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In which Lysander kills an imp

Oct 3rd, 2016
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  1. <yzabtech[DM]> ==START==
  2. <yzabtech[DM]> The imp claws through the wall of your plane.
  3. <yzabtech[DM]> You are now exposed to the outside.
  4. <yzabtech[DM]> How horrific.
  5. <Lysander_Bel> Pop goes the readied action
  6. <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4 to bomb the thing
  7. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {23}
  8. <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d8 damage
  9. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d8 --> [ 1d8=7 ] | {7}
  10. * Lysander_Bel , who is Foster, has a tendency to always be prepared to throw the first attack. Even when it's a grenade and not a hammer
  11. <yzabtech[DM]> The imp takes damage. Your plane also takes damage.
  12. <yzabtech[DM]> The hole in your wall becomes a lot bigger.
  13. <yzabtech[DM]> The imp strikes back.
  14. <yzabtech[DM]> !roll 1d20 to hit
  15. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {8}
  16. <yzabtech[DM]> 'Tis but a flesh wound.
  17. * Lysander_Bel bonks the imp on the head with his warhammer/leg
  18. <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4
  19. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {13}
  20. <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d4+3
  21. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d4+3 --> [ 1d4=4 ] | {7}
  22. * Lysander_Bel backs away, moving perpendicular to the opening he made while switching his bombs out for a second leghammer.
  23. <yzabtech[DM]> You hit the imp on the head.
  24. <yzabtech[DM]> The imp explodes in a small pile of some things that look kind of like Fruit Gushers.
  25. <Lysander_Bel> "... Uh... huh"
  26. * Lysander_Bel ... collects the gushers?
  27. <yzabtech[DM]> !roll 1d10+10
  28. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d10+10 --> [ 1d10=5 ] | {15}
  29. <yzabtech[DM]> !roll 1d2
  30. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d2 --> [ 1d2=2 ] | {2}
  31. <yzabtech[DM]> !roll 2d8
  32. <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d8 --> [ 2d8=7 ] | {7}
  33. <yzabtech[DM]> Congratulations, you now have +15 build grist and +7 Tier 1 grist.
  34. <yzabtech[DM]> You gain 10 EXP for holding off home invaders.
  35. * Lysander_Bel collects his T1 GBP grist with relish. And the build grist, that too
  36. <yzabtech[DM]> You now have a hole in your wall.
  37. <yzabtech[DM]> Totally worth it.
  38. * Lysander_Bel is well aware of the hole in his wall. It was, in fact, part of the reason he stocked up some bombs for this game
  39. <yzabtech[DM]> What, to fill the hole in the wall?
  40. * Lysander_Bel has what we in the business call "a plan"
  41. <yzabtech[DM]> This can only end badly.
  42. * Lysander_Bel slides off his overcoat and hangs it over the hole
  43. <yzabtech[DM]> great idea
  44. <yzabtech[DM]> You now have an overcoat handing over the hole in your wall.
  45. <yzabtech[DM]> What will he think of next?
  46. <Lysander_Bel> Problem solved
  47. <yzabtech[DM]> Until the next imp comes and rips through.
  48. * Lysander_Bel is no longer in any danger of falling through the wall and vanishing into the sky forever
  49. <Lysander_Bel> As a result, he is now free to flop back into that chair of his
  50. <Lysander_Bel> Crisis averted
  51. <yzabtech[DM]> Great job.
  52. <Lysander_Bel> Thank you
  53. <yzabtech[DM]> ==END==
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