guardian angel Keenie

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #845
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>every baby gets a guardian angel
>Keenie was one before being in Cherub
>It was anon
>She'd get happy whenever she thought about the boy, and wondered what great things he'd do
>She always wanted to meet him when he came to heaven
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>Anon went to Hell
>Picked up a job as a janitor/general laborer in IMP
>A couple days later, the Cherubs and IMP coincidentally meet
>there's a standoff
>"Damn it, Anon! Get my ass kicking boots!"

>"A-anon?"
>Cue Keenie's heart shattering
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Revamped an older idea
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>went to hell purely because he never went to churches due to her mother being an overzealot
>despite the fact anon was a decent kid he ran away in his late-teens cause he didn't want to deal with it anymore
>even though everything went downhill he is still holding on till he died after doing a good deed
>then everything went downhill when he went to hell and witnesses the extermination
>look in pure disbelief his what he thought a imaginary friend standing there calling his name
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>"Of all the things to make me insane, this job was the last thing I thought would do it."
>"Anon, please, don't you recognize me."
>"Maybe if I ignore it, it'll go away."
>"HEY ANON, THAT MUMBLING DOESN'T SOUND LIKE GETTING MY ASS KICKING BOOTS!"
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>Keenie can't take it anymore
>She collides with anon, holding him close and sobbing into the bottom of his shirt
>it's a collection of "Why are you down here?"s and "I'm so sorry"s

>The rest of the Cherubs and IMP have no clue what to do
>anon still hasn't grabbed the ass kicking boots
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>"Please, anon, please remember me." Said keenie, muffled through mucous and anons stomach.
>Not knowing what to do, anon froze in place, then crouched down and wrapped her in a gentle and warm embrace.
>"I can't believe that I disappointing even my own imaginary friend."
>"But how."
>"Life's just cruel I guess, why should death be any different."
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>Anon's 75% sure he's having a schizo meltdown
>His imaginary friend is still getting his shirt wet

>He does the best thing he can
>Anon does a full 180 and bolts
>Keenie follows after
>"W-wait Anon!"

>Blitzo, Moxie, and Millie follow close
>"Shit, Anon has the keys!"

>Collin and Cletus are last in the chase
>"Keenie! What are you doing!"

>Scooby-Doo Chase Scene time