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> ash foreach i in $items[]{if(i.to_int()%9 == 0 && i.to_int()%7 == 0 && i.tradeable.to_boolean()) print(i+": "+i.mall_price()+", "+(i.mall_price()/49418));}

meat engine: 248, 0
guano coffee cup: 415, 0
bloody beer: 120, 0
spicy bean burrito: 110, 0
linoleum sword: 230, 0
chef-skull-in-the-box: 10000000, 202
evil golden arches: 17985, 0
photoprotoneutron torpedo: 288, 0
harem girl t-shirt: 100, 0
frozen mushroom: 749, 0
milky potion: 400, 0
Blatantly Canadian: 150, 0
skewered jumbo olive: 499220000, 10101
magical ice cubes: 100, 0
black plastic oyster egg: 2500, 0
spooky cosmetics bag: 19500, 0
wax lips: 993300000, 20099
time helmet: 63879995, 1292
felt: 1449, 0
sleaze nuggets: 266, 0
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray: 237, 0
Divine: 3365, 0
lotion of coldness: 354, 0
pr0n taco: 168, 0
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra: 129, 0
dusty left thumb: 151, 0
flute of flat champagne: 132, 0
makeshift turban: 12425, 0
spooky wooden block: 9680, 0
tiny plastic Scream Queen: 195000, 3
Danglin' Chad's loincloth: 1419, 0
white whip: 1281, 0
melted Jell-o shot: 170, 0
centipede eggs: 132, 0
frightful feather: 156, 0
steamy ruby: 5000, 0
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus: 428, 0
packet of tofurkey gravy: 300, 0
strange stone pyramid: -1, 0
teddy borg sewing kit: 3900, 0
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes): 12500, 0
concentrated garbage juice: 3333, 0
Bash-Ōs cereal: 2000, 0
mutant fire ant egg: 15000000, 303
Mer-kin hookspear: 600, 0
psycho sweater: 1000000, 20
decaying wooden oar: 10000, 0
nurse's hat: 2500, 0
dented harmonica: 100, 0
green peawee marble: 10280, 0
floaty rock: 2000000, 40
gingerbread house: 1000000, 20
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones: 438000, 8
BRICKO sword: 5000, 0
fairy-worn boots: 222222000, 4496
antique bottle opener: 290000, 5
wet venom duct: 1450, 0
piping organ pie: 615, 0
chocolate cigar: 500000, 10
Alice's Army Nurse: 470, 0
Nuclear Blastball: 400, 0
tiny top hat and cane: 14000, 0
unbearable light: 599, 0
generic mana potion: 100, 0
lime supersucker: 23100, 0
giant yellow gummi bear: 6892, 0
green eggnog: 67999, 1
Jackhammer: 600, 0
fettucini épines Inconnu: 13000, 0
Gearhead Goo: 100, 0
booby trap: 200, 0
tiny plastic MechaElf: 16999, 0
iron dagger: 988, 0
Misty Robe: 2000, 0
bubble-wrap simulator (one button left): 30000, 0
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine: 650, 0
Super Weight-Gain 9000: 5075, 0
pulled green taffy: 115, 0
intricate music box parts: 1000000, 20
cold cluster: 150000, 3
disco horoscope (Scorpio): 33400, 0
deviled egg: 4099, 0
tiny die-cast goose a-laying: 53000, 1
mulled berry wine: 6249, 0
red eye: 100, 0
old eyebrow pencil: 100, 0
crazy hobo notebook: 360, 0
Helvella Haemophilia mushroom: 33810, 0
turtle-shaped rock: 100, 0
Red Army camouflage kit: 112, 0
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles: 120000, 2
tarnished bottlecap: 8959, 0
Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper: 1740000, 35
augmented-reality shades: 170000, 3
golden monkey statuette: 999888777, 20233
Orangemageddon wine cooler: 110, 0
Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill: 575000, 11
bottle of Red-Out: 187, 0
miniature power pill: 6598, 0
viscous lava globs: 150, 0
cuppa Gill tea: 48500, 0
ice hotel bell: 1350, 0
tiny plastic Rudolph the Red: 20000, 0
The Author's ink: 599995, 12
plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans: 900, 0
jangly spurs: 43210, 0
bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA: 105000, 2
very fancy whiskey: 65399, 1
eldritch pants: 939999, 19
Rethinking Candy: 130000000, 2630
Feliz Navidad: 22244, 0
murderbot monofilament: 121, 0
Meteorite-Ade: 6233, 0
mafia organizer badge: 18000, 0
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3: 999999, 20
furry pill: 120, 0
Sledgehamster: 220000, 4
magnificent oyster egg: 1009, 0
dorky glasses: 120, 0
glob of undifferentiated tissue: 965, 0
Crimbo tattoo kit: 425000, 8
green seashell: 132, 0
Returned: void