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Cryptid Heroes

May 3rd, 2016
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  1. Cryptid Heroes
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  4. "I think I see a Sasquatch", the tall male Cryptozoologist tells his equally-as-tall wife. "Where?", she asks. "over there. Hiding among the trees", he answers. Both husband and wife rush into the forest, excited to see a real-live Sasquatch. The husband snags his khaki shorts on a bush and fights to get them unstuck. His wife hacks at the bush with a machete, finally freeing her husband from its grasp. In all the commotion, the Sasquatch flees. "Sorry!", the man apologizes to his wife. "we'll catch it next time", she replies.
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  7. Out of sight, the sasquatch shrinks and transforms into a human man with brownish-grey hair, appearing to be in his mid-20's. Fortunately, the man still has on the clothes he was wearing when he transformed into the sasquatch. "that was a close one", the man remarks.
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