The Double (2013) EN

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You're in my place.

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I'm sorry?

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You're in my place.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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Hey, you!

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- Me?
- Visitors have to sign in.

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Oh wait, I've worked
here for seven years.

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- <i>I see you every day.</i>
- I don't work weekends...

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- I'm sorry?
- ...It is therefore impossible

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for you to see me every day. I.D.

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- Yeah, I...
- <i>Supplementary I.D.</i>

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Oh yeah, the funny thing
is I don't have any.

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It's actually in my case, which
is in the door of a train.

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- It got stuck.
- Do you think that's funny?

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No. No, it's actually more
upsetting than anything else.

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Don't make a jest of this, sir.

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I won't.

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Oh, um... Actually my
name is Simon James.

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Uh, you left off the
"J" in my last name.

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- I need to see your pass.
- Right.

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<i>Uh-huh.</i>

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Sorry.

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<i>Put your jacket on, son.</i>

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This isn't a brothel.

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No shirking! This is the big push!

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Plenty to do. The Colonel is counting
on each and every one of you, as am I.

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Mr. Papadopoulos, actually...
Mr. Papadopoulos, excuse me.

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Mr. Papadopoulos, I've finished up.

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In fact, I completed substantially
more than my quota.

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I took my jacket off only
because it's so hot,

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not because I mistook the
office for a brothel.

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Excellent job. That's the
type of initiative we need.

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How long have you been here, son?

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- Just started, eh?
- Yes sir, seven years ago.

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<i>You know we've been
pruning the dead wood.</i>

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The Colonel refuses to
carry any more passengers.

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Er, actually, I have some
rather exciting ideas

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I've been wanting to share
with the Colonel about how

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we could make our
reports more efficient.

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I think by using simple
regression analysis

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we could really reconfigure
the entire business.

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- My daughter's name is Melanie.
- <i>A nice name.</i>

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She's interning for the holidays.

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- Say hello, Melanie.
- Hello, Melanie.

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Stanley here is gonna
be your mentor.

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- Yes. What?
- An hour a day,

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at your discretion.
She's a good girl,

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- but no head for figures.
- Yeah.

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Idiot.

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- You can go now.
- Right. Yes, thank you.

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Because if I were to
find out how depressing

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and demeaning whatever the
fuck it is you do here,

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I might be forced to
feel sorry for you.

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Right. Well,

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I look forward to it.

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Hi.

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Copy.

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<i>Oh.</i>

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Why don't you print out two copies?
That would make sense.

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That would be what a
normal person would do.

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- Sorry.
- You can't use this place for one copy.

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- It was the same story yesterday.
- <i>Sorry.</i>

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- You're always sorry.
- Sorry about that.

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Hey, Hannah, can you stay late?

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- I've gotta get this thing lanced.
- Uh-huh.

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One copy.

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Yes, please.

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<i>I know.</i>

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<i>I know!</i>

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<i>Yes, mom, I'll be there.</i>

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I always work late.

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I'm trying to leave now.

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Because I'm talking to you. Yeah.

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Okay. Yes. Bye.

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You can rely on me. Okay.

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<i>People...</i>

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<i>The ultimate resource.</i>

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<i>Yet to some businesses
they all look the same.</i>

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<i>But the Colonel knows
people are different.</i>

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<i>The Colonel knows business is
people and people are business,</i>

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<i>making your business his business.</i>

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<i>Because the Colonel knows people.</i>

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<i>And the Colonel knows
that you demand</i>

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<i>the most powerful
data-processing system</i>

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<i>on the planet to make
sense of it all.</i>

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<i>The Colonel will show you people</i>

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<i>in a way your business
can understand.</i>

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<i>Because the Colonel knows
there's no such thing</i>

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<i>as special people.</i>

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Just people.

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- Which one was you?
- Which one...

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I don't know how to answer that.

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The one... the one that was me.

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He didn't look like you.
He had brown hair.

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We both have brown hair.

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I mean, I have... I...
We're the same person.

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- I'm not gonna die ever...
- I know.

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- ...so you can forget it.
- Okay.

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Will you stop talking?

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I'm trying to sleep.

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Your mother says
you're a strange boy.

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- <i>I'm sorry?</i>
- Your mother says you're a strange boy.

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Oh. Thank you.

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Let me see your hand.

105
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Oh, that's okay. I'm fine.

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You're not right.

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May I speak with you?

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Yes.

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Will you excuse me?

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Yes?

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There seems to be a
discrepancy in your bill.

112
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Oh yes, well, there was a
rather large cost increase

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- and no explanation, so I thought...
- There's a new price.

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- And why is that?
- Improvements.

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- That seems a little...
- <i>Unfair.</i>

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Yeah.

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Oh, sorry.

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Okay.

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That's all I have.

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Yeah.

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It's not enough.

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You shouldn't be doing that.

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Sorry.

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- And then what did you do?
- Sorry?

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And then what did you do?

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- I called the police.
- Right.

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Anything else?

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He waved at me.

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- Yeah?
- Right before he jumped he waved.

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How did he wave?

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- Did you wave back?
- I wonder why he did it.

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His note said he was lonely.
He should have got a dog.

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Or exercised more.
That's important.

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- Should I write that down?
- Maybe in parenthesis.

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- Does that mean brackets?
- What the fuck are brackets?

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- Did he suffer?
- Splat.

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Do you see this sort
of thing often?

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Every day. That's what
we do... suicides.

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- Only suicides?
- That's right.

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- For the whole city?
- We can barely cover the neighborhood.

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You know the funny thing is

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he would have landed on that awning if
he'd just jumped a few feet to the right.

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You see that? He would
have fallen, bounced off

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and landed somewhere about there.

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Probably would have survived.

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Horribly maimed,
of course, but still.

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If you get 'em to the hospital quick
enough to stop the brain swelling.

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You're not thinking of
killing yourself, are you?

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Sorry?

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- It's a simple question.
- No.

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- Should I put him down as a "no"?
- Put him down as a "maybe."

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What are you doing here?

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The man that jumped?

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- I saw it.
- How?

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I live in that building.

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I didn't know him.

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- He waved at me.
- Strange.

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It's the Colonel's ball tomorrow.

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Do you think you'll go?
I don't know if I'll go.

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It's mandatory. Everyone has to go.

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Hannah?

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Yeah?

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It's terrible to be alone too much.

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I think it was an orange
juice. I just...

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- Are they normally that rude here?
- Yes.

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- Then why do you come?
- I think I'm quite loyal.

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You'll have to hand in your
holo-badge and blaster.

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Come and get 'em.

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Holster your blaster, Jack.

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I like this show.

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<i>I don't mind dying.</i>

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<i>In fact, I'm getting
quite used to it.</i>

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<i>The way I figure it,
you only get one life.</i>

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<i>And like they say...</i>

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<i>There's no such thing
as second chances.</i>

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<i>Jack, this isn't you.</i>

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<i>Then who the hell is?</i>

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<i>He's in your heart.</i>

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<i>He's good and right and true.</i>

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I was lying when I said
I didn't know him.

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The man who jumped?
I kind of knew him.

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I'd never really met him.
I'd more confronted him.

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He was this person who'd been
following me around for a while,

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and I'd always see him,
no matter where I went...

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Like at the office, on the
subway, by my apartment.

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You know, in that little underpass
thing by the apartments?

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He'd just be there, watching.

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And I thought, "that's strange."
But, you know, whatever.

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Men look at women.
You get used to it.

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But then I found out that he lived above
me and I thought, "that's really odd."

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Like, did he follow me around because
he lived in the same building as me

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<i>and he got fixated? Or did he
get fixated and then move in?</i>

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<i>So anyway, eventually I
thought, "you know what?</i>

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Enough is enough." Because it was
actually getting frightening.

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Well, like a little bit frightening. It
was more annoying than frightening, so...

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I went up to him and he looked
over his shoulder at me

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as if to say, "who, me?"
Like he hadn't been stalking me.

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And so I looked at him square in the eyes
and I said, "what do you want from me?"

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<i>And he starts stumbling and mumbling</i>

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<i>and says, "I think I'm
falling for you."</i>

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<i>And I said, "do you think
just staring at me</i>

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<i>is some kind of meaningful gesture?</i>

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What exactly do you think
is going to happen here?

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Do you think you know who I am?

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You know, that if you
stare long enough,

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I'll just turn around one
day and I'll kiss you?

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Like we're going to
somehow be together?

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Stop fucking following me!"

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And he did.

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- <i>My God, when was this?</i>
- Last night.

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Do you think there's a connection?

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No. I mean, it sounds like he
had a lot of things going on.

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I mean, maybe he just wanted
somebody to notice him.

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You know, a person can get
really sick of just floating by.

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But I attract so many weirdos.

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<i>Anyway what's your story?</i>

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- <i>When did you move into the building?</i>
- A long time ago.

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Yeah, I definitely
didn't move in recently.

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Thanks for this.

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I feel better.

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Hey, I just got my ears pierced.

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That's weird, huh, at my age?

223
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No. I mean, you're not that old or weird.
You're just...

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- Hey, you got a call.
- Oh, it's not for me.

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Frumpy-looking guy named Simon?

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That's me. Yeah.

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Would you excuse me? Mom?

228
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No, it's just a night terror.

229
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No, that didn't ever happen.

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I know I'm a disappointment.

231
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I have to go now. I'm with a girl.

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Yes, a female girl.

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I don't know if she's fertile.

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"Thanks for the talk. Maybe
see you at the ball.

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Here, play a song for me. Hannah."

236
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No, nothing, you're not here.

237
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My card hasn't been working.

238
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Why does no one else
have to swipe in?

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- See you in there!
- Harris. Wait, Harris, he knows...

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Harris, could you please
tell her who I am?

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00:25:36,665 --> 00:25:38,898
- I've never seen this man before in my life.
- <i>You're not here.</i>

242
00:25:38,899 --> 00:25:40,831
- I've worked here for seven years.
- You're just not here.

243
00:25:40,832 --> 00:25:42,765
Why would I try to break into
something that's mandatory?

244
00:25:42,766 --> 00:25:44,998
- Planning on breaking in?
- You know what "mandatory" means?

245
00:25:44,999 --> 00:25:47,064
- 'Cause that's not allowed.
- It means that no one wants to be here.

246
00:25:47,065 --> 00:25:49,229
You don't know what I want.

247
00:26:08,598 --> 00:26:11,097
<i>♪ I was born</i>

248
00:26:11,098 --> 00:26:15,097
<i>♪ In east Virginia</i>

249
00:26:15,998 --> 00:26:19,531
<i>♪ North Carolina</i>

250
00:26:19,532 --> 00:26:22,329
<i>♪ I did love</i>

251
00:26:23,364 --> 00:26:26,097
<i>♪ There I met</i>

252
00:26:26,098 --> 00:26:30,331
<i>♪ A very pretty baby</i>

253
00:26:30,332 --> 00:26:33,765
<i>♪ Her name and age</i>

254
00:26:33,766 --> 00:26:37,096
<i>♪ I do not know</i>

255
00:26:38,331 --> 00:26:42,698
<i>♪ Well, in my heart you are ♪</i>

256
00:26:42,699 --> 00:26:45,731
<i>♪ My darling</i>

257
00:26:45,732 --> 00:26:48,698
<i>♪ At my door</i>

258
00:26:48,699 --> 00:26:52,863
<i>♪ You are welcome in</i>

259
00:26:53,431 --> 00:26:56,765
<i>♪ At my gate</i>

260
00:26:56,766 --> 00:27:00,096
<i>♪ I meet you, my darling</i>

261
00:27:00,965 --> 00:27:03,429
<i>♪ If your love</i>

262
00:27:03,997 --> 00:27:07,096
<i>♪ I could only win...</i>

263
00:27:07,831 --> 00:27:09,030
You're not meant to be here.

264
00:27:09,031 --> 00:27:10,631
I have worked here for seven years.

265
00:27:10,632 --> 00:27:12,064
I am an employee of this company.

266
00:27:12,065 --> 00:27:13,865
You'd be well-advised
to let go of me.

267
00:27:13,866 --> 00:27:16,463
Do not test my strength.

268
00:27:37,564 --> 00:27:39,364
<i>♪ Still in the night...</i>

269
00:27:39,365 --> 00:27:42,898
<i>♪ I'm dreaming about you...</i>

270
00:27:42,899 --> 00:27:45,064
Sir, this is not me.

271
00:27:45,065 --> 00:27:48,296
<i>This is not me.</i>

272
00:27:49,431 --> 00:27:52,163
No. This is not me, sir!

273
00:27:52,964 --> 00:27:56,464
<i>♪ Just the thought</i>

274
00:27:56,465 --> 00:28:00,564
<i>♪ Of you, my darling...</i>

275
00:28:00,565 --> 00:28:03,531
<i>♪ Sends aching pains</i>

276
00:28:03,532 --> 00:28:07,463
<i>♪ All through my breast.</i>

277
00:30:41,930 --> 00:30:44,564
I bought you a present, but I
decided it wasn't appropriate.

278
00:30:44,565 --> 00:30:46,062
Hmm?

279
00:30:50,498 --> 00:30:55,030
I bought you a present, but I
decided it wasn't appropriate.

280
00:30:55,031 --> 00:30:57,163
Oh.

281
00:30:58,398 --> 00:31:00,263
Okay.

282
00:31:20,664 --> 00:31:22,498
I really didn't kick it that hard.

283
00:31:22,499 --> 00:31:25,329
The hardness of the
kick was recorded.

284
00:31:27,797 --> 00:31:29,488
- Super.
- I don't know what I was thinking.

285
00:31:29,489 --> 00:31:32,564
- I've never done anything like that before.
- If I could just trouble you for your card?

286
00:31:32,565 --> 00:31:35,896
- Yeah.
- Magic.

287
00:31:39,030 --> 00:31:41,664
I'm afraid this card is corrupted.

288
00:31:41,665 --> 00:31:43,598
Corrupted? What does
that mean, "corrupted"?

289
00:31:43,599 --> 00:31:45,764
You will receive a replacement
within six to eight weeks.

290
00:31:45,765 --> 00:31:47,730
Well, how will I get in
and out of the building?

291
00:31:47,731 --> 00:31:49,329
Lovely.

292
00:31:50,930 --> 00:31:51,861
This one?

293
00:31:51,862 --> 00:31:53,509
Er, no, that one. And
it's worth checking

294
00:31:53,510 --> 00:31:55,697
- after a couple of screen pages.
- How do you not kill yourself?

295
00:31:55,698 --> 00:31:59,431
Jesus, that was brutal last night.
So embarrassing getting chucked out.

296
00:31:59,432 --> 00:32:02,598
- Hannah saw the whole thing, of course.
- Oh, yeah, you got it. That's it.

297
00:32:02,599 --> 00:32:05,365
Do you think you're being encouraging?
Is that why you keep saying things?

298
00:32:05,366 --> 00:32:07,864
Maybe you should get your printer
fixed is what I'm saying.

299
00:32:07,865 --> 00:32:09,897
- Are you touching my earlobe?
- Yes, I am.

300
00:32:09,898 --> 00:32:11,331
Aren't you like a
million years old?

301
00:32:11,332 --> 00:32:13,531
- Don't fight this.
- Harris, that's not appropriate.

302
00:32:13,532 --> 00:32:15,030
Why won't you die?

303
00:32:15,031 --> 00:32:18,864
<i>We could really use</i>
a bright young man like you.

304
00:32:18,865 --> 00:32:22,062
Especially right now, with
the big push and all.

305
00:32:23,764 --> 00:32:26,531
<i>I'd like to introduce everyone
to our newest co-worker.</i>

306
00:32:26,532 --> 00:32:28,964
<i>A bright young man who I'm
sure will be an asset.</i>

307
00:32:28,965 --> 00:32:32,598
<i>He was the only one not fired in
the final cull at our sister office.</i>

308
00:32:32,599 --> 00:32:34,897
<i>Even the cockroaches
didn't survive.</i>

309
00:32:34,898 --> 00:32:37,697
<i>Well, I'll let you get
started, young hotshot.</i>

310
00:32:37,698 --> 00:32:40,563
<i>Soon you'll have my job.</i>

311
00:32:41,331 --> 00:32:45,363
<i>Everyone, please
welcome James Simon.</i>

312
00:32:50,531 --> 00:32:53,730
There's no need to be alarmed.
My cleaning lady's a diabetic.

313
00:32:53,731 --> 00:32:55,030
We just need to jam a
cookie down his throat.

314
00:32:55,031 --> 00:32:56,697
No, no, sir, I'm not diabetic.

315
00:32:56,698 --> 00:32:58,697
- It's just a shock that...
- Don't worry, son.

316
00:32:58,698 --> 00:33:01,697
We're not replacing you. I'm not one
of these holier-than-thou types.

317
00:33:01,698 --> 00:33:04,697
Drugs can be healthy for a person.
<i>Just leave it out of the office.</i>

318
00:33:04,698 --> 00:33:05,997
No, no, not drugs, sir. No, no.

319
00:33:05,998 --> 00:33:07,797
Last night was a
mistake. And now...

320
00:33:07,798 --> 00:33:09,598
Now... now this strange
man, I just...

321
00:33:09,599 --> 00:33:11,730
No need for details.
It's happened to us all.

322
00:33:11,731 --> 00:33:14,329
Have a drink of water
then get back to work.

323
00:34:00,864 --> 00:34:02,531
Harris.

324
00:34:02,532 --> 00:34:04,930
Harris, have you spoken
to the new employee?

325
00:34:04,931 --> 00:34:07,331
- James? Yeah sure, I met him.
- And?

326
00:34:07,332 --> 00:34:08,697
He seems all right.

327
00:34:08,698 --> 00:34:10,730
But did you notice anything
strange about him?

328
00:34:10,731 --> 00:34:12,830
- I mean, did he remind you of anyone?
- No.

329
00:34:12,831 --> 00:34:14,730
- No one at the office?
- No.

330
00:34:14,731 --> 00:34:16,930
Okay. Would...

331
00:34:16,931 --> 00:34:18,697
Can I... could you...

332
00:34:18,698 --> 00:34:20,431
Would... could I please just...

333
00:34:20,432 --> 00:34:22,797
<i>You can...</i>

334
00:34:22,798 --> 00:34:25,096
Thank you.

335
00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:28,363
Yeah.

336
00:34:51,663 --> 00:34:55,796
- Who did you have in mind?
- Me, for instance.

337
00:34:56,663 --> 00:34:58,431
Oh yeah, suppose so.

338
00:34:58,432 --> 00:35:00,331
You suppose so?

339
00:35:00,332 --> 00:35:02,431
<i>Yeah yeah, you look just like him.</i>

340
00:35:02,432 --> 00:35:04,830
- Yes, I do, don't I?
- Yeah, and you're not even Chinese.

341
00:35:04,831 --> 00:35:06,697
- It's pretty fucked up.
- Yes, it is that.

342
00:35:06,698 --> 00:35:08,030
Now now why didn't you notice?

343
00:35:08,031 --> 00:35:09,864
Well, no offense, mate, but...

344
00:35:09,865 --> 00:35:11,997
You're pretty unnoticeable.

345
00:35:11,998 --> 00:35:14,896
Bit of a non-person.

346
00:36:53,097 --> 00:36:54,764
What'll it be?

347
00:36:54,765 --> 00:36:56,797
What, do you want to go...?
Okay, no, sorry then.

348
00:36:56,798 --> 00:37:00,064
I'll just have a...
Coke and a bagel.

349
00:37:00,065 --> 00:37:01,663
- We're out of bagels.
- Oh.

350
00:37:01,664 --> 00:37:03,830
Right, then, um...

351
00:37:03,831 --> 00:37:06,530
Right. Then I'll just...

352
00:37:06,531 --> 00:37:09,229
- Come on.
- Right, sorry, I just...

353
00:37:10,764 --> 00:37:14,331
I'll just... I can just have
the coke then, I guess.

354
00:37:14,332 --> 00:37:16,097
- A coke. And you?
- A coffee.

355
00:37:16,098 --> 00:37:17,797
- A coffee.
- And scrambled eggs.

356
00:37:17,798 --> 00:37:19,630
<i>We don't serve breakfast
in the evening.</i>

357
00:37:19,631 --> 00:37:22,097
- Why not?
- Because it says so on the menu.

358
00:37:22,098 --> 00:37:23,897
- Well, do you still have eggs here?
- Yeah.

359
00:37:23,898 --> 00:37:25,530
- And do you have a frying pan?
- Yeah.

360
00:37:25,531 --> 00:37:27,797
Then do me a favor and make
me some scrambled eggs.

361
00:37:27,798 --> 00:37:29,864
- Fine. Anything else?
- Bacon.

362
00:37:29,865 --> 00:37:31,497
- Bacon.
- And toast.

363
00:37:31,498 --> 00:37:33,064
- And toast.
- And a beer.

364
00:37:33,065 --> 00:37:34,764
And a beer. Anything else?

365
00:37:34,765 --> 00:37:36,030
- No, that's it.
- Are you sure?

366
00:37:36,031 --> 00:37:37,930
Just get me the damn food.

367
00:37:39,865 --> 00:37:42,030
- What? I'm hungry.
- No, it's just...

368
00:37:42,031 --> 00:37:44,463
I don't know, I would
have never done that.

369
00:37:44,464 --> 00:37:46,430
- You don't like eggs?
- No, I mean, I just...

370
00:37:46,431 --> 00:37:48,697
Don't think I would feel comfortable
talking to someone like that.

371
00:37:48,698 --> 00:37:50,730
She's a waitress. She's
here to serve us.

372
00:37:50,731 --> 00:37:53,030
If you don't tell her what you
actually want, how can she do her job?

373
00:37:53,031 --> 00:37:55,764
No, I can see that... She can
be a little short sometimes,

374
00:37:55,765 --> 00:37:58,330
and I do think being forthright
certainly has its place.

375
00:37:58,331 --> 00:38:00,697
And I'm not, like, criticizing
your behavior or anything.

376
00:38:00,698 --> 00:38:02,530
Here is your coffee,

377
00:38:02,531 --> 00:38:06,930
your beer and your breakfast.

378
00:38:06,931 --> 00:38:08,663
We're out of coke.

379
00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:22,097
You both have very beautiful hands.

380
00:38:22,098 --> 00:38:24,096
To be continued.

381
00:38:25,330 --> 00:38:27,363
Don't go anywhere.

382
00:38:27,364 --> 00:38:29,663
The dark-haired one is a dirty dirty
thing. Which one do you want?

383
00:38:29,664 --> 00:38:32,430
- I'm sorry?
- I prefer the brunette, but either way.

384
00:38:32,431 --> 00:38:34,430
That's all right,
you can have both.

385
00:38:34,431 --> 00:38:37,163
- Never again.
- I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

386
00:38:38,630 --> 00:38:40,530
- Hey, watch it, will you?
- Sorry, sorry.

387
00:38:40,531 --> 00:38:42,330
What the fuck are you
gonna do about it?

388
00:38:42,331 --> 00:38:43,697
Hi, I don't think we've talked.

389
00:38:43,698 --> 00:38:45,976
Would you mind holding
this for me? Thank you.

390
00:38:47,864 --> 00:38:49,630
We should leave.

391
00:39:21,597 --> 00:39:23,862
How come you don't
have a girlfriend?

392
00:39:24,397 --> 00:39:26,296
I don't know.

393
00:39:27,630 --> 00:39:29,397
<i>You a flamer?</i>

394
00:39:29,398 --> 00:39:32,330
No, there's someone I've
been thinking about.

395
00:39:32,331 --> 00:39:33,730
A lot.

396
00:39:33,731 --> 00:39:36,097
- Like some fantasy shit?
- No, she's real.

397
00:39:36,098 --> 00:39:37,864
A person.

398
00:39:37,865 --> 00:39:40,929
- So what's the problem?
- I don't know.

399
00:39:43,363 --> 00:39:46,395
I have all these things that I
want to say to her, like...

400
00:39:47,597 --> 00:39:52,463
Like how I can tell that she's a lonely
person, even if other people can't.

401
00:39:52,464 --> 00:39:55,463
'Cause... 'Cause I know
what it feels like

402
00:39:55,464 --> 00:39:59,096
<i>to be lost and lonely
and invisible.</i>

403
00:40:00,363 --> 00:40:03,864
Simon, you have to go
after what you want.

404
00:40:03,865 --> 00:40:07,630
I would tear the asshole off an elephant
for a piece of trim I wanted that bad.

405
00:40:07,631 --> 00:40:11,295
<i>I've tried talking to her, but
I don't know how to be myself.</i>

406
00:40:12,463 --> 00:40:16,328
It's like I'm permanently
outside myself.

407
00:40:18,463 --> 00:40:24,263
Like... like you could push your hand
straight through me if you wanted to.

408
00:40:25,563 --> 00:40:28,530
And I couldn't see the type
of man that I wanna be

409
00:40:28,531 --> 00:40:30,430
versus the type of
man I actually am.

410
00:40:30,431 --> 00:40:35,796
And I know that I'm doing it, but I'm
incapable of doing what needs to be done.

411
00:40:36,330 --> 00:40:38,462
I'm like Pinocchio.

412
00:40:39,563 --> 00:40:41,630
I'm a wooden boy,

413
00:40:41,631 --> 00:40:44,229
not a real boy.

414
00:40:45,430 --> 00:40:47,896
And it kills me.

415
00:43:17,063 --> 00:43:19,430
<i>Hey, it's okay. He's with me.</i>

416
00:43:19,431 --> 00:43:20,897
Oh. Please.

417
00:43:20,898 --> 00:43:23,395
Any friend of James's
is a friend of mine.

418
00:43:28,330 --> 00:43:30,063
I'm not even making
that up, really.

419
00:43:30,064 --> 00:43:32,663
Oh, Harris, did you get a chance
to take a look at that report yet?

420
00:43:32,664 --> 00:43:34,597
Ah, good, thank you. No, not now.

421
00:43:34,598 --> 00:43:37,029
And, uh, Rudolph,
no rush on the coffee.

422
00:43:37,030 --> 00:43:39,929
I'll take a nap or something.

423
00:44:02,563 --> 00:44:04,830
- What switch?
- What switch?

424
00:44:04,831 --> 00:44:06,897
The switch. You're taking
the aptitude test for me.

425
00:44:06,898 --> 00:44:08,864
We-we went through all this
last night, the switch.

426
00:44:08,865 --> 00:44:10,530
- Please stop saying "the switch."
- You said you would help me

427
00:44:10,531 --> 00:44:11,996
with all this boring office-work
crap like this test.

428
00:44:11,997 --> 00:44:15,096
I've got reports to finish. I am out
of my booth. I have to teach Melanie.

429
00:44:15,097 --> 00:44:17,063
Just take the test.
I'll babysit for an hour.

430
00:44:17,064 --> 00:44:19,830
- Do you even know what we do here?
- What's to know?

431
00:44:21,398 --> 00:44:22,963
What if we get caught?

432
00:44:22,964 --> 00:44:26,295
Well, how will we get caught?
We have the same face.

433
00:44:27,397 --> 00:44:29,864
You may now turn over your paper.

434
00:44:29,865 --> 00:44:32,397
<i>Look at the two screens</i>

435
00:44:32,398 --> 00:44:35,562
<i>and identify the next
figure in the sequence.</i>

436
00:44:40,530 --> 00:44:42,463
All the boys in my school are
so childish, so immature.

437
00:44:42,464 --> 00:44:44,463
No, nothing but a batch
of raging hormones.

438
00:44:44,464 --> 00:44:46,029
It's like daddy wanted me to go
on a date with his friend's son.

439
00:44:46,030 --> 00:44:47,730
Like just 'cause we're the
same age doesn't mean

440
00:44:47,731 --> 00:44:49,430
- <i>we have anything in common.</i>
- Mm-hmm, no.

441
00:44:49,431 --> 00:44:52,896
It's no substitute for a real spiritual
connection or... or finding your soul mate.

442
00:44:54,063 --> 00:44:56,130
I don't know, I've always
felt that emotional maturity

443
00:44:56,131 --> 00:45:00,463
is totally unrelated to material age.
I'm just interested in the real person.

444
00:45:00,464 --> 00:45:03,430
- Do you drink coffee?
- No.

445
00:45:03,431 --> 00:45:05,128
Would you like to try one?

446
00:45:06,530 --> 00:45:09,562
- Finished already?
- Yes, sorry.

447
00:45:10,430 --> 00:45:12,430
When do you think you'll
have the results?

448
00:45:12,431 --> 00:45:15,896
For you, right away.

449
00:45:20,730 --> 00:45:23,530
But you need to realize
that data entry

450
00:45:23,531 --> 00:45:26,697
and collection and
computers and stuff,

451
00:45:26,698 --> 00:45:29,830
it can be sensual. It
does have a romance.

452
00:45:29,831 --> 00:45:32,463
It can be sexy. All these
lives that we're recording,

453
00:45:32,464 --> 00:45:34,797
their hopes, their
dreams, their loves...

454
00:45:34,798 --> 00:45:38,497
Each person out there,
apart yet connected.

455
00:45:38,498 --> 00:45:42,162
We're giving these faceless
people immortality.

456
00:45:42,996 --> 00:45:44,597
Wow.

457
00:45:44,598 --> 00:45:46,995
That's an amazing way
of looking at it.

458
00:45:50,698 --> 00:45:53,330
These results are off
the charts, James.

459
00:45:53,331 --> 00:45:55,463
I knew we hired the right
man, I just knew it.

460
00:45:55,464 --> 00:45:56,896
Thank you, sir.

461
00:45:56,897 --> 00:45:59,096
Where is the kid from that desk?

462
00:45:59,097 --> 00:46:01,463
He's been here a while;
Just between you and me,

463
00:46:01,464 --> 00:46:04,497
- he hasn't impressed.
- I'm sure there must be some explanation.

464
00:46:04,498 --> 00:46:07,397
Sticking up for a co-worker even
though he has limited ability...

465
00:46:07,398 --> 00:46:09,829
I like that. Very admirable.

466
00:46:11,697 --> 00:46:13,497
- So?
- Where were you?

467
00:46:13,498 --> 00:46:15,630
<i>- How did I do?</i>
- You aced it.

468
00:46:15,631 --> 00:46:18,764
- Oh! I knew it.
- I told you to be back an hour ago.

469
00:46:18,765 --> 00:46:20,463
<i>Oh, don't worry about it,
the old man's an idiot.</i>

470
00:46:20,464 --> 00:46:21,829
<i>We are gonna be running this place.</i>

471
00:46:21,830 --> 00:46:25,061
All right, so I will leave you to
finish up and get out of your hair.

472
00:46:26,630 --> 00:46:28,730
Where is she? There she is!

473
00:46:28,731 --> 00:46:32,762
Oh, you got me. You got me.

474
00:46:35,063 --> 00:46:38,463
And it's a good thing I fixed my printer.
Just used a little elbow grease,

475
00:46:38,464 --> 00:46:40,430
so I won't be needing
to come down as much.

476
00:46:40,431 --> 00:46:42,463
When you rub them together
they usually sound like crickets,

477
00:46:42,464 --> 00:46:44,397
- but... I've lost it.
- And I'm sorry

478
00:46:44,398 --> 00:46:46,430
I missed you at the Colonel's
ball the other night.

479
00:46:46,431 --> 00:46:48,597
- I think they've changed the cups.
- Well, back to work.

480
00:46:48,598 --> 00:46:51,497
Hmm. Strange.

481
00:46:51,498 --> 00:46:54,029
- Hey, that went great!
- I don't know.

482
00:46:54,030 --> 00:46:57,563
Leave her wanting more. Did you use the
line about the elbow grease? That's erotic.

483
00:46:57,564 --> 00:46:59,397
<i>Okay, within a week you're
going to get hand on boob.</i>

484
00:46:59,398 --> 00:47:02,363
That is a promise. Now we stick
to the plan, okay? No contact.

485
00:47:02,364 --> 00:47:04,462
Cold Turkey for a
few days. All right?

486
00:47:12,096 --> 00:47:13,963
Yeah yeah, she's
definitely looking at you.

487
00:47:13,964 --> 00:47:16,330
You had a little setback at
the ball, but now she's going

488
00:47:16,331 --> 00:47:18,497
"how come Simon hasn't been down to
see me? Why is he being all mysterious?

489
00:47:18,498 --> 00:47:20,430
What's going on in that
magnificent mind of his?"

490
00:47:20,431 --> 00:47:22,096
- Do you really think she's looking at me?
- Yeah.

491
00:47:22,097 --> 00:47:23,630
- All right, now lick your lips.
- Yeah. What?

492
00:47:23,631 --> 00:47:24,863
It sends out a subliminal
sexual signal.

493
00:47:24,864 --> 00:47:27,730
Show the tongue, but be careful
not to look like a lizard. Go.

494
00:47:27,731 --> 00:47:29,562
<i>Yeah, now.</i>

495
00:47:30,430 --> 00:47:32,529
- I feel so stupid.
- Here we go.

496
00:47:33,363 --> 00:47:35,428
Oh... oh.

497
00:47:38,430 --> 00:47:39,729
Is that okay if I stand here?

498
00:47:39,730 --> 00:47:41,395
- Yes, it is.
- Hmm.

499
00:47:43,663 --> 00:47:46,395
So I was thinking maybe we
should meet up sometime.

500
00:47:47,963 --> 00:47:49,996
Just you and me.

501
00:48:09,063 --> 00:48:11,029
<i>This is obviously making
you uncomfortable.</i>

502
00:48:11,030 --> 00:48:12,996
- <i>I was wondering if he mentioned me.</i>
- No, it isn't.

503
00:48:12,997 --> 00:48:15,063
- When you say you've never
met anyone like James...
- Yes.

504
00:48:15,064 --> 00:48:17,430
- I've never met anyone like James.
- I find that hard to process.

505
00:48:17,431 --> 00:48:18,963
- <i>What's hard to process about it?</i>
- What is so unique about him?

506
00:48:18,964 --> 00:48:20,995
- I don't know.
- Try to think.

507
00:48:22,363 --> 00:48:24,063
- He has something.
- Yes, okay, but you've

508
00:48:24,064 --> 00:48:25,963
never even spoken to him, so how
can you know if he has something?

509
00:48:25,964 --> 00:48:27,896
I think you can tell
by looking at someone.

510
00:48:27,897 --> 00:48:30,397
- By looking at someone? I don't under...
- <i>Yes, fuck!</i>

511
00:48:30,398 --> 00:48:32,696
- <i>I'll tell him myself.</i>
- Let's not do that. That won't work.

512
00:48:32,697 --> 00:48:34,796
- <i>I'm putting myself on
the line, I'm vulnerable...</i>
- I understand that.

513
00:48:34,797 --> 00:48:36,430
- I thought you might wanna help.
- <i>I didn't mean to impose.</i>

514
00:48:36,431 --> 00:48:38,063
No knife to your throat
so don't worry about it.

515
00:48:38,064 --> 00:48:39,463
- No, no, I wanna tell him. Please let me.
- Really?

516
00:48:39,464 --> 00:48:40,563
- Yes, I will tell him.
- Are you sure?

517
00:48:40,564 --> 00:48:41,829
<i>- Yes.
- My God, thank you.</i>

518
00:48:41,830 --> 00:48:43,430
- Thank you.
- That's great, thank you.

519
00:48:43,431 --> 00:48:46,463
- Okay.
- Um, thanks, er...

520
00:48:46,464 --> 00:48:48,863
- Simon.
- ...Simon. I'm sorry.

521
00:48:48,864 --> 00:48:51,330
I'm just flustered, but
that's great, thank you.

522
00:48:51,331 --> 00:48:53,397
- Are your hands normally this warm?
- Quite often.

523
00:48:53,398 --> 00:48:56,096
Hmm. And when did you
think our food will arrive?

524
00:48:56,097 --> 00:48:57,696
It normally takes awhile.

525
00:48:57,697 --> 00:49:00,996
<i>I can't say I'm surprised,</i>
but I think this is a good thing.

526
00:49:00,997 --> 00:49:02,863
We'll make a date and
you can go as me.

527
00:49:02,864 --> 00:49:04,630
- I'll give you more coaching.
- Do you think that's ethical?

528
00:49:04,631 --> 00:49:07,696
Er, don't take this the wrong way, but
I think it's unlikely you'll be able

529
00:49:07,697 --> 00:49:09,530
to get into an unethical
situation on a first date.

530
00:49:09,531 --> 00:49:11,729
"Unethical," that's very sweet.

531
00:49:11,730 --> 00:49:13,662
<i>When you're walking with a
woman or standing next to one,</i>

532
00:49:13,663 --> 00:49:15,662
<i>you wanna put your hand on their
lower back, not the ass...</i>

533
00:49:15,663 --> 00:49:18,063
They sometimes get upset
about that... but just above it.

534
00:49:18,064 --> 00:49:20,430
It shows you're interested, but you can
push them down the stairs at any moment.

535
00:49:20,431 --> 00:49:22,063
- Why?
- Because you've got leverage.

536
00:49:22,064 --> 00:49:23,896
- So wait, here? What?
- Stop that. That's gay.

537
00:49:23,897 --> 00:49:25,330
- But you just did it to me.
- Yes, but it was me.

538
00:49:25,331 --> 00:49:26,863
- Do you see the difference?
- Oh.

539
00:49:26,864 --> 00:49:28,330
You can't be doing anything gay.
No ice-cream cones.

540
00:49:28,331 --> 00:49:29,696
- I like ice cream.
- Of course. It's delicious.

541
00:49:29,697 --> 00:49:31,662
Ice cream is fine in a
cup, but in a cone is gay

542
00:49:31,663 --> 00:49:33,530
- unless you're with a woman at the time.
- Anything else?

543
00:49:33,531 --> 00:49:34,929
No riding on a motorcycle
with another man.

544
00:49:34,930 --> 00:49:36,597
Exceptions are drive-by
shootings, bomb throwings

545
00:49:36,598 --> 00:49:38,497
and purse snatchings.
Anything else is gay.

546
00:49:38,498 --> 00:49:40,330
- You seem to know a lot about this.
- Defense wins championships.

547
00:49:40,331 --> 00:49:41,929
You need to tell them how
great you are all the time,

548
00:49:41,930 --> 00:49:44,030
- which means make things up.
- What if they find out?

549
00:49:44,031 --> 00:49:46,530
Make it hard to research, like you
were the captain of a Jai-Alai team

550
00:49:46,531 --> 00:49:47,963
or a brigadier general in the
Navy. Something like that.

551
00:49:47,964 --> 00:49:49,597
I don't think anybody
would believe that.

552
00:49:49,598 --> 00:49:51,029
Then change the subject
and deny everything.

553
00:49:51,030 --> 00:49:54,895
- I just don't know if that's me.
- That's why it's so good.

554
00:50:30,929 --> 00:50:33,795
<i>Just say something.</i>

555
00:50:34,629 --> 00:50:36,562
I used to be an olympic swimmer.

556
00:50:36,563 --> 00:50:38,463
<i>Go to the bathroom now.</i>

557
00:50:38,464 --> 00:50:40,795
Excuse me. I'm sorry.

558
00:50:44,096 --> 00:50:46,063
- What the fuck?
- <i>I can't do this</i>

559
00:50:46,064 --> 00:50:47,729
with you shouting in
my ear like that.

560
00:50:47,730 --> 00:50:49,662
This would be fine if
you'd do what I tell you.

561
00:50:49,663 --> 00:50:52,397
Like jam my knee between her thighs?
I can't do things like that.

562
00:50:52,398 --> 00:50:54,363
I know, that's why
you're gonna die alone.

563
00:50:54,364 --> 00:50:58,063
Sorry, that was cruel. I'm just...
I'm just so frustrated for you.

564
00:50:58,064 --> 00:51:01,262
Look, just give me your jacket.
I'll patch things up, okay?

565
00:51:02,763 --> 00:51:03,963
- I'm sorry.
- <i>Don't be sorry.</i>

566
00:51:03,964 --> 00:51:05,662
No, I am. I've screwed this up.

567
00:51:05,663 --> 00:51:07,430
You can't help it. You're
just not good at this.

568
00:51:07,431 --> 00:51:09,908
- I know.
- <i>I know you know. Give me your jacket.</i>

569
00:51:10,096 --> 00:51:12,529
Wait, did you move tables?

570
00:51:12,530 --> 00:51:14,029
No.

571
00:51:16,464 --> 00:51:19,397
- <i>Hey, what are you doing?
- I'm leaving, is that okay?</i>

572
00:51:19,398 --> 00:51:22,395
No, why?

573
00:51:25,964 --> 00:51:30,128
<i>♪ ...blue blue, blue chateau... ♪</i>

574
00:51:35,996 --> 00:51:39,096
just put it back on the
hanger, thank you.

575
00:51:41,663 --> 00:51:44,029
<i>♪ ...blue blue, blue chateau... ♪</i>

576
00:52:19,562 --> 00:52:22,863
<i>♪ ...blue blue, blue chateau ♪</i>

577
00:52:22,864 --> 00:52:27,896
<i>♪ Blue, blue, blue,
blue, blue, blue ♪</i>

578
00:52:27,897 --> 00:52:32,928
<i>♪ Chateau...</i>

579
00:53:04,029 --> 00:53:05,696
Excuse me.

580
00:53:05,697 --> 00:53:07,763
Did you see a man
who looks exactly like me

581
00:53:07,764 --> 00:53:10,462
- walk in here with a woman?
- This boy's not serious.

582
00:53:10,463 --> 00:53:12,729
- <i>Visitors have to sign in.</i>
- I'm not a visitor.

583
00:53:20,462 --> 00:53:23,763
<i>No, I have to go.
No, I really have to go.</i>

584
00:53:23,764 --> 00:53:25,629
Okay, but I have to go.

585
00:53:25,630 --> 00:53:27,696
Yeah, I have to go.

586
00:53:27,697 --> 00:53:29,696
No, it isn't, I need
to go. It's fine.

587
00:53:29,697 --> 00:53:31,662
I'm at work.

588
00:53:31,663 --> 00:53:34,428
Okay.

589
00:53:35,429 --> 00:53:40,496
Hi. Uh, I know the policy, but my
printer is actually broken again, so.

590
00:53:40,497 --> 00:53:43,330
- How's your growth?
- Hannah, the creepy guy's here again.

591
00:53:43,331 --> 00:53:44,830
Yeah.

592
00:53:45,630 --> 00:53:47,829
- Hi, creepy guy.
- <i>Hey, Hannah.</i>

593
00:53:47,830 --> 00:53:49,896
I was just telling your colleague
that I know the policy,

594
00:53:49,897 --> 00:53:51,729
but my printer is
actually broken again.

595
00:53:51,730 --> 00:53:53,662
- Oh, I thought you fixed it with elbow grease.
- Yes.

596
00:53:53,663 --> 00:53:55,896
Want me to call someone up to
fix it? What's your desk number?

597
00:53:55,897 --> 00:53:58,362
- Hi, I'm with somebody whose printer is broken.
- Oh no, no. No, no.

598
00:53:58,363 --> 00:54:00,896
No, no, no, no, I actually need
the copy pretty urgently, yeah.

599
00:54:00,897 --> 00:54:03,829
Uh... it's a report of special
importance to the Colonel.

600
00:54:03,830 --> 00:54:05,562
He's taken a particular
interest in my findings lately.

601
00:54:05,563 --> 00:54:07,462
I haven't actually
met him in person,

602
00:54:07,463 --> 00:54:09,362
but I think he knows a lot about
my work, so maybe I'll just...

603
00:54:09,363 --> 00:54:13,796
Oh, that reminds me, you had
your date with James, did you?

604
00:54:13,797 --> 00:54:15,795
Was that last night?

605
00:54:16,963 --> 00:54:18,596
Did you want me to photocopy that?

606
00:54:18,597 --> 00:54:21,362
Yes, please. That is why I'm here.

607
00:55:04,696 --> 00:55:06,462
One copy.

608
00:55:06,463 --> 00:55:08,896
- So how'd it go?
- How did what go?

609
00:55:08,897 --> 00:55:12,796
With James. I just wanted to ask <i>'cause I
didn't see you on the train this morning.</i>

610
00:55:12,797 --> 00:55:14,696
Not that I'm in the habit
of seeing you on the train,

611
00:55:14,697 --> 00:55:16,362
but I wanted to ask 'cause
I made the introduction.

612
00:55:16,363 --> 00:55:17,796
- Thanks for the introduction.
- I wanted to make sure...

613
00:55:17,797 --> 00:55:19,675
That he didn't take
advantage of me?

614
00:55:20,429 --> 00:55:22,429
Did he?

615
00:55:22,430 --> 00:55:24,896
<i>Do that? 'Cause then
I'd feel responsible</i>

616
00:55:24,897 --> 00:55:27,329
- <i>'cause I made the introduction.</i>
- That's very kind of you.

617
00:55:27,330 --> 00:55:28,729
- <i>So you're okay?</i>
- I'm okay.

618
00:55:28,730 --> 00:55:30,562
Okay, good. Then
that's fine. Thank you.

619
00:55:30,563 --> 00:55:32,796
That's a relief, actually,
to me. That's relieved me,

620
00:55:32,797 --> 00:55:35,496
because I made the introduction
is all. Thank you, good.

621
00:55:35,497 --> 00:55:36,996
Guess who.

622
00:55:36,997 --> 00:55:39,029
Oh God. This is Melanie.
Hi, Melanie.

623
00:55:39,030 --> 00:55:40,696
- We've met.
- Have we?

624
00:55:40,697 --> 00:55:42,863
Yeah. Papadopoulos
asked me to tutor her.

625
00:55:42,864 --> 00:55:44,696
- He's the best teacher I've ever had.
- Thank you.

626
00:55:44,697 --> 00:55:46,696
- I'm learning a lot.
- Well, she's a good student.

627
00:55:46,697 --> 00:55:50,394
- Pupil, so. So we'll get back to work.
- A lot.

628
00:55:50,929 --> 00:55:52,561
Okay.

629
00:55:56,396 --> 00:55:58,462
I'm not actually meant to be
here, but I have a report

630
00:55:58,463 --> 00:56:00,662
that I think would be of
interest to Mr. Papadopoulos.

631
00:56:00,663 --> 00:56:02,063
Sorry, my name is Simon James,

632
00:56:02,064 --> 00:56:04,529
but I don't have my I.D.
Or my supplementary I.D.

633
00:56:04,530 --> 00:56:07,529
The only thing it hasn't been is
consistent. I'll be one moment.

634
00:56:07,530 --> 00:56:09,829
This is the report I
was telling you about.

635
00:56:09,830 --> 00:56:11,496
Great work, James!

636
00:56:11,497 --> 00:56:12,963
That's the type of
initiative I like.

637
00:56:12,964 --> 00:56:14,629
Oh, thank you, sir. I just
think a man should do

638
00:56:14,630 --> 00:56:16,829
the best he can possibly
do at the work he's doing.

639
00:56:16,830 --> 00:56:18,863
- But, sir, I...
- I don't know what I'm paying you for.

640
00:56:18,864 --> 00:56:21,362
This guy just started.
Why can't you work like that?

641
00:56:21,363 --> 00:56:22,042
I just started.

642
00:56:22,043 --> 00:56:24,629
Sir, I think I have to make
something clear here. I...

643
00:56:24,630 --> 00:56:25,929
Use words.

644
00:56:25,930 --> 00:56:27,863
Look, I'm not angry with you, son,

645
00:56:27,864 --> 00:56:30,362
I just hope you can raise the
level of your performance.

646
00:56:30,363 --> 00:56:32,496
Hell! Why don't you
work with James here?

647
00:56:32,497 --> 00:56:34,462
See if you can help him
put something together.

648
00:56:34,463 --> 00:56:35,863
I would really like that.

649
00:56:35,864 --> 00:56:38,429
Yeah, Mr. P, that's
a fantastic idea.

650
00:56:38,430 --> 00:56:40,461
I'm a good worker. I...

651
00:56:45,496 --> 00:56:48,294
So this is the great James Simon.

652
00:56:58,063 --> 00:57:00,096
This used to be my favorite song.

653
00:57:00,097 --> 00:57:02,029
There's no song playing.

654
00:57:02,030 --> 00:57:04,796
And you hate music.

655
00:57:04,797 --> 00:57:08,261
I think the nurse
stole my undershirt.

656
00:57:13,929 --> 00:57:17,096
You're right, I do hate music.

657
00:57:17,097 --> 00:57:20,427
<i>You're still not right.</i>

658
00:57:23,329 --> 00:57:26,028
Make the cut deep.

659
00:57:30,562 --> 00:57:32,329
- Oh, excuse me, sir?
- Yeah?

660
00:57:32,330 --> 00:57:34,562
Did you know that people in
here are carrying weapons?

661
00:57:34,563 --> 00:57:35,763
Yeah.

662
00:57:35,764 --> 00:57:38,427
How long has this been going on?

663
00:57:38,996 --> 00:57:41,095
A while.

664
00:59:17,896 --> 00:59:19,396
Hello.

665
00:59:19,397 --> 00:59:22,329
Hannah, this is James.

666
00:59:22,330 --> 00:59:25,427
Come up. I want you.

667
01:00:30,796 --> 01:00:32,796
I want you to stop seeing Hannah.

668
01:00:32,797 --> 01:00:33,403
I see.

669
01:00:33,404 --> 01:00:35,728
And I want you to stop
messing around with Melanie.

670
01:00:35,729 --> 01:00:36,696
What else?

671
01:00:36,697 --> 01:00:38,796
And I want you to tell
Papadopoulos that I've been

672
01:00:38,797 --> 01:00:40,496
doing all your work for
you since you got here.

673
01:00:40,497 --> 01:00:43,429
Mm-hmm, okay. Well, I
wanna show Papadopoulos

674
01:00:43,430 --> 01:00:44,962
this photo of you and his daughter.

675
01:00:44,963 --> 01:00:46,863
- Oh, well...
- How do you sleep?

676
01:00:46,864 --> 01:00:48,696
Yeah, I just...

677
01:00:48,697 --> 01:00:50,829
Now who do you think
Papadopoulos is gonna believe?

678
01:00:50,830 --> 01:00:53,396
Some dink he still calls Stanley?

679
01:00:53,397 --> 01:00:55,294
Or this guy?

680
01:00:56,429 --> 01:00:59,396
So I need the key...
To your apartment.

681
01:00:59,397 --> 01:01:01,462
You see, Melanie is
a bit of a screamer

682
01:01:01,463 --> 01:01:04,028
and I don't want Hannah coming
up and making another scene.

683
01:01:04,029 --> 01:01:06,796
<i>It'll just be easier
if we use your place.</i>

684
01:01:06,797 --> 01:01:09,128
<i>Now do you need to see the
photo again or are you okay?</i>

685
01:01:19,062 --> 01:01:22,629
I'll also be taking other women up there
in case you notice different smells.

686
01:01:23,864 --> 01:01:25,596
<i>Hey.</i>

687
01:01:25,597 --> 01:01:27,795
I'm James.

688
01:01:30,362 --> 01:01:32,961
Get up.

689
01:01:34,062 --> 01:01:35,995
Get up.

690
01:01:35,996 --> 01:01:39,961
Or do you wanna die on the
ground, like a snake?

691
01:01:59,928 --> 01:02:02,161
There he is.

692
01:02:29,829 --> 01:02:31,729
- Hey, what are you working on?
- It's private.

693
01:02:31,730 --> 01:02:33,462
Can you please not lean
on my work station?

694
01:02:33,463 --> 01:02:35,329
- So I need that key again.
- <i>No.</i>

695
01:02:35,330 --> 01:02:36,895
- That was it. No more.
- All right, I understand.

696
01:02:36,896 --> 01:02:38,462
Hey, Mr. Papadopoulos.

697
01:02:38,463 --> 01:02:40,528
<i>Simon has something he
wanted to show you.</i>

698
01:02:42,396 --> 01:02:44,496
- Oh. Key.
- No, I can't.

699
01:02:44,497 --> 01:02:45,895
- Key.
- No.

700
01:02:45,896 --> 01:02:48,329
Key. I have more.

701
01:02:48,330 --> 01:02:49,962
Fine.

702
01:02:49,963 --> 01:02:53,127
I'll get a copy cut.
Save future confusion.

703
01:02:55,763 --> 01:02:58,095
- Well, this better be good.
- Oh no, no, no, I'm sorry.

704
01:02:58,096 --> 01:03:01,629
You need to step up, Stanley. I
wanna see some real work from you.

705
01:03:01,630 --> 01:03:03,662
Actually, I'm working on
something at the moment, sir.

706
01:03:03,663 --> 01:03:06,620
- Something that I...
- Don't mistake my kindness for weakness.

707
01:03:08,329 --> 01:03:10,763
Simon, I think that James
is seeing someone else.

708
01:03:10,764 --> 01:03:13,763
And he told me that you sometimes watch my
apartment from a telescope in your room,

709
01:03:13,764 --> 01:03:15,529
which I'm fine with actually,
I don't really mind.

710
01:03:15,530 --> 01:03:16,962
It's kind of reassuring
in a strange way, but...

711
01:03:16,963 --> 01:03:18,562
Wanna go to the coffee
room? It's a little public.

712
01:03:18,563 --> 01:03:21,429
It could be interesting to find out who
else he's seeing. Are you hearing this?

713
01:03:21,430 --> 01:03:23,662
- Does that mean he's not seeing you?
- Not that he's even trying to hide it.

714
01:03:23,663 --> 01:03:24,795
He's not a very good guy.

715
01:03:24,796 --> 01:03:26,862
Which I know and I always have known,
but to be made a fool of by him?

716
01:03:26,863 --> 01:03:28,729
One second. By a villain.

717
01:03:28,730 --> 01:03:30,362
- I knew what he was...
- Oh no. It's not your fault.

718
01:03:30,363 --> 01:03:31,562
Then he'd say something
about how he knew me,

719
01:03:31,563 --> 01:03:34,795
that he could tell I was a lonely person,
because he knew what it was like

720
01:03:34,796 --> 01:03:36,795
to be lonely and
lost and invisible.

721
01:03:36,796 --> 01:03:38,895
Like...

722
01:03:38,896 --> 01:03:41,774
Like someone could just push
their hand straight through you.

723
01:03:43,396 --> 01:03:45,462
I think you should
definitely not see him.

724
01:03:45,463 --> 01:03:47,562
<i>He told me he felt like Pinocchio.</i>

725
01:03:47,563 --> 01:03:49,529
- Do you know who Pinocchio is?
- No.

726
01:03:49,530 --> 01:03:51,529
He's this wooden boy.
He's held up by strings.

727
01:03:51,530 --> 01:03:53,529
He wants to feel like a real boy.
Do you understand?

728
01:03:53,530 --> 01:03:54,928
- No.
- I feel like Pinocchio.

729
01:03:54,929 --> 01:03:56,662
Okay.

730
01:03:56,663 --> 01:03:59,529
So is that okay if I come
to your apartment tonight?

731
01:03:59,530 --> 01:04:01,762
I know it's kinda strange to ask
but I wanted to see for myself,

732
01:04:01,763 --> 01:04:03,662
you know, if he's taking
girls back there.

733
01:04:03,663 --> 01:04:05,862
No, I'm sorry, that's not
possible because I have to work.

734
01:04:05,863 --> 01:04:08,062
I'm not gonna be home
tonight, I'll be here.

735
01:04:08,063 --> 01:04:10,095
But that's okay, you can
just give me your key.

736
01:04:10,096 --> 01:04:12,496
- I don't have a key.
- You don't have a key?

737
01:04:12,497 --> 01:04:13,321
No.

738
01:04:13,322 --> 01:04:14,995
You don't have a key
to your own apartment?

739
01:04:14,996 --> 01:04:17,562
- No.
- How do you get in?

740
01:04:17,563 --> 01:04:19,362
- I can't get in.
- Why are you lying?

741
01:04:19,363 --> 01:04:20,795
I'm not. I just don't know...

742
01:04:20,796 --> 01:04:22,995
If it's a good idea
to spy on people.

743
01:04:22,996 --> 01:04:25,062
And...

744
01:04:25,063 --> 01:04:28,496
I think you might be
becoming a little obsessive.

745
01:04:28,497 --> 01:04:30,329
- Why are you touching me?
- I'm not.

746
01:04:30,330 --> 01:04:32,362
I just...

747
01:04:32,363 --> 01:04:33,928
Also...

748
01:04:33,929 --> 01:04:35,994
Feel like Pinocchio.

749
01:04:38,529 --> 01:04:40,261
You're a snake.

750
01:05:58,462 --> 01:06:00,827
I haven't done anything wrong.

751
01:06:59,062 --> 01:07:00,928
<i>What is your name?</i>

752
01:07:00,929 --> 01:07:03,127
I'm a visitor. I would
like to sign in.

753
01:07:03,862 --> 01:07:06,427
What is your name?

754
01:07:08,595 --> 01:07:10,028
My name is Simon James.

755
01:07:10,029 --> 01:07:13,461
You're wanted in worker
services, Simon James.

756
01:07:15,895 --> 01:07:18,596
Mmm.

757
01:07:19,629 --> 01:07:21,860
Mmm.

758
01:07:24,661 --> 01:07:26,995
Mmm. Poor chap.

759
01:07:26,996 --> 01:07:28,528
Oh.

760
01:07:33,396 --> 01:07:35,595
- You don't exist any more.
- Excuse me?

761
01:07:35,596 --> 01:07:38,728
- You're no longer on the system.
- Well, just put me back in the system.

762
01:07:38,729 --> 01:07:40,329
- I can't put you back in the system.
- Why?

763
01:07:40,330 --> 01:07:42,695
Because you don't exist. I can't put
someone who doesn't exist in the system.

764
01:07:42,696 --> 01:07:45,528
- But I used to be in the system.
- Not according to the system. In fact,

765
01:07:45,529 --> 01:07:47,728
according to the system,
you've never existed.

766
01:07:47,729 --> 01:07:50,695
- How reliable is the system?
- Hey, it's completely reliable.

767
01:07:50,696 --> 01:07:52,928
Yes, but I used to
exist... I do exist!

768
01:07:52,929 --> 01:07:55,396
- I'm standing in this room, aren't I?
- And?

769
01:07:55,397 --> 01:07:58,329
- So how do I get back in the system?
- You need a card.

770
01:07:58,330 --> 01:07:59,862
- Right. So can I please get a new card?
- No.

771
01:07:59,863 --> 01:08:01,429
- Why?
- Because you're not in the system.

772
01:08:01,430 --> 01:08:02,862
So, it's... Well...

773
01:08:02,863 --> 01:08:04,762
So that's it?

774
01:08:04,763 --> 01:08:07,496
That's it.

775
01:08:07,497 --> 01:08:09,735
I'll leave you to make
your own arrangements.

776
01:08:20,995 --> 01:08:22,995
<i>- You okay, buddy?</i>
<i>- Yeah.</i>

777
01:08:22,996 --> 01:08:25,495
- Thanks, Harris.
- Yeah, it's gotta be pretty rough on you.

778
01:08:25,496 --> 01:08:27,695
- Yeah, I guess it is.
- I, uh, got you this book.

779
01:08:27,696 --> 01:08:30,528
James told us about your problems.

780
01:08:30,529 --> 01:08:33,695
You need to read it pronto though;
it's only returnable through Friday.

781
01:08:33,696 --> 01:08:34,795
- Thanks.
- <i>No worries.</i>

782
01:08:34,796 --> 01:08:36,362
Hey, ah, I was just wondering...

783
01:08:36,363 --> 01:08:37,895
<i>Yeah, I'll help you
with your report.</i>

784
01:08:37,896 --> 01:08:39,595
- If you could have it ready by tomorrow.
- Fine.

785
01:08:39,596 --> 01:08:40,728
- And tomorrow's Friday.
- <i>I know.</i>

786
01:08:40,729 --> 01:08:41,995
So both the book and
the report need

787
01:08:41,996 --> 01:08:43,362
- to be finished by tomorrow.
- <i>Okay.</i>

788
01:08:43,363 --> 01:08:44,561
Friday. Yeah, oh, by the way,

789
01:08:44,562 --> 01:08:47,495
<i>if you're looking for James, he's
in the office with Papadopoulos.</i>

790
01:08:47,496 --> 01:08:50,795
Apparently he's written this incredible
report on how to increase efficiency.

791
01:08:50,796 --> 01:08:52,595
Yeah, pap's pretty impressed.

792
01:08:52,596 --> 01:08:55,495
Hey, you're fucking boring;
What's regression analysis?

793
01:08:55,496 --> 01:08:56,928
<i>Oh, this one is so silly.</i>

794
01:08:56,929 --> 01:08:58,962
<i>These two Chinese
virgins get married.</i>

795
01:08:58,963 --> 01:09:01,429
It's the night of the wedding,
they've just finished boning.

796
01:09:01,430 --> 01:09:03,695
<i>And the husband says, "that was
great, that was really great.</i>

797
01:09:03,696 --> 01:09:05,661
Is there anything else
you'd like to try?"

798
01:09:05,662 --> 01:09:07,461
- And then the woman says...
- Mr. Papadopoulos?

799
01:09:07,462 --> 01:09:08,895
- Hold on a sec.
- No, it's okay.

800
01:09:08,896 --> 01:09:11,329
So the woman says, "I think
I would like to try # 69."

801
01:09:11,330 --> 01:09:12,795
And the guy, he
thinks for a second.

802
01:09:12,796 --> 01:09:14,595
And... pay attention,
Rudolph, you'll like this.

803
01:09:14,596 --> 01:09:16,862
He says, "you want
breef with broccori?"

804
01:09:18,096 --> 01:09:20,561
It is silly. What did I tell you?

805
01:09:20,562 --> 01:09:24,895
- Sir. Sir, I think we need to talk.
- You! I can't believe you'd dare.

806
01:09:24,896 --> 01:09:27,095
- Sir, I work here and I...
- <i>You pervert.</i>

807
01:09:27,096 --> 01:09:29,561
James told me everything
about you and Melanie.

808
01:09:29,562 --> 01:09:31,862
Hell knows she's handsome,
she's a Papadopoulos,

809
01:09:31,863 --> 01:09:33,995
but to abuse a young
woman's trust like that?

810
01:09:33,996 --> 01:09:35,928
Sir, this man is a fraud.

811
01:09:35,929 --> 01:09:38,528
You should talk!
He's the finest employee

812
01:09:38,529 --> 01:09:40,362
- we've ever had.
- Oh, sir, thank you.

813
01:09:40,363 --> 01:09:41,962
He doesn't even know
what we do here.

814
01:09:41,963 --> 01:09:44,495
Er, this and that.

815
01:09:44,496 --> 01:09:46,396
Okay, what is regression analysis?

816
01:09:46,397 --> 01:09:47,828
<i>Who took your test for you?</i>

817
01:09:47,829 --> 01:09:49,828
Sir, I have been through
all of this in the report.

818
01:09:49,829 --> 01:09:51,395
I think maybe he needs some help.

819
01:09:51,396 --> 01:09:53,461
- He's gone a little crazy.
- No, no, no, no, no.

820
01:09:53,462 --> 01:09:55,862
No sir, this cannot stand.
No, no, no, no.

821
01:09:55,863 --> 01:09:58,095
Stay away from me. Stay
away from me. No, no, no, no.

822
01:09:58,096 --> 01:10:01,495
No. No sir, he stole my face.

823
01:10:01,496 --> 01:10:03,728
Look at me! Look at me!

824
01:10:03,729 --> 01:10:05,561
Look at him! He stole my face!

825
01:10:05,562 --> 01:10:07,495
<i>- You need to leave.
- No!</i>

826
01:10:07,496 --> 01:10:09,528
You do! Get off of me!

827
01:10:09,529 --> 01:10:12,762
<i>Stanley!</i>

828
01:10:12,763 --> 01:10:15,428
- Give Rudolph his arm back!
- No, no, no, no, no!

829
01:10:15,429 --> 01:10:16,728
Stay back! Stay back!

830
01:10:16,729 --> 01:10:18,528
<i>No, no, no. No, no, no, no.</i>

831
01:10:18,529 --> 01:10:20,528
Stay away from me! No,
I need to see the Colonel.

832
01:10:20,529 --> 01:10:22,862
- Stanley, we all love you.
- I need to see the Colonel.

833
01:10:22,863 --> 01:10:24,928
The Colonel will understand.

834
01:10:24,929 --> 01:10:27,995
- Please, where is the Colonel?
- You need help.

835
01:10:27,996 --> 01:10:30,361
- No, I don't need help.
- What's the problem, Stanley?

836
01:10:30,362 --> 01:10:32,361
Hey! You fuckers!

837
01:10:32,362 --> 01:10:34,895
You don't know who
you're dealing with.

838
01:10:34,896 --> 01:10:38,361
You don't know who you're
dealing with, you fuckers.

839
01:10:38,362 --> 01:10:40,361
You fucking fucks.

840
01:10:40,362 --> 01:10:42,661
I am a person.

841
01:10:42,662 --> 01:10:44,928
Stay back! Stay back, you fucks!

842
01:10:44,929 --> 01:10:47,095
<i>You fucking fuckers!</i>

843
01:10:47,096 --> 01:10:49,795
<i>I am a person!</i>

844
01:10:49,796 --> 01:10:51,128
I exist!

845
01:12:17,028 --> 01:12:18,795
<i>Here we are.</i>

846
01:12:18,796 --> 01:12:20,628
<i>Has she ever tried
anything like this before?</i>

847
01:12:20,629 --> 01:12:22,728
- No.
- No? First timer!

848
01:12:22,729 --> 01:12:24,862
Good stuff. Well,
these things happen.

849
01:12:24,863 --> 01:12:26,728
You mustn't blame yourself.

850
01:12:26,729 --> 01:12:28,795
Was it pills that she took?
I heard it was pills.

851
01:12:28,796 --> 01:12:30,695
- Yes.
- Yes.

852
01:12:30,696 --> 01:12:33,762
Fantastiche. How many pills
do you think she swallowed?

853
01:12:33,763 --> 01:12:37,795
I have nought to 10, 10 to
20, 20 to 30, or 30-plus.

854
01:12:37,796 --> 01:12:39,561
I don't know. I wasn't there.

855
01:12:39,562 --> 01:12:41,828
- <i>If you were to guess.</i>
- I'm not going to guess.

856
01:12:41,829 --> 01:12:44,428
- But if you had to guess.
- I don't have to.

857
01:12:44,429 --> 01:12:46,695
- Is she going to be okay?
- I'll just stick a little

858
01:12:46,696 --> 01:12:48,361
question mark on it for the moment.

859
01:12:48,362 --> 01:12:52,094
What? What is it?

860
01:12:55,028 --> 01:12:56,728
All bloody morning, you know.

861
01:12:56,729 --> 01:12:58,828
How long have you two been married?

862
01:12:58,829 --> 01:13:00,762
Would you excuse us,
please, Martin?

863
01:13:00,763 --> 01:13:03,361
- Mr. James, can I have a word?
- Yeah, that's fine.

864
01:13:03,362 --> 01:13:05,028
I'll just keep going with this...

865
01:13:05,029 --> 01:13:07,927
And take care of this bloody guy!

866
01:13:08,862 --> 01:13:11,561
<i>Has she tried anything
like this before?</i>

867
01:13:11,562 --> 01:13:13,728
No, I don't think so.

868
01:13:13,729 --> 01:13:15,995
<i>- Do you fight a lot?
- Sometimes.</i>

869
01:13:15,996 --> 01:13:18,695
<i>I'm afraid to say she's had
a miscarriage. I'm sorry.</i>

870
01:13:18,696 --> 01:13:21,395
<i>Was it your first pregnancy?</i>

871
01:13:21,396 --> 01:13:23,828
- Yes.
- <i>The good thing is she's healthy</i>

872
01:13:23,829 --> 01:13:27,194
and it was very early, so she
won't feel too much pain.

873
01:13:28,461 --> 01:13:30,095
These things happen.

874
01:13:30,096 --> 01:13:32,426
You mustn't blame yourself.

875
01:14:23,595 --> 01:14:25,695
You probably think I
should be thankful

876
01:14:25,696 --> 01:14:28,360
that you took me to the
hospital, but I'm not.

877
01:14:29,561 --> 01:14:34,493
I wanted to die and now I'm afraid I
won't have the courage to try again.

878
01:14:36,361 --> 01:14:38,194
Do you wanna know what I think?

879
01:14:39,595 --> 01:14:42,293
I think that you
should kill yourself.

880
01:14:43,528 --> 01:14:47,094
I promise I won't try to
stop you halfway through.

881
01:16:47,695 --> 01:16:50,728
<i>Hi, uh, this is a message for...</i>

882
01:16:50,729 --> 01:16:52,895
<i>Simon James.</i>

883
01:16:52,896 --> 01:16:55,595
<i>Uh, your mother passed
away this morning</i>

884
01:16:55,596 --> 01:16:57,862
<i>following a major ce-ree-bral</i>

885
01:16:57,863 --> 01:17:00,528
<i>s... ceree-bral?</i>

886
01:17:00,529 --> 01:17:02,561
<i>Cere-bral... Cerebral occurrence.</i>

887
01:17:02,562 --> 01:17:06,895
<i>Um, in accordance with her wishes,
she's to be buried at night.</i>

888
01:17:06,896 --> 01:17:09,395
<i>If you wish to attend the funeral,</i>

889
01:17:09,396 --> 01:17:11,461
<i>it starts at midnight
at the cemetery</i>

890
01:17:11,462 --> 01:17:13,828
<i>to the rear of the home.
Not the rear but, um...</i>

891
01:17:13,829 --> 01:17:17,361
<i>To the... down the side and then
towards the rear of the home.</i>

892
01:17:17,362 --> 01:17:19,461
<i>All right. Bye.</i>

893
01:17:19,462 --> 01:17:21,561
<i>Yea, though I walk
through the valley</i>

894
01:17:21,562 --> 01:17:26,561
of the shadow of death I will fear
no evil for thou art with me.

895
01:17:26,562 --> 01:17:29,094
- <i>Thy rod and thy staff...</i>
- Don't look now.

896
01:17:29,095 --> 01:17:30,895
<i>They will comfort me.</i>

897
01:17:30,896 --> 01:17:35,828
<i>Thou preparest a table before me
in the presence of mine enemies.</i>

898
01:17:35,829 --> 01:17:37,661
Look look, we can get you help,

899
01:17:37,662 --> 01:17:39,661
but now is a time for family.
Just don't engage.

900
01:17:39,662 --> 01:17:41,395
Who are you? Who is this fuck?

901
01:17:41,396 --> 01:17:43,094
Why have you got his face?
Why have you got his face?

902
01:17:43,095 --> 01:17:45,661
- Just don't engage. Don't engage.
- Is he mental? Are you mental?

903
01:17:45,662 --> 01:17:47,094
- Just don't engage.
- What are you doing?

904
01:17:47,095 --> 01:17:48,395
- Okay.
- <i>Don't touch me!</i>

905
01:17:48,396 --> 01:17:49,895
- Don't engage.
- Oi!

906
01:17:49,896 --> 01:17:51,561
Oi!

907
01:17:51,562 --> 01:17:54,094
- Don't engage.
- Don't touch me!

908
01:17:55,696 --> 01:17:58,260
What is it?

909
01:18:03,628 --> 01:18:05,560
Get up.

910
01:18:06,094 --> 01:18:08,160
<i>Get off your knees.</i>

911
01:19:03,561 --> 01:19:05,426
Oh.

912
01:19:32,994 --> 01:19:34,762
- Where are you going?
- Fuck off!

913
01:19:34,763 --> 01:19:36,460
Oh hey, James.

914
01:19:46,796 --> 01:19:49,094
- Oh my God, look at you.
- <i>You know who I am, don't you?</i>

915
01:19:49,095 --> 01:19:50,927
- Are you okay?
- You recognize me.

916
01:19:50,928 --> 01:19:52,628
Of course. Simon,
what happened to you?

917
01:19:52,629 --> 01:19:54,728
I don't want to be a
boy held up by string.

918
01:19:54,729 --> 01:19:57,059
- Okay.
- Okay?

919
01:19:58,728 --> 01:20:00,560
Bye.

920
01:21:27,361 --> 01:21:29,794
Yes.

921
01:21:30,794 --> 01:21:32,826
I'm okay.

922
01:21:57,062 --> 01:22:00,260
<i>That is where I am.</i>

923
01:22:03,461 --> 01:22:06,093
Yes, I am looking at him now.

924
01:22:09,561 --> 01:22:11,727
He is about to jump.

925
01:22:11,728 --> 01:22:14,260
Please hurry.

926
01:25:19,395 --> 01:25:21,594
There aren't too many like you.

927
01:25:21,595 --> 01:25:24,193
Are there, Simon?

928
01:25:33,794 --> 01:25:36,959
I'd like to think
I'm pretty unique.