PUBLIC NEWS #18727
Date: 4/22/2011 at 17:57
From: Aktillum
To : Warlock Mot Moliuvia
Subj: Your shortsightedness

Mot,

You are correct in asserting that even if I urinate all over your post,
I am technically not paying tribute to any God of Bodily Functions, and
therefore owe no obligations to the perceived Lord of Amber Liquids.
However, I hope we can at least agree that it would be foolish of me to
direct my warm golden stream towards your face, without this Divine
being becoming upset that I am disrespecting Their realm in such a
manner. And if I have upset this Divine by drenching you with the
contents of my bladder, my bladder that was so full because I went to
bed the night before after drinking 2 cups of tea, then it would be
foolish of me to declare myself the Mortal Representation of Piss after
I have offended this God.

But, such is my freedom.

Penned by my hand on the 11th of Ero, in the year 565 AF.