U Mad?

>you buy a fluffy pony stallion
>and bring it home
>your new fluffy is excited and runs around the house
>it's eyes and fluff remind you of of the troll dolls you used to see everywhere when you were a kid
>you name your new fluffy pony Troll
>"Twol wun pway nao!"
>you play with your new friend until dinner time
>you share a large bolw of salad with Troll so he'll bond with you
>after having dinner, you cuddle until Troll falls asleep
>you set your lovely fluffy on a pile of old blankets
>and smile wickedly
>you are a troll yourself
>you bring your mp3 player and put the earplugs on your stallion's ears
>your fully charged mp3 plays "u mad?" till it's batteries run out
>the next morning you feel a slight pressure on your chest and wake up to see Troll
>he cheerfully bleats "u mad?" over and over again
>an hour or so later, you take Troll for a walk. A test run, actually.
>you stroll casually around the park when Troll spots a crying kid with a scrapped knee
>Troll frowns and gets close to the kid to help make it's pain go away
>the kid looks at your fluffy pony and reduces it's cry to a whimper
>"u mad?"
>you run away laughing as the kid cries harder
>you spend your day looking for sad people and trolling them with Troll
>back at home, you sit on the couch and turn the tv on to relax
>Troll asks you if u mad
>you pat him gently before you give him a hug
>"Not at all, little buddy"