
- 01:06:32,289 --> 01:06:36,224
- Anyway, um, you guys wanna come?
- 1553
- 01:06:36,226 --> 01:06:38,293
- - No.
- - No.
- 1554
- 01:06:38,295 --> 01:06:39,527
- Okay, let me try that again.
- 1555
- 01:06:39,529 --> 01:06:41,196
- Um, I actually need
- you to go with me
- 1556
- 01:06:41,198 --> 01:06:42,998
- on the off chance that this
- is one of those, like,
- 1557
- 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:46,501
- Nightline, Craigslisty
- type of situations.
- 1558
- 01:06:48,505 --> 01:06:50,705
- - So what do you need, like, 40...
- - It's a winter boot.
- 1559
- 01:06:50,707 --> 01:06:52,474
- It's a winter boot, honey.
- It takes a lot.
- 1560
- 01:06:52,476 --> 01:06:54,242
- Forty nine, forty nine minutes...
- All right.
- 1561
- 01:06:54,244 --> 01:06:56,644
- Why don't we give him a fucking
- hour to get his shoes on?
- 1562
- 01:06:56,646 --> 01:07:00,048
- Hooks. It's got a lot of hooks.
- 1563
- 01:07:00,050 --> 01:07:02,050
- [Izzy] I'm just asking,
- are you guys okay?
- 1564
- 01:07:02,052 --> 01:07:05,320
- [Sabrina] Yes, we're okay.
- Four years, we're always okay.
- 1565
- 01:07:05,322 --> 01:07:07,055
- Hey, where'd mom and that
- precious gem run off to?
- 1566
- 01:07:07,057 --> 01:07:10,158
- [Izzy] I don't know. Some
- exclusive holiday party.
- 1567
- 01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:11,593
- - Yeah, I knew that was gonna...
- - Hey!
- 1568
- 01:07:11,595 --> 01:07:14,496
- I skipped the loop.
- Okay? Let's go.
- 1569
- 01:07:14,498 --> 01:07:16,598
- In, in. Thank you.
- 1570
- 01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:18,033
- Oh, there's people here.
- 1571
- 01:07:18,035 --> 01:07:20,068
- Potentially, I might
- live tonight.
- 1572
- 01:07:20,070 --> 01:07:21,703
- Oh, this is it, this is the
- party, I just remembered.
- 1573
- 01:07:21,705 --> 01:07:24,205
- - Oh!
- - Whoo!
- 1574
- 01:07:24,207 --> 01:07:28,443
- No, no, no, no, no.
- This is unacceptable.
- 1575
- 01:07:28,445 --> 01:07:30,612
- Mom, mom, what are you doing?
- 1576
- 01:07:30,614 --> 01:07:33,415
- Oh. Whoo!
- 1577
- 01:07:33,417 --> 01:07:37,619
- No shots. no, no, no, no shots.
- No, no shots.
- 1578
- 01:07:37,621 --> 01:07:39,821
- No. One more... She
- doesn't want to.
- 1579
- 01:07:39,823 --> 01:07:42,323
- I don't like it, and
- I don't want it.
- 1580
- 01:07:42,325 --> 01:07:44,092
- ♪ ...I need to succeed ♪
- 1581
- 01:07:44,094 --> 01:07:46,828
- Hey, guys, it's nice to see you.
- Didn't know you'd be here.
- 1582
- 01:07:46,830 --> 01:07:48,630
- I didn't know you
- were gonna be here.
- 1583
- 01:07:48,632 --> 01:07:50,331
- [Deb] I'm so sorry you
- got here so late.
- 1584
- 01:07:50,333 --> 01:07:52,400
- I have to go, I
- have a 7:30 class.
- 1585
- 01:07:52,402 --> 01:07:54,569
- But hot toddies are
- two-for-one in five minutes.
- 1586
- 01:07:54,571 --> 01:07:57,672
- [Deb] Oh, I'll be fine.
- 1587
- 01:07:57,674 --> 01:07:59,474
- - [Mikey] Hey, guys.
- - Oh, my God.
- 1588
- 01:07:59,476 --> 01:08:01,476
- - You guys, this is Mikey.
- - Mikey, the rescue man.
- 1589
- 01:08:01,478 --> 01:08:03,578
- She told us she could
- ski, but apparently...
- 1590
- 01:08:03,580 --> 01:08:05,180
- No, I literally never said that.
- 1591
- 01:08:05,182 --> 01:08:08,683
- Yes, you did, you
- said you could ski.
- 1592
- 01:08:08,685 --> 01:08:10,218
- Oh, Mikey, thanks for
- getting her down the hill.
- 1593
- 01:08:10,220 --> 01:08:11,553
- Thank you.
- 1594
- 01:08:11,555 --> 01:08:13,555
- Okay, I'm gonna
- come with you, mom.
- 1595
- 01:08:13,557 --> 01:08:15,790
- Hey, honey, look, just look.
- 1596
- 01:08:15,792 --> 01:08:19,127
- I know, I know you're mad
- and I know that I'm mad...
- 1597
- 01:08:19,129 --> 01:08:20,728
- - You're mad?
- - Shh.
- 1598
- 01:08:20,730 --> 01:08:23,765
- I don't wanna fight, okay? Look
- at me, I don't wanna fight.
- 1599
- 01:08:23,767 --> 01:08:25,400
- I should have been more
- sensitive about your dad.
- 1600
- 01:08:25,402 --> 01:08:27,302
- - You really should have.
- - I know...
- 1601
- 01:08:27,304 --> 01:08:29,604
- Hey, come here. Come here,
- come here, come here.
- 1602
- 01:08:29,606 --> 01:08:31,706
- - For you troubles.
- - Thank you.
- 1603
- 01:08:31,708 --> 01:08:33,441
- - All right, troubles.
- - Cheers!
- 1604
- 01:08:33,443 --> 01:08:36,177
- - Yeah!
- - Yeah!
- 1605
- 01:08:36,179 --> 01:08:39,581
- ♪ We've got it right all
- you boys can leave ♪
- 1606
- 01:08:39,583 --> 01:08:41,282
- ♪ I like the way
- you're staring ♪
- 1607
- 01:08:41,284 --> 01:08:43,451
- ♪ Like I'm in your dreams ♪
- 1608
- 01:08:43,453 --> 01:08:44,886
- ♪ Give you inner space ♪
- 1609
- 01:08:44,888 --> 01:08:47,322
- ♪ Let us hear you scream ♪
- 1610
- 01:08:47,324 --> 01:08:50,358
- [blues music]
- 1611
- 01:08:51,728 --> 01:08:54,129
- - Whoa, whoa. Hey, hey.
- - Hey, buddy.
- 1612
- 01:08:54,131 --> 01:08:56,297
- That's cool that you
- save lives, man.
- 1613
- 01:08:56,299 --> 01:08:57,866
- - Yeah?
- - I've played people plays.
- 1614
- 01:08:57,868 --> 01:09:00,135
- Plays save lives.
- 1615
- 01:09:00,137 --> 01:09:02,270
- Come again?
- 1616
- 01:09:02,272 --> 01:09:04,639
- You know, you know,
- you fucking know.
- 1617
- 01:09:04,641 --> 01:09:06,908
- All right, good luck with that.
- 1618
- 01:09:06,910 --> 01:09:08,610
- [Sebastian] Oh, fuck.
- 1619
- 01:09:08,612 --> 01:09:11,312
- I'm sorry that my sister was
- giving you such a hard time.
- 1620
- 01:09:11,314 --> 01:09:13,381
- You know, I think that
- you're super-duper nice.
- 1621
- 01:09:13,383 --> 01:09:15,150
- - I know.
- - Yeah.
- 1622
- 01:09:15,152 --> 01:09:17,919
- I'm, like, really trying
- to meditate through this,
- 1623
- 01:09:17,921 --> 01:09:22,590
- but it does make me,
- like, super-duper sad.
- 1624
- 01:09:22,592 --> 01:09:25,326
- For sure. Bring it in. Okay.
- 1625
- 01:09:25,328 --> 01:09:29,230
- - Well, that's loving.
- - I love you.
- 1626
- 01:09:29,232 --> 01:09:31,499
- That's a lot of emotion, don't...
- Have a Tums.
- 1627
- 01:09:31,501 --> 01:09:34,269
- Tums is... Tums helps
- with everything.
- 1628
- 01:09:34,271 --> 01:09:37,872
- Uh, Amythyst, catch
- you on the flip side.
- 1629
- 01:09:37,874 --> 01:09:43,678
- Peace out, Girl Scout.
- 1630
- 01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:46,614
- They're going somewhere. I
- think they're gonna have sex.
- 1631
- 01:09:46,616 --> 01:09:48,583
- You think? I think
- they're gonna have sex.
- 1632
- 01:09:48,585 --> 01:09:50,552
- - Is that...
- - They could, they could do it.
- 1633
- 01:09:50,554 --> 01:09:52,287
- It's, it's a free country.
- 1634
- 01:09:52,289 --> 01:09:54,722
- Is that the bolo tie
- you told me about?
- 1635
- 01:09:54,724 --> 01:09:56,691
- - This one? Yeah.
- - That's so crazy.
- 1636
- 01:09:56,693 --> 01:09:58,493
- - Bethany?
- - No...
- 1637
- 01:09:58,495 --> 01:10:01,496
- No. What... I may... No.
- 1638
- 01:10:01,498 --> 01:10:03,431
- - Tammy.
- - Tammy?
- 1639
- 01:10:03,433 --> 01:10:04,699
- Yeah, a little rough,
- Tammy's a little rough.
- 1640
- 01:10:04,701 --> 01:10:06,401
- Okay, Tam, I'm from Los Angeles.
- 1641
- 01:10:06,403 --> 01:10:07,435
- - All right, fine.
- - Not, like...
- 1642
- 01:10:07,437 --> 01:10:10,872
- Tacoma, Washington.
- 1643
- 01:10:10,874 --> 01:10:13,374
- - Just tell me your name.
- - I can't tell you.
- 1644
- 01:10:13,376 --> 01:10:15,710
- [Mikey] Is it Britney?
- [Izzy] Like, Britney Spears?
- 1645
- 01:10:15,712 --> 01:10:18,413
- Yes, you know I'm a Britney fan.
- 1646
- 01:10:18,415 --> 01:10:20,782
- - Oh, oh, God. Oh.
- - Oh!
- 1647
- 01:10:20,784 --> 01:10:22,951
- Oh, ow.
- 1648
- 01:10:22,953 --> 01:10:24,619
- [Mikey] How about Dana?
- 1649
- 01:10:24,621 --> 01:10:28,256
- [Izzy] Dana, like Dana Scully?
- 1650
- 01:10:28,258 --> 01:10:30,758
- How'd you know I'm
- an X-Files fan?
- 1651
- 01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:32,961
- [Mikey] I barter
- psychic information.
- 1652
- 01:10:32,963 --> 01:10:34,395
- [Izzy screaming]
- 1653
- 01:10:34,397 --> 01:10:38,433
- ♪ Skyline twilight ♪
- 1654
- 01:10:38,435 --> 01:10:39,968
- Okay, I'm... This
- time I'm gonna go.
- 1655
- 01:10:39,970 --> 01:10:42,503
- - I'm gonna go this time.
- - No, don't.
- 1656
- 01:10:42,505 --> 01:10:44,405
- Come on, don't leave.
- 1657
- 01:10:44,407 --> 01:10:47,742
- You're being very dramatic
- for having met me yesterday.
- 1658
- 01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:51,579
- I'm Izzy.
- 1659
- 01:10:53,683 --> 01:10:56,651
- ♪ Maybe in the morning ♪
- 1660
- 01:10:56,653 --> 01:10:58,620
- ♪ Indigo skyline ♪
- 1661
- 01:10:58,622 --> 01:10:59,821
- [Mikey] Have a good one.
- 1662
- 01:10:59,823 --> 01:11:03,391
- ♪ Twilight ♪
- 1663
- 01:11:04,928 --> 01:11:10,698
- ♪ Tell me what are
- you afraid of ♪
- 1664
- 01:11:10,700 --> 01:11:14,502
- ♪ Why do you hide? ♪
- 1665
- 01:11:14,504 --> 01:11:19,540
- ♪ Show me everything you feel ♪
- 1666
- 01:11:19,542 --> 01:11:24,779
- ♪ And feel inside ♪
- 1667
- 01:11:24,781 --> 01:11:30,351
- ♪ What are you afraid of ♪
- 1668
- 01:11:30,353 --> 01:11:32,353
- - Hey, what's up?
- - [Sebastian] Hey.
- 1669
- 01:11:32,355 --> 01:11:34,455
- - What's up?
- - Nothing, just, you know.
- 1670
- 01:11:34,457 --> 01:11:36,324
- Did you sleep with
- Amythyst last night?
- 1671
- 01:11:36,326 --> 01:11:38,359
- Uh, well, yeah, yeah, I just
- passed out on the couch.
- 1672
- 01:11:38,361 --> 01:11:40,361
- Oh, cool, cool,
- cool, cool, cool.
- 1673
- 01:11:40,363 --> 01:11:42,497
- Hey, you guys are
- up early today.
- 1674
- 01:11:42,499 --> 01:11:44,932
- [Izzy] Ah, uh-uh, I
- chitchatted all night
- 1675
- 01:11:44,934 --> 01:11:47,669
- with search-and-rescue guy,
- Seb crashed at Amythyst's.
- 1676
- 01:11:47,671 --> 01:11:49,604
- - Oh, well, that's nice of her.
- - [Izzy] Yeah.
- 1677
- 01:11:49,606 --> 01:11:51,306
- [Izzy] Yeah. [Sebastian] Yeah.
- Yeah.
- 1678
- 01:11:51,308 --> 01:11:52,607
- Hi, hon.
- 1679
- 01:11:55,312 --> 01:11:57,345
- Dude, you look so wrecked.
- 1680
- 01:11:57,347 --> 01:11:59,647
- On a scale from one to hungover,
- how hungover are you?
- 1681
- 01:11:59,649 --> 01:12:02,016
- Ah, really?
- 1682
- 01:12:02,018 --> 01:12:05,620
- We slept together last night.
- 1683
- 01:12:05,622 --> 01:12:08,723
- - [Izzy] Oh, stop.
- - Are you kidding me right now?
- 1684
- 01:12:08,725 --> 01:12:10,591
- - Oh, Jesus.
- - But we did.
- 1685
- 01:12:10,593 --> 01:12:14,562
- You slept with my
- daughter's boyfriend?
- 1686
- 01:12:14,564 --> 01:12:17,332
- We were both so drunk, and
- I-I haven't been straight
- 1687
- 01:12:17,334 --> 01:12:19,467
- since I met you, Deb, but
- I've been wondering...
- 1688
- 01:12:19,469 --> 01:12:22,637
- I'm sorry. You fucked him? Are
- you fucking me right now?
- 1689
- 01:12:22,639 --> 01:12:24,939
- Taking back the super-duper
- nice comment right now.
- 1690
- 01:12:24,941 --> 01:12:27,008
- You could be my mother-in-law!
- 1691
- 01:12:27,010 --> 01:12:29,344
- She's right, you could
- be her mother-in-law!
- 1692
- 01:12:29,346 --> 01:12:30,578
- - Jesus Christ!
- - [Sebastian] Deb.
- 1693
- 01:12:30,580 --> 01:12:31,979
- I don't remember exactly
- what happened...
- 1694
- 01:12:31,981 --> 01:12:34,415
- Did you put your
- penis in her vagina?
- 1695
- 01:12:34,417 --> 01:12:36,684
- - Mom!
- - [Sabrina] Oh, my God! No!
- 1696
- 01:12:36,686 --> 01:12:39,620
- What do you expect, Sabrina?
- Look at this shit.
- 1697
- 01:12:39,622 --> 01:12:41,422
- Look at it, how am I supposed...
- 1698
- 01:12:41,424 --> 01:12:43,624
- You fucked Zac, right? You
- must have fucked him.
- 1699
- 01:12:43,626 --> 01:12:45,693
- Or you fucked someone else,
- or you just got lonely
- 1700
- 01:12:45,695 --> 01:12:47,362
- on the road because ever
- since you got back,
- 1701
- 01:12:47,364 --> 01:12:48,996
- you've been pushing me
- away, little by little,
- 1702
- 01:12:48,998 --> 01:12:50,698
- and you don't push away
- someone that you love
- 1703
- 01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:54,502
- unless you want out, unless
- you fucked up first.
- 1704
- 01:12:54,504 --> 01:12:56,671
- Uh, to be fair,
- Sabrina, you know,
- 1705
- 01:12:56,673 --> 01:12:58,139
- I think that maybe
- you drove him...
- 1706
- 01:12:58,141 --> 01:12:59,841
- [all clamoring]
- 1707
- 01:12:59,843 --> 01:13:03,144
- I can't believe you would
- say something like that!
- 1708
- 01:13:03,146 --> 01:13:06,647
- - [Sebastian] Stay out of it!
- - Let me get this straight.
- 1709
- 01:13:06,649 --> 01:13:08,783
- So you did this to get
- back at me for something
- 1710
- 01:13:08,785 --> 01:13:10,885
- that I never did,
- is that correct?
- 1711
- 01:13:10,887 --> 01:13:12,920
- This is as much my
- fault as it is his.
- 1712
- 01:13:12,922 --> 01:13:16,057
- Dude, fucking right
- it is, dude, really.
- 1713
- 01:13:16,059 --> 01:13:19,761
- You're a real homewrecker,
- you know that, Amythyst?
- 1714
- 01:13:21,798 --> 01:13:26,934
- That's right, I said it,
- because your real dumb name
- 1715
- 01:13:26,936 --> 01:13:28,436
- is Amy.
- 1716
- 01:13:29,739 --> 01:13:31,539
- You turned my mother into a dyke
- 1717
- 01:13:31,541 --> 01:13:32,807
- and then you decided,
- "Oh, you know what,
- 1718
- 01:13:32,809 --> 01:13:34,075
- I wanna go have
- some non-dykey fun
- 1719
- 01:13:34,077 --> 01:13:35,643
- with my boyfriend
- for the holidays."
- 1720
- 01:13:35,645 --> 01:13:38,579
- No, Sabrina, I actually
- do think that I am gay.
- 1721
- 01:13:38,581 --> 01:13:41,449
- This whole thing has been
- very clarifying for me.
- 1722
- 01:13:41,451 --> 01:13:45,153
- And no offense, Sebastian, now
- that I'm not blackout drunk,
- 1723
- 01:13:45,155 --> 01:13:48,055
- I'm endlessly
- unattracted to you.
- 1724
- 01:13:48,057 --> 01:13:51,592
- Mazel, mazel. Best way to
- get clarity, hands down.
- 1725
- 01:13:51,594 --> 01:13:53,761
- There you go, Izzy
- Klein, being funny.
- 1726
- 01:13:53,763 --> 01:13:54,996
- I mean, no one's even gonna stay
- 1727
- 01:13:54,998 --> 01:13:56,564
- with you long enough
- to cheat on you.
- 1728
- 01:13:56,566 --> 01:13:58,599
- Okay, you know what, dick...
- 1729
- 01:13:58,601 --> 01:14:02,904
- I have not got the time
- to listen to you assholes
- 1730
- 01:14:02,906 --> 01:14:04,539
- hurling insults at each other!
- 1731
- 01:14:04,541 --> 01:14:05,807
- It is 7:45,
- 1732
- 01:14:05,809 --> 01:14:07,809
- and my entire group is already
- 1733
- 01:14:07,811 --> 01:14:11,212
- in Virabhadrasana I
- right now without me!
- 1734
- 01:14:11,214 --> 01:14:12,880
- And you guys just all gotta get,
- 1735
- 01:14:12,882 --> 01:14:15,049
- get your shit together!
- 1736
- 01:14:18,755 --> 01:14:22,089
- You, you have to leave.
- 1737
- 01:14:24,861 --> 01:14:26,227
- [Amythyst] Bye.
- 1738
- 01:14:32,101 --> 01:14:35,169
- [mellow music]
- 1739
- 01:14:37,507 --> 01:14:39,607
- I never cheated on you.
- 1740
- 01:14:41,578 --> 01:14:43,978
- I never hid anything from you.
- 1741
- 01:14:46,082 --> 01:14:48,483
- I gave my whole life to you.
- 1742
- 01:14:57,961 --> 01:15:01,028
- [Sabrina sobbing]
- 1743
- 01:15:10,573 --> 01:15:11,839
- Ladies.
- 1744
- 01:15:13,510 --> 01:15:16,143
- This is how we deal
- with heartbreak,
- 1745
- 01:15:16,145 --> 01:15:19,614
- and I am telling you
- that it eases the pain.
- 1746
- 01:15:19,616 --> 01:15:20,982
- Take one.
- 1747
- 01:15:22,151 --> 01:15:24,752
- - Thank you.
- - Thanks.
- 1748
- 01:15:27,257 --> 01:15:29,891
- [sobs] What now?
- 1749
- 01:15:29,893 --> 01:15:31,592
- I'll go do my yoga class
- 1750
- 01:15:31,594 --> 01:15:34,028
- and you'll go to San Francisco
- and make your movie,
- 1751
- 01:15:34,030 --> 01:15:37,932
- and you will go to LA and
- get some kind of job.
- 1752
- 01:15:37,934 --> 01:15:40,835
- No, I'm gonna go
- to San Francisco.
- 1753
- 01:15:40,837 --> 01:15:42,570
- - What?
- - You are?
- 1754
- 01:15:42,572 --> 01:15:44,272
- Yeah, I mean, you
- drink a lot of juice,
- 1755
- 01:15:44,274 --> 01:15:49,310
- so somebody has to be
- buying juice full-time.
- 1756
- 01:15:49,312 --> 01:15:51,579
- Bitches need bitches.
- 1757
- 01:15:53,783 --> 01:15:56,551
- We don't got much
- of an option now,
- 1758
- 01:15:56,553 --> 01:15:58,619
- all we got is bitches.
- 1759
- 01:15:59,789 --> 01:16:01,088
- Fuck 'em.
- 1760
- 01:16:02,792 --> 01:16:04,892
- - Fuck 'em.
- - Fuck 'em.
- 1761
- 01:16:06,763 --> 01:16:09,797
- [upbeat music]
- 1762
- 01:16:13,670 --> 01:16:18,005
- [Izzy] Come on. So
- welcome to Las Vegas.
- 1763
- 01:16:18,007 --> 01:16:19,607
- - No?
- - Ugh!
- 1764
- 01:16:20,977 --> 01:16:22,310
- Okay.
- 1765
- 01:16:22,312 --> 01:16:23,911
- ♪ Alone with yourself ♪
- 1766
- 01:16:23,913 --> 01:16:25,746
- That dreck texted me, texted.
- 1767
- 01:16:25,748 --> 01:16:27,081
- I'm gonna be honest here, Sab.
- 1768
- 01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:28,683
- I don't want you to
- be honest here, Iz.
- 1769
- 01:16:28,685 --> 01:16:31,052
- Honestly, you gave up
- on him pretty quickly.
- 1770
- 01:16:31,054 --> 01:16:33,020
- I can see why he might
- want to start small.
- 1771
- 01:16:33,022 --> 01:16:36,290
- He gave up on me. Then
- I gave up on him.
- 1772
- 01:16:36,292 --> 01:16:38,092
- I'm tired, Iz, I'm
- still watching him
- 1773
- 01:16:38,094 --> 01:16:40,795
- and watching you, it's tiring.
- 1774
- 01:16:40,797 --> 01:16:44,599
- But I, I don't... I mean,
- you, you love him, that's...
- 1775
- 01:16:44,601 --> 01:16:46,601
- I don't want to talk about this.
- 1776
- 01:16:48,004 --> 01:16:50,037
- Whatever happened
- to the meatloaf?
- 1777
- 01:16:50,039 --> 01:16:51,872
- - Hamburger?
- - Yeah, dry-aged rib eye.
- 1778
- 01:16:51,874 --> 01:16:53,674
- - Ah, you mean Mikey.
- - Yeah.
- 1779
- 01:16:53,676 --> 01:16:55,276
- I don't know, it's
- just a having fun
- 1780
- 01:16:55,278 --> 01:16:58,913
- in your 20s thing, I guess,
- like a casual, fun, chill time.
- 1781
- 01:16:58,915 --> 01:17:00,748
- Oh, okay.
- 1782
- 01:17:00,750 --> 01:17:03,351
- Huh, feast your
- eyes, Casual Klein.
- 1783
- 01:17:03,353 --> 01:17:05,653
- Hey, I bet these are
- production's way of apologizing
- 1784
- 01:17:05,655 --> 01:17:07,088
- for putting us on
- Full House street,
- 1785
- 01:17:07,090 --> 01:17:08,623
- where Sven, Sketch,
- and Marg are sure
- 1786
- 01:17:08,625 --> 01:17:10,157
- to appear there at
- any given moment.
- 1787
- 01:17:10,159 --> 01:17:12,960
- - Hi! Hello!
- - Hi!
- 1788
- 01:17:12,962 --> 01:17:14,395
- I didn't even think about that.
- 1789
- 01:17:14,397 --> 01:17:18,265
- Huh, 'cause I feel
- like those are from...
- 1790
- 01:17:18,267 --> 01:17:20,201
- [narrator on TV] This
- week on Bad To The Bone,
- 1791
- 01:17:20,203 --> 01:17:22,870
- Nathan finally found Old Blue.
- 1792
- 01:17:22,872 --> 01:17:24,005
- No, change it, dude. Change it.
- 1793
- 01:17:24,007 --> 01:17:25,272
- I got it, got it, got it.
- 1794
- 01:17:25,274 --> 01:17:27,274
- [narrator on TV]
- And he's hurtin',
- 1795
- 01:17:27,276 --> 01:17:30,645
- hurting bad.
- 1796
- 01:17:30,647 --> 01:17:32,880
- [Izzy] Oh, okay, I'm... I
- got it, I'm changing it.
- 1797
- 01:17:32,882 --> 01:17:34,715
- I'm... Okay, I'm
- sorry, I got it.
- 1798
- 01:17:34,717 --> 01:17:36,283
- No!
- 1799
- 01:17:37,754 --> 01:17:39,353
- If I'm nice, I'm too nice.
- 1800
- 01:17:39,355 --> 01:17:42,356
- If I'm mean, I'm too mean.
- 1801
- 01:17:42,358 --> 01:17:43,924
- Don't walk under ladders on set,
- 1802
- 01:17:43,926 --> 01:17:47,695
- it's the same as in real life.
- Don't be stupid.
- 1803
- 01:17:50,667 --> 01:17:52,433
- What you got going over there?
- 1804
- 01:17:52,435 --> 01:17:53,934
- Trail mix.
- 1805
- 01:17:53,936 --> 01:17:56,337
- Why, why don't you just
- get a bag of MandMs?
- 1806
- 01:17:58,875 --> 01:18:01,242
- I like a challenge.
- 1807
- 01:18:01,244 --> 01:18:02,810
- Then what do you do
- about all the raisins,
- 1808
- 01:18:02,812 --> 01:18:05,413
- the peanuts, all the other
- stuff that's in there?
- 1809
- 01:18:05,415 --> 01:18:07,281
- Um, I mean, you could
- have it if you want.
- 1810
- 01:18:07,283 --> 01:18:09,316
- No, no, no, I just like MandMs.
- 1811
- 01:18:11,788 --> 01:18:14,889
- I'm, um, I'm Sabrina's
- sister, by the way.
- 1812
- 01:18:14,891 --> 01:18:18,893
- - Oh. Why are you here?
- - Yeah. Um...
- 1813
- 01:18:18,895 --> 01:18:22,229
- Assistants must be a bunch of
- hoo-has running this operation,
- 1814
- 01:18:22,231 --> 01:18:25,766
- 'cause apparently, I'm getting
- paid a legit amount of money
- 1815
- 01:18:25,768 --> 01:18:29,170
- to just sit here and
- eat free stuff.
- 1816
- 01:18:30,907 --> 01:18:33,441
- That's, uh, that's funny.
- 1817
- 01:18:33,443 --> 01:18:35,342
- So, um, I didn't
- catch your name.
- 1818
- 01:18:35,344 --> 01:18:39,046
- - Well, I'm Izzy.
- - Izzy, Charlie.
- 1819
- 01:18:39,048 --> 01:18:41,716
- - Hi, nice to meet you.
- - Reed.
- 1820
- 01:18:43,853 --> 01:18:47,054
- I'm the director of, uh,
- of this hoo-ha operation.
- 1821
- 01:18:49,125 --> 01:18:50,825
- You're the director?
- 1822
- 01:18:52,428 --> 01:18:55,963
- Yeah. And you're in my chair.
- 1823
- 01:19:01,137 --> 01:19:02,470
- That's my name.
- 1824
- 01:19:04,340 --> 01:19:05,806
- MandMs?
- 1825
- 01:19:06,809 --> 01:19:09,210
- [upbeat music]
- 1826
- 01:19:09,212 --> 01:19:10,945
- Yeah, no, it was a
- great, great first week.
- 1827
- 01:19:10,947 --> 01:19:13,380
- Thank you, guys, for, uh,
- for all the hard work.
- 1828
- 01:19:15,084 --> 01:19:16,183
- [Izzy] Hey, have you
- guys seen Sabrina?
- 1829
- 01:19:16,185 --> 01:19:18,986
- - No.
- - No, nobody?
- 1830
- 01:19:18,988 --> 01:19:22,056
- [music continues]
- 1831
- 01:19:25,228 --> 01:19:27,394
- - [Sabrina] Just a second!
- - Dude, oh, it's you. Let me in.
- 1832
- 01:19:27,396 --> 01:19:31,198
- I have to pee so bad.
- Sabrina, Sabrina!
- 1833
- 01:19:31,200 --> 01:19:32,767
- Oh, my God.
- 1834
- 01:19:36,072 --> 01:19:39,206
- Oh. Thank God. Oh.
- 1835
- 01:19:40,209 --> 01:19:42,409
- Oh, my God.
- 1836
- 01:19:42,411 --> 01:19:44,779
- I forgot to tell you
- 1837
- 01:19:44,781 --> 01:19:48,549
- that I got caught sitting
- in your director's chair.
- 1838
- 01:19:48,551 --> 01:19:50,050
- Are you okay?
- 1839
- 01:19:52,088 --> 01:19:54,088
- You feel bad about a guy.
- 1840
- 01:19:54,090 --> 01:19:57,091
- Ugh, well, welcome to my world.
- 1841
- 01:19:57,093 --> 01:19:59,393
- What is wrong with you?
- 1842
- 01:19:59,395 --> 01:20:01,428
- Can you not make this
- about you, for once?
- 1843
- 01:20:01,430 --> 01:20:03,130
- Can you try to be my big sister
- 1844
- 01:20:03,132 --> 01:20:06,467
- for one second of
- your life, please?
- 1845
- 01:20:06,469 --> 01:20:10,104
- This whole thing. I feel
- terrible about mom.
- 1846
- 01:20:10,106 --> 01:20:13,307
- She's gonna die alone now
- because I'm a nightmare
- 1847
- 01:20:13,309 --> 01:20:17,011
- and this fucking boy can't keep
- it in his drop-crotch pants.
- 1848
- 01:20:17,013 --> 01:20:20,080
- You know what I mean?
- It's just not fair.
- 1849
- 01:20:20,082 --> 01:20:22,516
- Because she wanted to be happy.
- 1850
- 01:20:22,518 --> 01:20:26,120
- We should do a song, Sabrina.
- 1851
- 01:20:26,122 --> 01:20:28,956
- - Song and dance?
- - A song and dance.
- 1852
- 01:20:29,959 --> 01:20:31,592
- Mom, you watching?
- 1853
- 01:20:31,594 --> 01:20:33,260
- - Uh-huh.
- - [Izzy] Six, seven, eight.
- 1854
- 01:20:33,262 --> 01:20:36,363
- ♪ Give my regards to Broadway ♪
- 1855
- 01:20:36,365 --> 01:20:39,834
- ♪ Remember me to Herald Square ♪
- 1856
- 01:20:39,836 --> 01:20:43,003
- ♪ Tell all the gang
- on 42nd Street ♪
- 1857
- 01:20:43,005 --> 01:20:46,574
- ♪ That I will soon be there ♪
- 1858
- 01:20:46,576 --> 01:20:49,610
- ♪ Whisper of how I'm yearning ♪
- 1859
- 01:20:49,612 --> 01:20:52,146
- ♪ To mingle with the
- old-time throng ♪
- 1860
- 01:20:52,148 --> 01:20:53,314
- Five, six.
- 1861
- 01:20:53,316 --> 01:20:56,083
- ♪ Give my regards to Broadway ♪
- 1862
- 01:20:56,085 --> 01:21:00,321
- ♪ And tell 'em I'll
- be there e'er long ♪
- 1863
- 01:21:00,323 --> 01:21:02,990
- - How's that, mom?
- - Oh, my gosh!
- 1864
- 01:21:02,992 --> 01:21:05,326
- - Who do you love more?
- - [Deb] I, I love you both.
- 1865
- 01:21:05,328 --> 01:21:07,561
- Oh, you're the cutest, mom.
- I love you, too.
- 1866
- 01:21:07,563 --> 01:21:09,029
- [Izzy] Mom, did you see my boob?
- 1867
- 01:21:09,031 --> 01:21:10,197
- [Deb] No, I didn't
- see your boob.
- 1868
- 01:21:10,199 --> 01:21:12,433
- - Boob!
- - I declared it!
- 1869
- 01:21:26,482 --> 01:21:29,483
- [Charlie] 'Cause it's my star's
- sister, I've gotta stay away.
- 1870
- 01:21:29,485 --> 01:21:32,486
- If I'm feeling
- something, I should...
- 1871
- 01:21:34,624 --> 01:21:37,424
- - Hi.
- - You came to visit me?
- 1872
- 01:21:37,426 --> 01:21:40,361
- No, I, I'm staying, I'm staying
- right down the street, you know?
- 1873
- 01:21:40,363 --> 01:21:43,631
- - [chuckles] Do you want to...
- - Yeah, I kind of want to.
- 1874
- 01:21:43,633 --> 01:21:46,133
- - Okay.
- - Hi.
- 1875
- 01:21:47,403 --> 01:21:48,669
- Hi.
- 1876
- 01:21:50,406 --> 01:21:54,275
- I was, I was looking at that.
- 1877
- 01:21:54,277 --> 01:21:57,311
- I like when the
- buds aren't open,
- 1878
- 01:21:57,313 --> 01:21:59,980
- but they just look like
- they're working so hard.
- 1879
- 01:21:59,982 --> 01:22:02,283
- - Yeah.
- - You know?
- 1880
- 01:22:02,285 --> 01:22:04,118
- They want to live.
- 1881
- 01:22:05,354 --> 01:22:07,254
- They want to live.
- 1882
- 01:22:08,257 --> 01:22:10,190
- My dad didn't want to live.
- 1883
- 01:22:12,194 --> 01:22:13,560
- Your dad?
- 1884
- 01:22:13,562 --> 01:22:16,030
- Uh, dad killed himself.
- 1885
- 01:22:16,032 --> 01:22:20,067
- But we weren't that
- close, so it's...
- 1886
- 01:22:20,069 --> 01:22:23,437
- Well, it's your dad,
- your dad's your dad.
- 1887
- 01:22:23,439 --> 01:22:27,207
- She doesn't kn-know.
- Please, don't...
- 1888
- 01:22:27,209 --> 01:22:28,575
- - No, no, I wouldn't tell...
- - Yeah.
- 1889
- 01:22:28,577 --> 01:22:29,677
- Me and my mom just decided
- 1890
- 01:22:29,679 --> 01:22:33,380
- not to tell Sabrina
- 1891
- 01:22:33,382 --> 01:22:36,216
- 'cause she was 15, and she
- thought he was the...
- 1892
- 01:22:37,720 --> 01:22:40,988
- greatest thing since
- sliced bread.
- 1893
- 01:22:40,990 --> 01:22:44,491
- But, you know, we didn't
- wanna ruin it for her.
- 1894
- 01:22:45,428 --> 01:22:47,428
- Selfish of you.
- 1895
- 01:22:49,398 --> 01:22:52,700
- - Selfish?
- - Well, it's her dad, too.
- 1896
- 01:23:01,644 --> 01:23:04,244
- Have you ever, have you
- ever told anybody that?
- 1897
- 01:23:08,517 --> 01:23:10,084
- No.
- 1898
- 01:23:14,357 --> 01:23:16,724
- - Sorry.
- - No, thank you, I mean...
- 1899
- 01:23:16,726 --> 01:23:18,492
- No, that's...
- 1900
- 01:23:20,763 --> 01:23:23,263
- So...
- 1901
- 01:23:23,265 --> 01:23:27,101
- - What, what is that?
- - Uh, it's...
- 1902
- 01:23:27,103 --> 01:23:32,406
- ♪ You can trust me 'cause
- tonight I'm your only friend ♪
- 1903
- 01:23:33,509 --> 01:23:35,209
- ♪ Baby ♪
- 1904
- 01:23:35,211 --> 01:23:36,477
- Bye.
- 1905
- 01:23:36,479 --> 01:23:38,045
- ♪ ...as an excuse ♪
- 1906
- 01:23:38,047 --> 01:23:39,780
- ♪ Whatever I never say ♪
- 1907
- 01:23:39,782 --> 01:23:41,782
- ♪ Is the real truth ♪
- 1908
- 01:23:41,784 --> 01:23:45,486
- ♪ Standing close
- just an excuse ♪
- 1909
- 01:23:47,356 --> 01:23:51,091
- ♪ No I don't know you ♪
- 1910
- 01:23:51,093 --> 01:23:54,361
- ♪ And you don't know me ♪
- 1911
- 01:23:54,363 --> 01:23:57,364
- ♪ But you must be good ♪
- 1912
- 01:23:57,366 --> 01:23:59,800
- ♪ 'Cause you got me
- weak in the knees ♪
- 1913
- 01:23:59,802 --> 01:24:01,468
- I don't want these
- flowers, so I'm just gonna
- 1914
- 01:24:01,470 --> 01:24:03,303
- put them right there, thank you.
- 1915
- 01:24:04,607 --> 01:24:08,175
- ♪ And you don't know why ♪
- 1916
- 01:24:08,177 --> 01:24:11,645
- ♪ But we're living proof ♪
- 1917
- 01:24:11,647 --> 01:24:14,448
- - Will you take this?
- - Oh...
- 1918
- 01:24:14,450 --> 01:24:17,451
- - Hey.
- - Hi.
- 1919
- 01:24:17,453 --> 01:24:19,486
- We need to rehearse i-in my
- trailer in ten, if that's cool.
- 1920
- 01:24:19,488 --> 01:24:22,356
- - [woman] Excuse me.
- - We'll go over 63.
- 1921
- 01:24:22,358 --> 01:24:23,657
- - Uh, no.
- - These are from Sebastian.
- 1922
- 01:24:23,659 --> 01:24:27,327
- Yes, no. Charlie, yes. No.
- 1923
- 01:24:27,329 --> 01:24:29,763
- Wait, sorry.
- 1924
- 01:24:29,765 --> 01:24:33,567
- - Um, hi, Izzy.
- - Hey.
- 1925
- 01:24:33,569 --> 01:24:37,237
- It's good to see, both
- of you, but... Yeah.
- 1926
- 01:24:37,239 --> 01:24:39,473
- - Izzy?
- - I'm here for you right now.
- 1927
- 01:24:39,475 --> 01:24:41,642
- I am here for you right now.
- 1928
- 01:24:41,644 --> 01:24:43,777
- I am assisting, that's my job.
- 1929
- 01:24:43,779 --> 01:24:46,647
- Hi, I'm Izzy. I
- assist, I big sister.
- 1930
- 01:24:46,649 --> 01:24:49,149
- - Mm-hmm.
- - Yup. Thirsty?
- 1931
- 01:24:49,151 --> 01:24:52,686
- I knew it, that's
- what I thought.
- 1932
- 01:24:52,688 --> 01:24:57,491
- ♪ Fighting on a feeling that
- melts in before it fades ♪
- 1933
- 01:24:57,493 --> 01:24:59,560
- - Hi.
- - Hi.
- 1934
- 01:24:59,562 --> 01:25:01,595
- - You look nice.
- - So do you.
- 1935
- 01:25:01,597 --> 01:25:03,564
- ♪ We don't feel the same ♪
- 1936
- 01:25:03,566 --> 01:25:05,332
- - Okay, bye.
- - Okay, bye.
- 1937
- 01:25:05,334 --> 01:25:07,634
- ♪ But we be throwing down ♪
- 1938
- 01:25:07,636 --> 01:25:10,104
- [Charlie] No, I wanna know,
- you-you have to just
- 1939
- 01:25:10,106 --> 01:25:12,206
- give me word by word
- why it's a great show.
- 1940
- 01:25:12,208 --> 01:25:14,108
- Okay, it's... Well, part
- of it is their chemistry.
- 1941
- 01:25:14,110 --> 01:25:16,643
- Because, you know,
- they're so different,
- 1942
- 01:25:16,645 --> 01:25:20,180
- they're, like, polar opposites.
- Scully is a skeptic and...
- 1943
- 01:25:20,182 --> 01:25:22,783
- ♪ No I don't know you ♪
- 1944
- 01:25:22,785 --> 01:25:26,453
- ♪ And you don't know me ♪
- 1945
- 01:25:26,455 --> 01:25:28,288
- ♪ But you must be ♪
- 1946
- 01:25:28,290 --> 01:25:30,424
- Vegas isn't for losers, Howard.
- 1947
- 01:25:30,426 --> 01:25:33,494
- Vegas isn't for losers, Howard.
- 1948
- 01:25:33,496 --> 01:25:37,264
- Vegas isn't for losers,
- Howard, darling.
- 1949
- 01:25:37,266 --> 01:25:40,601
- Darling, Howard, darling,
- Vegas isn't for losers.
- 1950
- 01:25:40,603 --> 01:25:43,303
- ♪ But the living proof ♪
- 1951
- 01:25:43,305 --> 01:25:45,305
- [Izzy] It made your day.
- [Charlie] Well, it did.
- 1952
- 01:25:45,307 --> 01:25:47,875
- [Izzy] You wanna get a drink?
- [Charlie] No.
- 1953
- 01:25:47,877 --> 01:25:52,246
- You wanna watch a hit
- mix in Bears Ears...
- 1954
- 01:25:52,248 --> 01:25:55,649
- - No.
- - You wanna...
- 1955
- 01:25:56,919 --> 01:26:00,187
- Um... this.
- 1956
- 01:26:00,189 --> 01:26:03,524
- - They're from Sebastian.
- - Um...
- 1957
- 01:26:03,526 --> 01:26:07,861
- ♪ Fix your hands put your
- feet on the ground ♪
- 1958
- 01:26:07,863 --> 01:26:10,297
- - They're irises.
- - No, I don't, I don't want them.
- 1959
- 01:26:10,299 --> 01:26:11,365
- Oh, sure. Okay.
- 1960
- 01:26:11,367 --> 01:26:12,432
- - Yes.
- - Thank you. Sorry.
- 1961
- 01:26:12,434 --> 01:26:14,501
- ♪ They wanna go ♪
- 1962
- 01:26:14,503 --> 01:26:17,771
- ♪ No I don't know you ♪
- 1963
- 01:26:17,773 --> 01:26:21,241
- ♪ And you don't know me ♪
- 1964
- 01:26:21,243 --> 01:26:24,344
- ♪ But you must be good ♪
- 1965
- 01:26:24,346 --> 01:26:28,248
- ♪ 'Cause you got me
- weak in the knees ♪
- 1966
- 01:26:28,250 --> 01:26:31,418
- ♪ No I don't know how ♪
- 1967
- 01:26:31,420 --> 01:26:34,755
- ♪ And you don't know why ♪
- 1968
- 01:26:34,757 --> 01:26:37,925
- ♪ But we're living proof ♪
- 1969
- 01:26:37,927 --> 01:26:39,793
- ♪ Things will go right ♪
- 1970
- 01:26:39,795 --> 01:26:41,662
- - [Izzy] Aah!
- - Sorry, it's...
- 1971
- 01:26:41,664 --> 01:26:44,198
- My carpet is slippery.
- 1972
- 01:26:46,969 --> 01:26:48,869
- Wait. Wait, wait, wait,
- wait, wait, wait.
- 1973
- 01:26:48,871 --> 01:26:50,437
- - Izzy, Izzy.
- - No, what?
- 1974
- 01:26:50,439 --> 01:26:51,939
- - We should stop.
- - No, what? Why, why, why?
- 1975
- 01:26:51,941 --> 01:26:53,574
- - We need to stop, stop.
- - Why, why?
- 1976
- 01:26:53,576 --> 01:26:55,742
- - I, uh...
- - What's wrong?
- 1977
- 01:26:55,744 --> 01:26:57,945
- - Fucking came, I came.
- - What?
- 1978
- 01:26:57,947 --> 01:27:01,315
- - I just came.
- - Oh.
- 1979
- 01:27:01,317 --> 01:27:02,616
- Um...
- 1980
- 01:27:04,520 --> 01:27:06,753
- - That's okay.
- - I'm just gonna...
- 1981
- 01:27:10,793 --> 01:27:14,228
- - I'm just gonna roll over.
- - That's fine.
- 1982
- 01:27:14,230 --> 01:27:16,730
- Do you want, do you
- want to, like,
- 1983
- 01:27:16,732 --> 01:27:20,834
- wait a... couple of minutes
- and, and try again?
- 1984
- 01:27:20,836 --> 01:27:22,502
- Oh, fuck.
- 1985
- 01:27:23,606 --> 01:27:25,405
- - Fuck.
- - I honestly...
- 1986
- 01:27:25,407 --> 01:27:27,474
- - I-I don't care, at all.
- - No, seri...
- 1987
- 01:27:27,476 --> 01:27:29,509
- No, h-honestly, thank you.
- 1988
- 01:27:30,746 --> 01:27:32,646
- I like you, okay?
- 1989
- 01:27:32,648 --> 01:27:35,282
- - I'm so embarrassed.
- - Don't be.
- 1990
- 01:27:38,354 --> 01:27:42,723
- I don't care. I don't
- fucking care, okay?
- 1991
- 01:27:43,726 --> 01:27:45,692
- Okay?
- 1992
- 01:27:45,694 --> 01:27:47,394
- Oh, fuck.
- 1993
- 01:27:48,831 --> 01:27:52,599
- Uh, I, I have to take a shower.
- 1994
- 01:27:52,601 --> 01:27:55,435
- - Okay.
- - I can just feel it everywhere.
- 1995
- 01:27:56,805 --> 01:27:59,940
- - You can shower.
- - I just gotta clean it up.
- 1996
- 01:27:59,942 --> 01:28:01,875
- - But then we'll hang.
- - Whatever you want.
- 1997
- 01:28:01,877 --> 01:28:04,544
- I, like, filled up. I mean,
- it's a lot, so that's good.
- 1998
- 01:28:04,546 --> 01:28:06,380
- It's, like, a compliment,
- but it's just...
- 1999
- 01:28:06,382 --> 01:28:07,714
- That is a compliment.
- 2000
- 01:28:07,716 --> 01:28:10,450
- - Thank you. Don't...
- - A ton of... semen.
- 2001
- 01:28:10,452 --> 01:28:12,452
- I don't know why I'm
- fucking weird, though.
- 2002
- 01:28:12,454 --> 01:28:15,522
- I'm weird about this stuff.
- 2003
- 01:28:18,327 --> 01:28:20,394
- [Charlie] Ah, fucker.
- 2004
- 01:28:22,031 --> 01:28:24,965
- Don't get annoyed at yourself
- for your real thoughts,
- 2005
- 01:28:24,967 --> 01:28:28,368
- y-your thoughts are your thoughts.
- End memo.
- 2006
- 01:28:30,005 --> 01:28:32,306
- - Hey.
- - Hey.
- 2007
- 01:28:32,308 --> 01:28:33,840
- I, uh, I got you something.
- 2008
- 01:28:33,842 --> 01:28:35,776
- Yeah. Okay.
- 2009
- 01:28:35,778 --> 01:28:38,812
- Yeah, just the MandMs.
- 2010
- 01:28:38,814 --> 01:28:40,647
- [Charlie] That's hilarious.
- [Izzy] What's up? How are you?
- 2011
- 01:28:40,649 --> 01:28:42,849
- I'm good, we're good,
- Um, yeah, I'm good.
- 2012
- 01:28:42,851 --> 01:28:45,385
- Just, uh, like, going
- through just...
- 2013
- 01:28:45,387 --> 01:28:46,720
- I'm actually in the
- middle of a meeting
- 2014
- 01:28:46,722 --> 01:28:50,490
- with these guys right now, so...
- 2015
- 01:28:54,997 --> 01:28:57,364
- Yeah, we're just trying
- to figure it out.
- 2016
- 01:28:59,635 --> 01:29:01,635
- Right, okay.
- 2017
- 01:29:01,637 --> 01:29:03,370
- - Great, okay.
- - Yeah, I'll talk to you later.
- 2018
- 01:29:03,372 --> 01:29:05,092
- - [Izzy] Yeah.
- - All right.
- 2019
- 01:29:05,941 --> 01:29:07,374
- Um...
- 2020
- 01:29:13,682 --> 01:29:15,649
- [Izzy] I was wondering
- if you could talk.
- 2021
- 01:29:15,651 --> 01:29:18,118
- Do you wanna come outside or...
- 2022
- 01:29:18,120 --> 01:29:20,687
- I-I'm here now, so...
- 2023
- 01:29:20,689 --> 01:29:22,723
- [Charlie] Hey.
- 2024
- 01:29:22,725 --> 01:29:24,691
- Hi, come down.
- 2025
- 01:29:27,930 --> 01:29:30,764
- I'm just in my socks.
- 2026
- 01:29:30,766 --> 01:29:33,633
- - Um... Hey.
- - Hi.
- 2027
- 01:29:33,635 --> 01:29:34,901
- This is different now,
- 2028
- 01:29:34,903 --> 01:29:38,372
- which is dumb, and
- it shouldn't be.
- 2029
- 01:29:38,374 --> 01:29:39,639
- No, I-I'm just, uh...
- 2030
- 01:29:39,641 --> 01:29:41,007
- I've been so exhausted,
- I'm just trying
- 2031
- 01:29:41,009 --> 01:29:42,876
- to get through these
- last few days, you know?
- 2032
- 01:29:42,878 --> 01:29:45,011
- You were right about the jizz
- thing, that was a compliment...
- 2033
- 01:29:45,013 --> 01:29:47,781
- It wasn't about that.
- I like being alone.
- 2034
- 01:29:48,884 --> 01:29:50,784
- No one likes being alone.
- 2035
- 01:29:50,786 --> 01:29:52,586
- I do, and I'm, I'm
- gonna go to sleep,
- 2036
- 01:29:52,588 --> 01:29:53,987
- but that's what I need
- to do right now...
- 2037
- 01:29:53,989 --> 01:29:55,856
- Charlie.
- 2038
- 01:29:57,593 --> 01:29:59,626
- I felt like you saw me...
- 2039
- 01:30:01,463 --> 01:30:03,096
- and I saw you.
- 2040
- 01:30:04,733 --> 01:30:08,568
- You saw who I was, that
- we could be ourselves.
- 2041
- 01:30:09,872 --> 01:30:12,105
- And then that was really great.
- 2042
- 01:30:16,178 --> 01:30:18,178
- Tell me I didn't
- make this all up.
- 2043
- 01:30:18,180 --> 01:30:21,448
- [mellow music]
- 2044
- 01:30:23,118 --> 01:30:24,951
- No. You know what?
- 2045
- 01:30:26,588 --> 01:30:28,855
- It's okay.
- 2046
- 01:30:28,857 --> 01:30:30,424
- I don't need that.
- 2047
- 01:30:34,496 --> 01:30:36,062
- I don't need it.
- 2048
- 01:30:40,068 --> 01:30:42,903
- ♪ All the stuff
- that we carried ♪
- 2049
- 01:30:42,905 --> 01:30:44,738
- What about the phone?
- 2050
- 01:30:46,909 --> 01:30:50,010
- It's all the things I can't say.
- 2051
- 01:30:50,012 --> 01:30:53,747
- ♪ A place where
- I'll be paralyzed ♪
- 2052
- 01:30:53,749 --> 01:30:57,217
- ♪ Make an honest decision ♪
- 2053
- 01:30:57,219 --> 01:30:59,719
- ♪ Will you keep or confide ♪
- 2054
- 01:30:59,721 --> 01:31:01,755
- Fuck!
- 2055
- 01:31:01,757 --> 01:31:04,224
- What do I say? What do I say?
- 2056
- 01:31:04,226 --> 01:31:08,528
- Oh, I see, you want answers
- to questions, you want...
- 2057
- 01:31:08,530 --> 01:31:10,964
- Uh, then I'll tell you answers,
- 2058
- 01:31:10,966 --> 01:31:14,601
- like, I haven't ever been fucking
- laid before, not really.
- 2059
- 01:31:16,071 --> 01:31:18,772
- Or that I can't fall, I
- can't fall like you...
- 2060
- 01:31:18,774 --> 01:31:20,106
- I don't know how to do that.
- 2061
- 01:31:20,108 --> 01:31:21,842
- I don't know how you
- just go all the way in.
- 2062
- 01:31:21,844 --> 01:31:23,877
- It-it scares me and
- I'm bad at it,
- 2063
- 01:31:23,879 --> 01:31:25,779
- and I don't...
- 2064
- 01:31:25,781 --> 01:31:27,614
- And I want to...
- 2065
- 01:31:29,251 --> 01:31:33,253
- I want to give you an
- answer, like, I love you.
- 2066
- 01:31:33,255 --> 01:31:37,791
- I do see you, I see you
- right now, I saw you.
- 2067
- 01:31:39,728 --> 01:31:41,761
- I love you.
- 2068
- 01:31:41,763 --> 01:31:44,064
- I can't. I can't.
- 2069
- 01:31:44,066 --> 01:31:47,534
- ♪ Will you leave me here? ♪
- 2070
- 01:31:47,536 --> 01:31:50,904
- ♪ Will you make it clear ♪
- 2071
- 01:31:50,906 --> 01:31:54,975
- ♪ That it's in love ♪
- 2072
- 01:31:54,977 --> 01:31:57,811
- ♪ And I'm in love ♪
- 2073
- 01:31:57,813 --> 01:32:00,814
- ♪ You reminded me ♪
- 2074
- 01:32:00,816 --> 01:32:04,184
- ♪ That is silently ♪
- 2075
- 01:32:04,186 --> 01:32:08,555
- ♪ The truth is it's in love ♪
- 2076
- 01:32:08,557 --> 01:32:11,224
- ♪ And I'm in love ♪
- 2077
- 01:32:11,226 --> 01:32:14,261
- ♪ Though it's hard to see ♪
- 2078
- 01:32:14,263 --> 01:32:18,698
- ♪ I am where I'm supposed ♪
- 2079
- 01:32:18,700 --> 01:32:22,135
- ♪ To be ♪
- 2080
- 01:32:22,137 --> 01:32:24,871
- - I see those made the cut.
- - Yeah.
- 2081
- 01:32:24,873 --> 01:32:26,273
- You wanna know what the card says?
- It says...
- 2082
- 01:32:26,275 --> 01:32:27,841
- "Sabrina, I wanna give
- my whole life to you.
- 2083
- 01:32:27,843 --> 01:32:30,911
- Love, Sebastian." Like, ew.
- 2084
- 01:32:30,913 --> 01:32:33,780
- - Kind of great.
- - That is super sweet.
- 2085
- 01:32:35,617 --> 01:32:39,152
- Can I, um... Can I
- read you something?
- 2086
- 01:32:39,154 --> 01:32:42,956
- Uh, yeah, I mean, yeah.
- 2087
- 01:32:46,061 --> 01:32:50,063
- There's nothing accidental
- about anything for us.
- 2088
- 01:32:51,199 --> 01:32:54,768
- Me to men is no accident.
- 2089
- 01:32:54,770 --> 01:32:58,071
- Mom to moving on,
- it's no accident.
- 2090
- 01:32:58,073 --> 01:33:01,107
- "Your disquiet, your distrust
- 2091
- 01:33:01,109 --> 01:33:04,978
- "to Sebastian, to us all.
- 2092
- 01:33:04,980 --> 01:33:08,915
- "I'm sure now that, um, secrets
- are lies we tell ourselves,
- 2093
- 01:33:08,917 --> 01:33:13,219
- "I'm just not sure how
- long you could feel it...
- 2094
- 01:33:13,221 --> 01:33:16,923
- "that there was no car accident.
- 2095
- 01:33:19,895 --> 01:33:23,597
- "Nothing is an accident,
- not the length of my lie
- 2096
- 01:33:23,599 --> 01:33:26,166
- "or the sureness
- of dad's choice,
- 2097
- 01:33:26,168 --> 01:33:29,903
- not the curve of the planet or
- the days in a year, and..."
- 2098
- 01:33:29,905 --> 01:33:32,205
- [sniffles]
- 2099
- 01:33:33,041 --> 01:33:34,808
- I'm selfish.
- 2100
- 01:33:36,078 --> 01:33:38,078
- And I had to tell you.
- 2101
- 01:33:38,080 --> 01:33:41,881
- I had to read it because...
- 2102
- 01:33:43,619 --> 01:33:45,652
- I'm not a good big sister.
- 2103
- 01:33:57,933 --> 01:33:59,099
- [door shuts]
- 2104
- 01:34:01,737 --> 01:34:04,738
- Come on, sister, Full House
- street never lost its creep,
- 2105
- 01:34:04,740 --> 01:34:07,374
- and I am RDY to Space Jam.
- 2106
- 01:34:07,376 --> 01:34:10,744
- - Let's go.
- - Come here.
- 2107
- 01:34:10,746 --> 01:34:12,379
- Okay, so, Iz,
- 2108
- 01:34:12,381 --> 01:34:15,048
- if you thought that
- vagina hands were bad,
- 2109
- 01:34:15,050 --> 01:34:19,185
- this is AIDS feet and dog
- wormies and SARS, so...
- 2110
- 01:34:19,187 --> 01:34:21,721
- Come on, come on, Sabrina.
- 2111
- 01:34:21,723 --> 01:34:23,356
- You want me to sit
- on the ground?
- 2112
- 01:34:23,358 --> 01:34:25,258
- [Izzy] Yes, on the ground.
- 2113
- 01:34:27,262 --> 01:34:31,798
- I'll use this only
- because I love you.
- 2114
- 01:34:31,800 --> 01:34:34,868
- - No more wormies.
- - Ugh!
- 2115
- 01:34:34,870 --> 01:34:38,405
- [Sabrina] This is gross. Uh-huh.
- 2116
- 01:34:38,407 --> 01:34:41,141
- I feel like this stuff will
- feel better if we yell it.
- 2117
- 01:34:41,143 --> 01:34:42,776
- What stuff?
- 2118
- 01:34:43,745 --> 01:34:46,046
- I miss you, dad!
- 2119
- 01:34:48,316 --> 01:34:51,351
- Oh, okay, so that's
- what we're doing.
- 2120
- 01:34:51,353 --> 01:34:53,219
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 2121
- 01:34:57,859 --> 01:35:00,260
- I miss you, Sebastian!
- 2122
- 01:35:02,197 --> 01:35:04,798
- I'm sorry, Sabrina!
- 2123
- 01:35:08,970 --> 01:35:10,403
- About what?
- 2124
- 01:35:18,380 --> 01:35:20,447
- Dad killed himself?
- 2125
- 01:35:26,488 --> 01:35:27,954
- Yeah.
- 2126
- 01:35:29,157 --> 01:35:31,024
- He didn't say goodbye.
- 2127
- 01:35:42,337 --> 01:35:45,205
- I hate it when people
- don't say goodbye!
- 2128
- 01:35:45,207 --> 01:35:46,806
- I hate it!
- 2129
- 01:35:52,347 --> 01:35:55,348
- You've been big-sister-ing
- this whole time.
- 2130
- 01:36:00,188 --> 01:36:03,056
- Can I small-sister real quick?
- 2131
- 01:36:03,058 --> 01:36:05,892
- Okay, whoa. [sobbing]
- 2132
- 01:36:09,798 --> 01:36:11,297
- I ready your notebook.
- 2133
- 01:36:13,769 --> 01:36:16,269
- I read all your stories.
- 2134
- 01:36:16,271 --> 01:36:18,238
- [chuckles]
- 2135
- 01:36:18,240 --> 01:36:20,373
- It's your year of
- spectacular men.
- 2136
- 01:36:22,377 --> 01:36:23,810
- I never thought
- about it that way.
- 2137
- 01:36:23,812 --> 01:36:24,944
- - What do you mean?
- - I mean...
- 2138
- 01:36:24,946 --> 01:36:26,246
- Don't stories have endings?
- 2139
- 01:36:26,248 --> 01:36:29,048
- I mean, you'd think
- I'd have an ending
- 2140
- 01:36:29,050 --> 01:36:32,318
- because that's what I
- wanted, I wanted endings,
- 2141
- 01:36:32,320 --> 01:36:35,421
- I wanted answers to
- questions, but...
- 2142
- 01:36:38,126 --> 01:36:40,226
- Ugh! Look!
- 2143
- 01:36:41,496 --> 01:36:43,463
- Here we are.
- 2144
- 01:36:43,465 --> 01:36:47,066
- Look at those flowers,
- there's a million answers.
- 2145
- 01:36:52,440 --> 01:36:56,109
- That's Aaron and Mikey
- and Logan and mom.
- 2146
- 01:36:58,313 --> 01:37:00,847
- - And dad.
- - And dad.
- 2147
- 01:37:03,084 --> 01:37:06,219
- And Charlie and Ross.
- 2148
- 01:37:06,221 --> 01:37:07,554
- Amythyst.
- 2149
- 01:37:08,523 --> 01:37:10,256
- And Sebastian.
- 2150
- 01:37:12,060 --> 01:37:15,161
- And they're all attached
- to the roots...
- 2151
- 01:37:15,163 --> 01:37:18,097
- to mine and yours, they,
- they're the answers,
- 2152
- 01:37:18,099 --> 01:37:20,166
- and I don't want endings.
- 2153
- 01:37:25,006 --> 01:37:26,105
- More.
- 2154
- 01:37:30,212 --> 01:37:33,146
- Aren't we privileged that
- we get to have more?
- 2155
- 01:37:39,621 --> 01:37:42,422
- You're fucking good,
- Isabel Klein!
- 2156
- 01:37:46,595 --> 01:37:49,529
- And you're my big sister.
- 2157
- 01:37:49,531 --> 01:37:51,297
- And you're right.
- 2158
- 01:37:51,299 --> 01:37:53,867
- Things do feel better
- when you yell them.
- 2159
- 01:37:56,104 --> 01:37:59,172
- [instrumental music]
- 2160
- 01:38:02,244 --> 01:38:04,878
- [Izzy] I kept thinking
- that this year
- 2161
- 01:38:04,880 --> 01:38:06,913
- would tell me a story,
- 2162
- 01:38:06,915 --> 01:38:09,582
- but it turns out,
- 2163
- 01:38:09,584 --> 01:38:13,052
- I wrote one, instead.
- 2164
- 01:38:13,054 --> 01:38:16,923
- One with sum totals
- and struggles
- 2165
- 01:38:16,925 --> 01:38:20,326
- and selfishness and squiggles
- 2166
- 01:38:20,328 --> 01:38:23,196
- and sistering.
- 2167
- 01:38:23,198 --> 01:38:24,998
- Do your thing.
- 2168
- 01:38:26,268 --> 01:38:29,002
- One where certain people
- 2169
- 01:38:29,004 --> 01:38:31,371
- really should get their ending.
- 2170
- 01:38:35,243 --> 01:38:37,911
- Everything falling
- into the perfect spot,
- 2171
- 01:38:37,913 --> 01:38:40,680
- the sun shining just
- right on their faces,
- 2172
- 01:38:40,682 --> 01:38:44,617
- a moment of togetherness
- 2173
- 01:38:44,619 --> 01:38:47,020
- where you have the
- extraordinary privilege
- 2174
- 01:38:47,022 --> 01:38:48,588
- of saying hello...
- 2175
- 01:38:50,392 --> 01:38:51,691
- and not goodbye.
- 2176
- 01:38:54,562 --> 01:38:57,297
- I've never been good at seeing
- where I should go next,
- 2177
- 01:38:57,299 --> 01:39:00,266
- and that's funny to me
- now because, I mean,
- 2178
- 01:39:00,268 --> 01:39:03,336
- the real secret is
- that nobody knows...
- 2179
- 01:39:03,338 --> 01:39:05,071
- - Catch it!
- - Halt!
- 2180
- 01:39:05,073 --> 01:39:07,974
- And everyone's just guessing.
- 2181
- 01:39:07,976 --> 01:39:11,344
- And there is no thing...
- 2182
- 01:39:13,014 --> 01:39:18,418
- except for the one
- tiny thing I do know,
- 2183
- 01:39:18,420 --> 01:39:22,522
- the one small thing I know
- for sure, which is that
- 2184
- 01:39:22,524 --> 01:39:26,326
- in every story, every single
- person gets an ending.
- 2185
- 01:39:27,395 --> 01:39:29,062
- It's just that now...
- 2186
- 01:39:31,299 --> 01:39:32,632
- it's my beginning.
- 2187
- 01:39:32,634 --> 01:39:34,567
- ♪ Place looks fine ♪
- 2188
- 01:39:34,569 --> 01:39:37,070
- ♪ It's so good to see you ♪
- 2189
- 01:39:37,072 --> 01:39:40,373
- ♪ You look very nice ♪
- 2190
- 01:39:41,476 --> 01:39:44,544
- ♪ Are you listening? ♪
- 2191
- 01:39:44,546 --> 01:39:49,682
- ♪ I want to tell you
- everywhere I've been ♪
- 2192
- 01:39:51,453 --> 01:39:53,720
- ♪ Take my hand ♪
- 2193
- 01:39:53,722 --> 01:39:56,222
- ♪ 'Cause there are no answers ♪
- 2194
- 01:39:56,224 --> 01:39:59,492
- ♪ And there are no ends ♪
- 2195
- 01:40:01,162 --> 01:40:04,163
- Sex was great. [laughs]
- 2196
- 01:40:04,165 --> 01:40:05,398
- There's always that,
- I mean, that's just,
- 2197
- 01:40:05,400 --> 01:40:07,066
- like, a guy thing to say, but...
- 2198
- 01:40:07,068 --> 01:40:10,603
- ♪ ...are alive ♪
- 2199
- 01:40:10,605 --> 01:40:12,271
- I don't know how
- she's doing now,
- 2200
- 01:40:12,273 --> 01:40:15,408
- but I wish her the best, right?
- 2201
- 01:40:15,410 --> 01:40:18,211
- ♪ ...to find the end ♪
- 2202
- 01:40:18,213 --> 01:40:21,080
- ♪ But it was hiding from me ♪
- 2203
- 01:40:21,082 --> 01:40:23,216
- I wish it could have worked.
- 2204
- 01:40:23,218 --> 01:40:27,653
- ♪ So I started over again ♪
- 2205
- 01:40:27,655 --> 01:40:30,356
- ♪ Counted till I could see ♪
- 2206
- 01:40:30,358 --> 01:40:32,158
- Yeah, this girl couldn't
- ski to save her life.
- 2207
- 01:40:32,160 --> 01:40:33,760
- I saw her fucking snowballing
- down the mountain.
- 2208
- 01:40:33,762 --> 01:40:35,722
- I had to take her
- down on a gurney.
- 2209
- 01:40:39,200 --> 01:40:41,667
- ♪ Are you listening? ♪
- 2210
- 01:40:41,669 --> 01:40:43,336
- I don't know why I'm so weird.
- 2211
- 01:40:43,338 --> 01:40:45,104
- I don't know why I-I had
- to be weird with her.
- 2212
- 01:40:45,106 --> 01:40:47,440
- ♪ Where I've been ♪
- 2213
- 01:40:49,444 --> 01:40:51,477
- ♪ Take my hand ♪
- 2214
- 01:40:51,479 --> 01:40:53,813
- ♪ 'Cause there are no answers ♪
- 2215
- 01:40:53,815 --> 01:40:57,183
- ♪ And there are no ends ♪
- 2216
- 01:40:59,120 --> 01:41:01,354
- ♪ Your place looks fine ♪
- 2217
- 01:41:01,356 --> 01:41:03,756
- ♪ Dance with me dance with me ♪
- 2218
- 01:41:03,758 --> 01:41:06,459
- ♪ We are alive ♪
- 2219
- 01:41:07,328 --> 01:41:08,361
- ♪ We are ♪
- 2220
- 01:41:08,363 --> 01:41:15,435
- ♪ Alive ♪
- 2221
- 01:41:17,138 --> 01:41:22,075
- ♪ We are alive ♪
- 2222
- 01:41:22,077 --> 01:41:26,479
- ♪ We are alive ♪
- 2223
- 01:41:26,481 --> 01:41:33,553
- ♪ We are alive ♪
- 2224
- 01:41:36,191 --> 01:41:43,262
- ♪ We are alive ♪
- 2225
- 01:41:47,235 --> 01:41:49,102
- ♪ Your place looks fine ♪
- 2226
- 01:41:49,104 --> 01:41:51,437
- ♪ It's so good to see you ♪
- 2227
- 01:41:51,439 --> 01:41:54,674
- ♪ You look very nice ♪
- 2228
- 01:41:55,877 --> 01:41:58,778
- ♪ Are you listening? ♪
- 2229
- 01:41:58,780 --> 01:42:04,150
- ♪ I wanna tell you
- everywhere I've been ♪
- 2230
- 01:42:06,254 --> 01:42:08,354
- ♪ Take my hand ♪
- 2231
- 01:42:08,356 --> 01:42:10,690
- ♪ 'Cause there are no answers ♪
- 2232
- 01:42:10,692 --> 01:42:14,160
- ♪ And there are no ends ♪
- 2233
- 01:42:15,697 --> 01:42:18,264
- ♪ Your place looks fine ♪
- 2234
- 01:42:18,266 --> 01:42:20,566
- ♪ Dance with me dance with me ♪
- 2235
- 01:42:20,568 --> 01:42:24,137
- ♪ We are alive ♪
- 2236
- 01:42:24,139 --> 01:42:25,238
- ♪ We are ♪
- 2237
- 01:42:25,240 --> 01:42:32,311
- ♪ Alive ♪
- 2238
- 01:42:33,748 --> 01:42:38,151
- ♪ We are alive ♪
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