Xmasjokes

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws,
What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps,
Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay ? Because they were two deer,
Who delivers presents to cats at Christmas ? Santa Paws,
What is Santa’s favorite place to deliver presents ? Idaho-ho-ho,
I have this incredible ability to predict what’s inside a wrapped present.
It’s a gift...,
Knock knock! Who's there? Hanna. Hanna who ? Hanna partridge in a pear tree!,
Which Christmas carol is about an animal with three legs ? Little Wonkey,
What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party ? Freeze a jolly good fellow!,
How do you know when Santa’s around ? You can sense his presents.,
What did Santa Claus say to the Kardashians ? Hoe Hoe Hoe.,
What does a bald guy say when you give him a comb for Christmas ? Oh thanks… I shall never part with it.,
Who’s Rudolph’s favorite pop star ? Beyon-sleigh!,
Knock knock! Who's there ? Donut. Donut who ? Donut open til Christmas...,
Knock knock! Who’s there ? Justin. Justin who ? Justin time for Christmas cookies...,
What do elves post on Instagram ? Elfies...,
What is a cow’s favorite holiday ? Moo-years Day....,
What kind of music do elves listen to ? Wrap...,
How was the snow globe feeling ? A little shaken...,
What did one snowman say to the other snowman ? Have an ice day...,
What did The Snowmans girlfriend give him when she was mad at him ? The cold shoulder...,
How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7lb 6oz when he was born ? They had a weigh in a manger.,
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce ? Because he thought his wife was a flake...,
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa ? A rebel without a Claus...,
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations ? Tinselitis...,
Where do snowmen go to dance? The snowball...,
Knock Knock Who's there ? Mary Mary who ? Mary Christmas...