E3 Show Surprise

Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILywa8o5TLk
Instrumental: https://picosong.com/wLSXr/
Current Version: https://picosong.com/w2EpQ/

ANY AND ALL ORANGE LINKS ARE VERSIONS OF THE DEMO THAT EXIST TO HELP ANYONE WHO WANTS TO TAKE SAID VOICE
Voices currently handled:
Wagecuck 1: [Wagecuck 1 & 2]
Drop the name
Watch them cheer
When’s the game
Four more years
Then you got an E3 Show
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	[Goldberg (spoken)]
Now sell it!

	[Wagecuck 1 & 2 (sung)]
Grab the flute
Play a song
Make the show
Extra long
Honkey ain’t a bushido
E3 Show Surprise

First you type it up
Then you hype it up
If they gripe it up
With a new complaint
Don't let em’

It's a hoot
Wait an’ see
Special codes
Free XP
Grab the Dew and Doritos

E3 Show Surprise

	[Goldberg (spoken)]
Beautiful shilling! Keep it up now!


[Hambeast]
Mr. Goldberg? OOOh, what's going on here?

	[Goldberg]
Ah, Hambeast! I'm hiring some new staff.


[Wagecucks 1 & 2 (sung)]
E3 Show Surprise

	[Hambeast (spoken)]
You're putting wagecucks on the stage and you won't put me in it?


[Goldberg]
Shh! You got it all wrong. These unpaid interns are for you Hambeast. And they’re going to optimize your product.


[Hambeast]
Optimizers? Holy cats!
(sung)
Work for my E3 Show
Feed my massive ego
4K? Better be though
Makin’ it run hun
(pause)
SURPRISE!




Gloss the screen
Make em’ gay
Date your memes
Free to Play
Sponsorship with Totino’s
E3 Show Surprise

Wagecucks 2 be ready for some “doo doo doos” around here. Listen to the demo track for this one buddy.


	[Gamer who is coincidentally an actor (spoken)]
Wait! Wait! Actor-slash-demo player here with an announcement. The conference is off.
	[PR]
What? For the love of god, why?
	[Gamer who is coincidentally an actor]
The demo keeps crashing! I can’t play!
	[Goldberg]
Then just don’t play you idiot! You don’t need gameplay for a reveal!
	[Gamer who is coincidentally an actor]
What?
	[PR]
The Conference is on!
	[Codette]
The Conference is off!
	[PR]
What?
	[Codette]
We’re behind our announcement date. The work loads too much and we’ll never release on time.
	[Codey]
At this rate we’ll have to chop the game up and sell it in pieces!
	(Codette groans)
	[PR]
Sweet semen of Tyrone!
	[Senior Associate]
Junior?
	[Associate]
Yes Senior Associate?
	[Senior Associate]
We were supposed to be live 5 minutes ago.
	[Associate]
We’re having some slight hiccups ma’am. Our...product’s incomplete.
	[Senior Associate]
Oh what a tragedy!
	[Goldberg]
Yes, what a tragedy! What a hand rubbing, money making tragedy! Start the show boys, I'll show you how it's done!

(sung)
First you type it up
Then you hype it up
If they gripe it up
With a new complaint
Don't let em’

E3 Show Surprise!

[Senior Associate]
Surprise?

[Wagecuck 1]
Let em' think it's ready


[Senior Associate]
Surprise?

[Wagecuck 2]
Let em' think it's ready


[Senior Associate]
Surprise?

[Goldberg]
Let em' think it's ready

[Hambeast]
Sell it like it’s ready

[Senior Associate]
Surprise!

[Wagecuck 1 & 2, Hambeast, and Goldberg]
You got it

[Senior Associate]
Fuck the fans
Suck our dick
No more games
Choke on it
Buy the new DLC though
E3 Show Surprise

[Gamer who is coincidentally an actor]
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[PR]
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[Associate]
Surprise

[Vice President]
Surprise

[All]
Surprise
[LONG ASS INTERMISSION]
Surprise
[SHORTER INTERMISSION]
Surprise




Drop the name
Watch them cheer
When’s the game
Four more years
Then you got an E3 Show
E3 Show Surprise
Then you got an E3-
Then you got an E3-
Then you got an E3-
Then you got an E3-
Then you got an E3-
Then you got an E3-
Then you got an E3-
Then you got an E3-
Surprise!
Let em' think it's ready
Surprise!
Let em' think it's ready
Surprise!
That's a hasty E3 Show Surprise!


[Gamer who is coincidentally an actor (spoken)]
(After “Then you got an E3” is repeated for a 3rd time)
I told you guys something was wrong!
Now Crowbcat is gonna make a video about it!