001 fails to work on it

RELEVANT SCP(S): SCP-001-KATE

INVOLVED DEPARTMENT(S): Site Directors' Executive Committee of the Whole, O5 Council

INTENTION: Edit the SCP-001 file to add the following text:

  Project ANTIFUCK's effects were entirely nullified on March 5th, 2022, at 4:20 PM UTC, and all life on Earth that were
  capable of engaging in sex before will be capable of doing so after this time.

INTERACTION: No effects. However, the document was immediately edited by a non-existent SCiPNet account to read the following:

  lol no that's a cop-out
  —MN

RESULT: No effect on SCP-6969-J.

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22. A file in the SCP database in which anything written on it becomes objectively true. Was used by Mary Nakayama, former Foundation researcher, to ascend to godhood.