def global_greeting():
    greetings_dict = {
        1: "It's great to see you! Ready to battle?",
        2: "Long time no see. Let's battle!",
        3: "My dad gave me his Pokemon. Let's see how strong they are!",
        4: "My time to shine!",
        7: "Let's battle!",
        8: "This will be fun!",
        9: "Oh! It's time for a battle!",
        10: "I hope you trained your Pokemon well!",
        11: "I'm going to take you down, whether you like it or not!",
        12: "You're gonna lose, and I won't help you up if you fall!",
        16: "I can't wait to show you my skills!",
        17: "I've traveled a long way and I'm not gonna lose!",
        18: "How many trainers are going to come through here...?",
        19: "A new trainer! Just another experience to add under my belt!",
        20: "Time to show off!",
        21: "You, beating me? You're on!",
        22: "I see the future like a Gardevoir, and I don't see you winning!",
        23: "I've got you in my sights, now!",
        24: "What I'm about to do, oh boy I wouldn't wish you!"
    }
    greeting = greetings_dict[random.randint(1, 24)]
    return greeting


def global_win():
    win_dict = {
        1: "You are strong!",
        2: "Wow, I didn't expect that! Well done.",
        3: "What a battle!",
        4: "I need to train a lot more to become as good as you!",
        5: "Wow, I'm impressed...",
        6: "I will beat you next time!",
        7: "Sometimes by losing a battle you will find a new way to win...",
        8: "Great battle! Let's fight again in the future.",
        9: "You're the topic of lots of conversations around town. Now I understand why."
    }
    win = win_dict[random.randint(1, 9)]
    return win


def global_lose():
    lose_dict = {
        1: "Haha, that was easy!",
        2: "You didn't expect that, did you?",
        3: "Great battle, but you will have to learn a lot more to beat me!",
        4: "Maybe next time.",
        5: "Never quit trying!"
    }
    lose = lose_dict[random.randint(1, 5)]
    return lose