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  1. PUBLIC NEWS #18727
  2. Date: 4/22/2011 at 17:57
  3. From: Aktillum
  4. To : Warlock Mot Moliuvia
  5. Subj: Your shortsightedness
  6.  
  7. Mot,
  8.  
  9. You are correct in asserting that even if I urinate all over your post,
  10. I am technically not paying tribute to any God of Bodily Functions, and
  11. therefore owe no obligations to the perceived Lord of Amber Liquids.
  12. However, I hope we can at least agree that it would be foolish of me to
  13. direct my warm golden stream towards your face, without this Divine
  14. being becoming upset that I am disrespecting Their realm in such a
  15. manner. And if I have upset this Divine by drenching you with the
  16. contents of my bladder, my bladder that was so full because I went to
  17. bed the night before after drinking 2 cups of tea, then it would be
  18. foolish of me to declare myself the Mortal Representation of Piss after
  19. I have offended this God.
  20.  
  21. But, such is my freedom.
  22.  
  23. Penned by my hand on the 11th of Ero, in the year 565 AF.
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