The Matchbreaker (2016)

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Why'd you
break up with her?

2
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Seven reasons, actually.

3
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Number one, she doesn't vote.

4
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Eh?

5
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Shh.

6
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Number two, she cheered for
Bulgaria in the last Olympics.

7
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Bulgarians don't
even cheer for Bulgaria.

8
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Ok, so it
was one Bulgarian,

9
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and he was missing an arm.

10
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The rest of the time,
she cheered for America?

11
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Yes.

12
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Ok, that one's
a stretch too.

13
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Look, why don't you just
forget your seven reasons

14
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and admit that you
only need one to talk

15
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yourself out of any girl?

16
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What's that?

17
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That she's not Emily.

18
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False.

19
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You've been in love with
Emily since the third grade.

20
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No one's ever gonna measure up.

21
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That's probably true.

22
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Emily atkins.

23
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Imagine every day, a
12-year-old supermodel

24
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literally turned your
hallway into a runway--

25
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a runway of love.

26
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Are you sure you're
not exaggerating a bit?

27
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I don't even need to.

28
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She was perfect in every way.

29
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I doubt that.

30
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Trust me.

31
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While other kids were
building basic housing,

32
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she was building eiffel towers.

33
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So she was French?

34
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Nope, but she
spoke French fluently.

35
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She was probably
the most thoughtful

36
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person that ever existed.

37
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One time, she had all
the kids in school

38
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sign a card for Mrs. lackra
when she broke her arm.

39
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She even brought her flowers.

40
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Or maybe that was her birthday.

41
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I can't remember.

42
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This year's humanitarian award
for her work with homeless

43
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homing pigeons and reprogramming
the left handed, Emily atkins.

44
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I was in
awe of her, never

45
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dreaming that on June
4th, 2004, at 3:26 pm,

46
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she would take my heart,
throw it in a backpack,

47
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toss it in a Van, and
drive away with it.

48
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You poor thing.

49
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I was devastated.

50
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It was the worst day of my life.

51
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Really?

52
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Yep.

53
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And I haven't seen her since.

54
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It was the kind of love you
only get one chance at in life,

55
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and I let it slip
through my fingers.

56
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Quite a love
story, considering

57
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you never even spoke to her.

58
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Yes I did, once.

59
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What'd you say?

60
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Ahh, that's a
moment that I'd like

61
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to keep between me and Emily.

62
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Look, I licked a leprechaun.

63
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Ok, I think they got it.

64
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Hold on, I'll
turn on the lantern.

65
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Dang it, I said hold on!

66
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Ok.

67
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I think we should go
get Tully before I

68
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burn this whole place down.

69
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He's not going
to be in any hurry

70
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if you don't pay your
half of the rent.

71
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I will, all right?

72
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I just got a little behind.

73
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Who knew car repairs
would be so expensive?

74
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Everyone.

75
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You kidding me?

76
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You actually wrote
down the reasons why?

77
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I'm a visual thinker.

78
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"Seven reasons to dump someone"
just looks bad on paper.

79
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Dang it.

80
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I told you not to
leave your stuff

81
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in the middle of the floor.
-No, no, no.

82
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Just shut up, all right?

83
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I'm lecturing you right now.

84
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All right, you're
never going to find

85
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a girl as perfect as Emily.

86
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Once you've been in the
presence of perfection,

87
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it's hard to settle
for anything less.

88
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Yeah, but you've become
such a nit picky freak.

89
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It's a gift.

90
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Tell that to your sister.

91
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Come on, Lexie.

92
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The guy's a loser.

93
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He's not.

94
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And tell me this.

95
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He slept through
"sleepless in Seattle,"

96
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the greatest romantic
comedy of all time,

97
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but what does he have to say
about the transformers movies?

98
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That there should be a
best picture consideration.

99
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For which one?

100
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All of them.

101
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Case closed.

102
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Why would you do that?

103
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That's terrible.

104
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Ok, there are studies that
show that cracking your knuckles

105
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isn't bad for you.

106
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Lexie, dump him.

107
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He's cute.

108
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Cute won't keep
the conversations

109
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from drifting to the underrated
talents of Megan fox.

110
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Have I ever steered
you wrong before?

111
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Pet coyote incident
of 2003 comes to mind.

112
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Fond memories.

113
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Yeah, rabies shots
are memorable.

114
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What?

115
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Hey, you want a smoothie?

116
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Oh, man.

117
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We're in trouble.

118
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Quick, grab the
cord from the hall.

119
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Oh, someone's there.

120
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Shoot, it's probably Tully.

121
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Oh, man.

122
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Are you Matt?

123
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There we go.

124
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I'm taking the power
strip and the smoothie.

125
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When can I expect the rest?

126
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Of the smoothie?

127
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Of the rent.

128
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Soon.

129
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There are a couple of
unforeseen expenses.

130
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And I'm asking for a raise
tomorrow at Martin's computers.

131
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Do you think
you're gonna get it?

132
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I deserve it.

133
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Who's your boss?

134
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The skinny guy with the toupee?

135
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You want me to go
down there and--

136
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what, beat him up?

137
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No.

138
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But I could threaten to
rewire his ceiling fan,

139
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make it run backwards.

140
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You know there's a
switch for that, right?

141
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Yeah, good point.

142
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That'll save me some time.

143
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Anyway, I need the rent.

144
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My wife wants to
get her face waxed.

145
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What does that even mean?

146
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I don't know.

147
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Some new spa place are
doing a three for one sale.

148
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She's also getting
her ears exfoliated

149
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and her elbows bleached.

150
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It's going to cost me $500.

151
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But it'll be worth it if i
don't recognize her afterwards.

152
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Whatever, we have power.

153
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Here you go.

154
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Thank you.

155
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How much do I owe you?

156
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No charge.

157
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Oh, could they not fix it.

158
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I knew what the problem
was, so I didn't bother

159
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getting a technician involved.

160
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Don't tell anyone.

161
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Oh, thank you.

162
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You're welcome.
Have a nice day.

163
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Thank you.

164
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Same to you.

165
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Don't think of it
as me firing you.

166
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Think of it as store
policy firing you.

167
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You didn't follow the rules.

168
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You gave a few people their
computers back without charge.

169
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It adds up.

170
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Cathy will be sending
you your final paycheck.

171
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She's right down the hall.

172
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We went out one time.

173
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She's really nice.

174
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We had dinner.

175
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I can work here.

176
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Please.

177
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You don't know the first
thing about arranging.

178
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Some people would
love this design.

179
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Really?

180
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Who?

181
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Who would love that?

182
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Anarchists.

183
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People who like
disorder and mayhem.

184
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Those guys always put weird
things in their apartments.

185
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You know, another option--

186
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no, you cannot live with me.

187
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But you can stop hanging
around here and go get a job.

188
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Hey, Mrs. Taylor.

189
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Hey, Lexie.

190
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You here to pick up the
flowers for the hospital?

191
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Yes, I am.
Thank you.

192
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Cool, be right back.

193
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Oh, I saw your
mother last week.

194
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She's my favorite nurse.

195
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Oh, well, you're her
favorite volunteer.

196
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She said that you
had a break up.

197
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Are you ok?

198
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I'm fine.

199
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Ok.

200
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You'll bounce back.

201
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I'll get your order.

202
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You're Ethan, aren't you?

203
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Oh, yes ma'am.

204
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Your
mother brags about you.

205
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In what way?

206
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She said you're the Helen
Keller of relationships.

207
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She thinks I'm blind and
deaf when it comes to women?

208
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No, you're the miracle worker.

209
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Oh, you mean her
teacher, Amy Sullivan?

210
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How's that?

211
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You help the love
struck Helen kellers

212
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by shining light on flaws
that they're too blind to see.

213
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I don't understand.

214
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You talked Lexie into
ending it with her boyfriend.

215
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Well, ultimately it was her
decision to do that, but--

216
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did you convince her
to break up with him?

217
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Kinda.

218
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There you have it.

219
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Your parents hated that boy.

220
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In fact, that they told
me that you've saved

221
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Lexie from a few disasters.

222
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She listens to me.

223
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Why?

224
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She trusts me, and I'm
just good at spotting

225
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incompatibilities.

226
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Why the 20 questions?

227
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Could
you do that for me?

228
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Excuse me?

229
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- Oh.
- Here you go.

230
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Thank you.

231
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Um, how much is this?

232
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$10.

233
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Sold.

234
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We have a blind patient
and it's her birthday,

235
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so could you put a ribbon on it?

236
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Thanks.

237
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Can you get rid of my
daughter's boyfriend?

238
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Uh.

239
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Please, I've tried everything.

240
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I've never even
met your daughter.

241
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Yes you have, in
elementary school.

242
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Veronica.

243
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No, I'm sorry.

244
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I don't remember, and
i seriously doubt--

245
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I don't want grandchildren
with no ambition and big ears.

246
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Have you talked to her?

247
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I'm her mother!

248
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She doesn't listen to me.

249
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But she might listen
to a stranger.

250
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Nuh uh.

251
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I'll pay you.

252
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We
should use code names.

253
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I don't think that's necessary.

254
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Oh, ok.

255
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All right, this is Veronica.

256
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It's like freaking tinder.

257
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They're all group photos.

258
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I have no idea which one she is.

259
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That's Veronica.

260
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She's pretty.

261
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Thank you.

262
00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:57,455
And that's Zach.

263
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Big ears.

264
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Thank you.

265
00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:02,160
This is information on her.

266
00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:07,632
She has a Maltese named beauty.

267
00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:09,267
Oh, we could get you one, too!

268
00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:20,679
Whoa, whoa-- chill, boy.

269
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I'm so sorry, he's
easily excited.

270
00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,015
Oh, he is so cute.

271
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:24,983
What's his name?

272
00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:28,386
Uh, I just call him beast.

273
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:29,721
Ethan Cooper?

274
00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:31,122
Veronica Taylor.

275
00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:31,956
Yeah.

276
00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:33,692
Huh, you remember me.

277
00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:34,492
Yeah.

278
00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:35,660
It's been forever.

279
00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:38,830
Yeah, it has.

280
00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:40,131
That's a cute dog.

281
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,866
Oh, thanks.

282
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,501
I made a list of
things I don't like about him.

283
00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:45,170
Huh, that's what I do.

284
00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:47,639
I thought
maybe you could use this.

285
00:11:47,641 --> 00:11:49,741
Lack of motivation,
doesn't save money.

286
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,710
Not that he has
that much money to begin with,

287
00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:53,745
he works at a fast food place.

288
00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:56,214
Fast food alone has
destroyed many relationships

289
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,149
with the weight gain.

290
00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,884
I'm
not that patient.

291
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:03,054
Um, I don't know if
this list is going to work.

292
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,090
These aren't things
people my age care about.

293
00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:06,391
They think in the present.

294
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:07,225
Ok.

295
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,827
So what then?

296
00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:13,198
What I'm looking for are
quirks, habits, annoying things

297
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,432
about him.

298
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:16,668
So your boyfriend
is Zach winstead?

299
00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:17,435
Yeah.

300
00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:18,536
Do you know him?

301
00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:20,371
Yeah, i-- uh, I do.

302
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:21,940
Great guy.

303
00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:24,909
I mean, except for
the toothpick thing.

304
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,177
What?

305
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:27,579
He always has a
toothpick in his mouth.

306
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:29,380
It's like a redneck way
of being pretentious.

307
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,349
It's weird.

308
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:32,517
Plus, the mouth noises he makes?

309
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:33,284
Ugh.

310
00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:38,423
And you got to admit, he
talks like a junior high girl.

311
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,091
Did you see that tweet or not?
Eww.

312
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,226
Oh my gosh, they're so annoying.

313
00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:42,193
Basic as they get.

314
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:43,061
Is that Chelsea?

315
00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:43,962
What the what?

316
00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:45,396
Hey, we bout to turn up!

317
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:47,732
I hate Josh hutcherson
so much, I can't even.

318
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:48,633
Jk, I'm jelly.

319
00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:50,568
But seriously.

320
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:53,037
And you know, should he
really be dancing in public?

321
00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:04,149
Oh, i-- uh, I got to go.

322
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:06,117
Do you wanna hang
out this weekend?

323
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,585
Huh?

324
00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:08,753
What?

325
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:11,156
I like hanging out with you.

326
00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:12,891
Uh, I don't know.

327
00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:15,160
I'm not sure about hanging out
with someone else's girlfriend.

328
00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:18,062
I don't want to cause
any trouble there.

329
00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:18,930
Oh.

330
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:19,731
So--

331
00:13:19,733 --> 00:13:20,665
yeah, ok.

332
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:21,466
Yeah.

333
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:24,302
See ya.

334
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,603
Wait.

335
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,038
Don't you want your dog?

336
00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:31,009
Thanks.

337
00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:37,448
Stupid dog, you
make me look bad.

338
00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:38,183
Bye.

339
00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:45,757
I don't think it's working out.

340
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:01,840
What's up?

341
00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:02,607
I'm Zach.

342
00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:08,546
What am I supposed
to do with this dog?

343
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,048
Take him back to the shelter?

344
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,382
Is that what I am now?

345
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,184
I use dogs and then
toss them back?

346
00:14:17,122 --> 00:14:18,389
Hey.

347
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,191
I heard barking.

348
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,660
You're not allowed
to have a dog.

349
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:23,862
We named him after you.

350
00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:25,830
Tully?

351
00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:27,298
Beast.

352
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:28,399
Ok.

353
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,235
But I get to walk
him on Tuesdays.

354
00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:31,970
Tuesday is velma's
Katherine heigl movie night.

355
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:32,704
Deal.

356
00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:38,710
Hey, do you think
this girl was into you?

357
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,979
Definitely.

358
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,046
Was she cute?

359
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:45,650
Sure, but kinda weird too.

360
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,185
There's this new girl.

361
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:49,921
You know, as someone who
hasn't been in a relationship

362
00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:52,857
for a while, I think you have
to move past the weird thing.

363
00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:53,825
Was she breathing?

364
00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:55,360
Look who's talking.

365
00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:56,861
You haven't had a girlfriend
since the fourth grade.

366
00:14:56,863 --> 00:15:00,431
I've had a lot of girlfriends.
Ok, two.

367
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,100
Oh, wait-- uh, yeah.

368
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:03,768
Two.

369
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:06,771
And this is why I'm taking
relationship advice from you?

370
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:09,340
Do dogs eat, like, every day?

371
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,276
Yes they do.

372
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:12,410
Don't you?

373
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,945
Don't you?

374
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:14,679
Kaching.

375
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:22,387
What?

376
00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:23,721
What?

377
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:26,691
Look.

378
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,126
Oh, dagnabbit.

379
00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:36,434
The flying monkey
has landed, minus

380
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,436
the munchkin-eared albatross.

381
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,271
What is happening?

382
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,473
Great doing business with you.

383
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,609
Glad I could help.

384
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,277
Can I recommend
you to some people?

385
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,613
What do you mean?

386
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,815
You'd be surprised how
many parents dislike

387
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:52,083
their daughters' boyfriends.

388
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,613
Hello?

389
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:03,614
Sure, I can do that for you.

390
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:06,417
I just need a few details.

391
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,619
What's your daughter's name?

392
00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,021
Ok.

393
00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:12,523
What's the issue you
have with her boyfriend?

394
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,959
Butcher's daughter
dating vegetarian.

395
00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:16,761
Never gonna work.

396
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:17,795
Ok, I'll need more.

397
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:20,231
Is he possessive, lazy, stupid?

398
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,599
Any, you know, strange habits?

399
00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:32,143
Tell you what.

400
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:33,744
Think about it, write
some down, and we'll meet

401
00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:35,546
for coffee on Thursday, ok?

402
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:36,314
Sounds good.

403
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:37,615
Thanks.

404
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:38,449
Where is she?

405
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,283
Pump three.

406
00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:00,738
Ok, we stay here
until she clears out.

407
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,573
Wait, I thought you were on
your way to meet a client?

408
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,976
I guess I'm going to be late.

409
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,077
I don't know, man.

410
00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:08,012
I think you should just give in.

411
00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:09,514
She wants you.

412
00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:10,515
That's half the battle.

413
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:11,315
Wait, hold up.

414
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,650
That is the battle.

415
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,452
Wrong battlefield.

416
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:16,020
Really though, you
should get rid of Lexie.

417
00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:17,321
She's cramping your style.

418
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,856
Absolutely not.

419
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:21,092
She is the only way I'm
keeping these girls at bay.

420
00:19:21,094 --> 00:19:23,094
Besides, they open
up to me if they

421
00:19:23,096 --> 00:19:24,996
know I'm not trying to move in.

422
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:27,298
I don't think Veronica really
cares about your girlfriend.

423
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:31,269
She already knows Lexie is my
sister, so that doesn't work.

424
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,871
Can you just start
sending these girls my way?

425
00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:34,805
You don't want them.

426
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:35,973
Because--?

427
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,642
Same reasons i
don't want them--

428
00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:39,610
incompatible personalities,
blubbering about their break

429
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:40,978
up, weird habits
you'd have to live

430
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,613
with for the rest of your life.

431
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,282
Trust me.

432
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:45,650
Still.

433
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:46,384
Oh, she's coming.

434
00:20:03,168 --> 00:20:04,669
Ethan?

435
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:06,871
Veronica, hey.

436
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,506
What are you guys doing here?

437
00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:12,376
Oh, we're just picking up
some-- his mom asked us to--

438
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:13,544
you know, it's so funny.

439
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:14,512
I was just on my
way to your house

440
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:17,648
to invite you to my party.

441
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:18,916
Oh, wow, Friday?

442
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,351
Mm.

443
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:21,652
Any other day would have
been fine, but Friday--

444
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:22,420
yeah, we have that--

445
00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:23,354
right, that uh--

446
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:24,422
that thing.

447
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:27,325
Minor surgery.

448
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:28,593
The
party's on Thursday.

449
00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:30,361
The flyer says Friday.

450
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:31,429
The party's on Thursday.

451
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:33,364
Sentinel creek park at sunset.

452
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,733
Aww, that's where beauty
and the beast first met.

453
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,001
Yeah.

454
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,869
I can't leave that
crossed my mind.

455
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:41,772
Ok, well, since you're
free on Thursday,

456
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:43,140
I guess I'll see you there.

457
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,078
Bye.

458
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:47,845
Bye, Sam.

459
00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:55,119
Dude, you know you're the
only one invited to that party.

460
00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:56,020
I know.

461
00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:00,725
His name is Brian.

462
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:02,226
And you don't like him?

463
00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:03,894
I like him fine.

464
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:06,597
It's just that after her dad
died, she's all I have left.

465
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,700
I don't want her wasting
her life with this boy.

466
00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:10,735
What's wrong with him?

467
00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:11,902
Nothing.

468
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:14,071
I just want her
to be with Thomas.

469
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:15,640
Thomas is?

470
00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:17,275
My future son-in-law.

471
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:20,077
He's a lawyer, about
to become partner.

472
00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:22,546
Brian is just an
accountant and will be

473
00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:25,116
doing Thomas's taxes one day.

474
00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:26,417
Ok.

475
00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:27,885
So what else do you
know about Brian?

476
00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:30,454
I know he's not Thomas.

477
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,623
It's just that it
would help if you could

478
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,325
give me some more information.

479
00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:37,061
You know, any ex-girlfriends,
multiple Facebook accounts,

480
00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:38,963
bad credit history.

481
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:41,232
I know nothing, but
isn't that your job

482
00:21:41,234 --> 00:21:43,501
to uncover the secrets?

483
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:45,002
I suppose.

484
00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:47,338
I can certainly give it
a shot with what we have.

485
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:48,506
Good.

486
00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:49,840
I'll pay you
regular rates if you

487
00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:51,842
can break them up,
and double if you can

488
00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:53,444
get her interested in Thomas.

489
00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:54,612
That's not really what I do.

490
00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:55,980
Quadruple.

491
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:57,248
But I've been looking
into branching out.

492
00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:58,249
Good.

493
00:21:58,251 --> 00:21:59,483
Would you like to meet her?

494
00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:01,185
I would.

495
00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:03,120
She works at the art gallery
and is scheduled for tomorrow,

496
00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:05,856
but she also sings nights
at the green lady lounge.

497
00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:06,824
Show starts at 9:00.

498
00:22:14,299 --> 00:22:18,269
Don't like
it when the bad guy wins,

499
00:22:18,271 --> 00:22:22,173
I must confess that, I can say.

500
00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:30,114
Every story needs a happy
ending at the end of the day.

501
00:22:30,116 --> 00:22:37,054
Don't like to rock the boat,
it doesn't mean I'm lazy.

502
00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:40,991
I like to paint
outside the lines,

503
00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:43,994
it doesn't make me crazy.

504
00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:48,833
I'm a girl who mouths
the words at every play.

505
00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:51,702
Emily?

506
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,237
Who's that girl singing?

507
00:22:53,239 --> 00:22:54,138
Emily atkins.

508
00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:55,639
Quite the voice, huh?

509
00:22:55,641 --> 00:22:58,175
Yeah.

510
00:22:58,177 --> 00:22:59,510
Quite the everything.

511
00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:03,414
I'm just
funny that way.

512
00:23:33,712 --> 00:23:35,880
Um, hello.

513
00:23:35,882 --> 00:23:37,681
Hi.

514
00:23:37,683 --> 00:23:42,186
I just wanted to say how much
i enjoyed your performance.

515
00:23:42,188 --> 00:23:43,554
Oh, thank you.

516
00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:44,688
Yeah.

517
00:23:44,690 --> 00:23:46,090
Uh, it was good.

518
00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:51,796
You were a really cool
jazz, um, cat up there.

519
00:23:55,801 --> 00:23:57,067
Don't I know you?

520
00:23:57,069 --> 00:24:00,271
Uh, no.

521
00:24:00,273 --> 00:24:04,708
Um, from Jefferson elementary.

522
00:24:04,710 --> 00:24:06,944
What's your name?

523
00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:09,113
Ethan Cooper.

524
00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:10,114
Oh, yeah.

525
00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:11,115
I do remember you.

526
00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:12,750
Yeah, yeah.

527
00:24:12,752 --> 00:24:14,752
I realized it was you the
second I walked in here.

528
00:24:14,754 --> 00:24:18,389
You always did
have a great voice.

529
00:24:18,391 --> 00:24:20,825
When did you hear me sing?

530
00:24:20,827 --> 00:24:23,093
Well, you had a solo in
the third grade musical.

531
00:24:23,095 --> 00:24:27,298
You know, Mr.
dragon Lilly's farm?

532
00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:29,967
Yeah, i-- um, I was a turnip.

533
00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:32,236
I sang like, one line.

534
00:24:32,238 --> 00:24:33,437
Right.

535
00:24:33,439 --> 00:24:35,673
I mean, it was just
memorable to me

536
00:24:35,675 --> 00:24:41,645
because it inspired me
to go organic and put

537
00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:45,716
turnips in stews and
various other recipes.

538
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,119
Turnips?

539
00:24:49,121 --> 00:24:50,521
I know.

540
00:24:50,523 --> 00:24:51,989
I had to go on for
another minute and a half

541
00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:55,326
about my infatuation with
turnips just to cover.

542
00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:57,695
To cover your
infatuation with her?

543
00:24:57,697 --> 00:24:58,596
She's still perfect.

544
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,600
Hey, would you get your
feet off the table?

545
00:25:02,602 --> 00:25:04,535
That's disgusting.

546
00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:06,470
Velma went through a
weird vegetable phase, too.

547
00:25:06,472 --> 00:25:09,673
You guys know what chard is?

548
00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:11,108
No.

549
00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:13,644
It's like the fat free
yogurt of vegetables,

550
00:25:13,646 --> 00:25:16,881
which is bad because vegetables
are like the soy milk of food.

551
00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:18,482
Ethan, you need a
new oven igniter.

552
00:25:18,484 --> 00:25:19,383
I'll order it tomorrow.

553
00:25:19,385 --> 00:25:21,352
Great.

554
00:25:21,354 --> 00:25:23,287
Hey, you really need to
go back to the jazz club

555
00:25:23,289 --> 00:25:24,121
and talk to her.

556
00:25:24,123 --> 00:25:24,989
No.

557
00:25:24,991 --> 00:25:25,789
I need a new strategy.

558
00:25:59,257 --> 00:26:02,826
Reminds me of some
of brancusi's work.

559
00:26:02,828 --> 00:26:04,161
Ethan?

560
00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:06,330
Oh, hey Emily.

561
00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:07,431
Good to see you again.

562
00:26:07,433 --> 00:26:08,666
I didn't know you liked art.

563
00:26:08,668 --> 00:26:09,433
Uh, yeah.

564
00:26:09,435 --> 00:26:10,534
Yeah, I work here.

565
00:26:10,536 --> 00:26:12,169
Oh, sweet.

566
00:26:12,171 --> 00:26:15,506
Nice to meet a
fellow art person.

567
00:26:15,508 --> 00:26:19,276
Uh, so how do you mean that
this reminds you of brancusi?

568
00:26:19,278 --> 00:26:25,249
I kind of feel like brancusi had
a much simpler form than this.

569
00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:27,718
No, I'm talking about
his earlier stuff

570
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:28,953
when he was a little
Wilder, you know?

571
00:26:28,955 --> 00:26:31,255
College years.

572
00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:33,223
I'm not really familiar.

573
00:26:33,225 --> 00:26:36,560
I'm kind of a brancusi expert.

574
00:26:36,562 --> 00:26:39,029
So brancusi is my boy.

575
00:26:39,031 --> 00:26:41,465
Yeah, oh, I love his work.

576
00:26:41,467 --> 00:26:44,401
What's your favorite piece?

577
00:26:44,403 --> 00:26:45,769
A little known gem.

578
00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:50,908
It's a sculpture called
"guy with blender."

579
00:26:50,910 --> 00:26:53,978
And instead of
blending food, he's

580
00:26:53,980 --> 00:27:01,986
blending-- you know, dreams and
hopes and 2/3 cup of reality.

581
00:27:01,988 --> 00:27:03,988
So it's pretty
symbolic and stuff.

582
00:27:03,990 --> 00:27:07,691
You'd kind have to be a big
art lover to appreciate it.

583
00:27:10,662 --> 00:27:13,397
So how have you been?

584
00:27:13,399 --> 00:27:14,898
Uh, great.

585
00:27:14,900 --> 00:27:15,833
And you?

586
00:27:15,835 --> 00:27:17,067
Fantastic.

587
00:27:17,069 --> 00:27:19,570
Yeah, are you
married or anything?

588
00:27:19,572 --> 00:27:21,105
No, no.

589
00:27:21,107 --> 00:27:21,905
Are you?

590
00:27:21,907 --> 00:27:22,973
Oh, no, no, no.

591
00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:24,608
No way.

592
00:27:24,610 --> 00:27:26,777
But I got me a girlfriend, yep.

593
00:27:26,779 --> 00:27:28,679
I've got me one of those.

594
00:27:28,681 --> 00:27:29,613
Well done.

595
00:27:29,615 --> 00:27:31,115
Yeah.

596
00:27:31,117 --> 00:27:33,283
I remember you moving
away during middle school.

597
00:27:33,285 --> 00:27:34,985
Are you back in town now, or?

598
00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:36,253
Yeah.

599
00:27:36,255 --> 00:27:37,187
Yeah, I moved back
about a year ago.

600
00:27:37,189 --> 00:27:37,988
Oh, ok.

601
00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,123
Cool.

602
00:27:39,125 --> 00:27:40,424
I missed you.

603
00:27:40,426 --> 00:27:42,359
I mean, we.

604
00:27:42,361 --> 00:27:43,861
As a community.

605
00:27:43,863 --> 00:27:45,095
Yeah.

606
00:27:45,097 --> 00:27:47,998
I really miss being here.

607
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,834
So what are you doing now?

608
00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:54,538
Just here making
brancusi observations.

609
00:27:54,540 --> 00:27:55,839
I mean for a living.

610
00:27:55,841 --> 00:27:57,541
Oh, right.

611
00:27:57,543 --> 00:28:00,678
I'm a freelance consultant.

612
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,046
Oh, cool.

613
00:28:02,048 --> 00:28:04,782
What do you consult on.

614
00:28:04,784 --> 00:28:08,452
I take dysfunctional
systems and I

615
00:28:08,454 --> 00:28:12,790
disassemble them for diagnosis.

616
00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:14,525
Sounds complicated.

617
00:28:14,527 --> 00:28:15,559
Oh, it is.

618
00:28:15,561 --> 00:28:17,327
Trust me.

619
00:28:17,329 --> 00:28:20,197
Well, do you fix them too?

620
00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:21,031
No.

621
00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:22,199
No, not usually.

622
00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:25,536
That's kind of the
next guy's job.

623
00:28:25,538 --> 00:28:26,270
Oh.

624
00:28:31,643 --> 00:28:33,844
How am I going to do this?

625
00:28:33,846 --> 00:28:34,978
Break her up from
her boyfriend?

626
00:28:34,980 --> 00:28:37,181
Convince her of anything.

627
00:28:37,183 --> 00:28:39,550
I'm vacant of all rational
thought when I'm around her.

628
00:28:39,552 --> 00:28:41,318
How am I going to find
something persuasive to say,

629
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:43,854
or even halfway intelligible?

630
00:28:43,856 --> 00:28:45,889
Maybe you'll get lucky.

631
00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:55,499
Maybe her boyfriend is really
ugly, and-- that's him?

632
00:28:55,501 --> 00:28:56,433
Yep.

633
00:28:56,435 --> 00:28:57,167
Oh.

634
00:29:01,072 --> 00:29:03,273
Good luck.

635
00:29:03,275 --> 00:29:04,274
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

636
00:29:04,276 --> 00:29:06,243
What am I supposed to do?

637
00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:08,579
You're the expert.

638
00:29:08,581 --> 00:29:13,050
There's got to be a chip in that
high gloss, heavy duty, premium

639
00:29:13,052 --> 00:29:13,817
quality paint.

640
00:29:42,814 --> 00:29:44,615
Hey, are you waiting for this?

641
00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:46,984
Oh, yeah, I mean-- go
ahead, it's all good.

642
00:29:46,986 --> 00:29:47,785
No, no.

643
00:29:47,787 --> 00:29:48,585
It's cool.

644
00:29:48,587 --> 00:29:49,486
We can just work in.

645
00:29:49,488 --> 00:29:50,320
Oh, ok.

646
00:29:50,322 --> 00:29:51,121
Yeah.

647
00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:52,456
Cool, yeah.

648
00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:53,257
I'm Ethan.

649
00:29:53,259 --> 00:29:54,625
Oh, Brian.

650
00:29:54,627 --> 00:29:55,893
Awesome.

651
00:29:55,895 --> 00:30:00,564
Great to meet such a nice guy.

652
00:30:00,566 --> 00:30:02,132
So are you here to
impress the ladies,

653
00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:04,635
or to look at the ladies?

654
00:30:04,637 --> 00:30:06,837
No, I got a girlfriend.

655
00:30:06,839 --> 00:30:08,605
Yeah, but when has that
stopped anybody before?

656
00:30:08,607 --> 00:30:10,774
Am I right?

657
00:30:10,776 --> 00:30:13,677
No, I'm fully committed, man.

658
00:30:13,679 --> 00:30:17,648
So by fully committed
you mean, what, 60%, 70%?

659
00:30:17,650 --> 00:30:20,017
100%.

660
00:30:20,019 --> 00:30:22,953
So then like, 80% maybe?

661
00:30:22,955 --> 00:30:25,122
So yeah, I've probably
got another five years

662
00:30:25,124 --> 00:30:27,257
or so to pay off my car.

663
00:30:27,259 --> 00:30:28,592
What do you drive?

664
00:30:28,594 --> 00:30:30,994
Got some massive loan
you can't afford?

665
00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:31,962
No, actually.

666
00:30:31,964 --> 00:30:33,463
The car is fully paid for.

667
00:30:33,465 --> 00:30:36,700
I've been saving up since
i was 10, mowing lawns.

668
00:30:36,702 --> 00:30:38,435
That's great.

669
00:30:38,437 --> 00:30:40,838
Really is great.

670
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,039
You watch movies much?

671
00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:43,774
You seem like the
kind of guy who

672
00:30:43,776 --> 00:30:46,810
would waste a whole Saturday
watching mindless television.

673
00:30:46,812 --> 00:30:48,111
No.

674
00:30:48,113 --> 00:30:50,380
Actually, I don't even own a TV.

675
00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:52,616
I spend most of my
Saturdays just helping

676
00:30:52,618 --> 00:30:54,051
out at the soup kitchen.

677
00:30:54,053 --> 00:30:55,285
That's great.

678
00:30:55,287 --> 00:30:57,855
This is the rowing
machine, right?

679
00:30:57,857 --> 00:30:59,790
He's like the offspring
of Taylor swift

680
00:30:59,792 --> 00:31:02,759
and-- I don't know,
Channing Tatum.

681
00:31:06,798 --> 00:31:07,664
What?

682
00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:09,499
He's perfect, ok?

683
00:31:09,501 --> 00:31:11,068
They're the perfect couple.

684
00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:13,136
How am I supposed to
break these two up?

685
00:31:40,398 --> 00:31:41,498
Stop squirming.

686
00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:43,033
I can't breathe.

687
00:31:43,035 --> 00:31:44,935
We are not leaving
here until you have

688
00:31:44,937 --> 00:31:47,070
found yourself a nice girl.

689
00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:50,040
Wayne, did you ask around?

690
00:31:50,042 --> 00:31:51,541
To see if there are
any girls who would

691
00:31:51,543 --> 00:31:53,877
like to dance with Mitchell?

692
00:31:53,879 --> 00:31:56,613
That sounds like
Mitchell's job, honey.

693
00:31:56,615 --> 00:31:58,548
Do you really want to
leave Mitchell's future

694
00:31:58,550 --> 00:32:00,550
in the hands of Mitchell?

695
00:32:00,552 --> 00:32:02,119
Of course not.

696
00:32:02,121 --> 00:32:03,387
Don't you
want him out of the house?

697
00:32:03,389 --> 00:32:04,554
More than anything.

698
00:32:04,556 --> 00:32:06,056
I can hear you.

699
00:32:06,058 --> 00:32:07,357
And I would like to
pick my own girls.

700
00:32:07,359 --> 00:32:08,859
Fine.

701
00:32:08,861 --> 00:32:09,960
Who do you pick?

702
00:32:13,298 --> 00:32:14,364
None of them.

703
00:32:14,366 --> 00:32:15,198
Why?

704
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,034
They're all snooty.

705
00:32:17,036 --> 00:32:20,971
They are refined, like sugar.

706
00:32:20,973 --> 00:32:22,205
But you won't
let me have sugar.

707
00:32:22,207 --> 00:32:25,208
Well, tonight you
are off your diet.

708
00:32:25,210 --> 00:32:27,277
Figuratively.

709
00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:29,947
Now get out there,
pick any one you want.

710
00:32:29,949 --> 00:32:31,515
They're all better than
what you find at college.

711
00:32:45,496 --> 00:32:47,631
Do you want to dance?

712
00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:50,801
Oh, no thank you.

713
00:32:50,803 --> 00:32:51,535
Good.

714
00:32:56,107 --> 00:32:59,943
Yeah, so if we get
married, I would prefer

715
00:32:59,945 --> 00:33:04,915
to have a room for my iguana.

716
00:33:04,917 --> 00:33:05,716
He likes to roam.

717
00:33:12,290 --> 00:33:13,757
I hope our kids get my eyebrows.

718
00:33:35,546 --> 00:33:36,947
Doggy pocket?

719
00:33:36,949 --> 00:33:38,548
What?

720
00:33:38,550 --> 00:33:42,152
I see you're saving
the carrots for later.

721
00:33:42,154 --> 00:33:44,855
No, I have an iguana.

722
00:33:44,857 --> 00:33:46,356
You have an iguana?

723
00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:47,657
What kind?

724
00:33:47,659 --> 00:33:48,992
It's a green iguana.

725
00:33:48,994 --> 00:33:50,794
I have one too.

726
00:33:50,796 --> 00:33:51,561
Oh!

727
00:33:51,563 --> 00:33:52,295
Oh.

728
00:34:02,907 --> 00:34:05,909
So, do you like these parties?

729
00:34:05,911 --> 00:34:07,411
They're torture.

730
00:34:07,413 --> 00:34:09,413
The food, the music.

731
00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:16,586
Is this sugar-free lemonade?

732
00:34:16,588 --> 00:34:18,055
Yeah.

733
00:34:18,057 --> 00:34:20,257
The largest size they
have in the gift shop here

734
00:34:20,259 --> 00:34:22,726
is a size four.

735
00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:26,196
They discourage sugar.

736
00:34:26,198 --> 00:34:27,097
Not completely.

737
00:34:33,438 --> 00:34:36,239
You know there's a fine
for wearing the wrong color

738
00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:38,241
white on a tennis court?

739
00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:42,746
$1,000 per shade.

740
00:34:42,748 --> 00:34:44,414
You see that guy over there?

741
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:45,916
Yeah.

742
00:34:45,918 --> 00:34:48,585
He's been in therapy since
he broke his nine iron.

743
00:34:51,689 --> 00:34:53,290
Is that guy a vampire?

744
00:34:53,292 --> 00:34:54,091
I mean, really.

745
00:34:54,093 --> 00:34:54,958
Look at him.

746
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:56,593
He looks like a vampire.

747
00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:58,528
I mean, that or there's too
much chlorine in the pool.

748
00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:17,047
And that's when i
caught my first pikachu.

749
00:35:17,049 --> 00:35:18,949
You're cute.

750
00:35:23,654 --> 00:35:24,721
I love this song.

751
00:35:27,925 --> 00:35:28,959
Should we dance?

752
00:35:43,508 --> 00:35:44,508
We have to go.

753
00:35:44,510 --> 00:35:45,509
You are grounded.
-What?

754
00:35:45,511 --> 00:35:46,510
Why?

755
00:35:46,512 --> 00:35:47,811
Your eyes are sugar dilated.

756
00:36:04,795 --> 00:36:05,662
Mr. Cooper?

757
00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:06,496
Yeah.

758
00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:07,397
Right this way.

759
00:36:11,936 --> 00:36:13,103
He's already saying

760
00:36:13,105 --> 00:36:14,771
that he's in love with her.

761
00:36:14,773 --> 00:36:17,107
And what's your main
problem with the girl?

762
00:36:17,109 --> 00:36:19,142
She's a food server.

763
00:36:19,144 --> 00:36:21,478
He's selling himself short.

764
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:25,949
Currently, we don't want him
out of the house that badly.

765
00:36:25,951 --> 00:36:28,318
Well, you should
know I don't have

766
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:31,988
any experience with breaking
up boys from their girlfriends.

767
00:36:31,990 --> 00:36:34,491
It's always been the
other way around.

768
00:36:34,493 --> 00:36:36,059
The job should be easy.

769
00:36:36,061 --> 00:36:37,727
The girl is awful.

770
00:36:37,729 --> 00:36:40,297
She wears an apron.

771
00:36:40,299 --> 00:36:42,299
Polyester.

772
00:36:42,301 --> 00:36:45,135
I like polyester.

773
00:36:45,137 --> 00:36:46,703
I have a meeting.

774
00:36:46,705 --> 00:36:48,205
That's fine.

775
00:36:48,207 --> 00:36:51,074
I think we can handle this
without your scoffing.

776
00:36:51,076 --> 00:36:53,043
It was nice meeting you.

777
00:36:53,045 --> 00:36:53,877
Oh, you too.

778
00:36:53,879 --> 00:36:56,813
Thanks.

779
00:36:56,815 --> 00:36:57,981
He's a record producer?

780
00:36:57,983 --> 00:37:01,184
Yes, with tremendous
connections.

781
00:37:01,186 --> 00:37:04,054
There is no reason Mitchell
should be settling.

782
00:37:04,056 --> 00:37:05,388
Ok, yeah.

783
00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:06,656
I get it.

784
00:37:06,658 --> 00:37:08,258
Mess this up, and
I'll make sure you

785
00:37:08,260 --> 00:37:10,927
never get another job for the
women at the country club.

786
00:37:10,929 --> 00:37:15,832
Or I can recommend you, and
you'll be booked for months.

787
00:37:19,837 --> 00:37:21,871
So do
you write your own songs?

788
00:37:21,873 --> 00:37:22,906
Yeah.

789
00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:24,774
I mean, well, some of the them.

790
00:37:24,776 --> 00:37:26,076
Impressive.

791
00:37:26,078 --> 00:37:28,511
Have you done
anything with them?

792
00:37:28,513 --> 00:37:32,249
Just singing them at the
green lady to about 30 people

793
00:37:32,251 --> 00:37:34,384
a night.

794
00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:35,452
Waiting for that
big break, huh?

795
00:37:35,454 --> 00:37:36,920
Yeah.

796
00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:40,023
Yeah, maybe one day.

797
00:37:40,025 --> 00:37:42,459
I, uh, met your boyfriend.

798
00:37:42,461 --> 00:37:43,593
Brian?

799
00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:44,427
Yep.

800
00:37:44,429 --> 00:37:46,730
How?

801
00:37:46,732 --> 00:37:48,698
We work out together.

802
00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:51,067
He told me he goes to
the club to see you sing.

803
00:37:51,069 --> 00:37:52,369
Yeah, he does.

804
00:37:52,371 --> 00:37:54,070
Great guy.

805
00:37:54,072 --> 00:37:56,473
He sure is.

806
00:37:56,475 --> 00:37:58,541
The best.

807
00:37:58,543 --> 00:38:00,644
I think so.

808
00:38:00,646 --> 00:38:02,078
You know his teeth are capped?

809
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:05,048
It makes me wonder what
really lies under there.

810
00:38:05,050 --> 00:38:07,951
What?

811
00:38:07,953 --> 00:38:10,754
Nothing, I'm just,
uh-- oh, did somebody

812
00:38:10,756 --> 00:38:13,456
leave their partially digested
set of fireplace pokers here?

813
00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:16,626
Why,
you don't like it?

814
00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:17,761
You do?

815
00:38:17,763 --> 00:38:18,795
Yeah.

816
00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:20,563
You know, the title is perfect.

817
00:38:20,565 --> 00:38:23,733
It's called "love."

818
00:38:23,735 --> 00:38:25,335
"Love?"

819
00:38:25,337 --> 00:38:27,504
Yeah, you don't think
this looks like love?

820
00:38:27,506 --> 00:38:30,073
Well, I mean, if
you're in a relationship

821
00:38:30,075 --> 00:38:32,809
with a garbage man.

822
00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:34,778
Well, I think it looks
exactly like love.

823
00:38:34,780 --> 00:38:42,352
You know, up close it's all so
weird and defective and messy.

824
00:38:42,354 --> 00:38:47,991
But when you take a
step back, as a whole?

825
00:38:47,993 --> 00:38:48,758
It's beautiful.

826
00:38:52,463 --> 00:38:54,030
I'm singing Thursday night.

827
00:38:54,032 --> 00:38:54,764
Would you like to come?

828
00:38:57,535 --> 00:38:59,469
Ethan?

829
00:38:59,471 --> 00:39:02,138
Yes, I'd love to.

830
00:39:02,140 --> 00:39:05,008
Great, you can bring
your girlfriend.

831
00:39:05,010 --> 00:39:06,443
My girlfriend?

832
00:39:06,445 --> 00:39:08,044
Right.

833
00:39:08,046 --> 00:39:09,846
Because I have one of those.

834
00:39:12,950 --> 00:39:14,818
Mitchell, this is Ethan.

835
00:39:14,820 --> 00:39:18,321
I've hired him as
your confidence coach.

836
00:39:18,323 --> 00:39:19,356
Wait, what?

837
00:39:19,358 --> 00:39:20,857
They're very common these days.

838
00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:23,893
Nice to meet you, Mitchell.

839
00:39:23,895 --> 00:39:25,128
I don't need this.

840
00:39:25,130 --> 00:39:26,796
My confidence is fine.

841
00:39:26,798 --> 00:39:29,632
Look, I dressed myself today.

842
00:39:29,634 --> 00:39:31,368
I will arrange for a
wardrobe consultant asap.

843
00:39:35,873 --> 00:39:38,208
Why are you here?

844
00:39:38,210 --> 00:39:41,344
Your mom thinks
that I can help you.

845
00:39:41,346 --> 00:39:42,812
You can't.

846
00:39:42,814 --> 00:39:43,980
I don't need you.

847
00:39:43,982 --> 00:39:45,582
Not now.

848
00:39:45,584 --> 00:39:48,818
Trisha, she makes me
feel good about myself.

849
00:39:48,820 --> 00:39:50,320
She's all I need.

850
00:39:50,322 --> 00:39:53,189
Yes, but is Trisha a
licensed confidenceologist?

851
00:39:53,191 --> 00:39:56,493
I don't care if she's
a licensed witch doctor.

852
00:39:56,495 --> 00:39:57,927
I love her.

853
00:39:57,929 --> 00:39:59,696
That brings up a good point.

854
00:39:59,698 --> 00:40:00,497
How--

855
00:40:00,499 --> 00:40:02,065
whoa, whoa.

856
00:40:02,067 --> 00:40:04,267
My iguana doesn't like you
touching his sweater vest.

857
00:40:07,605 --> 00:40:09,239
My bad.

858
00:40:09,241 --> 00:40:12,175
How well do you
really know Trisha?

859
00:40:12,177 --> 00:40:15,111
Well, I met her in person once.

860
00:40:15,113 --> 00:40:18,114
And we Skype and text a lot.

861
00:40:18,116 --> 00:40:20,216
In fact, we did a double
date just the other day

862
00:40:20,218 --> 00:40:23,286
with our iguanas.

863
00:40:23,288 --> 00:40:25,054
But again, Skype.

864
00:40:25,056 --> 00:40:29,426
So you haven't been
on a date alone.

865
00:40:29,428 --> 00:40:30,760
No.

866
00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:33,730
Then how do you know
what horrific things

867
00:40:33,732 --> 00:40:36,733
have yet to be uncovered?

868
00:40:36,735 --> 00:40:39,569
There are none with Trisha.

869
00:40:39,571 --> 00:40:42,238
But I suppose I should
go out with her.

870
00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:43,306
Mmhm.

871
00:40:43,308 --> 00:40:45,775
Yeah, definitely.

872
00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:48,945
To be honest, it actually
makes me kind of nervous.

873
00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:52,549
So it sounds like you
need some confidence, huh?

874
00:40:52,551 --> 00:40:53,917
Tell you what.

875
00:40:53,919 --> 00:40:56,653
I'll go with you.

876
00:40:56,655 --> 00:40:58,555
Wouldn't that be kind of
weird with the three of us?

877
00:40:58,557 --> 00:41:00,423
I have a girlfriend.

878
00:41:00,425 --> 00:41:01,591
We'll double.

879
00:41:01,593 --> 00:41:02,559
Yes.

880
00:41:02,561 --> 00:41:04,427
Yes!

881
00:41:04,429 --> 00:41:07,063
Ok, so how
about 5:00 on Tuesday?

882
00:41:07,065 --> 00:41:07,997
Yes!

883
00:41:07,999 --> 00:41:09,432
So much yes.

884
00:41:09,434 --> 00:41:10,633
Great.

885
00:41:10,635 --> 00:41:12,602
I'll be here at
4:45 to make sure

886
00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:13,870
that you're not wearing this.

887
00:41:16,674 --> 00:41:20,109
Are we looking
at the same shirt?

888
00:41:20,111 --> 00:41:21,644
Lexie, you got a job.

889
00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:23,680
I need a fake girlfriend
tomorrow night.

890
00:41:23,682 --> 00:41:24,948
Great.

891
00:41:24,950 --> 00:41:26,816
It might be a
little tough, though.

892
00:41:26,818 --> 00:41:28,184
It's Mitchell and Trisha.

893
00:41:28,186 --> 00:41:30,753
They're socially abnormal.

894
00:41:30,755 --> 00:41:32,956
They obviously can't
see traditional flaws.

895
00:41:32,958 --> 00:41:34,991
So you want to try the
bleak future approach?

896
00:41:34,993 --> 00:41:36,626
Yeah, I think
that's the way to go.

897
00:41:36,628 --> 00:41:37,427
Cool.

898
00:41:37,429 --> 00:41:38,661
How much is the job?

899
00:41:38,663 --> 00:41:41,331
Oh, Lexie, this is
the golden ticket.

900
00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:42,131
Really?

901
00:41:42,133 --> 00:41:43,800
Do tell.

902
00:41:43,802 --> 00:41:46,035
My client is loaded, and she
has a lot of loaded friends.

903
00:41:46,037 --> 00:41:48,171
We could be swimming in mega
dough by the end of the year.

904
00:41:48,173 --> 00:41:51,941
Ooh, I've never made
15% of mega dough before.

905
00:41:51,943 --> 00:41:53,610
That's because I pay you 10%.

906
00:41:53,612 --> 00:41:57,146
Yeah, but that was before you
were swimming in mega dough.

907
00:41:57,148 --> 00:41:59,883
I do 90% of the
work, you get 10%.

908
00:41:59,885 --> 00:42:01,951
Accidentally double booked
us on weddings this weekend.

909
00:42:01,953 --> 00:42:03,820
You think you can break one
of the couples up real quick?

910
00:42:03,822 --> 00:42:05,321
Are you gonna pay me?

911
00:42:05,323 --> 00:42:06,823
Do I get an employee discount?

912
00:42:06,825 --> 00:42:07,991
Yeah.

913
00:42:07,993 --> 00:42:08,725
10%.

914
00:42:11,795 --> 00:42:13,329
And for you?

915
00:42:13,331 --> 00:42:17,467
Can I get the chicken
fingers and the French fries

916
00:42:17,469 --> 00:42:20,303
and a glass of milk?

917
00:42:20,305 --> 00:42:21,538
I'm sorry, sir.

918
00:42:21,540 --> 00:42:23,306
That item isn't on
the regular menu.

919
00:42:23,308 --> 00:42:24,307
I know.

920
00:42:24,309 --> 00:42:26,543
I want it off the kids menu.

921
00:42:26,545 --> 00:42:28,678
You're kidding me.

922
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:31,147
That's exactly what
i was gonna order.

923
00:42:31,149 --> 00:42:32,315
Two, please.

924
00:42:32,317 --> 00:42:33,082
Two.

925
00:42:33,084 --> 00:42:35,084
Ok.

926
00:42:35,086 --> 00:42:37,353
You guys are so compatible.

927
00:42:37,355 --> 00:42:38,421
You think?

928
00:42:38,423 --> 00:42:39,556
Oh, yeah.

929
00:42:39,558 --> 00:42:40,990
Perfect for each other.

930
00:42:40,992 --> 00:42:43,026
But have you discover
the Jigsaw puzzle yet?

931
00:42:43,028 --> 00:42:44,394
The what?

932
00:42:44,396 --> 00:42:46,362
You guys are two pieces
of a Jigsaw puzzle,

933
00:42:46,364 --> 00:42:48,598
and no two pieces of the
puzzle are exactly alike.

934
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:51,200
But two pieces that are next
to each other align perfectly.

935
00:42:51,202 --> 00:42:52,769
It's like me and Ethan.

936
00:42:52,771 --> 00:42:54,270
We compliment each
other so well,

937
00:42:54,272 --> 00:42:55,905
my strengths are his weaknesses.

938
00:42:55,907 --> 00:42:57,607
And vice versa.

939
00:42:57,609 --> 00:42:59,175
Which is perfect for when we
get married, because we already

940
00:42:59,177 --> 00:43:00,743
know our roles.

941
00:43:00,745 --> 00:43:02,045
Like, I'm the one who's gonna
be decorating the walls.

942
00:43:02,047 --> 00:43:03,746
Because I have no clue.

943
00:43:03,748 --> 00:43:05,415
And he's the one who's gonna
be filling out all the estate

944
00:43:05,417 --> 00:43:06,683
tax regovernance forms.

945
00:43:06,685 --> 00:43:10,353
Because she has no clue.

946
00:43:10,355 --> 00:43:11,955
So if you guys got
married, which one of you

947
00:43:11,957 --> 00:43:13,790
would file the estate
tax regovernance forms?

948
00:43:16,727 --> 00:43:19,529
I don't know what those are.

949
00:43:19,531 --> 00:43:21,531
Neither do I.

950
00:43:21,533 --> 00:43:22,732
That's ok, don't
worry about it.

951
00:43:22,734 --> 00:43:24,601
You just need to
learn a little Latin.

952
00:43:24,603 --> 00:43:26,102
Just a tad.

953
00:43:26,104 --> 00:43:28,805
So which one of
you is good with cooking?

954
00:43:28,807 --> 00:43:32,041
Well, I can make ice.

955
00:43:32,043 --> 00:43:34,911
I have pizza hut on speed dial.

956
00:43:34,913 --> 00:43:36,412
Me too.

957
00:43:36,414 --> 00:43:38,147
Good.

958
00:43:38,149 --> 00:43:39,716
And which one of you know which
fertilizer you use on the lawn

959
00:43:39,718 --> 00:43:41,484
to make it exactly the right
concentration of nitrate

960
00:43:41,486 --> 00:43:43,152
so that your kids don't
poison themselves when they

961
00:43:43,154 --> 00:43:46,623
play in the front yard and die?

962
00:43:46,625 --> 00:43:52,228
Uh, I don't know anything.

963
00:43:52,230 --> 00:43:54,297
I have no idea.

964
00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:56,799
Oh.

965
00:43:56,801 --> 00:43:58,968
I guess--

966
00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:00,303
I guess they could
just stay indoors.

967
00:44:04,441 --> 00:44:06,809
Like taking candy from a baby.

968
00:44:06,811 --> 00:44:09,846
This is gonna be the
easiest split up in history.

969
00:44:09,848 --> 00:44:11,414
Should we give them
more time to worry

970
00:44:11,416 --> 00:44:13,683
about the future of America
if they end up together?

971
00:44:13,685 --> 00:44:15,151
No.

972
00:44:15,153 --> 00:44:16,085
I think they've had
enough time to freak out.

973
00:44:21,025 --> 00:44:23,026
That's so wild.

974
00:44:23,028 --> 00:44:24,627
What's going on?

975
00:44:24,629 --> 00:44:27,096
We just found out the
most incredible thing.

976
00:44:27,098 --> 00:44:28,998
What?

977
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:32,368
We both love stargazing.

978
00:44:32,370 --> 00:44:34,137
Wow.

979
00:44:34,139 --> 00:44:36,039
Really?

980
00:44:36,041 --> 00:44:38,608
It's like we're
made for each other.

981
00:44:38,610 --> 00:44:40,476
Especially considering
the 0% of people

982
00:44:40,478 --> 00:44:41,444
who hate looking at stars.

983
00:44:55,125 --> 00:45:05,234
Ooh, nights are
long since you went away.

984
00:45:05,236 --> 00:45:12,508
Ooh, nights are
long since you went away.

985
00:45:12,510 --> 00:45:21,317
I think about you
all through the day.

986
00:45:21,319 --> 00:45:35,665
My buddy, my buddy,
nobody quite so true.

987
00:45:39,169 --> 00:45:48,344
Miss your voice, the
touch of your hand.

988
00:45:48,346 --> 00:45:56,753
Just long to know
that you understand.

989
00:45:56,755 --> 00:46:02,725
My buddy, my buddy.

990
00:46:04,596 --> 00:46:06,596
Was she really that
good, or was she

991
00:46:06,598 --> 00:46:08,965
Ethan's Emily version of good?

992
00:46:08,967 --> 00:46:11,701
Everybody loved her, and
she writes her own music.

993
00:46:14,538 --> 00:46:17,640
Does she have
a record deal?

994
00:46:17,642 --> 00:46:18,608
Uh, no.

995
00:46:18,610 --> 00:46:21,244
But that's her dream.

996
00:46:21,246 --> 00:46:23,913
Hey, isn't Mitchell's
dad a record producer?

997
00:46:23,915 --> 00:46:25,248
Yeah.

998
00:46:25,250 --> 00:46:27,550
So why don't you
introduce them?

999
00:46:27,552 --> 00:46:29,285
Doesn't seem appropriate.

1000
00:46:29,287 --> 00:46:30,486
What?

1001
00:46:30,488 --> 00:46:31,988
You afraid you
might not like her?

1002
00:46:31,990 --> 00:46:35,158
Psh, impossible.

1003
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:36,626
You're afraid he
will, and then she'll

1004
00:46:36,628 --> 00:46:38,060
get successful and leave.

1005
00:46:38,062 --> 00:46:38,828
No.

1006
00:46:40,465 --> 00:46:43,566
Are you gonna go after
her when you break her up?

1007
00:46:43,568 --> 00:46:45,635
That's probably
not gonna happen.

1008
00:46:45,637 --> 00:46:47,136
They're way too
good for each other.

1009
00:46:50,307 --> 00:46:52,008
Lexie, we got another job.

1010
00:46:52,010 --> 00:46:53,276
What is it?

1011
00:46:53,278 --> 00:46:54,677
A sailboat day with
Brian and Emily.

1012
00:46:54,679 --> 00:46:56,112
Are you in?

1013
00:46:56,114 --> 00:46:57,180
I want a raise.

1014
00:46:57,182 --> 00:46:58,347
How much?

1015
00:46:58,349 --> 00:46:59,582
30%.

1016
00:46:59,584 --> 00:47:00,449
What?

1017
00:47:00,451 --> 00:47:01,517
That's crazy.

1018
00:47:01,519 --> 00:47:03,085
I need more cash.

1019
00:47:03,087 --> 00:47:04,754
I want to start my own business.

1020
00:47:04,756 --> 00:47:06,656
By bankrupting mine?

1021
00:47:06,658 --> 00:47:08,357
That's what family's for.

1022
00:47:08,359 --> 00:47:09,692
Come on, Ethan.

1023
00:47:09,694 --> 00:47:11,360
Pay the woman what she's worth.

1024
00:47:11,362 --> 00:47:13,696
Why do you even care?

1025
00:47:13,698 --> 00:47:16,699
I've always been a champion
for the underemployed.

1026
00:47:16,701 --> 00:47:18,634
You once tipped a
pizza delivery guy

1027
00:47:18,636 --> 00:47:20,670
in sunflower seeds.

1028
00:47:20,672 --> 00:47:22,471
They're very tasty.

1029
00:47:22,473 --> 00:47:24,106
Lexie, you're just
going to have to patient.

1030
00:47:24,108 --> 00:47:25,708
The money is coming, ok?

1031
00:47:25,710 --> 00:47:28,144
What, because of the golden
ticket country club lady?

1032
00:47:28,146 --> 00:47:30,713
Last time I checked, her two
lovebirds were holding hands

1033
00:47:30,715 --> 00:47:31,881
and watching stars.

1034
00:47:31,883 --> 00:47:33,883
It's not looking
promising, Ethan.

1035
00:47:33,885 --> 00:47:35,117
I'll get them.

1036
00:47:35,119 --> 00:47:36,452
I always have.

1037
00:47:36,454 --> 00:47:39,455
Yeah, well, just
in case, I want 30%.

1038
00:47:39,457 --> 00:47:41,190
You don't think I can train
any girl off the streets

1039
00:47:41,192 --> 00:47:42,959
to do what you do?

1040
00:47:42,961 --> 00:47:43,726
30%.

1041
00:47:47,364 --> 00:47:49,131
I don't need you as
badly as you think.

1042
00:47:50,802 --> 00:47:52,168
I really need her.

1043
00:47:52,170 --> 00:47:53,669
Yeah.

1044
00:47:53,671 --> 00:47:55,671
How are you gonna find a
girlfriend in seven hours?

1045
00:48:01,712 --> 00:48:02,478
Ethan.

1046
00:48:13,190 --> 00:48:15,858
So, how did you guys meet?

1047
00:48:15,860 --> 00:48:18,895
Do you want to tell it, or--?

1048
00:48:18,897 --> 00:48:20,596
Sure, yeah.

1049
00:48:20,598 --> 00:48:22,265
We were in the park,
and I was walking--

1050
00:48:22,267 --> 00:48:23,833
no, no.

1051
00:48:23,835 --> 00:48:26,769
No, she's talking about
the first time that we met.

1052
00:48:26,771 --> 00:48:28,371
Ok, well-- you know what?

1053
00:48:28,373 --> 00:48:29,705
Why don't you just tell it?

1054
00:48:29,707 --> 00:48:32,275
Ok, so we were both 7.

1055
00:48:32,277 --> 00:48:35,845
And I lived in another town, but
our schools went on field trips

1056
00:48:35,847 --> 00:48:37,413
with each other.

1057
00:48:37,415 --> 00:48:39,882
We were at the children's
museum in the planetarium,

1058
00:48:39,884 --> 00:48:42,084
and we all have these reclining
seats so we could lay back

1059
00:48:42,086 --> 00:48:43,586
and look at the stars.

1060
00:48:43,588 --> 00:48:46,555
But my seat didn't work,
and so Ethan-- who was two

1061
00:48:46,557 --> 00:48:48,624
rows back-- he came up to me.

1062
00:48:48,626 --> 00:48:51,928
And he had this cute
little red baseball tee on.

1063
00:48:51,930 --> 00:48:56,632
And I was wearing--
what was I wearing?

1064
00:48:56,634 --> 00:48:58,734
Um, that um, uh--

1065
00:48:58,736 --> 00:49:00,469
it was a cute black dress.

1066
00:49:00,471 --> 00:49:02,071
Yes, a cute black dress.

1067
00:49:02,073 --> 00:49:03,639
Wait, or was it yellow?

1068
00:49:03,641 --> 00:49:04,874
It was yellow.

1069
00:49:04,876 --> 00:49:05,808
Right.

1070
00:49:05,810 --> 00:49:07,944
Kind of a yellowish black.

1071
00:49:07,946 --> 00:49:09,845
You don't-- you don't
remember this, do you.

1072
00:49:11,148 --> 00:49:12,048
Sorry.

1073
00:49:12,050 --> 00:49:13,983
No, i-- I, uh.

1074
00:49:13,985 --> 00:49:18,921
Anyway, Ethan gave
me his seat, and he

1075
00:49:18,923 --> 00:49:20,589
said it was because the
stars made him nauseous.

1076
00:49:20,591 --> 00:49:23,159
But I know he was
just being nice.

1077
00:49:23,161 --> 00:49:26,429
I mean, what
seven-year-old does that?

1078
00:49:26,431 --> 00:49:29,498
Oh, how sweet you guys.

1079
00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:31,600
And I should have known there
was something special about him

1080
00:49:31,602 --> 00:49:32,935
then.

1081
00:49:32,937 --> 00:49:34,437
But you know, I kind
of forgot about him,

1082
00:49:34,439 --> 00:49:36,405
and then we didn't talk.

1083
00:49:36,407 --> 00:49:39,442
And then we met
back up at the park.

1084
00:49:39,444 --> 00:49:41,644
With our dogs.

1085
00:49:41,646 --> 00:49:44,313
You know, and sometimes
you're lucky enough

1086
00:49:44,315 --> 00:49:47,049
to get a second chance
with the right one.

1087
00:49:49,753 --> 00:49:52,488
A shooting star!

1088
00:49:52,490 --> 00:49:55,191
Usually shooting stars
are gone in half a second.

1089
00:49:55,193 --> 00:49:59,261
I bet it's just a
really fast plane.

1090
00:49:59,263 --> 00:50:02,365
Really fast plane
are so romantic.

1091
00:50:02,367 --> 00:50:05,634
Uh, whatcha doing there?

1092
00:50:05,636 --> 00:50:07,937
This is my angle.

1093
00:50:07,939 --> 00:50:09,505
Lay back this way.
-Oh.

1094
00:50:09,507 --> 00:50:10,373
Ok.

1095
00:50:10,375 --> 00:50:11,173
Got it.

1096
00:50:11,175 --> 00:50:12,808
So good.

1097
00:50:12,810 --> 00:50:14,276
You guys.

1098
00:50:14,278 --> 00:50:17,446
So how did you guys meet?

1099
00:50:17,448 --> 00:50:18,948
Ok, ok.

1100
00:50:18,950 --> 00:50:21,717
We were at the gym and
she didn't have a spotter,

1101
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:24,453
so I just came over
and-- thank goodness

1102
00:50:24,455 --> 00:50:27,289
she was being irresponsible.

1103
00:50:27,291 --> 00:50:29,959
You know, don't you love
how that stuff just happens?

1104
00:50:29,961 --> 00:50:35,898
When I was looking for a
seatmate, I found a soulmate.

1105
00:50:35,900 --> 00:50:36,799
Oh.

1106
00:50:36,801 --> 00:50:38,334
Wow.

1107
00:50:38,336 --> 00:50:40,736
And now I love him
more than my own life.

1108
00:50:40,738 --> 00:50:42,705
Oh, don't say that.

1109
00:50:42,707 --> 00:50:45,307
No, I do.

1110
00:50:45,309 --> 00:50:48,511
Well, people say it, but
is it ever really true?

1111
00:50:48,513 --> 00:50:50,312
You doubt my love for you?

1112
00:50:50,314 --> 00:50:51,814
No, absolutely not.

1113
00:50:51,816 --> 00:50:53,249
That is the one
thing I'm certain of.

1114
00:50:53,251 --> 00:50:54,750
No, nuh uh.

1115
00:50:54,752 --> 00:50:58,020
Because I would throw
myself overboard for you.

1116
00:50:58,022 --> 00:50:58,921
Yeah, if I was drowning.

1117
00:50:58,923 --> 00:51:00,356
But I don't--
-no, no.

1118
00:51:00,358 --> 00:51:01,690
I'm not talking about
if you were drowning.

1119
00:51:01,692 --> 00:51:03,259
I'm talking about
right here, right now.

1120
00:51:03,261 --> 00:51:05,428
I would throw myself overboard
for absolutely no reason

1121
00:51:05,430 --> 00:51:07,263
to prove to you that I love you.

1122
00:51:07,265 --> 00:51:09,198
How would that prove
that you love me?

1123
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:10,399
-You don't believe me?
-Oh, hey.

1124
00:51:10,401 --> 00:51:11,267
Be careful.

1125
00:51:11,269 --> 00:51:12,535
No, I know you Ethan.

1126
00:51:12,537 --> 00:51:14,503
You're a man of
action, not words.

1127
00:51:14,505 --> 00:51:15,671
I love words.

1128
00:51:15,673 --> 00:51:17,073
I don't even know
what that means.

1129
00:51:17,075 --> 00:51:18,274
No, you want me to show
you how much I love you?

1130
00:51:18,276 --> 00:51:19,008
Veronica, please.
Sit down.

1131
00:51:19,010 --> 00:51:19,708
Please, please.

1132
00:51:19,710 --> 00:51:21,243
No!

1133
00:51:21,245 --> 00:51:22,711
Ethan, you need your own
epiphany, just like the one

1134
00:51:22,713 --> 00:51:23,879
I had at the children's museum!

1135
00:51:23,881 --> 00:51:24,947
What?!
No!

1136
00:51:24,949 --> 00:51:25,748
No!

1137
00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:33,189
Jump in after me, Ethan!

1138
00:51:33,191 --> 00:51:34,056
Really?

1139
00:51:34,058 --> 00:51:37,226
Prove to me your love!

1140
00:51:37,228 --> 00:51:39,361
I would normally,
but it's cold.

1141
00:51:39,363 --> 00:51:40,696
I have a life saver.

1142
00:51:40,698 --> 00:51:41,530
Hey, catch.

1143
00:51:52,275 --> 00:51:54,076
I've got dry
clothes in the car.

1144
00:51:54,078 --> 00:51:56,645
I'm gonna go.

1145
00:51:56,647 --> 00:51:57,379
Ok.

1146
00:52:01,585 --> 00:52:03,319
So.

1147
00:52:03,321 --> 00:52:05,921
Yeah, sorry about that.

1148
00:52:05,923 --> 00:52:08,457
She gets a little
emotional at times.

1149
00:52:08,459 --> 00:52:11,093
A little?

1150
00:52:11,095 --> 00:52:12,328
But I still like her.

1151
00:52:12,330 --> 00:52:14,830
I mean, she really loves you.

1152
00:52:14,832 --> 00:52:17,133
I guess.

1153
00:52:17,135 --> 00:52:20,402
You know, it must be nice.

1154
00:52:20,404 --> 00:52:22,271
What?

1155
00:52:22,273 --> 00:52:26,408
To have that kind of
passion for someone.

1156
00:52:35,318 --> 00:52:36,919
So I had a dream about
Trisha last night.

1157
00:52:36,921 --> 00:52:37,686
Yeah?

1158
00:52:37,688 --> 00:52:39,021
What about?

1159
00:52:39,023 --> 00:52:40,322
She came to my house
in a shower curtain.

1160
00:52:40,324 --> 00:52:43,425
Why?

1161
00:52:43,427 --> 00:52:47,029
I don't know, but
i woke up smiling.

1162
00:52:47,031 --> 00:52:48,330
I'm in love with her.

1163
00:52:48,332 --> 00:52:49,999
I am in love with her.

1164
00:52:50,001 --> 00:52:53,302
Every molecule in my body
right now is in love with her.

1165
00:52:53,304 --> 00:52:57,039
She deserves the best, the best.

1166
00:52:57,041 --> 00:52:58,440
And you think that's you?

1167
00:52:58,442 --> 00:52:59,875
I mean, you think you're
the best she can do?

1168
00:53:03,046 --> 00:53:04,280
Wow.

1169
00:53:04,282 --> 00:53:05,514
Wow.

1170
00:53:05,516 --> 00:53:06,482
What?

1171
00:53:06,484 --> 00:53:07,650
No.

1172
00:53:07,652 --> 00:53:08,450
No, I'm sorry.

1173
00:53:08,452 --> 00:53:09,952
I didn't--

1174
00:53:09,954 --> 00:53:12,955
that's an odd thing for
a confidence coach to say.

1175
00:53:12,957 --> 00:53:14,323
Yeah.
Yeah, it is.

1176
00:53:14,325 --> 00:53:15,124
That was lousy.

1177
00:53:15,126 --> 00:53:17,459
I'm sorry.

1178
00:53:17,461 --> 00:53:18,394
But you're right.

1179
00:53:18,396 --> 00:53:19,895
No, Mitchell, no I'm not.

1180
00:53:19,897 --> 00:53:21,797
She deserves better.

1181
00:53:21,799 --> 00:53:22,665
No, she doesn't.

1182
00:53:22,667 --> 00:53:24,166
No.

1183
00:53:24,168 --> 00:53:26,068
I mean, she could probably
get somebody real good.

1184
00:53:26,070 --> 00:53:27,469
Hello?

1185
00:53:27,471 --> 00:53:28,837
I'm a loser.

1186
00:53:28,839 --> 00:53:29,638
Emily?

1187
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:32,141
What's the matter?

1188
00:53:32,143 --> 00:53:34,577
It's been kind of obvious
for the past couple months

1189
00:53:34,579 --> 00:53:37,246
now-- obvious to me, not him.

1190
00:53:37,248 --> 00:53:40,015
Just completely blindsided him.

1191
00:53:40,017 --> 00:53:43,052
I mean, no one had ever
broken up with him before.

1192
00:53:43,054 --> 00:53:44,820
And why would anyone
ever break up with him?

1193
00:53:44,822 --> 00:53:46,322
He's this great guy.

1194
00:53:46,324 --> 00:53:52,161
He's like-- he's kind and
generous, he's handsome.

1195
00:53:52,163 --> 00:53:55,931
He was perfect, just
not perfect for me.

1196
00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:01,270
It's a whole new ball game.

1197
00:54:01,272 --> 00:54:04,940
Why would she call me after
breaking up with her boyfriend?

1198
00:54:04,942 --> 00:54:07,509
It's a whole new ball game.

1199
00:54:07,511 --> 00:54:08,844
I just met her a few weeks ago.

1200
00:54:08,846 --> 00:54:10,512
Why call me?

1201
00:54:10,514 --> 00:54:14,016
She wanted to tell you
it's a whole new ball game.

1202
00:54:14,018 --> 00:54:15,417
Come on, man.

1203
00:54:15,419 --> 00:54:17,119
The laundry basket is
less than 10 feet away.

1204
00:54:17,121 --> 00:54:18,954
Beast?

1205
00:54:18,956 --> 00:54:21,223
You-- you taught him
how to do laundry?

1206
00:54:21,225 --> 00:54:22,124
Apparently not.

1207
00:54:25,528 --> 00:54:29,098
So should I ask her out,
maybe just as friends?

1208
00:54:29,100 --> 00:54:30,232
You have no choice.

1209
00:54:30,234 --> 00:54:32,067
You have to ask her as friends.

1210
00:54:32,069 --> 00:54:34,436
Right, because it's too soon.

1211
00:54:34,438 --> 00:54:35,537
I have to give her time.

1212
00:54:35,539 --> 00:54:37,740
It's not that easy.

1213
00:54:37,742 --> 00:54:39,575
You got a girlfriend.

1214
00:54:39,577 --> 00:54:42,544
Yeah, i
have a girlfriend.

1215
00:54:42,546 --> 00:54:47,149
So how long do I have to wait
before I can break up with her?

1216
00:54:47,151 --> 00:54:49,551
Well, you wait too long, and
then Emily finds someone else.

1217
00:54:49,553 --> 00:54:52,288
And not waiting long enough
will seem opportunistic.

1218
00:54:52,290 --> 00:54:53,822
Right.

1219
00:54:53,824 --> 00:54:55,491
So you got to make sure
you're still in Emily's life

1220
00:54:55,493 --> 00:54:58,594
without making it seem like
you're cheating on Veronica.

1221
00:54:58,596 --> 00:55:00,796
Right.

1222
00:55:00,798 --> 00:55:02,831
I'll go to the jazz club.

1223
00:55:02,833 --> 00:55:04,466
She needs support.

1224
00:55:04,468 --> 00:55:06,435
Brian always used to be the
one who watched her sing.

1225
00:55:06,437 --> 00:55:08,637
Now it could be me.

1226
00:55:08,639 --> 00:55:11,840
I'll just show up as a friend.

1227
00:55:11,842 --> 00:55:14,176
That's a good strategy.

1228
00:55:14,178 --> 00:55:16,912
Hey, was Lexie flirting
with me the other day?

1229
00:55:16,914 --> 00:55:19,315
Stay away from my sister.

1230
00:55:19,317 --> 00:55:20,983
Why?

1231
00:55:20,985 --> 00:55:25,120
A list that long would
use up all my printer ink.

1232
00:55:25,122 --> 00:55:26,789
Miss atkins, hey.

1233
00:55:26,791 --> 00:55:28,357
Well done, Ethan.

1234
00:55:28,359 --> 00:55:30,826
You worked faster than
i thought you could.

1235
00:55:30,828 --> 00:55:32,528
Uh, you know what, miss atkins?

1236
00:55:32,530 --> 00:55:33,962
I don't deserve this.

1237
00:55:33,964 --> 00:55:35,931
She broke up with Brian
without my help at all.

1238
00:55:35,933 --> 00:55:37,032
Nonsense.

1239
00:55:37,034 --> 00:55:39,368
Whatever you did, it worked.

1240
00:55:39,370 --> 00:55:41,637
It's part of our agreement.

1241
00:55:41,639 --> 00:55:45,441
I, uh-- I can't accept this.

1242
00:55:45,443 --> 00:55:46,542
Sorry.

1243
00:55:46,544 --> 00:55:48,811
Suit yourself.

1244
00:55:48,813 --> 00:55:50,813
Did you mention Thomas?

1245
00:55:50,815 --> 00:55:51,980
Thomas?

1246
00:55:51,982 --> 00:55:53,215
The guy I want her to marry.

1247
00:55:53,217 --> 00:55:54,016
No.

1248
00:55:54,018 --> 00:55:55,117
No?

1249
00:55:55,119 --> 00:55:56,118
That's ok.

1250
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:57,486
I'll take it from here.

1251
00:55:57,488 --> 00:55:59,621
Now that Brian's gone,
it should be easy.

1252
00:56:09,999 --> 00:56:11,133
I'll wait.

1253
00:56:11,135 --> 00:56:14,837
But not too long.

1254
00:56:14,839 --> 00:56:20,809
I know it's true,
there's no one, dear, but you.

1255
00:56:20,811 --> 00:56:29,718
You're whispering why you'll
never leave me, whispering

1256
00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:34,690
why you'll never grieve me.

1257
00:56:34,692 --> 00:56:48,070
Whispering, say that you believe
me, whispering that I love you.

1258
00:56:56,212 --> 00:56:57,212
Hey.

1259
00:56:57,214 --> 00:56:58,947
I got to be honest with you.

1260
00:56:58,949 --> 00:57:02,384
I was never a big fan of jazz,
but you're changing my mind.

1261
00:57:02,386 --> 00:57:03,585
So I converted you.

1262
00:57:03,587 --> 00:57:04,853
Yeah.

1263
00:57:04,855 --> 00:57:06,522
I'm seriously
considering renouncing

1264
00:57:06,524 --> 00:57:07,589
my devotion to polka.

1265
00:57:10,693 --> 00:57:13,061
So why were you here?

1266
00:57:13,063 --> 00:57:14,229
When?

1267
00:57:14,231 --> 00:57:15,597
The night that we met.

1268
00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:17,099
If you don't like
jazz, then why were

1269
00:57:17,101 --> 00:57:18,367
you in a jazz club by yourself?

1270
00:57:22,605 --> 00:57:27,075
I was outside walking on
my way to the drugstore,

1271
00:57:27,077 --> 00:57:29,745
and I heard you singing.

1272
00:57:29,747 --> 00:57:32,414
I just, uh-- had to come
in and figure out where

1273
00:57:32,416 --> 00:57:34,583
that sound was coming from.

1274
00:57:34,585 --> 00:57:39,888
Lo and behold, it was
coming from there.

1275
00:57:39,890 --> 00:57:43,058
Yeah, you know, i
lip sync to my songs.

1276
00:57:43,060 --> 00:57:44,460
No you don't.

1277
00:57:44,462 --> 00:57:45,994
You almost bought it.

1278
00:57:45,996 --> 00:57:46,728
Not even close.

1279
00:57:49,432 --> 00:57:52,468
So me and Brian were supposed
to go to the fair tomorrow,

1280
00:57:52,470 --> 00:57:56,605
and that's obviously
not happening.

1281
00:57:56,607 --> 00:58:00,676
So do you wanna hang out?

1282
00:58:00,678 --> 00:58:01,410
Sure.

1283
00:58:06,416 --> 00:58:07,916
Where are we going?

1284
00:58:07,918 --> 00:58:08,684
You'll see.

1285
00:58:08,686 --> 00:58:10,018
Ok.

1286
00:58:10,020 --> 00:58:11,920
Well, before we start,
let's go in here.

1287
00:58:28,204 --> 00:58:30,506
My condolences on the breakup.

1288
00:58:30,508 --> 00:58:32,875
Oh, wow, that's very sweet.

1289
00:58:32,877 --> 00:58:34,476
Thank you.

1290
00:58:34,478 --> 00:58:37,779
But what am I supposed
to do with this?

1291
00:58:37,781 --> 00:58:39,047
What?

1292
00:58:39,049 --> 00:58:40,716
I mean, we're going
to be out all day.

1293
00:58:40,718 --> 00:58:43,852
Don't you think it'll probably
be dead before I get home?

1294
00:58:43,854 --> 00:58:45,320
Well, i--

1295
00:58:45,322 --> 00:58:47,456
at least get me a silk flower.

1296
00:58:47,458 --> 00:58:49,791
You know, I like
those better anyway.

1297
00:58:49,793 --> 00:58:50,859
Really?

1298
00:58:50,861 --> 00:58:52,027
Why?

1299
00:58:52,029 --> 00:58:53,729
Because you'll
always have them.

1300
00:58:53,731 --> 00:58:56,198
Like if you put it in a vase
and then you take a vacation,

1301
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:57,799
when you get back, still there.

1302
00:58:57,801 --> 00:59:00,235
Charming as ever.

1303
00:59:00,237 --> 00:59:03,205
But real flowers
are so perfect.

1304
00:59:03,207 --> 00:59:06,041
Yeah, but in a month,
you'll have nothing.

1305
00:59:06,043 --> 00:59:11,713
Look, just save your money,
and buy me a gas card.

1306
00:59:11,715 --> 00:59:14,850
Or I could just buy
you a fake flower.

1307
00:59:14,852 --> 00:59:18,186
Silk flower.

1308
00:59:18,188 --> 00:59:22,491
Silk, excuse me.

1309
00:59:22,493 --> 00:59:25,327
So you really have
never been here before?

1310
00:59:25,329 --> 00:59:26,395
Nope.

1311
00:59:26,397 --> 00:59:28,096
But I drive past
it all the time.

1312
00:59:28,098 --> 00:59:30,699
I've always wondered what kind
of person shops for records.

1313
00:59:30,701 --> 00:59:32,768
Psh, well, now
you know it's you.

1314
00:59:32,770 --> 00:59:36,271
I never would have guessed it.

1315
00:59:36,273 --> 00:59:38,240
Did you know the
count basie met

1316
00:59:38,242 --> 00:59:41,343
his future wife Catherine
three times before they

1317
00:59:41,345 --> 00:59:43,111
even spoke to each other?

1318
00:59:43,113 --> 00:59:45,013
If that didn't say
count basie, then

1319
00:59:45,015 --> 00:59:46,248
I wouldn't even know who it is.

1320
00:59:46,250 --> 00:59:48,850
So I'm going to say no.

1321
00:59:48,852 --> 00:59:51,954
Well, when they finally did get
a chance to talk for a while,

1322
00:59:51,956 --> 00:59:55,924
he ended the conversation
with, one of these days,

1323
00:59:55,926 --> 00:59:57,526
I'm going to make you my wife.

1324
00:59:57,528 --> 01:00:01,930
And then seven
years later, he did.

1325
01:00:01,932 --> 01:00:04,566
It's just kind of
amazing how he always

1326
01:00:04,568 --> 01:00:06,101
just knew what he
wanted and never

1327
01:00:06,103 --> 01:00:07,536
took his eyes off the prize.

1328
01:00:10,740 --> 01:00:12,975
Seven years, phew.

1329
01:00:12,977 --> 01:00:15,711
So why jazz?

1330
01:00:15,713 --> 01:00:16,912
I don't know.

1331
01:00:16,914 --> 01:00:18,747
With jazz, there's
just this honesty

1332
01:00:18,749 --> 01:00:22,618
that you don't get with other
music, maybe except classical.

1333
01:00:22,620 --> 01:00:27,055
But jazz doesn't shy
away from the hard stuff,

1334
01:00:27,057 --> 01:00:31,059
but it makes you feel
better about the sad stuff.

1335
01:00:31,061 --> 01:00:33,762
So do you have sad stuff?

1336
01:00:33,764 --> 01:00:34,563
Of course.

1337
01:00:34,565 --> 01:00:37,065
Doesn't everyone?

1338
01:00:37,067 --> 01:00:40,702
Lost loves, unfulfilled
dreams, emptiness.

1339
01:00:50,346 --> 01:00:52,814
So why'd you move back here?

1340
01:00:52,816 --> 01:00:54,449
My dad died.

1341
01:00:54,451 --> 01:00:56,318
Work accident.

1342
01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:58,820
Yeah, I heard about that.

1343
01:00:58,822 --> 01:01:00,956
It's a small community.

1344
01:01:00,958 --> 01:01:06,128
Yeah, we have relatives
here, so we came back.

1345
01:01:06,130 --> 01:01:09,965
I'm sorry about your dad,
but I'm glad you're back.

1346
01:01:09,967 --> 01:01:10,832
Yeah.

1347
01:01:10,834 --> 01:01:12,167
Yeah, me too.

1348
01:01:12,169 --> 01:01:14,469
Feels like home.

1349
01:01:14,471 --> 01:01:17,539
You know, I had a crush
on you when I was little.

1350
01:01:17,541 --> 01:01:18,840
Yeah?

1351
01:01:18,842 --> 01:01:19,775
Me?

1352
01:01:19,777 --> 01:01:21,143
Yep.

1353
01:01:21,145 --> 01:01:24,846
Yeah, just a teeny one--
microscopic, really.

1354
01:01:24,848 --> 01:01:27,482
I remember you being in
the school spelling bee.

1355
01:01:27,484 --> 01:01:29,351
Mm, right.

1356
01:01:29,353 --> 01:01:30,152
Fifth grade.

1357
01:01:30,154 --> 01:01:32,120
Mmhm, yep.

1358
01:01:32,122 --> 01:01:35,490
And I was rooting for you, but
it seemed like the moderator

1359
01:01:35,492 --> 01:01:37,225
was against you the whole time.

1360
01:01:37,227 --> 01:01:38,960
You got all the hard words.

1361
01:01:38,962 --> 01:01:39,795
Did I?

1362
01:01:39,797 --> 01:01:40,662
Yeah.

1363
01:01:40,664 --> 01:01:42,531
Yeah, it was ridiculous.

1364
01:01:42,533 --> 01:01:45,133
And then you went up against
Jeremy monchak in the finals,

1365
01:01:45,135 --> 01:01:47,869
and I so wanted to
beat Jeremy monchak.

1366
01:01:47,871 --> 01:01:50,906
It was tense, because he
got the word "legislature,"

1367
01:01:50,908 --> 01:01:53,308
and you got the
word "picturesque."

1368
01:01:53,310 --> 01:01:56,845
And then he got "deceitful,"
but he missed it.

1369
01:01:56,847 --> 01:01:59,147
And then you got the
word "auspicious,"

1370
01:01:59,149 --> 01:02:01,016
and you spelled it right.

1371
01:02:01,018 --> 01:02:02,217
I nearly stood up and screamed.

1372
01:02:06,756 --> 01:02:10,659
You remember the words
in the spelling bee?

1373
01:02:10,661 --> 01:02:18,066
Uh, it's strange what
you can recall, huh?

1374
01:02:18,068 --> 01:02:19,701
Yeah.

1375
01:02:19,703 --> 01:02:23,105
And that crush you had on
me, how long did that last?

1376
01:02:26,375 --> 01:02:32,781
Uh, it started
when I was about 8.

1377
01:02:32,783 --> 01:02:36,284
And it lasted until
i was-- I don't know.

1378
01:02:36,286 --> 01:02:37,018
24?

1379
01:02:40,189 --> 01:02:41,022
That's about the timeframe.

1380
01:02:48,397 --> 01:02:49,765
I'm just going
to grab my jacket.

1381
01:02:49,767 --> 01:02:50,565
I'll be two seconds.

1382
01:02:50,567 --> 01:02:51,299
Ok.

1383
01:03:09,385 --> 01:03:10,919
Yeah, sorry
about the mess.

1384
01:03:10,921 --> 01:03:12,420
I've just been really busy.

1385
01:03:12,422 --> 01:03:14,322
Haven't exactly had a
chance to clean yet.

1386
01:03:18,294 --> 01:03:20,428
No problem.

1387
01:03:20,430 --> 01:03:24,599
It's kind of like
its own art gallery,

1388
01:03:24,601 --> 01:03:27,302
if art was all made up of trash.

1389
01:03:31,808 --> 01:03:33,241
So she's a slob.

1390
01:03:33,243 --> 01:03:35,110
Her apartment looks like
it's inhabited by six

1391
01:03:35,112 --> 01:03:37,078
five-year-olds and a goat.

1392
01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:38,313
Thorn on the rose.

1393
01:03:38,315 --> 01:03:39,347
It was all I could think about.

1394
01:03:39,349 --> 01:03:41,850
A snag on the sweater vest.

1395
01:03:41,852 --> 01:03:43,185
What am I gonna do?

1396
01:03:43,187 --> 01:03:44,519
What's the problem?

1397
01:03:44,521 --> 01:03:46,121
Do you not get it?

1398
01:03:46,123 --> 01:03:48,356
All my life, I've dreamed
of myself with this girl.

1399
01:03:48,358 --> 01:03:50,826
So she's a little messy.

1400
01:03:50,828 --> 01:03:52,594
You're a perfect match.

1401
01:03:52,596 --> 01:03:54,796
You don't pay the electric bill,
and you'll never see the mess.

1402
01:03:54,798 --> 01:03:59,601
You know, it's just one thing.

1403
01:03:59,603 --> 01:04:01,169
You know,
i don't know you

1404
01:04:01,171 --> 01:04:03,038
didn't want to come to my
apartment for movie night.

1405
01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:04,506
Oh, no reason.

1406
01:04:09,046 --> 01:04:12,314
This car is so fun.

1407
01:04:14,718 --> 01:04:16,551
What movie did you pick?

1408
01:04:16,553 --> 01:04:18,019
Movies.

1409
01:04:18,021 --> 01:04:20,121
You're going to love
them though, my favorite.

1410
01:04:20,123 --> 01:04:21,890
All five "twilight" movies.

1411
01:04:21,892 --> 01:04:23,391
Woo!

1412
01:04:24,895 --> 01:04:27,295
Oh, yeah.

1413
01:04:27,297 --> 01:04:28,864
Excuse me, I'm sorry.

1414
01:04:28,866 --> 01:04:30,365
Can you just give me more ice?

1415
01:04:30,367 --> 01:04:32,133
Thank you.

1416
01:04:32,135 --> 01:04:34,002
I usually root for Cambodia in
the Olympics because you know,

1417
01:04:34,004 --> 01:04:35,704
they have the cutest flag.

1418
01:04:41,477 --> 01:04:42,711
It was so painful.

1419
01:04:42,713 --> 01:04:44,679
It doesn't sound that bad.

1420
01:04:44,681 --> 01:04:45,680
Weren't you listening?

1421
01:04:45,682 --> 01:04:47,249
Yes.

1422
01:04:47,251 --> 01:04:49,017
Did you hear the
part about how she

1423
01:04:49,019 --> 01:04:51,486
licks her ice can come from the
top down, never from the side?

1424
01:04:51,488 --> 01:04:52,988
Do you know how risky that is?

1425
01:04:52,990 --> 01:04:55,924
Oh my word, you have got
to stop with these lists.

1426
01:04:55,926 --> 01:04:57,993
They're useless.

1427
01:04:57,995 --> 01:05:00,662
They're a visual
representation of my misery.

1428
01:05:00,664 --> 01:05:02,063
Forget this.

1429
01:05:02,065 --> 01:05:04,266
You've wanted this girl
since the third grade.

1430
01:05:04,268 --> 01:05:05,567
I didn't really know her.

1431
01:05:05,569 --> 01:05:07,002
Sure you did.

1432
01:05:07,004 --> 01:05:08,436
Not the details.

1433
01:05:08,438 --> 01:05:09,838
Ok, but of all the
things you believed

1434
01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:11,373
about her in the third
grade, how many of them

1435
01:05:11,375 --> 01:05:12,173
turned out to be true?

1436
01:05:15,578 --> 01:05:18,280
She's smart, talented, sweet.

1437
01:05:18,282 --> 01:05:19,514
She can make
friends with anyone.

1438
01:05:19,516 --> 01:05:21,616
She's fun.

1439
01:05:21,618 --> 01:05:23,251
She has a big heart.

1440
01:05:23,253 --> 01:05:28,056
She has the greatest laugh ever.

1441
01:05:28,058 --> 01:05:30,525
She's beautiful.

1442
01:05:30,527 --> 01:05:31,393
Exactly.

1443
01:05:31,395 --> 01:05:33,128
So you need a new list.

1444
01:05:36,265 --> 01:05:38,366
This is all that matters, Ethan.

1445
01:05:45,574 --> 01:05:47,876
So you really
like fast food, huh?

1446
01:05:47,878 --> 01:05:49,477
I love it.

1447
01:05:49,479 --> 01:05:51,046
If I could, I'd live off of
taco bell and burger king.

1448
01:05:51,048 --> 01:05:51,813
Wouldn't you?

1449
01:05:51,815 --> 01:05:53,581
Come on.

1450
01:05:53,583 --> 01:05:55,650
I might throw something in with
some vitamins here and there.

1451
01:05:58,321 --> 01:06:00,922
Thanks for hanging
out with me lately.

1452
01:06:00,924 --> 01:06:02,991
Yeah, it's been great.

1453
01:06:02,993 --> 01:06:06,061
Yeah, it's been really nice
having company, you know?

1454
01:06:20,843 --> 01:06:22,410
Look, I licked a leprechaun.

1455
01:06:25,681 --> 01:06:28,183
What?

1456
01:06:28,185 --> 01:06:29,684
I don't know.

1457
01:06:29,686 --> 01:06:31,586
A kid in third grade came
up to me and said that,

1458
01:06:31,588 --> 01:06:33,755
and I always thought
it was funny.

1459
01:06:41,530 --> 01:06:43,665
This isn't right.

1460
01:06:43,667 --> 01:06:44,499
What?

1461
01:06:44,501 --> 01:06:46,001
Why?

1462
01:06:46,003 --> 01:06:48,036
You have a girlfriend.

1463
01:06:48,038 --> 01:06:48,837
Exactly.

1464
01:06:48,839 --> 01:06:51,272
It's wrong.

1465
01:06:51,274 --> 01:06:53,675
And-- and I can't
do this to Veronica.

1466
01:07:00,816 --> 01:07:02,784
Hello?

1467
01:07:02,786 --> 01:07:04,452
What?

1468
01:07:04,454 --> 01:07:05,320
Ok.

1469
01:07:05,322 --> 01:07:08,690
Ok, I'll be right there.

1470
01:07:08,692 --> 01:07:10,892
Hey, uh, a friend
of mine needs help.

1471
01:07:10,894 --> 01:07:13,361
Do you want to come?

1472
01:07:13,363 --> 01:07:15,130
Yeah, what does
she need help with?

1473
01:07:15,132 --> 01:07:17,298
I don't know, but she's crying.

1474
01:07:17,300 --> 01:07:18,800
You're good at this.

1475
01:07:18,802 --> 01:07:20,235
Come on, let's go.

1476
01:07:26,976 --> 01:07:29,677
Ok, tell me what happened.

1477
01:07:29,679 --> 01:07:34,315
He said something stupid about
how he doesn't deserve me.

1478
01:07:34,317 --> 01:07:36,584
That doesn't
make any sense.

1479
01:07:36,586 --> 01:07:38,353
Of course it doesn't
make any sense.

1480
01:07:38,355 --> 01:07:40,388
It's a lie.

1481
01:07:40,390 --> 01:07:43,725
Obviously, he found
some other girl.

1482
01:07:43,727 --> 01:07:46,061
Do you really think that?

1483
01:07:46,063 --> 01:07:47,695
A boy like Mitchell
doesn't stay

1484
01:07:47,697 --> 01:07:50,765
on the market for very long.

1485
01:07:50,767 --> 01:07:52,500
You know Mitchell.

1486
01:07:52,502 --> 01:07:54,436
He's the best, right?

1487
01:07:54,438 --> 01:07:56,938
You guys know each other?

1488
01:07:56,940 --> 01:08:00,909
Yeah, Mitchell and I go back.

1489
01:08:00,911 --> 01:08:02,010
Did you see this coming?

1490
01:08:06,449 --> 01:08:09,250
I should've known
it was too good to be true.

1491
01:08:09,252 --> 01:08:11,619
His feelings for me?

1492
01:08:11,621 --> 01:08:12,954
It was a fantasy.

1493
01:08:12,956 --> 01:08:15,723
A fake.

1494
01:08:15,725 --> 01:08:18,193
A love like that only
exists in the stars.

1495
01:08:25,234 --> 01:08:27,435
Have you dressed
yourself for today?

1496
01:08:27,437 --> 01:08:28,169
No.

1497
01:08:30,973 --> 01:08:34,242
Do you even have
any clean clothes?

1498
01:08:34,244 --> 01:08:35,110
I don't really need any.

1499
01:08:35,112 --> 01:08:37,579
I'm not going anywhere.

1500
01:08:37,581 --> 01:08:41,416
Brian isn't worth going
into a tailspin over.

1501
01:08:41,418 --> 01:08:43,585
It's not Brian.

1502
01:08:43,587 --> 01:08:47,388
Oh, it's not?

1503
01:08:47,390 --> 01:08:48,723
No.

1504
01:08:48,725 --> 01:08:49,958
Good.

1505
01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:52,961
Then you're ready to move on.

1506
01:08:52,963 --> 01:08:55,396
Sort of.

1507
01:08:55,398 --> 01:08:58,099
We still going to
Jenny's engagement party?

1508
01:08:58,101 --> 01:09:03,104
I mean, it's at the
art gallery, so.

1509
01:09:03,106 --> 01:09:04,272
Good.

1510
01:09:04,274 --> 01:09:05,840
I'll introduce you
to some people.

1511
01:09:05,842 --> 01:09:09,477
I don't know.

1512
01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:11,646
Thomas is going to be there.

1513
01:09:11,648 --> 01:09:14,315
I am not interested.

1514
01:09:14,317 --> 01:09:17,252
Honey, it's time.

1515
01:09:17,254 --> 01:09:20,488
You need to find someone new.

1516
01:09:20,490 --> 01:09:21,222
For me?

1517
01:09:35,137 --> 01:09:35,837
Ethan?

1518
01:09:39,308 --> 01:09:40,542
This just came for you.

1519
01:09:40,544 --> 01:09:41,709
Thanks.

1520
01:09:41,711 --> 01:09:44,679
And this just came for you.

1521
01:09:47,449 --> 01:09:50,051
Yes it did, yes it did.

1522
01:09:50,053 --> 01:09:51,519
Good boy.

1523
01:09:51,521 --> 01:09:53,221
Hello.

1524
01:09:53,223 --> 01:09:54,222
Rrr.

1525
01:09:54,224 --> 01:09:55,690
Who's a good doggy?

1526
01:09:59,061 --> 01:10:02,564
What's the matter with you?

1527
01:10:02,566 --> 01:10:04,199
I'm in love.

1528
01:10:04,201 --> 01:10:07,335
Me too, me too.

1529
01:10:07,337 --> 01:10:09,370
With a person.

1530
01:10:09,372 --> 01:10:12,207
I think I might actually
have a chance with Emily.

1531
01:10:12,209 --> 01:10:13,575
Cool.

1532
01:10:13,577 --> 01:10:15,210
That's kind of a dream
come true, isn't it?

1533
01:10:15,212 --> 01:10:17,378
Yeah, I know.

1534
01:10:17,380 --> 01:10:21,249
For the first time ever,
I'm starting to doubt her.

1535
01:10:21,251 --> 01:10:22,850
Well, of course you are.

1536
01:10:22,852 --> 01:10:25,520
This is the first time it
hasn't been just a fantasy.

1537
01:10:25,522 --> 01:10:27,989
But if you're in love,
what are you waiting for?

1538
01:10:27,991 --> 01:10:29,324
You can't love to
come fall in your lap.

1539
01:10:29,326 --> 01:10:31,826
You have to go get it.

1540
01:10:31,828 --> 01:10:33,895
Look, I've got to go.

1541
01:10:33,897 --> 01:10:36,331
Velma's dragging me to her
cousin's birthday party.

1542
01:10:36,333 --> 01:10:38,366
She wants to show off
her new face waxing.

1543
01:10:38,368 --> 01:10:39,734
She barely knows the girl.

1544
01:10:39,736 --> 01:10:42,003
By the way, she looks
like a glazed donut.

1545
01:10:42,005 --> 01:10:43,404
Ok.

1546
01:10:43,406 --> 01:10:46,074
Hey, Tully?

1547
01:10:46,076 --> 01:10:48,076
How did you guys get
together, anyway?

1548
01:10:48,078 --> 01:10:49,844
You have nothing
in common and all

1549
01:10:49,846 --> 01:10:51,512
you do is complain about her.

1550
01:10:51,514 --> 01:10:53,681
I'm not complaining about her.

1551
01:10:53,683 --> 01:10:55,950
The weird stuff is
what makes velma velma.

1552
01:10:55,952 --> 01:10:57,452
And yeah, she's got
a lot of quirks,

1553
01:10:57,454 --> 01:10:58,920
but that's all canceled
out by the fact

1554
01:10:58,922 --> 01:11:01,923
that she is the
coolest woman I know.

1555
01:11:01,925 --> 01:11:05,627
True love bleaches
out the blemishes.

1556
01:11:05,629 --> 01:11:07,195
That could be a hallmark card.

1557
01:11:07,197 --> 01:11:07,996
I'm going to send that in.

1558
01:11:18,607 --> 01:11:20,041
Sam, I need you to
do something for me.

1559
01:11:20,043 --> 01:11:21,409
Ok.

1560
01:11:21,411 --> 01:11:22,810
There's a party at the
art gallery tonight.

1561
01:11:22,812 --> 01:11:24,145
Lexie did the flowers
for it, and she told me

1562
01:11:24,147 --> 01:11:25,213
that Emily is gonna be there.

1563
01:11:25,215 --> 01:11:26,914
All right.

1564
01:11:26,916 --> 01:11:28,883
I want you to go there and tell
me how she looks-- you know,

1565
01:11:28,885 --> 01:11:30,251
her mood and stuff like that.

1566
01:11:30,253 --> 01:11:32,920
That sounds like
a weird assignment.

1567
01:11:32,922 --> 01:11:34,422
I'm gonna talk to
her tonight, Sam.

1568
01:11:34,424 --> 01:11:36,224
And I just need to know
she's ready for it.

1569
01:11:36,226 --> 01:11:36,991
Oh, Ethan.

1570
01:11:36,993 --> 01:11:38,726
She'll be ready.

1571
01:11:38,728 --> 01:11:39,594
Don't do anything stupid.

1572
01:11:39,596 --> 01:11:42,463
I'll be there in a bit.

1573
01:11:47,469 --> 01:11:48,202
We need to talk.

1574
01:11:50,606 --> 01:11:51,339
Ok.

1575
01:12:11,093 --> 01:12:14,028
Let me see the ring.

1576
01:12:14,030 --> 01:12:15,029
Congratulations.

1577
01:12:15,031 --> 01:12:15,997
Thank you.

1578
01:12:51,033 --> 01:12:51,866
Hello, Thomas.

1579
01:12:51,868 --> 01:12:52,667
Hello,

1580
01:12:52,669 --> 01:12:53,568
Mrs. atkins.

1581
01:12:53,570 --> 01:12:54,402
Emily.

1582
01:12:54,404 --> 01:12:55,370
Nice to see you.

1583
01:13:00,843 --> 01:13:02,844
I'm really sorry.

1584
01:13:02,846 --> 01:13:04,579
I never meant to fall
for her, it just--

1585
01:13:04,581 --> 01:13:05,413
what was the problem?

1586
01:13:08,150 --> 01:13:10,084
Was it because I didn't
move fast enough?

1587
01:13:10,086 --> 01:13:11,352
Because I didn't kiss you first?

1588
01:13:11,354 --> 01:13:12,153
No, no, no.

1589
01:13:12,155 --> 01:13:13,688
No, not at all.

1590
01:13:13,690 --> 01:13:15,256
Well, I'm never gonna
find anyone as good as you.

1591
01:13:15,258 --> 01:13:16,591
Not true.

1592
01:13:16,593 --> 01:13:17,992
There are plenty of
good guys out there,

1593
01:13:17,994 --> 01:13:22,397
and you've got qualities
to attract them.

1594
01:13:22,399 --> 01:13:23,765
Like what?

1595
01:13:23,767 --> 01:13:27,001
Well, um, you're,
uh, persistent.

1596
01:13:27,003 --> 01:13:28,603
And you're easy
to hang out with.

1597
01:13:28,605 --> 01:13:30,705
Really pretty, of course.

1598
01:13:30,707 --> 01:13:35,209
Some guy is gonna wanna eat
that kiss right off your face.

1599
01:13:35,211 --> 01:13:38,179
Um, just not this guy.

1600
01:13:41,550 --> 01:13:42,950
Out.

1601
01:13:42,952 --> 01:13:43,751
Ok.

1602
01:14:28,164 --> 01:14:30,665
Hi.

1603
01:14:30,667 --> 01:14:34,168
Oh, Emily, you have
something in your teeth.

1604
01:14:34,170 --> 01:14:35,636
Just use the mirror in my purse.

1605
01:15:20,516 --> 01:15:21,382
Emily.

1606
01:15:21,384 --> 01:15:23,050
I have to talk to you.

1607
01:15:23,052 --> 01:15:24,452
I have to talk to you.

1608
01:15:24,454 --> 01:15:27,388
Well, let me go first.

1609
01:15:27,390 --> 01:15:28,356
What is she doing?

1610
01:15:37,799 --> 01:15:40,334
Excuse me.

1611
01:15:40,336 --> 01:15:42,403
I just need your attention
for a couple moments.

1612
01:15:45,073 --> 01:15:50,244
I just want to congratulate
the happy couple.

1613
01:15:50,246 --> 01:15:52,079
Congratulations.

1614
01:15:52,081 --> 01:15:56,751
You know, what a perfect night--
two people in love deciding

1615
01:15:56,753 --> 01:16:00,221
to be together forever.

1616
01:16:00,223 --> 01:16:03,357
Is there anyone here
who would disagree

1617
01:16:03,359 --> 01:16:06,861
that that's not the most
perfect thing in all of life?

1618
01:16:06,863 --> 01:16:08,996
You know what?

1619
01:16:08,998 --> 01:16:14,235
I do know someone here who
would disagree with that.

1620
01:16:14,237 --> 01:16:16,671
Ethan Cooper.

1621
01:16:16,673 --> 01:16:19,273
Can I just take a
few moments to say

1622
01:16:19,275 --> 01:16:21,776
a couple things about Ethan?

1623
01:16:21,778 --> 01:16:23,210
No, no, no.

1624
01:16:23,212 --> 01:16:27,348
Wait, this-- this pertains
to you, I promise.

1625
01:16:27,350 --> 01:16:29,951
I know everything there is
to know about Ethan Cooper.

1626
01:16:29,953 --> 01:16:34,221
I've been faithfully stalking
him for six months now.

1627
01:16:34,223 --> 01:16:36,357
And tonight, it all
becomes worth it,

1628
01:16:36,359 --> 01:16:40,595
because I can read you some
excerpts from my journal.

1629
01:16:43,899 --> 01:16:46,934
Ok, may 12th.

1630
01:16:46,936 --> 01:16:49,136
"Ethan was hired to
break up Ginny dotson

1631
01:16:49,138 --> 01:16:50,438
from her boyfriend, Mike.

1632
01:16:55,243 --> 01:16:59,213
May 31st, Ginny dotson
broke up with Mike today."

1633
01:16:59,215 --> 01:17:02,583
He does this all the time.

1634
01:17:02,585 --> 01:17:06,153
This is what Ethan
Cooper does for a living.

1635
01:17:06,155 --> 01:17:08,489
He's a matchbreaker.

1636
01:17:08,491 --> 01:17:11,459
Mothers and fathers
hire Ethan to break up

1637
01:17:11,461 --> 01:17:13,060
their children with
boyfriends and girlfriends

1638
01:17:13,062 --> 01:17:13,961
that they don't like.

1639
01:17:17,332 --> 01:17:21,435
"June 18th, Ethan was hard
to break Mitchell tilten up

1640
01:17:21,437 --> 01:17:23,304
with his girlfriend, Trisha."

1641
01:17:23,306 --> 01:17:26,273
See, he does this all the time.

1642
01:17:26,275 --> 01:17:28,676
Emily, that's what
he's doing with you.

1643
01:17:28,678 --> 01:17:31,579
And he used me to help.

1644
01:17:31,581 --> 01:17:34,181
And the worst part
is I knew what

1645
01:17:34,183 --> 01:17:37,418
he was doing the whole time.

1646
01:17:40,322 --> 01:17:43,124
I knew that he just using me to
help break up Emily and Brian,

1647
01:17:43,126 --> 01:17:49,597
but I convinced myself
that he cared about me.

1648
01:17:49,599 --> 01:17:53,834
Not because I had
any evidence of that,

1649
01:17:53,836 --> 01:17:55,403
I just thought you
were a better man.

1650
01:17:59,541 --> 01:18:00,341
I've got more.

1651
01:18:04,346 --> 01:18:08,115
Uh, "August 18th.

1652
01:18:08,117 --> 01:18:16,057
Ethan worse boxers
with ducks on them."

1653
01:18:16,059 --> 01:18:17,458
Ok, I'm done.

1654
01:18:25,233 --> 01:18:26,100
I don't love you.

1655
01:18:56,364 --> 01:18:57,231
Those were my boxers.

1656
01:19:12,949 --> 01:19:21,422
Oh, when I see you
standing in the shadows,

1657
01:19:21,424 --> 01:19:28,763
I wonder why you hide
your pretty face away.

1658
01:19:28,765 --> 01:19:36,203
When I hear you
calling out my name,

1659
01:19:36,205 --> 01:19:42,042
you know I do it all to
make things right for you.

1660
01:19:42,044 --> 01:19:49,250
And when I feel you
shining like you shine,

1661
01:19:49,252 --> 01:19:55,256
that's when I know where
I'm supposed to be when

1662
01:19:55,258 --> 01:19:57,391
you're standing by my side.

1663
01:20:14,743 --> 01:20:16,243
Ok, you can do this.

1664
01:20:16,245 --> 01:20:18,579
You've done apologies before.

1665
01:20:18,581 --> 01:20:20,481
You've just got to go say, hey.

1666
01:20:20,483 --> 01:20:22,016
It's really easy.

1667
01:20:22,018 --> 01:20:22,983
This is fine.

1668
01:20:32,093 --> 01:20:32,827
Dagnabbit.

1669
01:20:37,799 --> 01:20:42,203
I, uh-- I just wanted to come
by and say how sorry I am.

1670
01:20:42,205 --> 01:20:43,671
I was an idiot, and I know--

1671
01:20:46,608 --> 01:20:47,341
chapter closed.

1672
01:20:55,817 --> 01:20:56,550
Emily.

1673
01:20:59,321 --> 01:21:00,988
I don't want to see you.

1674
01:21:00,990 --> 01:21:02,356
I'm sorry.

1675
01:21:02,358 --> 01:21:04,959
I can't believe
you would do that.

1676
01:21:04,961 --> 01:21:06,327
It was a mistake.

1677
01:21:06,329 --> 01:21:08,229
I can live my own life.

1678
01:21:08,231 --> 01:21:09,663
I know.

1679
01:21:09,665 --> 01:21:10,998
I'm sorry.

1680
01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:13,000
I don't want your apology.

1681
01:21:13,002 --> 01:21:15,369
I didn't come here
for your forgiveness.

1682
01:21:15,371 --> 01:21:17,071
I'm hoping for
that at some point,

1683
01:21:17,073 --> 01:21:20,407
but I realize it's not
going to happen right now.

1684
01:21:20,409 --> 01:21:21,876
Then why are you here?

1685
01:21:21,878 --> 01:21:24,178
I have to tell you something.

1686
01:21:24,180 --> 01:21:26,547
What?

1687
01:21:26,549 --> 01:21:28,983
He didn't take the money.

1688
01:21:28,985 --> 01:21:32,219
Ethan, before you found out
what he did for a living,

1689
01:21:32,221 --> 01:21:34,388
he refused the check.

1690
01:21:34,390 --> 01:21:37,224
He actually seems
like a fine young man.

1691
01:21:41,096 --> 01:21:44,431
For what it's worth, he
didn't take the money.

1692
01:22:14,796 --> 01:22:17,131
I need to talk to Mitchell.

1693
01:22:17,133 --> 01:22:18,532
We're eating dinner right now.

1694
01:22:18,534 --> 01:22:20,267
Yeah, well, it
really can't wait.

1695
01:22:23,972 --> 01:22:27,274
Sorry to interrupt your dinner,
but I need to borrow Mitchell.

1696
01:22:27,276 --> 01:22:29,376
What?

1697
01:22:29,378 --> 01:22:31,645
I can't accept this.

1698
01:22:31,647 --> 01:22:33,147
What do you mean?

1699
01:22:33,149 --> 01:22:34,615
I'm closing my business.

1700
01:22:34,617 --> 01:22:36,016
Come with me.

1701
01:22:39,955 --> 01:22:44,391
Oh, there's a girl that sings
at the green lady lounge,

1702
01:22:44,393 --> 01:22:45,893
and she'll be there tonight.

1703
01:22:45,895 --> 01:22:48,562
Here name is Emily atkins,
and you have to see her.

1704
01:22:48,564 --> 01:22:49,463
She's fantastic.

1705
01:22:53,068 --> 01:22:55,402
You're missing out
on a lot of money.

1706
01:22:55,404 --> 01:22:56,170
I know.

1707
01:22:56,172 --> 01:22:57,571
Have a nice dinner.

1708
01:23:48,223 --> 01:23:55,195
After you get what
you want, you don't want it.

1709
01:23:55,197 --> 01:24:02,336
If I gave you the moon,
you'd grow tired of it soon.

1710
01:24:02,338 --> 01:24:06,206
You're like a baby.

1711
01:24:06,208 --> 01:24:10,911
You want what you
want when you want it.

1712
01:24:10,913 --> 01:24:13,847
Ok, so how did it happen?

1713
01:24:13,849 --> 01:24:18,685
Ethan went into his
house and dragged him out.

1714
01:24:18,687 --> 01:24:19,686
To get you back together?

1715
01:24:19,688 --> 01:24:20,654
Yeah.

1716
01:24:20,656 --> 01:24:23,624
Mitchell's mom was so mad.

1717
01:25:01,796 --> 01:25:09,736
You're whispering
why you'll never leave me.

1718
01:25:09,738 --> 01:25:15,709
Whispering why you'll
never grieve me,

1719
01:25:15,711 --> 01:25:22,649
whispering, say that
you'll believe me.

1720
01:25:22,651 --> 01:25:29,123
Whispering that I love you.

1721
01:25:42,137 --> 01:25:42,970
Looking for a job?

1722
01:25:45,640 --> 01:25:46,440
Yep.

1723
01:25:48,776 --> 01:25:51,278
But it appears that my skill
set is a bit, um, niche.

1724
01:25:51,280 --> 01:25:52,646
Hmm.

1725
01:25:52,648 --> 01:25:54,348
I bet.

1726
01:25:54,350 --> 01:25:58,118
You know, a record producer
came to the lounge last night.

1727
01:25:58,120 --> 01:25:59,419
Really?

1728
01:25:59,421 --> 01:26:01,522
Did you talk to him?

1729
01:26:01,524 --> 01:26:04,324
He wants a demo.

1730
01:26:04,326 --> 01:26:06,527
That's great.

1731
01:26:06,529 --> 01:26:10,264
I guess I have to make a demo.

1732
01:26:10,266 --> 01:26:13,600
Yeah, that's fantastic.

1733
01:26:13,602 --> 01:26:14,635
Yeah.

1734
01:26:14,637 --> 01:26:17,037
Yeah, it's-- I'm really excited.

1735
01:26:17,039 --> 01:26:18,372
You deserve it.

1736
01:26:21,509 --> 01:26:25,279
Getting Trisha and Mitchell
back together, that cost you.

1737
01:26:25,281 --> 01:26:28,715
Didn't it?

1738
01:26:28,717 --> 01:26:30,851
The things you do for love.

1739
01:26:30,853 --> 01:26:31,585
Yeah.

1740
01:26:34,656 --> 01:26:36,823
Why are you sitting here?

1741
01:26:36,825 --> 01:26:42,062
I'm a jerk, a schemer, a
professional heartbreaker.

1742
01:26:42,064 --> 01:26:45,065
An idiot.

1743
01:26:45,067 --> 01:26:48,035
Yeah, that too.

1744
01:26:48,037 --> 01:26:49,803
So why would you
sit down with me?

1745
01:26:52,707 --> 01:26:54,942
Because love sees
past the imperfections.

1746
01:27:30,111 --> 01:27:31,411
Sam?

1747
01:27:31,413 --> 01:27:32,379
You ok?

1748
01:27:32,381 --> 01:27:33,113
Shh.

1749
01:27:43,124 --> 01:27:44,524
Sam?

1750
01:27:44,526 --> 01:27:47,094
I thought that was
you running in.

1751
01:27:47,096 --> 01:27:48,362
Why are you in such a hurry?

1752
01:27:48,364 --> 01:27:50,864
I was just looking
for some flowers.

1753
01:27:50,866 --> 01:27:54,268
Well, it's really great that
i ran into you, because I

1754
01:27:54,270 --> 01:27:56,303
want to invite you to my party.

1755
01:27:56,305 --> 01:27:58,138
Oh.

1756
01:27:58,140 --> 01:28:00,040
Oh, you know, I'm
actually busy that night.

1757
01:28:00,042 --> 01:28:00,874
Really?

1758
01:28:00,876 --> 01:28:02,276
Doing what?

1759
01:28:02,278 --> 01:28:05,946
I'm, uh, going out on a
date with my girlfriend.

1760
01:28:11,552 --> 01:28:13,053
Your girlfriend's Lexie?

1761
01:28:13,055 --> 01:28:14,421
Yeah.

1762
01:28:14,423 --> 01:28:16,757
We're really serious.

1763
01:28:16,759 --> 01:28:17,524
Incredibly serious.

1764
01:28:20,128 --> 01:28:24,665
We've actually kissed on the
lips like seven times already.

1765
01:28:24,667 --> 01:28:27,668
We'll probably kiss again
when we go on our date.

1766
01:28:27,670 --> 01:28:28,402
Not at your party.

1767
01:28:31,973 --> 01:28:32,973
Oh, ok.

1768
01:28:32,975 --> 01:28:35,342
I'm sorry, I didn't realize.

1769
01:28:35,344 --> 01:28:36,443
Don't worry about it.

1770
01:28:36,445 --> 01:28:38,578
Yeah, um, thanks
for the invite.

1771
01:28:38,580 --> 01:28:40,781
Sure.

1772
01:28:40,783 --> 01:28:42,449
See you later.

1773
01:28:42,451 --> 01:28:43,250
Bye.

1774
01:28:43,252 --> 01:28:43,984
Hmm.

1775
01:28:50,425 --> 01:28:53,827
So you want me to pretend
I'm your girlfriend too?

1776
01:28:53,829 --> 01:28:58,832
I don't know, you're kind
of expensive, like 30%.

1777
01:28:58,834 --> 01:29:00,667
Well, for the right guy,
i might do it for free.

1778
01:29:03,338 --> 01:29:06,940
Should we practice?

1779
01:29:06,942 --> 01:29:08,041
I'd like that.

1780
01:29:14,315 --> 01:29:15,515
Kissy, kissy, kissy.

1781
01:29:19,987 --> 01:29:22,289
Tully, what are you doing here?

1782
01:29:22,291 --> 01:29:24,558
I was fixing your,
um-- your, uh.

1783
01:29:24,560 --> 01:29:25,492
You're here for the dog.

1784
01:29:25,494 --> 01:29:26,927
He missed me.

1785
01:29:29,897 --> 01:29:30,831
Hey.

1786
01:29:30,833 --> 01:29:32,632
Hey.

1787
01:29:32,634 --> 01:29:34,000
You look different.

1788
01:29:34,002 --> 01:29:35,902
Oh yeah, I got a new
doggy razor for beast,

1789
01:29:35,904 --> 01:29:38,538
but I tried it on myself
first because his skin is

1790
01:29:38,540 --> 01:29:39,906
so sensitive.

1791
01:29:39,908 --> 01:29:41,174
Well, you look great.

1792
01:29:41,176 --> 01:29:42,142
Thanks.

1793
01:29:42,144 --> 01:29:43,410
Whatcha you doing here?

1794
01:29:43,412 --> 01:29:45,645
I'm fixing your,
uh-- your, uh--

1795
01:29:45,647 --> 01:29:46,980
he's here for the dog.

1796
01:29:46,982 --> 01:29:47,981
He missed me.

1797
01:29:47,983 --> 01:29:49,249
Oh, ok.

1798
01:29:49,251 --> 01:29:51,184
You know, you guys
need each other.

1799
01:29:51,186 --> 01:29:53,153
Why don't you just take him?

1800
01:29:53,155 --> 01:29:54,054
Yeah?

1801
01:29:54,056 --> 01:29:54,988
Yeah.

1802
01:29:54,990 --> 01:29:56,723
Did you hear that, beast?

1803
01:29:56,725 --> 01:29:58,658
You're coming home with me.

1804
01:29:58,660 --> 01:30:00,594
Velma is gonna love you.

1805
01:30:00,596 --> 01:30:02,863
You guys kinda
look the same, too.

1806
01:30:02,865 --> 01:30:06,833
Oh, hey, a box came for you.

1807
01:30:06,835 --> 01:30:08,034
Cool.

1808
01:30:08,036 --> 01:30:08,769
Nice.

1809
01:30:13,441 --> 01:30:15,242
I could probably use this.

1810
01:30:15,244 --> 01:30:16,009
Why?

1811
01:30:18,913 --> 01:30:24,217
Because of your annoying
habit of being so adorable.

1812
01:30:24,219 --> 01:30:25,051
Yeah.

1813
01:30:25,053 --> 01:30:26,219
I'm reading this first.

1814
01:30:26,221 --> 01:30:26,953
Lexie.

1815
01:30:30,892 --> 01:30:32,592
I have an idea.

1816
01:30:32,594 --> 01:30:34,227
How about we go to
the park, reading

1817
01:30:34,229 --> 01:30:36,563
my book aloud while
simultaneously

1818
01:30:36,565 --> 01:30:38,064
listening to your cd?

1819
01:30:38,066 --> 01:30:39,800
Hmm.

1820
01:30:39,802 --> 01:30:42,736
Can it immediately be followed
by watching a "twilight" movie

1821
01:30:42,738 --> 01:30:44,137
of your choice?

1822
01:30:44,139 --> 01:30:47,541
Hmm, that's far too much
excellence in one night.

1823
01:30:47,543 --> 01:30:48,975
I think you're right.

1824
01:30:48,977 --> 01:30:50,010
Let's go straight for the movie.

1825
01:31:02,790 --> 01:31:06,126
It's time to top off the
night with some team Jacob.

1826
01:31:06,128 --> 01:31:07,093
Edward.

1827
01:31:07,095 --> 01:31:08,995
Team Edward.

1828
01:31:10,933 --> 01:31:13,800
Oh, i
poked a bees' nest.

1829
01:31:13,802 --> 01:31:16,002
Now I've gone and done it.

1830
01:31:16,004 --> 01:31:20,407
I took a good thing
and messed it up.

1831
01:31:20,409 --> 01:31:24,277
All those things i
wish I didn't do,

1832
01:31:24,279 --> 01:31:27,013
but I'd take the fall as
long as is it's for you.

1833
01:31:27,015 --> 01:31:30,083
Uh, now I'm gonna have
to get my act together.

1834
01:31:30,085 --> 01:31:31,451
Tell me
about your daughter.

1835
01:31:31,453 --> 01:31:33,453
For starters, she's
socially awkward.

1836
01:31:33,455 --> 01:31:36,690
At one time, she was very
interested in, uh, manicuring.

1837
01:31:36,692 --> 01:31:39,593
She's really fashionable,
and he never matches

1838
01:31:39,595 --> 01:31:41,428
his belt with the shoes.

1839
01:31:41,430 --> 01:31:44,130
You give her a
science book, and she's

1840
01:31:44,132 --> 01:31:45,765
human chemistry.

1841
01:31:45,767 --> 01:31:47,501
So how did
she get a boyfriend?

1842
01:31:47,503 --> 01:31:49,269
We have no idea.

1843
01:31:49,271 --> 01:31:50,670
How did they meet?

1844
01:31:50,672 --> 01:31:53,340
She picked him up on
the side of the road.

1845
01:31:53,342 --> 01:31:54,608
Hitchhiking.

1846
01:31:54,610 --> 01:31:56,843
She was on her
skateboard, and that's

1847
01:31:56,845 --> 01:31:58,979
where she met this, um, fellow.

1848
01:31:58,981 --> 01:32:01,147
Kind of a turd in a
punchbowl kind of thing.

1849
01:32:01,149 --> 01:32:02,983
I hate to confess, but i
actually tried to pay the guy

1850
01:32:02,985 --> 01:32:04,150
off to get him to leave.

1851
01:32:04,152 --> 01:32:05,619
How much did you
offer him, honey?

1852
01:32:05,621 --> 01:32:07,120
Not enough.

1853
01:32:07,122 --> 01:32:10,857
He recently got her into
anime and that is not ok.

1854
01:32:10,859 --> 01:32:13,660
I don't even think that
they talked at all together.

1855
01:32:13,662 --> 01:32:14,895
When he came over--

1856
01:32:14,897 --> 01:32:16,396
they were texting
across the table.

1857
01:32:16,398 --> 01:32:17,564
He's a little bit of a bum.

1858
01:32:17,566 --> 01:32:18,865
I mean, she's a great girl.

1859
01:32:18,867 --> 01:32:20,000
She deserves a great guy.

1860
01:32:20,002 --> 01:32:21,301
He wants to breed ants.

1861
01:32:21,303 --> 01:32:22,569
I'm not really fond
of his skateboard.

1862
01:32:22,571 --> 01:32:23,837
Who breeds ants?

1863
01:32:23,839 --> 01:32:25,705
Long term is what
I'm worried about.

1864
01:32:25,707 --> 01:32:28,041
I mean, how are they gonna
provide for my grandchildren?

1865
01:32:28,043 --> 01:32:29,009
We need you.

1866
01:32:29,011 --> 01:32:30,143
We really need your help.

1867
01:32:30,145 --> 01:32:31,177
We love our daughter.

1868
01:32:31,179 --> 01:32:32,846
She's awkward, but we love her.

1869
01:32:32,848 --> 01:32:33,914
They've got to be broken up.

1870
01:32:33,916 --> 01:32:35,315
When could you start?