There’s one Andrew Wilson
And no one like Wilson
Is a master of bullshit
From Redwood City at EA
He’ll try to get your pay

There’s one Andrew Wilson
And no one like Wilson
Knows how to piss you off
Says he makes games for the players
When he just wants your income

He never fails
He never learns
This industry’s not safe while
He’s around

Ultimate Team’s his thing
He says more lies than Todd
“Complete” he does not know
And if he says he’s heard players
He’ll find another way

He never fails
He never learns
Your dev team isn’t safe when
He owns you

There’s one Andrew Wilson
And no one like Wilson
Is a master of bullshit
From Redwood City at EA
He’ll try to get your pay

There’s one Andrew Wilson
And no one like Wilson
Knows how to piss you off
Says he makes games for the players
When he just wants your income

Wilson!