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- PUBLIC NEWS #18727
- Date: 4/22/2011 at 17:57
- From: Aktillum
- To : Warlock Mot Moliuvia
- Subj: Your shortsightedness
- You are correct in asserting that even if I urinate all over your post,
- I am technically not paying tribute to any God of Bodily Functions, and
- therefore owe no obligations to the perceived Lord of Amber Liquids.
- However, I hope we can at least agree that it would be foolish of me to
- direct my warm golden stream towards your face, without this Divine
- being becoming upset that I am disrespecting Their realm in such a
- manner. And if I have upset this Divine by drenching you with the
- contents of my bladder, my bladder that was so full because I went to
- bed the night before after drinking 2 cups of tea, then it would be
- foolish of me to declare myself the Mortal Representation of Piss after
- I have offended this God.
- But, such is my freedom.
- Penned by my hand on the 11th of Ero, in the year 565 AF.
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