TF2 11- I just wanted to grow up

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agidius: 	mfw I entirely forgot about Ki
tirkaroKujo: 	Why does it take that long to load so much of nothing
Merritt: (( It didn't take me long at all ))
Merritt: (( I'm just waiting for Amby ))
tirkaroKujo: 	No, I'm talking about the SBaHJ game
tirkaroKujo: 	Meaning I should actually do things now
Merritt: (( Oh, it's probably a fake preloader ))
Merritt: (( hippo ))
agidius: (( it is ))
agidius: (( and the game is equally as shitty as the comic ))
tirkaroKujo: 	So yes
Merritt: (( So still better than MSPaintAdventures in general ))
Josten: (( there is, however, a story ))
Josten: (( (chew) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	WE HAVE MET THIS HIP YOUNG FELLOW OUT IN THE STREETS WITH A BOOMBOX THAT IS NO LONGER WITH US
tirkaroKujo: 	RIP
tirkaroKujo: 	AFTER PAYING THEIR RESPECTS TO THE FALLEN, IT APPEARS OUR RESIDENT HIPPIE IS IN FACT MORE THAN JUST A RANDOM BYSTANDER
tirkaroKujo: 	WHAT DOES THIS MAN HAVE UP HIS SLEEVES? AND WILL THERE BE ANY WAY FOR MERRIT TO ACTUALLY GET HIMSELF INVOLVED WITH THE VILLAIN HQ AGAIN AFTER BEING THERE FOR TWO CAUSALITIES AND NOW BEING TAGGED ALONG BY A RANDOM HIPPIE? FIND OUT IN THIS NAIL-BITING EPISODE OF TF2.
Merritt: (( Unfortunately, the party shall never know this, as the rummy refuses to sleep ))
	Merritt: 	>sleep
	Merritt: 	Speak*
Josten: (( Rummy? Isn't that a card game? ))
Merritt: (( Yes, but it's also slang for a drunken hobo/bum ))
Josten: (( odd ))
Josten: (( I should also probably eat something ))
Merritt: (( Sure, I'll go get some cola I guess ))
Merritt: (( Tirk you get the chips ))
tirkaroKujo: 	no
tirkaroKujo: 	Also, I really, really wish GGG had an SRD somewhere
Merritt: (( there's like four pages of rules ))
Merritt: (( the rest of it is Gundam + Gurren Lagann + Evangelion + Mazinger ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Still totally needs an SRD
Josten: (( aaaaand my mouse is missing ))
Josten: (( found it, nvm ))
tirkaroKujo: 	m
	Josten: 	So yeah, like, thanks for helping me out there. That ain't the first time it's happened, but man, they're really getting serious.
	Josten: 	Totally gonna have to find some new speakers.
	Amby: 	Sounds like a pretty awful position to be in.
	Josten: 	The word's gotta get out, man!
	Merritt: 	Why're you in a city if you know dose things follow ya around? That's just haphazardous.
Merritt: (( -ous ))
Merritt: (( no idea where that came from ))
	Josten: 	Wouldn't be doing much good out in the middle of nowhere. This is where the people are.
	Josten: 	This is just part of the risk you take when you, like, stand up against the planet. Like, at all.
	Amby: 	Hmm, so we're not the only ones with bad luck around here....
	Josten: 	Like, here. Take a flier. Wish I had more to offer.
	Josten: 	*offers to Vivian or Merritt*
	Merritt: 	*Sure, why not*
	Merritt: 	Uh-huh..listen, you know anythin about Heartfillia? We're kinda lookin for her.
Josten: (( Welp, no Knowledge: Local ))
tirkaroKujo: 	obv
Josten: (( though I am a resident of Kingfisher ))
You whisper to agidius: may as well just roll a normal-ass INT check then
Josten: (( so if she's got some big event or something ))
* agidius rolls secretly to you: tirkaroKujo >implying I have int « 1d20 = 15 » => Invalid expression: tirkaroKujo >implying I have int « 1d20 = 15 ».
Josten: (( it asked me for a value ))
Josten: (( not sure what that was all about ))
Josten: (( did you actually get a roll? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Yes, I see the roll
tirkaroKujo: 	*ahem*
You whisper to agidius: You know the general hoohaa on Heartfilia as portrayed in the media. You also know she's taken a leaf of absence as of late, where people are divided on whether she's been kidnapped by a psycho fan or just defected. Though to your knowledge, more evidence seems to pile up towards the former. It's just a hunch of yours, but there have been some suspicious-looking mafioso-ish men walking around as of late. Witnesses say they tend to show up an alarming amount of times during the disappearances of the folks related to the Heartfilia product line.
	Josten: 	Like, I couldn't tell you where she is exactly, or anything, but there has been some weird stuff going around with her. Been having some suits walking around all suspiciouslike every time there's a kidnapping.
	Josten: 	I'd, like, keep an eye out for them.
Merritt: (( Animated suits of armor...damn, this is serious. ))
	Merritt: 	Huh...whered'ya see em most?
Josten: (( I assume around Monotoli tower but I dunno ))
	Amby: 	Hmm, so this seems to be a group effort. I wonder just what underground crime organization this girl had to piss off to get them this peeved at her.
	Merritt: 	Could be anyone, really...hell, could just be another Hero or manager hirin the brunos....
	Josten: 	Couldn't say one way or another, man. I just get some bad vibes off of 'em.
	Amby: 	Hmm, it'd help if we checked around summore. If groups are getting involved in this, there's sure to be a good deal of sightnings related to them.
	Vivian: 	Well...sure, but we should hurry...I don' twanna waste time and leave dah poor girl stranded...
	Josten: 	*so did I see any of them recently, I could roll a percep check for that*
tirkaroKujo: 	Sure, guess you can try a percep
Josten: (( « 1d20+19 = 1 + 19 = 20 » Well obv if there wasn't anything to SEE this is useless ))
Josten: (( and useless anyhow ))
Josten: (( so tipsy ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Haw
Vivian: (( m ))
	Josten: 	Like, sorry man, I didn't see anything.
	Merritt: 	But you just...you just...oh, fine. Let's go, we need to find her as soon as possible.
	Josten: 	Not RECENTLY, I mean, dude. This has been happening for a while.
Merritt: (( you gonna actually say anything that would let you join the party or does that nat 1 mean you have to stat another backup ))
	Josten: 	I could help you look for her, I guess. I mean, like, you all really helped me out here.
Josten: (( *best I got* ))
	Josten: 	Usually I've got pretty good eyes.
	Amby: 	Guess us unfortunate types gotta stick together if we wanna survive out here. You have the best lead on this kind of crap anyway.
	Merritt: 	...can't hurt, I guess. Fine.
tirkaroKujo: 	Josten has joined the party! *Jinglejingle*
Josten: (( dear god, drama unfolds again ))
tirkaroKujo: 	You decide to search around a bit more for any signs of suspicions- m
Josten: (( You should see the crap going on with this MYM's votelists ))
Josten: (( Smady is specifically changing Dave's votelist ))
Josten: (( to give one of Smady's own sets a boost ))
tirkaroKujo: 	How wonderful
Josten: (( quite ))
	Josten: 	*yeah, searching and stuff, catching up on latest developments*
Merritt: (( hippo ))
Merritt: (( Wait, how the hlel is he changing it? oh, whatever ))
Josten: (( basically ))
Josten: (( Dave WV'd one of Smady's sets ))
Merritt: (( well how the fuck do we go about searching (CRS) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	As there is apparently no roll for just searching around, you notice something funny when you gather back in front of the monotoli building.
Josten: (( and Smady is changing it to an RV ))
Josten: (( which, yes, is a change of bloody half of a point ))
Josten: (( but alla dat dat ))
Merritt: (( why is he just changing it at random? Hell he's not even vote guru ))
	Merritt: 	« 1d20+2 = 14 + 2 = 16 »
Josten: (( http://cubeupload.com/im/CVwVlK.png ))
Josten: (( that ))
	Vivian: 	« 1d20+12 = 3 + 12 = 15 »
Vivian: (( Guess we don't notice it too well (FEDUP) ))
	Josten: 	« 1d20+19 = 2 + 19 = 21 » guess we're perceppin' again
Josten: (( obv ))
tirkaroKujo: 	The front of the monotoli building is in fact, eerily silent. Looking inside from the windows, there doesn't even seem to be any business grunts managing anything, a stark change from how it was before.
Vivian: (( Well it IS like 4:30 in the morning ))
	Merritt: 	Weren't dere just people here thirty minutes ago....?
Josten: (( ...speaking of 4:30 in the morning, do you just not WANT spells for tomorrow/today? ))
Merritt: (( 6/7, 3/6, 5/6, 2/3 ))
Merritt: (( I'm fine ))
Merritt: (( and I'm not randomly going to just GO TO SLEEP when I'm supposed to be looking for a kidnapped girl ))
Josten: (( aren't you also fatigued or something? ))
Merritt: (( Not as far as I know ))
Merritt: (( Last time I remember anyone being Fatigued was when Zach was ))
Merritt: (( Because he slept in his armor because I forgot about that BS ))
	Amby: 	Lookin' mighty suspicious. Hope nothin' happened while we were gone.
	Vivian: 	Ya think it's worth lookin into?
	Amby: 	If it's the kidnapper's work, chances are it'll lead us right to them in some way.
	Merritt: 	Let's go, then.
	Josten: 	Lead on, man.
tirkaroKujo: 	You head on into the building, where you witness a total mess lying about. All of the security guards are lying on the ground in a paralyzed state, some twitching and speaking incoherent babble, others deep asleep.
	Merritt: 	...huh? Hey! What happened here?!
Merritt: (( brb ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Out of one of the twitching guards comes this weakly emitted line: B-b...behind you....
	Josten: 	*turns* Wha?
tirkaroKujo: 	Out from behind, a suspicious canister rolls in from the doors and fills the room with a powerful gas shooting from a nozzle.
tirkaroKujo: 	Thy must roll a fort save now.
tirkaroKujo: 	A rather high one at that
	Josten: 	« 1d20+12 = 4 + 12 = 16 » Shoot! Like, what's this?
	Merritt: 	« 1d20+10 = 6 + 10 = 16 »
tirkaroKujo: 	And by "high" I mean literally the only save to be higher than 20
	Vivian: 	« 1d20+15 = 15 + 15 = 30 »
Vivian: (( Does Vivian go byebye when Merritt passes out ))
Vivian: (( Don't htink we ever clarified that ))
Amby: (( I....always assumed that ))
Amby: (( as she goes away during sleep ))
Vivian: (( Normally they do, but I didn't know if she would since I can't actaully use the Summon stuff ))
Vivian: (( Doesn't really matter ))
Amby: (( wait, does she even go away during sleep ))
Vivian: (( Pretty sure Eidolons do, yeah, ))
	Amby: 	« 1d20+11 = 15 + 11 = 26 » SHIIIT!
tirkaroKujo: 	So yeah, she's byebye too
tirkaroKujo: 	@Vivian
tirkaroKujo: 	SO AS IT TURNS OUT, the gas was actually SLEEP GAS! You find yourself quickly losing senses and passing out on the ground.
Thrice: 	Well
Thrice: 	TPK, I guess
Thrice: 	That didn't last long
tirkaroKujo: 	Hippo
tirkaroKujo: 	Anyway, lemme take 9001 hours to get the first new map in seven years
	Josten: 	*collapses onto ground*
Thrice: 	Where do I spawn then
tirkaroKujo: 	Spawn on any of the chairs
Thrice: 	Actually
Thrice: 	Fuck happened to Amby
tirkaroKujo: 	You will see
Thrice: 	Did she somehow fail with that 26
Tokens dropped onto map 'Heartfilia's playhouse'
tirkaroKujo: 	and then agi forever disappeared into nothingness
Josten: (( where- oh, that's Merritt ))
Tokens dropped onto map 'Heartfilia's playhouse'
Thrice: 	Do not spanw next ot me (D)
Thrice: 	Spawn over there with Hitler (D)
Thrice: 	I don't even CARE which of the Hitlers
tirkaroKujo: 	Anyway, you just barely open your eyes after what feels like a day. Could have been a week. 3 months? Who knows.
tirkaroKujo: 	Either way, you barely make out what seems to be a childish theatre. When you further get a grip on your consciousness, you notice that you're tied up to your comfy seats, with emotionless grunts holding guns surrounding you.
	Allum: 	*Shakes head* Huuh, whu...so what happened he-?
	Allum: 	Oh god. Oh god. OH GOD. OH CRIMMINY NO. DON'T TELL ME.
	Allum: 	AAAAAH! I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY THE WEIRDOS! AAAAAH! OH GOD I WAS RIGHT ALL THIS TIME!
	Allum: 	*PANICPANICPANICPANICPANICPANICPANIC*
Thrice: (( Man, why do I never play anyone Evil ))
Thrice: (( I could just Teleport and be done with it ))
Josten: 	Uh...? *rubs eyes* What is this, some sort of theater?
Josten: 	*obv
	Soldier 4: 	Shut up! *Pistol whips*
	Merritt: 	>rubs us
Merritt: (( with what ))
Merritt: (( your feet? ))
Josten: (( I don't want to rub you ))
Merritt: (( Hell those are probably tied too ))
Josten: (( with my shoulders (D) ))
Merritt: (( eyes* ))
	Allum: 	Hubwubuwubuhbububu! Oh, thanks, I needed that...
Merritt: (( You must have one freakishly long neck ))
	Allum: 	WAIT NO I DIDN'T! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Merritt: (( Josten is Dillon Adams ))
Josten: (( Man, -I- can do that ))
Josten: (( your neck must just be nonexistant ))
	Merritt: 	Without being able to move your shoulders at all?
Merritt: (( * ))
Merritt: (( As they're kind of tied up ))
Josten: (( just watch the play (D) ))
	Sawicki: 	Sirs, I don't have time for this foolishness. I'm a really busy man see, and I'm not interested in whatever you're kidnapping me out of the blue for.
	Allum: 	Forget that! Where's Heartfilia!? Oh god, tell me where Heartfilia went! WHERE DID YOU PUT HER YOU GOONS!?
	Soldier 4: 	*Ahem* You'll see in due time. *Checks watch* That time coming right...about....
	Merritt: 	(Ugh...man, how'd I get myself into this...and where's Amby? Or that hobo guy, for that matter...)
tirkaroKujo: 	The stage lights up in a bountiful harvest of spotlights and fireworks, as a juvenile young voice lets out a peppy, energetic cheer.
	Soldier 4: 	That should be it.
	Heartfilia: 	GOOOOOD MORNING KINGFISHER!
	Josten: 	Oh man, that voice sounds familia- hey, guess we found her after all.
	Merritt: 	(Wait a second...ain't dat...man, I must still be zozzled...)
tirkaroKujo: 	The young idol does a quick light-hearted, cheery, and super-cheesy song-and-dance number on the stage, while the stoic goons around her simple stand still. Everyone else appears to be rather dumbfounded.
	Heartfilia: 	That was a sample of "Apotropaic beam right to my heart!', availible as a single in two weeks!
	Josten: 	. . .
tirkaroKujo: 	A series of artificial applause arises from her goons. Any applause possible by the tied-up victims is rendered impossible due to obvious reasons.
	Heartfilia: 	Oh darn, it looks like our audience isn't exactly as warmed-up as usual? Is anything wrong?
	Allum: 	....*shakes head* Heartfilia! Oh my gods, thank the planet you're okay!
Merritt: (( Well... ))
	Heartfilia: 	Oh yes. I almost forgot we have a special audience tonight. Including.....you.....
	Heartfilia: 	*Sigh* So, how does it feel? To be tied up, helpless against, oh, my will for once?
	Allum: 	Eh? What would you possibly mean by that?
	Heartfilia: 	Hey Allum! Bark like a dog for me!
	Allum: 	.....what?
	Soldier 4: 	*Pistol whip* She said BARK!
	Allum: 	OOOH GOD MY FACE AGAIN
	Soldier 4: 	*Whips again* She said BARK!
Merritt: (( Damn, it's a good thing all of our Summoners have had their forehead masked in some way ))
Merritt: (( As while your Eidolon is summoned you just have a rune on your forehead ))
	Allum: 	AAH AAAH! OKAY! ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF!
	Heartfilia: 	I said BARK not ARF!
	Merritt: 	(What is up with this girl..)
Merritt: (( Wouldn't that be "wan ))
Merritt: (( " ))
	Soldier 4: 	*WHIPS* Can't you do ANYTHING right!?
	Josten: 	Like, what's going on here?
	Allum: 	*BlOOObblooboo! (or whatever onomatopaea best describes blood being punched out of mouth)* Okay..buh- BARK! BARK BARK!
	Heartfilia: 	Perfect! Grand job!
	Heartfilia: 	Now, in case anyone else feels left out, let me tell you that you're a super, -super- special audience. Without your participation, this show wouldn't be possible!
	Josten: 	Yay...?
	Heartfilia: 	Here's the first fun little tidbit! Underneath your chairs are layers upon layers of big, deadly explosives!
	Heartfilia: 	Try anything that mankes me sad, like say, trying to get away and BOOM!
Josten: (( theme of right now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tVDZZ_hue0 ))
Heartfilia: (( *makes* ))
Merritt: (( mankeys her sad ))
	Heartfilia: 	Your pieces will be so spread out, not even your momma will be able to recognize you!
	Allum: 	Wait, what? Whuwhuwhat!? Why would you even-? Why would you do this!? This isn't remotely fun! In fact, it's pretty terrible!
	Heartfilia: 	Oh, but it's fun for -me-! Fun for ME!
Merritt: (( What all do we have on us ))
	Heartfilia: 	I mean, don't you think I deserve it? I've spent about the last...55 or so years spreading cheer, joy, and poorly written multimedia shlock! And what have I gotten in return?
	Heartfilia: 	NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! *Giggles*
Josten: (( I assume ^ was the response to Thrice's question as well ))
tirkaroKujo: 	You have all of your items on you. It seems Heartfilia isn't the brightest crime organizer in the world.
Merritt: (( That'd be dandy if I could get into my freaking Handy Haversack ))
tirkaroKujo: 	owell
Merritt: (( Who knows, she might like squirrels ))
Merritt: (( As it is all I can do is Teleport or Dimension Door ))
Josten: (( Dimension door, like, a few feet to your right ))
Josten: (( instant Escape Artist ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Dont those have AoO
Josten: (( if anyone was adjacent, sure ))
Merritt: (( Thing is, they're Standard Actions ))
Merritt: (( Which take like, three seconds or something ))
Merritt: (( They'd just hit hte switch, since both are Verbal ))
Merritt: (( And blow me up ))
tirkaroKujo: 	That is in fact what I was thinking as well
Merritt: (( The only spell that any of my characters could use is like...Grace ))
Merritt: (( or burst of speed ))
Merritt: (( As those are Swift Actions ))
	Josten: 	*obv didn't invest in escape artist anyhow*
Tokens dropped onto map 'Heartfilia's playhouse'
	Scout: 	*I did, but you killed me*
Merritt: (( The only thing I could potentially do is summon Vivian ))
Merritt: (( As that has no requirements at all, apparently ))
	Sawicki: 	This is repulsive! Vile! Why, when the local authorites get a word of this, you'll be finished!
Merritt: (( But takes a minute and most likely requires concentration or something ))
	Josten: 	So, like, how long of a performance do you have here?
Merritt: (( But sheesh the rules are vague on that, the only thing mentioned is that it takes a minute. ))
	Heartfilia: 	WHO KNOWS! So we better get a move on with the first act!
Merritt: (( Hendrix was a demon summoner, so he drew a circle, but I'd guess Merritt has to split his soul or something, either way it's something to determine after the session ))
Merritt: (( For now, we can do nothing ))
Merritt: (( Except just sit here ))
	Josten: 	*totally content with just sitting through it anyway*
	Heartfilia: 	For the first act, we have two special guests with us!
	Merritt: 	....
	Heartfilia: 	Ha! What a wonderful selection!
Tokens dropped onto map 'Heartfilia's playhouse'
	Jared: 	*Shakes head back into consciousness* Wh-what's goin'- OH GOD DAMMIT!
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Aw, crap, the token black guy who stared down a tank!
	Jared: 	How do I ALWAYS find my way into this crap?! I always knew you were no good, tyke!
	Josten: 	H-hey, isn't that, like, the chick from earlier?
	Merritt: 	Yes, you idiot....
Josten: (( speaking of which, the rest might have given spells and such back ))
Josten: (( though I assume not as I think it has to be comfortable rest or something ))
	Heartfilia: 	Oh, of course you never did. After all, that WAS why you spent every waking day making my life a total hel- I MEAN, heck!
	Jared: 	Godammit! I'm just doing my job, okay!? I'm like, the ONLY guy willing to be honest with you around the workplace!
	Heartfilia: 	HAHA! That's quite a laugh! But I won't argue with you, as you're probably right. I appreciate that.
	Heartfilia: 	And this girl...huh....
	Heartfilia: 	Who is she now?
	Soldier: 	A member of what we presume a rescue squadron.
	Soldier: 	The rest should be in the audience right now.
	Heartfilia: 	Oh my! She looks rather beat up!
	Heartfilia: 	I sure hope this act doesn't take her out for good, or that would be terrible!
	Heartfilia: 	See, this is why you only use force DURING the show!
	Soldier: 	Don't worry, it only took a single hit to knock her cold.
	Merritt: 	...(damn...)
	Josten: 	(...like, what kind of performance IS this?)
Merritt: (( I don't know ))
Merritt: (( I am waiting to find out ))
	Heartfilia: 	So because of that, we'll have to start with something a little more fun! Robert, bring out the cakes!
	Another Soldier 2: 	Cakes incoming.
tirkaroKujo: 	Robert takes a carton of small cakes from backstage and lies them on the coffee table.
	Heartfilia: 	I hope you're ready audience, because the fate of these people lie in your hands!
	Heartfilia: 	Right here I have 5 cakes! One banana, one strawberry, one chocolate, one vanilla, and one mint!
	Josten: 	Yum.\
	Josten: 	*-\
	Heartfilia: 	Now, only ONE of these cakes isn't riddled with a bunch of terrible, deadly poisons that can destroy an elephant within a second!
	Jared: 	Oh yeah, well that's just GREAT!
	Heartfilia: 	Now, I'll have to pick a member of the audience to answer this for me....
	Heartfilia: 	Eenie meenie minie, YOU! In the big, silly hood and glasses!
	Josten: 	*looks around, crap, guess that's me*
	Josten: 	Well hey, guess you mean me. Alright, man, hit me.
	Heartfilia: 	This should be an easy question! Which one of these cakes is my favorite?
Josten: (( aaaand obv brb ))
Merritt: (( obv ))
tirkaroKujo: 	While Josten buries within his mind to figure this obscure trivia out, a slight whisper comes into Merrit's ear.
Josten: (( not a long one fortunately ))
Merritt: (( well ))
Merritt: (( why didn't you just WHISPER that ))
	Amby: 	*pssst. I'm trrying to be as quiet and quick as possible about this, as this spell isn't perfect*
	Josten: 	Uh... wow, haha, guess I should have paid more attention to sis when she talked about your show.
	Josten: 	Let's see, she'd always want to have those little tea parties, what with, like, the tiny plastic cups and such.
Josten: (( just stalling for time and babbling, not gonna answer ))
	Amby: 	*Fast* *Yeah they don't hit that well so I just faked getting knocked out but anyway there is a way to deactivate these explosives just kick the bottom of the seat a little bit*
	Soldier 3: 	???
	Soldier 3: 	Is something there?
	Amby: 	*Quickly!*
	Merritt: 	*WELL, LET'S SEE HOW I DO ON THIS*
	Josten: 	Like, I'm pretty sure there was always one flavor that stuck out, but I can't for the life of me remember which it was, haha. Kinda torn between two...
	Merritt: 	*BET I NAT 20 SO HARD I KICK THE CHAIR OUT FROM UNDER ME AND SET OFF MINE -AND- JOSTEN'S EXPLOSIVES*
Merritt: (( What kind of check would this be ))
tirkaroKujo: 	It's a dex check
Merritt: (( aw god ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Can also apply acro, escape artist, or what have you, but you have none of those
Josten: (( -2 Dex I assume ))
Merritt: (( +2 ))
Merritt: (( so yeah, pretty much ))
	Merritt: 	« 1d20+2 = 6 + 2 = 8 »
Merritt: (( Ye ))
Merritt: (( p ))
Merritt: (( Oh well, I sort of got an idea ))
	Soldier 3: 	Hey? Did someone leave a phone on!?
tirkaroKujo: 	You do indeed fail to kick it correctly, but you can try again now, if not doing that other plan
Merritt: (( I have +2, I probably need at least like, a 15 ))
Merritt: (( I may as well try this ))
	Heartfilia: 	*Taps foot* What? How could you even forget this?
Merritt: (( After Agi makes his guess ))
	Josten: 	Haha, sorry. I'm going to say... mint.
	Heartfilia: 	Took you long enough! That's correct!
Heartfilia: (( that was indeed not scripted and you literally got it right ))
Merritt: (( m ))
Heartfilia: (( gj ))
Josten: (( (cool) ))
Josten: (( good thing I love mint pie then ))
	Josten: 	*whew*
	Heartfilia: 	And luckily for them, this was the only cake not rigged with deadly toxins! Would you like a bite?
	Jared: 	Well shucks, guess I can't turn do-
	Heartfilia: 	WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY!
	Jared: 	Oh what a load of....
	Heartfilia: 	*Noms on cake* Now, our next segment!
	Josten: 	(Thanks, sis, I owe you one. Guess teatime paid off after all.)
	Heartfilia: 	I call this one, Heartfilia's heart-pounding hot potato! The rules are simple! I'll play hot potato with this giant stick of dynamite with our guests!
	Jared: 	Oh come the- HEY! We can't even move our arms!? How the hell is this fair in the slightest?!
	Heartfilia: 	HAHA! IT'S NOT! IT'S NOT FAIR AT ALL!
	Josten: 	Not sure how it'd be fun, then.
	Soldier: 	*Lights dynamite and gives it to Heartfilia*
	Merritt: 	Especially with the one girl, she can't even squirm
	Merritt: 	I mean, come on, how're you supposed to get any fun out of it if she just sits here?
	Heartfilia: 	Haha, what do you mean? Sure, it's not that CHALLENGING.... *throws stick*
Merritt: (( Well NOW I can't do anything about it ))
Merritt: (( Oh well ))
	Jared: 	Jesus! *Kicks it back*
	Heartfilia: 	Oh, didn't quite see that one coming...
Merritt: (( Technically I could just use this normally ))
Merritt: (( but I would probably get blown up ))
	Heartfilia: 	Bah! This game is stupid now! *Picks up dynamite*
	Another Soldier 2: 	You heard the lady! Break his legs!
Josten: (( inb4 audienceparticipation ))
	Soldier: 	Affirmitive!
	Jared: 	ARHGHBLARGH MY LEEEEGGGGSSSS
Merritt: (( If only I had Slow ))
Merritt: (( or Pyrotechnics ))
	Another Soldier 2: 	KICKT HEM HARDER
	Jared: 	OW OAUGH OH GOD, OKAY! OKAY! MY LEGS ARE THOROUGHLY BROKEN!
	Josten: 	...ouch, man, how can you do that?
	Heartfilia: 	NOW it's fun again!
	Heartfilia: 	*Throws dynamite* and away it goes once again!
	Merritt: 	Oh come on, this is excitin to you? They ain't even doin anythin. This is lame, if I wanted to see some chumps get knocked around, I'd go to Brink City.
	Jared: 	Ha! Didn't expect THIS did you!? *Blows it away*
	Heartfilia: 	*Disgruntled face*
Merritt: (( that is one strong mouth ))
Josten: (( was her face gruntled before? ))
Merritt: (( and/or windpipe ))
tirkaroKujo: 	It landed on the floor
Josten: (( how heavy IS dynamite, anyway? ))
Merritt: (( Technically it was, Agi ))
Josten: (( a pound, maybe? Pound and a half? ))
Merritt: (( And if this were realisitc it'd have blown up in here hand ))
Merritt: (( So just foget about weight ))
Merritt: (( r ))
	Jared: 	On second thought, prooobably shouldn't have done that.
Josten: (( naw, a pound is probably reasonable if it's a cylinder ))
Josten: (( you could blow that back ))
	Heartfilia: 	AARRGH! Don't ANY of your appreciate my work!?
	Heartfilia: 	I mean, I prepared this whole shindig for a month dam- I MEAN- Darn it!
Merritt: (( I am not sure if this would be Diplomacy or Bluf ))
Merritt: (( your call ))
Heartfilia: (( depends what you're doing ))
	Merritt: 	I could help you out... Listen...how bout we make a bet? I'll flip a coin, you call it...if you're wrong, I get to decide what happens to these chumps...if you're right, well, you can just toss that over here in the stands and watch US. We can't kick it back.
Merritt: (( but I must brb ))
Josten: (( how do you plan on flipping a coin anyho- oooooohhhh ))
Josten: (( but yeah, man, you're broke shit anyway ))
Josten: (( you don't even HAVE a coin to pull off the bluff ))
	Heartfilia: 	Oh. It seems a member of the audience wants to spice things up!
Merritt: (( ...shit, I do indeed have no SP ))
	Heartfilia: 	Fine! These losers are boring anyway!
	Merritt: 	Gonna need a coin, though. Anyone got one? Silver, if you can manage it.
	Merritt: 	And hey, this way ya know it ain't rigged.
	Heartfilia: 	Surely! Boys, give this man a silver piece!
	Soldier 3: 	*Mumble grumble* Alright, lemme see...
	Soldier 3: 	*Hands Merrit the coin* Try anything funny and you die. Nothing personal, it helps feed the kids.
	Merritt: 	I undahstand...well, you gonna call it, lady?
	Josten: 	Like, you sure this is a good idea, man?
	Heartfilia: 	Happily! As the lucky girl, I'm obliged to choose heads!
	Merritt: 	Heads, is it? *Flips it; assumes I can manage that tied up*
Merritt: (( if this is like a movie seat ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Sure, let's say you can
	Merritt: 	« 1d20+2 = 18 + 2 = 20 » and just for the hell of it let's try this again
Merritt: (( That oughta do it ))
tirkaroKujo: 	m
Merritt: (( Guess I was concentrating for like, a few seconds before that/when I was talking ))
Merritt: (( Either way you all know what I'm doing by this point ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Actually I do not
tirkaroKujo: 	As I am a derp
	Merritt: 	Looks like it came up...VIVIAN!
Josten: (( do you flip a coin to summon her? ))
Josten: (( that's new ))
Josten: (( or wait, it requires silver...? ))
	Merritt: 	http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/advanced/spells/summonEidolon.html#summon-eidolon
Merritt: (( Through that spelll, I do ))
Josten: (( clap ))
Josten: (( clever ))
	Heartfilia: 	Vivian? Don't be silly, that's not a side I ever heard of!
Tokens dropped onto map 'Heartfilia's playhouse'
	Josten: 	Like, look who decided to join us.
	Vivian: 	Huh-wha? Weren't we jsut in--
	Merritt: 	Hit the seats!
	Soldier 3: 	Hmm? Wait, silver....coin...summonning....ARGH! A SUMMONER! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!
Josten: (( also, the mark on his head probably ))
	Merritt: 	A what now? Whatever, just smack the seats around!
	Heartfilia: 	A summawhoozits?
Merritt: (( that'd be covered by my hat ))
Josten: (( (Y) ))
Merritt: (( and is only in effect when she's summoned anyhow ))
	Vivian: 	Uhh..okay? *Lunge*
Josten: (( I thought it was while she was bound...? Eh, whatever ))
	Allum: 	I-I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!
	Josten: 	That, uh, makes two of us, man.
Vivian: (( So is this just an attack roll ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Sure why not
Vivian: (( vs whatever the seats' AC are ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Lets say 10
	Vivian: 	« 1d20+13+9 = 11 + 13 + 9 = 33 » « 1d20+13+9 = 15 + 13 + 9 = 37 » « 1d20+13+9 = 6 + 13 + 9 = 28 » « 1d20+13+9 = 6 + 13 + 9 = 28 »
tirkaroKujo: 	m
	Allum: 	AAAAH! Oh, wait, what was that?
	Vivian: 	Well that was weird...why're yah tied up?
	Merritt: 	Don't matter, just undo it!
Merritt: (( next turn obv ))
	Heartfilia: 	AAAAAAAAAAAH!!! NO NO NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Merritt: (( also the coin is gone ))
	Heartfilia: 	*PUSHES BUTTONS*
Merritt: (( that man cannot afford his weekly slice of cheese ))
	Heartfilia: 	W-why won't it work?
	Merritt: 	Ha, who knows?
Merritt: (( So these faggots can try their Escape Artist checks or whatnot now ))
Merritt: (( or Str ))
	Josten: 	Wha- oh, turned off the bombs, I gotcha! *attempts to wiggle out* « 1d20+2 = 15 + 2 = 17 »
tirkaroKujo: 	Yeah that makes it
	Josten: 	*no idea if that makes it*
	Josten: 	*cool*
	Josten: 	*slips through, falling to knees before standing up*
	Sawicki: 	Thank goodness! I was getting sick of this anyway!
	Halmain: 	Pfft, these knots were pathetic anyway, didn't even need to try mines.
	Allum: 	SERIOUSLY! STOP THIS HEARTFILIA! WHAT"S GOTTEN INTO YOU!?
	Soldier 4: 	Quick! Open fire at it!
	Soldier 4: 	*For simplicity's sake, we'll just say they all haphazardly fire at the thing, as they'll all probably bounce off* « 1d20+9 = 6 + 9 = 15 »
	Vivian: 	It...? Aw, dat's not nice...
	Soldier 2: 	B-bullets aren't working!
	Heartfilia: 	Haaah...nooo..this isn't how it's supposed to go..!
Merritt: (( they'd probably pass through her if anything, but I'm not actually a Shadow Caller (SAD) ))
Merritt: (( I guess we roll init now or something ))
	Heartfilia: 	Noo...not at all...
	Sawicki: 	It's over Heartfilia! Everyone will hear about this at the authorities!
	Amby: 	You're damned right it's over! Umbrella beam!
	Heartfilia: 	Huh? Wha? « 1d20+8 = 7 + 8 = 15 »
Merritt: (( I assume that was a save-or-die ))
	Amby: 	« 11d6 = 44 » burn!
	Heartfilia: 	EEEEEK! *Falls back, dynamite falling on the floor*
Merritt: (( Searing Light didn't set the bomb off? ))
Merritt: (( Or whatever that was ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Nah, it's the Jyoti's breath weapon
tirkaroKujo: 	Which is positive ener-
Merritt: (( >POSITIVE ENERGY ))
tirkaroKujo: 	No, wait, it's FIRE and Positive evergy
tirkaroKujo: 	*energy
Merritt: (( So she can... ))
tirkaroKujo: 	So yeah aw snap
Merritt: (( Set us on fire ))
Merritt: (( And heal us ))
Merritt: (( at the same time ))
	Heartfilia: 	« 8d6 = 28 » OH COME ON!
	Soldier 4: 	Heartfilia! No!
	Soldier 4: 	Oh, this isn't gonna be good for business at all.
	Heartfilia: 	*COUGH COUGH*
Josten: (( did Merritt actually bother untying himself ))
Merritt: (( I kicked the chair ))
Merritt: (( I assume that exhausted my energy ))
Josten: (( or did Vivian slash his bonds open ))
Merritt: (( Turn hasn't come around ))
Merritt: (( That was the plan though ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Sure, guess it's your turn now
Josten: (( guess we ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Not like it really matters now
Josten: (( 're not init rolling ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Well, it wasn't meant to be a real battle but whatev
	Heartfilia: 	Argh...I'm okay. I'm perfeclty okay.
Merritt: (( Guess we have to roll init then ))
Josten: (( I indeed had assumed it was over and was going to help untie people ))
Heartfilia: (( sure go ahead ))
	Josten: 	« 1d20+6 = 17 + 6 = 23 » but here's my init
Merritt: (( « 1d20+8 = 10 + 8 = 18 » ))
	Vivian: 	« 1d20+3 = 9 + 3 = 12 »
	Soldier: 	« 1d20+2 = 6 + 2 = 8 » spesh marheen init
	Josten: 	« 1d20+6 = 11 + 6 = 17 » *clambers over seats to reach Allum*
	Amby: 	« 1d20+5 = 1 + 5 = 6 » nobody remembers amby
	Josten: 	Here, like, lemme help you with those ropes. *what kind of check is this again*
tirkaroKujo: 	Dex/escape artist/disable device
	Josten: 	« 1d20+2 = 6 + 2 = 8 » *dex it is*
tirkaroKujo: 	Josten, Vivian, Soldiers, Amby
	Josten: 	ngh, kinda tough rope here. *keeps at it*
	Allum: 	AAAAAH! OH GOD MAKE SURE HEARTFILIA IS ALRIGHT, PLEASE!
Merritt: (( You forgot me (SAD) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	did you even roll
	Merritt: 	Merritt: (( « 1d20+8 = 10 + 8 = 18 » ))
tirkaroKujo: 	There you are
Merritt: (( yeah, ooc for some reason ))
Merritt: (( guess I was typing something else up ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Josten, Merrit, Vivian, Soldiers, Amby
	Merritt: 	« 1d20+2 = 7 + 2 = 9 » why not
Merritt: (( nope ))
	Merritt: 	Ugh...coujld you help me outta these things, Vivvy?
Merritt: (( Also, nobody has any Dex, ever ))
Merritt: (( We somehow just NEED a Rogue ))
	Vivian: 	Sure thing!
Vivian: (( I can attack more than one thing at a time right ))
Vivian: (( Er, in a turn ))
Vivian: (( I assume so since that's how we've been doing it ))
tirkaroKujo: 	That's how we've done it
	Vivian: 	« 1d20+13+9 = 3 + 13 + 9 = 25 » ropes
tirkaroKujo: 	m
	Vivian: 	« 1d20+13+9-4 = 14 + 13 + 9 - 4 = 32 » « 1d20+13+9-4 = 12 + 13 + 9 - 4 = 30 » « 1d20+13+9-4 = 8 + 13 + 9 - 4 = 26 »
Vivian: (( palookas, NL ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Hits em both
	Vivian: 	« 2d6+13+1d6 = 6 + 13 + 1 = 20 » « 2d6+13+1d6 = 7 + 13 + 6 = 26 » « 2d6+19+1d6 = 8 + 19 + 3 = 30 » « 4d6+13+1d6 = 20 + 13 + 4 = 37 » First is Ropes, rest are the goons
Vivian: (( mfw that somehow doesn't break the ropes ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Nothing ever breaks the ropes
tirkaroKujo: 	But yeah, ropes broken
	Merritt: 	Thanks...Now we just gotta get those other two and untie everyone.
	Another Soldier 2: 	You little punks! We'll make you pay for this!
	Josten: 	*still working on ropes* Hey, you gonna try to wiggle out or anything, man? Help me out a bit here.
	Allum: 	« 1d20+8 = 20 + 8 = 28 » HEARTFILIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Merritt: (( burst of conviction ))
	Allum: 	*BREAKS out of ropes*
	Josten: 	*pushed back by display of raw masculinity*
Merritt: (( he just TEARS THE SEAT FROM THE GROUND ))
Merritt: (( The ENTIRE ROW ))
	Josten: 	*totally carried along in that case*
	Josten: 	*as is soldier 3*
	Allum: 	WHY ARE YOU DOING THIIIS HEARTFILIA!?
	Heartfilia: 	*Cough cough*
	Heartfilia: 	It's okay. Boys, stop it. This is a battle we can't win. It's over.
Josten: (( mfw genre savvy antagonist ))
	Heartfilia: 	Pffft. In the end, it seems I'm just a scared, confused child who doesn't know what she wants. And I'm older than anyone in this room. Isn't that sad?
	Josten: 	(Even that guy with the wrinkles over there?)
	Josten: 	Like, you don't look a day over 15. What are you talking about?
	Allum: 	Pull yourself together! Listen, nobody got hurt too badly, so I'll just write this all off and, and...
	Josten: 	15 is definitely pushing it, even.
	Heartfilia: 	Pfft. Write it all off. For what? So you can feed the people even more...fantasies?
	Vivian: 	I still don't know what's goin on...
	Heartfilia: 	But yes...15...you still aren't in the know are you?
Josten: (( hell, more like 10 (crs) ))
	Josten: 	I... guess not, man.
	Heartfilia: 	See, 50 years ago, it was a real golden age for heroics! It was this new thing, fighting for the side of good in a never-ending struggle against the evils lying within! And of course, there was loads of economic value to be found in this! So of course, I was one of the first pioneering heroes, and the youngest at that! Just 13 years old! Can you imagine?
	Heartfilia: 	Of course, this was just a thing I was doing to ultimately feed my family while helping others out. And I was happy! Of course, my parents were worried...my entire gimmick was just being an idol to children everywhere. Once I grew up well...I can't do that anymore can I?
	Heartfilia: 	So my parent's spent my entire college fund on this rare, mystical item that lets me stay this age....staying...staying as Heartfilia! The idol of children everywhere! Forever!
Tokens dropped onto map 'Heartfilia's playhouse'
	Forz: 	Back where I come from, we called that the Planet
	Forz: 	Get a better planet (D)
	Heartfilia: 	Of course I had my own agency and everything! I was raking in more money for my parents, and then the agency after I outlived them, more than any other hero out there!
	Heartfilia: 	Of course...Heartfilia isn't real at all. No, she's just a fantasy created by the public for them to look up to.
	Heartfilia: 	Nothing in my life is real. I'm not allowed to grow up...I can't curse, I can't drink...I'm not even allowed to have a boyfriend. I have to stay Heartfilia for the rest of my eternal life.
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	13 forever you say (smirk)
	Vivian: 	That's kinda...sad...
	Merritt: 	What's I'm confused about...if you were frustrated about not being able to do any of that...why didn't you just go out and do all that?
	Heartfilia: 	I always have to endure this business at all times! Jenny Rogers died the moment I became a hero!
	Merritt: 	Instead of throwing dynamite at us.
	Heartfilia: 	HAHA! HAHAHAHA!
	Heartfilia: 	I tried that once!
	Heartfilia: 	And what happened? I was threatened with the fate of "mysteriously disappearing." Do you know how this system works?
	Heartfilia: 	This is the economic backbone of the world's societies! Nobody in my agency can afford to have me break any taboos!
	Allum: 	Well to my credit, I -DID- try that one project aimed at an older audience...
	Heartfilia: 	And it was BULLSH- I mean- HORSERADISH! It nearly ruined your entire agency!
	Heartfilia: 	I can't do anything besides be Heartfilia! I'm always Heartfilia! That's all I'll ever be! Living in a land of make-believe for eternity!
	Heartfilia: 	I hate it! I HATE IT! I can't STAND it! I should be out there like everyone else! I hate the agency! I hate all these corperate bigwigs bossing me around and controlling my fate! I hate people like YOU and YOU!
Merritt: (( Who the fuck was the other you ))
Merritt: (( I assume the black guy ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Sure why not
	Forz: 	It was me, wasn't it?
Merritt: (( Also, Agi die ))
Merritt: (( d ))
Josten: (( naw ))
	Heartfilia: 	I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE! I want to GROW UP! I want to properly enjoy what everyone else takes for granted! But....I'll never get it...never.
	Merritt: 	Sounds like you need to leave Kingfisher.
	Heartfilia: 	I'm locked into this system. Locked into this spider's web of greed and selfishness under the guise of "Justice."
	Josten: 	If it was that easy, she'd probably have done it a while ago...
	Heartfilia: 	And what can I do about it? I'm not even that strong by myself...
	Soldier: 	.....So, if you're finished, are we getting a paycheck for this or what?
	Heartfilia: 	Yeah yeah, it'll be in the mail....
	Josten: 	...sorry, this might be insensitive, but like, is there some sort of magic keeping you from growing up or something?
	Soldier: 	Yippie! Now I'll finally be able to afford WRC!
	Soldier 1: 	Yeah let's get outta here 'fore the cops find out.
tirkaroKujo: 	She literally just said her parents used a magic item to make her eternally 13 years old (D)
Josten: (( well i missed it ))
	Merritt: 	So, you want to grow up, right? Let me ask ya this...What would happen if that magic stopped working?
Josten: (( aging 50 years instantly might just kill he ))
Josten: (( r ))
Merritt: (( Hey, if it just STOPPED her aging ))
Merritt: (( And didn't....somehow complexly store it somewhere ))
Merritt: (( it probably wouldn't just insta age her ))
Josten: (( time never forgets (ghst) ))
	Heartfilia: 	If it stopped working? Well I'd age as normal pretty much.
Merritt: (( Agi: Time....is an elephant (STRAW) ))
Josten: (( but it would indeed be DM fiat ))
	Allum: 	Eerrrgh...you four may leave now. Your work is done, really.
	Allum: 	We're gonna have some major private business to work out here, see.....
	Heartfilia: 	*Sigh* None of this really changed your mind, did it Allum? You corporate types are all the same...all the same...
Merritt: (( back ))
	Josten: 	Like, I wish I could help you out, ma'am, but magic's a bit out of my ability to do anything.
	Merritt: 	Listen, fella, I don't think you really have a say in this. You want that magic gone, girl..? I might be able to do somethin about that. Hell, I can get you out of this apple, too. I ain't quite as good as I used to be, but it should work.
Josten: (( Apple? (un) That supposed to be Big Apple as in new york as in general term for a city you know what I ain't even gonna question it anymore ))
Merritt: (( Apple is a general term for a city, ys ))
Merritt: (( That's where big apple came from ))
Merritt: (( It just stuck around ))
Josten: (( jesus those are some loose connectio- really? Well, alright, huh ))
	Allum: 	Ahehehe....Don't have a say in this? Listen, I probably have the most say in this than anyone right now...
	Heartfilia: 	What? Really? You can somehow do that?
Josten: (( also, is that just Hendrix ))
Merritt: (( no ))
Josten: (( I assume so ))
Merritt: (( that is PC ))
Josten: (( so you finally took a photo of yourself ))
Merritt: (( AKA, Grell Sutcliffe or however you spell his name ))
Josten: (( you really are an anime pretty boy ))
	Allum: 	Hey, HEY! Pay attention to me! And stop talking about your nonsense!
	Allum: 	Erggh...so this was your plan then? Make ME out to be the bad guy here?
	Merritt: 	I can try...if the first part fails, well, I can DEFINITELY do the second.
	Merritt: 	It's pretty simple to just...pop in out of dimensions like that.
	Vivian: 	Yeah, but it's no fun if you ain't expectin it...
	Amby: 	Well, it seems the opposite is failing quite miserably Reddy.
	Merritt: 	I'm not out to make anyone a villain, I'm not sayin I approve of what she did, eithah.
	Heartfilia: 	Oh, I don't care! If you can get me outta this web, I'll...I don't know what I'll do, but I'll be estatic about it!
	Merritt: 	You ARE comin with me though, atl east for a second, even if she don't.
	Allum: 	Oh come on now REALLY?!
	Allum: 	Oh god, no...no! I'm finished, aren't I!? FINISHED!
	Merritt: 	Hey, only if yah wanna be. Wonder how many tries this'll take me... You're sure about this, right, girly?
	Heartfilia: 	Depends, is it dangerous? If so, I don't care. I'd rather die than keep this lie up.
	Merritt: 	Shouldn't be inherently so, no...Well, here goes. Hope for the best...
	Merritt: 	If it don't work first try, don't worry, sometimes it takes a bit... Dispel Magic! « 1d20+11 = 15 + 11 = 26 »
Merritt: (( Basically I have to roll over 11 + the spell's caster level ))
Josten: (( so it very easily might still fail tipsy ))
Merritt: (( It could ))
Merritt: (( But I have like...6 tries left, then my Hero Points ))
Merritt: (( Hell, I could just use a Hero Point to bump that roll up to 30 if I wanted to ))
Merritt: (( Or not OVER ))
Merritt: (( Equal to ))
Merritt: (( So basically, unless the thing that cast that spell was level 16 or higher ))
Merritt: (( We should be alright ))
tirkaroKujo: 	>That feel when the closest thing to an eternal youth spell is an alchemist discovery
Merritt: (( I think there's a Monk thing that makes it so you never age...? ))
Josten: (( that's a class feature tipsy ))
Merritt: (( Wiat ))
Josten: (( and it's, like ))
Merritt: (( is there ANY kind of Youth spell ))
Merritt: (( Just cast Permanency on that ))
Josten: (( there is ))
Josten: (( Koko had it ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Yeah, there was
tirkaroKujo: 	Sorta
Merritt: (( I think that just maee her look younger ))
tirkaroKujo: 	It just makes you look younger though
Merritt: (( Not sure ))
Merritt: (( There's a Druid ability ))
Merritt: (( That I believe makes it so you never age ))
tirkaroKujo: 	It is indeed called Youthful Appearance
Merritt: (( Or no ))
Merritt: (( I think that just works on the effects of aging ))
Merritt: (( But the only things I can find that just get rid of aging entirely are 20th level ))
Josten: (( monk and druid ability is idntical ))
tirkaroKujo: 	So yeah given that nothing ever goes past 9th level
Josten: (( sure, that ))
tirkaroKujo: 	That should pretty much be able to do it
Merritt: (( There's a Wizard one too ))
Merritt: (( No Tirk ))
Merritt: (( Caster Level ))
Merritt: (( Not Spell Level (HIPPO) ))
Josten: (( Timeless Body (Ex) At 17th level, a monk no longer takes penalties to his ability scores for aging and cannot be magically aged. Any such penalties that he has already taken, however, remain in place. Age bonuses still accrue, and the monk still dies of old age when his time is up. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Pfffft
tirkaroKujo: 	How silly of me
Josten: (( ain't useful but here you go ))
Merritt: (( Well, here goes, hope I roll a 12 or higher ))
Merritt: (( As I assume that didn't work ))
Josten: (( refresh dat die ))
tirkaroKujo: 	But yes, then it would be « 11+20 = 11 + 20 = 31 »
Merritt: (( I'm level 11 ))
Josten: (( obv indeed ))
Merritt: (( So yeah, nat 20 ))
Merritt: (( But I can circumvent that... ))
	Merritt: 	« 1d20+11+8 = 1 + 11 + 8 = 20 » Dispel! *uses a Hero Point, fuck else am I going to use these for*
	Merritt: 	*OBV*
Josten: (( obv indeed ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Not today pal
Merritt: (( >mfw I dispel my own magic ))
Merritt: (( >making me no longer able to cast magic ))
Merritt: (( >mfw if you nat 20 a Dispel Magic check ))
Josten: (( don't give him ideas you ass ))
Merritt: (( >YOU END MAGIC ENTIRELY ))
	Merritt: 	« 1d20+11+8 = 16 + 11 + 8 = 35 » God dammit...Come one!
Merritt: (( on* ))
Merritt: (( That one should do it ))
Josten: (( come one come all ))
	EhYouMissedPal: 	Well shit you actually didn't miss
Merritt: (( I did indeed just do the impossible ))
Merritt: (( Just as impossible as getting that ring in Darkseed 2 ))
	Merritt: 	Did..did that work...?
Josten: (( how would you KNOW it worked, anyway? ))
Josten: (( since it's a gradual thing ))
Merritt: (( I think you're automatically aware of whether it did or not, not sure ))
tirkaroKujo: 	An aura of release shines around Heartfilia's body. It flies away into wisps of smoke, forming a skull in the air upon being dispelled.
Josten: (( well there ya go ))
	Heartfilia: 	Huh, I....I actually think that did-
	Allum: 	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!
	Allum: 	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGH! RUINED! I'M RUINED FOREVER!
	Josten: 	Hey, like, don't go collapsing into a bag of bones on us.
	Sawicki: 	Hey, that's against the law!
	Vivian: 	Yah did it, sweetie!
	Heartfilia: 	Screw your law! I...I think I'm finally free now!
	Merritt: 	Thankfully...
	Josten: 	Man, calm down. *touch of Serenity* « 1d20+16 = 17 + 16 = 33 »
	Merritt: 	And I'm not much a fan of those laws, sorry. Some of em were just meant to be broken...
	Allum: 	S-S-scr- WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT!
	Josten: 	Hey, she DID say it! Haha, guess that part of the curse is gone at least.
	Heartfilia: 	Oh, sorry, did I say screw? I meant-
	Allum: 	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH DON-
	Heartfilia: 	FUCK YOUR LAW!
	Allum: 	*Faints*
	Merritt: 	Attagirl. Now then...come on, R--well, this'll be simpler than I thought. Alright, one way trip here...who else is coming besides the girl and the psycho?
	Amby: 	Looks like an era is collapsing right before my eyes.
	Amby: 	Geez! At least wait up for me!
	Amby: 	Like I'm gonna get involved in whatever mess is surely surrounding us.
Josten: (( mfw I do indeed have no reason to accompany you lot anymore (tipsy) ))
	Merritt: 	Three, huh...sorry, Vivvy, but you're gonna have to disappear for a little bit...
	Vivian: 	Aw, really? Well, alright...
Merritt: (( I can indeed only take three extra people at level 11 ))
Merritt: (( Level 12 I can handle four (HIPPO) ))
Merritt: (( and I only have two Teleports ))
Merritt: (( So if monkey wants to come along I'll have to use my third Hero Point ))
	Amby: 	Well geez, there's a limit to this thing?
	Merritt: 	Yeah, sorta, but it shouldn't be much of a problem.
	Josten: 	Like, where are you heading off to, then?
	Amby: 	Don't let me be a burden then. I can always just try dimension dooring my way outta trouble.
	Merritt: 	Well...I can just reform Vivian once we get there. It only take a minute.
Merritt: (( In fact ))
Merritt: (( I literally can't take Vivian ))
Merritt: (( As she counts as two Medium creatures and I can only take three ))
Merritt: (( So I could only take one other perosn ))
Merritt: (( If I took her ))
	Merritt: 	Plus...well, the way I called her this time wasn't really...conventional. It doesn't last long.
	Merritt: 	And we're goin to see a certain friend of ours, um...whatever your name was.
	Amby: 	I guess we'll head off back to some freaky vampire cave before I head back to my hourse....or Merrit's place, but they don't seem to like him much anymore.
	Merritt: 	No, they probably won't...
	Vivian: 	Right, the whole failure thing.
	Vivian: 	*failuah
	Josten: 	Sounds like you people, like, get around a lot.
	Amby: 	He does. Not sure about myself though. I just sorta left my house to go punch some nazis in the face and I somehow wound up here.
	Amby: 	You feel like coming along? I could always use some help around Wybrook at least.
	Merritt: 	Again, sorry about draggin ya into this.
	Heartfilia: 	*Quietly singing and snapping fingers* Fuck this guy, and fuck that guy~
	Josten: 	Man, it's alright. I probably should, like, be getting out of Kingfisher as it is.
	Merritt: 	Hoo, four...this will be tricky...
Merritt: (( If only I could make a Wand of Teleport ))
Merritt: (( And then use that class feature to make it act as one level higehr ))
Merritt: (( racial feature* ))
	Josten: 	How far away are you headed, man? I don't mind walking if I have to.
Merritt: (( but that would take at least like, four days ))
	Amby: 	Hey, hey. I said I'll just hop, skip, and dimension door my way outta here if it's any trouble.
Merritt: (( and I could just teleport back the next day ))
	Josten: 	...heck, where even ARE we?
Merritt: (( How long WERE we out? ))
Merritt: (( Cause if it was more than 8 hours I don't relaly think this is ap roblem ))
	Heartfilia: 	Fuck this and fuck that~- Oh, this place? It's somewhere underground, on the far outskirts of Kingfisher.
Josten: (( in the bampoiyah cave ))
Merritt: (( Even though I'm technically supposed to spend one hour....doing something to prepare my spellcasting abilities ))
	Heartfilia: 	Like, this place almost caught fire because of some weird laser exploding right near it.
Merritt: (( I don't think we've ever used that though ))
	Merritt: 	....Huh....well, that's....
	Merritt: 	Huh.
	Heartfilia: 	Geez, thought only I had odd taste in location.
	Merritt: 	Captain Cosmo wouldn't happen to have been sent around here lately, would he?
	Heartfilia: 	Oh yeah. There was this big laser coming from the lab, and Captain Cosmo stopped it!
	Amby: 	So....
	Josten: 	Is that what that was? All I saw was a big flash of light.
	Amby: 	We're pretty much right where we needed to be. Huh.
	Merritt: 	I think Dimension Door would get us right there....How many people can you take, Amby?
	Merritt: 	We'd have to know the direction, though...
	Amby: 	I can take about.....hrm, never actually tried it with other people before.
	Amby: 	Shucks, I'll just make an estimate and say.....3.
	Amby: 	And given that the place is apparently underground, the only direction we'll need is upwards....right?
	Josten: 	...yeah, but like, how far?
	Merritt: 	How FAR is the question...I don't wanna end up 840 feet in the air.
	Josten: 	Or buried six feet under.
	Merritt: 	Or 1100 miles, for that matter.
	Amby: 	Well like uh...*scratches head* Geez, can't you just imagine the damn place? I don't think it'll be that far from Dr. Insano's lab.
	Heartfilia: 	Actually, this base is in fact buried 50 feet below the ground. Not too deep really.
	Heartfilia: 	Any deeper and I'd have to afford better roofing!
	Josten: 	Like, I guess that's that, then.
	Merritt: 	Well, that's helpful...
Merritt: (( how long has it been ))
Merritt: (( Since I summoned Vivian ))
Josten: (( I assume those soldiers are still just twiddling their thumbs over there ))
tirkaroKujo: 	15~ minutes
	Vivian: 	Well jeez, no wonder I've been so quiet
	Vivian: 	I haven't existed for about 4 minutes
	Sawicki: 	Well geez, wait for us! The authorities have to hear about this somehow!
	Jared: 	Oh yeah REAL cool guys
	Merritt: 	...What do we do about him...?
	Jared: 	Just leave me over here!
	Merritt: 	I'm sorry, I'm no healer...
	Heartfilia: 	Eh, forget about him. He'll find some way to crawl out.
	Amby: 	Sadly, I am one.
	Merritt: 	Uhh...I can't really do that...
	Josten: 	You sure...?
	Amby: 	« 3d8+11 = 21 + 11 = 32 » Come on, this has to get your legs back in shape.
	Jared: 	Huh?! Well shit! I can move again!
	Jared: 	Haha! So long suckers! I ain't havin' nothing to do with this psychopath again!
	Jared: 	*Falls* Crap! Forgot I'm still tied up!
	Amby: 	Yeah well we'll work on that...
	Jared: 	Haha! Now I'll have nothing to do with this bitch!
	Jared: 	*Trips and falls* Okay that was entirely my fault*
	Merritt: 	That is one unfortunate man.
	Josten: 	some people just can't take a favor.
	Amby: 	So yeah, we jetting or what?
	Merritt: 	Well, I'll take Heartfilia and Allum, you take the...brown one.
	Merritt: 	I still nevah got yah name. Dimension Door!
	Josten: 	Didn't I give you my name? It was on the flier.
Merritt: (( Like I read that ))
	Josten: 	Kinda small print, but whatever.
	Amby: 	Josten apparently.
	Amby: 	Yeah I actually read it for some reason.
	Josten: 	*sheepish grin*
	Forz: 	Isn't the yellow fellow supposed to be the sheep?
	Heartfilia: 	*Grabs onto Merrit* and don't let go of me! *Dimension doors*
	Merritt: 	*Guess I like, stepped on Allum*
	Merritt: 	*Hey, I only have to touch him, doesn't say how*
	Merritt: 	No worries!
	Josten: 	*pchooooo*
	Amby: 	*Grabs onto the Hippie* Let's see how this works out. DIMENSION DOOR!
agidius: 	And /session I assume
tirkaroKujo: 	Yeah pretty much
tirkaroKujo: 	Shame the wily fortress map takes up too much landmass for me to just flip it over upside down
tirkaroKujo: 	Because y'know its junk
tirkaroKujo: 	Also that poor, poor synchtube
agidius: 	sad
	Merritt: 	I was in it
	Merritt: 	The whole time
	Merritt: 	(FEDUP)
tirkaroKujo: 	Well get outta it (D)
agidius: 	listening to Noise Marine probably
	Merritt: 	No
	Merritt: 	It was paused
	Merritt: 	Nothing at all was playin
	Merritt: 	g
agidius: 	mips
agidius: 	and yes, thankfully we do not have to put this on hold and play Maid RPG
agidius: 	was worried for a second there
tirkaroKujo: 	Of course not
	Merritt: 	You were the one suggesting Maid RPG
tirkaroKujo: 	We're putting it on hold and playing GGG
	Merritt: 	If it would be put on hold by US, it'd be for GGG indeed
agidius: 	Guilty Gear Gundam
tirkaroKujo: 	You're almost there with the last one
	Merritt: 	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iilt2GMv0iY
	Merritt: 	That alerady exists
agidius: 	I probably am going to request Maid RPG at some point down the line (chew)
agidius: 	maybe just for a few days as it could get old very quickly
	Merritt: 	Though I prefer the Collection
	Merritt: 	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f85WMeK5tY
	Merritt: 	Or Complete Box whatever
tirkaroKujo: 	We COULD play Maid while I inevitably stall for time for my GGG campaign
	Merritt: 	Why would you stall for time for what is Megaman Zero in a different place
tirkaroKujo: 	But learning two whole systems in the span of like, two weeks is blasphemy/madness
	Merritt: 	Hell I already statted my character, though no the actual mech
	Merritt: 	not*
tirkaroKujo: 	Hey, hey
tirkaroKujo: 	It's not just Megaman Zero
tirkaroKujo: 	It's Megaman Zero with a bit of Metal Gear (D)
	Merritt: 	Let's see how terribly this pastes in
	Merritt: 	Name: Dunno I. Yet Age: 23 Height: 5'10" Weight: 155 lbs. Attributes: Fitness: 1, Intellect: 2, Empathy: 4, Plot Armor: Grit: 7, Drive: 6, Wisdom: 8, Skills: Diplomacy 2, Presence 2, Traits: Common Sense, Jack of All Trades, Leadership Genre Powers: Try Again, Mid-Scene Upgrade, Not So Fast, Carry My Hopes, Pull Yourself Together, Strength in Union Reason: No Idea Yet Typecast: Inspirer Bane: The Number 8
	Merritt: 	Huh, it doesn't list class
tirkaroKujo: 	His bane is in fact his wisdom
	Merritt: 	Or whatever those are called
	Merritt: 	But eitehr way he's Coordinator
	Merritt: 	Not the Pokemon kind (CRS)
	Merritt: 	And yes, his Wisdom is indeed 8
agidius: 	Maid RPG takes, like, 15 minutes max to learn
agidius: 	since most of it is RANDOM the main problem is that we are in maptool
agidius: 	and have to token everything
tirkaroKujo: 	Isn't Maid just Dark Heresey
	Merritt: 	Maid is Rape Heresy
tirkaroKujo: 	Like, to the point where everything in it is fully compatible with Dark Heresey.
tirkaroKujo: 	Why do I keep spelling it as Heresey
	Merritt: 	Hear-say
agidius: 	same reason you keep spelling it as thier apparently
	Merritt: 	brb
tirkaroKujo: 	Dark Heresy is also the only game where what would be considered a random mook in the source material is just a TPK in the game itself.
tirkaroKujo: 	Those being Chaos Space Marines
	Merritt: 	Hippo
tirkaroKujo: 	So yes
tirkaroKujo: 	Guess I better stat Wybrook as the new base of operations then
	Merritt: 	I don't know, man
	Merritt: 	I was planning for this to ocme up this session but it just didn't
	Merritt: 	I was actually planning to ask Russo if he'd consider letting us work for him
tirkaroKujo: 	Damn, that does make sense
tirkaroKujo: 	How did I not think it up before
	Merritt: 	Also, we've decided taht Merritt doesn't have the Summon Nature's Ally, Vivian does go away when I'm KO'd, and that's fine, but we need to actually decide on the whole ritual thing
	Merritt: 	How does it work, does it need any components
	Merritt: 	Stuff like taht
	Merritt: 	As all the source says is that it takes one minute
tirkaroKujo: 	Shit man
tirkaroKujo: 	That's shit you shoulda decided on yourself first thing
	Merritt: 	Well, maybe, but I was more concerned with horrifically nerfing myself at the time
	Merritt: 	I'd guess it would just be a matter of concentration for a minute or something, I'm not sure, it's mostly up to you
	Soldier 3: 	Clearly we must play this game next
	Soldier 3: 	http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Only_Awesome
agidius: 	obviously
	Merritt: 	Probably
	Merritt: 	I guess I should take Resilient Eidolon at level 13, since it doesn't really make sense for Vivian to disappear when I'm knocked out anyways. Unfortunately that's 2 levels away, so until then, when I go out, our main damager and our main debuffer is out of commission
	Merritt: 	Unless Agi somehow manages to contribute to combat wiht a monk
	Merritt: 	Then again this game is ending in like, two sessions anyways
	Merritt: 	So it doesn't really matter
	Merritt: 	So yes, Agi, you'd better get started with rolling up Siarnaq
agidius: 	who now
	Merritt: 	As I've already rolled Girouette
	Merritt: 	This guy. He speaks like a robot until he kills you, then laughs like a maniax http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izRgb9zWK6I
	Merritt: 	maniac*
agidius: 	...riiiight, we're all mechs for some reason
	Merritt: 	Well, if this is like MMZ, we'd be reploids or humans with the ability to Biomerge
	Merritt: 	Or whatever it is called
	Soldier 3: 	The setting does indeed allow you to be either
	Soldier 3: 	Though I'm not sure about rules being set in place when it comes to being either a robot or a human
	Merritt: 	I assume there isn't really much difference between the two in terms of gameplay
	Soldier 3: 	There is in fact no difference except for random nuances
	Merritt: 	Guess I'll roll with reploid then
	Merritt: 	Or whatever it's called in the game
	Merritt: 	At least that way the no-death makes sense
	Merritt: 	As I could have a backup/black box
	Soldier 3: 	Perhaps
	Merritt: 	As yes, AGi, unless you truly piss the GM off, you cannot die in GGG
	Merritt: 	Well, without the player's consent
	Merritt: 	If you do manage to piss him off though he'll just sic a black hole on you.
	Soldier 3: 	Though yes
	Soldier 3: 	in TirkGGG, I am actually putting a degree of effort into the setting
	Merritt: 	Due in part to you having already done so
	Soldier 3: 	The setting is indeed just
	Soldier 3: 	IN THE GRIM, DARK FUTURE OF THE 41ST MILLENIUM, THERE IS ONLY WAR
	Merritt: 	Warhammer 40k indeed
	Merritt: 	Though it will inevitably turn out more like Wallhammer
	Merritt: 	http://images.4chan.org/tg/src/1342505728759.jpg
agidius: 	dat log be loggin'?
agidius: 	if so I thoroughly intend on shutting this computer down