TearyHarpy

the great season 1 readback (IN PROGRESS)

Mar 21st, 2019
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  1. the great zfrp season 1 readback is happening, kind of
  2.  
  3. sort of
  4.  
  5. most of the images are broken, course, but I KNOW ENOUGH also jesum that avvie i had is ooooooold
  6.  
  7. OOOOOOOOOOLD
  8.  
  9. how did alex get these votes. I understand nothing. (I understand everything.) Also how the fuck did i manage to pump out all these words while at summer academic boot camp? I mean, really? HOW?!?!?!
  10.  
  11. also lel alex short
  12.  
  13. here comes the fite that banned friendship
  14.  
  15. "plz no bully alex"
  16.  
  17. "i won't bully WM-"
  18.  
  19. *flashbacks to what happens in BBB*
  20.  
  21. ha
  22.  
  23. HAHAHA
  24.  
  25. #bullythebully
  26.  
  27. yes del's stuff IS cool, vote for him you motherfuckers
  28.  
  29. VOTE FOR HIM
  30.  
  31. "wait... i can have...two tabs of this open at once"
  32.  
  33. *opens up page to oh no WIDOW MAKER NOOOOOOOOOOO*
  34.  
  35. tfw losing streaks
  36.  
  37. also tfw dr. mario.
  38.  
  39. *GET WELL SOON* *SPARKLE SPARKLE*
  40.  
  41. this gif is a national treasure and i'm glad goops was able to preserve that
  42.  
  43. >hella jeff
  44.  
  45. ah yes time for everyone to suffer. thanks, goops. thoops.
  46.  
  47. draco that is HARDLY NECESSARY also goopers in vermont u silly dragon (i will never get over the user/char issue. my gawd)
  48.  
  49. is alex drunk
  50.  
  51. yeah he is
  52.  
  53. tfw OOC
  54.  
  55. "four white mages? it'll never work"
  56.  
  57. *gooper proceeds to RP as most of them and their mom and eventually their dad AND their warmech for 8 years straight*
  58.  
  59. IT'LL ALWAYS WORK, GOOPS.
  60.  
  61. "I got a date with red mage #3 in a few hours"
  62.  
  63. who was dating victor
  64.  
  65. WHO WAS IT
  66.  
  67. I NEED TO KNOW THE JUICY GOSSIP
  68.  
  69. "I WARNED YOU ABOUT HERESY BRO"
  70.  
  71. *SCREAMING*
  72.  
  73. *harpy getting sad about sad mantid, please wait warmly*
  74.  
  75. storytime over, best part of season 1 over, we can never top this
  76.  
  77. also WHERE THE FUCK AM I (probably studying, reading the forum late at night, dying in the process as I have to wake up at 5 for breakfast or some shit god i hated summer camp)
  78.  
  79. wow it took til fucking late june for me to show back up, lel. also how little young harpy knew about eel, thinking eel's just EXOTIC. eel's fucking delicious and i will stand by my statement for years to come, fite me
  80.  
  81. >the sword
  82.  
  83. cursed image
  84.  
  85. also wow i just remembered riots were happening over acheelies eel
  86.  
  87. i shed a single tear
  88.  
  89. SNAPPERS! :D
  90.  
  91. rereading things about this thundaga blast and i'm like "what if... i actually made this"
  92.  
  93. don't trust me for this i'm terrible at bartending
  94.  
  95. >HERE COME THE MISUNDERSTANDINGS
  96.  
  97.  
  98. one would be more shocked that stella is a shitty babysitter
  99.  
  100.  
  101. "Um, is something the matter? She's only a friend. Pretty nice and such, but she tends to ramble on for too long. At least she wasn't like the priestess Kisha, who pretty much killed anything who insulted her or harmed the white mage Ray. That meant that the half imp of the party ended up dying....a lot. Didn't help that phoenix downs weren't cheap, and Ray was nowhere close to learning Life."
  102.  
  103. good to know explosion wiz got what he deserved
  104.  
  105. oh, sorry, i meant ssszzzzzzzzzplozion weez
  106.  
  107. finally i find the true purpose of this delve but much like digging through chatzy madness, you can't just read one
  108.  
  109. "*Stumbles over to Alex* She think that its your kid. Its not right? This could end bad if it is yours."
  110.  
  111. *SNORT*
  112.  
  113. AHAHAHAHAHA
  114.  
  115. nope.
  116.  
  117. *CRISIS AVERTED*
  118.  
  119. oh man here it comes
  120.  
  121. time to swiftly perish and die of diabetes
  122.  
  123. flustered sarah is my favorite sarah i'm giggling like a dumbass
  124.  
  125. nice pun alex, u dumbass
  126.  
  127. erebus: best wingman.
  128.  
  129. "KEEP THINGS G-RATED"
  130.  
  131. and then we went PG-13
  132.  
  133. kek.
  134.  
  135. "is this link what i remember it is"
  136.  
  137. *click*
  138.  
  139. "IT IS AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE BEING A WEEPY DUNKASS RIGHT NOW I LOVE YOU GOOPS BUT NOT TODAY"
  140.  
  141. OH GOD I"M NEARING THAT PART
  142.  
  143. BODY IS PREPARING TEARS PLEASE WAIT WARMLY (this is fucking stupid, who am i
  144.  
  145. also lol i was clearly inspired by FFT at that point, LOOK AT THIS NERD)
  146.  
  147. YES GOOPS IF YOU GIVE ME LIKE FIVE HOURS YOU'LL GET THIS NOTE CALM YOUR SHIT also LKGSJKGJLSGFJLJGFLJKLDGJDGH
  148.  
  149. "i will if my brain ain't demolished by calc"
  150.  
  151. SUMMER SCHOOL SUCKS DON'T DO IT (actually do it, this 4.0 i got saved my ass when my depression took a turn for the worst)
  152.  
  153. my heart is absolutely pounding and i absolutely know what's coming next oh god
  154.  
  155. little did we all know, we've been taking this creative writing class for like 8 years
  156.  
  157. *ADORABLE MONTAGE GOES HERE*
  158.  
  159. [s]and then it all involves fud[/s]
  160.  
  161. bad babysitting time, oh boy. i regret everything.
  162.  
  163. i have NO WORDS for the prefites, just mother of fuck god damn motherfucking askljkldf
  164.  
  165. vidya don't cause violence. no siree
  166.  
  167. brawl time between reading other stuff
  168.  
  169. "(HAHAHAA...hahaha...haaa....haaaa..that was great stuff. That guy must be a total pansy to get killed so fast! Oh, it brings a smile to this girl's face. Now I need some more food to eat before the next exciting post! :munch: )"
  170.  
  171. even then i was a fatass
  172.  
  173. also RIP mac tonite
  174.  
  175. hi james! you're a cool turt
  176.  
  177. "hella jeff scares me and i'm a space marine"
  178.  
  179. first: i love how a fucking space marine makes friends with a squirtle
  180.  
  181. second: hella jeff is a terrifying eldrich being beyond our comprehension, even now
  182.  
  183. FUCKING ANTS
  184.  
  185. yay the first appearance of goopy's death tracker, THANKS GOOPS
  186.  
  187. THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS
  188.  
  189. tiny knight, hooge mantid letsgo
  190.  
  191. the scene that madem a terrible houseguest at a friend's house during a break. It was pretty bad of me, and I honestly regret not taking advantage of the change of scenery (because i was a recluse who wasn't very outgoing). Honestly should have stayed on campus by myself, I really should have. I was... admitedly a more boring person then. Boring, and with no money and no friends. :S
  192.  
  193. fuck do i ever want to see that bisection of widow maker again because that was awesome (then alex died :V )
  194.  
  195. baby wids is confoot
  196.  
  197. "hey good morning hows it going"
  198.  
  199. "all my friends are dead"
  200.  
  201. "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"
  202.  
  203. brb dying
  204.  
  205. HELLA JEFF OH GOD
  206.  
  207. AND THERE'S THE ROB WIN WE DESERVED
  208.  
  209. and the backlash is happening in the bar and-
  210.  
  211. I FOUND THE OLD JUAN PIC
  212.  
  213. I DID IT
  214.  
  215. HOLY SHIT
  216.  
  217. ...i'm gonna need a pic i guess because fuck if i have the stones to reuse this one
  218.  
  219. also hey i did use a different name for juan! Narleshowe, was it? ...Nah, I like the ring of the new name better. #fuckconsistency
  220.  
  221. should take notes of this faith thing for later, says only me
  222.  
  223. "(by the way, I have a little something planned for Alex when he wakes up so don't give away any details of what he does after he gets outta Heaven, okay? I promise you're gonna love it :3 ) "
  224.  
  225. me, as I think i would react all that time ago: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
  226.  
  227. space marine hugs turt, technopriest gets pasted, alex is being revived please wait warmly, EDDIE RIGGS YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
  228.  
  229. kljsdgflgjdfklfj oiSD I FUCKING FORGOT ABOUT THIS MOMENT ONCE ALEX REVIVED GOD FUCKING DAMN IT GOOPS
  230.  
  231. "i think i'm going to get diabetes from RPing as sarah"
  232.  
  233. i mean... we all have diabetes now from being exposed. its okay.
  234.  
  235. >sarah backstory
  236.  
  237. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS. (i regret absolutely nothing)
  238.  
  239. where's the FUCKING NOTE, ME
  240.  
  241. WHERE IS IT
  242.  
  243. aand i don't have time to search for it sooo time to mark my progress right now
  244.  
  245. KoB status: page 31/bajillion
  246. Srs Thread: No idea when this started but i'll figure it out
  247. Brawl: DONE
  248.  
  249. not really reading fite yer mates, trying to find specific kind of info here :V
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