WE IN THIS

==START!==
@lostPuppy
!roll 3d20
GameServ
lostPuppy rolled 3d20: 15 13 20  <Total: 48>
@lostPuppy
Wew
Lexi
So... I go last.
@lostPuppy
They, uh, all go first, yeah.
@lostPuppy
On the plus side, I liked your pun, so you get 10 XP for that!
Lexi
Like a sieve.
@lostPuppy
It's wonderful, isn't it?
Lexi
It is.
@lostPuppy
So, let's start with dude number one. I suspect you'll block the third attack, if any?
Lexi
I'd probably just block the first.
Lexi
No reason to wait around.
@lostPuppy
Really? And not the one with +2 to damage if successful?
Lexi
Oh, they'll be coming at me one at a time?
@lostPuppy
Per their turns, yes. Imps have pack tactics.
Lexi
Yeah, I meant in sequence and yes then.
@lostPuppy
Bonus 1 damage for every ally adjacent to their targets.
@lostPuppy
!roll 3d20
GameServ
lostPuppy rolled 3d20: 12 19 20  <Total: 51>
@lostPuppy
Roll your, uh, fuck
Lexi
Uh, yeah, fuck.
@lostPuppy
See, I want it to roll this well on 4d20 rolls for keks.
Lexi
Well, I think the latter two hit, the first I don't remember what mods imps have, but my ac's 12.
@lostPuppy
You wanna just apply your block to the first anyway? Eheheheh
@lostPuppy
Imps have no mods
@lostPuppy
!roll 3d4+3
GameServ
lostPuppy rolled 3d4: 3 1 2  <Total: 6(+3) = 9>
@lostPuppy
You take 9 damage, and have my apologies.
Lexi
Gain a trauma?
@lostPuppy
Not yet.
Lexi
Alright.
@lostPuppy
That comes later, after plot happens.
@lostPuppy
AC: I can help if you're struggling.
@lostPuppy
((S'your turn))
Lexi
I hiss in pain from their claws. "You're much more feisty than your friend was."
Lexi
I ignore my phone buzzing, annoyed that I can't talk and stab at the same time.
Lexi
That aside, I'll feint and stab as I am wont.
Lexi
!roll 1d20+2
GameServ
Lexi rolled 1d20: 4  <Total: 4(+2) = 6>
@lostPuppy
Wew
@lostPuppy
One moment
@lostPuppy
!roll 1d20+3
GameServ
lostPuppy rolled 1d20: 12  <Total: 12(+3) = 15>
Lexi
!roll 1d20+6
@lostPuppy
AC: INCOMING.
GameServ
Lexi rolled 1d20: 20  <Total: 20(+6) = 26>
@lostPuppy
Wew
Lexi
Oh, I didn't get to do the stab yet.
@lostPuppy
Roll damage
Lexi
!roll 2d6+4
GameServ
Lexi rolled 2d6: 2 2  <Total: 4(+4) = 8>
@lostPuppy
((Sorry: I jumped the gun))
Lexi
((NP))
@lostPuppy
That slays an imp as a sword comes flying past you once more.
@lostPuppy
!roll 1d8
GameServ
lostPuppy rolled 1d8: 2  <Total: 2>
@lostPuppy
The imp gets clobbered to the floor, slightly dazed.
@lostPuppy
AC: Man, I love these things.
@lostPuppy
The imps retaliate against your puddly AC.
Lexi
I regard the sword and dazed imp with displeasure. I'll need to discuss this with Harken later.
@lostPuppy
Block?
Lexi
I was actually going to move back so they'd need to come at me one at a time.
@lostPuppy
S'fair.
Lexi
And if one of them was prone he wouldn't be able to reach me at all.
@lostPuppy
Excellent.
Lexi
So, I do that and then try to block the only imp who makes it to me.
Lexi
!roll 1d3
GameServ
Lexi rolled 1d3: 2  <Total: 2>
@lostPuppy
Good.
@lostPuppy
L'imp has a go:
@lostPuppy
!roll 1d20
GameServ
lostPuppy rolled 1d20: 6  <Total: 6>
@lostPuppy
Mucho mejor. The other gets back up, and it's your turn.
@lostPuppy
Imp will is 9, by the way
Lexi
Excellent, I parry the imp's claw and then go for the ol' feint n' stab.
Lexi
!roll 1d20+2
GameServ
Lexi rolled 1d20: 4  <Total: 4(+2) = 6>
@lostPuppy
Wow your feints suck ass.
Lexi
((Dice. Bruh.))
Lexi
!roll 1d20+6
GameServ
Lexi rolled 1d20: 17  <Total: 17(+6) = 23>
Lexi
!roll 1d6+4
GameServ
Lexi rolled 1d6: 1  <Total: 1(+4) = 5>
@lostPuppy
But your thrusts are excellent!
Lexi
In accuracy, I suppose.
@lostPuppy
The imp remains alive, however. Your move? Wanna head back into the hallway and funnel 'em?
Lexi
May as well. I'm using a rapier after all, might as well do as a fencer does.
@lostPuppy
Oh goodness, it's stairs, isn't it?!
Lexi
It is.
@lostPuppy
WEEEEEE!
Lexi
Why are you weeeing?
@lostPuppy
You are in the stairs. Roll your block, if you wish.
Lexi
I will, giving the dm a suspicious sidelong glance as I do so.
Lexi
!roll 1d3
GameServ
Lexi rolled 1d3: 3  <Total: 3>
@lostPuppy
Nice block, kid.
* lostPuppy thumbs up.
@lostPuppy
The closer imp follows you into the stairs, continuing his relentless assault.
@lostPuppy
!roll 1d20
GameServ
lostPuppy rolled 1d20: 16  <Total: 16>
@lostPuppy
Man I don't even know anymore
Lexi
Aw c'mon, dice y?
@lostPuppy
!roll 1d4
GameServ
lostPuppy rolled 1d4: 4  <Total: 4>
@lostPuppy
Y THO
Lexi
;(
@lostPuppy
Hang on
Lexi
I hiss again, acutely feeling the wounds I am rapidly accruing.
Lexi
((I'm at 11 hp, but I should be fine.))
@lostPuppy
You'll probably survive as he hits you. The other imp comes a barreling down the stairway... and straight into his buddy's back.
@lostPuppy
!roll 1d20
GameServ
lostPuppy rolled 1d20: 14  <Total: 14>
@lostPuppy
It fails to surpass your reflex resistance, so you dodge out of the way as both morons come tumbling down.
@lostPuppy
!roll 1d6
GameServ
lostPuppy rolled 1d6: 2  <Total: 2>
@lostPuppy
!roll 1d6
GameServ
lostPuppy rolled 1d6: 2  <Total: 2>
@lostPuppy
Wow then 2s
@lostPuppy
One moron (the guy who just hit you) is slain. The other is badly wounded.
Lexi
Now this is just embarrassing.
@lostPuppy
You should have warned them, bro.
Lexi
I stalk up to the remaining imp, salt overflowing at having been injured so badly by creatures this incompetent.
Lexi
Screw feinting, I'm just gonna stab the fucker.
Lexi
!roll 1d20+6 to regret that
GameServ
Syntax: XdY [ {-|+|*|/} Z ]
@lostPuppy
Roll it.
Lexi
!roll 1d20+6
GameServ
Lexi rolled 1d20: 3  <Total: 3(+6) = 9>
@lostPuppy
>is prone
@lostPuppy
>mfw roll again
Lexi
!roll 1d20+6
GameServ
Lexi rolled 1d20: 5  <Total: 5(+6) = 11>
Lexi
Jesus.
@lostPuppy
A success
Lexi
!roll 1d6+4
GameServ
Lexi rolled 1d6: 6  <Total: 6(+4) = 10>
Lexi
Welp.
@lostPuppy
An excellent damage roll, slaying the bastard where he lies!
@lostPuppy
That was fun, if retarded. Wanna roll hit dice for another retarded encounter?
Lexi
I grumpily scale my echeladder up to 5.
Lexi
!roll 1d6
GameServ
Lexi rolled 1d6: 1  <Total: 1>
@lostPuppy
Wew
@lostPuppy
Reroll
Lexi
!roll 1d6
GameServ
Lexi rolled 1d6: 1  <Total: 1>
@lostPuppy
Welp
Lexi
ok, I can't even be mad at that
Lexi
that's just some shit
@lostPuppy
I tried.
Lexi
I'll roll some hit die.
@lostPuppy
Wait
@lostPuppy
Don't use esperbot
@lostPuppy
Just... roll on a website. Holy fuck
Lexi
Nope.
Lexi
We're in this bitch.
@lostPuppy
Welp
Lexi
I'm gonna use all 5.
@lostPuppy
Really?
@lostPuppy
Aight I guess
Lexi
Yeah, I'll regain them all on a long rest, and odds aren't good for much to go to waste.
Lexi
!roll 5d6+3
GameServ
Lexi rolled 5d6: 3 1 3 5 4  <Total: 16(+3) = 19>
Lexi
Yep, I wasted 2 points there.
@lostPuppy
Add your con mod ano-oh, right
Lexi
Oh, whoops, why'd I put +3 there?
Lexi
My con's 1.
@lostPuppy
Yeah
Lexi
That was exactly on target then.
Lexi
Told you, all 5, cause we in this bitch.
@lostPuppy
Time for a "boss battle", then!
@lostPuppy
You hear lots of "VOOMING" and "SHOOMING" sounds.
Lexi
I raise my eyebrow in confusing at the strange sounds.
@lostPuppy
They sound as if they're coming from someone's mouth, like a small child is pretending to be a superhero.
@lostPuppy
!roll 1d20
GameServ
lostPuppy rolled 1d20: 4  <Total: 4>
Lexi
SB: Harken, is there anything hyperventilating nearby?
@lostPuppy
AC: I can't see anything...
Lexi
SB: Also, thanks for the sword, I'll be sure to pay you back when I get a chance.
@lostPuppy
You hear the sounds, and then dodge as an ogre who looks almost exactly like cloud strife comes bursting through the wall.
@lostPuppy
AC: Oh, him. That guy.
Lexi
SB: Thanks.
@lostPuppy
He carries a gigantic buster sword, not unlike the one you threw into the kernel.
Lexi
I send the text tersely, and then stand up to face the Cloudgre.
@lostPuppy
AC: My pleasure.
@lostPuppy
Roll initiative.
Lexi
"I appreciate the sense of flair, but size isn't everything you know."
Lexi
!roll 1d20+1
GameServ
Lexi rolled 1d20: 16  <Total: 16(+1) = 17>
@lostPuppy
!roll 1d20
GameServ
lostPuppy rolled 1d20: 9  <Total: 9>
@lostPuppy
You go first. I was nervous for a moment.
Lexi
"You've got to know how to put all that sword to use." I admonish as I launch my assault, feinting quickly into a stab.
Lexi
!roll 1d20+2
GameServ
Lexi rolled 1d20: 2  <Total: 2(+2) = 4>
Lexi
!roll 1d20+6
GameServ
Lexi rolled 1d20: 15  <Total: 15(+6) = 21>
Lexi
!roll 1d6+4
GameServ
Lexi rolled 1d6: 1  <Total: 1(+4) = 5>
@lostPuppy
Wow your rolls are weird
Lexi
WE IN THIS.
@lostPuppy
AC: I can safely say that this lesson was not lost in our Ka-Tel
@lostPuppy
You do five damage. He looks extremely pissed.
Lexi
After landing the blow, I move back, ready to... well not parry that monster, but certainly use my sword to help it not smush me.
@lostPuppy
It's gonna be some kirito level shit. Roll your block.
Lexi
!roll 1d3
GameServ
Lexi rolled 1d3: 1  <Total: 1>
@lostPuppy
Wew
Lexi
IN THIS.
@lostPuppy
You'll be fine actually probably maybe
Lexi
inb4 crits.
@lostPuppy
He lumbers up, making more of those retarded noises, then thrusts with his blade.
@lostPuppy
!roll 1d20
GameServ
lostPuppy rolled 1d20: 2  <Total: 2>
@lostPuppy
See? Not a big deal!
Lexi
Wow... I don't even really need to dodge that.
@lostPuppy
You do some kirito level shit where the sword slides across your blade and behind you into the floor.
@lostPuppy
AC: Ten points for style, Sai!
@lostPuppy
It's your turn.
Lexi
While I'm under his blade, I'll feint for formality and stab him.
Lexi
!roll 1d20+2
GameServ
Lexi rolled 1d20: 14  <Total: 14(+2) = 16>
@lostPuppy
Aight
Lexi
!roll 1d20+7
GameServ
Lexi rolled 1d20: 3  <Total: 3(+7) = 10>
@lostPuppy
Welp
Lexi
THIS IN WE.
@lostPuppy
I uh
@lostPuppy
Okay
@lostPuppy
You wanna move?
@lostPuppy
Roll a block?
Lexi
Wouldn't matter to move, but I will roll a block.
Lexi
!roll 1d3
GameServ
Lexi rolled 1d3: 2  <Total: 2>
@lostPuppy
Oh okay
@lostPuppy
Not too bad
@lostPuppy
"SHOOOOM" he says, pretending to summon the power of the gods
@lostPuppy
...It doesn't work.
@lostPuppy
So he decides to attack instead.
@lostPuppy
!roll 1d20
GameServ
lostPuppy rolled 1d20: 19  <Total: 19>
@lostPuppy
Wew
Lexi
I'm beginning to suspect the universe is mocking me by sending these incompetent yet strong monsters.
@lostPuppy
!roll 1d8
GameServ
lostPuppy rolled 1d8: 1  <Total: 1>
@lostPuppy
AC: 'Tis only a flesh wound, Sai. I'm rooting for you!
@lostPuppy
AC: RAH RAH RAH!
@lostPuppy
It's your turn.
Lexi
Note to self, find a way to snark at Harken while I fight, that is of utmost importance.
@lostPuppy
Snarking at harken is just one of those things that it would seem no one can live without
Lexi
Irritated at myself and Cloud here, I keep up the feints and stabs.
Lexi
!roll 1d20+2
GameServ
Lexi rolled 1d20: 11  <Total: 11(+2) = 13>
Lexi
That work?
@lostPuppy
Yes
Lexi
!roll 1d20+7
GameServ
Lexi rolled 1d20: 19  <Total: 19(+7) = 26>
Lexi
!roll 1d6+4
GameServ
Lexi rolled 1d6: 6  <Total: 6(+4) = 10>
Lexi
IN WE THIS.
@lostPuppy
Wew
@lostPuppy
Looking good; you've bloodied him
@lostPuppy
"VOOOOM!" He says, actually trying to power up.
@lostPuppy
!roll 1d20-1
GameServ
lostPuppy rolled 1d20: 11  <Total: 11(-1) = 10>
@lostPuppy
...and failing.
@lostPuppy
Instead, he tries to kick you out from under him.
@lostPuppy
!roll 1d20
GameServ
lostPuppy rolled 1d20: 19  <Total: 19>
@lostPuppy
WHY CANT I HOLD ALL THESE 19s
@lostPuppy
!roll 1d6
GameServ
lostPuppy rolled 1d6: 5  <Total: 5>
Lexi
IN THIS WE.
@lostPuppy
You take five damage as unseen forces cry a little and lose one hp
@lostPuppy
It's your turn
Lexi
So very much annoyance at being harmed by something so blatantly incompetent.
Lexi
I keep up my mixture of feints and real stabs.
Lexi
!roll 1d20+2
GameServ
Lexi rolled 1d20: 17  <Total: 17(+2) = 19>
Lexi
!roll 1d20+7
GameServ
Lexi rolled 1d20: 5  <Total: 5(+7) = 12>
@lostPuppy
Wow
@lostPuppy
Roll damage
Lexi
!roll 1d6+4
GameServ
Lexi rolled 1d6: 2  <Total: 2(+4) = 6>
@lostPuppy
One more ought to do it...
Lexi
IE THIN WS.
@lostPuppy
I... what
@lostPuppy
!roll 1d20
GameServ
lostPuppy rolled 1d20: 7  <Total: 7>
→ Kaiserbot[Dice] has joined
Lexi
!leave
← Kaiserbot[Dice] has left
Lexi
WE IN THIS.
@lostPuppy
We in this huh?
@lostPuppy
You manage to dodge the blade.
@lostPuppy
It leaves a not inconsiderable dent in your floor.
Lexi
AND NOW HE'S DAMAGING MY FLOOR.
@lostPuppy
And your walls
@lostPuppy
And your pride
@lostPuppy
And your sensibilities
@lostPuppy
He's just fucking up your shit in general fam
Lexi
Words fail to describe the rage.
Lexi
Stabs do nicely though, so I'm gonna use those.
@lostPuppy
AC: Alright, now, I know you're mad, but you need to try and calm down; angry fighting is sloppy fighting.
Lexi
!roll 1d20+2
GameServ
Lexi rolled 1d20: 11  <Total: 11(+2) = 13>
@lostPuppy
A success
ⓘ Winona is now known as tangledThespian
Lexi
I stab at cloud, fighting very angrily.
Lexi
!roll 1d20+7
GameServ
Lexi rolled 1d20: 3  <Total: 3(+7) = 10>
@lostPuppy
AC: See?!
Lexi
Consider me annoyed.
@lostPuppy
AC: Hang in there! I've got this!
@lostPuppy
!roll 1d20
GameServ
lostPuppy rolled 1d20: 14  <Total: 14>
@lostPuppy
A sword comes zooming out of the armory into cloud's back, hilt first
@lostPuppy
!roll 1d6
GameServ
lostPuppy rolled 1d6: 3  <Total: 3>
@lostPuppy
Seriously... one more!
@lostPuppy
Cloud turns and roars at the armory, and bullrushes it.
@lostPuppy
When it finds nothing, it mourns the loss of Aerith.
Lexi
Deciding I've had enough, I pull out the phone and check what Harken's been saying, and then finally snap.
@lostPuppy
It's your turn
@lostPuppy
Hey, for old time's sake...
Lexi
"I"LL SHOW YOU ANGRY FIGHTING>" I shout, my braid nearly coming undone. I chase Cloud down, jump up, grab the sword, and use shocking grasp on it.
@lostPuppy
That works too I guess. Roll it
Lexi
!roll 1d20+5
GameServ
Lexi rolled 1d20: 14  <Total: 14(+5) = 19>
@lostPuppy
Excellent roll. A success.
Lexi
!roll 1d10+1
GameServ
Lexi rolled 1d10: 6  <Total: 6(+1) = 7>
@lostPuppy
You successfully electrocute cloud to death.
@lostPuppy
AC: Well, that was... Huh.
Lexi
I land on the ogre's grist pile, gently lay the sword down, and begin smoothing out my hair.
ⓘ lostPuppy is now known as abrasiveCaliginist
@abrasiveCaliginist
It's unlike you to lose your cool. Want to talk about it?
ⓘ Lexi is now known as strikingBelladonna
strikingBelladonna
I haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about.
@abrasiveCaliginist
Hey, I'm the reigning king of angry fighting. Didn't think you were the queen.
strikingBelladonna
That's sweet of you, naming me your queen.
@abrasiveCaliginist
Don't get the wrong idea.
strikingBelladonna
I assure you, my king, I only have wrong ideas.
@abrasiveCaliginist
You won't fluster me so easily. I'm trying to commiserate here, not hit on you.
strikingBelladonna
Really? Are you quite certain you're not trying to take advantage of an emotionally vulnerable young french girl?
* strikingBelladonna mock swoons in between fixing her hair.
@abrasiveCaliginist
Quite positive, thank you.
strikingBelladonna
Oh, I see... I'm not good enough for you.
@abrasiveCaliginist
That was dangerous, and I'm more than a little concerned by your reaction to it.
strikingBelladonna
Or maybe worse, now that you've seen me in action, I'm all played out to you, I'm beneath your interest, aren't I?
@abrasiveCaliginist
Lexi, now really isn't the time to gauge my romantic interest in you. Now shut off the adrenaline and relax a minute.
strikingBelladonna
Do I not look relaxed to you? I am the perfect picture of calm.
@abrasiveCaliginist
Countless sweeps of experience tells me you're not.
* strikingBelladonna has finished fixing her braid and is gathering cloud's grist.
strikingBelladonna
We're the same age, Harken, your sweeps are hardly countless, you know.
@abrasiveCaliginist
I'm slightly older, and have been on the run for quite some time. I know what the post-adrenaline dump feeling is like.
strikingBelladonna
Yes, indeed, you're quite the rough and tough grubslinger wannabe. The devil of the wastes, counseling a country girl on how it feels after a fight.
@abrasiveCaliginist
So I haven't sobered, after all? Listen, I'm not trying to mock you here.
@abrasiveCaliginist
I want to help. That's my role as your "server", right?
strikingBelladonna
I don't imagine either of us are aware of what your role as a server is yet, but you're welcome to presume such.
@abrasiveCaliginist
Right. Well if it's not my role as your server, it's my role as your friend.
strikingBelladonna
Ah yes, the rat's ass giving.
@abrasiveCaliginist
Heh.
strikingBelladonna
You'll need to pardon me, I'm afraid I've misplaced mine somewhere in all of this.
@abrasiveCaliginist
It's alright. I've enough ass to share. Heheh.
@abrasiveCaliginist
((Did my last not send?))
@abrasiveCaliginist
((Weird))
strikingBelladonna
((?))
strikingBelladonna
((I got the ass one.))
@abrasiveCaliginist
((Aight, cool))
strikingBelladonna
From anyone else I would take that as self deprecation, but from you, I must question if it does indeed literally refer to your backside.
@abrasiveCaliginist
Neither. I hope you're not too disappointed. Mind if I build you up a bit while we engage in these high-level bantz?
* strikingBelladonna sighs, and heads to the kitchen to sit down at one of the chairs and relax.
@abrasiveCaliginist
I've got so many nifty tools to play with, it'd be a shame if I couldn't use them.
strikingBelladonna
Build me up? I'm all for flattery, Harken, especially if you're talking such a high game as that.
@abrasiveCaliginist
TAKING IT AS A YES.
@abrasiveCaliginist
[You hear clunking as the windmill is built up.]
strikingBelladonna
I don't suppose that was another machine deposited, was it?
@abrasiveCaliginist
No, but your house is taller.
strikingBelladonna
((Oh, btw, you didn't give me actual grist values for the imps or cloud.))
@abrasiveCaliginist
((109 build
@abrasiveCaliginist
30 t1
@abrasiveCaliginist
7 t2
@abrasiveCaliginist
40 XP for cloudgre ))
strikingBelladonna
Is that something servers can do? I'll need to investigate that with Vera when I'm able.
@abrasiveCaliginist
I looked at all the tools, and figured I understood the system well enough.
@abrasiveCaliginist
Build, revise, yadda yadda
strikingBelladonna
Yadda yadda.
@abrasiveCaliginist
Indeed.
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strikingBelladonna
It is moderately annoying that you have constant vision of me, you know.
@abrasiveCaliginist
I can't turn it off if I try, or else we wouldn't be having this conversation.
strikingBelladonna
Such is the sense I'm getting.
@abrasiveCaliginist
I'm sorry I can't do so.
strikingBelladonna
Well, I suppose I ought to enlighten you somewhat, seeing as how hiding would be more difficult than it would be worth.
* strikingBelladonna lifts up the side of her shirt high enough to where the still unhealed and somewhat inexpertly dressed wound from the "sparring" sits.
@abrasiveCaliginist
That looks... well, you need to change the dressing, I can say that much.
@abrasiveCaliginist
So was that what agitated you?
strikingBelladonna
It's more a symbol than a cause.
strikingBelladonna
And its need of dressing is the greatest contribution to its reveal.
@abrasiveCaliginist
Ah. I understand what you're getting at.
@abrasiveCaliginist
Yeah, I'll shut off the husktop.
strikingBelladonna
Thank you.
@abrasiveCaliginist
I'm gonna go play catch with Mathilde. I'll check on you in a couple of hours or so. Sound good?
strikingBelladonna
I won't deny you use of your husktop for more than that, my conscience wouldn't allow it.
@abrasiveCaliginist
I'll take that as a yes.
@abrasiveCaliginist
Take care, Sai.
strikingBelladonna
Au revoir, Harken.
* abrasiveCaliginist has gone offline.
strikingBelladonna
===END===