Incredibly un-rare 3v1 Imp vs human showdown

DM
You spot the strange creatures as they climb up through the black sludge like water. There are three, all with X's for eyes. They don't notice you, and are about 15 feet away.
Peter_Archus
You wait silently
For their approach
DM
The start making their way towards your camp.
Peter_Archus
You wait to strike as soon as anyone is within range
DM
You could run out and make a sneak attack at any time. They're within range to begin with.
Peter_Archus
Ok, You attempt to sneak attack the closest imp
DM
Roll to hit with advantage
Peter_Archus
!roll 2#1d20
NOTTyche[DICE]
rolled 2#1d20 -->  | [ 1d20=15 ]{15}, [ 1d20=4 ]{4}
DM
Hit, roll, damage
Peter_Archus
!roll 1d8+2
NOTTyche[DICE]
rolled 1d8+2 --> [ 1d8=1 ] | {3}
DM
(Your to hit mod and damage mod are the same, btw)
DM
You hit the imp with a glancing blow, startling the whole group. Roll initiative.
Peter_Archus
!roll 1d20+2
NOTTyche[DICE]
rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {10}
DM
!roll 3#1d20+2
NOTTyche[DICE]
rolled 3#1d20+2 -->  | [ 1d20=16 ]{18}, [ 1d20=4 ]{6}, [ 1d20=9 ]{11}
DM
The one closest to you chatters angrily before turning to take a swipe at you.
!roll 1d20
NOTTyche[DICE]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {1}
DM
It misses, slips on the muck, and lands on the ground prone.
The one furthest back jumps up and down before running forward to try for himself.
!roll 1d20
NOTTyche[DICE]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {7}
DM
He slides around in the muck and ends up missing miserably and a few feet to your right.
Peter's turn.
Peter_Archus
You Coup de Grace the hoe next to you, straight to the neck, perfect trophy
← NOTTyche[DICE] has quit (Ping timeout: 195 seconds)
DM
There went tyche, you coup de graced him right off the irc
https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm
Peter_Archus
Roll(1d8)+2:
3,+2
Total:5
DM
10
You chop the imp's head right off but it doesn't stay. The head and body both disappear in a poof of smoke and leave a bunch of blue gusher type things behind.
Peter_Archus
"Aww come on game, really"
You run to the other imp and punch his face
DM
The other one next to you or in front of you?
Peter_Archus
next to me
DM
Roll to hit
Peter_Archus
(i just love to run)
Peter_Archus
Roll(1d20)+2: 19,+2 Total:21
DM
You punch the imp in the face for 3 damage
Peter_Archus
"Take that, freak"
DM
As you have no more actions, the last imp finally moves. It runs up and tries to hit you.
!roll 1d20
oh right
Peter_Archus
no tyche
DM
Roll(1d20)+0:
17,+0
Total:17
Roll(1d4)+1:
3,+1
Total:4
Take 4 damage
The two imps high five.
The other imp makes an attempt on your life as well!
Roll(1d20)+0:
5,+0
Total:5
He touches your leg much too lightly and it's kind of uncomfortable.
Peter's turn.
Peter_Archus
You take a swing at the weaker imp, yeah the one with a very slight bruise on his cheek.
DM
Roll to hit
Peter_Archus
Roll(1d20)+2: 10,+2 Total:12
DM
You just barely miss, cutting some of the hair from its little imp head.
Peter_Archus
Reasonably mad, You attempt to hit the imps face again, leave another tiny bruise.
DM
You know what to roll by now
Peter_Archus
Roll(1d20)+2: 15,+2 Total:17
DM
You punch the imp in the face and you swear there are little stars circling its head.
Peter_Archus
Quickly you attempt to "hide" behind one of your hidden traps, not to far from you.
DM
You go back about 20 feet and stand inconspicuously behind a bush.
The uninjured imp yells at you in threatening babbles before running at you. He triggers your trap! Roll whatever the damage is for that
Peter_Archus
Snare or Bear Trap?
DM
You tell me
Peter_Archus
Let's say bear trap, cause i'm afraid of hitting myself
Roll(1d6)+0: 4,+0 Total:4
DM
The trap closes on the imp's leg and it yowls in pain, stopped in its tracks.
The dazed imp immediately snaps to attention and goes to its friend to help, spending its turn getting the other imp out of the trap.
Peter's turn.
Peter_Archus
Test your luck at the good ol' game of SWING AT THE IMMMMMPPPP, the weaker one to be especific
Roll(1d20)+2: 16,+2 Total:18
DM
You hit the imp. The second your axe touches it it explodes into more gushers. Wow you hardly had to touch that thing.
The other imp looks horrified.
Peter_Archus
punch the dude
Roll(1d20)+2: 6,+2 Total:8
DM
The imp dodges your fist.
Peter_Archus
STAND YOUR GROUND, like a badass
DM
The imp turns and BOLTS
he runs 60 feet away from you to your tent and uses his imp claws to cut a hole in the side.
Peter's turn.
Peter_Archus
That MoFo
Charge at him
Then punch his face again
Peter_Archus
Roll(1d20)+2: 16,+2 Total:18
DM
You punch the imp in the face and it screechs.
It grabs the wooden tent pole and pulls it free! Now it is an imp weilding a pole, and your tent has collapsed.
Peter's turn.
Peter_Archus
You strike at the imps legs (+
to cripple him
Roll(1d20)+2: 20,+2 Total:22
Peter_Archus
Roll(1d4)+2: 3,+2 Total:5 X2 = 10
enemy's movement is reduced by 10
DM
The imp is chopped in two and explodes to even more fabulous grist.
gain 51 build grist and 60 xp
Peter_Archus
"What are this shiny things even
Peter_Archus
"Welp gonna take a few photos" Peter makes awesome poses in front of his phone, by the grist that is quickly dissapearing
DM
The grist that he is apparently absorbing*
While he's taking pictures, his computer pings loudly.
Peter_Archus
You also pose the tinkerplush and take photos of it by the remaning grist
Peter_Archus
"What could it be? Better check." Peter says as he checks his arm computer/phone/printer/gamemachine/pretty-much-ultimate-bullshit-aparatus
DM
It says Alya is connecting to your server program. Looks like you're going to have to do that part next.